< 1386300867 642373 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :For a second i thought The Onion really made an effort for http://www.theonion.com/articles/slowwitted-conspiracy-theorist-convinced-governmen,34749/ but that seems to be a fan creation instead. < 1386301319 706938 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: yo dawg < 1386301320 21466 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​yo yo < 1386301476 572633 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION reads about MFlow
< 1386301506 467686 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Continuation-based web framework without the ugly URLs and need to store hard-to-serialize continuations? < 1386301539 619757 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"NOTE2: Since the SOH uses HTTPS, the browser reject the load of third party scripts, such is JQuery, so look at the notes of each example." < 1386301543 493012 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The ... fudge? < 1386301564 575595 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Suddenly I'm not sure this person is competent to write a web framework tutorial < 1386301714 695307 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://stackoverflow.com/questions/5269634/address-width-from-ram-depth fuck the world < 1386301793 952775 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :....that person is the creator of the web framework in question < 1386301799 701979 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to go sit down and cry somewhere. < 1386301855 198614 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't "stateful, RESTful web framework" kind of an oxymmoron < 1386301890 952940 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It puts state in its URIs fairly directly. < 1386301898 87229 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://mflowdemo.herokuapp.com/ < 1386301911 238008 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Click Database examples. Then click Database examples again. Then click Database examples again. < 1386302009 140825 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell Taneb also some parts of that could have needed subtitles hth < 1386302009 329509 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1386302248 300457 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@S010674440130be65.cg.shawcable.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1386303047 356852 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm growing more and more convinced that nobody actually uses verilog. there's no other explanation < 1386303242 823433 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1386303347 360093 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1386303425 302804 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1386303501 959127 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d JOIN :#esoteric < 1386304303 655264 :douglass_!~iridium@dr-wily.mit.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1386306671 886220 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages-nomad < 1386306672 114549 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1386306685 241868 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages-loam < 1386306685 431015 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan asked 3h 1m 48s ago: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS < 1386306685 431186 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan said 1h 17m 56s ago: also some parts of that could have needed subtitles hth < 1386306708 673139 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell oerjan all esolangers have too much time. It's an art, you need too much time. < 1386306708 861937 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1386306728 689004 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell oerjan I think I have precisely the wrong accent for transcribed captions or sanity < 1386306728 877897 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1386306771 569178 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages-lost < 1386306771 757783 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb said 1m 2s ago: all esolangers have too much time. It's an art, you need too much time. < 1386306771 757949 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb said 42s ago: I think I have precisely the wrong accent for transcribed captions or sanity < 1386306874 797692 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sanity is not necessary, just diction. < 1386306888 413515 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also INTERCAL does too have arrays hth < 1386307346 216148 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I knew I was going to make mistakes about INTERCAL < 1386307378 305726 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also I've been messing with Python again (help) < 1386307388 217870 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry you're doomed < 1386307392 912614 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: what do you need help with < 1386307407 328209 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia, my program has behaviour that I do not know the cause of < 1386307418 577051 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Possibly because my program is stupid and weird < 1386307438 91852 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: i was going to suggest that maybe it is the program author that is stupid and weird hth < 1386307457 275300 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia, the program author is definitely acting stupid and weird < 1386307470 607556 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whether he is actually stupid or weird, nobody knows < 1386307473 492395 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :and having unexpected behavior? < 1386307482 99395 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, I had just missed a break statement < 1386307492 122239 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1386307493 542192 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay < 1386307498 215418 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not so stupid and weird < 1386307503 150083 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages < 1386307503 339032 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :You don't have any messages < 1386307503 980403 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll give you a break (this time) < 1386307916 88147 :L8D!~seed@99-156-81-149.lightspeed.austtx.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1386308082 706183 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czjaNCR0SBA < 1386308086 229290 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MegaZeux < 1386308093 694691 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No idea what that video si about < 1386308254 989644 :nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1386309974 765938 :realzies!~pinky@unaffiliated/realazthat QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1386310208 99171 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1386310925 53619 :realzies!~pinky@unaffiliated/realazthat JOIN :#esoteric < 1386311232 267525 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1386312481 936124 :jconn!~va@1-130.ipswich.cc.colocall.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1386312879 178941 :tertu!~tertu@184-97-213-116.mpls.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1386313663 951772 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :why the hell is there such a thing as a lut1 and why are they in this schematic < 1386313804 755140 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess it's for routing. wack, man. < 1386313836 164065 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's kind of weird how there's like a billion levels of abstraction and things that don't exist in something that's nominally 'close to metal'. < 1386314390 797186 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1386314852 471821 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d JOIN :#esoteric < 1386314976 444661 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT :Quit: Bye < 1386315229 197122 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you think that's air you're breathing now? < 1386315256 294340 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like air < 1386315268 474787 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it's so easy? < 1386315308 442247 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :no because breathing it is fun + healthy < 1386315321 882079 :impomatic!~digital_w@87.114.102.71 QUIT :Quit: impomatic < 1386315328 954517 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :health tips from shachaf < 1386315372 172375 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what was that story (heinlein?) where the person was complaining about air not being free < 1386315386 320180 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently it was in The Cat Who Walks Through Walls < 1386315400 404925 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :says http://bastiatscorner.blogspot.com/p/heinlein-quotes.html < 1386315568 411349 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: what else is fun + healthy to breathe though < 1386315578 876003 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :drugz hour with kmc < 1386315667 783065 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't it weird how when you're writing prose, the first 20 words take as long as the next 1,000 < 1386315670 882380 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's how it is for me anyway < 1386315704 993647 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also it's hard to write anything without becoming demoralized by how terrible it is < 1386315721 97370 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes :'( < 1386315813 763962 :douglass_!~iridium@dr-wily.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :write drunk, edit sober < 1386315836 300557 :douglass_!~iridium@dr-wily.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :though actually I find that staying up for 26-30 hours is best for the writing of prose < 1386315861 714405 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what are you writing < 1386315892 134761 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :technical blog post < 1386315903 155534 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so drunkenness may be unhelpful < 1386315918 916857 :douglass_!~iridium@dr-wily.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, my advice is for humanities papers, not things that have to make sense < 1386315928 731028 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :your standards for the humanities are low < 1386315937 52187 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :because you went to a tech school < 1386315948 393645 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Today in bad Hackage libraries, meet wai-middleware-headers < 1386315949 362342 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Adds cors support to WAI" = Just shove Allow-Access-Control-Origin: * in front of each response < 1386315950 822864 :douglass_!~iridium@dr-wily.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :my high school had decent standards < 1386315955 650443 :douglass_!~iridium@dr-wily.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :much higher than tech < 1386315961 11409 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/seanhess/wai-middleware-headers/blob/master/Network/Wai/Middleware/Headers.hs < 1386315963 401389 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i read that as "wet-middleware-headers" < 1386315982 338916 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :are tech schools good should i go to one < 1386315992 476897 :douglass_!~iridium@dr-wily.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i wrote the hs papers on sleep dep too < 1386315996 233433 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there a comprehensive list of HTTP headers, and which ones would be good names for bands < 1386316010 36904 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: is there anything which would not be a good name for a band < 1386316037 855851 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :at last year's MIT Mystery Hunt there was a team whose name was the complete text of _Atlas Shrugged_ < 1386316075 316878 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1386316075 698860 :douglass_!~iridium@dr-wily.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ask your doctor if tech schools(TM) are right for you < 1386316095 866169 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it turns out that Google Docs does not have a size limit on the text in a cell) < 1386316117 955278 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :™ < 1386316137 968779 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: as my attorney what do you advise < 1386316145 216697 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh < 1386316148 10401 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d JOIN :#esoteric < 1386316152 419686 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wb pikhq < 1386316223 357519 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mehcallister < 1386316329 138670 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.nasaspaceflight.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Z111.jpg < 1386316362 801701 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :apathy is good but what should i care about < 1386316372 286298 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :instead of not caring < 1386316518 588887 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com TOPIC #esoteric :NOTHING IS BEYOND OUR REACH | Although maybe if something else strange is done, it might not? | https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ < 1386317010 746691 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run unicode 'OCTOPUS' 'EARTH GLOBE AMERICAS' < 1386317015 88710 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown character. < 1386317043 848331 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :combining octopus above < 1386317048 635769 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote OCTOPUS < 1386317050 443370 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :185) Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) \ 214) ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could m < 1386317189 147880 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Miracle Techno from Planet X < 1386317193 982244 :realzies!~pinky@unaffiliated/realazthat QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1386317368 63155 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1386317458 917405 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@S010674440130be65.cg.shawcable.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1386317758 815402 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION eyes kmc
