00:15:12 -!- izabera has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 00:15:35 -!- pdxleif has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 00:15:36 -!- lifthrasiir has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 00:15:59 -!- lifthrasiir has joined. 00:16:20 -!- izabera has joined. 00:16:57 -!- izabera has quit (Changing host). 00:16:57 -!- izabera has joined. 00:20:45 -!- pdxleif has joined. 00:21:47 <\oren\> hello 00:25:38 helo 00:33:51 -!- izabera has left ("WeeChat 1.3"). 00:35:11 -!- izabera has joined. 00:36:01 -!- mihow has quit (Quit: mihow). 00:39:35 -!- doesthiswork has joined. 00:55:43 `unidecode β 00:55:44 ​[U+03B2 GREEK SMALL LETTER BETA] 00:55:48 * tswett gasps. 00:56:36 -!- Frooxius has joined. 00:57:49 Are there many esoteric languages that use biological metaphors like p-systems and membrane computing? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_system 01:02:16 There may be a few biologicals ones 01:03:28 hppavilion[1]: You can change the CSS for your account on MediaWiki-based sites, it tell you how on the preferences menu 01:03:42 So you can do that to change that if you do not like the style 01:06:35 I use Cologne Blue with additional CSS rules to remove the sidebar and several other things, and making section numbers green 01:13:06 -!- adu has quit (Quit: adu). 01:16:02 [wiki] [[Math++]] http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44325&oldid=44317 * DinoD123 * (+8) /* Pseudorandom Values */ Made less ambiguous and ugly 01:23:20 [wiki] [[Math++]] http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44326&oldid=44325 * SuperJedi224 * (+52) /* Pseudorandom Values */ 01:35:16 <\oren\> should I add Bopomofo? 01:35:51 If you are going to add other Chinese stuff, then yes you should unless you have something else to add first 01:37:55 It's mostly used in Taiwan, but it is certainly in use. 01:43:00 <\oren\> Ok I just finished katakana and I'm adding bopomofo. When I finish bopomofo I'll upload a new font file and demo 01:43:29 Did you add hiragana yet? 01:44:05 <\oren\> yes, yesterday. http://www.orenwatson.be/fontdemo.png 01:44:22 Do you know if the use of delve ability in Magic: the Gathering permits the use of mana abilities even if you pay entirely by delve? 01:44:29 \oren\: Ah, OK 01:44:37 Also do you know if any cards have both delve and split-second? 01:48:19 -!- adu has joined. 02:02:56 Y'know, I thought costs were paid *before* spells went on the stack. 02:03:22 <\oren\> they arent??? 02:04:45 Ah, nope. Putting a spell on the stack is the *first* step in casting it. 02:05:55 Then you specify various things, including the spell's total cost and how you intend to pay it—but Delve isn't taken into account in this part. 02:06:48 Then you specify specify targets. 02:07:03 Phyrexian mana is taken into account before you figure out total cost, so I would think that if you pay entirely by life then you cannot use mana abilities at this time but delve is different than that. 02:07:09 Then... you determine the total cost again? That doesn't make sense. 02:08:31 In any case, it goes on the stack in step 601.2a, then you calculate cost stuff in step 601.2b, then you determine the total cost in step 601.2f, then you may or may not be able to activate mana abilities in 601.2g, then you pay the cost in 601.2h. 02:08:32 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 02:08:48 The wording of Delve is: "For each generic mana in this spell’s total cost, you may exile a card from your graveyard rather than pay that mana." 02:09:32 The same clause also states: "The delve ability isn’t an additional or alternative cost and applies only after the total cost of the spell with delve is determined. " 02:10:17 All of this implies that Delve does *not* alter the "total cost"; the "total cost" is just mana, even if you intend to pay it by exiling. 02:10:46 601.2g says that you can activate mana abilities "if the total cost includes a mana payment". 02:11:02 So, to actually answer zzo38's question... 02:12:07 zzo38: when you use Delve, you can always activate mana abilities as if you weren't using Delve, because Delve has no effect until after you've had the opportunity to activate mana abilities. 02:12:35 Ah, OK, I thought it might 02:13:49 <\oren\> Wait, does that mean I can cast an instant between a spell going on the stack and its cost being determined? 02:14:04 No 02:14:15 You don't get priority during that time 02:14:56 `learn Delve is a static ability that functions while the spell with delve is on the stack. “Delve” means “For each generic mana in this spell’s total cost, you may exile a card from your graveyard rather than pay that mana.” The delve ability isn’t an additional or alternative cost and applies only after the total cost of the spell with delve is determined. 02:14:58 Learned 'delve': Delve is a static ability that functions while the spell with delve is on the stack. “Delve” means “For each generic mana in this spell’s total cost, you may exile a card from your graveyard rather than pay that mana.” The delve ability isn’t an additional or alternative cost and applies only after the total cost of the 02:15:07 Good enough. 02:16:11 Oh by the way. 02:16:18 `loudly Hi djanatyn. 02:16:19 ​Hi djanatyn. 02:24:37 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 02:26:27 who's swedish here? 02:28:46 [wiki] [[Funciton]] M http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44327&oldid=42464 * Timwi * (+66) /* Features */ 02:28:49 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 02:31:41 I don't know if someone is 02:34:26 i need someone to teach me swedish 02:34:29 fast 02:34:46 olsner, Vorpal, FireFly, maybe i've forgot some 02:34:56 i can also do a little swedish in a pinch 02:35:52 [wiki] [[Funciton]] M http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44328&oldid=44327 * Timwi * (+5) /* Less-than and shift-left */ 02:36:07 (it's rather similar to norwegian) 02:37:12 izabera: 99% of swedes know english, i'm sure 02:37:30 in case it's for meeting or visiting 02:38:25 i need to learn swedish for secret reasons 02:38:45 it must be a fully fledged course, not just something that teaches me how to sing the caramelldansen 02:39:02 ok well i only want to sing the caramelldansen 02:39:15 XD 02:39:19 it wasn't that big of a secret after all 02:39:25 bah, you don't need to learn swedish for that, just do it phonetically 02:39:40 https://translate.google.com/?client=tw-ob#sv/en/caramelldansen 02:39:59 getting the pronunciation right might require some training 02:41:38 -!- MoALTz_ has joined. 02:41:48 it means "the caramel dance" hth 02:41:52 oh 02:42:04 that makes sense... 02:42:53 -!- MoALTz has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 02:42:58 iirc, caramell is the name of the band/artist/etc 02:43:21 izabera: http://lyricstranslate.com/en/caramelldansen-caramel-dance.html 02:43:26 I wonder if they've produced anything else 02:44:42 if you think about it, learning swedish would simplify so many things 02:44:45 like ikea 02:44:48 -!- Wright has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 02:45:03 i would be able to go to ikea and know wtf is a poang chair 02:45:13 -!- Wright has joined. 02:45:27 and that's pretty much it 02:45:30 -!- int-e has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 02:45:31 izabera: the names are pretty idiosyncratic even in swedish 02:45:32 no other reasons to learn swedish 02:45:37 -!- int-e has joined. 02:45:38 you'd mostly learn that the names have nothing to do with the thing 02:45:47 <\oren\> izabera: the most useful languages on the internet are japanese, chinese, swedish, and russian 02:45:49 some of them are actually norwegian placenames 02:45:57 <\oren\> also korean 02:46:07 i'm learning something 02:46:12 izabera: pong means point 02:46:15 oh 02:46:45 why would you name a chair like that 02:47:08 I wonder if they've produced anything else <-- wikipedia has a discography hth 02:47:22 https://translate.google.com/?client=tw-ob#sv/en/caramelldansen 02:47:25 no 02:47:27 wrong link 02:47:29 http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S79825193/ 02:47:31 ^ this 02:47:52 <\oren\> sweden appears to produce a lot of pop culture 02:48:22 izabera: what i've heard is that it's because the founder of ikea was dyslectic or something so hated serial numbers, so he choose random memorable words instead 02:48:32 ooh 02:48:40 *chose 02:48:50 <\oren\> Also the Swedish House Mafia 02:49:15 i guess they used up all the meaningful names 02:49:28 -!- Wright has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 02:49:47 the color names look like place names 02:50:39 well i recall previously mentioned there was an ikea shark plush toy named BLÅHAJ, that was actually perfectly descriptive 02:51:10 so they're not _all_ meaningless, but most are 02:51:37 is there some kind of rule about uppercase in swedish? 02:51:44 no, just ikea 02:52:14 i think swedish case is pretty much like norwegian, which is pretty much like english but with very slight tweaks 02:52:19 -!- bender| has joined. 02:52:33 -!- Wright has joined. 02:52:47 how does this sound in norwegian? buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo 02:53:01 <\oren\> Dansa med os, clappa era hander, yor som vi yor te nagra steg at vanster 02:53:10 well you'd have to say bøffel instead, naturally. 02:53:40 no alternative verb meaning, alas. 02:54:07 swedish has bufflar as both the plural and a verb 02:54:10 \oren\: i ... think you have some spelling errors, and not just the accents. 02:54:18 buffalobufflar bufflar something something 02:54:46 -!- MDude has changed nick to MDream. 02:55:46 <\oren\> ok apparently I spelled most of the above wrong. owell 02:56:08 -!- Wright has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 02:56:29 <\oren\> hey sweden, why is your g pronounced like a y!?! 02:57:05 it's a sound change in front of front vowels. 02:58:10 english has inherited pretty much a similar one with many french words, it just doesn't have the ø 02:58:52 italian also has such a change 02:58:53 -!