00:01:45 Sgeo: have you played that game ? ''other top games''? I hear it's good 00:22:01 -!- Bike_ has joined. 00:24:19 -!- Bike_ has quit (Client Quit). 00:24:33 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 00:24:38 -!- Bike_ has joined. 00:25:50 -!- Bike_ has changed nick to Bike. 00:43:39 -!- Koen_ has quit (Quit: Koen_). 00:54:24 Bike: "In totally unrelated news, Quantum Computing Since Democritus made Scientific American’s list of best summer books! I can’t think of a more appropriate honor, since if there’s any phrase that captures what QCSD is all about, “sizzling summer beach read” would be it." 00:54:30 aaronson is really great XD 00:54:59 cookin up search algorithms on the grill 00:56:29 I'm imagining a quantum computing romance now 00:56:35 like, romance novel 00:57:01 BQP wanted to union with BPP-path, but it was not to be 01:05:03 Disney cashes in with the film adaptation "Entangled" 01:07:26 ow. 01:24:55 -!- noooodl has joined. 01:26:34 hmm, I've come up with a conclusive proof why there will never be another stargate TV series 01:28:17 the premiere of each series has dialed one extra chevron, but there are no more left 01:32:49 Jafet: omg XD 01:34:54 -!- nooodl has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 01:42:22 Bike: so I'm home now 01:42:29 i believe you owe me a picture of elephants fisting each other 01:42:50 hey, hey, i only said fisting, not mutual fisting 01:42:59 ok fine jeez 01:42:59 http://media.tumblr.com/ecf88e222a33b3c867f1eabaf09bd45b/tumblr_inline_mpog8gvrjo1r577c9.png here you go though 01:43:02 way to get a guy's hopes up 01:43:17 I guess you could also call it "trunking" 01:43:21 if you hated yourself, i mean 01:43:50 that picture is not really that sexy 01:43:51 oh well 01:47:29 who are you to judge that 01:47:35 are you an elephant 01:47:46 i'm just speaking for myself here 01:47:55 i don't look like that 01:47:56 fyi 01:48:04 like which one? 01:48:07 also 01:48:17 `addquote Bike: so I'm home now i believe you owe me a picture of elephants fisting each other 01:48:21 1069) Bike: so I'm home now i believe you owe me a picture of elephants fisting each other 01:49:15 `quote 1068 01:49:16 1068) oh my, this is a photo of an elliott fisting [...] i meant elephant but you know what, ok. Bike: ... Bike: can you send me that picture when i'm not at work ok plz and thx 01:49:22 the series 01:49:39 I love quote continuity 01:49:50 quotinuity 01:51:46 For your enjoyment: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=elephant+poop 01:52:23 thank but also, no thanks 01:52:26 *s 01:53:19 I wonder if there is feta cheese about 01:53:19 hey it's limerick o'clock 01:53:24 ion: write me a limerick plz thx 01:53:38 Gracenotes: About what? 01:53:44 about 01:54:50 a bout of feta cheese 01:54:53 http://youtu.be/6h5ZLo-GO9E http://youtu.be/A2y_LEbdEVE http://youtu.be/VbPdrqdXx0g 01:54:53 @wn bout 01:54:54 *** "bout" wn "WordNet (r) 3.0 (2006)" 01:54:54 bout 01:54:54 n 1: (sports) a division during which one team is on the 01:54:54 offensive [syn: {turn}, {bout}, {round}] 01:54:54 2: a period of illness; "a bout of fever"; "a bout of 01:54:56 [5 @more lines] 01:55:11 i bet that continues with «feta cheese"; » 01:55:12 @more 01:55:12 depression" 01:55:12 3: a contest or fight (especially between boxers or wrestlers) 01:55:12 4: an occasion for excessive eating or drinking; "they went on a 01:55:12 bust that lasted three days" [syn: {bust}, {tear}, {binge}, 01:55:12 {bout}] 01:55:17 close enough 01:55:32 they went on a bout of feta cheese that lasted three days 01:56:10 A Boba Feta cheese 01:56:10 there is a cheese which is kind of like feta but not quite feta 01:56:20 it's called "bulgarian cheese" in hebrew 01:56:29 it is popular and delicious to eat it with watermelons 01:56:37 (and also other things) 01:57:36 woah I just started cooking a chicken tortilla thing with feta cheese 01:58:47 hmm i wonder whether you can find proper gvina bulgarit in san francisco 01:59:14 i think it is made from sheep's milk usually?? 