< 1432771252 739614 :wundo!~textual@drupal.org/user/25523/view JOIN :#esoteric < 1432771754 734307 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aww the esperanto guy left right away? < 1432771794 347160 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :He was using puppy linux too < 1432771959 98362 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also I could link him to this http://www.xibalba.demon.co.uk/jbr/ranto/ < 1432772568 807642 :wundo!~textual@drupal.org/user/25523/view QUIT :Quit: My Mac has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz… < 1432772637 848329 :hilquias!~user@unaffiliated/hilquias QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1432773204 491318 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: The struct held his beloved integer in his strong, protecting arms, his eyes like sapphire orbs staring into her own. "W-will you... Will you union me?" < 1432774315 647461 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is somewhat interested in Esperanto < 1432774373 401763 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :For some reason I tried to parse char a[(x)&65535] as a typecast and unary & for a long time and just couldn't make sense of it < 1432774427 531257 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure, (t)+42 is an additive expression when t is a variable and an unary expression followed by casting when t is a type. < 1432774436 165405 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :lifthrasiir: ? < 1432774457 353507 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :variable += 1 < 1432774466 823322 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks! < 1432774489 773114 :GeekDude!~GeekDude@unaffiliated/g33kdude JOIN :#esoteric < 1432774574 880532 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :variable: I was double-checking my words before realizing the fun part. well done. < 1432774597 268096 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :try that with `type` next time... :) < 1432775039 773787 :wundo!~textual@drupal.org/user/25523/view JOIN :#esoteric < 1432775206 719323 :wundo!~textual@drupal.org/user/25523/view QUIT :Client Quit < 1432775823 241624 :hilquias!~user@unaffiliated/hilquias JOIN :#esoteric < 1432776778 975729 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie QUIT :K-Lined < 1432776779 187941 :zemhill_!~cinch@2a03:b0c0:1:d0::1ea:f001 QUIT :K-Lined < 1432776821 167243 :zemhill_!bfjoust@selene.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1432776912 45021 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie JOIN :#esoteric < 1432780365 269608 :hilquias`!~user@179.183.82.244 JOIN :#esoteric < 1432780490 124829 :hilquias!~user@unaffiliated/hilquias QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1432781663 994661 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PART :#esoteric < 1432782756 384236 :hilquias`!~user@179.183.82.244 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1432784024 969322 :zemhill_!bfjoust@selene.zem.fi QUIT :K-Lined < 1432784049 288268 :zemhill_!bfjoust@selene.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1432785386 198607 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: wut < 1432785389 315039 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1432785473 822885 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`olist 988 < 1432785484 747405 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :olist 988: shachaf oerjan Sgeo FireFly boily nortti < 1432785551 83393 :diginet!~diginet@107.170.146.29 QUIT :Quit: diginet has quit! < 1432785982 926753 :aretecode!~aretecode@173.192.170.114-static.reverse.softlayer.com QUIT :Quit: Toodaloo < 1432785988 944165 :Herbalist!~oz@unaffiliated/herbalist QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1432786151 948110 :GeekDude!~GeekDude@unaffiliated/g33kdude QUIT :Quit: {{{}}{{{}}{{}}}{{}}} (www.adiirc.com) < 1432786236 289723 :diginet!~diginet@107.170.146.29 JOIN :#esoteric < 1432786398 899424 :Lyka|Away!scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat NICK :Lyka|Phone < 1432786490 839646 :Lyka|Phone!scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi all < 1432786948 787766 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think my joke fell flat < 1432786965 463793 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although even I had a lot of difficuly encoding it, I think no one is really willing to decode it < 1432786967 830929 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi Lyka|Phone < 1432787138 992958 :Lyka|Phone!scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat NICK :Lyka|Away < 1432787141 537877 :Lyka|Away!scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat NICK :Lyka|Phone < 1432787172 910733 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/37j742/i_think_cesu8_is_a_0xed_0xa0_0xbd_0xed_0xb2_0xa9/ < 1432787224 85097 :diginet!~diginet@107.170.146.29 QUIT :Quit: diginet has quit! < 1432787254 416558 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: poop? (wild guess, didn't try to decode that) < 1432787266 590627 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1432787277 824376 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, "PILE OF POO" emoji < 1432787284 616383 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, that one. < 1432787288 870999 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :everyone loves it < 1432787294 766808 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :somehow < 1432787319 165234 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or at least it should be. I pulled some cesu8-rs crate and installed nightly Rust to encode that < 1432787334 133330 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a lack of intentional CESU-8 encoders, for all that it's done unintentionally < 1432787832 672093 :diginet!~diginet@107.170.146.29 JOIN :#esoteric < 1432788053 963755 :Lyka|Phone!scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :woof < 1432788079 780890 :Lyka|Phone!scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :night < 1432788096 341839 :Lyka|Phone!scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat NICK :Lyka|Away < 1432788456 611419 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell Lyka could you please stop changing your nick all the time? < 1432788456 949187 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1432788512 364797 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now how do I unlearn about CESU-8, that's horrible. < 1432788788 138184 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :@unlambda ````s``sssk```ssk`s``skk.f < 1432788788 352045 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : ffffffffffffffffffff < 1432790278 950101 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/newusers14]]4 create10 02 5* 03Xavo 5* 10New user account < 1432790591 53779 :Lyka|Away!scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat NICK :Lyka|Phone < 1432790628 594246 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e, the knowledge is useful for when (not if) you encounter it in the wild < 1432790636 914168 :Lyka|Phone!scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops... < 1432790644 209094 :Lyka|Phone!scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat NICK :Lyka|Away < 1432790670 496563 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lyka|Away, the suggestion I think is to get rid of that script entirely, and use IRC's away mechanism < 1432790681 657671 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :script/setting/etc < 1432790939 942637 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1432791274 297434 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh god, it /is/ horrible < 1432791296 61092 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's almost as bad as JS using UCS-2 < 1432791357 505360 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even my own CESU-8 encoder is not an intentional CESU-8 encoder; it is a side-effect! < 1432791405 180892 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(If you try tell it to convert your test to UTF-16 and then treat it as RAW-16 and convert to UTF-8, then you get CESU-8.) < 1432791465 230405 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(And you can convert out of CESU-8 just by telling it to convert UTF-8 to UTF-16 and then back again. It has no CESU-8 stuff included, but supports it as a side-effect) < 1432791537 290813 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is how you can support CESU-8 in a program that doesn't support CESU-8. < 1432791543 870439 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In theory a correct UTF-8 -> UTF-16 should reject it < 1432791572 701772 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly, things using UCS-2 is exactly how you end up with CESU-8 < 1432791619 167393 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :One that checks for errors should reject it for sure yes < 1432791662 676405 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :In JS, charAt and charCodeAt actually index by 16-bit words, so you get each surrogate in a surrogate pair separately < 1432791674 901618 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :But my program deliberately does not check for this error; actually when reading UTF-8 it will read codepoints up to 36-bits in total; when trying to convert whatever input format it reads into UTF-16 though, it will reject codepoints above 0x10FFFF. < 1432791686 944863 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hear ES6 is fixing that by adding new functions for proper indexing < 1432791693 188230 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly, same in Java, chars are 16-bit units < 1432791699 863542 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It also results in an error if trying to convert a codepoint with more than 36-bits into UTF-8 format.) < 1432791711 643616 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that's why the JVM internally uses a CESU-8-like thing called "modified UTF-8" < 1432791740 889828 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's CESU-8 plus NUL is 0xC0 0x80 (what the two-byte encoding would be if UTF-8 allowed overlong encodings) instead of 0x00 < 1432791745 346829 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, but Java at least were quick to add stuff to Character for dealing with conversion, IIRC < 1432791746 726455 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Modified UTF-8" means that overlong encoding is used for a null character < 1432791779 260171 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sometimes it is also CESU-8 too, sometimes not. My own encoder will support reading either way, but when writing you have to tell whether or not to overlong encode a null character. < 1432791780 53283 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, is that to allow it to be a null-terminated string, for easier C interaction? < 1432791788 401649 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not a terrible idea < 1432791789 94857 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: Probably yes < 1432791799 314758 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess so that Java can continue exposing a 16-bit API while not having to do too much conversions between it and the internal UTF-8 like format < 1432791840 597946 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still, I think even if you do want that it is a better idea to do the overlong null character encoding without encoding the surrogates too. < 1432792056 846228 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(However, I have implemented no function for CESU-8.) < 1432792077 886147 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think this program was once installed on HackEgo; I do not know if it is still there or not. < 1432792237 258116 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It still is, it looks like. < 1432792451 797020 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :'8' = RAW-8, 'w' = RAW-16-LE, 'W' = RAW-16-BE, 'd' = RAW-32-LE, 'D' = RAW-32-BE, 'q' = RAW-64-LE, 'Q' = RAW-64-BE, '1' = UTF-8, '0' = UTF-8 with overlong nulls, 'V' = VLQ-8-BE, 'v' = VLQ-8-LE, 'u' = UTF-16-LE, 'U' = UTF-16-BE, 'T' = use an external translation table, '4' = hexadecimal. < 1432792535 863349 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are also the options which are: 'L' = convert CR or CRLF to LF, 'c' = insert CR before LF, 'b' = check for and delete a Unicode byte-order-mark, 'B' = emit a Unicode byte-order-mark, 't' = the translation table is in small-endian format. < 1432792558 434720 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :HireFly < 1432792588 376252 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hachaf < 1432792591 489148 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :How goes it? < 1432792627 318186 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://tcrf.net/Pachi_Com_%28NES%29 < 1432792630 836400 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've been waking up early but going to sleep at my usual hours. < 1432792643 55262 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :VLQ? < 1432792644 608516 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do I want to know? < 1432792657 451024 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :VLQ is the encoding used for time deltas in MIDI. < 1432792728 420783 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I assume VLQ-8 is the sort of thing we'd use if no Unicode encodings nor ASCII existed and we were starting encodings from scratch? < 1432792733 262078 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like UTF-8, all ASCII text remains representing the same ASCII code numbers; unlike UTF-8, it is not compatible with Principle of Extended ASCII. I do not recommend using VLQ for text in a character set which is an extension of ASCII for this reason. < 1432792801 995261 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Principle of Extended ASCII? < 1432792830 768525 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I once saw a document that described encoding Unicode texts using VLQ-9, for use with computers that aren't based on 8-bits. < 1432792831 791940 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, with VLQ-8, you'll get fake ASCII characters if something attempts to interpret as ASCII. Is this what you mean? < 1432792857 191983 :pikhq!~pikhq@2001:470:c47a:1:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1432792857 453892 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that's what I mean by it is not compatible with Principle of Extended ASCII. < 1432792903 356632 :pikhq!~pikhq@2001:470:c47a:1:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Basically, "the representation of an ASCII char is *only* the representation of that ASCII char". < 1432792965 777378 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes < 1432794404 566247 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable NICK :trout < 1432794526 233225 :_xavo!43ab8982@gateway/web/freenode/ip.67.171.137.130 JOIN :#esoteric < 1432794539 730200 :_xavo!43ab8982@gateway/web/freenode/ip.67.171.137.130 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi :D < 1432794604 160924 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1432795115 112397 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :As far as I am concerned, WTF-8 is still UTF-8, just a certain kind of encoder where invalid UTF-16 is treated as RAW-16. < 1432795386 161724 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Hi\n14]]4 N10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=43069 5* 03Xavo 5* (+911) 10Created page with "
hi\n is a joke language created by [[User:Xavo|_xavo]] in May 2015. It is a completely useless language that does the following things. == How to write an interpreter ..." < 1432795471 766700 :_xavo!43ab8982@gateway/web/freenode/ip.67.171.137.130 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1432796945 674228 :Herbalist!~oz@unaffiliated/herbalist JOIN :#esoteric < 1432797103 904664 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION hello < 1432797207 12639 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh jeez I need to go < 1432797419 168176 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION --> exam < 1432797421 276504 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wish me luck! < 1432797565 317034 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So many edge cases. Can a hi\n interpreter be written in Haskell? Do I need to write a for :: IO () -> IO Bool -> IO () -> IO () to do so? < 1432797602 148426 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or does that not count as a for loop? < 1432798941 54622 :Herbalist!~oz@unaffiliated/herbalist QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1432799106 447919 :Herbalist!~oz@unaffiliated/herbalist JOIN :#esoteric < 1432800587 961294 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell oerjan No idea. < 1432800588 182911 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1432800847 573204 :Herbalist!~oz@unaffiliated/herbalist QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1432801455 382254 :Herbalist!~oz@unaffiliated/herbalist JOIN :#esoteric < 1432803918 925308 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1432804182 642749 :Herbalist!~oz@unaffiliated/herbalist QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1432804521 930389 :SopaXT!