- \oren\ has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 02:58:55 [wiki] [[Funciton]] M http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44329&oldid=44328 * Timwi * (-2) /* List encoding grammar */ 02:59:04 what change? 02:59:19 -!- \oren\ has joined. 02:59:26 g being something else than a hard g in front of front vowels like i and e 02:59:41 oh yes 02:59:49 but we use ghi and ghe to make it hard 03:00:08 right 03:00:10 and gia gio giu to make it soft in front of a o u 03:00:25 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 03:01:10 in fact my own name had such a change at some point in it's path from greek georgios 03:01:27 *its 03:01:50 via swedish göran 03:01:54 oh does oerjan mean george? 03:01:58 oh 03:02:04 i guess it doesn't 03:02:33 well, same name, just different spelling and pronounciation 03:02:53 well it's _descended_ from george. and i know there's at least a swedish tradition of referring to St. George as Göran or Örjan 03:04:18 https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankt_G%C3%B6ran 03:04:19 St George/Gran is the patron saint of Stockholm or something 03:04:36 "Sankt Göran (Sankt Georg, Sankt Jörgen, Riddar Örjan, Georg den Helige, lat. Sanctus Georgius), " 03:05:10 plenty of variants 03:05:17 oho, Jrgen is also the same name 03:05:54 -!- FreeFull has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 03:06:50 [wiki] [[Funciton/Fundamentals]] http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44330&oldid=34819 * Timwi * (+450) /* XOR and Shift-left */ 03:07:31 hm, time to sleep a bit, it's almost morning 03:07:35 -!- FreeFull has joined. 03:07:41 [wiki] [[Funciton/Functions]] M http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44331&oldid=34821 * Timwi * (+13) 03:08:01 why sleep now, you can sleep tomorrow 03:08:08 [wiki] [[Funciton/Basic arithmetic]] http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44332&oldid=24766 * Timwi * (+573) /* Successor function */ Predecessor function 03:08:32 -!- Frooxius has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 03:08:44 -!- Froox has joined. 03:09:03 "Sankt Göran är flitigt använd som symbol i Ryssland, egentligen Moskvas skyddshelgon, och återfinns bland annat i det ryska riksvapnet. Han är även skyddshelgon för England, Portugal, Katalonien, Litauen, Serbien, Montenegro, Georgien, Etiopien, London, Freiburg im Breisgau, Genua, Lod, Barcelona (Sant Jordi), Strumpebandsorden och scoutrörelsen." 03:09:04 [wiki] [[Funciton/Basic arithmetic]] http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44333&oldid=44332 * Timwi * (-579) /* Subtraction, unary minus, absolute value, shift right */ Shift right is now in "Fundamentals" 03:09:15 that's a list of places he's patron saint of 03:09:43 [wiki] [[Template:Back]] N http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=44334 * Hppavilion1 * (+37) Created Template 03:10:07 hppavilion[1]: what now 03:10:20 [wiki] [[Funciton/Basic arithmetic]] http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44335&oldid=44333 * Hppavilion1 * (-20) Set up template 03:10:32 oerjan: Sorry. It's a thing for subpages 03:10:52 It says "<- [[{{{1}}}|Back to {{{1}}}]]" (where <- is an actual arrow) 03:11:03 Oh, but the whole thing is in bold 03:11:09 we have subpages enabled on the user namespace, but not the main oe 03:11:11 *one 03:11:38 [wiki] [[Funciton/Basic arithmetic]] M http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44336&oldid=44335 * Timwi * (+1) /* Subtraction, unary minus, absolute value */ 03:11:40 Funciton/Basic arithmetic is a supgage 03:11:45 *subpage 03:11:50 Or is that called something else? 03:11:57 It's for whatever Funciton/Basic arithmetic is 03:12:17 -!- Froo has joined. 03:12:22 i mean mediawiki has an automatic system for those backlinks, but we haven't enabled it for the main namespace 03:12:28 [wiki] [[Funciton/Basic arithmetic]] M http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44337&oldid=44336 * Hppavilion1 * (-2) Fixed template 03:12:42 oerjan: Oh. 03:12:44 Um. 03:12:47 Awkward 03:13:11 i'm afraid it would break pages we already have (/// anyone) if we did? 03:13:29 Ah right 03:13:31 Well 03:13:39 It's useful for if you want to add it manually, I guess 03:13:47 I just /really/ like templates 03:13:52 they're /coooooooooooooooool/ 03:14:18 you're a c++ programmer now 03:14:31 Me? 03:14:34 Oh 03:14:35 Templates 03:14:37 Of course 03:14:52 ./wiki/ templates I mean 03:15:05 [wiki] [[Funciton/Basic arithmetic]] M http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44338&oldid=44337 * Timwi * (+26) /* Division and modulo */ 03:15:25 -!- Froox has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 03:16:03 here's a sample of how it works in the user space https://esolangs.org/wiki/User:Zzo38/FurryScript 03:16:52 Ah 03:16:53 There it is 03:17:04 Someone should figure out what MediaWiki's computational class is 03:17:50 -!- Froo has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 03:17:57 the only reason why it wouldn't be turing complete is because they have to have resource limits 03:18:36 oerjan: Not semantic mediawiki 03:18:46 Or ParserFunctiosn 03:19:04 ParserFuncitons 03:19:07 xD 03:19:07 i don't know all these technical details about it 03:19:14 i can barely write a template 03:19:23 [wiki] [[Funciton/Basic arithmetic]] M http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44339&oldid=44338 * Timwi * (-243) /* Division and modulo */ update to newest version (with Starkov construct) 03:21:05 -!- ^v has quit (Quit: Leaving). 03:22:47 There are many other user subpages too, not only myself 03:24:02 -!- Frooxius has joined. 03:30:39 -!- idris-bot has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 03:31:26 -!- Frooxius has quit (Quit: *bubbles away*). 03:31:34 -!- Melvar has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 03:31:48 -!- Frooxius has joined. 03:32:23 -!- adu has quit (Quit: adu). 03:35:39 -!- Sprocklem has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 03:36:38 Yay! 03:37:00 My λ-calculus lexer works on at least one test case! ("(λx.x)y") 03:38:06 Someone share in my celebration! 03:38:22 yay! 03:38:25 "Alone in Valhalla" would be a good name for a philisophical short story... 03:38:38 Or is it philosphical? 03:38:42 Does it even really matter? 03:39:06 I mean, words are just arbitrary patterns of letters (representing sounds) that we apply meaning to 03:39:32 And sounds are just the movement of atoms 03:39:49 And AFAICT from Relativity, movement is pretty much meaningless... 03:39:52 Shit 03:40:11 I'm getting all /(phil(i|o)sophical|.*)/ again 03:40:49 the outer ( ) isn't needed 03:40:57 izabera: Yes it is 03:41:07 Didn't you notice the |.* at the end? 03:41:24 i did 03:41:43 The point was that it is "philisophical" OR "philosophical" OR any other of the infintite possible words we could assign to it 03:41:52 Oh rihg 03:41:55 It isn't needed 03:42:02 Well it makes it more legible to me 03:42:47 And isn't that we can understand it all that matters? 03:43:03 * hppavilion[1] goes into another /(phil(i|o)sophical|.*)/ monologue 03:43:55 i think the point is that the target should understand 03:44:10 "we" includes both the speaker AND the target 03:44:21 The speaker needs to understand what they're saying, too 03:44:42 Which is why babies saying "i luv my mama" is entirely meaningless 03:44:59 BOOM! 03:45:00 I TURNED REGEX INTO RUINING BABIES! 03:45:01 assume you have a perfect translation software 03:45:12 OK 03:45:15 [wiki] [[Funciton/List handling]] http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44340&oldid=38011 * Timwi * (+11126) Updates 03:45:20 Ooooh 03:45:22 you can't speak french, your software can 03:45:25 Funciton list handling 03:45:56 -!- Melvar has joined. 03:46:04 the software translates your sentence, you say it and you don't understand it anymore, but the target does 03:46:47 izabera: But you understand what you're saying, assuming you can trust the soft- oooooh 03:46:55 So our brains are the software? 03:47:18 And it's a "Planes of Consciousness" argument? 03:47:37 [wiki] [[Special:Log/upload]] overwrite * Timwi * uploaded a new version of "[[File:Funciton list functions dependency graph.png]]" 03:47:38 Where we may be experiencing two entirely different planes of reality? 03:47:42 well i didn't mean this but it makes sense i think 03:48:58 Whoa 03:49:12 "well i didn't mean this but it makes sense i think" 03:49:26 In a conversation about whether the speaker has to understand what they're saying 03:50:31 so meta 03:51:04 I think we just disproved ourselves 03:51:16 (Not proved ourselves wrong. Disproved ourselves.) 03:52:38 [wiki] [[Funciton/Functions]] http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44342&oldid=44331 * Timwi * (+151) Lazy-evaluated sequences coming up 03:53:50 izabera : hm .. , 03:55:33 :p thankies 03:57:21 [wiki] [[Funciton/Lazy-evaluated sequences]] N http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=44343 * Timwi * (+79171) Explanations coming up... 04:11:25 <\oren\> I've uploaded the new version of my font with katakana. I'm having... issues with bopomofo so they're not in the demo yet 04:12:06 do you use something like git for your font? 04:12:26 :t Fun 04:12:27 Not in scope: data constructor ‘Fun’ 04:12:28 Perhaps you meant one of these: 04:12:28 variable ‘un’ (imported from Control.Lens), 04:12:31 :k Fun 04:12:32 Not in scope: type constructor or class ‘Fun’ 04:13:10 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 04:13:36 <\oren\> izabera: No, I jsut upload it to my website 04:13:50 <\oren\> http://www.orenwatson.be/fontdemo.htm 04:14:15 \oren\: why are things green? 