02:03:24 *swats 02:03:24 I'm really struggling here to finish a limerick with shachaf as the primary rhyme. 02:03:34 it is not an easy feat >.> 02:03:35 wrong window 02:03:48 oerjan: what was the right window 02:03:54 can you split words 02:03:59 catch aff-irmative or something 02:04:06 > (text.flap) "oerjan" 02:04:07 shachaf: we can check out http://www.yelp.com/biz/samiramis-imports-san-francisco-2 02:04:09 uɐɾɹǝo 02:04:18 "They carry the Jericho garlic spread, which permits me to have a Zankou Chicken-like garlic experience." ++++++++ 02:04:21 I miss Zankou 02:04:26 Fiora: have you been to Zankou Chicken 02:05:51 they exist in southern california 02:05:52 I might have written myself into a corner 02:06:15 -!- Bike_ has joined. 02:06:42 kmc: hm http://www.samiramisimport.com/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=122&category_id=36&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=53 02:06:50 http://www.samiramisimport.com/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=123&category_id=36&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=53 02:07:03 looks good 02:07:56 maybe we can get watermelon too!! 02:08:17 can't find hours on their site, Yelp says they'll be open until 20:00 on Saturday though 02:08:25 shachaf: you can get watermelon anywhere >_< 02:08:33 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 02:08:34 there were a bunch of smashed watermelons at Church & Duboce 02:08:34 yes 02:08:39 this seems to happen a lot here 02:08:46 but you can't get watermelon & bulgarian cheese anywhere 02:08:52 people drop or throw a full bag of groceries from a third story window (??) 02:08:53 -!- Bike_ has changed nick to Bike. 02:08:58 anyway i didn't mean at that place i meant in general 02:08:59 is "watermelon & bulgarian cheese" a traditional dish 02:09:01 ok 02:09:16 hmm is it 02:10:07 https://encrypted.google.com/images?q=אבטיח+וגבינה+בולגרית 02:10:25 nutella and sausage?? 02:10:34 uh 02:10:37 not sure about that one 02:10:50 hm I guess the palestinean cafe in Cambridge does a fruit & cheese plate that's p. good 02:11:15 http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3398/3536010056_e9a8d6c67e.jpg awwwwww <3 02:11:30 and that one picture is... watermelon and halloumi?? 02:11:39 imo "bizarre" but maybe it's good too 02:11:43 was afraid that might be more elephant fisting 02:11:45 clicked anyway 02:11:51 never had halloumi 02:12:01 halloumi is a strange cheese 02:12:06 imo you should have some sometime 02:12:10 i will! 02:12:34 you have to grill it or something 02:12:56 i'll fry it 02:12:58 -!- Bike_ has joined. 02:14:24 hm 02:14:26 zankou is the besssssst 02:14:27 i suppose that works too 02:14:56 hmm is halloumi not vegetarian :'( 02:14:57 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 02:15:20 -!- Bike_ has changed nick to Bike. 02:17:03 It’s cheese. 02:17:36 yes but is it "set with rennet" 02:18:35 Is the use of rennet really that much to stomach? 02:18:42 Jafet: heh. heh. 02:19:03 womp womp 02:19:25 these days some rennet is produced by transgenic bacteria 02:19:32 yes 02:20:15 bacteria *or* fungi I should say 02:20:36 incl. black mold fungus 02:20:59 shachaf: are you interested in cheese making? 