< 1386317764 824491 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6a4EFa7wK8 < 1386317912 816862 :realzies!~pinky@unaffiliated/realazthat JOIN :#esoteric < 1386318182 862656 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1386318421 707074 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1386318463 505859 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: do you like an octopus < 1386318612 778952 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"He knew how to outmaneuver them, to outflank them, and to outthink them. He knew full well, many years ago, what today's octopus wrestlers are just beginning to learn—that it is impossible for a man with two arms to apply a full nelson on an octopus; he knew full well the futility of trying for a crotch hold on an opponent with eight crotches." < 1386318640 798429 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :those are all good things to know < 1386318642 362762 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d JOIN :#esoteric < 1386318895 457153 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1386318897 815628 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1386318898 975392 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1386319044 664042 :elliott_!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott JOIN :#esoteric < 1386319506 131877 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"To skip these instructions, press 4. To hear the list of questions, press 1. Press 7 to press 3. To press 1, press 8. To press 6, press 2. Press 5 to press 7. To hear the answers, press 6. Press 0 to press [star]. To hear the instructions backwards, press 9. Press [star] to press 0. Press 3 if you really want to." < 1386319591 678793 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: is it transitive? < 1386319608 852655 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i.e. if i press 0, will it cause an endless loop? < 1386319624 864368 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't remember. < 1386319820 824615 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess raising an issue on the project "This entire concept is idiotic and bad" would be a bit rude < 1386320028 324263 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :submit a pull request which removes all every file < 1386320253 208521 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386320265 846884 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I might submit a pull request adding stuff to the README < 1386320288 884030 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can see a use-case, I think it would be useful for dropbox (they're doing equivalent I believe) < 1386320305 38057 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But "adds cors support"... doesn't cut it < 1386320309 293447 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was going to write a compliant Underload interpreter, wasn't I? < 1386321705 773832 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm so are computers / languages with limited memory typically equivalent to a finite state machine or to a linear bounded automaton? < 1386321745 830428 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wikipedia says the latter but I think a LBA has a bound which grows with the length of the input string < 1386321774 627084 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think if the program is inputted on a tape maybe they are linear bounded? < 1386321788 229065 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :But if the program is internally stored then finite state < 1386321804 436891 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1386321834 460639 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know why you are trusting me on this, though < 1386321933 445678 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :trust no one < 1386321962 498375 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the truth is out there < 1386321968 361541 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want to believe < 1386321978 38374 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want a hug < 1386321982 428571 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hugs shachaf
< 1386322015 401121 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you two see my esolangs talk? < 1386322024 387881 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not yet but i will watch it < 1386322034 173649 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't know esolangs could talk at all. < 1386322036 369205 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it's not that great) < 1386322048 929253 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, here's a video of them in the act! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7FGKQu70TU < 1386322076 668127 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i heard that the video is not that great < 1386322093 128605 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :also my internet connection is bad < 1386322093 448532 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it was recorded on one of my friend's laptop < 1386322107 890013 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also I was kind of nervous < 1386322121 316101 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have the feeling my pronunciation of "esoteric" is nonstandard < 1386322126 948773 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i like it too much to check < 1386322141 662640 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, it's more likely mine is, I pronounce a fair few words incorrectly < 1386322170 967701 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, audience participation < 1386322177 763863 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm i don't know what a programming language is < 1386322211 557861 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, my pronunciation was wrong throughout < 1386322235 947797 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok i can't watch this, everything is too slow < 1386322250 826030 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo come to california and talk about esolangs here < 1386322254 315767 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :would attent < 1386322255 54626 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :d < 1386322293 126886 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would if you played for the flight and the hotel < 1386322300 379173 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1386322313 515362 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do i have to play < 1386322328 2528 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The... most dangerous game < 1386322340 994717 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=1488 < 1386322386 178274 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good talk, but it didn't mention Feather < 1386322390 720416 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :deal < 1386322625 856920 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1386323216 824507 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1386323467 537979 :heroux!~heroux@50708181.static.ziggozakelijk.nl QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1386323478 2074 :heroux!~heroux@50708181.static.ziggozakelijk.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1386323530 62675 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION concludes his writing for the evening by inserting "FIXME: this is bullshit"
< 1386323607 238228 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :TODO: hugz < 1386323901 159748 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1386323980 495399 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1386324376 195865 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1386324879 31161 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: file that in the hug tracker < 1386324920 741696 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :the nsa is tracking our hugs < 1386324941 667698 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo it's time for untrackable, anonymous hugs < 1386324982 709630 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you know any good zero-knowledge hugs < 1386325017 760090 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1386325053 331338 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :RSA blind hugs < 1386325056 887805 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shamir hug sharing < 1386325260 431178 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc gives good hugz < 1386325269 23088 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1386325280 309066 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's some sort of established social norm for how long a hug should be that i wasn't really aware of < 1386325311 14329 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think there are many such norms and it's complicated < 1386325312 435623 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but kmc goes a little longer than that. it's like a different level of hug < 1386325319 522470 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :aww < 1386325321 437854 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hug++ < 1386325333 748736 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1386325349 428065 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like that diner we went to that advertises that you always get a little extra milk shake in the can < 1386325351 838649 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1386325354 677527 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :remember that place < 1386325368 507188 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1386325372 389919 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is a common property of diners < 1386325378 457004 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i don't think they make a big deal about it usually < 1386325393 290289 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok kmc is like a diner that doesn't make a big deal about it < 1386325398 442311 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not a diner expert < 1386325414 543311 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :dexpert < 1386325448 909616 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway perhaps it's only that i'm bad at telling which of the many complicated social norms apply < 1386325455 380728 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :could be < 1386325462 270078 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or that i'm bad at following the prevailing norms < 1386325464 957975 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just like hugs < 1386325474 830119 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1386325499 438810 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :they are so easy < 1386325503 690046 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :and also good < 1386325504 436240 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-30-208.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1386325516 70698 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1386325518 210636 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you know that "macaron" and "macaroon" refer to two completely different cookie-type things < 1386325526 227005 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i knew but forgot < 1386325538 848918 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1386325541 995655 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-30-208.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1386325542 184308 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1386325548 358917 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not to be confused with Macaroon, Macron, McCarron, or Macaroni. < 1386325683 227093 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i had some today and they were good < 1386325687 974399 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but too sweet < 1386325695 127928 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but maybe not too sweet it's hard to say < 1386325702 946809 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which one < 1386325708 164560 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hugs? < 1386325716 915636 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo how can hugs be too sweet < 1386325722 716706 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i meant macarons < 1386325802 51597 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am v. tired < 1386325992 127227 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :also it's independence day < 1386326001 323119 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :whose < 1386326001 574162 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time ion < 1386326001 838491 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for ion is Fri, 06 Dec 2013 12:33:21 +0200 < 1386326009 609535 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :.fi < 1386326013 97742 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1386326018 357784 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :happy finland to us all < 1386326039 586399 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :independence from... sweden? no, russia < 1386326077 930509 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :russia started having a revolution and a civil war and finland was like "see ya" < 1386326096 266475 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION visits google.fi
< 1386326315 152916 :impomatic!~digital_w@87.114.102.71 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386326536 261818 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1386326697 266132 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :@check \(x, y) -> (x>1) ==> (x**y > (y::Double)) < 1386326698 815395 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : +++ OK, passed 100 tests. < 1386326704 596715 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :@check \(x, y) -> (x>1) ==> (x**y > (y::Double)) < 1386326705 941402 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : +++ OK, passed 100 tests. < 1386326738 293096 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :@check \(x, y) -> (x>1) ==> (x**y > (y::Double)) < 1386326739 557949 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : *** Failed! Falsifiable (after 4 tests and 1 shrink): < 1386326739 746659 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : (1.1686502123077922... < 1386326774 393818 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm
[3~h < 1386326800 315472 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386327218 347140 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: do you have a link to a copy of "Liking What You See" < 1386327260 59485 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.ibooksonline.com/88/Text/liking.html i guess but it's poorly formatted < 1386327269 878254 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think maybe technically it isn't supposed to be online so sometimes copies disappear < 1386327281 182251 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's -- yes, that one, but the formatting is bad < 1386327291 363051 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :and also it pops up a "like us on facebook" popup after a few seconds < 1386327317 775854 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i do have a pdf of the whole book < 1386327585 36723 :jconn!~va@1-130.ipswich.cc.colocall.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1386328382 232891 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's like past 1pm and I just woke up. < 1386328383 733032 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`thanks independence day < 1386328385 341523 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks, independence day. Thindependence day. < 1386328440 435664 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, did you see my esotalk? < 1386328445 746627 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :how does one traditionally celebrate finnish independence day < 1386328494 316683 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: I did not see it. < 1386328514 836085 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7FGKQu70TU < 1386328540 155312 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: sleeping until like past 1pm < 1386328550 933187 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :which i guess is finnish for 13 < 1386328561 332575 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: My wife's family has a tradition of baking christmas gingerbread cookies, but I don't think that's standard. < 1386328583 42753 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Canceled this year due to a cold.) < 1386328634 972204 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also we're going to have that Pallini event I was talking about but that's not standard either. < 1386328653 461985 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :any kind of food / booze / explosions < 1386328674 635786 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i ate gingerbread macarons < 1386328697 962110 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the thing most people do is to watch the Official Party (where all the Important People are invited) on TV. < 1386328710 966932 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh < 1386328720 996257 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :not all the important people < 1386328724 90076 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :p. sure i wasn't invited < 1386328757 30957 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was invited but couldn't make it due to presenting an esotalk < 1386328772 111492 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_(Finland)#State_festivities < 1386328774 257789 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: is that the trifecta < 1386328784 704086 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is "beer, burritos, bong hits" another instance of it < 1386328801 661455 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, right, also Tuntematon sotilas. < 1386328829 169650 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :liberté = explosions, égalité = food, fraternité = booze? < 1386328890 240199 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess liberté has to be bong hits as well then unless we're willing for things to get confusing < 1386328945 129612 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think we only have the booze component here, but we do that for every possible excuse. < 1386328972 265724 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where "we" refers to Finland in general, this time. < 1386328988 549543 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :if i lived in finland would i booze < 1386329167 439032 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1386329200 746798 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not required, it's only strongly encouraged. < 1386329210 764260 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :
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< 1386329218 99406 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :& dreams of finnish vodka < 1386329332 23362 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo move your independence day to july, then you can do grilling / swimming / drinking of beers in the outdoors / etc < 1386329340 292332 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pbflist < 1386329341 846661 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :pbflist: shachaf Sgeo quintopia ion < 1386329345 980855 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wise move by the signers of the Declaration of Independence < 1386329372 351117 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: already pbflisted < 1386329383 879712 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe you should be on the list < 1386329410 260567 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would i want to be on the list < 1386329431 33869 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you're not on the list why are you hilighting us < 1386329540 731306 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should pbflist *do* something? < 1386329804 156898 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.176.176.123 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386329943 866533 :lexande!arapp@terpsichore.ugcs.caltech.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: they have a midsummer holiday < 1386329955 329373 :lexande!arapp@terpsichore.ugcs.caltech.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :wikipedia says "Rituals include bonfires, cookouts, a sauna and spending time together. Heavy drinking is also associated with the Finnish midsummer." < 1386329963 363361 :lexande!arapp@terpsichore.ugcs.caltech.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so basically it sounds like they've got that covered < 1386329998 462101 :lexande!arapp@terpsichore.ugcs.caltech.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :(also since when does US independence day involve swimming?) < 1386330087 349677 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Has anyone followed your #esoteric whiteboardlink? < 1386330465 785877 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/heman.jpg < 1386330515 144994 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, of the six people in the audience, a couple have already been to #esoteric and I don't think any of the others are here now < 1386330785 444812 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, what did you think of the talk? < 1386330816 440266 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion, doesn't everybody look like that < 1386331673 262546 :efgdgre!~wanghaido@113.97.55.242 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386332085 142819 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1386332124 285365 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d JOIN :#esoteric < 1386332171 250195 :efgdgre!~wanghaido@113.97.55.242 PART :#esoteric < 1386333194 756456 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1386333271 555460 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nowadays if you write #esoteric some people probably will go on twitter . < 1386333289 850101 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman_, I did write #esoteric@irc.freenode.net < 1386333306 478939 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :All the people there in person were familiar with IRC < 1386333386 76973 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: What was the audience btw? < 1386333456 393118 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :And you sound british < 1386333460 382506 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that correct? < 1386333464 636777 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am british, yes < 1386333481 928211 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was some people from my uni's computer enthusiasts' society < 1386333551 859925 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb did a talk? < 1386333754 633735 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1386333763 678338 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like your pronunciation of Urban Mueler < 1386333782 100770 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Urban Mauler. < 1386333809 698380 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :urban muueueeuler < 1386333877 813694 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: So far I've only watched the first ten minutes, but, well, actually, I don't really have any comments. Except that you looked kind of more normal than I was expecting from my conception of the Abstract Taneb, but that's not really a comment about the talk itself. < 1386333939 578728 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman_, how horrendous was it? < 1386333946 741717 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nice choice of related videosin the sidebar, though. ("Brother Panic: Programming Chakras in The Dream World", "PHP Programming Language For Newbies - 11 - PHP Functions", ...) < 1386333959 755264 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7FGKQu70TU < 1386333968 128525 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@141.70.114.6 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386333996 84088 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if the surname Miller comes fro Mueller... < 1386334008 909832 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: It does < 1386334010 80036 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb, good job on pronouncing esoteric the right way < 1386334035 281077 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the kind of profession that has something todo with windmills and corn stuff < 1386334044 282984 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1386334046 879300 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, I can't actually tell if that was sarcastic or sincere < 1386334050 794733 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :That makes sense < 1386334068 175091 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Miller = Mueller, Smith = Schmied and so on < 1386334077 498351 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb, elliott_ insists the right way to say it is with a short 'eh' at the start, i think this is stupid & wrong < 1386334105 206730 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: If I wouldn't have already known the name I would have misunderstood it < 1386334123 692482 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, Wiktionary says short e, as does my knowledge of ancient greek < 1386334133 616644 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :However I must agree that short 'eh' sounds stupid < 1386334158 504326 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although with my pronunciation of finite that may make me somewhat hypocritical < 1386334165 992573 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: but that's ok. Pronouncing foreign names is hard < 1386334169 38472 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :("Mylläri" in Finnish.) < 1386334188 889982 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, that looks worryingly Indo-European < 1386334191 542553 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Though not a common surname here, I think.) < 1386334207 247817 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :same way you talk about ksylophones, then? < 1386334245 307924 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1386334265 106610 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1386334273 250756 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d JOIN :#esoteric < 1386334339 905219 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, at least xylophone is consistent with most of the other words beginning with hang on I'm complaining about English being inconsistent I'll stop < 1386334366 447232 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Probably Sweden's fault again; it usually is. (It's "mjölnare" there, I believe.) < 1386334374 579179 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's exactly my point, we pronounce initial x as z, in greek it was just ks < 1386334403 557038 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, I was going into a rant about how the common pronunciation of finite is awful < 1386334449 943511 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: pronunciation of finite/infinite in English is crazy < 1386334493 269431 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually how did I pronounce Mueller < 1386334521 992094 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :sign/signal, finite/infinite, cycle/bicycle, number/{all adjectives starting wtih nume} < 1386334522 720073 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Also "xylophone" is spelled "ksylofoni" in Finnish.) < 1386334552 178250 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :singer/singe < 1386334561 835682 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :/finger < 1386334794 925569 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :numerous, numeric, numerical, numeral, numeracy, numerator, numerology, numerate, Numenor, < 1386334802 548306 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's so many words starting with nume- < 1386334957 65304 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's Númenor, it starts with núme-. < 1386335006 374229 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1386335012 747555 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386335126 287322 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Like mule with an r at the end :) < 1386335133 689236 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net QUIT :Client Quit < 1386335134 768006 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1386335139 118264 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :and Urban like the english word urban < 1386335152 63125 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman_, I was going by the yoghurt company < 1386335163 455040 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And misremembering that anyway < 1386335385 165698 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1386335511 28334 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1386335513 679819 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386335738 999037 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1386335850 366055 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d JOIN :#esoteric < 1386335940 846998 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good what-the-fungot-is-eisc morning! < 1386335941 74492 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i'd rather have a fold up keyboard." says the official documentation < 1386335968 833640 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1386335986 639201 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Curious thing to put in the official documentation. < 1386336005 537260 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :good morning morning ruddy < 1386336006 46649 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know. What do you think, fungot? < 1386336433 749973 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1386337053 748700 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://heh.fi/tmp/dream.png < 1386337104 375399 :Sorella!~quildreen@201.80.214.167 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386337139 574006 :Sorella!~quildreen@201.80.214.167 QUIT :Changing host < 1386337139 762800 :Sorella!~quildreen@oftn/member/Sorella JOIN :#esoteric < 1386337464 220619 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1386337471 207763 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d JOIN :#esoteric < 1386337636 268142 :nortti!nortti@nano.smar.