04:14:52 \oren\: also some of the hiragana are bursting their bounding boxen 04:15:05 <\oren\> they are the newset characters 04:15:34 actually it's not just the hiragana 04:15:35 it's endemic 04:16:32 <\oren\> http://www.orenwatson.be/fontdemo.png they don't seem to do that for me? 04:17:09 oh, petscii 04:17:47 <\oren\> oh shit I forgot I added more petscii chars 04:17:57 for me the top line of every character is replaced with a single-pixel black line 04:18:13 also your hiragana are really cozy even so Oo 04:20:09 <\oren\> there added to demo 04:21:21 <\oren\> coppro: web font support appears to vary widly between browsers in terms of pixel-perfection 04:21:53 ah 04:22:11 <\oren\> and even between versions of the same browser 04:22:27 <\oren\> firefox behaves different on windows versus linux for instance 04:23:00 <\oren\> At least terminal emulators appear to have much more consistency 04:26:38 <\oren\> now i'm gonna try to fix the bopomofo so i can add them 04:29:02 -!- Frooxius has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 04:29:20 <\oren\> after that, i'll maybe draw the rest of the wide latin and make them not screwed up 04:33:20 -!- Vorpal has quit (Quit: ZNC - http://znc.sourceforge.net). 04:35:14 [wiki] [[Funciton/Lazy-evaluated sequences]] http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44344&oldid=44343 * Timwi * (+3687) 04:44:14 -!- bb010g has joined. 04:50:23 <\oren\> hey, coppro, I changed the otf file, does this one have less glitches? 04:50:40 nope, it's the same 04:50:57 <\oren\> hm... 04:51:01 <\oren\> Owell 04:51:24 -!- doesthiswork has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 04:54:39 <\oren\> at least now I know how to make otfs that actually work on other peoples computers 04:57:35 <\oren\> why are my computers always the special ❄'s? 05:00:10 <\oren\> @tell b_jonas I've added katakana and bopomofo now 05:00:10 Consider it noted. 05:01:43 <\oren\> 'cos I'mma bad ㄇㄈ 05:05:36 -!- FreeFull has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 05:07:37 -!- FreeFull has joined. 05:10:38 -!- ^v has joined. 05:13:47 -!- blurelIse has joined. 05:15:06 -!- hkgit03 has joined. 05:17:30 last day at work 05:19:10 -!- bender| has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 05:20:47 <^v> hkgit03, D: hope you have another job in mind 05:21:10 Uhm well I am applying of course but got nothing so far 05:21:13 But I'm confident 05:23:31 <^v> thats good, im guessing you are applying for tech jobs 05:25:24 applying for programmer 05:25:38 <^v> im looking for one but i live in 'murica but nobody around here will interview high schoolers 05:25:46 Why is that 05:26:11 <^v> mostly because of their requirements 05:26:47 What do they require? 05:26:48 <^v> the high-paying ones really only accept people that have degrees 05:27:46 <^v> or internships through the colleges 05:27:54 <^v> and im not in college yet 05:28:58 I won't get the murrican school system very soon 05:29:54 <^v> which is kind of stupid, i practically have the same or better experience than most CS majors 05:31:03 hmm 05:31:28 <\oren\> Do you know C++? 05:31:43 <^v> yes, close to getting a certificate 05:32:18 <\oren\> good 05:32:43 <\oren\> C++ isn't really used much in school but a lot of companies use it 05:33:05 <^v> all im doing to get it is going through the week's material and answering all the questions on the test in one day 05:33:14 <^v> then waiting for them to let me take the next test, etc 05:33:38 <^v> a lot of startups are using Ruby now 05:33:46 egh 05:34:18 <^v> and they accept a lot of college skiddies 05:34:45 <\oren\> millions of lines of terrible code, coming right up 05:34:46 <^v> ruby and node.js 05:34:58 <^v> are the main two right now for startups 05:35:03 <^v> PHP is slowly slowly dying 05:35:07 <^v> thank god 05:36:03 <\oren\> At work I use C++ and a proprietary language 05:36:25 <\oren\> well, more like two proprietary languages 05:36:53 <\oren\> the C++ is a proprietary dialect 05:37:04 <^v> 90% of going from mastering C to mastering C++ is memorizing all the different uses for things in std and boost 05:38:25 <^v> \oren\, robomatter? 05:39:09 <^v> probably not 05:39:44 <\oren\> no. 05:39:51 <\oren\> I work for Soundhound 05:40:02 <^v> ahh 05:40:13 <\oren\> we don't do robots. yet. 05:40:42 <^v> robomatter is the creator of RobotC which is the fucking worst C like language in existence 05:41:02 <\oren\> but if someone builds a robot, they could use Houndify to make it voice-activated 05:41:13 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 05:41:30 <^v> ill explain, robomatter made their own VM and their own C compiler 05:41:45 <^v> let me look up the CPU our robots use 05:41:50 i always thought c++ is the worst c like language in existemce 05:42:30 <\oren\> clearly you've never had to figure out what the hell Objective-C++ is supposed to be 05:42:34 hppavilion[1] o7 05:42:56 Haye, hkgit03! 05:43:07 wtf 05:43:22 <\oren\> eaxtly 05:43:46 <^v> cba look up the model, its some ARM Cortex M3 with only 64k ram and 256k flash 05:44:00 <\oren\> I see 05:44:02 <^v> but the VM is insane slow 05:44:21 -!- J_Arcane has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 05:44:59 <^v> their C compiler is barely ISO compliant 05:45:40 <^v> arrays are physical pointers, rather than being their own type and decaying like they usually do in C 05:45:58 decaying? 05:46:02 <\oren\> yeah 05:46:12 What do you mean by that 05:46:20 <^v> hkgit03, say in C you declare a array 05:46:27 <\oren\> you can use an array's name as if it were a pointer to the first element of the array 05:46:27 <^v> char potato[16]; 05:46:43 -!- mauris has joined. 05:46:49 <\oren\> himauris 05:47:04 <^v> you can implicitly cast potato as a char* 05:47:25 Is that a cast? I thought it implicitly was nothing but a char* 05:47:42 <^v> yeah 05:47:44 hioren 05:47:47 <\oren\> no because sizeof(potato) is still 16 05:47:47 so that char potato[16] would be the same as char* potato = (char*)malloc(16); 05:48:08 <\oren\> and arrays are allocaed on the stack not the heap 05:48:18 wait what 05:48:21 <^v> hkgit03, pretty much but obviously it gets freed as the stack unwinds 05:48:37 you mean the array pointer is on the stack? 05:48:49 <\oren\> no the array data is ont he stack 05:48:53 <^v> no the physical bytes are on the stack 05:49:00 what sense does that make 05:49:11 <^v> well when you want to pass potato to a function 05:49:12 cannot get random array access into this context.. 05:50:02 <\oren\> the stack isn't accessed like a stack in C 05:50:16 Aren't we talking about the C stack? I thought we were 05:50:22 <\oren\> right 05:50:36 <^v> the main issue of their compiler though, if you mess up brackets 05:50:43 <^v> you get an error on an unrelated line 05:51:08 <^v> and in some cases, a missed semicolon messes up the brackets 05:51:19 <^v> and you get an unrelated error at the bottom of the file 05:51:25 hkgit03: of course it's on the stack. that's why it is such a mess to return an array 05:51:28 @tell edwardk I notice you haven't uploaded a new constraints to hackage 05:51:28 Consider it noted. 05:52:48 <^v> also there is no linker 05:53:04 <^v> the linker has been a request for over 5 years now 05:53:12 <\oren\> so you have to compile the whole program at once? 05:53:17 <\oren\> shiiiit 05:53:39 <^v> yes, you have to do #include "poop.c" 05:53:42 sounds like c++ 05:54:04 <^v> myname, xD c++ is the opposite, i feel like i split things into files way too often 05:54:27 well, yes, you can split into files 05:54:31 but that's it 05:54:34 <\oren\> myname: well yeah, but at least c++ can use namespaces 05:55:03 <^v> c++ namespaces are my savior on my latest robot project 05:55:03 <\oren\> whereas here he has to make sure every name is unique throughout the progrem 05:55:18 <^v> well i dont use RobotC 05:55:44 <^v> there is a open-source Free-RTOS based OS for the robots called PROS 05:55:51 <^v> its gcc/g++ based 05:55:57 <^v> which is great 05:57:26 <\oren\> the typical C equivalent to a namespaced function is a static function 05:57:27 <^v> im decent with arm/thumb so inline asm is extremely useful in some cases 05:58:33 <^v> until about 2 years ago in RobotC ints were 16 bit and longs were 32 bit 06:07:58 <\oren\> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnzek-QEc0o 06:08:35 -!- heroux has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 06:09:59 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 06:11:55 -!- heroux has joined. 06:14:20 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 06:16:39 <^v> \oren\, i only listen to chiptune 06:17:38 <\oren\> no liek Jコア? 06:25:53 -!- JesseH has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 06:44:17 -!- ^v has quit (Quit: Leaving). 07:02:49 \oren\: ok 07:05:02 \oren\: oh great, the web font version works now! I swear I tried it yesterday evening and it didn't yet work. 07:05:18 I'm glad you didn't break it forever 07:10:36 <\oren\> Yeah I was doing something wrong before when making the otfs 07:10:59 <\oren\> not exacly sure what 07:11:13 oh good! 07:12:41 <\oren\> so yeah now there is all the kana and also bopomofo 07:13:20 <\oren\> tomorrow I'll add the full wide ascii set and maybe a few kanji 07:17:12 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Nite). 07:17:25 <\oren\> I should also add at leat that one hangul sylable that looks like a stick figure 07:18:00 \oren\: are you going to auto-generate the ten thousand korean syllables from constituents? you'd just need to draw the letters in a couple of different sizes, the composition tables to drive it, some simple rules to choose the sizes from the letters (from whether there's a final, and from what shape the medial is), and a perl script to drive and compose the bitmaps and write a bdf. 07:18:18 \oren\: be sure to add the common Japanese punctuation 07:18:22 fullwidth I mean 07:19:22 @tell oerjan mostly because i'm not very happy with the new forall 07:19:22 Consider it noted. 07:20:55 <\oren\> I've got the fullwidth Japanese comma and period already done, but I'll wait until I finish the whole group they're in before I add to the demo 07:24:23 s/tables/rules/ because it's so long the decompositions aren't even listed in the long tables in ICU, but instead decomposed on the fly by the code, implemented in icu/icu/source/common/normalizer2impl.