02:21:10 cathy makes cheese sometimes, mostly when we have some milk that has gone bad 02:21:17 just acid-set cheese so far 02:21:26 it comes out like paneer or cottage cheese, depending 02:21:33 hm i don't know much about cheese-making 02:21:45 potentially interesting 02:21:52 Milk gone off big-time-stylee, eh 02:21:57 you can also get enzymes out of thistle or other plants that substitute for rennet 02:22:24 -!- Bike_ has joined. 02:22:29 yes 02:22:37 wonder how much it would cost to pay someone to drive 6 hours to los angeles and get zankou chicken for me and bring it back 02:22:39 -!- Bike has quit (Disconnected by services). 02:22:41 -!- Bike_ has changed nick to Bike. 02:22:46 -!- Bike has left. 02:22:51 -!- Bike has joined. 02:23:12 los angeles is six hours away from san francisco????? 02:23:16 how much would it cost for them to not eat it on the way, is the real question 02:23:37 Fiora: gonna need another diagram here 02:23:42 elliott: yes approx 02:23:56 elliott: it's only about 2ms away at the speed of light ht 02:23:57 elliott: I realize that's like twice the entire length of your damp & dismal island 02:23:58 h 02:26:20 shachaf: also I found http://www.buyisraelgoods.org/scripts/mrkt_Home.asp?market_id=13&category_id=7 but maybe it's too creepy 02:28:45 why does the world need microcontrollers 02:28:50 great contribution to ##electronics imo 02:29:03 perhaps .bg bulgarian cheese > .il bulgarian cheese 02:29:08 why microcontrollers and not macrocontrollers?? 02:29:45 shachaf: we just don't know 02:30:14 someone once told me bulgarian women are the most attractive 02:30:17 he was quite insistent on this point 02:30:28 i'm not sure i've ever seen a bulgarian person 02:35:18 elliott: quick guide: (1) san francisco is in north california (2) los angeles is in the other california (3) california is big 02:35:48 (3) is quite difficult or me 02:35:50 *for 02:35:56 best california 02:36:23 elliott: basically imagine like, at least a hundred welsh people in a pile? that's like almost as big as california 02:36:54 come on, it's not even as far as London to Glasgow 02:37:11 so if it can target GCC, it could be possible to modify Glasgow to work with gcc-avr and use haskell for AVR micro controller 02:37:18 But then we would need a special Haskell dialect that would allow us to modify register directly and embeded Assembly inside it (in the impure main function, as IO type) 02:37:40 kmc: london and glasgow are literally in different countries 02:37:41 no stop. 02:37:47 Hexham to Dover 02:37:54 nobody wants to go to dover 02:37:59 what about the cliffs 02:38:04 fuck 02:38:05 the cliffs 02:38:11 elliott: would you vote yes on scottish independence 02:38:13 elliott: same kingdom though 02:38:23 kmc: probably 02:38:44 why do you even live in a kingdom 02:38:47 their politics are a bit less fucked 02:38:54 probably i would then have to move to scotland though 02:39:03 and then i would freeze to death 02:39:40 alright are you all ready for some Bad Java Code 02:39:49 gb2tdwtf 02:39:56 my friend works for a school and his undergrads decided they needed to write a calendar 02:39:56 that said, continue. 02:39:59 http://pastebin.com/qzngL9iE 02:40:27 -!- Rig has joined. 02:40:29 kmc: why do you ask anyway 02:40:33 `relcome Rig 02:40:36 Rig: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) 02:40:39 i don't understand 02:40:48 people need to learn the basic visual technique 02:40:54 of seeing code that looks the same seven times on the screen 02:40:56 of freezing to death? 