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/landondyer/kasm/blob/master/LICENSE < 1386338056 155450 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick JOIN :#esoteric < 1386338675 765896 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion, brilliant < 1386338697 108572 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Are you referring to the esowiki article "EISC"? < 1386338711 164383 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i thought it was merely 'funny' before i realised the picture was of mandela) < 1386338725 510098 :L8D!~seed@99-156-81-149.lightspeed.austtx.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1386338744 181436 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman_: I am. < 1386338788 88544 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I uploaded it to imgur. http://imgur.com/gallery/Zp71DUL < 1386338792 122191 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nortti: as a professional working in the IT field, I agree. < 1386338907 859891 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.176.176.123 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: i'm watching < 1386338977 778438 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.176.176.123 PRIVMSG #esoteric :while we're complaining about Taneb's pronunciation of things istr quine is pronounced queen? but maybe i'm wrong < 1386339019 53491 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.176.176.123 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. i am < 1386339041 372717 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.176.176.123 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(where the heck did i pick that up) < 1386339072 313841 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Show must go on < 1386339234 300167 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: It's an Esoteric Instruction Set Computer < 1386339237 995982 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like CISC, RISC < 1386339244 623133 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's only logical that there has to be an EISC. < 1386339474 749624 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone clearly hates RMS < 1386339672 718423 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd want a license that when used commercially requires you to donate 1% of earnings with said product to some non-profit organisation not related to the own company < 1386339750 858018 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1386341716 839027 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1386342863 252691 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~yi < 1386342863 479090 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your divination: "Infiltrating" to "Limping" < 1386342882 511012 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm. how can I apply that to ACL in CSV for an ERP? < 1386342896 141548 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :erotic roleplay? < 1386342902 785238 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish. < 1386342945 981157 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :stuck with undocumented permission lists for models in an Enterprise Resource Planning Platform (namely, OpenERP). < 1386343116 20700 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1386343190 637037 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1386343295 707761 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell oerjan why are you øing the entries? < 1386343295 936544 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1386343324 438192 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386343585 955419 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1386343888 323881 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@141.70.114.6 QUIT :Quit: MindlessDrone < 1386343893 93543 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :{string(m)[]{"\"",",","\\","{string(m)[]{","};for(int(k):m[5])cout<\nusing namespace std;\nint main(void) {\ncout << "Hello, world!" << endl;\nreturn 0;\n}' >bin/a.cpp; g++ a.cpp -o bin/a; bin/a < 1386344095 209236 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :g++: a.cpp: No such file or directory \ g++: no input files \ bash: bin/a: No such file or directory < 1386344099 942379 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo -e '#include \nusing namespace std;\nint main(void) {\ncout << "Hello, world!" << endl;\nreturn 0;\n}' >bin/a.cpp; g++ bin/a.cpp -o bin/a; bin/a < 1386344109 925172 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, world! < 1386344124 805316 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run rm bin/a{,.cpp} < 1386344128 610422 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1386344137 790693 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: I think we do. < 1386344193 989927 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have any of you seen the King James Programming tumblr/ < 1386344223 560106 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: I saw. < 1386344230 692106 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know the guy who runs it < 1386344252 223453 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What did you think of it? < 1386344274 382917 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I lauged, I smiled, I need to spam my cow orkers with it :D < 1386344309 604776 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: nah, then I'd have to port this line to not use the geordi prelude and it would be too long < 1386344326 538555 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run pwd < 1386344328 41105 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv < 1386344353 315879 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :not only because of not using the geordi prelude, but because of all that echo '\n and gcc stuff I have to add < 1386344395 626447 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: we could probably add a command to HackEgo to remove the need to call echo & g++ directly < 1386344572 225657 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo -e '#!/bin/bash\ncat >/tmp/in.cpp <<<"$@"; g++ -o /tmp/a.out /tmp/in.cpp; /tmp/a.out' >bin/runcpp < 1386344575 927691 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1386344579 99191 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :something like that? < 1386344585 5493 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: or just ask Eelis or someone running a geordi to join it here < 1386344655 195000 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :see http://eel.is/geordi/ < 1386344749 442878 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`runcpp #include \nusing namespace std;\nint main(void) { cout << "Hello, world!" << endl; return 0; } < 1386344750 649591 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /hackenv/bin/runcpp: Permission denied \ /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: /hackenv/bin/runcpp: cannot execute: Permission denied < 1386344760 120372 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run chmod +x bin/runcpp < 1386344763 248613 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1386344764 648336 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`runcpp #include \nusing namespace std;\nint main(void) { cout << "Hello, world!" << endl; return 0; } < 1386344768 532594 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/tmp/in.cpp:1:20: warning: extra tokens at end of #include directive \ /usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-linux-gnu/4.4.5/../../../../lib/crt1.o: In function `_start': \ (.text+0x20): undefined reference to `main' \ collect2: ld returned 1 exit status \ /hackenv/bin/runcpp: line 2: /tmp/a.out: No such file or directory < 1386344790 658797 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: maybe it's not processing \n as a new line? < 1386344809 392760 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :-e should process \n < 1386344816 588007 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo -e I mean < 1386344831 180042 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh < 1386344834 348280 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :You meant in the source code < 1386344839 118118 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah :) The $@ bit < 1386344887 722686 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo -e '#!/bin/bash\nsed 's/\\n/\n/g' >/tmp/in.cpp <<<"$@"; g++ -o /tmp/a.out /tmp/in.cpp; /tmp/a.out' >bin/runcpp && chmod a+x bin/runcpp < 1386344891 255814 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1386344897 746828 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: try again < 1386344901 296276 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`runcpp #include \nusing namespace std;\nint main(void) { cout << "Hello, world!" << endl; return 0; } < 1386344904 3281 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed: -e expression #1, char 2: unterminated `s' command \ /hackenv/bin/runcpp: line 3: /n/g: No such file or directory \ /usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-linux-gnu/4.4.5/../../../../lib/crt1.o: In function `_start': \ (.text+0x20): undefined reference to `main' \ collect2: ld returned 1 exit status \ /hackenv/bin/runcpp: line 3: /tmp/a.out: No such file or dire < 1386344910 599118 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :baah. < 1386344936 678419 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, bah < 1386344968 694616 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo -e '#!/bin/bash\nsed s:\\\\n:\\n:g >/tmp/in.cpp <<<"$@"; g++ -o /tmp/a.out /tmp/in.cpp; /tmp/a.out' >bin/runcpp && chmod a+x bin/runcpp < 1386344972 218738 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1386344975 212572 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Escaping is hard. < 1386344979 761441 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, it is. < 1386344981 430034 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`runcpp #include \nusing namespace std;\nint main(void) { cout << "Hello, world!" << endl; return 0; } < 1386344985 102093 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/tmp/in.cpp:1:20: warning: extra tokens at end of #include directive \ /usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-linux-gnu/4.4.5/../../../../lib/crt1.o: In function `_start': \ (.text+0x20): undefined reference to `main' \ collect2: ld returned 1 exit status \ /hackenv/bin/runcpp: line 2: /tmp/a.out: No such file or directory < 1386344989 743428 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I give up. < 1386344992 165302 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: heh < 1386345050 95774 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1386345059 857611 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll give it a shot later I suppose < 1386345106 550264 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages-løud < 1386345106 741655 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily said 30m 10s ago: why are you øing the entries? < 1386345119 918063 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i have no idea what you are talking about? < 1386345138 431111 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: steal the geordi prelude too < 1386345164 399018 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: what's it do? < 1386345195 349552 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: includes lots of headers by default, plus defines a few utility macros and stuff that come useful in an evalbot < 1386345205 416713 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/Eelis/geordi/blob/master/prelude/prelude.hpp < 1386345241 566542 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: you are adding «ø» to entries. < 1386345243 89294 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://eel.is/geordi/ does tell some things about it < 1386345275 440342 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I think it would be easier to ask Eelis to join his bot here < 1386345394 78144 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, I wonder if we can't just have HackEgo ask geordi < 1386345398 704842 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and echo its response < 1386345416 480246 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you want to chain multiple bots together? < 1386345418 988750 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not that that's any easier. Just out of curiousity. < 1386345432 509184 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i cannot on the spot see a single example on the HackEgo repository front page < 1386345465 48429 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: am I confusing you with someone else? < 1386345489 804493 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :MEANWHILE IN... er, reddit: http://np.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1s6wce/nelson_mandela_has_passed_away/cduxlj5 < 1386345514 543711 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: oh, yes I am. my mind once again failed to distinguish you from olsner. < 1386345540 907627 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ic < 1386345557 563985 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, well, at least the poster had the grace to stand corrected < 1386345578 280536 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1386345598 740731 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run /bin/ls wisdom | grep '[[:upper:]]' < 1386345600 417921 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :EVERYONE \ Ø \ wisisis "This isn't an actual wisdom, just a tribute." < 1386345610 118516 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm wisdom/EVERYONE < 1386345613 828978 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1386345622 731667 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat wisdom/Ø < 1386345624 68956 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Ø escaped due to a sensitive case bug < 1386345626 692835 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: I did that (chaining bots) once < 1386345633 318197 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think the others are intentional. < 1386345671 322039 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :specifically, at one point I hooked jevalbot so the J interpreter can call a foreign function that made my bot ask buubot in private message and return the result to the J script < 1386345700 376154 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :it can no longer do that now < 1386345703 652832 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cat wisdom/wisis* < 1386345705 111817 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1386345711 261521 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls wisdom < 1386345712 627393 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :As the wisdom directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf instead. < 1386345724 775272 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1386345728 690334 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: it's simple, olsner is swedish with a nick that looks danish, while i am norwegian with a nick that looks swedish hth < 1386345744 357372 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls wisdom | tr a-z n-za-m < 1386345745 977439 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Af gur jvfqbz qverpgbel pbagnvaf znal svyrf anzrq nsgre avpxf, yvfgvat vg va choyvp naablf crbcyr. Tel uggcf://qy.qebcobkhfrepbagrag.pbz/h/2023808/jvfqbz.cqs vafgrnq. < 1386345755 646794 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hides under his desk. «je suis sain d'esprit. je suis sain d'esprit. je suis sain d'esprit.»
