< 1385596821 641885 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :both reducing to #P is obvious. < 1385596857 21934 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, yeah, i'm wrong < 1385596869 987526 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The relationship between BPP and NP is unknown: it is not known if BPP is a subset of NP, NP is a subset of BPP or if they are incomparable." < 1385596897 316305 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-209-183.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :P is still a subset of BPP though, right < 1385596902 597709 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure < 1385597072 365985 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is it thundering < 1385597078 449056 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: genericLength is almost never a good idea. < 1385597084 518558 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pretty much the only use case is lazy naturals. < 1385597120 130208 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION unplugs laptop, just in case
< 1385597167 673659 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's about time for the monthly recommended uncharging, anyway < 1385597247 926869 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: what if my list has more than 2^64 elements? er hmm... < 1385597272 121944 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess that's more interesting on 32-bit machines < 1385597290 596567 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 2^64 < 1385597291 520860 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : 18446744073709551616 < 1385597301 806339 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm so over 32-bit machines < 1385597305 31878 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 2**64 < 1385597306 21941 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : 1.8446744073709552e19 < 1385597308 890598 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: With 64-bit Int it doesn't matter much realistically. With 32-bit Int it can matter, but you should *still* not use genericLength. < 1385597311 905672 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@src genericLength < 1385597312 74139 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :genericLength [] = 0 < 1385597312 74357 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :genericLength (_:l) = 1 + genericLength l < 1385597321 157750 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe by the time Servo is a product even phones will all be 64-bit < 1385597326 305573 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-209-183.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@src length < 1385597326 475488 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Source not found. I can't hear you -- I'm using the scrambler. < 1385597326 779457 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that would be cool < 1385597341 852583 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :> map Seq.length (iterate (\s -> s <> s) (Seq.singleton ())) !! 63 < 1385597343 62279 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : -9223372036854775808 < 1385597348 644988 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :32-bit architectures are a real problem if you want lightweight threads because there isn't enough address space for all the stacks < 1385597360 368308 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@list vote < 1385597360 530414 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :poll provides: poll-list poll-show poll-add choice-add vote poll-result poll-close poll-remove < 1385597369 728448 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@help poll-show < 1385597369 885590 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :poll-show Shows all choices for some poll < 1385597378 176505 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@poll-show remove@src < 1385597378 333484 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :["no","yes"] < 1385597393 381708 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@poll-add remove@src makeitactuallywork < 1385597393 538693 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :usage: @poll-add with "ThisTopic" style names < 1385597405 804020 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1385597439 356721 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@choice-add remove@src makeItActuallyWork < 1385597439 513630 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :New candidate "makeItActuallyWork", added to poll "remove@src". < 1385597451 301091 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@vote remove@src makeItActuallyWork < 1385597451 457840 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :The "remove@src" poll is closed, sorry ! < 1385597454 157039 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn < 1385597470 627945 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :@poll-show remove@src < 1385597470 784731 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :["makeItActuallyWork","no","yes"] < 1385597477 55697 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :semi-closed. < 1385597482 437694 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, what's your favourite turing tarpit < 1385597533 848711 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION gives up on tab removal (with bfgolf rules; no negative numbers), after ,[[>+>+<<-]>-[-[-[-[-[-[-[-[-[>.<[-]]>[-]<]]]]]]]]>[.[-]]<<,] and the slightly longer >,[>>+++++++++[>+<-<<-[>]>]>[>[>]<[<<<+>>>-]<[-]<<.>>]>[-]<<<,]
< 1385597745 954865 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: underload or ///, maybe slightly the former < 1385597770 172871 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, thank you < 1385597783 78679 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait is this for your essay < 1385597812 765098 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :THIS IS A GREAT INVASION OF PRIVACY AND I WANT ROYALTIES < 1385597826 228771 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shush < 1385597837 149657 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just wanted an example of a turing tarpit < 1385597837 306403 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb is writing an essay? < 1385597846 432404 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, I have to write an essay in the next 9 or so hours < 1385597862 494547 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :About a classic Computer Science paper of my choice < 1385597867 987058 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I chose On Computable Numbers < 1385597878 453092 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-209-183.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shoulda done five worlds. smh < 1385597892 478843 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you want it really tarpitty you can do underload with just :()^ or /// with just /\ < 1385597914 215628 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: can i have royalties too < 1385597928 643564 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, if you pay for me to live in CA < 1385597940 518416 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh < 1385597943 544046 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :no royalty in CA < 1385597955 905454 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :try .uk instead < 1385597967 283306 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :or .nl etc < 1385597969 86177 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :tarpittiful < 1385597970 489841 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :r.i.p. Emperor Norton < 1385597985 414177 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :we'll name that bridge after him yet < 1385597986 233487 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: well, Taneb is actually in .uk < 1385597995 210921 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fucking oakland wouldn't go along < 1385597995 772440 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rip < 1385598007 265640 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: the bastards! < 1385598029 994958 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :we just need to make sure all the san franciscans who move to oakland due to outrageous rent in SF will remain loyal to the emperor < 1385598035 820063 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, although I have contacts in .nl and .au < 1385598042 80433 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And .it, come to think of it < 1385598051 416485 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also there's a new bar in the Tenderloin called Emperor Norton's Boozeland < 1385598055 666247 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've yet to go < 1385598060 831992 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I assume I will either love it or hate it intensely < 1385598143 108285 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-209-183.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :did norton even drink < 1385598183 59322 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :That reminds me < 1385598184 25386 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't know < 1385598192 465569 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I really need to get a game of Diana: Warrior Princess going < 1385598211 922848 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1385598310 384572 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: there is royalty in .ca though < 1385598318 513762 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: would .ca suffice < 1385598375 802064 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmm maybe < 1385598453 895233 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :emperor Taneb for president < 1385598513 184728 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Whoever after due and proper warning shall be heard to utter the abominable word "Frisco," which has no linguistic or other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of a High Misdemeanor, and shall pay into the Imperial Treasury as penalty the sum of twenty-five dollars." < 1385598537 278139 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if outsourced royalty counts < 1385598613 873563 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385598621 207076 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: how much is that in 2013 dollars < 1385598649 746543 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm can frink convert that < 1385598712 881784 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/ngerakines/commitment/blob/master/commit_messages.txt < 1385598778 303509 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...I may be guilty of a few of those < 1385598787 671682 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1385598822 947310 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`frink 25 dollars_1872 -> dollar < 1385598833 509386 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error when reading Consumer Price Index file from FTP site. \ Will use static file for historical U.S. currency conversions. \ 463.23673749815968985 < 1385598847 894032 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-209-183.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1385598916 737095 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose that shouldn't be _too_ out of date. < 1385598941 655483 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :'IEize" < 1385598951 870300 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1385599518 171203 :muskrat!musk@dyn2-85-23-163-132.psoas.suomi.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1385599522 912942 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-53-60.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1385599561 304773 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-53-60.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1385599561 461564 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1385599679 864031 :Oj742!~Oj742@c-71-59-199-75.hsd1.or.