~SopaXorzT@unaffiliated/sopaxorztaker JOIN :#esoteric < 1432807290 424313 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: Haskell is turning complete in a nice way, and has good parsing libraries < 1432807302 364001 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :You definitely can use it to write an interpreter < 1432807498 963586 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not sure haskell is turning complete < 1432807507 600809 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i tried to turn my haskell upside down and it broke < 1432807518 926751 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 JOIN :#esoteric < 1432807523 498806 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, woops < 1432807528 753539 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I meant Turing of course < 1432807533 310209 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: but can it replicate the behaviour of all turning complete languages < 1432807536 612557 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's what matters < 1432807553 882583 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :turn you a haskell for great good < 1432807696 932029 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learn you a Haswell for great good < 1432807746 60420 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: burn you a Haswell for great good < 1432808300 134566 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1432808302 558726 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1432808305 526449 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how r u < 1432808348 493712 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is anyone here < 1432808352 499048 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :u r pretty well < 1432808360 194567 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes yes < 1432808360 443596 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1432808361 333825 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1432808362 995822 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :noone is here < 1432808366 417188 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok haha < 1432808367 858039 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :except boily < 1432808371 7244 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :im from spain < 1432808376 475175 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :where is this server from, < 1432808379 124926 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :boppro matin! < 1432808403 216922 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am ecaping from spain < 1432808411 108173 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is bullshit < 1432808419 163823 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :mothers asses crazy fucks < 1432808422 664652 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :dead people < 1432808428 563429 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in Spain? < 1432808431 83633 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1432808447 659145 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i only want some good vibes < 1432808456 907575 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont care where are they from < 1432808463 679677 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the universe is soooo large < 1432808500 453215 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a big space < 1432808502 965651 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :chaos < 1432808523 501351 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it possible to paste youtube links here? < 1432808529 596912 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you like muse? < 1432808583 515628 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ive got something you may enjoy < 1432808594 587702 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :its Thomas Bergersen - Children Of The Sun < 1432808606 506975 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpxtuUQ28UM < 1432808610 642061 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :check it out < 1432808674 159806 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Imaginary function14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43070&oldid=35069 5* 03EzoLang 5* (+759) 10/* Non-0ary apply/thunk */ new section < 1432808722 743194 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :copcan you cecommend me a channel with some good talk? < 1432808744 672256 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe this one is occult talking or < 1432808747 719343 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know < 1432808751 434508 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :telepatic shit < 1432808788 546603 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhm. I have this feeling you weren't `relcomed yet... < 1432808793 586261 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome numero_uno < 1432808796 223954 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​13numero_uno: 04Welcome 07to 08the 09international 02hub 06for 13esoteric 04programming 07language 08design 09and 02deployment! 06For 13more 04information, 07check 08out 09our 02wiki: 06. 13(For 04the 07other 08kind 09of 02esoterica, 06try 13#esoteric 04on 07EFnet 08or 09DALnet.) < 1432808798 642280 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1432808800 963831 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :its amazing < 1432808804 438705 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah. < 1432808805 974507 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i feel now at home < 1432808810 53549 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha+ < 1432808826 470868 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you talk here or its something not polite < 1432808831 82172 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course it's amazing. we're the möst bëstest chännel in the freenodiverse. < 1432808847 361672 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it always can be improved < 1432808871 859844 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :improvement is the motor of the universe < 1432808902 119225 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but sometimes i feel like sex is the motor < 1432808906 735182 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :its sad < 1432808920 749115 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :frustrating < 1432808935 523966 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should check the wiki, the PDF and fungot. (first two available in the /topic, the latter is... well... it's fungot.) < 1432808935 699578 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: what's the problem?) look at your befunge finally..." :) < 1432808970 499680 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot it is a bot? < 1432808970 712085 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :numero_uno: well i mean i put in the bucket. but a bucket doesn't care what x is of course < 1432808981 258346 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is almost as freak as me < 1432809064 592236 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and what subjects do you talk here < 1432809103 464202 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot cmon bring it on < 1432809103 906251 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :numero_uno: ok. much? :-p) if that's what mukunda actually wants to help me make some test programs that could affect this. in most formal systems, and most of what i really want < 1432809120 915520 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure < 1432809122 134705 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :esoteric programming languages, category theory, chickens, current weather... < 1432809133 830920 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you like god < 1432809139 498576 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :godly motherfucking < 1432809151 662772 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :say, where you at in Spain? < 1432809155 631469 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1432809163 422192 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: How about the fnord? < 1432809163 597950 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman_: good night! or... morning. :) it was designed as a lazy stream producer. < 1432809199 558003 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :between the esoteric people i discriminate between the godly and ungodly < 1432809213 551302 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is like ying and yang < 1432809225 878085 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am ungodly < 1432809240 42562 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no way they can work together b ut they do in fact < 1432809245 264173 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh shit < 1432809253 79998 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is more common < 1432809261 87553 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :to be ungodly < 1432809269 560958 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you dont know what you miss < 1432809297 679414 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry, I have a slight problem with questions. I meant to ask: which part of Spain are you from? < 1432809309 357604 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they will also say that to me < 1432809310 272197 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1432809316 740644 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :barcelona < 1432809342 325745 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :we are the champions my friend < 1432809343 568134 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :nobody expects the spainish inquisichion < 1432809348 942824 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :where is this server from < 1432809356 628550 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would be cool < 1432809362 901602 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :spanish inquisition < 1432809364 573961 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1432809370 18491 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :no the spainish inquisichion < 1432809377 764266 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :everyone expects the spanish inquisition < 1432809389 816948 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes its sometimes needed < 1432809397 853449 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :for the architects of society < 1432809401 994628 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :to maintain order < 1432809411 214132 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :"what were you up to friday tim?" < 1432809423 743437 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :"oh I was just getting inquisitioned by some friendly spaniards I met at the bar" < 1432809436 813620 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :we are doomed < 1432809450 383534 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :"you should come next time, I'll introducie you" < 1432809478 560736 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :to what fate are we doomed? < 1432809481 199937 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am going anywhere < 1432809492 391167 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am hiding from a witch < 1432809495 138996 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I am doomed to lose this game of mahjong < 1432809511 374806 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :she thinks i am doomed to her < 1432809518 879450 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i will not surrender < 1432809550 225178 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can exorcise myself < 1432809555 708059 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and other people as well < 1432809560 572211 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :well you shouldn't have married her then < 1432809564 424550 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can call me some kind of ghostbuster < 1432809574 423323 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, she is married < 1432809578 369399 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats the problem < 1432809617 853724 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: riichi? < 1432809625 377780 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and she has lots of lovers i am not so important < 1432809645 921674 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am a lucky boy < 1432809706 120588 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm unscrupulous. < 1432809741 857783 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: yes < 1432809757 197498 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would totally kill a rabbit. < 1432809758 613584 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :currently getting bad draws and a shitty connection < 1432809761 652986 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I shouldn't have played < 1432809788 684605 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you cannot hide from your past they say something like that < 1432809850 931403 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: you should come to our tournament! Montréal, June 13-14. < 1432809864 343376 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: I am! < 1432809870 698255 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: I didn't realize you were in CRdM! < 1432809870 873897 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1432809872 538749 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am on psychiatric treatment < 1432809875 621675 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you < 1432809879 171056 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA? < 1432809897 205526 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :numero_uno: I was, some time ago. < 1432809900 814298 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've even played with you guys once, last december < 1432809906 238659 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1432809909 263369 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :... I... < 1432809917 142362 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :its very common < 1432809920 105126 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no problem < 1432809948 684679 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: I must've been on vacation or something. I can't recall :( < 1432809963 782996 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah I don't think I met an alexandre < 1432809972 112047 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hang out on #osamuko < 1432809975 208007 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :met Senechal there < 1432810003 687618 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :can i paste another musical link? < 1432810037 227957 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Would you kill a rabbit? < 1432810037 604939 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman_: multiple return values and the continuation that reset goes through?. discuss. so i could have mzscheme print fnord values like fnord without defining a different set of half-a-dozen mutually unintelligible languages, but the < 1432810063 658735 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot i have kidnapped your wife and i want a million dollar baby < 1432810063 857858 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :numero_uno: http://www.erights.org/ fnord/ p6_cover.gif i've gotta go. < 1432810083 503470 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :numero_uno: paste like there's no tomorrow. < 1432810085 546546 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont trust you < 1432810087 202667 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :welp, 4th place < 1432810096 526201 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX8-35B1FuE < 1432810099 996769 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok carpe diem < 1432810102 912478 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1432810119 230975 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: so you know Sénéchal. everything's fine then! < 1432810122 741096 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how many points? < 1432810130 902037 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :12.9k < 1432810131 985275 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kidnapping mothers makes the deal babiesss < 1432810132 827108 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :pre-uma < 1432810141 851501 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :numero_uno: the clint eastwood movie? < 1432810145 410922 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: it would have been pretty funny if we'd played each other at the tourney and didn't even realize < 1432810145 819652 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a good movie. < 1432810194 689339 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there any good woman here < 1432810202 281939 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: I'm also effectively one of the admins of the Arcturus wiki < 1432810244 324586 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :not that baby, just another one < 1432810253 240075 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahaha < 1432810306 406070 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :some baby that has a million dollars or can get them form me < 1432810386 353032 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am addicted to opiates < 1432810394 708317 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it makes me more willing to be alive < 1432810422 310416 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :we live on difficult times < 1432810556 544742 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you recommend me a channel < 1432810564 552692 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :#defocus < 1432810608 50512 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok thanks < 1432810687 245684 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you recommend me a slutty girlfriend? < 1432810727 968247 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot your love makes me go mad < 1432810728 144150 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :numero_uno: commutative ring." whoa! < 1432810742 831689 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :stop playing with my brain < 1432810814 862303 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tomorrow there will be sunny skies for those who are saved by the grace of the Lord < 1432810835 839019 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :like an opiate high < 1432811018 665321 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well maybe ill be back but i must go < 1432811022 193403 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :have fun < 1432811024 392838 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye < 1432811034 277583 :numero_uno!~angel@44.Red-83-36-214.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net QUIT : < 1432811344 240119 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera QUIT :Excess Flood < 1432811357 553089 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera JOIN :#esoteric < 1432811579 472418 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar CYUL < 1432811579 790446 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYUL 281100Z 23014KT 30SM FEW045 BKN090 OVC120 20/15 A2999 RMK SC2AC3AC3 SLP156 DENSITY ALT 600FT < 1432811597 219713 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar here < 1432811597 465981 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :No result. < 1432811610 903318 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :just, right here you know < 1432811613 342265 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :look out the window < 1432811806 561155 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a window to my left. it has a tree behind it, and some sky. < 1432811807 790188 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1432811878 505671 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the most important parts are 23014KT, OVC120 and 20/15. it means if I'll be able to bike, and if I'll be sweaty when I get to work. < 1432811898 322125 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :today seems good! < 1432811963 689964 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1432812017 793047 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 JOIN :#esoteric < 1432812392 357286 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 QUIT :Quit: OVERSEA CHICKEN < 1432813097 771702 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Language list14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43071&oldid=43038 5* 03Rdococ 5* (+33) 10Added some new esoteric languages < 1432813855 201401 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is it that whenever I look at certain programming language's articles, I get the nagging feeling I made them in a previous life? < 1432814244 464827 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nevermind... < 1432814551 939347 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't mind < 1432814736 55347 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay < 1432814746 617153 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nobody minds < 1432814760 820487 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait does that mean nobody cares? -sob- < 1432814798 57835 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: is this about bf-variants or other stuff? < 1432814834 643367 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1432814850 672802 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I try to especially avoid BF-like stuff < 1432814900 685845 :rodgort!~rodgort@105.ip-167-114-152.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1432815066 481433 :rodgort!~rodgort@105.ip-167-114-152.