< 1386345764 937533 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo wisdom/* | tr a-z n-za-m < 1386345766 306930 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :jvfqbz/` jvfqbz/`? jvfqbz/ jvfqbz/_̰̆̓_�̦̻̖͍̟̖̅ͭͭͬ͡_͉̭ͧ͒̐_͂͋͒ͧ͋�̯͙̬̬̦̯̋_̴̝̔̉̅ͨ͞ jvfqbz/? jvfqbz/?? jvfqbz/@ jvfqbz/\ jvfqbz/☃ jvfqbz/⌨ jvfqbz/⊥ jvfqbz/🐐 jvfqbz/̸̸̼͚͇̮͕̳̞̤̜̯̪̪̱̣̠̺̹͍̩̝͚͕͓͚̙͓̪̮̟̜̣͙̪̂ͭ̎̏̔ͦ͒ͪ͌̾ͦͨ̚̚͢͢͠ͅ҉̴̢_̿̊ͣ̉ͣͪ͒̓̐͊̏ͫ̚̚� < 1386345769 679539 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :AAAAARGH! < 1386345781 586627 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION mapoles b_jonas
< 1386345784 779184 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1386345797 827396 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintophi! < 1386345831 421013 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just woke up < 1386345846 712743 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :11am is a nice time to wake up. < 1386345862 13842 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes sir < 1386345870 287465 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently the olsner family comes from: germany, preussen, and luchtenbugel. source: http://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=olsner < 1386345870 481441 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is the weekend < 1386345870 679250 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@141.79.10.191 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386346016 753962 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi drone < 1386346173 137726 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i also just woke up hth < 1386346195 760189 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@localtime oerjan < 1386346195 968638 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for oerjan is Fri Dec 6 17:09:55 2013 < 1386346204 43430 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: is it the freakin' weekend baby? < 1386346209 950067 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1386346218 278309 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's see if we can get rid of boily's sanity already. < 1386346236 614694 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: well that too. < 1386346292 945234 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION senses a disturbance in the Sanity...
< 1386346431 339484 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's the time of accelerated mass... < 1386346463 301168 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1386346467 614923 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's the time of change in momentum... < 1386346551 41593 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's working across the distance... < 1386346600 619495 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION fiercely wields his mapole.
< 1386346770 707888 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: resistance is fu^Wpotential divided by current < 1386346946 442226 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :today is independence day? finland has gone mad? halp < 1386347048 264297 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's that time of the year again when they eat mämmi and shoot down aliens < 1386347070 855337 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1386347110 492112 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah but they are calmed down now apparently < 1386347245 804731 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: the lack of evidence is because obama covered it up duh < 1386347484 649958 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/unicode < 1386347486 176356 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/usr/bin/env python \ # -*- encoding: utf-8 -*- \ import sys \ import unicodedata \ try: \ print u''.join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode('utf-8') \ except KeyError: \ print u'Unknown character.' < 1386347556 153663 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run unicode 'LATIN SMALL LETTER H' 'LATIN SMALL LETTER M' < 1386347557 863779 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1386347593 95143 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unidecode 粿條 < 1386347594 981736 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[U+7CBF CJK UNIFIED IDEOGRAPH-7CBF] [U+689D CJK UNIFIED IDEOGRAPH-689D] < 1386347618 7192 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh. not even nciku can define 粿. < 1386347713 173435 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :google translate says "Cake" hth < 1386347921 131102 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :“cooked rice for making cake”. not quite not quite related to what 粿條 means (kuy teav, or hủ tiếu), which is a kind of soup. < 1386348040 5244 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Char_kway_teow#Etymology < 1386348077 883025 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. t. tdh. < 1386348091 624468 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yw. < 1386348325 466141 :L8D!~seed@99-156-81-149.lightspeed.austtx.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1386348449 765752 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`xyzzy < 1386348451 1961 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: xyzzy: not found < 1386348482 457917 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? xyzzy < 1386348484 311979 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing happens. < 1386348677 550694 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo 'A hollow voice says "Plugh"' >wisdom/plugh < 1386348681 244056 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1386348818 914829 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1386348833 898633 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1386348854 865960 :realzies!~pinky@unaffiliated/realazthat QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1386348871 443237 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: are you magic? < 1386348872 220465 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​are you? are < 1386348881 621439 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am magic. I am also sane. < 1386348892 55654 :realzies!~pinky@unaffiliated/realazthat JOIN :#esoteric < 1386348898 220515 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :What instructions/features should a CPU have to support certain more or less often used algorithms? < 1386348913 770473 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like reversing bits for fast fourier transforms < 1386348936 483339 :Slereah_!~jackal@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Depends on what you want it to do I guess? < 1386348961 678546 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah... but you know... < 1386348979 283072 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: are you sane? < 1386348980 64745 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know. What do you think, fungot? < 1386348982 677568 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are instructions which are *important* for certain algorithms to work or make the efficient < 1386348989 737185 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: is ruddy sane? < 1386348990 170905 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: hi fnord :) and then this one from a dostoyevsky novel. do you have an example of something that's infinite. :p though i guess they have an annoying registering system here, if that code would suddenly produce " 21" monitor < 1386348990 574697 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​are you FireFly FireFly < 1386348996 33470 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :like having cmpxchg supporting quadwords on 32bit machines < 1386349008 503910 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :which allows tagged pointers which are required for certain lock free algorithms < 1386349034 123240 :Slereah_!~jackal@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well yes but which algorithms do you want! < 1386349047 675272 :Slereah_!~jackal@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, some are pretty commonly used functions I guess < 1386349051 322397 :Slereah_!~jackal@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bitwise operations < 1386349054 537947 :Slereah_!~jackal@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Basic arithmetic < 1386349058 560387 :Slereah_!~jackal@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Moving values to memory < 1386349061 664036 :Slereah_!~jackal@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A stack < 1386349063 668690 :Slereah_!~jackal@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jumps < 1386349064 428204 :Slereah_!~jackal@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :etc < 1386349066 434184 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman_: or just cmpxchg in first place which you need to implement smp locks < 1386349075 920878 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :no wait < 1386349078 650428 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1386349098 566424 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, you need cmpxchg for lock-free atomic values, not locks < 1386349114 542386 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :test and set should be enough for locks I guess < 1386349309 17811 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1386349403 89726 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the..? ruddy, why did you ping out? < 1386349404 420012 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​dummy provides: eval choose dummy < 1386349532 811894 :Taneb!~Taneb@pc559s.cs.york.ac.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1386349588 407041 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1386349855 606006 :impomatic!~digital_w@87.114.102.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mov cx,0 / xchg cx, word[LOCK] / jcxz LOCKED is sufficient, where 0 = locked, non-zero = unlocked < 1386350035 897250 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy! < 1386350036 133751 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​quintopia! quintopia! < 1386350044 548739 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy! ruddy! < 1386350045 146842 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know. What do you think, fungot? < 1386350118 788205 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: not sure if having ruddy say that is worth much if its in the ignore list :P < 1386350123 704544 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​probably < 1386350159 939094 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: it could be better, yeah < 1386350562 625347 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look, even ruddy itself agrees < 1386350563 123638 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know. What do you think, fungot? < 1386350576 829686 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I think it's better if it stays silent < 1386350580 430946 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: silence! < 1386350580 671417 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No clue what you mean. What do you think, fungot? < 1386350650 327822 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1386350660 299219 :Taneb!~Taneb@pc559s.cs.york.ac.uk PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy, do you read Homestuck? < 1386350661 253847 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​@list read didn't read your 11:42 < 1386350677 36552 :Taneb!~Taneb@pc559s.cs.york.ac.uk PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot, do YOU read Homestuck? < 1386350677 324196 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: thread-sleep! by way of optimization, but it's something weird < 1386350691 816608 :Taneb!