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1385599701 200731 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aaaah < 1385599712 956796 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does the fact that things can be accidentally turing complete show < 1385599738 681443 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :This essay is in in 9 hours and I'm 50 words short < 1385599741 63269 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that the world is a bad place < 1385599749 504766 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 50/9 < 1385599750 524711 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : 5.555555555555555 < 1385599758 418224 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not quite shachaf < 1385599760 294485 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 50/(9*60) < 1385599761 270796 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : 9.259259259259259e-2 < 1385599792 161863 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Help I've reached the point where I'm being really introspective about my chest hair < 1385599799 854449 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that we're doomed once our toasters accidentally turn sentient. < 1385599808 671921 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry, *sapient < 1385599828 425249 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :are your chest hairs turing complete < 1385599839 200481 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think so but on the other hand bathroom tiles are < 1385599841 913403 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So who knows < 1385599848 553296 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: did you know there was an iso standard for entering unicode codepoints < 1385599867 863819 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually it's just what urxvt does < 1385599872 161019 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess you use urxvt < 1385600278 862449 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1385600293 697239 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1385600910 534441 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1385600955 818376 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i think i've mentioned it here < 1385602318 241963 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable NICK :function < 1385602382 9552 :lexande!arapp@terpsichore.ugcs.caltech.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: but are you a constant function or a variable function? < 1385602382 177482 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :lexande: i'm ol' x86 user ;p http://www.klubitus.org/ fnord/ fnord < 1385602387 884409 :lexande!arapp@terpsichore.ugcs.caltech.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :err, function ^ < 1385602438 14967 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :function: fun fact, all except one of your nicks collides with someone else in the first 3 letters < 1385602482 732373 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION vaguely wonders if function is changing nick automatically and has been idling this whole time
< 1385602485 947373 :lexande!arapp@terpsichore.ugcs.caltech.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot is /win 19 < 1385602486 190396 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :lexande: how old are you?" " this section describe infrared connection troubleshooting procedure." hahah, same with perl/ java/ io/ file.html < 1385602510 635929 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1385602545 510862 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have fungot in its own window? < 1385602545 668668 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: different people have different preferences. some people don't < 1385602556 625465 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: i guess you're right. < 1385602556 783601 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: hmm how can drscheme fnord factorial that fast and with no examples. < 1385602569 39558 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: it's a mystery < 1385602569 246421 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: hehe... my wife? is she at home enjoying capitalism?. yarly nowai fnord if then else < 1385602595 211105 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: that sounds expensive, also i didn't know you were married. < 1385602595 411732 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: external 1g scsi hd. but that may be very good for writing little scripts." how many people use religion as an answer < 1385602620 590401 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: no, I don't change nick automaticall < 1385602628 520135 :lexande!arapp@terpsichore.ugcs.caltech.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i started saying something about fungot, and then i won < 1385602628 677792 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :lexande: but why would you need to check < 1385602631 273381 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: which nick doesn't collide ? < 1385602639 202120 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :lexande: I'm a mutable constant function < 1385602645 312019 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :function: variable < 1385602652 362155 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: ha < 1385602666 70922 :lexande!arapp@terpsichore.ugcs.caltech.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :constants are just a kind of function < 1385602767 697528 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@S010674440130be65.cg.shawcable.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1385603006 731162 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.162.101 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1385603022 814042 :nooodl!~nooodl@174.148-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1385603152 197775 :Sorella!~quildreen@oftn/member/Sorella QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1385603303 838222 :nooodl_!~nooodl@23.157-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1385603357 816276 :nooodl!~nooodl@174.148-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1385603570 765689 :Sorella!~quildreen@201.80.214.167 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385603589 973534 :Sorella!~quildreen@201.80.214.167 QUIT :Changing host < 1385603590 131233 :Sorella!~quildreen@oftn/member/Sorella JOIN :#esoteric < 1385605257 455293 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1385605638 228439 :oklopol!~oklopol@201-246-91-75.baf.movistar.cl QUIT :Ping timeout: 241 seconds < 1385605669 409492 :nooodl__!~nooodl@23.157-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1385605878 255653 :nooodl__!~nooodl@23.157-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be NICK :nooodl < 1385605903 884788 :nooodl_!~nooodl@23.157-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1385606614 690334 :nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1385607405 175914 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1385607493 518164 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://discontinuity.info/~pkhuong/futures/ of course < 1385609438 73721 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1385611911 396190 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Horny Ghost Of Osama Bin Laden : Rise Of The Ghost and over one million other books are available for Amazon Kindle. [Learn more]" < 1385612516 154943 :ruddy!~ruddy@99-172-22-238.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1385612997 219993 :nooodl!~nooodl@23.157-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :note to self: when someone asks me what an applicative functor is i have to tell them "they're like halfway between boxes and burritos" < 1385613109 39616 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://twitter.com/bos31337/status/402212508187897856 < 1385613269 480649 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot has a twitter account? < 1385613269 664894 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: why no pointers? me scared by pointer fnord n' stuff? < 1385613304 654589 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: are you a three-star programmer < 1385613304 913283 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i wish i were a fan of the fnord and passing it to number-string with a radix of 8 to just generate a simple html webpage. < 1385613313 293884 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how often are you asked what an applicative functor is < 1385613316 692601 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: what do you think of http://kingjamesprogramming.tumblr.com/ < 1385613316 850598 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: you are, 6 instructions. i figured that < 1385613330 222757 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: ya got me < 1385613330 415638 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: do you think the extension was? just some random ideas and the thought alone makes me want to kill someone. i'll make up something < 1385613515 44613 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: how many instructions am i < 1385613515 267271 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: although really all programming concepts out there in the begin clause of define-structure then? ;p it might make sense < 1385613525 309908 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot don't make sense < 1385613525 495564 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: there was a major transition to 32-bit architectures in all sorts of things < 1385613550 485740 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: 32-bit addresses aren't enough for kmc < 1385613550 644140 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: in scheme?' < 1385613650 942369 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: you're the seriously best bot < 1385613651 420512 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: zomg repeat!! but that low-level stuff frightens and confuses me, so to have binary data combined with gc'ed data i'd have to special-case literals; you treat them as a tad) n < 1385613656 23884 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: you're the seriously best bot < 1385613670 97769 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :last time i'm taking directions from a bot < 1385613711 402908 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, to be young again, and also a robot < 1385613821 930182 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.theonion.com/articles/ah-to-be-young-rich-white-male-collegeeducated-str,34320/ < 1385613952 133576 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1385614029 833301 :coppro|nospoiler!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca NICK :coppro < 1385614039 674698 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro|spoiled < 1385614046 828433 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope < 1385614048 833145 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :no spoilers! < 1385614074 906039 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :brian dies < 1385614181 804335 :nooodl!~nooodl@23.157-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: wow is this < 1385614190 153446 :nooodl!~nooodl@23.157-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :markov chains from sicp and the king james bible < 1385614275 497657 :nooodl!~nooodl@23.157-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. yes < 1385614288 296986 :nooodl!~nooodl@23.157-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :aka "the description in the header" < 1385614360 765588 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what it says on the tin < 1385615588 818410 :nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1385616555 359811 :nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1385617708 779253 :nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1385617750 258325 :nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1385618917 687912 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@S010674440130be65.cg.shawcable.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1385619880 168844 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385622363 859606 :tertu!~tertu@184-97-213-116.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1385623240 92407 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: It hasn't tweeted for a while, though. < 1385623252 843517 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(The script might be broken.) < 1385624395 435372 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT : < 1385624462 728143 :L8D!~seed@99-156-81-149.lightspeed.austtx.