{h,cpp} 07:32:20 \oren\: sure, I don't mean only the period, but also some of the more tricky ones, like quotation marks, parenthesis, and the rare tilde thingy 07:32:33 and whatever else there is 07:41:31 -!- glowcoil has quit (K-Lined). 07:41:31 -!- ocharles__ has quit (K-Lined). 07:41:31 -!- edwardk has quit (K-Lined). 07:41:31 -!- bb010g has quit (K-Lined). 07:41:32 -!- mbrcknl has quit (K-Lined). 07:46:54 wtf. configure help says '--enable-stage1-languages[=all] choose additional languages to build during stage1. Mostly useful for compiler development' 07:47:02 I'm configuring gdb, not gcc, what the heck is with you? 07:49:43 <\oren\> Ok, I'mma upload the font again, because I've finished wide ascii 07:51:45 -!- edwardk has joined. 07:52:46 \oren\: the font only, or also the demo? 07:55:25 <\oren\> updated the demo now 07:55:41 <\oren\> at the bottom, wide ascii 07:58:23 <\oren\> ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 07:59:00 ok, I got answer to my question on #gdb 08:00:22 \oren\: looks good, they match the normal ascii well 08:00:38 <\oren\> should i also put into the demo page the 12 or so chinese characters included?> 08:00:49 it's not urgent 08:01:49 -!- hkgit03 has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client). 08:01:50 argh, I forgot this. you never know which of "make test" and "make check" do tests. sometimes one of them is a plain error, sometimes one is a nop and the other does tests, and sometimes they run a different set of tests. 08:06:42 <\oren\> there's the chinese in the demo. 08:07:31 <\oren\> 一丁丂七丄丅丆丈三上下不且世个中串主九了事二人 08:07:36 \oren\: great 08:08:16 \oren\: aren't they supposed to be green though? 08:08:43 <\oren\> Oh good point, 08:08:58 <\oren\> and I should remove green from the older green ones 08:12:41 \oren\: I'm missing 日 , 月 , 門 , 口 , which seem quite common, and some more numbers 08:12:49 \oren\: and the punctuations of course 08:13:04 <\oren\> Oh, right. punctuation 08:16:26 <\oren\> there 08:17:09 <\oren\> 々 isn't really punctuation but it's in that range 08:18:13 <\oren\> yeah many common kanji I haven't drawn yet. I'll draw more tomorrow 08:21:31 \oren\: will you later do two glyphs for the punctuation that changes between left-to-right and right-to-left arabic context, and two glyphs of the Japanese and Chinese punctuation that sometimes changes between horizontal and vertical writing (and sometimes depend on language too)? 08:22:24 <\oren\> I can do that 08:22:48 <\oren\> I'll put it in my todofile 08:23:03 -!- augur has quit (Quit: Leaving...). 08:23:51 \oren\: in particular, there's a vertial variant of the katakana long vowel sign, and vertical variants of the Japanese full stop and comma that I think might have language-dependent rules, and vertical variants of the Japanese quotation marks 08:24:25 \oren\: arabic stuff might not be worth because you won't be supporting it with this font, but you are planning to support Japanese text 08:24:38 I don't know the detailed rules about these and how common they are, you'll have to look it up 08:24:50 -!- hkgit03 has joined. 08:24:56 they might also depend between ltr and rtl vertical columns 08:25:00 I don't know 08:25:11 the kanji you added look good to me though 08:25:13 nicely drawn 08:25:21 I have to go now 08:25:33 <\oren\> in practice I think japanese and chinese simply use fonts with rotated gyphs 08:25:39 I got some fails from the gdb make check, but I think at least some of them are because I have too old version of libc here 08:25:41 <\oren\> usually called @fontname 08:25:57 <\oren\> 04:21 < b_jonas> \oren\: will you later do two glyphs for the punctuation that 08:25:57 <\oren\> changes between left-to-right and right-to-left arabic 08:25:57 <\oren\> context, and two glyphs of the Japanese and Chinese 08:25:57 <\oren\> punctuation that sometimes changes between horizontal and 08:25:57 <\oren\> vertical writing (and sometimes depend on language too)? 08:26:02 \oren\: sure, when you're using software that doesn't have enough support for this kind of stuff 08:26:11 glyph variants and all that 08:26:15 <\oren\> shit stupid middle click paste 08:26:50 -!- zadock has joined. 08:27:02 and then you get hard to read Japanese text in Chinese font, or Serbian/Macedonian text in Russian font (I still say those should have been two different SCRIPTS in unicode, not one cyrillic script, but politics overrode that and it's way too late to change now with all the existing corpus) 08:27:18 <\oren\> I have for exaple @MS Gothic which shows all japanese charatcers sideways 08:27:55 <\oren\> so you print it normally and then turn the page physically 08:28:02 \oren\: ouch 08:28:38 I have to go now 08:28:44 <\oren\> bye 08:28:47 -!- zadock has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 08:33:59 -!- Patashu has joined. 08:35:46 -!- Melvar has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 08:35:58 -!- augur has joined. 08:35:59 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 08:40:07 -!- Melvar has joined. 08:47:06 -!- bender| has joined. 08:56:19 -!- rodgort has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 09:00:32 -!- FireFly has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 09:00:32 -!- heddwch has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 09:00:33 -!- rodgort has joined. 09:01:01 -!- heddwch has joined. 09:01:13 -!- FireFly has joined. 09:01:47 -!- mihow has joined. 09:03:45 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 09:03:45 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Changing host). 09:03:45 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 09:13:35 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 09:23:50 Why does the esolang wiki have lemons as logo anyway? 09:23:54 I never asked that before 09:24:26 hkgit03: they're limes 09:24:47 Whatever. Why limes? 09:27:13 they're esoteric limes 09:27:31 Which means? 09:27:52 you summon the devil when you squeeze them? idk 09:28:14 -!- mihow has joined. 09:28:16 I think the devil is mainstream 09:28:39 maybe the ghost of Winston Churchill 09:29:25 Did you put the limes there 09:29:42 Ah, the trilime. 09:29:49 That's what it's called, I believe. 09:30:11 So what does it mean? 09:30:25 As I understand it, the matrix of solidity. 09:30:50 what 09:32:25 It's origins have kind of been lost in time. 09:32:48 Like origins of most esoteric things, I presume 09:32:57 That must be why 09:33:10 http://codu.org/logs/log/_esoteric/2012-03-19#015027Maharba some discussion 09:33:50 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 09:34:05 blocked by workplace firewall, but I'll read it eventually 09:34:30 Just as a note of caution, you won't find any answers there, just questions. 09:34:48 But the "trilime" term is fairly well established, at least. 09:34:56 I see 09:36:02 I once suggested http://zem.fi/~fis/trilime.svg as a replacement, but it wasn't really appreciated. 09:36:34 lel 09:37:04 yeah uhm it doesn't raise questions as much as the original trilime 09:37:30 I guess you could say that the reasons for the trillime are esoteric 09:37:51 That's what I meant 09:38:41 When life gives you limes, make esolangs. 09:38:58 Is there no backup of the BF Operating System Bootloader? 09:39:09 `addquote When life gives you limes, make esolangs. 09:39:11 1255) When life gives you limes, make esolangs. 09:46:41 -!- mbrcknl has joined. 09:47:54 -!- glowcoil has joined. 09:48:23 -!- mihow has joined. 09:53:59 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 09:56:13 Lunchtime. Gotta go 09:57:46 -!- hkgit03 has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client). 09:58:19 -!- J_Arcane has joined. 10:01:15 -!- sc00fy has joined. 10:03:55 -!- bb010g has joined. 10:08:14 -!- mihow has joined. 10:13:46 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 10:18:59 -!- sc00fy has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 10:28:15 -!- mihow has joined. 10:34:19 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 10:34:19 -!- boily has joined. 10:48:48 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 10:49:18 -!- mihow has joined. 10:54:15 `wisdom 10:54:16 ostrich/Ostrich used to be a large middle European empire in frequent conflict with Turkey. After a famine it sort of split into Ostrich/Hungry. Alas its policy of keeping its head in the sand did not get it through the Great War, and with its final attempts to take flight failing, it ended up cut into several pieces. 10:54:17 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 11:00:56 -!- mihow has joined. 11:02:00 lol 11:05:01 -!- hkgit03 has joined. 11:06:02 `wisdom 11:06:04 wise/Uninstalling software installed by the Wise Installation Wizard is unwise. It's neither clockwise nor counterclockwise nor otherwise. 11:06:20 `wisdom 11:06:21 monoid/Monoids are just categories with a single object. 11:06:33 well at least they are isomorphic 11:12:36 `? category 11:12:37 Categories are just a special case of bicategories. 11:13:29 `culprits wisdom/wise 11:13:31 oerjan int-e shachaf 11:13:36 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 11:14:34 bellonder|, FirelloFly, fizziello. 11:18:50 hoily 11:19:59 Oil of by. 11:20:45 `? boily 11:20:46 boily is monetizing a broterhood scheme with the Guardian of Lachine, apparently involving cookie dealing. He's also a NaniDispenser, a Trigotillectomic Man Eating Chicken and a METARologist. He is seriously lacking in the f-word department. 11:21:08 I see 11:21:45 fizzie: I use http://www.soloestetica.it/Ingrandimenti5/FA_1813.jpg 11:22:34 `? fizzie 11:22:35 fizzie is not fnord with a monad but the king of #esoteric, see http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/src/fizziecoin.jpg 11:22:53 dammit, workplace proxy 11:23:30 Content-Type: application/binary 11:23:37 that's not going to be helpful 11:23:45 Yes, it'll probably just download the file. 11:25:05 hkgit03: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/113389132/Misc/20131230-coin.jpg is a regular image, if that helps. It's not all that exciting to look at, however. 