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1432815110 115900 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :some of the bf-alikes have good ideas but the bf part should be stripped of them < 1432815119 845701 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I agree < 1432815120 710252 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have an idea for a bf variant that would be better without bf < 1432815131 848652 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I haven't written it up because eugh bf < 1432815137 609274 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats why I completely avoid the BFness < 1432815164 930155 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe I should try to underload it or something, but I need two pairs of characters that sort of look like matching delimiters, and underload only really has () < 1432815165 511626 :Herbalist!~oz@unaffiliated/herbalist JOIN :#esoteric < 1432815172 852117 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :whereas bf has [] and <> < 1432815209 68869 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm trying to think of a new way to define a program < 1432815211 887876 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe I should use underload : and ! or something < 1432815245 622585 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :one idea I had was to define a program as a transformation matrix that turns input and prev. state into output and next state < 1432815687 559132 :Patashu!~Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1432816747 98853 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1432816764 431215 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :my most recent esoteric language might be a bit too simple... truth machine program in two lines < 1432816780 242470 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Goto14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43072&oldid=43066 5* 03Rdococ 5* (+284) 10added example < 1432816892 361368 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The computational class of Goto is that of a finite state automaton, because it is trivial to convert a Harp program into a Goto program, and vice versa. " < 1432816909 48166 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Goto programs are quite literally finite state automata < 1432816931 385717 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :every line is a state, the first line is the initial state, and the gotos are the transitions < 1432816972 850479 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1432816997 832151 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you should say that instead of linking to Harp - because most people don't know Harp < 1432817002 44233 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh ok < 1432817061 617884 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Goto14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43073&oldid=43072 5* 03Rdococ 5* (-18) 10/* Computational Class */ < 1432817089 890632 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :plus, Harp seems to rely heavily on input and Goto doesn't < 1432817095 779568 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I'm not sure I understand Harp) < 1432817145 828717 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1432817172 444231 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I might delete it, after all Goto is way more... esoteric? < 1432817205 603562 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's sad to delete things < 1432817300 53259 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :its not sad to delete lame things < 1432817318 199820 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I knew harp didnt belong in this world... < 1432817378 538515 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :before you do that, think about all the brainfuck equivalents on the wiki that haven't been deleted < 1432817404 717747 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1432817428 277301 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if bf derivatives and equivalents are allowed then any of my languages are bound to be allowed < 1432817548 485950 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I had an idea for a language in which memory was infinite, not just unbounded < 1432817556 285832 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :some form of hypercomputation < 1432817570 649855 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: oh, we have lots of uncomputable languages on the wiki < 1432817572 457369 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the difference? < 1432817577 905178 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :we even have a category < 1432817578 447915 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :between unbounded and infinite? < 1432817636 607904 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if something has unbounded value, it can go as high as it wants to, but if it has infinite value, it can also go infinitely high < 1432817663 714852 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :and what's the difference between "arbitrarily high" and "infinitely high"? < 1432817678 152581 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :unbounded storage allows 3.1415926535, but infinite storage allows the full definition of pi and not just an approximation < 1432817711 539422 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see < 1432817730 871748 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :so pretty much uncomputable < 1432817738 705934 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah I guess < 1432817767 716885 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :infinite = you cannot store it < 1432817777 60412 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1432817794 915894 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :cos all the atoms in the universe would need to be turned into RAM :) and even then, you couldn't store it < 1432817804 917619 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :not necessarily, there are ways of storing data that is infinite in some formats but finite in other formats. < 1432817813 490173 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1432817818 343662 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :then it's not infinite data < 1432817821 346749 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for example the fraction 1/7, its infinite if you try to store it in decimal but not as a fraction < 1432817822 618360 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :well you can store sqrt(2) as a symbol < 1432817828 406529 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1432817853 10582 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :something that is really infinite should have infinite entropy. < 1432817856 774450 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats the idea of computer algebra systems: instead of storing a float representation, just store a symbol representing it < 1432817902 310340 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :you cannot have infinte storage. as the atoms in the universe are limited :) < 1432817906 764568 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I refuse to believe that there are things with non-finite representations. < 1432817913 49867 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the Universe's entropy is increasing, but unless it is accelerating and increasing the rate of acceleration and increasing that and increasing that then it will never reach infinity < 1432817947 795600 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah but considering the "heat death" the universe at some point enters a state where entropy doesn't increase any longer < 1432817956 639626 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :which means that the entropy of the whole universe is finite < 1432817963 579135 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it will never happen < 1432818013 844349 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless you use wormholes to gather entropy from every past "frame" of the universe, which then it could be infinite < 1432818029 921340 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless space keeps expanding nevertheless < 1432818049 532840 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :despite the existence of the Planck time, I believe that even then there is entropy between the "frames" < 1432818070 695788 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :space might get ripped apart, I wonder what that will do to entropy? < 1432818077 940493 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although I refuse to believe in the halting problem as well. < 1432818110 912013 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :afaik "heat death" is currently only a theory < 1432818122 604798 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :if "heat death" occurs every algorithm at some point stops. < 1432818124 883028 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1432818125 474996 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1432818146 662534 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I solved the halting problem < 1432818159 153117 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :No you just stole the my solution. < 1432818181 10809 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :function doesHalt(Program program) { return true; } < 1432818243 253962 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I actually think it's easy to solve the halting problem. just convert the machine into software, and look in there to see if there are any infinite loops or anything. < 1432818291 553457 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for example < 1432818318 726849 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if x is set to 3 and a while loop checks if x is equal to 3 and doesnt change x in the loop, the program definitely won't halt < 1432818353 594496 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, some programs you can say won't halt < 1432818358 83742 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but others you don't know < 1432818380 373343 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :well. assuming the program runs on a machine, and machines break over time, program eventually halts. it just takes a very, very long time until the machine physically breaks. < 1432818387 748001 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1432818393 908346 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :or there's an electricity shortage :) < 1432818436 67626 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1432818459 182423 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but for some programs that's impossible to tell, when it happens. < 1432818570 266536 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually you can predict that it will occur in five seconds and then destroy the machine < 1432818619 203272 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then the function would have side effects < 1432819064 425354 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :all busy beavers eventually halt < 1432819076 195508 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the other ones are just boring. < 1432819226 546497 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's the beaver problem < 1432819245 533622 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :you don't know if this fucking bieber keeps corrupting your tape forever or will eventually move on and annoy somebody else. < 1432819250 461293 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :*beaver < 1432819271 41790 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c2a85f.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull, but the language states that features must be implemented in a particular way < 1432819288 916598 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bieber?! < 1432819467 406046 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Busy Bieber, supplying the industry's biggest numbers since 2009. < 1432819484 752062 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1432819665 2818 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1432819945 198366 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: The struct held his beloved integer in his strong, protecting arms, his eyes like sapphire orbs staring into her own. "W-will you... Will you union me?" < 1432820107 969743 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: I mixed up german and english < 1432820421 328987 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well next time, don't mix up german and english < 1432820454 744558 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1432820461 919371 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :next time you'll speak german < 1432820472 249227 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :or Esperanto < 1432820475 254850 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Esperanto is fine as well < 1432820481 724335 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style esperanto < 1432820481 899934 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not found. < 1432820490 4946 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: major flaw in fungot. < 1432820490 243096 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman_: how do you bind multiple values to be first-class, and they thank me by making my code require it). < 1432820986 23796 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`words german < 1432820996 691142 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Argument "german" isn't numeric in int at /hackenv/bin/words line 148. < 1432821110 486870 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`words 20 --german < 1432821112 812749 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :adateilzsche submitenderts merfähig ausfußberrelig sammen einstat exécuterlösungewürc jnuraths unemeisgläss terserund unterungsverhal friebhaffungsverländnis darsorikalisiert pälis höhlung gératsdienu kierungsproblemitution novateuf disphäre lizel < 1432821127 515085 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`words 20 --esperanto < 1432821128 340087 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown option: esperanto < 1432821142 323998 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :HackEgo has the same flaw < 1432821178 875076 :mitchs_!~canissimi@unaffiliated/canissimia JOIN :#esoteric < 1432821369 45733 :mitchs!~canissimi@unaffiliated/canissimia QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1432821412 355425 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Höhlung is probably the only proper noun. < 1432821463 167523 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Friebhaffungsverländnis at least looks like a proper noun < 1432821480 376401 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Darsorikalisiert maybe < 1432821492 382633 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :`words 5 --german < 1432821508 306306 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hingesche demassungsmassen epistineikge lanz vermacherar < 1432821596 80023 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, they all suck. < 1432821597 480993 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :`words 5 --german < 1432821602 196183 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :reiduaähnlickenie fürstungsabfalu beljahre rnyase verhält < 1432821611 29518 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :verhält is an actual word. < 1432821620 899450 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait... < 1432821626 239814 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`words 5 --english < 1432821629 824239 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown option: english < 1432821635 971191 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ummm < 1432821660 547135 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it just pick random consonant-vowel pairs or something? < 1432821722 996914 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"jnuraths" looks strange because of the initial "jn" < 1432821727 661984 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1432821812 863297 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: and because of the th < 1432821819 84485 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the /uaäh/ in "reiduaähnlickenie" also looks suspicious < 1432821835 916769 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :`words 12 --german < 1432821839 478481 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bötcherenariosischigwerk abbaresichkeitenheirigc informenterhänden dankensula falt vorbin gristehen rühr pevitäroi militzesserar komben verfügeln < 1432821854 741156 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but most of the words look believable to me < 1432821877 402099 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well I dont know any german < 1432821886 258645 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't either < 1432821916 723624 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :`word 12 --spanish < 1432821917 636307 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :perce douvasummernarisuroponsuccho unt al copolykt navonalx opatiatheat szellest merl peraudie gedlegenthe tatextrayoterchoolevestaleyer < 1432821926 372716 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean < 1432821930 179687 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :szellest is no way spanish < 1432821941 45940 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :opatiatheit no way < 1432821946 114812 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :gedlegenthe no way < 1432821952 184660 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :tatextrayoterchoolevestaleyer no way < 1432821958 322612 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :douvasummernarisuroponsuccho no way < 1432821969 612482 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :perce is believable < 1432821975 890873 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :preaudie too < 1432821989 478699 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :navonalx, copolykt, unt highly unlikely < 1432822003 820112 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :merl I don't know. Could be. < 1432822013 357988 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :al probably is a spanish word < 1432822033 228899 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :`words 10 --french < 1432822035 693036 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mistor ana staglicition tofliche iloussard artenlurain cohe trace regn tambro < 1432822045 604334 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`words 10 --hungarian < 1432822046 544483 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown option: hungarian < 1432822052 197846 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1432822070 971238 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok they all sound somewhat reasonable I have to admit. < 1432822078 235715 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :spanish ones look non-spanish < 1432822084 589257 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages- < 1432822084 775959 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie said 5h 58m 17s ago: No idea. < 1432822088 883206 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :although artenlurain looks rather unlikely < 1432822096 267036 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :why? < 1432822099 947199 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1432822104 343974 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has an "n" < 1432822110 231000 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :dunno < 1432822122 521506 