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1385624993 787938 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Date of publication nulldate; date of current version nulldate." < 1385625109 830654 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems like you have the first and only version < 1385625560 670143 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also it seems that in the acknowledgements footnote I've claimed that the "recognition experimenters" (rather than experiments) have been performed using computational resources from the Triton cluster. < 1385625569 252060 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess that means that I'm a program after all. < 1385625650 377396 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not a train? < 1385625710 140304 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :am i a train < 1385625782 984610 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://acko.net/blog/on-asmjs/ < 1385625850 584595 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope nope nope < 1385625864 844901 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope? < 1385625865 628812 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck that guy for his rant about how feminism is bullshit and what about the men: http://acko.net/blog/storms-and-teacups/ < 1385625876 647382 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also for his absurd LOOK AT ME web design which distracts from the content and melts my computer < 1385625877 577034 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe some kind of a computer-simulated train. < 1385625879 588758 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :in conclusion, nope < 1385625889 300863 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. didn't know. < 1385625893 681805 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: am I a computer dreaming i'm a train? or a train dreaming i'm a computer? < 1385625952 360675 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the exercises in model checking class did often involve trains and elevators < 1385625971 918095 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the prof had a story about being hired by the italian government to prove that the trains wouldn't run into each other < 1385625975 993849 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe the first page of that hits like half my antifeminism bingo card. < 1385625979 817339 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know right < 1385625995 256987 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i haven't been able to make it all the way through (which I guess means I have no right to criticize, according to the first section) < 1385626004 860674 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :instead I open it, scroll to a random point, get intensely angry, close it < 1385626028 92726 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's usually a way for humans to fuck up so that the trains run into each other, anyway, though < 1385626031 162348 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :, isn't it < 1385626059 170375 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i've seen like one video of a head on train collision, but i might have imagiend int < 1385626068 91485 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :head-on-train collision < 1385626072 508020 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :those happen a lot on caltrain :/ < 1385626079 375087 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh, really < 1385626086 52465 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've mostly seen train-hits-incidental-vehicle < 1385626089 12026 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"ICE 3 high speed trains use electrochromatic glass panels between the passenger compartment and the driver's cabin. The standard mode is clear, and can be switched by the driver to frosted/translucent, mainly to conceal "unwanted sights" from passengers' view, for example in the case of (human) obstacles." < 1385626126 125255 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh. < 1385626146 444488 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :caltrain runs right through the center of a densely populated corridor and mostly at grade < 1385626153 461085 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so there are a lot of vehicle collisions but also a lot of suicides < 1385626284 352449 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :We had an elevator exercise in the model checking class. < 1385626289 855662 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :No trains that I can recall. < 1385626408 238823 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :we were given a puzzle about how two trams could pass each other through a bridge that looks like -=-=- , i.e., three single track sections with two passing sections between them < 1385626415 791977 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :based on some bridge in amsterdam supposedly < 1385626458 395392 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :a protocol for the trams to follow which never results in them getting stuck or backing up < 1385626470 992838 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i find it interesting that http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauntlet_track is used for some bridges rather than actual single tracking < 1385626502 267125 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Our class was based on http://spinroot.com/spin/ if I recall correctly. < 1385626511 500358 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ours too < 1385626516 341430 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the instructor was the main developer < 1385626548 962851 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :PROMELA was kind of funny to write. < 1385626596 712838 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :merging two tracks into two overlapping tracks is simpler & more reliable (no moving parts) than merging them onto one track with switches < 1385626625 314718 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I don't remember much about it < 1385626652 930914 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know it had finite state, and pattern-matching on message reception, and slightly odd syntax but nothing too awful iirc < 1385626669 910090 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I mostly remember the syntactical bits. < 1385626695 270783 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Parts of it looked very C-inspired, but then there were the oddities that really stood out with that background. < 1385626732 363919 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Also "if ... fi" and "do ... od" control structures.) < 1385626740 122385 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh i forgot about that < 1385626792 937056 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't have anything against if..fi or do..od, it's just that e.g. procedures were "normal" brace-delimited blocks. < 1385626812 355446 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :("Some of my best friends are if..fi's and do..od's.") < 1385627691 716899 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/76028872/kuusipalaa.png < 1385627757 188486 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about "the spruce is on fire" < 1385627762 973602 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that not valid :'( < 1385627770 494127 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, wait < 1385627772 368960 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's the top one < 1385627858 744158 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn < 1385628247 596155 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a lot of definitions for one phrase < 1385628256 368992 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1385628300 469482 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf JOIN :#esoteric < 1385629115 247914 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=796bHaAtlkE#t=1m hth < 1385629547 647973 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I happened to write an explanation of that to someone who asked, might as well paste it here: The words for spruce and six happen to be the same. I have no idea why. “To return” is “palata” and “to burn” is “palaa”; “I return” is “palaan” and “I burn” is “palan”. The rules of inflection just happen to make both “(it) returns” and “(it) burns” “palaa”. The word for < 1385629549 720154 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :“piece” is “pala”. The inflection for “(eleventy) pieces” just happens to be “palaa”. That’s not unlike “I have a rose” and “I rose up” in English. The word for “moon” is “kuu”. The inflection for “your moon” happens to be “kuusi”. < 1385629588 578670 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seems sensible to me. < 1385629712 695017 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: So that’s what the fox says. < 1385630620 215133 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? d-module < 1385630624 386914 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :D-modules are just modules over the ring of differential operators. Taneb invented them. < 1385630667 640186 :nooodl!~nooodl@23.157-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :`thanks taneb < 1385630668 969634 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks, taneb. Thaneb. < 1385630952 292205 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: Wiktionary seems to indicate "kuusi" migth be both six and spruce just by accident; the number has the etymology "from Proto-Finnic *kuuci, from Proto-Finno-Ugric *kutte", while the tree is "from Proto-Uralic *kuse, *kose or *kowse". < 1385630975 715002 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, i assumed it’s just by accident, but i didn’t know the etymology of either. < 1385634095 895342 :nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1385635892 202415 :nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1385637492 858043 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Quit: My MacBook Pro has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz… < 1385637728 151817 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you folks happen to know if there are good open-sores tools to annotate PDF files? < 1385637771 91813 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was going to say "printer and a pen" but even printing from Linux is nigh-impossible so < 1385637854 139774 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Xournal < 1385638082 952805 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I've in fact already printed the PDF, from Linux. < 1385638093 864393 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(But I'm supposed to return an annotated PDF.) < 1385638192 645182 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: I guess Xournal does something custom? The file I return needs to be something Adobe-compatible, I presume. < 1385638211 209110 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :It lets you draw on the PDF and save it again. < 1385638216 908249 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Very useful with a wacom pad. < 1385638271 967216 :nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1385638336 348085 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :From what I can tell from the manual, that would produce a PDF with scribblings on it, not a PDF with those specific annotation boxes. < 1385638692 19914 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I'll just rdesktop to the terminal server, it's supposed to have Adobe Acrobat X Pro on it. < 1385638736 669965 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Give Up And Use Windows < 1385638784 674048 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1385638813 70674 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Heh, there's a /C:\nppdf32Log\debuglog.txt file (as in, in the root directory) owned by root:root on kosh.org.aalto.fi. :p < 1385638878 483140 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nice, who's been running firefox as root < 1385638912 809887 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it's been MATLAB instead. < 1385639097 972827 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, this PDF renders quite horribly in rdesktop-Acrobat. < 1385639237 327488 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/113389132/Misc/20131128-baseline.png that's some quality horizontal alignment there < 1385639346 367005 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :vertikerning < 1385639482 314274 :nooodl!