02:40:57 oh 02:41:05 this should cause you to feel a sensation similar to spiders trying to crawl up your butthole 02:41:22 I think CS education needs more Ludovico Technique 02:41:23 kmc's interests: elephant fisting, spider butthole invasions 02:41:29 , drugz 02:41:31 elliott: don't forget drug 02:41:32 efb 02:41:59 -!- sprocklem has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 02:42:10 good way to welcome Rig 02:42:11 imo 02:42:16 yes 02:42:22 Could be worse. 02:42:34 rig could have been a spider butthole fetishist. 02:42:38 I'm the one refactoring the code Bike shared. 02:42:42 it takes all kinds 02:42:47 ah good luck w/ that 02:42:48 `WeLcOmE Rig 02:42:51 RiG: wElCoMe tO ThE InTeRnAtIoNaL HuB FoR EsOtErIc pRoGrAmMiNg lAnGuAgE DeSiGn aNd dEpLoYmEnT! fOr mOrE InFoRmAtIoN, cHeCk oUt oUr wIkI: hTtP://EsOlAnGs.oRg/wIkI/MaIn_pAgE. (FoR ThE OtHeR KiNd oF EsOtErIcA, tRy #EsOtErIc oN IrC.DaL.NeT.) 02:43:06 `? welcome.es 02:43:10 ¡Bienvenido al centro internacional para el diseño y despliegue de lenguajes de programación esotéricos! Para obtener más información, echa un vistazo a nuestro wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Para el otro tipo de esoterismo, prueba #esoteric en irc.dal.net.) 02:43:13 `? bienvenue 02:43:19 i'm ust in love with "this.add(new Day(OfTheWeek.Monday, 1, 0));" 02:43:20 Bienvenue sur le centre international pour le design et le déploiement des langages de programmation ésotériques! Pour plus d'informations, visitez le wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Pour l'autre type d'ésotérisme, essayez #esoteric sur irc.dal.net.) 02:43:23 `tervetuloa Bike 02:43:24 /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: tervetuloa: not found 02:43:26 Bike: I like their anonymous ArrayList subclass 02:43:30 hey what did youc all me 02:43:36 @ask ion to fix `tervetuloa hth 02:43:36 Consider it noted. 02:43:45 Bike: i think it's a fermented fish product? 02:44:00 either that or it means "welcome" in finnish 02:44:12 don't finnish people welcome with fermented fish products 02:44:13 kmc: can't it be both 02:44:17 and "tervemenoa" means "good riddance" 02:44:21 anyway, so many lines of code, I'm impressed. The author must have at least twice as many lines of code as his coworker. What a chump, that guy. 02:44:41 `addquote Bike: i think it's a fermented fish product? either that or it means "welcome" in finnish 02:44:44 1070) Bike: i think it's a fermented fish product? either that or it means "welcome" in finnish 02:44:46 you're on a roll today kmc 02:44:49 thx 02:44:53 I think I may be trying too hard 02:45:03 that's ok, we all are 02:45:11 zzo38 isn't 02:45:35 the key to trying too hard is to try harder, but try less frequently. 02:45:42 wise 02:46:02 same overall amount of hardness 02:47:24 what's wrong with that java code "looks good to me" 02:47:33 `smlist (410) 02:47:34 smlist (410): shachaf monqy elliott mnoqy 02:47:49 ah yes it's that time of tuesday/thursday evening 02:47:51 again 02:48:28 olist and smlist in the same day 02:48:38 what was the exploit that used a previously unknown MD5 weakness? 