11:25:32 I guessed that it's an image, thank you. 11:25:44 I just rant about the workplace proxy in general 11:26:27 Oh, I assumed it was objecting to the application/binary type, as possibly implied by int-e. 11:26:45 That's one strict proxy you've got there. 11:26:56 The dropbox url works fine 11:27:16 And normally, if you use it to browse sites for work purpose, even if they seem to be private, they are not blocked 11:27:51 This proxy knows what I'm up to, it has a built-in mind reader which determins my intention and blocks stuff that keeps me from working. 11:28:07 Possibly it just has something against codu.org. 11:28:19 NO it MUST be the mind reader 11:28:36 disbeliever 11:28:51 -!- mihow has joined. 11:29:07 Yes, it has something against codu.org, nothing from that site worked so far iirc -_- 11:29:21 -!- FreeFull has quit (Quit: BBL). 11:30:11 hkgit03: you should try the PDF in the /topic. 11:30:28 -!- boily has quit (Quit: EXPANDING CHICKEN). 11:30:34 I did, it worked. 11:30:59 I remember reading that for the first time two years ago. I like it. 11:35:33 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 11:41:50 -!- hkgit03 has quit (Quit: this). 11:42:33 -!- idris-bot has joined. 11:46:13 -!- mihow has joined. 11:50:07 -!- ocharles__ has joined. 11:52:42 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 11:54:15 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 12:01:13 -!- mihow has joined. 12:05:50 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 12:08:24 -!- mihow has joined. 12:14:00 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 12:15:57 -!- mihow has joined. 12:20:53 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 12:25:57 -!- ais523 has joined. 12:28:27 -!- mihow has joined. 12:34:25 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 12:44:41 -!- age_none has joined. 12:45:48 hmm, I am of the opinion that hppavilion[1] is interpreting the esowiki as performance art 12:45:53 which may well be the bast attitude to it 12:46:06 -!- mihow has joined. 12:52:46 -!- age_none has left. 12:53:25 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 13:00:53 -!- mihow has joined. 13:08:20 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 13:09:12 -!- mihow has joined. 13:10:26 at lest he doesn't post lame languages and write yet another bot, i'm fine 13:13:53 -!- ais523 has quit. 13:14:22 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 13:16:26 -!- Patashu has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 13:23:17 -!- bb010g has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity). 13:23:30 -!- ais523 has joined. 13:28:33 -!- mihow has joined. 13:33:39 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 13:48:52 -!- mihow has joined. 13:54:24 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 13:56:48 `? boxmodel 13:56:49 boxmodel is how we figure out how big Taneb's cage is going to be. 13:56:53 Where the hell did that come from 13:57:02 `culprits boxmodel 13:57:03 No output. 13:57:08 hmm, I've forgotten the command 13:57:11 that checks wisdom history 13:57:17 `cat bin/wisdom 13:57:18 F="$(find wisdom/*"$1"* -type f | shuf -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}/" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl 13:57:34 `cat bin/learn 13:57:35 ​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\? .*//') \ echo "$1" >"wisdom/$topic" \ echo "Learned '$topic': $1" 14:08:37 -!- mihow has joined. 14:12:23 -!- rodgort has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 14:14:19 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 14:16:27 `? bicategory 14:16:28 Bicategories are just categories where composition is only associative up to an isomorphism. 14:16:49 -!- rodgort has joined. 14:23:13 -!- ais523 has quit. 14:24:17 -!- x10A94 has joined. 14:25:24 -!- ais523 has joined. 14:28:02 ais523: I think your command was all right. I'm not sure why it didn't work. 14:28:11 `culprits boxmodel 14:28:12 Taneb: http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/log/24f05857a418/wisdom/boxmodel 14:28:12 No output. 14:28:15 hmm 14:28:29 so it's not the bug where HackEgo does a "No output." on the first command after a whlie 14:28:31 *while 14:28:37 `cat bin/culprits 14:28:38 hg log --removed "$1" | grep summary: | awk '{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}' | sed "s/.$/\x0F&/" | xargs 14:28:47 Oh, it probably needs manual wisdom/. 14:28:50 -!- mihow has joined. 14:28:57 Since it's a generic culpritter. 14:29:06 `culprits wisdom/boxmodel 14:29:08 int-e ais523 coppro 14:29:21 aha 14:29:24 I don't remember changing it though 14:29:24 -!- ais523 has quit (Client Quit). 14:29:27 That's bett... except, I don't see those other people in the file log. 14:29:27 [wiki] [[Special:Log/upload]] overwrite * Timwi * uploaded a new version of "[[File:Funciton list functions dependency graph.png]]": Why am I wasting so much time on this? 14:29:35 -!- ais523 has joined. 14:29:44 oh, perhaps it got affected by my script to delete random entries from wisdom/ 14:29:49 which was buggy and I'm not sure what it did instead 14:30:10 Yes, apparently, and then int-e did a revert. 14:31:03 Seems that it doesn't show up in the web browser's "file log" because it lacks the equivalent of --removed. 14:31:35 -!- ais523 has quit (Client Quit). 14:31:55 -!- ais523 has joined. 14:32:10 just list the version history of the ATTIC virtual directory 14:34:05 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 14:39:34 -!- Frooxius has joined. 14:46:41 \oren\: the webfont version of your fontdemo page now works from the work machine too. so yes, probably just an error in the previous version. 14:47:23 -!- ais523 has quit. 14:48:53 -!- mihow has joined. 14:51:42 -!- ais523 has joined. 14:52:28 -!- ais523 has quit (Client Quit). 14:54:07 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 15:00:56 -!- mihow has joined. 15:04:01 oh wow! 15:06:52 -!- hkgit03 has joined. 15:07:36 -!- ais523 has joined. 15:08:35 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 15:09:25 -!- mihow has joined. 15:11:25 the Erdős discrepancy problem solved, it seems. see https://gowers.wordpress.com/2015/09/20/edp28-problem-solved-by-terence-tao/ 15:14:29 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 15:16:29 -!- mihow has joined. 15:18:48 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 15:20:30 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 15:22:43 b_jonas: what is the Erdos discrepancy problem? 15:23:26 Taneb: see that blog post by Gowers, it should tell 15:23:32 OK 15:26:44 [wiki] [[Funciton/Lazy-evaluated sequences]] M http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44346&oldid=44344 * Timwi * (+94) whoa, managed to leave out zip 15:28:45 -!- mihow has joined. 15:34:07 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 15:46:03 -!- mihow has joined. 15:54:08 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 15:59:59 -!- hkgit03 has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client). 16:01:28 -!- mihow has joined. 16:05:10 [wiki] [[Truth-machine]] http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44347&oldid=44163 * 68.197.153.86 * (+23) /* Implementations */ 16:06:11 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 16:07:00 Bake 20–25 at 350 until golden brown, remove at once. 16:08:48 -!- mihow has joined. 16:09:59 hth 16:11:19 tswett: ah, but bake what? 16:11:44 I dunno. 16:12:23 My instructions tdnh tbqh. 16:12:42 bbq? 16:13:07 oh it's a variation on tbh. 16:13:44 tswett: did you start off with a nonsequitur just so that you could make that response when someone queried it? :-D 16:13:57 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 16:14:21 ais523: you're not allowed to know the answer to that question. 16:14:26 `? recipe 16:14:27 recipe? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 16:14:46 int-e: a cake 16:15:31 `? cake 16:15:33 The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake. 16:15:40 int-e: a "chocolate cherry custard cake with buttercream frosting rosettes" 16:15:53 `culprits wisdom/cake 16:15:54 int-e ais523 int-e 16:15:54 -!- mihow has joined. 16:15:58 thought so 16:16:10 does fungot like cake? 16:16:11 b_jonas: wp is currently depriving us of the marriage was one of the templates at wikipedia:fair use rationale guideline fair use rationale. 16:16:24 in what state, fungot? 16:16:25 b_jonas: i just archived dana's proposal ( and my revision) as per fnord motion above. user:archolaarch o. lasupsmallfont color="green"user_talk:archolatalk/font/small/supfont color="404040"user:archola/ the_centrist_factiontcf/font 08:01, 27 march 2008 ( utc) 16:16:33 what fungot style is that? seems Wikipedia-related 16:16:33 ais523: i left a message on my talk page and calling me a troll. user:yami takashiyami ( user talk:yami takashitalk) 16:16:37 fungot: congrats! 16:16:38 b_jonas: this section is also being discussed above, but that of the wolf, if it's the creatures appearing on the coat of arms, then australia ought to have the equivalent image showing asian people, the most common breast shapes and sizes. the fnord were known as " fnord" 16:17:11 `? code 16:17:12 ​[11,11,11,15,15,23,12],[5,5,5,3,53,45,16,26,00,20,15,16,22,25,45,91,32,11,15,27,06,01,11,01,47,22,30,13,43,21,11,13,29,61,65,17,19,12,28,17,11,01,23,20,16,20,81,18,32,25,58,22.,1985,10.301350435,1555466973690094680980000956080767,13720946704494913791885940266665466978579582015128512190078... 16:17:15 ais523: yes, does seem like 16:17:22 Nobody has yet been able to figure out the code. 16:17:32 Let me give you some recipe ingredients generated by a neural net that's not mine. 16:17:39 "1 beer, cut into cubes" 16:18:00 tswett: minecraft beer? 16:18:08 Probably. 