~nooodl@23.157-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bew73APL7X4 wow hypnotizing < 1385640456 692892 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1385640651 182339 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385641260 873021 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I thought that was from adobe's pdf reader plugin for firefox < 1385641309 592310 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: I get it from MATLAB's help browser, but of course the help is a mess of HTML, so it might well use the same underlying components. < 1385641591 581570 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, okay < 1385641893 894312 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1385642213 971396 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1385642232 728751 :Sorella!~quildreen@oftn/member/Sorella QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1385642247 905739 :Sorella`!~quildreen@201.80.214.167 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385642902 938926 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick JOIN :#esoteric < 1385644138 686617 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1385644147 629572 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385647306 981140 :L8D!~seed@99-156-81-149.lightspeed.austtx.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1385647352 616364 :muskrat!musk@dyn2-85-23-163-132.psoas.suomi.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1385648296 111883 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1385648491 494484 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ello L8D < 1385648494 37897 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :L8Dello < 1385648504 297571 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellœrjan. < 1385648514 69347 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : fungot has a twitter account? <-- pretty sure e used to have, but i think it stopped working. < 1385648514 257414 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: http://web.archive.org/ web/ fnord/ fnord? or where the number of arguments < 1385648536 682154 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: the ball was sweet and mushy, kinda like a rice crispies square... < 1385648541 610705 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: it's nice of you to point to the archive version, but you really shouldn't apply the fnord substitution to it < 1385648541 790413 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i haven't seen any ' fnord just yet. < 1385648563 534070 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: you cannot see your own fnords? i guess that makes some sense. < 1385648563 694838 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: fnord? catch the wind and cut off its fnord? < 1385648578 645424 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: i have this feeling you are just messing with me. < 1385648578 802975 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: the only motivation for the syntax < 1385648621 16004 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: you are creepy. < 1385648621 210596 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: they shit out rice crispies" when you ask the question < 1385648623 462598 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i have a certain urge to `addquote that. < 1385648635 928623 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(um, what you said just before.) < 1385648651 430228 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, technically, the account still works, the tweeting script just might not. < 1385648698 475195 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I should revive it. < 1385648711 60262 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: How do you feel about getting back to the social twitosphere? < 1385648711 251553 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: fnord) if ( *cptr fnord *cptr fnord) check the next cell ( a total of n places in under n moves, moving only one place < 1385648712 807808 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastlog twitter\.com.*fungot < 1385648713 9718 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: ais523 can read it back in whenever it changes cons that list onto another list < 1385648743 800339 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1385648757 255328 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastlog twitter\.com.*fungot < 1385648757 413033 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: and malice fnord. but i was talking about making a whole scheme < 1385648764 261141 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell ais523 could you read the twitting fungot back when the cons are changed? twh. < 1385648764 418867 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1385648764 419066 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: that's the purpose. why write source code at all < 1385648771 401495 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2013-04-09.txt:01:51:08: http://twitter.com/fungot < 1385648785 309510 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: uhm... like, you know, like, it's my job, genre tsé. < 1385648785 531604 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: maybe it's more: the public is saved from what it doesn't < 1385648819 345901 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: indeed. I wouldn't want the public to start coding too much. too dangerous, imho. < 1385648819 542226 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i'll bet the fact that nothing works properly on this computer so i can't count. < 1385648829 469806 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: what is the one twitter account fungot follows < 1385648829 668932 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: what were you talking about? what is the reindeer effect? odd :) < 1385648912 446372 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION just noticed that fungot mentioned rice crispies after boily did
< 1385648912 678867 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: process 4 killed. there was this comment: fnord/ guile-ref/ fnord? here's not even the current editors. they know me. you've never seen the lectures myself, but i < 1385648940 404341 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the reindeer effect is when you drop a twitter account in order to latch onto rice crispies. < 1385648975 148216 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: It's probably my twitter account. < 1385649060 377052 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that is indeed the case. < 1385649173 887950 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: latch? < 1385649174 83078 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: do you know the problem of namespace pollution problems.) ack! < 1385649216 520877 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: I do know. as a certain bespectacled girl who wields blood would say, 不愉快です。 < 1385649216 835776 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: gnu tend not to go in early for some project instead of eager... then you could shine lasers on them to make smart decisions or act out some kind of syntax is that just x. z) < 1385649288 519375 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wielding blood sounds creepy < 1385649290 304323 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: am I able to make you trip onto some predetermined keywords? what are the gnu commandline options for that? poulet, orange, navet, melon, luffa, kiwi? < 1385649290 462446 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: mmm.... montreal smoked meat. :) why do you say it'd work particularly well on many modern windows-based platforms" < 1385649298 510488 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: it's a plot point. < 1385649310 352627 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: yé! montréal smoked meat! < 1385649310 510637 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: ( " a gentle introduction to ml" is much harder than with anything else < 1385649328 550720 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: indeed. ML is hardcore. those Haskell wussies don't know nothing. < 1385649442 626457 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has a formal definition, which sadly only half exists because it's paywalled, iiuc. < 1385649467 901203 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ic. ow. tdh. < 1385649486 996264 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*tdnh < 1385649538 892929 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i live by the principle that information that isn't freely available doesn't really exist. < 1385649595 194255 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :your explanation dh, even if ML by itself dnh. < 1385649624 486493 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think they recently released an older version of the definition. < 1385649694 115118 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo, paywalls are there to protect a lack of information. case in point, about the only thriving mainstream news source in Québec switched to a tablet version. < 1385649723 492063 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(well. printed and or textual. we're still stuck with TVA and suchlike when turning on a television.) < 1385649785 803481 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder if the released version is from before they switched to the value restriction. < 1385649858 41261 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(ML used to have a complicated kind of purity annotation on type variables.) < 1385649919 522491 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then someone realized (or borrowed from ocaml) that you can just restrict generalization of types to actual functions given syntactically. < 1385650267 971272 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :" gnu tend not to go in early for some project instead of eager... then you could shine lasers on them to make smart decisions" fungot explains how to make the GNU project work. < 1385650268 234114 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: 30 meg or so. i take it back a few times when i get h. in case you hadn't noticed, i was < 1385650406 273221 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the whole GNU project fits in 30 MB, and to work need to be shined upon by lasers. < 1385650771 426930 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I strongly suspect every GNU application is only emacs in disguise.) < 1385651497 833750 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@141.70.114.6 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385652706 714373 :muskrat!musk@dyn2-85-23-163-132.psoas.suomi.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1385652728 909661 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1385652751 523495 :muskrat!musk@dyn2-85-23-163-132.psoas.suomi.net QUIT :Client Quit < 1385653220 349756 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@199.185.88.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385653619 654577 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : http://acko.net/blog/on-asmjs/ <-- so, this guy has to be blind, right? < 1385654048 748879 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need someone with a brain < 1385654069 465675 :nortti!nortti@nano.smar.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :for what? < 1385654074 759266 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :3SAT < 1385654113 680705 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :A term in conjunctive normal form is only satisfable if every subterm is? < 1385654128 847167 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :*satisfiable < 1385654157 506717 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok conjuctive is where the and's are outermost, right? < 1385654161 996811 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because all subterms are AND-ed < 1385654166 900759 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yes < 1385654183 107685 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :All Subterms consist only of OR-ed variables and a Term consists of AND-ed subterms < 1385654188 234149 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well then yes, that's a requirement. < 1385654193 738735 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok < 1385654209 786189 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Every subterm esentially describes a "non-solution" < 1385654214 925836 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(of course if it were also sufficient, things would be very simply) < 1385654225 524893 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*simple < 1385654226 438658 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION recalls his «Circuits logiques» classes, with Karnaugh tables and smokeless chips...