02:49:11 every md5 weakness was previously unknown 02:49:34 perhaps you are thinking of the ""flame"" thing 02:50:27 yes, the recent one; I was reminded of it (though not the name) reading about Stuxnet 02:50:34 elliott: america is *really really huge* 02:50:36 like unreasonable huge 02:50:42 at least twice as big as wales 02:51:03 Fiora: agreed re: unreasonable 02:51:18 austerity measure to save america money: cut down on size??? you really don't need all that country 02:51:29 well it's not like we use all of it 02:51:30 it's scary. you're intimidating all the other countries 02:51:32 we p. much just need the coasts 02:51:34 alaska and hawaii were just flagrant wastes of money 02:51:35 except like russia 02:51:36 the density drops off pretty hilariously in the middle 02:51:37 Really, Texas could be sold. 02:51:40 the least coast and the best code 02:51:42 coast 02:51:44 basically the US is like any normal country except everything is 5 times farther apart 02:51:50 initial and terminal objects in the category of coasts 02:51:56 russia doesn't count since they just have everything in the west 02:52:06 the West Coast isn't really a coast 02:52:07 -!- qxr has joined. 02:52:09 and in the east they still have reindeer herders, because are you going to bother someone who lives in fucking siberia 02:52:11 kind of disqualifies it 02:52:26 Gracenotes: you aren't really a coast :'( 02:52:31 america's size stems from them stretching out a far smaller area of land to make the most of what they had 02:52:37 during the war of independence in 1 BC 02:52:46 I am totally a coaster 02:52:48 `relcome qxr 02:52:50 qxr: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) 02:52:54 stop relcoming everyone 02:52:56 you'll wear it out 02:53:07 relcome is the best welcome, sorry 02:53:08 `welcome elliott 02:53:10 elliott: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) 02:53:15 not sure we even need the others 02:53:16 Rig: but who would buy texas. 02:53:19 relcome does seem the best. 02:53:26 `WELCOME Rig 02:53:28 RIG: WELCOME TO THE INTERNATIONAL HUB FOR ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE DESIGN AND DEPLOYMENT! FOR MORE INFORMATION, CHECK OUT OUR WIKI: HTTP://ESOLANGS.ORG/WIKI/MAIN_PAGE. (FOR THE OTHER KIND OF ESOTERICA, TRY #ESOTERIC ON IRC.DAL.NET.) 02:53:34 Nah, still not better. 02:53:37 I mean, Mexico has tons of empty space 02:53:40 Rig: You haven't seen half of the welcomes! 02:53:44 but everyone still insists on living in Mexico City 02:53:45 I... 02:53:48 You have no place to say things like that. 02:54:07 Bike tells me that HackEgo actually creates a VM for every command. 02:54:08 The fullwidth welcome is still there, right? 02:54:27 `ＷＥＬＣＯＭＥ　Rig 02:54:28 /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: ＷＥＬＣＯＭＥ　Rig: not found 02:54:31 Rig: sort of 02:54:33 `ＷＥＬＣＯＭＥ Rig 02:54:35 it uses user mode ilnux 02:54:35 ＲＩＧ：　ＷＥＬＣＯＭＥ　ＴＯ　ＴＨＥ　ＩＮＴＥＲＮＡＴＩＯＮＡＬ　ＨＵＢ　ＦＯＲ　ＥＳＯＴＥＲＩＣ　ＰＲＯＧＲＡＭＭＩＮＧ　ＬＡＮＧＵＡＧＥ　ＤＥＳＩＧＮ　ＡＮＤ　ＤＥＰＬＯＹＭＥＮＴ！　ＦＯＲ　ＭＯＲＥ　ＩＮＦＯＲＭＡＴＩＯＮ 02:54:42 not quite as heavy as a full vm but still "booting a kernel" 02:54:45 hey, hey, why'd it cut off 02:54:50 Bike: irc length limits hth 02:54:52 Ah. 02:54:52 Bike: too biug 02:54:55 like america 02:54:57 oh nooooo 02:55:03 unfortunately there are no country length limits :( 02:55:11 elliott: hey not everybody in america is "fullwidth" 02:55:12 imo, alias `america to `ＷＥＬＣＯＭＥ 02:55:42 Rig: it's also under version control! so it's like at least thirty times better than the code at your job. 02:55:54 shachaf: is that a fat joke? 02:56:02 Bike: Nah, we're under version control. 02:56:19 SVN is not really my idea of good version control though. 02:56:28 see. HackEgo is on, like. git? probably. 02:56:48 hackego uses hg 02:56:54 because Gregor is kind of a weirdo 02:56:57 close enough imo 02:57:10 I'd settle for hg or git. But my boss dislikes distributed version control for some reason. 