16:18:09 "2 tablespoons of balsamic cocoa" 16:18:12 the second half of the code seems to be composed of numbers, but some seem to have leading zeroes and some of them aren't integers 16:18:24 `culprits wisdom/code 16:18:25 int-e ais523 tswett int-e 16:18:33 "6 sprigs of freshly ground black pepper" 16:18:54 ugh, what was the context... 16:19:26 tswett: is the recipe neural net just combining random units of measurements with random ingredients? 16:19:35 Not quite. 16:19:57 It seems to have an idea of what quantities ingredients tend to be used in. 16:20:16 It's much more likely to say "a teaspoon of salt and two cups of water" than "a teaspoon of water and two cups of salt". 16:20:47 tswett: is that part of a Chef program? 16:20:47 "1 egg, well" 16:20:51 b_jonas: nope. 16:20:55 https://gist.github.com/nylki/1efbaa36635956d35bcc 16:21:11 "1 can enough red cayenne" 16:21:21 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 16:21:41 must be a program aimed at writing Chef programs 16:22:35 2015-06-24-14:45:36: This code is better. 16:22:41 tswett: any of the recipes theoretically possible yet? if so, any of them look even remotely edible? 16:23:24 Let me see. 16:23:33 The ingredients list almost never matches the instructions. 16:24:15 ais523: I would guess someone who understands cooking could find a recipe that looks somewhat reasonable, and then misinterpret it in a way that it deliberately becomes better. 16:24:33 This is definitely a theoretically possible ingredients list. 16:24:35 You'd need some prior understanding of what recipes result in acceptible cakes. 16:24:42 2 cups of chicken broth. 1/2 cup of oil. 16:24:54 Those are the only ingredients. 16:24:56 -!- JesseH has joined. 16:25:21 that would not make for a good recipe 16:25:35 I had some lessons on cookery at school 16:25:52 and that has such a food group imbalance it's absurd 16:26:06 This recipe calls for "salt and bell pepper". 16:26:22 See, it's smarter than a Markov chain. 16:26:39 A Markov chain doesn't really know that "bell pepper" is likely to appear after the same sort of stuff that "pepper" is. 16:27:27 tswett: the problem is that many of the recipes with many ingredient mix both sweet and salty ingredients. 16:27:43 "1 tablespoon creme de carrots" 16:28:01 mixing sweet and salty ingredients is normally a bad idea, but it's less absolutely a bad idea than making oil 20% of your recipe 16:28:15 you could maybe get away with making salad cream like that 16:28:18 but I hate salad cream as it is 16:28:30 (oil as 20%, that is, not mixing sweet and salty) 16:28:39 ais523: sure, it's not always a bad idea, but you have to be careful with it 16:28:47 ais523: this tries to put _chocolate_ in a salad-like thing 16:28:51 -!- mihow has joined. 16:29:06 (which it calls "CHINESE MEAT" despite that it has no meat by the way) 16:29:24 b_jonas: I don't eat chocolate any more, but a chocolate salad sandwich would probably taste reasonable 16:29:26 "1/4 teaspoon pepper, or dough" 16:30:02 "1/2 cup of water, whatever; grated" 16:30:19 but yes, the quantities seem to be very off too 16:31:02 it doesn't seem to understand that you need not only condiments, but some sort of constitutent like flour or corn or meat or vegetable or something of which you take more than just a few spoonfuls 16:31:10 This recipe calls for a quarter teaspoon of salt, and a quarter teaspoon of salt, and salt and pepper, and salt, and three teaspoons of salt, and two tablespoons of salt, and a half cup of shredded salt. 16:31:26 tswett: hehe 16:31:52 tswett: that'd make a decent condiment for crisps, I think 16:31:54 "Internets appears is variety and rep." it says 16:32:18 Looks like this recipe has 58 ingredients. 16:32:19 what does "cn" mean in "2 cn Walnuts"? 16:32:19 tswett: are any recipes calling for spam, spam, spam and spam? 16:32:32 I don't understand these american ingredient listings. there's no grams anywher 16:32:45 and "2 sm Chicken brisket", whatever is a "sm"? 16:32:45 b_jonas: I assume "cans". 16:33:09 And I think "sm" means "small". 16:33:12 _cans_ of walnuts? if you say so 16:33:19 ah 16:33:22 _small_ 16:33:36 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 16:33:38 I think those are right, but I also think abbreviating 'can' with 'cn' is stupid. 16:33:55 fizzie: what two-letter abbreviation would you use? 16:34:03 I wouldn't. 16:34:05 can. 16:34:22 walnuts normally come in packets 16:34:30 But perhaps the recipe database has a VARCHAR(2) field. 16:34:31 Basil balls of bean bread. Serves 4. Ingredients: 2 large cornmeal; bread. (End of recipe) 16:34:31 in that case the ingredient list of "HUNGARIAN SOUR CHERRY POT PHIG PART" doesn't look that unreasonable 16:35:01 hmm, many nuts come in cans though; why not walnuts... 16:35:12 but it's indeed very disconcerting that after that ingredient list, the recipe starts with "Put fish" 16:35:17 there's no fish mentioned before 16:35:35 "Put fish into flour mixture over hot oil in a medium-size." is ok, but not after those ingredients 16:35:44 b_jonas: it's an unexpected twist to make the story more exciting 16:35:56 b_jonas: that instruction sounds /vaguely/ like you're intended to batter the fish 16:35:58 "over hot oil"... 16:36:13 although it's not worded properly for that 16:37:00 "8 ounce piece of trout of milk (1 cup)" 16:37:17 "2 quarts of vegetables with chocolate" 16:37:19 any americans here, is 8 oz = 1 cup? 16:37:23 int-e: I assume you'd roll the fish in the flour mixture, then fry in hot oil, which is good, it's just a bit abbreviated for experienced cooks. 16:37:40 sure 16:37:41 ais523: yeah. 16:37:50 "1 cup of dark tomato sheets" 16:38:01 "1 large cinnamon crumb" 16:38:07 Like... just a big chunk of cinnamon? 16:38:08 "Bake in a food processor until the sauce is ready to use." 16:38:41 then it says "Mix together the peaches" so I assume he ran out of cans of pineaple and decided to substitute peaches, which is a strange bait and switch of the main ingredient so I'd demand a refund, but whatever. 16:39:07 I like these instructions. 16:39:11 "Mix together the flour, sugar, the baking dish, garlic, shortening, and butter." 16:39:16 then "Plave another until very smooth, about 45 minutes or until the meat is tender." which means he's forgotten about the fish already and went back to the chicken briskets 16:39:36 neural net output tends to have a short attention span 16:39:41 but "When cookies melts, fold the top in the muffin thick" is out of the blue 16:39:46 fungot: Would you like to learn how to cook? 16:39:46 fizzie: it would take much fnord to get closer than you already are. what you call aol when it's gone awol and wont connect! user:68.39.174.15068.39.174.150 05:24, 9 may 2007 ( utc) 16:39:49 fizzie: the garlic is a nice touch. 16:39:54 "Cut the strips on the oven and chill" is fine 16:40:07 -!- sc00fy has joined. 16:40:15 "Serve with a hamburger." Yeah, sure. 16:40:17 but what cookies? he didn't get to that point yet 16:40:30 "Turn off any flour; stir in beans, cooking oil and orange juice." 16:40:49 "Pour about 1/4 lemons, cocoa, and sugar in the prepared pan." -- er what? oh, that's how you make the cookies? 16:41:11 "Bake in a food processor until the sauce is ready to use." -- ah, so that's the frosting for the cookies! 16:41:19 This is a recipe for "herbs". 16:41:24 but where'd he get the cookies? 16:41:42 "Makes about 3/4 flvidore by Electronicies for $7.96" 16:41:46 Full instructions, after a long, long list of ingredients: "Preheat oven to 350. Remove from pan; fold into pieces and season. Add remaining butter and sugar. Cover with baking sheets. Spread crumbled barley on a parmesan cheese it." 16:41:56 oh, I see, the ingredients has walnuts, sugar, and egg yolks. probably he made cookies or muffins from those. 16:41:58 Damn it, I hate in-recipe purchases. 16:42:26 yes, these are funny 16:43:24 "-- cook over low heat until the eggplant forms of a colander." 16:43:45 If only it didn't have the ungrammatical "of". 16:44:17 "183 calories" -- you must mean per 100 gram or something. 16:44:44 wait, "3 grams carbohydrate"? no way. where'd all the sugar and other ingredients go? 16:45:11 Here are the full instructions on how to make "HONEY PEPPER (LA])": "combine flour, baking powder, and cinnamon. Serve over top of instead." 16:45:33 now that sounds like a great prank :) 16:45:51 "... let stand at room temperature for 3 to 4 hours, or until setting forms an easter." 16:46:09 flour + baking powder + cinnamon is actually a plausible set of things to mix together, at least 16:46:11 this program really likes broth 16:46:36 "2 tablespoons of lemon rind or taco" 16:46:48 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 16:46:53 "1 teaspoon potatoes (optional)" 16:47:17 "Bake at 400 degrees for about 40 minutes, stirring constantly" – now that would be a miserable experience! 16:47:42 "1 pound water, softened" – I can do that; I have a water softener at home. 16:47:46 tswett: you can take it out of the oven to bake it 16:47:55 err, to stir it 16:48:04 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaais52333333333333333333333333333333 16:48:05 Take it out of the oven constantly? 16:48:19 hehe, "BUFTHA DINGS (PASTA TOGERICK)" has only one ingredient. you wouldn't guess what that one ingredient is. 16:48:24 we can interpret "constantly" as a malapropism for "continually" 16:48:53 -!- mihow has joined. 16:48:54 b_jonas: cooking oil? 16:49:05 "1 c Chopped redpen; cut into Pinch with plain white and -butter" 16:49:14 no, I don't know what redpen means 16:49:20 Indeed, I wouldn't have guessed that. 16:49:38 One of the ingredients for this one is "Leaves" 16:49:51 "roflmao 16:49:57 the instructions 16:49:58 these hurt 16:50:08 "2 tablespoons of chopped fresh curry or cooking spray" 16:50:27 "2 medium sugar or food coloring" 16:50:41 I'm going to interpret "cooking spray" as the sort of sprayable oil that's sometimes used to cut down on lipid content 16:51:21 "1 cup of cooking oil or mint pieces (abouth)" 16:51:34 "1 cup of miniature sour cream, solid halves" 16:52:38 look at these 16:53:02 "Saute the dough into the freezer if colangol salmons, add the steamed with a large skillet, stir together the milk and oil. Add fruit and cook for about 1 hour. Add the mixture into bowl and add the chops and the buttermilk." 