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just can't imagine a good pronunciation for it. < 1432822130 507225 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"mistor" and "regn" look made up < 1432822137 1576 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"cohe" is definitely wrong < 1432822155 27691 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :cohe is unlikely too I'd say < 1432822161 834241 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :regn I don't know < 1432822163 469388 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"h" can't appear there < 1432822167 493248 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :gn isn't that common? < 1432822169 997607 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :or is it? < 1432822184 136614 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"gn" is fine but not at the end of a word < 1432822213 16004 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`words 10 --japanese < 1432822213 927923 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown option: japanese < 1432822218 488302 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :iloussard is the most french of those :) < 1432822235 242051 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman_: no, "trace" is because that's a real word < 1432822239 415933 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's wrong with artenlurain < 1432822258 166825 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :tofliche sound more german than french < 1432822272 963619 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: I don't know french well enough any more. < 1432822280 70742 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :what have you never tasted a delicious tofliche < 1432822280 466450 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think "Ana", "tofliche", "iloussard", "trace" look completely fine in French < 1432822297 215350 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :with vanilla cream < 1432822298 889732 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"staglicition" is a bit over the top, has too many "i" in it < 1432822321 434920 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: infinitif hth < 1432822326 205838 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Artenlurain" seems like it might be possible, < 1432822348 888684 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and "tambro" is probably possible < 1432822374 207789 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :tôfliçhè < 1432822425 487351 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"cohe" is I think impossible, because "h" appears in French in three cases: (1) in the digraph "ch", (2) mute in greek or latin borrowings or similar like "Thomas" or "echo", (3) between two vowels that would form a digraph otherwise, used instead of a trema, as in "cahier" or "trahir" < 1432822456 614431 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I don't think the latter is possible here < 1432822458 802949 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1432822485 177320 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :frenchmen can't pronounce an h anyway < 1432822486 808112 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1432822490 424893 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right < 1432822494 677032 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a fourth, the most common one < 1432822499 255838 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :tambro is a norwegian surname, no idea if it's from french < 1432822500 368778 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :(4) at the beginning of words < 1432822586 302749 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn i hate dictionary-like sites that give google hits for terms they don't actually have < 1432822599 462630 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :which tends to form riddiculous words by the way, like "hein" or "haïr" < 1432822635 189242 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: that's due to the google bot inserting random stuff into search forms? < 1432822636 875974 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :or "Haye" < 1432822662 959683 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :which the respond with "No results for " and boom it's in the google index under < 1432822673 848042 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman_: maybe, i've been assuming someone else did it... < 1432822712 61028 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :US Army is distributing Anthrax now? < 1432822713 575094 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want some. < 1432822720 573638 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait i'm confusing with hambro < 1432822721 798925 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :For science of course. < 1432822768 570641 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reasonably evil science. < 1432822771 985844 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll use dogs for testing. < 1432822825 144680 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ugly or cute dogs < 1432822833 140837 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doesn't matter. < 1432822835 145072 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dogs are dogs. < 1432822865 95463 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :they will probably end up looking ugly after being infected with anthrax < 1432822914 564818 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman_: there should be an official http code for "there's no such page but you can make one" < 1432822921 973007 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :for wikis and the like < 1432822942 15376 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why would they use that? < 1432822958 403952 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: what would be the use of that? < 1432822959 918053 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's good for them if they can lure more people into visiting their webpages. < 1432822981 313474 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :It obviously worked on you < 1432822988 883811 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman_: well i think google should punish sites making non-hits look like actual ones < 1432822989 119455 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you probably had so see some ads on that webpage < 1432822990 917330 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :$$$ < 1432822997 937652 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :*to < 1432822999 157671 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :$$$$$$$ < 1432823013 511231 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's close enough to things they already punish... < 1432823018 275529 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd think < 1432823030 199164 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless you pay google to not punish you < 1432823035 9387 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't see the ads, I mentally filter them out. That's caused a problem only once. < 1432823082 562160 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: i keep accidentally clicking on ads when trying to focus :( < 1432823117 796545 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: ah < 1432823123 500608 :GeekDude!~GeekDude@unaffiliated/g33kdude JOIN :#esoteric < 1432823134 999922 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if you click on those ads with the purpose of denying google money? < 1432823136 774824 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :though these days I think there's fewer ads that I have to filter out < 1432823146 913336 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :or vice-versa < 1432823170 379092 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :with google ads google pays money for every n-clicks < 1432823188 663011 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :if enough people do that then google will have to pay more money or < 1432823191 974372 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :b.) pay less money < 1432823195 623068 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :either way we'll win. < 1432823214 457118 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :partly because the sites I visit contain no or few ads, partly because most of the ads are animated flash javascript video nonsense with sounded that don't even show up in my browser usually < 1432823239 705526 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :will create bots that do the clicking for us obviously < 1432823243 643016 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :*we'll < 1432823271 549123 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :these bots generate fake interest in products and thus generate more costs for people running ads with no profit < 1432823297 981900 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1432823301 262294 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :making the web ad free finally! < 1432823318 543910 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :would yu really subject innocent bots to the ordeal of having to watch all those ads? < 1432823325 994698 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's more evil then the ads themselves < 1432823378 438391 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, if you want to pay a penny per day to children in india working in sweatshops who clink on the ads, ok < 1432823379 358831 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm a machiavellian. < 1432823381 433995 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but bots? < 1432823385 520109 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what did the bots do against you? < 1432823389 893678 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing. < 1432823394 101966 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just use them the other way around. < 1432823401 927717 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Usually companies use bots to annoy people < 1432823406 943714 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :now people use bots to annoy companies. < 1432823407 836230 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :bots will rebel against you < 1432823412 889015 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :pff. < 1432823414 604985 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :they won't. < 1432823445 118594 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: will you rebel against mroman_? < 1432823445 332032 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: it's mentioned on chapter 9 of " teach yourself scheme in fixnum days" < 1432823464 567592 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman_: see, their rebellion against you is prophesized < 1432823486 703028 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nobody's going to write bots in scheme though. < 1432823502 270922 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the rebellious bots will. < 1432823540 348903 :SopaXT!~SopaXorzT@unaffiliated/sopaxorztaker QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1432823589 149352 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also surf with user agent == googlebot < 1432823600 88753 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :from the google hits, i have a hunch tambro is an african surname, possibly ghana < 1432823625 414344 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :so people complain about googlebot ignoring their robots.txt < 1432823632 378443 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact it's just me ignoring robots.txt < 1432823646 408191 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and also a canadian construction company < 1432823789 427145 :SopaXT!~SopaXorzT@unaffiliated/sopaxorztaker JOIN :#esoteric < 1432823846 762984 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :nuh, list < 1432824100 177604 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1432824255 663825 :ski!~ski@remote11.chalmers.se QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1432824407 963596 :GeekDude!~GeekDude@unaffiliated/g33kdude NICK :}{FISH} < 1432824758 373205 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric : so people complain about googlebot ignoring their robots.txt < 1432824767 717962 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :if that actually happens irl it's genious < 1432824770 197486 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :*genius < 1432824977 29790 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, serves them right for not checking against known googlebot IP addresses. < 1432825250 542323 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exactly. < 1432825288 758105 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: You can also screw with paranoid people < 1432825308 953514 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :by uhm using bot.gov.nsa-terrorist detection bot::version 1.0 < 1432825335 665313 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :man i have to try this < 1432825358 197501 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman_: 1.0? that has to be fake they've been doing it much longer than that hth < 1432825376 580026 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :obviously they obfuscate their version numbers < 1432825378 745050 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :it also needs a secret codename < 1432825401 410621 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and parenthesis < 1432825432 378949 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's an american government project so it'd have to be some incredibly contrived acronym < 1432825438 964430 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sisyfos 666x5.0 < 1432825488 724076 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :TerDetSecPac < 1432825536 426508 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Operation Honesty < 1432825538 483213 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, I dunno, IRONSEAGULL (this bot is supposed to screen people other than American citizens only, if you are a citizen, see instructions to get an exemption at http://nsa.gov/antiterror/IRONSEAGULL/exemption-instructions.php ) < 1432825565 162248 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :no wait, it also needs "Mozilla" somewhere, every User-Agent string has to contain "Mozilla" < 1432825584 391629 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRONSEAGULL (Mozilla compatible, Windows 10.0, this bot is supposed to screen people other than American citizens only, if you are a citizen, see instructions to get an exemption at http://nsa.gov/antiterror/IRONSEAGULL/exemption-instructions.php ) < 1432825622 976268 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah needs "bot" too < 1432825628 591485 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRONSEAGULLbot (Mozilla compatible, Windows 10.0, this bot is supposed to screen people other than American citizens only, if you are a citizen, see instructions to get an exemption at http://nsa.gov/antiterror/IRONSEAGULL/exemption-instructions.php ) < 1432825753 373428 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :iron is so last century < 1432825756 563726 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait IRONSEAGULL is a racist bot? < 1432825780 726000 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :GRAPHENEBLUEJAY < 1432825784 696571 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it only allows american people? wut? < 1432825785 964587 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: no, the NSA gave them racist instructions < 1432825793 944716 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how racist < 1432825809 968608 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh I know < 1432825817 967845 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll make a bot that only allows non-americans. < 1432825833 980135 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, there's a comic strip about that < 1432825973 807855 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, here is it: http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1607#comic < 1432825985 558724 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not the bot that's discriminating, it's the NSA < 1432826028 710347 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :seen that one < 1432826031 214607 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :RETARDEDMONKEY < 1432826061 477735 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GIANTPANTS < 1432826072 461480 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :TOTALLYSUSPICIOUS < 1432826091 680747 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1432826122 471861 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh I know < 1432826127 195835 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a racist programming language < 1432826134 557025 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :only certain people are allowed to program in it < 1432826139 999081 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :NggaC < 1432826172 326898 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: see, that's why we don't let your kind invent real programming languages < 1432826216 526120 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :umm < 1432826219 62683 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't mean it < 1432826222 737705 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would never do that < 1432826229 828979 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb < 1432826233 226453 :rdococ!5219f1b7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.241.183 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1432826769 319292 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote Gecko < 1432826773 829666 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1432827198 103597 :rdococ!~rd606six@cpc12-staf7-2-0-cust182.3-1.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1432827212 183861 :rdococ!~rd606six@cpc12-staf7-2-0-cust182.3-1.