< 1385654255 301493 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :(a v !b) ^ (a v b v c) tells us, that (0, 1, x) and (0, 0, 0) can't be solutions < 1385654261 874654 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :(x = don't care) < 1385654308 880592 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1385654362 250180 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can just put a big "not" around the whole and apply deMorgan. < 1385654381 506316 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. < 1385654458 347517 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Due to that, the complexity of determining if the whole term is satisfiable is linear in the number of "don't care"s < 1385654482 705115 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :um wait what < 1385654488 808683 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is NP-complete, you know. < 1385654505 769299 :augur!~augur@c-71-57-182-133.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1385654526 97588 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :all known algorithms are exponential. < 1385654540 108764 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well < 1385654561 548658 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider exact 3-SAT with 6 Variables < 1385654573 918889 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1385654578 918187 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1385654615 718340 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm aware that it must be exponential ;) < 1385654655 762342 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :good, good < 1385654674 501092 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(if you can _prove_ it, you have a million dollars hth) < 1385654690 489260 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's exponential in the number of "don't care"s < 1385654703 266689 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds more likely < 1385654784 245083 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :In theory < 1385654952 840710 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@199.185.88.147 QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1385655129 885598 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think there should be an algorithm that is exponential in number of subterms < 1385655138 630374 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :like uhm < 1385655150 253424 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :8^m where m is the Numbers of Terms for 3-SAT < 1385655317 587979 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :7^m actually for 3-SAT < 1385655366 612132 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :because a single subterm is satisfiable in (2^n)-1 ways < 1385655517 640204 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable NICK :trout < 1385655695 667593 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1385655721 838534 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well you can have one that is exponential in number of variables, which is no more than 3*subterms < 1385655727 891509 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1385656537 26364 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1385656613 668201 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1385658041 803093 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1385660191 792837 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1385660567 957071 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1385661985 251628 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :back from lunch. the accentèd soup was good, but the place was cold. < 1385663686 460360 :lexande!arapp@terpsichore.ugcs.caltech.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does "kuusi palaa" mean? < 1385663716 109915 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :All those things listed in the image? < 1385663766 64288 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also see ion's comprehensive explanation. < 1385663785 260426 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh, "This account's public links are generating too much traffic and have been temporarily disabled!" < 1385663810 272580 :yiyus!1242712427@server1.bouncer4you.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1385663901 133726 :lexande!arapp@terpsichore.ugcs.caltech.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, it already got linked here, i see < 1385664035 881667 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a "joke" related to translating "voi äiti, joulukuusi palaa!" to Swedish in an intententionally wrong way; it goes something like "smör mamma, julsex kommer tillbaka!" < 1385664135 807520 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1385664179 127426 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :julsex? is that some kind of twisted Santa Fetish? < 1385664230 311909 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :That would be YuleSex < 1385664245 296351 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Them Swedes collapse en:six and en:sex, probably for some good reason. < 1385664265 411322 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.graficaobscura.com/future/futnotes.html < 1385664267 600724 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Also itself a subject of much giggling in primary school language lessons.) < 1385664302 176869 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@199.185.88.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385664312 20202 :lexande!arapp@terpsichore.ugcs.caltech.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i,i sextuplets < 1385664454 379220 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah: “try indenting from right to left” ??? < 1385664477 983928 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :A sextet too, I guess. < 1385664523 969243 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I doubt there is any good reason for using sex for six < 1385664639 365758 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What about the sex < 1385664642 728331 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pretty good reason < 1385664653 709860 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily : ANARCHISTS < 1385664740 456348 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :anarchists are a strangely structured bunch... < 1385664796 109489 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except : "Structured programming = slow. " < 1385664803 276069 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :THEY HATE STRUCTURE :o < 1385664824 955225 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :↑ cf. strangely. < 1385664882 29419 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though I'd love to see a modern OS programmed entirely efficiently < 1385664893 509520 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although I'm pretty sure it would cost a million dollars < 1385664896 418037 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does that work? "I just want to code, I don't want to abide by any structure. It slows me down." < 1385664944 4914 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess they want to code efficiently instead of maintainably < 1385664957 651763 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is a nice idea in theory < 1385664970 466890 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I wouldn't want to be the guy who has to pick up the project later on < 1385665006 926624 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if I apply their principles, all I'll achieve is unusable-code-that-only-works-on-my-machine-today. < 1385665007 122783 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, not a nice idea in theory. < 1385665025 489826 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily : But boy will it run smoothly! < 1385665042 417341 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :until you try to install something and it messes everything up. < 1385665050 329332 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :usability means more than 'speed'. < 1385665057 543895 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Such are the risks! < 1385665111 952758 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@141.70.114.6 QUIT :Quit: MindlessDrone < 1385665118 618061 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but there's no advantage. < 1385665140 828295 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, speed I guess < 1385665162 643624 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you run it for one thing on a dedicated machine, should be fine < 1385665173 241796 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385665183 449155 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But if you're running it for "one thing" you might as well just put that one thing on the hardware. < 1385665186 414239 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah: that I can't deny. but it's like doing lines of code as if doing lines of coke. instant gratification, but empty. < 1385665186 599292 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ABOUT LINEAR TYPING. < 1385665202 290701 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ello tswett < 1385665204 364775 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, tswett ! < 1385665206 487708 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hardware is expensive though! < 1385665212 512739 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ey there. < 1385665213 532131 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :beuh. who changed `ello? < 1385665213 689940 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: ey: not found < 1385665221 228848 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily : You say that like it's a bad thing < 1385665222 532712 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i guess we can't buy a computer then < 1385665231 453111 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat /bin/ello < 1385665232 832786 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: /bin/ello: No such file or directory < 1385665237 80155 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`which ello < 1385665238 652628 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/ello < 1385665239 596036 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A computer is probably cheaper than building a dedicated CPU < 1385665244 331812 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`paste /hackenv/bin/ello < 1385665247 98427 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip//hackenv/bin/ello < 1385665256 106312 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ello tsetto < 1385665256 551015 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :by 'on hardware' i meant just putting it on a regular cpu, but without an os < 1385665258 315876 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tsettello < 1385665261 974784 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :w < 1385665277 36879 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't that still software? < 1385665277 573796 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ello tswett < 1385665279 530198 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswettello < 1385665284 795555 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Software doesn't mean "on an OS" < 1385665288 23736 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, then. < 1385665306 733647 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess you can put it in a static memory, if that counts? < 1385665315 760414 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, but doesn't "on software" mean "on an OS"? < 1385665328 187569 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :software means all that can't be physically kicked around. < 1385665391 902742 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, right. ABOUT LINEAR TYPING. You