02:57:13 no discussion of weird things here. 02:58:01 Fiora: i thought it was a response to one 02:58:07 Rig: use hg or git with the final backend being some boring centralized thing, with say a code review system in between. 02:58:24 Hahaha. Code review. 02:58:24 no, elliott was just talking about america having "a lot of territory", if you know what i mean. 02:58:34 what i mean is the same as what i literally said, btw 02:58:48 wait it's a rig 02:58:55 bike did you invite a rig in here 02:59:02 big rigs over the road racing 02:59:05 yes we're all in the same other channel dunkass 02:59:08 I'm being optimisticic 02:59:22 Bike told me there was no optimism in this channel. 02:59:38 i am optimistic 02:59:38 I think he introduced it as being full of cool people that hate programming. 02:59:48 well, unfortunately, kmc recently got a cool job 02:59:54 so people are in a good mood about programming 02:59:56 it's terrible. 03:00:03 no I still hate programming 03:00:09 shachaf: ##nomic hth 03:00:15 elliott hates everything 03:00:17 oerjan: ? 03:00:28 actually I don't hate programming 03:00:29 but it's annoying 03:00:29 i sometimes wish elliott didn't hate things so much :'( 03:00:40 are you saying you hate my hatred of things 03:00:43 no 03:00:46 he just wouldn't be the same elliott if he had a healthy, sustainable outlook on life 03:00:52 gee thanks Bike 03:01:03 Bike: hatred is sustainable 03:01:10 gee thanks shachaf 03:01:13 > (text.flap) "uɐɾɹǝo" 03:01:16 oǝɹɾɐ¿ 03:01:28 general hatred from a person, or specific hatred of a person? 03:01:48 the latter is usually more sustainable than the former. 03:02:06 look man, i'm not a "hatred expert". I have people for that. People and elephants. 03:02:17 Gracenotes: is that like initial and terminal objects 03:02:22 in the category of h8rs 03:02:33 and h8ees 03:02:41 -!- Lumpio- has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 03:02:47 well i mean there's always an identity morphism 03:02:53 so everyone hates themselves 03:02:55 "axioms" 03:02:56 hey people remember when this channel made sense 03:03:00 yeah me neither 03:03:07 it made sense before you joined 03:03:09 it's like a category but with no identities. the best kind. 03:03:09 category theory "makes sense". 03:03:19 Gracenotes: that's called a semigroupoid 03:03:19 Bike: does this honestly look like category theory to you 03:03:33 no, it looks like shachaf. 03:03:37 shachaf: no u 03:03:37 i assume shachaf is a category. 03:03:40 what does shachaf look like 03:03:55 monoidal. 03:04:04 * Fiora hugs Rig here too then 03:04:19 omg you can't just ask what shachaf looks like 03:04:28 you have to put him in diagrams and ask if they commute 03:04:37 commute where 03:04:50 kmc: should i have a hair cut y/n 03:04:54 it's intransitive 03:04:55 my hair is getting annoying 03:05:06 esp. in this weather etc. 03:05:09 to you or to others? 03:05:18 to me 03:05:22 shachaf: i don't remember how much hair you have 03:05:28 however if you don't like having that much, you should get it cut 03:05:33 you will look good either way 03:05:46 well that goes without saying hth 03:06:03 on july 25 2011 i shaved all my hair 03:06:17 Rig: hey you'll probably hear an equally terrible joke along these lines like at least once in the future here so I'm gonna get it out the way with: 03:06:25 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 03:06:26 and then went for a few hours of walking in the sun and got a sunburn :'( 03:06:27 Rig: the best thing about you is that you're never negative 03:06:38 i... don't get it 03:06:39 everyone who got that feel free to kill me 03:06:49 man that's also the best thing about functors 03:07:13