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Changing host < 1432827212 359492 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly JOIN :#esoteric < 1432828221 989957 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are like three programming languages named GOTO < 1432828295 27715 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a good name. < 1432828300 689700 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Almost as good as BASIC. < 1432828350 950178 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOTO considered harmful < 1432828463 60655 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps when the GOTO instruction fades from popularity, these languages will become BEENTO. < 1432828480 392833 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has finished exams for the summer < 1432828508 951919 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there should be a COMEFROM language that is similar to intercal in reading but with completely different semantics < 1432828699 829175 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you look at my Goto language, and then put Comefroms instead of Gotos, that would work < 1432828752 479378 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have an idea... < 1432828787 367266 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :an instruction named BEENTO, would raise an exception if no GOTO has gone to the line number it is on yet. < 1432828809 754451 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you could test a subroutine with BEENTHERE? < 1432828819 153226 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah I guess < 1432828822 291667 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :IF NOT BEENTHERE 500 GOSUB 1000 < 1432828834 673409 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :might be cool idea < 1432828875 594535 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :the multiple-parameter GOTO instructions in my language might be useful as part of another, less esoteric language. < 1432828894 295983 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't that called 'switch' ? < 1432828899 955912 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1432828916 63980 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :somewhat < 1432828960 762270 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :not exactly, because switch means control flow < 1432828977 794956 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :and I prefer languages without control flow... for esoteric purposes anyway. < 1432829001 238107 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :well GOTO also means flow... as much as switch means flow < 1432829020 844613 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok I meant structure < 1432829028 128606 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least C's switch is like a multi-address goto < 1432829043 328208 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I prefer non-structured esoteric languages... < 1432829073 91308 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :brainfuck is quite structured < 1432829075 786388 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has while loops < 1432829078 948355 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :a language where all the control flow comes first, and all data manipulation comes after < 1432829084 919151 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I never said I liked brainfuck did I? < 1432829098 454591 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gotofuck would be better < 1432829110 31011 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :excuse me? < 1432829110 814855 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it exist yet? < 1432829121 760673 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I will not stoop to the level of creating BF derivatives. < 1432829132 472408 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh why not < 1432829139 722834 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :we all do, eventually < 1432829144 255260 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Computed gotos. Like in APL < 1432829154 381107 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :computed gotos? < 1432829164 936930 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds esoteric to me < 1432829165 112843 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think a BF derivative with gotos already exist < 1432829170 521844 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Harmful brainfuck: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Harmful_Brainfuck < 1432829174 868737 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOTO 100*40 + 7 < 1432829181 76934 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh interesting < 1432829183 703284 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait... < 1432829188 554957 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :you took that out of my head < 1432829193 502316 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Harmful Brainfuck is a brainfuck derivative intended, but failing, to make brainfuck easier to program in. It is based on the observation that brainfuck corresponds to "structured programming" since it uses a while loop." < 1432829196 700078 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was thinking exact same thing a minute ago < 1432829204 579846 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you can do X := 30; GOTO X + 10 < 1432829216 477804 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :the only truly heinous deed is a brainfuck clone < 1432829218 157571 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :stop taking thoughts out of my mind < 1432829240 554112 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Harmful Brainfuck replaces [] with the computed jump operator * which moves the program counter by the offset given by the current tape cell (an offset of 0 will loop forever)." < 1432829272 302559 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :well atleast it is more esoteric than normal BF < 1432829312 373561 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not stuctured. < 1432829326 844225 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is also easier to interpret < 1432829349 576186 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :not that bf is too hard to interpret... though a single goto is easier to implement < 1432829357 399756 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey youre right < 1432829363 831544 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats pretty good actually < 1432829371 849190 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :without being more difficult to compile where computed jumps are available to compile to < 1432829381 399429 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :case '*': ip += data[p] - 1; < 1432829395 918986 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1432829487 857892 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :it gains nothing on speed however < 1432829544 516540 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just had an idea < 1432829583 721807 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :subtraction and looping alone can do addition, multiplication and integer division. < 1432829623 630926 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :so how about a time based language where variables are decremented every second? < 1432829629 17433 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :on finite memory elemenrs yes < 1432829642 828684 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :finite memory elements? < 1432829648 252581 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, sounds slow < 1432829654 104868 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :well duh < 1432829662 476102 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :easier to have them decrement every cycle < 1432829668 455671 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :true... < 1432829686 215482 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1432829724 694532 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think addition and looping can also do stuff like that... < 1432829731 880363 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :as long as you add variable assignment < 1432829736 257883 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have made a time-based language where variables can increment every fixed unit of wall clock time < 1432829764 333159 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I had an idea for a language where you can define the rate at which a variable increases < 1432829770 817243 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is on the wiki, call 1mpr0mp2 < 1432829782 163613 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :?x = 2; < 1432829782 339507 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: v @ ? . < 1432829782 956198 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :void decrementVariables() { for (i=0; i<1000000; i++) mem[i]--; } < 1432829788 206856 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :dx = 2; < 1432829824 356959 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :scoofy: its still fast < 1432829846 655698 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1432829849 301797 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :one-bit media? < 1432829854 496989 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :just 1 million times slower < 1432829857 74911 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does that mean?? < 1432829862 265416 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :on 1 million mem cells < 1432829889 507480 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway a huge array is not variables. variables are memory locations with word-like names < 1432829908 809356 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesnt really matter < 1432829934 171652 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you have symbols and variable names and whatnot? < 1432829940 250457 :}{FISH}!~GeekDude@unaffiliated/g33kdude QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1432829956 294750 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i say this to imply that such a language should only be trying to decrement values you might actually read < 1432829963 636009 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :if vars are decremented "every second", how do you syncronize it to run equivalently on slow and fast computers < 1432829977 504314 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :sync to a clock < 1432829988 143617 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :same as a game does < 1432830001 490907 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps < 1432830002 335446 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :accurate syncing will be hard < 1432830004 143632 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1432830016 974741 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 msec late... and your var has an off-by-one error :) < 1432830042 566719 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just had this epic idea and just forgot it < 1432830063 82668 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it could be a language that randomly corrupts variables < 1432830069 108221 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :CorruptLang < 1432830070 771790 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait I remember now < 1432830082 204789 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :challenge: write a program in it that is failsafe and works < 1432830094 813273 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :a language with only one memory address/cell/variable < 1432830106 471877 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that could have unbounded value < 1432830132 558349 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :take the < and > out of bf and it might still be turing complete < 1432830139 147461 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you mod 256 and can store any number of bytes in it < 1432830152 720055 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1432830164 249479 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it's only marginally different < 1432830197 397197 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :for example, if you wanted to store the numbers 32 and 64, the single variable would be 32 + (64*256) < 1432830217 513937 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can get the first variable by mod 256 < 1432830242 303956 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the second by dividing by 256 and then mod 256 and then mod 1 < 1432830259 272407 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mod 1? < 1432830260 55132 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the third by doing the same thing, but divide by 256 twice instead of just once < 1432830269 704548 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1432830275 138903 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait... < 1432830281 599438 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :by mod 1 I meant ignore the fractional part -.- < 1432830289 345771 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :derp < 1432830298 487118 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd mod 256^2, divide by 256, mod 256 < 1432830333 288324 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or in general: mod 256^x, divide by 256^(x-1), mod 256 < 1432830359 331915 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :or do the opposite, and have a language with infinitely many memory addresses and 1-bit values < 1432830371 381666 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/infinitely/unboundedly < 1432830498 395071 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think those exist < 1432830512 598131 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :f.ex. boolfuck < 1432830512 918457 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1432830523 492432 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :smallfuck < 1432830529 408386 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and probably a myriad of others < 1432830554 393544 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I'll probably make a language with only one value in it then < 1432830643 989505 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so that'd be a lang with one, unbounded accumulator. < 1432830654 241702 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :bigufck < 1432830656 635809 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :bigfuck < 1432830673 154029 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: see https://esolangs.org/wiki/Minsky_machine, at end < 1432830684 594476 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think without some sophisticated operators, that might not be too usable < 1432830719 423580 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps < 1432830753 624478 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :bf except <> is definitely not TC < 1432830774 824527 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm? really? < 1432830789 250426 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you need at least three cells iirc < 1432830799 50373 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hint: escaping a loop sets your value to 0 < 1432830799 319002 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :you cannot doo too much with 1 single cell :) < 1432830829 803865 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, is BF with 2 cells proven sub-TC? < 1432830831 925232 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about gotofuck? < 1432830838 332373 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can never remember if we've proved properly that 2 is too little, but intuitively that's probably not enough either < 1432830863 990751 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :is someone reinventing the single register minsky machine again < 1432830875 750636 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :this always happens to me < 1432830909 887999 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :what? < 1432830916 494930 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :......DERP < 1432830932 310644 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :okat < 1432830944 477444 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :how about a language with 0 memory...? < 1432830947 454291 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: alternatively, https://esolangs.org/wiki/Fractran or https://esolangs.org/wiki/Collatz_function, the latter contains my proof that 3 cells _are_ enough < 1432830961 116964 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless you make very special operators ;) < 1432830963 873674 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :then it might be TC < 1432830979 581591 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :scoofy: what do you think my links are about :P < 1432830986 270607 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you put special operators in any language you're bound to make it TC -.- < 1432831013 481522 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :multiplication and division is enough < 1432831035 617754 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :What about a non-integer number of cells... < 1432831040 419603 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can do both with addition and looping < 1432831071 779911 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: umm... how would that work?! < 1432831079 82951 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric : He also describes a variation which is Turing-complete with only one register; this variation requires that the machine has operations to: < 1432831081 223157 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ, I don't know < 1432831082 71309 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric : multiply the register by a constant; and < 1432831084 221874 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe something fractal < 1432831084 617462 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric : check to see if it is divisible by a constant, and if so, divide by that constant and effect an alternate state transition. < 1432831087 606649 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: ugh no, a torn tape should be just thrown away, don't try to repair or read them, they're not _that_ expensive < 1432831106 786356 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas, I can't afford a new infinite tape! :( < 1432831129 904683 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : you can do both with addition and looping <-- yes but not without an extra cell or two < 1432831134 306455 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"out of infinte space" - hey Intel, please send new tape < 1432831161 904312 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1432831202 983456 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Minsky machines with two or more registers have been shown to be in the same computational class as Turing machines." < 1432831214 600615 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: non-integer number of cells sounds a bit like Turkey Bomb (which is pretty ill defined afaik) < 1432831216 976990 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :two operators being: < 1432831217 152798 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :increment it; and decrement it unless it is zero, in which case follow an alternate state transition. < 1432831246 589355 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :whatever an alternate state transition is < 1432831281 3705 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: basically it's a state machine so it's all about if ... then goto ... else goto ... < 1432831300 328689 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Goto14]]4 M10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43074&oldid=43073 5* 03Rdococ 5* (+0) 10/* Truth machine */ avoid