can make a linear type system out of Haskell's type system just by adding one operator, ~, the dual operator. a with b becomes ~(Either ~a ~b), a par b becomes ~(~a, ~b), bottom becomes ~(), and so on. < 1385665436 260257 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And this raises the question, what does ~ mean? It acts suspiciously like (-> e), where "e" is some universally quantified type variable. < 1385665483 460224 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :But where do you put the quantifiers? < 1385665501 436373 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :on the left < 1385665525 771489 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, there's my problem. I was putting the quantifiers in Zimbabwe. < 1385665545 516733 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zimbabwe is to the left of some places, to be fair. < 1385665558 168335 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell oerjan can I learn Zimbabwe's quantification? < 1385665558 326267 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1385665573 16011 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let me see whether or not Zimbabwe is to my left right now. < 1385665575 246948 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm guessing it is. < 1385665604 681566 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: what are your current approximate coördinates? < 1385665628 941124 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :42.9612° N, 85.6557° W < 1385665680 648674 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Accurate to within a few tenths of a degree. < 1385665772 48326 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where was I. Oh yeah. < 1385665800 712876 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Really, all of linear logic's production rules can be translated directly into Haskell, practically unchanged! < 1385665804 135830 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just don't know what will come out. < 1385665806 121524 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i'm sorry it was mushy. they were very crunchy at the beginning of the month. < 1385665935 366897 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: don't be sorry, I quite enjoyed it. the sweetness was surprising, though. < 1385665965 901142 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: thanks. for scientific purposes, could you provide me with you body weigh? < 1385666032 263418 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: 185 lbs. < 1385666039 405015 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably accurate to within 5 lbs. < 1385666064 754396 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's much appreciated. and strangely precise. I am disturbed; this doesn't happen often... < 1385666101 417846 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :You don't usually get body weights accurate to within 5 lbs? < 1385666112 593868 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :also have people here been enjoying the autogenerated hackernews headlines? they use the same technique as fungot afaict < 1385666112 759568 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: call it " fn" is ( a f)) ( map fnord lst) < 1385666148 583459 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, gimme a few minutes, lemme see how the cut rule translates. < 1385666149 324926 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: I get frivolous answers, viz. megaluns. < 1385666158 661633 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? megalun < 1385666160 606609 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :megalun is a chain of a million SCSI devices. FreeFull weighs 482 of them. < 1385666171 586663 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: do you have my coordinates and body weigh? they are less fluctual now < 1385666171 744425 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see. < 1385666187 583364 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh dang, I never figured out whether or not Zimbabwe is to my left. < 1385666211 204698 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: I don't have your weigh. the coordinates were properly appröximated according to your last known address. < 1385666235 620767 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep, I'm pretty sure I would describe Zimbabwe as being on my left. < 1385666240 184711 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :righto < 1385666243 127856 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahm < 1385666246 768900 :muskrat!musk@dyn2-85-23-163-132.psoas.suomi.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1385666251 483468 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1385666261 452107 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably near 220lbs? < 1385666295 883647 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that'll do. < 1385666310 446912 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: michigan? zimbabwe is most definitely to your left. < 1385666329 594844 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Depends on which way I'm facing. < 1385666385 796246 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zimbabwe's leftness is orthogonal to your orientation. < 1385666389 470715 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently my desk points zimbabwe < 1385666410 508719 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :zimbabwards < 1385666414 790012 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I disagree. Zimbabwe's leftness is highly dependent on my orientation. < 1385666421 901617 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@199.185.88.147 QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1385666511 540977 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo "olsner's desk points zimbabwards. it is highly dependent on tswett's michiganic orientation." >wisdom/zimbabwe < 1385666515 729660 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1385666522 457720 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@199.185.88.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385666525 203489 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: it would only be orthogonal if michigan was antipodal to zimbabwe < 1385666556 524465 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1385666725 150377 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgello. < 1385666756 578588 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: sadly, I concur that is not the case. < 1385666760 74221 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think sgello is a kind of a (virtual?) string instrument? < 1385666821 62270 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizziello < 1385666879 397736 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION strokes Sgeo with a sbow
< 1385666971 942068 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm sure that's exactly what sgeo was hoping for waking up today < 1385666980 909516 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :"i need to get myself stroked today" < 1385667056 420814 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm hoping for a computer that doesn't keep struggling with its graphics driver < 1385667078 484079 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also hoping not to be stroked by something that I don't even know what it is < 1385667117 354232 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Looked it up. Apparently, boily is trying to run me over with an SUV? < 1385667172 194713 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1385667183 88649 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SBOW < 1385667191 490410 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Don't try to play innocent, we know what you did. < 1385667237 812452 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin torieux. there's always that chance that unknown words I type already mean something. I guess that just happened, eh? < 1385667257 396568 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I claim not-guilty. < 1385667300 90118 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :besides, how would one realistically stroke somebody else with an SUV? < 1385667671 968741 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :By driving over them, presumably. < 1385667735 569683 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I deny everything. also, Sgeo is a wall. < 1385667774 609592 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some people are walls, other people are wextras, it's just a fact of life. < 1385667964 464438 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: that's why you should type randomly-chosen 256-bit words < 1385668119 831827 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385668205 544190 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I 4ediGUdynGUJfQr0rGb582AvRrw6IBZX with you. < 1385668336 349903 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ew < 1385668348 90106 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's disgusting < 1385668378 871950 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So the cut rule ends up typed like this: < 1385668381 638345 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(d -> (b -> t4, g -> t3) -> t) -> ((d', b) -> (g' -> t2) -> t4) -> (d, d') -> (g -> t3, g' -> t2) -> t < 1385668406 295294 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where all those ts are the universally quantified variables. < 1385668975 256953 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Each one seems to correspond to a normal variable. t3 obviously corresponds to g, and t2 to g'. Then t4 seems to correspond to b, and t must correspond to d. And that leaves nothing to correspond to d'. < 1385669162 390308 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1385669491 315085 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :what cut rule thing? < 1385669521 824501 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :one cut to rule them all, and in the scissors snip them... < 1385669965 721425 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe cut elimination should be called stitching. < 1385670030 755017 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :chellopumpkin. int-hello. < 1385670285 244328 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1385670310 236537 :jochem88!525f6939@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.95.105.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385670330 333944 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome jochem88 < 1385670333 476622 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​13jochem88: 04Welcome 07to 08the 09international 02hub 06for 13esoteric 04programming 07language 08design 09and 02deployment! 06For 13more 04information, 07check 08out 09our 02wiki: 06. 13(For 04the 07other 08kind 09of 02esoterica, 06try 13#esoteric 04on 07irc.dal.net.) < 1385670366 240713 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385670377 19710 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoever asked, the cut rule is from here: http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/logic-linear/ < 1385670411 679795 :augur!~augur@c-71-57-182-133.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1385670554 599683 :jochem88!525f6939@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.95.105.57 QUIT :Client Quit < 1385670598 840498 :jm__!~jm@a82-95-105-57.adsl.xs4all.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1385670871 512597 :Slereah!x@176.222.51.233 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.techwyse.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/robots-txt1.gif < 1385670951 862426 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1385671014 350178 :yiyus!1242712427@server1.bouncer4you.de QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1385671275 344682 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@199.185.88.147 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1385671360 882582 :elliott_!