16:53:08 all from just one cup of redpen 16:53:20 I think we should probably let the neural net have some more training 16:53:30 Redpen is a very versatile ingredient. 16:53:37 oh! a redpen must be a magical crayon that lets you wish any object into existance! 16:54:13 like the Purple Crayon 16:54:22 or what the scribblenaughts game uses 16:54:36 It's actually a very viscous gel whose properties vary with temperature and acidity. 16:54:48 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 16:54:53 but "if colangol salmons" is funny enough 16:54:56 [wiki] [[Funciton/List handling]] M http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44348&oldid=44340 * Hppavilion1 * (-23) "Made" a "meaningful" "contribution" to the article 16:55:07 and "with a large skillset" must be a euphemism 16:55:31 "Very viscous" as in it's about as thick as... uh, lemme think here. 16:56:01 "The mixture with a well combined and additional in the bottom of the prepared pan. Microwave one hour." ok 16:56:14 Peanut butter. It's about as viscous as peanut butter. 16:56:16 isn't very specific about what to do, but ok 16:56:18 I mean 16:56:27 well combined what and additional what? 16:56:39 and what do I microwave? the pan? 16:57:03 Yeah. Microwave the mixture in the pan. 16:57:05 "Top with fresh beef, tuna, drain, cook the remaining mayonnaise, and top with salt. Sprinkle with sauce." -- ah, tuna with the colangol salmons! 16:57:29 "drain" of what? 16:57:39 I guess it's obvious to someone who cooks. 16:58:36 "Meanwhile, depending on the oil in large bowl, combine the flour, baking dilespallas, lemon juice, and all the chicken." 16:58:40 Just, all the chicken. 16:58:41 "Date: New York, Mark Summer" -- um, you have to be a bit more specific with the location if you invite me to a date. oh, maybe he lives in the 2000s and thinks I'll find her on facebook. 16:59:00 "dilespallas"? 16:59:06 I assume that's something fancy. 16:59:38 Also I read "depending on oil in large bowl" as being some sort of improvised hourglass for measuring time. 16:59:52 "3 tb Oil flour" -- um, what's that? 17:00:18 -!- ais523 has quit. 17:00:20 "1/2 c Water; or margarine" -- ah yes, a flexible recipe 17:00:52 "Sometimes these are a little incomprehensible. 17:00:55 "Peel beefer a laliar and all of each piece of salad." 17:01:05 -!- mihow has joined. 17:01:19 (That's the entire instructions for a CHEESE SALAD IN SAUCE SAUCE.) 17:01:28 What's your favourite sauce? Well, I like sauce sauce a lot. 17:01:30 It's so saucy. 17:01:57 hehe, "AGOUNA TOPPING PASTRYY SALAD" (with "YY" in it, must be a wookie recipe) lists a long list of ingredients with like everything in it, and then says "Dissolve all the ingredients in a 1 cup pot of the foil." 17:02:03 yeah no, I don't think those will just dissolve 17:02:28 The ingredients of the CHEESE SALAD IN SAUCE SAUCE include "1/2 c Water, whatever; grated". 17:02:34 "1 c Medal 1/4-inch-wide" of what meat? 17:02:41 fizzie: hehehe 17:02:45 that's nice 17:02:53 1/2 c Water, whatever; grated 17:03:34 In the same list, there's also "1 1/2 tb Water; cooked and". 17:03:59 "1 ts Club cabbage" -- er what? 17:04:12 and "1 ts Rolled of cornmeal" -- what rolls what? 17:04:57 then of course even after this long list of ingredients that doesn't make much sense, it manages to mention mostly such items in the recpie that aren't in the list 17:05:04 b_jonas: Apparently the "club cabbage" is the colloquial term for the Norwich City coach service. 17:05:06 eggs, banana, vinegar, basil, 17:05:08 -!- ais523 has joined. 17:05:39 "Combine the egg, eggs, and sift mixture." 17:06:00 Is there any way to combine neural networks and markov chains? 17:06:01 "Bake at 350," 17:06:06 `ftoc 350 17:06:07 350.00°F = 176.67°C 17:06:14 that's better 17:06:29 apples, 17:06:51 oh, it's "skillet", not skillset 17:06:58 and apparently "skillet" means some sort of pan 17:07:24 potatoes? 17:07:42 "Refrigerate the sugar cubes on plate." -- if you say so 17:07:59 Taneb: I would guess the former are sufficiently powerful to represent the latter, if you want. 17:08:13 "Remove from the heat and rosemary sheeps, almost the peaches if the potatoes and filling, add the sugar mixture, pourielant, and stir the flour mixture, stirring, turning with the top." 17:08:17 you lost me there 17:08:40 fizzie: they seem to do similar things in different ways 17:09:15 "in a rollict pan" -- what 17:09:44 I mean, I'm not good at cooking, but if these weren't all English, maybe I'd have a chance to just understand most of the funny _words_. 17:10:32 I see a lot of recipe-like lines in the scrollback. Is fungot testing their culinary skills? 17:10:32 FireFly: let me quote: ' ' too complicated. likely to confuse the public, that marthinus accepted funds from mi, and there may be funny, but not me. 17:10:36 Ah, this one may require dark magic, unless it has some special meaning in cooking: "1 c Packed days; almonds" 17:10:44 fizzie: https://gist.github.com/nylki/1efbaa36635956d35bcc 17:10:47 um 17:10:49 FireFly: ^ 17:10:50 sorry 17:11:04 Ah 17:11:31 b_jonas: Maybe it's someone confusing dates and days. 17:11:55 -!- sc00fy has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 17:11:57 "If you don't wark the brown, add the sugar and sugar." -- the ingredient list only has one mention of sugar, though it mentions salt three times and pepper twice. 17:12:13 I mean, it's based on user-contributed data. 17:12:22 "Yield: 20 Oct 199 Mayonnaise and fresh chicken freeze with fork use muffins in lengthwise." 17:12:33 er what 17:12:36 oh 17:12:44 that's what the Packed days are for! 17:12:51 to yield 20 Oct 199 17:12:53 it's obvious 17:13:07 still requires dark magic 17:13:23 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 17:13:51 I mean, yes but War doesn't preserve its enemies. 17:14:04 TIL: candy is made out of flour, finely chopped onion and olive oil. 17:14:22 By combining all three, then simmering over medium heat. 17:14:36 almost plausible 17:14:57 Followed by a lot of other stuff involving cheese, fish, potatoes, cream shortening, sugar, baking powder, cinnamon, peas, egg whites, etc. 17:15:04 Finished by microwaving on high for 2 minutes. 17:15:05 lol, this long list has "1 ts Salt; 1 ts Salt; 1 ts Salt; 1/8 ts Salt; 1 ts Salt" spread in it 17:15:14 also "1 x ------------------------------" is an ingredient 17:15:28 ah, the mystery ingredient 17:15:35 -!- Phantom__Hoover has joined. 17:15:41 Oh, you must be looking at the BASIC SAUCE WITH CHICKEN WITH CHICKEN. 17:15:45 no, I think that's code for "repeat everything until the next line 1 times" 17:15:49 Written uppercase, the titles look like Unicode character names. 17:15:54 fizzie: yes 17:16:31 fizzie: no, for the titles have ampersands, which clearly can't occur in a character name 17:16:37 I like the idea that the chickens are used to garnish the sauce, rather than vice versa 17:16:55 hehe 17:17:11 so has anyone found a plausible one yet? 17:17:13 the sauce is the best part! 17:17:23 "1 Beer -- cut into cubes" 17:17:24 also I can confirm that you can reasonably have two differently-prepared pieces of chicken in the same meal 17:17:36 FireFly: ice cubes, easy 17:17:43 FireFly: yep, minecraft beer 17:17:55 b_jonas: The disconnect between instructions and ingredients make it hard to get plausible ones. 17:17:56 ais523: of course! four-chicken pizza is the BEST 17:18:12 yummy chicken breast meat, prepared four different ways 17:18:16 I love it 17:18:17 Cubed beer is an interesting ingredient for barbecue ribs 17:18:30 I think adding enough structure to the output to share nouns there would make them a lot more plausible. 17:18:42 fizzie: yes, you have to find short descriptions or short ingredient lists 17:19:00 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 17:19:01 And those that use the "first three ingredients" or "all the ingredients" references. 17:20:12 look at this APPLE SALAD SUPRETTI for example. both the ingredient list and the description is short enough, and the instructions include "Bake in preheated oven for 1 hour" after an ingredient list with 2 c milk, 4 c flour, and sugar, which totally makes sense 17:20:23 -!- ais523 has quit. 17:20:34 how it would yield 8 servings from just 4 cup of flour I have no idea, but whatever 17:20:47 -!- ais523 has joined. 17:20:53 oh, it also has almonds 17:20:59 b_jonas: It starts by mixing chopped onion, water, tabasco and celery, none of which exist. 17:21:05 Everything seems to have almonds. 17:21:19 b_jonas: serves 8 wasps 17:21:21 If you drop the first paragraph completely, the CHOCOLATE RANCH BARBEQUE doesn't seem *that* far out. 17:21:22 wowow i'm looking at this 17:21:26 fizzie: yeah, the onion seems like a bad idea for this, but still 17:21:49 "2 tb Parmesan cheese -- chopped; 1 c coconut milk; 3 eggs, beaten": "Combine the cheese and salt together the dough in a large skillet; add the ingredients and stir in the chocolate and pepper." 17:22:00 I guess they just didn't want to mention the salt and pepper. 17:22:14 fizzie: yeah, that on eis short enough too 17:22:16 (The first paragraph is completely contradictory, though.) 17:23:19 "1 ts Freshly ground black pepper -- and cut into 1/2" pieces" -- what? cut into half inch pieces after grounding the pepper? 17:23:24 Or the CHICKEN WINGS PANOUT, if you ignore the epilogue. 17:23:37 even whole black pepper has pieces smaller than half an inch 17:23:44 The full instructions are: "Combine all ingredients; beat until smooth. Reserve salt and grated cheese. Cool completely." 17:24:38 fizzie: hehe, that one has funny things after. "NUMBERNANT COOKING IN THE SWITTER DOG MONE 6." 17:24:38 Not sure the cookie ice cream goes that well with garlic and soy sauce, though. 