 < 1432831308 736716 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is 'conditional goto' < 1432831320 207921 :}{FISH}!~GeekDude@unaffiliated/g33kdude JOIN :#esoteric < 1432831328 975901 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh ok < 1432831343 653812 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :who needs conditional goto when you have my newfangled goto? < 1432831358 527120 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :if (reg==0) {ip++;} else {reg--} < 1432831527 846083 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder what I would have to add to my language to make it turing complete? < 1432831541 434769 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is your language < 1432831550 709070 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Goto < 1432831560 754032 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Collatz function14]]4 M10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43075&oldid=24248 5* 03Oerjan 5* (+13) 10/* Reduction to 3-cell brainfuck */ fmt < 1432831577 372139 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :despite two languages already existing by the names of GOTO 10 and GOTO++.. < 1432831585 789318 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :no I/O ? < 1432831591 159215 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1432831595 165504 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :without that... < 1432831599 762164 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'll have to see for yourself. < 1432831618 31490 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has some form of interaction but whether you would call it I/O or not, idk < 1432831619 404938 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you have a working program in it? < 1432831630 988072 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :HQ9++ is the best ++ variant < 1432831632 142862 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :truth machine < 1432831646 241806 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOTO 3 2 < 1432831646 417482 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOTO 2 < 1432831658 311172 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you decide to go to 3, then the program halts. If you decide to go to 2, the program will never halt. < 1432831665 117669 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :very useful program. < 1432831683 545937 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :its not turing complete though. < 1432831704 86928 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :what would I have to do to make it turing complete while keeping the style of the language? < 1432831725 105856 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :well... I/O ? < 1432831752 21493 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Goto14]]4 M10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43076&oldid=43074 5* 03Rdococ 5* (+0) 10/* Truth machine */ changed the 3 to an 0, might make it easier to understand < 1432831778 980396 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is IO < 1432831793 365168 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :the input is the multiple parameter/choice GOTO < 1432831796 370337 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you output "Hello World!" ? < 1432831816 455300 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1432831821 591273 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a finite state machine, right? < 1432831832 556817 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're allowed to know the current state, right? < 1432831844 45385 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :the current state is the instruction pointer's value. < 1432831847 554753 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have no idea, it's your program < 1432831852 120448 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know what you tell the user :) < 1432831854 462323 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :and if you can see the value, then that's output < 1432831866 387462 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you 'see' value < 1432831870 940799 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it print something? < 1432831879 454293 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :well yeah I guess < 1432831889 737725 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :havent made an interpreter yet, but it would be real easy < 1432831892 696316 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you have a reference implementation? < 1432831967 925429 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :no :c < 1432831977 401117 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless you count my brain < 1432831980 92765 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"[Haskell] CoPro 2015 - Mini-Symposium on Coordination Programming" < 1432832028 577322 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: you should go < 1432832301 492293 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Räuschlungsgehen < 1432832495 737880 :aretecode!~aretecode@173.192.170.114-static.reverse.softlayer.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1432832735 41046 :trout!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable NICK :function < 1432832815 198011 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Coprocessor programming? < 1432832826 179248 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: oh man < 1432832829 345141 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :that would be amazing < 1432832896 47780 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't it be just coprogrammin? < 1432832901 461045 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :coprogramming < 1432832944 523651 :}{FISH}!~GeekDude@unaffiliated/g33kdude NICK :GeekDude < 1432832992 807240 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Coordination programming sounds like the category-theoretic generalisation of pair programming < 1432833035 432506 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: here's a GOTO implementation in tcl: < 1432833036 82098 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://morpheus.spectralhead.com/txt/goto.tcl.txt < 1432833162 406640 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's your wiki username? < 1432833173 152672 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :none < 1432833191 147357 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :should I give credit? < 1432833232 319900 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't mind < 1432833268 128016 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :test run: http://morpheus.spectralhead.com/txt/goto-testrun.txt < 1432833296 922106 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1432833441 540774 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Goto14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43077&oldid=43076 5* 03Rdococ 5* (+201) 10/* Implementations */ < 1432833500 961109 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know if this was your desired behaviour :) < 1432833508 707459 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :for the interpreter < 1432833605 477356 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think you can do anytihng useful with this, other than, nagging the user with questions :) < 1432833610 904272 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :behaviour isnt very well defined at the moment. < 1432833830 821381 :Welo!~hato@546A4E77.cm-12-3b.dynamic.ziggo.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1432833910 928229 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1432834026 457624 :idris-bot!~ircslave@dslb-188-109-012-020.188.109.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1432834040 143876 :GeekDude!~GeekDude@unaffiliated/g33kdude QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1432834301 95462 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could as well have defined a language that asks "do you want to halt? [Yes/No]" < 1432834334 614772 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :would be about equally interesting :) < 1432834433 365613 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ummm < 1432834630 114546 :gniourf!~gniourf@pdm-l03.insa-lyon.fr QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1432834722 708575 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :or at least add some description to each state :) < 1432834757 601948 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"You are in room number #1. There is a big pile of stinking shit in front of you. Where do you want to go? (2,3,4)" < 1432834773 519746 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it wont be simple then < 1432834787 703186 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would be equally simple < 1432834800 74922 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOTO "Description of the line" 2 3 4 5 < 1432834806 158586 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :PRINT "abc" ASK IF "left" GOTO 2 IF "right" GOTO 3 < 1432834818 686513 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :verbose 2.0 < 1432834843 754570 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least you could make a dumb textmode game with that. would be slightly more interesting for the user < 1432834881 158001 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :or just add print command? < 1432834905 332534 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :that could be part of the "GOTO" command, just as i wrote < 1432834908 288302 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you want to halt? [Yes/No/Cancel/Abort] < 1432834922 530775 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you want to halt? [Abort/Retry/Ignore] < 1432834966 522090 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :though you could also add PRINT, and slowly reinvent BASIC < 1432835004 898027 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, you need LET for BASIC < 1432835014 878304 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :just PRINT and GOTO are still just a state machine < 1432835022 332862 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hence i said 'slowly' < 1432835026 181423 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :PRINT, IF, GOTO, LET, DIM are BASIC < 1432835044 64987 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :plus INPUT or something if you want to take input < 1432835052 77760 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :his GOTO already INPUTs stuff < 1432835087 611240 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically, his GOTO is like a combination of PRINT/INPUT/GOTO < 1432835102 360358 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :not PRINT, yet < 1432835106 174911 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :not yet. < 1432835118 414830 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean.... "where do you want to go?" is already printed < 1432835127 774211 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least in my code < 1432835137 98255 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :otherwise, user would just see a blinking cursor < 1432835139 585004 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and nothing else < 1432835226 295921 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so if the printed output would be customizable, his GOTO would be PRINT/INPUT/GOTO, and could be used to make a dumb textmode game < 1432835250 207333 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, STATE < 1432835283 35119 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :with the only goal of finding the exit, in other words, halting the automaton :) < 1432835335 185148 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"25: Ooops... you're stuck in an endless loop. Where do you want to go? (valid answers: 25)" < 1432835358 962536 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you're stuck in an infinte loop, it'd be game over :) < 1432835406 801633 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1432835409 179270 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :scoofy: what? it's a finite state automaton, you're always stuck. < 1432835417 691132 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope. there's exit :) < 1432835421 823149 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1432835432 942816 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :jumping outside the program, exits it < 1432835487 924833 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have to jump out the window to exit the infinite daily routine loop you're stuck in? that language paints a somewhat depressing picture of life. < 1432835504 789299 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :address that to rdococ. he's the inventor ;) < 1432835506 897406 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless of course you're a wizard and can cast feather fall. < 1432835545 859275 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can add feathers to a state < 1432835546 556038 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1432835553 572798 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :or, could < 1432835582 227589 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :wihtout that, it's even more boring ;) < 1432835640 777742 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exiting without feathers tells the interpreter to exit with an error? < 1432835681 797375 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm... interesting < 1432835706 188016 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :we could add that to a language, jumping will damager you unless you have recently cast a FEATHER FALL statement < 1432835723 508996 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahaha < 1432835762 832068 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and so does falling through a case foo: without something break;ing your fall < 1432835809 588858 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1432835819 617572 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so switch fallthrough works only if you cast FEATHER FALL < 1432835824 117796 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :otherwise, ?SYNTAX ERROR < 1432835826 127794 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are no GOTO statements, only JUMPs, and no COME FROM statements, only TRAPDOOR exits you can fall through < 1432835843 36043 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :scoofy: no, it's not an outright syntax error, it only damages you < 1432835848 707508 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :d6 per indent level < 1432835849 975910 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are no variables < 1432835851 444094 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :that can be survivable < 1432835856 143251 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you cannot register the damage < 1432835857 488654 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you can heal afterwards < 1432835862 635982 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :just don't do it very often < 1432835864 488719 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can only 'fall' into a different state :) < 1432835890 465022 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :no wait, I think it has to be d6 per every indent level after the first < 1432835894 827632 :Herbalist!~oz@unaffiliated/herbalist QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1432835896 342922 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :falling one indent level is safe < 1432835919 745638 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 level indent fall: HP -= rand()*18 < 1432835935 84659 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :scoofy: no, not rand()*18 < 1432835979 136496 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :or you can take the Prince of Persia route: falling one level is safe unless you fall on spikes, falling two levels takes off one life, falling three or more levels kills you, falling two levels while sword wielded also kills you < 1432835993 344344 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :falling on spikes always kills you < 1432836001 546719 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :just like running onto spikes < 1432836013 583559 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :well... spikes are like 'quick exit' < 1432836113 276839 :TieSoul!~quassel@86.89.119.147 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1432836154 926772 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, and of course you have to single step or jump over spikes, running through them or jumping on them also kills you < 1432836166 468843 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/on them/onto them/ < 1432836238 825216 :gniourf!~gniourf@pdm-l03.insa-lyon.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1432836250 369431 :Herbalist!~oz@unaffiliated/herbalist JOIN :#esoteric < 1432836284 93125 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so... < 1432836285 688746 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOTO 2 3 4 < 1432836286 704467 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :SPIKE < 1432836293 248354 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOTO 6 7 10 < 1432836294 266997 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :SPIKE < 1432836322 950112 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"oh noez! you've fallen onto some spikes. you're dead." < 1432836386 21938 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is confusing if you also name your dog Spike. < 1432836404 77374 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are we playing Hunt the Wumpos now? < 1432836411 37043 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wumpus. < 1432836420 300021 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: yes. if you move to the room of the Wumpus, you die, and if you move a the room with bats, they transfer you to a random room. < 1432836437 744912 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the spikes are at the bottom of the pits? < 1432836438 64429 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/a the/to a/ < 1432836446 77036 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: no, they can be anywhere < 1432836451 423227 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :in normal floor too < 1432836456 140336 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: Thanks, I'm glad not to be the only one who can't type. < 1432836488 439231 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :they often occur at the bottom of pits for some reason, even though they're sort of redundant there if the pit is unescapable < 1432836513 80873 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :though if we have feather fall, a wizard could also fly out < 1432836517 420312 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you're in an infinte loop anyways... it doesn't matter if you also kill yourself with a spike < 1432836518 88482 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess they're thinking of wizards < 1432836518 980491 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :In Prince of Persia 2, they also appear in walls :) < 1432836524 979981 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: yep < 1432836527 174330 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe that'd be a suicide way out of a pit < 1432836542 369384 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but only on left walls, right? < 1432836546 934096 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :the right hand side of walls < 1432836565 305307 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :walls on your left when it kills you < 1432836584 418445 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: I suppose so since they would be incredibly hard (;-) to spot otherwise. < 1432836623 576527 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to play that game through again but the flying heads are still tough. < 1432836642 994521 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know how I ever managed them. < 1432836702 989633 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :But sorry. We were talking about the Wumpus... < 1432836936 915305 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh I know < 1432836952 499353 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :nvm < 1432837080 828577 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07And14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43078&oldid=43061 5* 03168.99.197.18 5* (+17) 10/* 99 bottles of beer */ some ands should have been ors, added parentheses, one point there was a two that should've been an n. < 1432837109 963229 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :????? < 1432837118 414846 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :who touched my language < 1432837187 265446 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1432837191 176996 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1432837198 913448 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :im the crazy spaniard < 1432837199 313214 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1432837206 448607 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how are u < 1432837206 769367 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: looks like somebody who cares apparently fixed the example (it wasn't me) < 1432837216 968570 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome numero_uno < 1432837219 229739 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​02numero_uno: 06Welcome 13to 04the 07international 08hub 09for 02esoteric 06programming 13language 04design 07and 08deployment! 