~Taneb@pc559s.cs.york.ac.uk PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, Homestuck is pretty much always doing something weird < 1386350693 359473 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that's a fungot 'yes' < 1386350693 559576 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: will someone please echo the character at fnord to start nyx?? if so, what are they trying to say < 1386350712 652041 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: how should I know what they're trying to say?! < 1386350713 3059 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: whatcha writing? c in bf? if so, i might add. now i'm sweating like a mule in sunny and humid florida. < 1386350725 570804 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :TMI < 1386350775 372036 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1386350947 386130 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: here's a better idea. make it so ruddy always has something to say. < 1386350950 653048 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ipv6 is < 1386350957 204288 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: IPv6 is what? < 1386350957 848019 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know. What do you think, fungot? < 1386350978 998992 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: ruddy is a big hack, though. I probably won't do any more work on it. < 1386350982 615446 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​big < 1386350988 799918 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I might make a replacement, though. < 1386351004 855638 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: yes. write a new one. < 1386351055 104960 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: you hear that? they want to delete you. < 1386351056 760854 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​we believe < 1386351098 8568 :realzies!~pinky@unaffiliated/realazthat QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1386351137 33513 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: are you saying that you're in favor of that? < 1386351139 664718 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​was i saying < 1386351147 715356 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: you're whimsical. < 1386351148 36240 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​you're crack. < 1386351154 77721 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: gee, thank you < 1386351154 673045 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know. What do you think, fungot? < 1386351175 770023 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd think it'd at least say "hth" there < 1386351186 737071 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: where? < 1386351200 15262 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: when someone says thank you < 1386351218 122912 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. ruddy: thank you. < 1386351218 494124 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know. What do you think, fungot? < 1386351252 686289 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently we don't thank people enough for it to have a suitable response? It's also possible that it managed to skip all of the words while building a message. < 1386351267 759246 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: hth < 1386351267 996787 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​hth < 1386351476 423223 :Taneb!~Taneb@pc559s.cs.york.ac.uk QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1386352080 912144 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`thanks ruddy < 1386352081 241084 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​`thanks FireFly < 1386352082 337944 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks, ruddy. Thuddy. < 1386352082 601586 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know. What do you think, fungot? < 1386352108 202350 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thuddy, ruddy < 1386352108 542985 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​FireFly < 1386352170 943944 :tertu!~tertu@65-128-138-136.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1386352278 894252 :AwfulProgrammer!uid11324@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-qjpmniieiljzsils QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1386352420 414232 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy, I hope your sass survives in your next iteration. < 1386352422 104857 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know. What do you think, fungot? < 1386352432 364193 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's gonna go, though. < 1386352500 511215 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: it would have been fine if it didn't fail to come up with anything so damn often < 1386352518 41637 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1386352593 946350 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: that's mostly due to how it munges messages, which is just by throwing away random parts from several messages and then combining them < 1386352607 244647 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sometimes it just happens to throw everything out.. I'll fix that for the next one < 1386352611 875066 :realzies!~pinky@unaffiliated/realazthat JOIN :#esoteric < 1386352716 403174 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: my similar bot goes with the most unique word in the line that it could actually build a reply out of < 1386352842 277381 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: ruddy works in a similar way. It gets a list of the most similar messages in its history, giving more weight to uncommon words and shorter messages < 1386352850 37443 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know. What do you think, fungot? < 1386352863 785489 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :alright, ruddy, that's annoying. I'm fixing you. < 1386352864 465506 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know. What do you think, fungot? < 1386352870 820543 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1386352979 803705 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1386352985 182406 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d JOIN :#esoteric < 1386352995 183483 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-30-45.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1386353284 715230 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: are you done being annoying? < 1386353285 730483 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​consider and boing.. you're done < 1386353384 133154 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hate it when professors think I misunderstood something and therefore don't bother to answer my actual question < 1386353692 206343 :AwfulProgrammer!uid11324@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uauifryqeazkoygw JOIN :#esoteric < 1386353700 39835 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :`Hi < 1386353701 295710 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: Hi: not found < 1386353704 150098 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1386353711 592399 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :`hello < 1386353712 850911 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello < 1386353907 259725 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1386353909 133281 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: did you make it start over and try again when it fails to make a message? (with a timeout of course) < 1386353945 768075 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: make messages, not war < 1386353946 743435 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​one of those lend-lease because replies are based off of the order of messages, and i'm < 1386353965 387877 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: without a timeout, but yes. < 1386354015 779638 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: what if it always fails because not enough data? infinite loop! < 1386354161 786356 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: hutenosa < 1386354162 146349 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No clue what you mean. What do you think, fungot? < 1386354168 619579 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: ^ < 1386354185 605729 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has to have data before it starts munging. I put the loop in the munging logic < 1386354207 334377 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: hu te no sa < 1386354207 832654 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​no < 1386354215 419747 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: okay.. :( < 1386354215 882817 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​:( < 1386354220 330431 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: oh. cool. < 1386354230 920334 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: ruddy ruddy ruddy ruddy ruddy < 1386354231 498356 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​quintopia quintopia < 1386354949 706717 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable NICK :function < 1386355314 752378 :L8D!~seed@99-156-81-149.lightspeed.austtx.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1386355550 771257 :L8D!~seed@99-156-81-149.lightspeed.austtx.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1386355621 166232 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :are there any stack-syntax esolangs that operate on a stack of values (primitives or other stacks) and allow word definition? < 1386355953 405947 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: Forth? http://esolangs.org/wiki/Forth < 1386356049 325075 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: I don't know that I'd consider Forth an esolang < 1386356201 488002 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well it has an esolang article < 1386356236 361663 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :As does Perl, which I guess supports the theory that it's an esolang < 1386356249 426458 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about C++ < 1386356258 84744 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: how do you measure a languages esotlanguishness? < 1386356258 409368 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: in sicp, like the multi-core systems that are capable of making a language about kitty pidgin. weirder things have happened < 1386356279 417409 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: you're telling me that weirder things than kitty pidgins happened? < 1386356279 619286 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: ( impossible? oh well... bye, and thanks < 1386356284 890409 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: you tease. < 1386356285 176900 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i forgot the little lojban i know :( just asked for some " research". :p probably sells well. < 1386356304 495117 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: is "research" a euphemism for something? < 1386356304 821676 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: try ' cat /etc/ passwd" read)), a+4n b+3n c+2n d+n e < 1386356375 557698 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :bot euphemisms are weird < 1386356420 435984 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: surprisingly, no < 1386356895 858381 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION fantasizes on finding a non-transitive loop in the wiki, where language A is more esoteric than B, which is more esoteric than C, and the latter being esotericer than A...
< 1386357203 764655 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell Taneb the KJV/Markov mashup was mainstreamed by Boingboing → http://boingboing.net/2013/12/06/king-james-programming-markov.html < 1386357203 962716 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1386357414 602296 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.176.176.123 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: re: stack-syntax esolangs etc.: golfscript < 1386357461 483941 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.176.176.123 PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is basically a forth clone with a bunch of handy FP-esque built-ins. like % is map and * is fold < 1386357507 454162 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that doesn't have word defining, which I think mrhmouse asked for < 1386357515 556204 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :(afaik..) < 1386357610 214573 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.176.176.123 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has word defining to the point where you can redefine the value of 0 < 1386357688 892319 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: yes. there is. but unfortunately, there is not one called "Stacks on Stacks on Stacks" but there should be < 1386357744 210258 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Would that operate on a stack stack stack, akin to befunge's stack stack? < 1386357784 644801 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: I BET IT WOULD HAVE A STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK ... < 1386357803 600489 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the Stack functor fixed point? < 1386357814 541068 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure that thing < 1386357826 151601 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION grasps the air as his sanity flutters away “noooo! come back, precious sanity!”