17:25:17 fizzie: I think you can then jump to "add the chocolate and then cook until almost about 10 minutes or until slightly thickened." from later in the recipe 17:26:02 "almost about 10 minutes" is a great unit of time 17:26:02 but this thing really doesn't understand quantities 17:27:08 Making Hungarian skime corn potatoes involves, among a lot of other things and in this order, blending all ingredients, adding all ingredients, combining all ingredients, placing "remaining" ingredients in a plastic wrap in a skillet, and adding the still remaining ingredients. 17:27:29 -!- ais523 has quit. 17:29:00 -!- mihow has joined. 17:29:21 -!- ais523 has joined. 17:29:23 "1 lb Lean bag in microwave" 17:29:26 ais523: yes, in a http://www.xkcd.com/870/ panel 1 way 17:30:12 hehe, "2 lb Potatoes; almost" -- I haven't seen that in a recipe yet 17:30:41 hmm, that's not bad actually 17:30:47 look at COUNTRY DIP COOKIES 17:31:42 "2 lb Potatoes; almost; 1 lg Orange slices; 1/4 c Coarse carrot; leaves. This is too things to make pasta, spread with sauce. Beef the food processor and a skin to blend. 17:32:02 Refrigerate for 30 to 30 minutes or until the mushrooms are not boil. Serve with fruits. Serves 3." 17:32:14 (it says "Yield: 6 Servings" in the header, but ok 17:32:30 It's also in the "poultry" category. 17:32:54 I think the mushrooms would not be boil almost immediately. 17:32:58 fizzie: yes, it's a sauce spread you use to serve chicken pasta with 17:33:15 the next one has a funny title: "BROAK PLANT BROCK STUFFED BLANT FOR 1" 17:33:26 and no instructions at all 17:33:32 They're obvious. 17:33:41 yep 17:33:46 if it has a consistent ingredient list 17:33:48 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 17:33:49 we might actually be able to cook it 17:33:55 Is there more than one way you can proceed if you're given granulated sugar, salad oil, lemon juice, salt, and hot soy sauce? 17:34:00 given that we can make the instructions up 17:34:17 fizzie: don't forget the Steamed, Biscuits 17:34:20 they're the main ingredient 17:34:29 fizzie: hmm, I think there's more of a chance of there being less than one way you can proceed 17:34:36 That's 16 boull of hot soy sauce, too. 17:34:51 fizzie: that's optional if you don't like hot food 17:34:58 It yields 16 servings, so I guess it's one "boull" per serving. 17:35:09 If that's the same as a bowl, it sounds a bit spicy. 17:36:06 hmm, the next ingreient list, the one with "CURRIED CREAM CORN COOKIES" has somewhat reasonable ingredients, provided you igonre the quantities of the Kikkoman salt and the pepper, which must be typos 17:36:33 hmm, and the insrtuctions aren't too bad too, 17:37:11 this CURRIED CREAM CORN COOKIES seems nice, but miscategorized as "Cumin" 17:37:14 On the other hand, it's the one where the eggplant forms a colander. 17:37:27 You may need to cook over low heat for a long time before that happens. 17:37:49 fizzie: yeah, I'd like to think the "Top with" part is an optional addition 17:38:10 hehe, it has chopped salt! 17:38:17 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 17:39:30 what does "consistenches" mean? 17:40:55 "CARAMELLED CORN PIPS & A LAN SAUCE" has a simple ingredient list of ground beef and condiments only, then a long set of instructions that go very overboard for that 17:41:40 It seems really complicated to make. 17:43:26 -!- ais523 has quit. 17:43:58 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 17:48:59 -!- mihow has joined. 17:53:37 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 18:00:10 -!- Frooxius has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 18:02:53 -!- Frooxius has joined. 18:09:01 -!- mihow has joined. 18:13:55 -!- mihow has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 18:23:15 -!- mihow has joined. 18:25:23 -!- Frooxius has quit (Quit: *bubbles away*). 18:29:59 -!- mihow has quit (Quit: mihow). 18:31:27 -!- mihow has joined. 18:34:26 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 18:35:54 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 18:35:56 I'm making a program to help people with the λ-calculus 18:36:41 Should I make it so there's a "λ" button that types "λ" at the current cursor, or so that "\L" is replaced with "λ", or both? 18:37:29 Assign a single key perhaps, such as F1 key or tab key 18:38:58 Oooh 18:39:01 That works 18:39:28 I'll add a "λ" button AND a rebindable key for it 18:39:42 Because if you have a laptop, you can't hit f1 very easily 18:40:09 Just make people type Ctrl-Shift-U 3 B B 18:40:22 DrRacket uses Ctrl-\ for lambda 18:41:38 OH MY GOD THAT WORKED 18:41:50 THAT IS AMAZING 18:42:06 How about JUST Ctrl+Shift+L? 18:42:34 I'll add a .cfg where you can bind lambda to a keycombo 18:43:42 Thank you, shachaf. You are truly the patron saint of typing non-ascii characters. 18:48:19 well, will \ have any other meaning? 18:48:45 if your program is really really lambda-calculus-specific \ might as well just type a λ 18:49:51 and have \\ type a real backspace, because λλ makes no sense 18:49:53 I have Ctrl+L set to actually insert a whole lambda template. https://github.com/jarcane/Racketstuff/blob/master/my-keybinds.rkt 18:50:12 nice å 18:53:07 Wait 18:53:15 I'm just seeing the "\" character 18:53:34 mauris: It's almost the same as standard λ-calculus. It /does/, however, support naming functions 18:53:55 (e.g. "I = λx.x") 18:54:49 So what do you guys think? 18:55:06 Wait 18:55:09 Why'd I say that 18:55:12 I already have a solution 18:55:20 I need to think before hitting "enter" xD 18:55:46 Perhaps I should make "" require that I hit "" one or two more times before sending 18:55:54 if you mean re: my lines: yeah, i do mean the literal "\"! nobody's gonna want to write backslashes in your environment, it sounds like. so you might as well catch simple "\" keypresses and turn them into fancy lambda's 18:56:15 i mean, lambdas. dutch has ruined me 18:56:46 OK 18:56:56 I'll make \ the default keybinding to λ 19:02:08 -!- FreeFull has joined. 19:02:52 maurhis 19:14:47 -!- ais523 has joined. 19:16:03 shichaf! 19:16:27 ais523: thank god for "Open URL..." in jettyplay ;v; 19:16:52 mauris: I'm a little surprised jettyplay still works, really 19:17:06 it's showing signs of age already (such as keyboard controls not working in the latest Ubuntu, you have to use the mouse) 19:17:10 "still" how so? 19:17:11 -!- Sprocklem has joined. 19:17:11 ah 19:17:12 also, mindbogglingly high RAM consumption 19:17:24 yes :( 19:18:08 -!- S1 has joined. 19:19:02 Did someone of you ever try to implement Sha1 in Brainfuck? 19:22:45 ais523: I meant more "what's with that function" than "what is that function". 19:23:11 shachaf: we actually asked the devteam about it 19:23:22 their response can be summed up as "at least it's not patented" 19:31:24 which function? 19:38:55 -!- sc00fy has joined. 19:41:56 mauris: https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Rnz 19:42:07 ah, of course 19:56:04 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 20:02:48 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 20:10:01 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 20:20:55 -!- heddwch has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 20:21:01 -!- FireFly has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 20:21:31 -!- FireFly has joined. 20:21:56 -!- heddwch has joined. 20:24:48 [wiki] [[Truth-machine]] http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44349&oldid=44347 * SuperJedi224 * (+45) 20:25:29 [wiki] [[Math++]] http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44350&oldid=44326 * SuperJedi224 * (-7) /* Truth Machine */ 20:35:07 -!- |f`-`|f has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 20:35:39 -!- |f`-`|f has joined. 20:46:53 -!- [1]blurelIse has joined. 20:48:03 -!- blurelIse has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 20:48:03 -!- [1]blurelIse has changed nick to blurelIse. 20:53:49 -!- [1]blurelIse has joined. 20:55:59 -!- blurelIse has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 20:55:59 -!- [1]blurelIse has changed nick to blurelIse. 21:01:19 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 21:01:44 -!- Patashu has joined. 21:15:31 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 21:24:55 -!- atrapado has joined. 21:26:33 Is there program existing for use with Linux you can generate UUIDs that you can also set a different MAC address (it still has to be a device you have control over at the time mentioned in the UUID though, and is guaranteed not to generate its own UUIDs during that time)? 21:29:17 zzo38: Linux's default UUID generator doesn't embed a MAC into it; however, a program like you want is probably easy to write 21:29:30 Actually I figured out there is a file /proc/sys/kernel/random/uuid but I want a version 1 UUID 21:31:04 the spec for a version 1 UUID is pretty simple 21:31:20 Yes, I know how it works 21:31:59 There is the issue of what to do during a leap second, but my idea would be just to sleep for 1 second if the current time is behind the recorded time by less than one second 21:39:09 -!- ArcSin777 has joined. 21:39:45 -!- heddwch has changed nick to chikhin. 21:40:01 zzo38: I don't really get that leap second problem, could you please explain again for dummies? 21:40:31 First of all, what do you mean by "recorded time"? 21:41:44 I mean the timestamp of the last generated UUID 21:42:20 Ah now I get it 21:42:28 I mistranslated leap second 21:43:18 Hi, S1! 21:43:23 Hi, hppavilion[1] o7 21:43:40 :) 21:44:11 what's up 21:48:14 -!- x10A94 has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 21:50:50 -!- ArcSin777 has left. 21:52:28 -!- XorSwap has joined. 21:52:50 I'm making an evoltuion by natural selection simulator for a school project 21:53:02 Oooh 21:54:09 If you are the one making the selection then it is not natural by definition 21:54:31 -!- XorSwap has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 21:54:39 I mean I'd not call it natural if you were even only to set the parameters 21:54:39 That's why it has the word "simulator" in it, I guess. 21:55:26 S1: Fair enough xD. 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