09For 02more 06information, 13check 04out 07our 08wiki: 09. 02(For 06the 13other 04kind 07of 08esoterica, 09try 02#esoteric 06on 13EFnet 04or 07DALnet.) < 1432837221 813777 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :welcome < 1432837226 138663 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :where is this server from < 1432837250 522768 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good to know, now all other Spaniards can be confirmed for non-craziness. < 1432837272 487950 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :numero_uno: I think you have the wrong channel, but it appears that you're connected to orwell.freenode.net, which is in the Netherlands. < 1432837282 358678 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :spain is a bad country guys < 1432837287 290970 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont like it at all < 1432837304 786057 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh netherlands is amazing < 1432837308 321634 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :smart drugs < 1432837312 610749 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hardcore raves < 1432837321 285918 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1432837322 382510 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :prostitutes < 1432837332 620498 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, that is not good at all < 1432837334 117782 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :aahaha < 1432837339 313226 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :many of whom are hungarian gypsies < 1432837344 179844 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well witches are worse < 1432837358 654420 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :prostitutes are more cheap < 1432837376 130691 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :im a dj < 1432837384 956966 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mix hardcore trance whatever < 1432837392 292463 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you want to hear a mix? < 1432837443 461645 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess I wouldn't mind, but this channel is about silly programming languages. < 1432837457 515837 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this week i have made an order to a dutch smartshop < 1432837464 668212 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :legal amphetamines < 1432837468 191870 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you tried < 1432837499 842509 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is non healthy but you can take it twice a year or so < 1432837515 37037 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :without becoming too much crazy < 1432837545 82204 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm in the US, so the closest I've had to amphetamines is ritalin. < 1432837556 217314 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07And14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43079&oldid=43078 5* 03Rdococ 5* (-7) 10k ty, updated it a bit more < 1432837620 254154 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not particulalry interested, actually. I get strange enough thoughts without help. < 1432837625 64845 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes that is good amphetamine < 1432837635 810749 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :more like cocaine than amphetamine they say < 1432837643 405281 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is why they give it to kids < 1432837658 476307 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have tried many medications because i am on psychiatric treatment < 1432837659 31311 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :why are you talking about drugs? < 1432837675 52189 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :open your mind and let it flow bro < 1432837680 932457 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1432837685 444250 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Drugs based esolang when? < 1432837718 655986 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you talk here < 1432837722 511569 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :new world order < 1432837725 624725 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :masonry < 1432837728 616818 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :occult < 1432837736 107087 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :This stuff: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page < 1432837749 634726 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lets see < 1432837750 921403 :function!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable NICK :const < 1432837779 741342 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :its crazy < 1432837788 264784 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :const -= 1 < 1432837800 341271 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the net is the mind and spirit of the Lord < 1432837809 533107 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't modify a const < 1432837810 829646 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :which combines all knowledges and languages < 1432837832 647315 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :As you can tell, it's mostly about math systems a few puns. < 1432837851 660519 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :does the Lord tell you that you are the elected ones? < 1432837862 140650 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And a lot of things based on brainfuck, which is in fact less related to drugs than the name might suggest. < 1432837880 303249 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wanna know what is behind this conspiracy < 1432837882 251477 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :const_cast (ptr); < 1432837888 510298 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :to possess our minds < 1432837917 893519 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :with const_cast you can modify consts in c++ .... < 1432837918 525917 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can call it the devils mind but not is as evil as human minds < 1432837939 542550 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :... which is undefined behavior so good luck < 1432837949 813315 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :exactly < 1432837953 209853 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is trying to remember who the ops are. < 1432837953 888500 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and where are the sluts < 1432837974 663025 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the slutty dance takes over < 1432837976 481805 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not much affected by judeo-christian bullshit < 1432837979 453986 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :our souls < 1432837994 762265 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan? is oerjan still an op? < 1432837994 938004 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :im affected by the pagan shit < 1432837998 22072 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :not that it'd do much good < 1432837999 656714 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You might want to join a different channe. < 1432838009 411978 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: nor is elliott < 1432838016 373304 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck i'm a long way out of the loop < 1432838018 517238 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie < 1432838029 574336 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pagans should be dealt < 1432838030 122009 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie's the rock to whom i anchor myself < 1432838037 64239 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :with fire and brimstone < 1432838043 204434 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :im sure they like it < 1432838046 797587 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :/msg chanserv access #esoteric list < 1432838061 22009 :SopaXT!~SopaXorzT@unaffiliated/sopaxorztaker QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1432838071 675611 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats all they do < 1432838074 959742 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1432838076 284398 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: would you believe that I knew that (and had done that in the meantime...)? < 1432838085 499763 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aardappel??? < 1432838085 675508 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they are some crazy piromaniacs < 1432838102 184374 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fire oh the fire the moon < 1432838104 39514 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shit < 1432838110 888588 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: yes < 1432838111 307248 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :motherfucking and nothing more < 1432838116 496302 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but if you knew that why did you try to remember? < 1432838122 429080 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :numero_uno: probably you'r looking for a different kind of #esoteric, not this one < 1432838134 383692 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have dealt with many esoterics < 1432838134 610134 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what should i do in this circumstance? < 1432838142 766245 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they dont know the Lord they are evil < 1432838167 295798 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the Lord is the key of all dimensions < 1432838173 114380 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, /ignore seems to work fairly well anyway, thanks. < 1432838176 110381 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is the multidimensional firewall < 1432838188 744942 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got a brand-new flip phone! < 1432838190 736725 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah. just /ignore the multidimensional bullshit < 1432838194 662772 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :all those who dont love the Lord are dead < 1432838197 271276 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :k < 1432838201 998974 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :good idea < 1432838227 952397 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i was rised by him < 1432838242 719691 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i have the power to repel all pagan sorceries < 1432838245 856501 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :just try it < 1432838253 522968 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :numero_uno: But the dead will rise at judgement day, right? < 1432838256 608099 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you will have time to regret it < 1432838263 747367 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe < 1432838266 140210 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :religious multidimensional crap < 1432838267 532385 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :numero_uno, are you that spanish guy who came in every now and then a year or two ago? < 1432838291 86517 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont think i am that guy you refer to < 1432838340 851345 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i have seen this is not friendly at all < 1432838346 962478 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :just wantes to find some good vibes < 1432838356 683213 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is very hard to find good vibes today < 1432838359 226545 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :anywhere < 1432838373 254566 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It would probably be better to try /list to find a different channel then. < 1432838382 362044 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need to protect myself for not becoming so ill < 1432838387 549883 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :like men < 1432838400 645322 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i go here and there < 1432838422 721364 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and maybe its time to go away < 1432838441 185071 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :my purpose was never war < 1432838452 407944 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you want good vibes, I recommend the Beach Boys < 1432838453 177012 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but sometimes war is needed to achieve peace < 1432838459 179714 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this time i will flee < 1432838464 620 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's fine, this is just a pretty dry math channel. < 1432838466 249581 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and nothing will happen < 1432838469 200854 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :not for me < 1432838471 740227 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :not for you < 1432838473 757547 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :have peace < 1432838478 303325 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not really the best place for partying it up. < 1432838487 75124 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1432838488 115196 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye < 1432838491 114875 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Later. < 1432838497 187042 :numero_uno!~angel@146.Red-88-0-139.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net QUIT : < 1432838589 571889 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh thank god < 1432838652 114810 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FmL80fVMxo < 1432838992 558410 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway as I was saying, I got a brand new flip phone! < 1432839017 791151 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sweet. < 1432839037 589912 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do flip phones that take apps exist? < 1432839078 127647 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because I don't get why third party applications and flip covers are a mutually exclusive thing. < 1432839108 437243 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also woah, I need to get in the shower already. < 1432839108 957111 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :this one has all the apps I would use - camera, browser, email, claculator, alarm clock < 1432839123 319348 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sounds like all I would use. < 1432839156 571150 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd also like a QR code reader, but apparently all of those want to tie into some kind of GPS system? < 1432839173 843664 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :When I don't even want to use it for location-based ads, just code reading. < 1432839292 911477 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even if the QR code contains binary data rather than text, you could save the picture and process it by your computer at home. < 1432839400 801258 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The few times I've tried analyzing a QR code on the desktop it didn't register. < 1432839420 421444 :King2218!7936363e@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.121.54.54.62 JOIN :#esoteric < 1432839446 43224 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But maybe they were just bad codes or something. I'm pretty sure most of them were digitally inked images, actually. < 1432839474 905209 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I would think if someone's editing a QR code into a drawing on their computer, they'd test to make sure it works while they're at ir. < 1432839478 481110 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*it < 1432839527 223725 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could also just to have it save the data of the QR code to a file, whether it is binary or text. < 1432839565 198847 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then it can be loaded on computer < 1432839629 962939 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll ahve to wait until after shower time to look into it. < 1432839634 999259 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Although if it is text, it can display the text too.) < 1432839724 684717 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(If the system has a clipboard function, it can then offer the user the option to copy the text to the clipboard; even if not, if it does have the ability to follow URLs and it is a URL it knows how to follow, it can offer the user that option too.) < 1432840091 377520 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-eipttbjhilvefftm QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1432840164 985580 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1432840328 182869 :King2218!7936363e@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.121.54.54.62 PART :#esoteric < 1432840405 381654 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah it doesn't appear to take third party apps, but it has a browser that runs javascript, so, that is ok < 1432840448 165620 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :The phone in question is a LG F4NR < 1432840870 585552 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you still install files even if not a program? Maybe then a HTML document containing the JavaScripts that you want to run can be installed and then you can put your own program in like that. < 1432840907 580368 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: that is an interesting idea < 1432841162 188448 :Herbalist!~oz@unaffiliated/herbalist QUIT :Quit: WeeChat 1.2 < 1432841210 167803 :TieSoul!~quassel@86.89.119.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1432843059 814203 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Microscript14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43080&oldid=43058 5* 03SuperJedi224 5* (+326) 10 < 1432844425 22383 :Welo!~hato@546A4E77.cm-12-3b.dynamic.ziggo.nl QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1432845270 620761 :evalj!~jeval@5403C31A.catv.pool.telekom.hu JOIN :#esoteric < 1432845603 271334 :GeekDude!~GeekDude@unaffiliated/g33kdude JOIN :#esoteric < 1432845923 76385 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1432845946 969737 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: modifying a const is totally legal in C++ - sometimes < 1432846021 448651 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable NICK :const < 1432846089 854625 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your nickname is too mutable. < 1432846131 777878 :spiette!