< 1386358125 13463 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cannibalism http://i.imgur.com/9t19cZN.jpg < 1386358150 770440 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :kiwis are the weirdest birds < 1386358832 225539 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386359160 821452 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-D http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/210622/walmart-is-selling-prints-of-banksys-destroy-capitalism/ < 1386359220 985827 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :magnificent. < 1386359299 726714 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Graffiti artist Eddie Colla’s print, with the very ironic words “If you want to achieve greatness stop asking for permission,” is on the site and labeled as a Banksy piece, as is Thierry Guetta’s 2008 “Life is Beautiful” piece." < 1386359303 577310 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :awesome < 1386359307 420242 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :who here has seen _Exit Through the Gift Shop_ < 1386359553 903536 :^v!~NotPing@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1386359646 620562 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ello ^v < 1386359648 802434 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​^vello < 1386359675 819774 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :11:54 yeah, I like to write in the common subset of haskell, c, perl, python, ruby, and tcl < 1386359678 800448 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :11:54 other people like to write in the common subset of c and c++ < 1386359681 286160 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :11:54 they're weird < 1386359716 260293 :^v!~NotPing@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ReLcOmE ^v < 1386359719 222782 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​08^v: 09WeLcOmE 02To 06tHe 13iNtErNaTiOnAl 04hUb 07fOr 08eSoTeRiC 09PrOgRaMmInG 02LaNgUaGe 06dEsIgN 13AnD 04DePlOyMeNt! 07FoR 08MoRe 09iNfOrMaTiOn, 02ChEcK 06OuT 13OuR 04WiKi: 07. 08(fOr 09tHe 02oThEr 06kInD 13Of 04eSoTeRiCa, 07TrY 08#eSoTeRiC 09On 02iRc.dAl.nEt.) < 1386359865 998710 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable NICK :trout < 1386360811 973459 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1386360827 312655 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d JOIN :#esoteric < 1386361545 473661 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: Email didn't work either? < 1386361686 704059 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Didn’t get around to emailing him yet. I thought i’d try on #ghc since he’s there and what i was going to talk to him about was GHC-related. < 1386362087 522409 :dimasona!~dimasona@91.210.103.37 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386362241 414914 :dimasona!~dimasona@91.210.103.37 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1386362277 116934 :Zuu_!~zuu@unaffiliated/zuu JOIN :#esoteric < 1386362315 108524 :Zuu!~zuu@unaffiliated/zuu QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1386362322 477081 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-30-45.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1386362540 108925 :Zuu_!~zuu@unaffiliated/zuu QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1386362592 173101 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@fluttershy.is.bestpony.tk QUIT :Excess Flood < 1386362695 47311 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@sweetiebot.is.bestpony.tk JOIN :#esoteric < 1386362754 193090 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@sweetiebot.is.bestpony.tk QUIT :Excess Flood < 1386362875 804856 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@fluttershy.is.bestpony.tk JOIN :#esoteric < 1386362891 410075 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM DRAWN BY SENILE OLD SEX ED TEACHER < 1386362893 44214 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown character. < 1386362942 643590 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION chokes on his tea
< 1386362950 542317 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: what the. < 1386363032 56626 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: congratulations, people are now staring at me because I'm snickering for no observable reason. < 1386363099 599399 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: that's me when reading fungot responses < 1386363099 836719 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: but it's all explained in the thread, only some days on random, so i would assume it works. i'm removing a feature no one knows even exists. would you like an extended abi < 1386363111 392719 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :(sometimes, anyway) < 1386363121 218368 :kgomziakov!~kgomziako@91.210.103.187 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386363124 895387 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: what feature are you removing? < 1386363125 297237 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: i've gone through all the quotes. there are a few intermediate level papers on readscheme... did anyone ever build one of those ruby guys, wrote a slight variant of, which is really much simpler just to never leave the repl" but that isn't much < 1386363177 375346 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: yeah, sometimes there's too much babble to be funny. That was why I /joined ruddy - to be slightly less random < 1386363177 962011 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: don't touch my PDF, you nefarious quote reader you. < 1386363178 160348 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: called lisp? heh. but you're talking about the meaning of < 1386363182 25670 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​funny. egbert9e9, (mrhmouse is another random internet page < 1386363213 263239 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode FUNGOT EXPLAINING EXTENSIBLE SCHEME PARSING TO SOMEBODY EATING POULET < 1386363214 810563 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown character. < 1386363229 587517 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot's responses have a tendency to sometimes be hilariously inappropriate though, which ruddy's doesn't :( < 1386363229 789371 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: where is your source?" lolcode is popular because vb is hard to write < 1386363232 790120 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​that's me when reading FireFly responses < 1386363235 955563 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: do you like monoids < 1386363236 161961 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: hang on nerd joke? are there no scheme irc libs or whatnot < 1386363241 642265 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: oh you! < 1386363242 201475 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​oh, thank you! < 1386363250 913715 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: do you like monoids? < 1386363251 878927 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​do you like bugs? < 1386363255 788444 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zomg < 1386363260 800696 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: do you like nerd jokes? < 1386363261 692846 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​hang on nerd joke? are there no scheme irc libs or whatnot 871) i don't even know anything about feather < 1386363264 221376 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like bugs / i like bugs / i like bugs / i like bugs < 1386363268 907215 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: fungot saw through your question < 1386363269 109068 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: then i fnord at my expense of being practical!" things? < 1386363272 629958 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1nsOKBgmOs < 1386363303 923135 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: at least give it a while before quoting other bots.. < 1386363306 274263 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​at least < 1386363326 567705 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: at least fifteen minutes, please. < 1386363327 87173 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​please. i pride myself on my low algorithmic randomness i've been here for fifteen seconds. don't be an ass. < 1386363332 954233 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey, that was a bike quote, not a kmc quote! i demand restitution < 1386363349 634201 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: that doesn't look random at all < 1386363350 852874 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​especially the random i assumed it was some < 1386363351 255248 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: you've been plagiarized < 1386363358 510230 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy you monster < 1386363359 303432 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​you're only a < 1386363365 607796 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :>: < 1386363373 79329 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: a what? he's only a what? < 1386363374 176832 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​what? < 1386363383 619380 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: you're boring < 1386363384 154100 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​a boring fungus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/cliona_viridis < 1386363441 588940 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruddy: that's a sponge < 1386363442 619389 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :​that's numberwang! that's irrelevant < 1386363462 932317 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :why are all of the bots here so terrible at taxonomy ;_; < 1386363464 268470 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the bots. they are very sentient. < 1386363486 891656 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: because we're the ones teaching them, I suppose < 1386363490 188913 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: they are demonstrating solidarity and brotherhood towards each other. < 1386363566 940057 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: funges ought to be your territory < 1386363567 178327 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: in lowercase i assume for unixy :p. but the windows world that does cr/ lf" char? < 1386363618 331631 :kgomziakov!~kgomziako@91.210.103.187 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1386363764 975082 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laetiporus_sulphureus < 1386363765 324562 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: kotisivu.mtv3.fi/ quux if they don't mention the drivers or linux support or such? < 1386363772 484213 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello < 1386363777 443421 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ello Vorpal < 1386363779 310067 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vellorpal < 1386363801 72980 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1386363817 941386 :mrhmouse1!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1386363819 599898 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpallo < 1386363845 73510 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1386364017 941281 :mrhmouse1!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was odd.. power cycled. < 1386364022 614712 :mrhmouse1!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com NICK :mrhmouse < 1386364077 339372 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: rust is losing the generic "do" sugar < 1386364084 157592 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::'( < 1386364196 204065 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: link to the announcement? < 1386364294 404554 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't have a link offhand < 1386364298 887321 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it may have already happened, even < 1386364353 662168 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the issue is that there are multiple kinds of closures, e.g. stack closures and uniquely-owned heap closures < 1386364395 587046 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and we used to infer from a lambda which kind it is, but no longer (for some reason) < 1386364414 767117 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so "do" (which is a form of lambda) will only create the uniquely-owned heap closures < 1386364440 358765 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also those can be called once only, which means the body is allowed to move out of captured variables < 1386364555 856413 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :rust: the language with out-of-body closure experience! < 1386364847 851064 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: which sugar was that again < 1386364901 410191 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :do f(x,y) |z| { ... } ⇒ f(x, y, |z| { ... }) < 1386364908 78426 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :where |z| { ... } is a lambda < 1386364932 534496 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also if there are no arguments to f or no parameters in the lambda then "do" lets you leave off the list entirely < 1386364937 537286 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :e.g. do spawn { ... thread body ... } < 1386364949 665549 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :⇒ spawn(|| { ... thread body ...}) < 1386364980 452505 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, that < 1386364983 411610 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :v. rubyy < 1386365080 62196 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :rubby < 1386365087 944175 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i suppose it is < 1386365105 262866 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but w/o the thing where 'return' in the body causes the enclosing function to return < 1386365110 14751 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(instead it's just not allowed :/) < 1386365150 191998 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :there used to be a related sugar 'for' which would let you use 'break' and 'continue' and these things would make the closure return true or false < 1386365185 56887 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so that a for-each function could implement the desired loop control < 1386365188 422762 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that all got scrapped months ago < 1386365210 656385 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :now 'for' is a sugar for calling .next() repeatedly on an iterator object like any boring old language < 1386365250 386437 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t for < 1386365251 212142 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: `for' < 1386365251 407123 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : Perhaps you meant one of these: < 1386365251 407281 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : `T.for' (imported from Data.Traversable), < 1386365255 202511 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t forM < 1386365255 984541 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Monad m => [a] -> (a -> m b) -> m [b] < 1386365330 297089 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t T.for < 1386365331 23877 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Applicative f, Traversable t) => t a -> (a -> f b) -> f (t b) < 1386365360 359547 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: ruby has two different kinds of lambda thingies, with two different behaviors for return < 1386365367 273361 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambda { ... } and proc { ... } < 1386365385 832577 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should make a ruby thing that uses continuations to implement the "return" < 1386365392 573482 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :so that it works even when you return the proc/lambda < 1386365422 760526 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: weren't they going to change it to return Just x/Nothing instead of True/False < 1386365500 179519 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net QUIT :Quit: Ceci n'est pas un poulet. < 1386365501 945441 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1386365718 671670 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1386365749 304200 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess i was unclear but you know what i mean < 1386366384 892804 :evalj!