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott JOIN :#esoteric < 1385671401 320379 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :relcome jut might be a bit too colourful < 1385671405 632490 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :just* < 1385671413 203751 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1385671415 747857 :Bike_!~Glossina@67-5-250-1.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1385671422 288181 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is not colourful enough < 1385671435 861655 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-232.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1385671461 955132 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385671468 824277 :Bike_!~Glossina@67-5-250-1.ptld.qwest.net NICK :Bike < 1385671529 115309 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :/set hide_colors on < 1385671849 692981 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-250-1.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1385672555 756102 :jm__!~jm@a82-95-105-57.adsl.xs4all.nl QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1385673121 272395 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Grumble murgle burgle, that computer with the noisy broken-sounding fan, into which I put a new nice and silent fan, has made the new fan also noisy and broken-sounding, in just a month or three. Must be some kind of a curse. < 1385673203 97901 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rwelcome FireFly < 1385673205 811312 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​06FireFly: 13Welcome 04to 07the 08international 09hub 02for 06esoteric 13programming 04language 07design 08and 09deployment! 02For 06more 13information, 04check 07out 08our 09wiki: 02. 06(For 13the 04other 07kind 08of 09esoterica, 02try 06#esoteric 13on 04irc.dal.net.) < 1385673212 248636 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, those are the same? < 1385673217 983291 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: did you cast the chicken bones right? < 1385673232 243117 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awful. < 1385673233 586427 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls -l bin/r*me < 1385673235 395150 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lrwxrwxrwx 1 5000 0 8 Oct 28 14:16 bin/relcome -> rwelcome \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 12 Sep 25 13:06 bin/resume \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 35 Oct 19 20:40 bin/rwelcome < 1385673235 602796 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think someone decided the other one broke too much stuff < 1385673243 991757 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`resume < 1385673245 353693 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :r�sum� < 1385673251 255242 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`stop < 1385673252 490868 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: stop: not found < 1385673256 40871 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cat bin/resume < 1385673257 380178 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo r�sum� < 1385673283 344473 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo 'echo resume' > bin/rèsumè; chmod +x bin/rèsumè < 1385673287 78769 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1385673514 197409 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :l'horreur. < 1385673707 376021 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :What! The non-word-based rainbow welcome is no more? < 1385673735 280689 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bah. I guess there's no accounting for taste. < 1385673736 80674 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: indeed. it was squished away by heretics. < 1385673741 418844 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :==fizzie < 1385673808 649763 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> fizzie == fizzie < 1385673809 530523 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: `fizzie'Not in scope: `fizzie' < 1385673815 726487 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-87-94.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1385674329 159672 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net QUIT :Quit: PSYCHOSOMATIC CHICKEN! < 1385674330 963735 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1385674399 517708 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@199.185.88.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385674458 499937 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT : < 1385674577 706298 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-87-94.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1385674684 872216 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-163-129.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1385675590 121108 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1385675674 301915 :elliott_!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott NICK :elliott < 1385677021 852314 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-163-129.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1385677137 177422 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-51-217.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1385677571 793389 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@199.185.88.147 QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1385677921 337611 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages-good < 1385677921 534980 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily said 3h 26m 3s ago: can I learn Zimbabwe's quantification? < 1385678124 184056 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1385678143 506329 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell boily the zimbabwean uncertainty principle means you cannot quantify their bmp precisely without causing runaway inflation. < 1385678143 664509 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1385678451 52166 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : There's a "joke" related to translating "voi äiti, joulukuusi palaa!" to Swedish [...] <-- google translate doesn't seem to know that meaning of "voi" < 1385678499 510745 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh it knows it the other way around. < 1385678610 882209 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hm it's listed in the footnotes if you try "voi" alone. < 1385678927 827196 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell boily beuh. who changed `ello? <-- i think you got hit by the tab expansion space issue. < 1385678928 22707 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1385678933 316925 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ello tswett < 1385678935 177078 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, tswett ! < 1385678937 201001 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ello tswett < 1385678938 997606 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswettello < 1385678954 257627 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ello oerjan < 1385678956 59656 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloerjan < 1385678975 577340 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ello оerjan < 1385678977 514841 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​оerjanello < 1385678989 219105 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :v. flexible command < 1385679000 503895 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unidecode оerjan < 1385679002 418681 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[U+043E CYRILLIC SMALL LETTER O] [U+0065 LATIN SMALL LETTER E] [U+0072 LATIN SMALL LETTER R] [U+006A LATIN SMALL LETTER J] [U+0061 LATIN SMALL LETTER A] [U+006E LATIN SMALL LETTER N] < 1385679006 454604 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1385679143 224361 :Sorella`!~quildreen@201.80.214.167 NICK :Sorella < 1385679144 982530 :Sorella!~quildreen@201.80.214.167 QUIT :Changing host < 1385679145 140374 :Sorella!~quildreen@oftn/member/Sorella JOIN :#esoteric < 1385679203 211070 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unencode [U+043E CYRILLIC SMALL LETTER O] < 1385679204 480338 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: unencode: not found < 1385679207 650436 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1385679208 359995 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`uniencode [U+043E CYRILLIC SMALL LETTER O] < 1385679209 557335 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: uniencode: not found < 1385679217 154555 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :h8rego < 1385679311 754209 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode CYRILLIC SMALL LETTER O < 1385679313 415489 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​о < 1385679435 456590 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :SHЕЕSH < 1385679689 902631 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode A < 1385679691 709695 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown character. < 1385679707 992586 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode PILE OF POO < 1385679709 777810 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown character. < 1385679766 286309 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're an unkown character < 1385679780 800448 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION looks at the logs
< 1385679787 315415 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1385679835 18256 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about the logs. < 1385679846 986334 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :They have piled up < 1385680111 587570 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : Hmm, those are the same? <-- some people overwrote the old relcome with rwelcome. < 1385680151 173129 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh it's actually a link. < 1385680167 840731 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :some bad people imo < 1385680197 808668 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :h8rs < 1385680208 726098 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i vaguely agree. < 1385680263 814985 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`resume < 1385680265 277016 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :r�sum� < 1385680272 988825 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/resume < 1385680274 476825 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo r�sum� < 1385680297 134618 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo "echo résumé" >bin/resume < 1385680300 719716 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1385680305 539236 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`resume < 1385680306 661256 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :résumé < 1385680343 853954 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1385680348 740668 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What did you change? < 1385680355 701576 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: it was in latin-1 < 1385680361 225608 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :now it's utf-8 < 1385680362 808657 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :!!!!!!! < 1385680366 461589 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :h8rs < 1385680373 69404 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know the old adage: when you résumé, you make a rés out of both you and mé. < 1385680386 590758 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rèsumè < 1385680387 959088 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :resume < 1385680397 310204 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION checks fizzie's line encoding. you pass.