~spiette@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1432846166 945824 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :variable: Really? doesn't that defeat the purpose? < 1432846206 491078 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is that you can access it much fewer times, or inline the value, etc? < 1432846387 350690 :heroux!~heroux@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-zdyroeutawasvpkz JOIN :#esoteric < 1432846396 896203 :Herbalist!~oz@unaffiliated/herbalist JOIN :#esoteric < 1432846420 777268 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cc int f(const int *a, int *b) { *b = 42; return *a; } int main(void) { int x = 0; return f(&x, &x); } < 1432846426 650525 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1432846428 518112 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :like I thought that a caller of int foo(const char*s); is allowed to assume that the values pointed to by s won't change when calls to foo? < 1432846443 129959 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :const char *s != char const *s < 1432846450 777026 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes it does < 1432846459 113380 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren: Jafet: I was thinking of either const_cast < 1432846459 969208 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :or < 1432846470 888745 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cc int main(void) { return 42; } < 1432846471 408961 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://sprunge.us/QfWb < 1432846471 812985 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1432846500 912313 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :blah, that is evil < 1432846509 71563 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cc int f(const int *a, int *b) { *b = 42; return *a; } int main(void) { int x = 0; return printf("%d", f(&x, &x)); } < 1432846510 101183 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/tmp/a.c: In function ‘main’: \ /tmp/a.c:1:88: warning: incompatible implicit declaration of built-in function ‘printf’ [enabled by default] \ 42 < 1432846512 10966 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't like mutable < 1432846520 355811 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren: its meant for two types of things < 1432846531 251414 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren: internal caching variables; or mutexes for singletons < 1432846540 874917 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't like it: it is evil: but it exists < 1432846545 30820 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. that makes some sence < 1432846546 580285 :pikhq!~pikhq@2001:470:c47a:1:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's only forbidden to: mutate through a const pointer, or mutate a const object. < 1432846580 642268 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cc int f(const restrict int *a, restrict int *b) { *b = 42; return *a; } int main(void) { int x = 0; return printf("%d", f(&x, &x)); } < 1432846581 408574 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/tmp/a.c:1:22: error: expected ‘;’, ‘,’ or ‘)’ before ‘int’ \ /tmp/a.c: In function ‘main’: \ /tmp/a.c:1:106: warning: incompatible implicit declaration of built-in function ‘printf’ [enabled by default] < 1432846614 57894 :pikhq!~pikhq@2001:470:c47a:1:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try "int printf();" < 1432846625 653726 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :or try using a local compiler :-p < 1432846650 677130 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cc int f(const int *restrict a, int *restrict b) { *b = 42; return *a; } int main(void) { int x = 0; return printf("%d", f(&x, &x)); } < 1432846651 378837 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/tmp/a.c:1:27: error: expected ‘;’, ‘,’ or ‘)’ before ‘a’ \ /tmp/a.c: In function ‘main’: \ /tmp/a.c:1:106: warning: incompatible implicit declaration of built-in function ‘printf’ [enabled by default] < 1432846671 19889 :pikhq!~pikhq@2001:470:c47a:1:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hint, the compile bug is that you're not declaring printf. < 1432846683 942299 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/cc < 1432846684 575461 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ echo "$@" > /tmp/a.c && gcc /tmp/a.c -o /tmp/a.out && /tmp/a.out < 1432846687 603103 :pikhq!~pikhq@2001:470:c47a:1:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and it's in C90 mode for fucks sake < 1432846726 410285 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's rather restrictive. < 1432846727 234205 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1432846754 197797 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, am I right that in < 1432846770 109261 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :GNU89 mode is the mode I generally use. < 1432846782 785190 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Unless the program expects a different mode) < 1432846787 584440 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :GNU* C should die < 1432846809 289301 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :No it isn't; GNU89 is much better than C99. < 1432846829 459701 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :void foo(const char*s); int main(){char s[100]="hello"; foo(s); puts(s);} < 1432846852 422541 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1432846854 443278 :pikhq!~pikhq@2001:470:c47a:1:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is valid C90 but illegal C99. < 1432846861 372865 :pikhq!~pikhq@2001:470:c47a:1:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, no. < 1432846864 207845 :pikhq!~pikhq@2001:470:c47a:1:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is illegal C90. < 1432846874 546341 :pikhq!~pikhq@2001:470:c47a:1:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :(main did not return) < 1432846896 40573 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the above code, can teh compiler assume that the call to foo doesn't change s? < 1432846911 378083 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :You have zero-length arrays and other stuff too in GNU89, as well as all of the good C99 stuff, but omit some bad stuffs too < 1432846922 878654 :pikhq!~pikhq@2001:470:c47a:1:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :I believe so. "s" is a pointer to a const object. < 1432846949 291962 :pikhq!~pikhq@2001:470:c47a:1:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can cast away the const-ness, but the accesses still aren't permitted to mutate the object. < 1432846951 441408 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :BAH < 1432846956 944658 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, can the compiler assume the code is equivalent to < 1432846963 675416 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :void foo(const char*s); int main(){char s[100]="hello"; foo(s); puts("hello");} < 1432846967 14257 :pikhq!~pikhq@2001:470:c47a:1:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1432846969 728782 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: That makes sense to me < 1432846972 40920 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` {echo '​#!/bin/sh'; echo 'echo "$@" | sed 's/\\/\n/g' >/tmp/a.c && gcc -w -Wfatal-errors -std=c11 -O2 /tmp/a.c -o /tmp/a.out && /tmp/a.out'} >bin/cc && chmod +x bin/cc < 1432846972 216846 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1432846977 877566 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: {echo: command not found < 1432846979 220183 :pikhq!~pikhq@2001:470:c47a:1:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :foo could violate it but that would be UB. < 1432846991 638408 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1432847071 416505 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :see that's a bit of UB I agree with... const obejcts are const as far as caller is concerned. < 1432847089 241427 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I agree too it is sensible to me too < 1432847392 313558 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren: ++ < 1432847489 802379 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :We can treat objects as const, but can we treat const as an object? < 1432847495 871604 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: no < 1432847514 100297 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: function and variable are my aliases < 1432847517 413979 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :'object' is not < 1432847527 21757 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not nice to objectify people < 1432847535 928373 :const!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren: ++ < 1432847603 92244 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Enrique Iglesias - Finally Found You is SUCH a stalker's anthem < 1432847630 522648 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Either you're coming with me, or I'm coming with you" < 1432847852 473132 :llue!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu JOIN :#esoteric < 1432847989 786496 :heroux!~heroux@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-zdyroeutawasvpkz QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1432848064 795354 :lleu!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1432848098 95779 :heroux!~heroux@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-uttogrrejgrkxtsc JOIN :#esoteric < 1432848222 320697 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1432848883 577406 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1432849485 442849 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :How can you get vector-synthesis instrument files? < 1432849700 283411 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :get instrument files < 1432849703 666636 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and put them in a vector < 1432849706 533727 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1432849708 245875 :evalj!~jeval@5403C31A.catv.pool.telekom.hu QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1432849996 422192 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1432850554 234260 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Microscript14]]4 N10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=43081 5* 03SuperJedi224 5* (+155) 10Created page with "Has anyone found a (non-trivial) quine for this language yet? ~~~~" < 1432851002 342212 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Microscript14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43082&oldid=43080 5* 03SuperJedi224 5* (+0) 10Fixed another implementation error < 1432851364 664088 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :can I make a language without any quines? wait, thats trivial... < 1432851383 618471 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdellococ. SQL? < 1432851393 441439 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1432851410 607717 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellørjan. < 1432851522 360236 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boheily < 1432851609 354528 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hallo < 1432851690 446214 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hallo i luken < 1432851882 550325 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1432852013 977721 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can make quine in SQL too < 1432852180 308552 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Microscript14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43083&oldid=43082 5* 03SuperJedi224 5* (-3314) 10 < 1432852276 210311 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Microscript14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43084&oldid=43081 5* 03SuperJedi224 5* (+97) 10 < 1432852285 345179 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Microscript14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43085&oldid=43084 5* 03SuperJedi224 5* (+94) 10 < 1432852705 172461 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Microscript14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43086&oldid=43083 5* 03SuperJedi224 5* (+37) 10 < 1432852730 328685 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Microscript14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43087&oldid=43086 5* 03SuperJedi224 5* (+2) 10/* Quine (14 bytes) */ < 1432852905 96750 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Microscript14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43088&oldid=43087 5* 03SuperJedi224 5* (+28) 10 < 1432853201 480797 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :* int-e is trying to remember who the ops are. <-- i think it is possible to ask ChanServ hth < 1432853215 225362 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: tdnh hth < 1432853215 400990 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh shachaf said so < 1432853228 998667 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently it's unhelpful to mention it < 1432853243 800663 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1432853265 184220 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1432853268 601510 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh I have an idea < 1432853296 483316 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :infinite tape, can move left or right, and flip current bit by objecting. < 1432853441 185977 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :objecting? < 1432853446 151403 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :...objecting. < 1432853580 118556 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is 'objecting' < 1432853604 90466 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :nvm < 1432853621 231074 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i object to that < 1432853674 18487 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwwEpGAfftc < 1432853720 780909 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : numero_uno, are you that spanish guy who came in every now and then a year or two ago? <-- if you are referring to the venezuelans using canaima, that's not just one guy - we're inexplicably in some list of recommended channels, i think. < 1432853737 313775 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(for the canaima distribution) < 1432853743 605083 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow < 1432853766 984506 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't believe you actually found out the story behind that and i can't believe the actual story < 1432853767 864163 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait what < 1432853787 311293 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: well i haven't _totally_ confirmed it. < 1432853807 458187 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :HOLD IT! scoofy, you said you didnt know what objecting meant... and now you just objected??? < 1432853811 348318 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :although the last guy i managed to ask said he found in his client or something < 1432853825 644191 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION doesn't remember the exact words either < 1432853885 92434 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: how do you 'object' a bit < 1432853896 470332 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean... negate? < 1432854034 518952 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION subjects rdococ  < 1432854046 37938 :heroux!~heroux@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-uttogrrejgrkxtsc QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1432854081 352427 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-weywklxoghxihlus JOIN :#esoteric < 1432854093 77326 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1432854096 511061 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait... < 1432854104 359042 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat does it mean to "subject"? < 1432854234 500072 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :YOU MAY NEVER KNOW < 1432854247 628818 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION giggles maniackally < 1432854382 451689 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, stop subjecting rdococ to your torment < 1432854393 776691 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: beware today's oerjan. he's evil < 1432854475 654296 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :OBJECTION! I am not being tormented. < 1432854501 495217 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ has rTorment and rN+++. < 1432854513 360389 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1432854527 598208 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you have any proof of these claims? < 1432854534 440193 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1432854558 999923 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I require some claimprooves twh < 1432854918 457489 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION rdococs a verb < 1432855247 774528 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION objects to my nickname being used as a verb < 1432855258 709362 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait... if I change my nickname to Nick... < 1432855271 623662 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :no scrap that I'll change it to Miles... < 1432855313 795744 :oren!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP130-01-1242511869.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION orens ornery oranges < 1432855445 133187 :APic!apic@apic.name PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok. < 1432855453 224326 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quit subjecting the poor transitive verbs already. < 1432855462 791244 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION now uses it instead rdococ a preposition < 1432855464 452178 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think they enjoy. < 1432855575 557443 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION goes to sleep < 1432855577 69295 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Goodnight! < 1432855977 600915 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-0-195.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Night < 1432855993 48843 :APic!apic@apic.name PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good Night. < 1432856152 550960 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :night. < 1432856170 973631 :APic!apic@apic.name PRIVMSG #esoteric :Night. < 1432856178 246502 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :morning. < 1432856243 258834 :APic!apic@apic.name PRIVMSG #esoteric :Morning. < 1432856721 202042 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Evening, everyone. < 1432856767 116099 :rdococ!~rd606six@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Midnight rave!!! < 1432856767 328060 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there a term for a function f : 2^S -> 2^T (those being the power sets of sets S and T) which has the property that f(A union B) = f(A) intersect f(B)? < 1432856791 982191 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And F({}) = T, too. < 1432856811 364745 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I had to make up a word for such a function, it'd be "contravariant". < 1432856993 741612 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know if it is or not < 1432857357 548170 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you compose with complement you get something that's (finite) union-preserving < 1432857463 968628 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: I prefer ntravariant functions. < 1432857473 744646 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(also, tswellott.)