~jeval@54000CCD.dsl.pool.telekom.hu JOIN :#esoteric < 1386366776 16562 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1386366866 183631 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Hey, that's mooz's befunge site, I think that link is dead. < 1386366866 473044 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: this is unix without a nice gui would use native widgets. but i have done < 1386366896 251819 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is unix without a nice gui < 1386366897 783119 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know this < 1386366934 524381 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: what's the best thing < 1386366934 746417 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: for call/ cc call/ cc, and has been commented on extensively elsewhere... yes.... one is the lhs the other one < 1386366980 279560 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :call/cc call/cc: the best thing. < 1386366998 161748 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :((call/cc call/cc) (call/cc call/cc)) < 1386367003 127669 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Also we had some of that "my balls" thing, I'm not entirely sober.) < 1386367004 334090 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(cc call/) < 1386367019 951269 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cc: call/@call.cc < 1386367027 581865 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: are you sober < 1386367028 41743 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: kaxul reads in xml, e.g. for port operations. linear-update operations may be destructive, but you can play with car and cdr < 1386367036 549722 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot you are drunk < 1386367036 738624 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i think that < 1386367041 367181 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :aww http://call.cc/ < 1386367044 115543 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: i think that too < 1386367044 306470 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: and i wouldn't say that. you prefer for/ let keywords and just put the function variable at the front < 1386367056 192496 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: It "may" be for sale. < 1386367081 736213 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, by the extortionists < 1386367161 776886 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Welcome To The Domain CALL.CC This domain is under construction. Please check back at a later date for updates, or to get more information about the domain, you may email the registrant using the link below." < 1386367167 65710 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's what was there in 2003/2004. < 1386367204 271861 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I had the vaguest notion that there actually was a Scheme site with that kind of address, but perhaps I'm just thinking of call-cc.org, the home of CHICKEN. < 1386368331 708272 :muskrat!musk@dyn2-85-23-163-172.psoas.suomi.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1386368895 992096 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386368967 725545 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aaaah I think I've started a new Haskell Compiler Project < 1386369008 496584 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :On the basis that we're at York < 1386369015 459738 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :But why? < 1386369019 205128 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And there's already been a York Haskell Compiler < 1386369027 342998 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :We're calling it the New York Haskell Compiler < 1386369033 812126 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ouch. < 1386369035 42070 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e, fun and education, mainly < 1386369036 762103 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-D < 1386369061 167291 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :the next one will be yayhc? < 1386369076 538035 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION forks yhc and calls it Fork Haskell Compiler
< 1386369103 608342 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion, you do not want to, the build system is a 10000 line python script for some bizarre reason < 1386369109 455033 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :We're starting from scratch < 1386369133 526399 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please tell me it’s 10k lines of generated code. < 1386369188 620516 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope < 1386369207 194746 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :d o e s t y p i n g q u a l i f y a s g e n e r a t i o n o f t e x t? < 1386369207 616941 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Development stopped when the one guy who was any good at Python left < 1386369242 801973 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? science < 1386369244 542247 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :science? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1386369279 302231 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :taneb: ಠ < 1386369302 590483 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo 'Semi-automatic text generation.' > wisdom/science < 1386369306 91759 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1386369315 762754 :L8D!~seed@99-156-81-149.lightspeed.austtx.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1386369502 49813 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh yuck, sconscript. < 1386369515 922516 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :#haskell: “ Is anyone here really familiar with Pipes?” I wanted to say kmc. < 1386369516 975453 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I just remembered that I have seen that before.) < 1386369577 49205 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION rolls eyes
< 1386369588 364508 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoa, int-e in #esoteric < 1386369608 244927 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION blames lambdabot
< 1386369865 95211 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1386369872 246825 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d JOIN :#esoteric < 1386370480 755784 :evalj!~jeval@54000CCD.dsl.pool.telekom.hu QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1386370640 150779 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1386370899 93472 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1386370977 26 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1386371007 615486 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: is the "kmc drugz" thing getting old < 1386371046 303136 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was old before you were born < 1386371084 384484 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d JOIN :#esoteric < 1386371451 528169 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: you were old before i was born :'( < 1386371473 657133 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :scary < 1386371534 66159 :muskrat!musk@dyn2-85-23-163-172.psoas.suomi.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1386372308 133632 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: just a little < 1386372509 297845 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1386372591 656739 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :how old is oerjan compared to shachaf? or how young is shachaf? < 1386372595 59609 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :attending a talk on compiler-based software diversification, i.e. generating a different binary for every user so that it's hard to write an exploit which works for all of them < 1386372603 450059 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you understand this one yet? < 1386372621 886094 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: that's like how some jits randomly insert nops and so on? < 1386372625 620211 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is a cool idea < 1386372628 149278 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: interesting < 1386372630 973584 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also a p. #esoteric idea < 1386372635 123446 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i don't know about that < 1386372673 29585 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, an esolang that ends up slightly different for every user, that's something < 1386372700 203607 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would think randomly inserting NOPs might slow it down or make too large file, but rearranging basic blocks might be OK in some circumstances, and rearranging global variables, functions, and so on, can also work. < 1386372712 105043 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: e.g. https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=595034 < 1386372719 537692 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't find a good reference but i read about it somewhere < 1386372741 227100 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1386372746 674336 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :to make the "jit spraying" thing more difficult < 1386372748 131844 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:922b:34ff:fed8:75d JOIN :#esoteric < 1386372753 614922 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1386372799 68003 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, because a NOP will re-synchronize the instruction framing < 1386372806 908046 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or enough NOPs will < 1386372914 384508 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: that link discussion mentioned the impact being negligible for nops about every 64 bytes < 1386372948 951531 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which gives you, what, about 32 bytes worth of exploit code < 1386372954 54767 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :w/ small instructions only < 1386372959 412416 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :still might be enuf though < 1386372967 547709 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :?messages-loud < 1386372967 795759 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight said 5h 12m 17s ago: I think I am turning into you. I feel like I'm going to write a web browser... somebody stop me! o_o < 1386372969 829874 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :or https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=677272 < 1386372980 941070 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :not finding other links < 1386373006 283392 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, NaCl does something similar for a different reason < 1386373012 960825 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no instruction can span a 32-byte boundary < 1386373027 586112 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that sounds more predictable < 1386373046 222598 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and indirect jumps/calls must be preceded by a masking instruction which aligns to a 32-byte boundary < 1386373085 658797 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I don't think that helps (or intends to help) against using NaCl to infiltrate a payload which you enter using a separate control flow hijack vuln < 1386373138 273876 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1386373145 912959 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but this seems similar to the thing your talk is about < 1386373170 607584 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1386373261 672940 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder if people will eventually focus more and more on exploits which don't redirect control flow at all < 1386373264 586465 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i saw a paper about those < 1386373265 775237 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe from you < 1386373315 873324 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :it might be nice to just disable all exploits < 1386373369 220377 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :which paper < 1386373558 907044 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :this one i think: http://research.microsoft.com/pubs/73104/usenix05data_attack.pdf < 1386373599 166345 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1386373657 716684 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.65.71 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1386373857 298818 :Halite!561ef8e9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.30.248.233 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386373859 318631 :Halite!561ef8e9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.30.248.233 QUIT :Changing host < 1386373859 513004 :Halite!561ef8e9@unaffiliated/octagonfly JOIN :#esoteric < 1386373859 513138 :Halite!561ef8e9@unaffiliated/octagonfly QUIT :Changing host < 1386373859 513221 :Halite!561ef8e9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.30.248.233 JOIN :#esoteric < 1386373877 212300 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : I uploaded it to imgur. http://imgur.com/gallery/Zp71DUL <-- good work with the -8 points, also i think that meme which i've noticed at least once before is already old. < 1386373890 514520 :Halite!561ef8e9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.30.248.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have an idea for a new programming language [seriously this time]. < 1386373929 784525 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :better than that fake hilton tweet, i guess < 1386373931 683221 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Breaking news: meme seen to exist more than once < 1386373932 726833 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is about how to program with irc join/quits < 1386373936 902229 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*is it < 1386373953 696411 :Halite!561ef8e9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.30.248.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A script could be a finite state machine < 1386373965 591977 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: some memes feel old the second time you see them, i think this may be one. < 1386373965 793654 :muskrat!musk@dyn2-85-23-163-172.psoas.suomi.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1386373999 405487 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or maybe it's just me who is old. < 1386374014 818700 :Halite!561ef8e9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.30.248.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or you're too yougn < 1386374017 115010 :Halite!561ef8e9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.30.248.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :young* < 1386374042 764031 :Halite!561ef8e9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.30.248.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :youth think 50 is an old age. Elderly think 100 is an old age. < 1386374043 10717 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Halite: then you all are. < 1386374073 615628 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the person giving the talk is http://www.michaelfranz.com/ < 1386374112 440060 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: another cool idea is, you do profile-directed optimization and you do less randomization of code within hot loops < 1386374155 555112 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm i guess this is unlike the jit thing in that the attacker doesn't supply the code < 1386374159 952885 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : A script could be a finite state machine <-- that's also rather hard to call new. < 1386374175 108719 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :idea being that ROP exploits need gadgets from all over the code, so you can disrupt them by only messing with cold paths < 1386374232 793748 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :add a tape, and you have a turing machine, one of the oldest computation models there are < 1386374311 353420 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: imo rust should do this inside unsafe { ... } blocks