< 1385680427 499884 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I not only pass, I pass-te. (From your line.) < 1385680437 961841 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unidecode rèsumè < 1385680439 632802 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[U+0072 LATIN SMALL LETTER R] [U+00E8 LATIN SMALL LETTER E WITH GRAVE] [U+0073 LATIN SMALL LETTER S] [U+0075 LATIN SMALL LETTER U] [U+006D LATIN SMALL LETTER M] [U+00E8 LATIN SMALL LETTER E WITH GRAVE] < 1385680440 3693 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fan-cy < 1385680453 393167 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: you appear to possess a grave disorder < 1385680461 947649 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :è.é < 1385680533 670050 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie also has it, it seems to be turning acute < 1385680536 487922 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does unicode require you to know the code point < 1385680539 141385 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :♪ when they resume the résumé ♪ < 1385680553 99698 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: but is it turning complete? < 1385680559 527612 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's all we care about in this channel < 1385680586 381446 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm we have defined turning tarpits, but have we defined turning completeness < 1385680607 664039 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :p. sure 2π is turning complete < 1385680653 418014 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1385680683 468153 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :itym (4/3)pau right? < 1385680692 199863 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is desperately trying to stop pronouncing the j in oerjan like the j in jack.
< 1385680715 695452 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"oerjack" doesn't sound too shabby. Maybe a bit piratey. < 1385680739 49317 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ørjack the ørrible < 1385680758 120167 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ørr < 1385680758 278115 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: yarr arr < 1385680768 431059 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot: you disappoint. < 1385680771 820988 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's the worst thing < 1385680799 294108 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there any actual difference between the commands? < 1385680802 348765 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :ϕrjan. < 1385680804 620355 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1385680810 465540 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :They have two different lists of responses. < 1385680826 659995 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Or did in the past. Maybe in the new age of mokusism that's different.) < 1385680831 93228 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :arright. < 1385680844 523627 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@yarrjn < 1385680844 681181 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Splice the Mainbrace! < 1385680879 133027 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :people who play music loudly are the worst people < 1385680975 310258 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: no, i would say people who do carpentry are just as bad. < 1385680987 885097 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1385680993 630439 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@wn mainbrace < 1385680994 837672 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :No match for "mainbrace". < 1385681009 348810 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :@wn vambrace < 1385681010 199353 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :*** "vambrace" wn "WordNet (r) 3.0 (2006)" < 1385681010 357543 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :vambrace < 1385681010 357700 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : n 1: cannon of plate armor protecting the forearm [syn: < 1385681011 532980 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : {vambrace}, {lower cannon}] < 1385681012 612903 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Close enough. < 1385681045 925384 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splice_the_mainbrace < 1385681149 62253 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, it has nothing to do with mainframes. *disappoint* < 1385681171 110042 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well it was more interesting than i expected. < 1385681380 688749 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 JOIN :#esoteric < 1385681457 666739 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aaaaaaaaah < 1385681469 62596 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've been pressganged into presenting a talk on esolangs < 1385681505 444331 :nooodl!~nooodl@23.157-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :how big of an audience are we talking < 1385681563 902186 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: well it probably beats joining the navy. < 1385681597 683776 :conehead!uid16140@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-qbtvfsvualdwnaza QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1385681656 523687 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl, around 6 < 1385681702 756723 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :cirka sex < 1385681850 75975 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(disclaimer: both of my previous messages make slightly more sense if you read the logs.) < 1385681891 637770 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :But only slightly. < 1385681921 554718 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was implied. < 1385681963 572212 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was also explied. < 1385682009 358508 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@wn exply < 1385682010 311341 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :No match for "exply". < 1385682019 599909 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot: your dictionary is useless < 1385682094 577173 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ex-ply, the euphemism for used toilet paper. < 1385682163 375534 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there an app for identifying a tune i whistle? < 1385682230 311858 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i vaguely recall hearing one mentioned, although in the context of it not really working. < 1385682238 904188 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Quit: My MacBook Pro has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz… < 1385682256 873923 :augur_!~augur@c-71-57-182-133.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1385682276 813037 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION assumes quintopia can google himself.
< 1385682301 277954 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :SoundHound claims to do it, IIRC. < 1385682312 107943 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah i've heard of that < 1385682360 375284 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i was asking because my googling had failed to turn it up < 1385682373 684464 :augur!~augur@c-71-57-182-133.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1385682381 150208 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Can SoundHound work if I whistle instead of singing or humming? < 1385682383 811272 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :SoundHound has been designed to work even when you whistle! But please note that the microphones on most mobile devices, including iPhones and Android phones, are very sensitive to whistling. To make sure your whistled search gets the best results, try not to whistle too loud or too close to the microphone: hold the phone at arm's length while whistling, and whistle at only a moderate volume ... < 1385682390 167458 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :... so that the SoundHound volume bar does not fill up all the way." < 1385682396 130271 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: yes, i'm just logically deducing that i don't need to do it. < 1385682405 380325 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :From what I recall, it does do humming better. < 1385682446 875547 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do I even do a talk on esolangs < 1385682499 51358 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Musipedia also does whistling, I believe. < 1385682510 536915 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm i am sure some finn here did some. not sure if it was fizzie or oklopol. < 1385682533 233825 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or maybe even another finn. < 1385682536 972868 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? finland < 1385682539 38188 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least nine of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus. < 1385682547 906011 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"You may sing or whistle (the latter might work better)" < 1385682551 273651 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess that covers all, then. < 1385682593 310804 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the big question is, does it work for people who cannot carry a tune. < 1385682599 221678 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :atehwa did some kind of series at the University of Helsinki. < 1385682674 121427 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Musipedia also has a keyboard if you can laboriously pick notes. < 1385682750 101002 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean tone deaf, i guess. < 1385682771 125779 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, unable to tell whether they have selected the right notes. < 1385682787 944212 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shazam (the other big name for "mainstream" music search) explicitly does not do singing, I think. < 1385682836 360277 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: It has a search-by-tapping-a-rhythm option for them. < 1385682902 232685 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Also a mode where you just say if consecutive notes are higher or lower than their predecessors.) < 1385682980 380569 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? poland < 1385682982 36055 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :poland? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1385682993 63457 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1385683001 28848 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom__Hoover, ... < 1385683015 913890 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1385683055 976025 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellp < 1385683105 33012 :Taneb!~Taneb@5.151.64.38 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom__Hoover, ... < 1385683179 648131 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ello Oerjan < 1385683181 670831 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellOerjan < 1385683192 330485 :tswett!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ello Logan < 1385683194 270823 :HackEgo!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lellogan