< 1370131218 72480 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i only logbrowsed them) < 1370131495 984628 :sprocklem!~sprocklem@S010674440130be65.cg.shawcable.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1370132200 150176 :sprocklem!~sprocklem@S010674440130be65.cg.shawcable.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1370132713 952376 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: If you sum all integers, like with many sums, the result would depend on how you pair things up < 1370132723 746767 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you pair the negatives with the positives you'd just get 0 < 1370132772 49973 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: hm I think the first half of that is more due to incompleteness than due to halting theorem, though I guess they are pretty related < 1370132808 49461 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, the TM that comes to mind is one which searches for a proof or disproof of a statement which is true but not provable in zfc < 1370132813 317843 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but maybe there are others < 1370132820 602555 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1370132878 781074 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :find paradoxes in things that know how to talk about themselves with this one weird trick < 1370132887 2768 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :logic professors hate him < 1370133037 341237 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: i meant naturals. < 1370133050 185376 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should I watch Dollhouse? < 1370133064 599416 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1370133069 125006 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(shachaf, take note) < 1370133089 49589 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it's just me whose time you want to waste. < 1370133094 572218 :shachaff!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1370133106 777550 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe. < 1370133145 232700 :shachaff!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :should i watch The Sting < 1370133149 532399 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wasn't it shafchaf < 1370133155 197092 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oopse < 1370133158 851605 :shachaff!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com NICK :shafchaf < 1370133166 215933 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shafkchaf < 1370133176 628450 :shafchaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com NICK :shafkchaf < 1370133243 38543 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: you use the TM which searches for a proof or disproof of the statement that a given TM halts. then from that you construct a TM for which there is no such proof or disproof, thus incidentally proving a version of the incompleteness theorem from the halting theorem construction. < 1370133314 709079 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :otherwise, the usual incompleteness theorem doesn't say that its undecidable statement has anything to do with TMs. < 1370133359 724851 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :interesting < 1370133385 708887 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :note to self: do not ^A M in screen < 1370133988 606873 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why < 1370134043 136119 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there something wrong with this? http://sprunge.us/XOOT < 1370134098 397247 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :xoot suit < 1370134150 422233 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : while(m ::= "a"* "b"*; ::= "a" "b" | epsilon < 1370135102 756179 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Given a string of as and bs in that language, the number of parses of that string is the x^(number of as) y^(number of bs) coefficient of 1/(1 - xy)(1 - x)(1 - y). < 1370135104 999965 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: you know it's undecidable whether a cf grammar is ambiguous or not, right? < 1370135105 942730 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Suspicious. < 1370135108 738011 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: yep. < 1370135112 780961 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, no. < 1370135117 746831 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I'm not surprised. < 1370135150 770312 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a simple reduction from the post correspondence problem < 1370135177 486874 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like that i went searching for the semantics of the comma operator and one of the first hits was "GCC Bug 6409 - C comma operator: wrong behavior" < 1370135198 838612 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :semantics: n/a < 1370135224 591946 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :comma is a sequence point iirc, while assignment is not (iirc) < 1370135239 680475 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i think so too < 1370135241 300629 :amca!~amca@CPE-121-208-80-15.cqzr1.cha.bigpond.net.au QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1370135275 56603 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks like that could be done with memcpy/memmove instead < 1370135337 291900 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: how much drugz have you taken since you got to ca < 1370135357 617533 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I guess the parses of this grammar are really pretty simple. I wonder what's a language that has more sophisticated parses... < 1370135364 532048 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :In my program it is *supposed* to corrupt the table by copying it like that. < 1370135372 409719 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: lots < 1370135377 491115 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :mostly booze < 1370135389 210657 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ooh, here's one: ::= "a"** < 1370135391 742013 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://gcc.gnu.org/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=11751 is kind of amusing as well < 1370135447 945146 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Each string there has infinitely many parses. That won't do. How about this one: ::= ("a"+)* < 1370135449 215087 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: do they mark every undefined behavior bug as a duplicate of that one < 1370135493 714850 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it just keeps going XD < 1370135494 775778 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems to be the trend < 1370135495 249994 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :If there are x as, then the number of parses is really just 2^(x-1). Unless there are no as. < 1370135512 74565 :shafkchaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com QUIT :Quit: ff < 1370135517 174402 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :«The code is undefined, which means we should be able to do system("rm -Rf /");, note we don't.» thanks, asshole < 1370135517 330294 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe only ones related to multiple-assignment between sequence points < 1370135544 252705 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh that is what I would say < 1370135547 788020 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe in somewhat more words < 1370135562 764147 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: but would you use an uppercase r < 1370135564 758792 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :like fuck, they know perfectly well it's undefined, they're just asking for a bit vendor-definition < 1370135573 501775 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could at least tell them it's too much work or something < 1370135595 717880 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1370135605 179319 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"rm -rf /" is the one true rm command < 1370135631 255908 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :So how can (a++)+(a++)+(++a) there evaluate to 4? < 1370135642 946038 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: "compiler-dependent" (i.e. implementation-defined) isn't the same as "undefined" < 1370135645 64003 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: no I don't think the original opener of the ticket knows that it's undefined < 1370135662 120499 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: it's undefined, it can do anything < 1370135674 462115 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, i'm reading the thread < 1370135675 347877 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://gcc.gnu.org/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=11751#c28 < 1370135678 356962 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :All right. Does it evaluate to 4 in a sensible manner, and if so, what is that manner? < 1370135684 747592 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i know. < 1370135700 290891 :FreeFull_!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1370135710 938918 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370135718 685869 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: that's not the original ticket opener who the rm -Rf comment was directed towards < 1370135731 120740 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I see. < 1370135739 22986 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :UB is useful to the compiler because it enables optimizations < 1370135779 359657 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, but you could explain that < 1370135780 36107 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So undefined behavior is there to extend the equivalence class between programs. < 1370135788 600430 :pikhq_!~pikhq@24-107-139-209.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :As well as giving implementations some leeway... < 1370135795 351138 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Yes, that is why I wanted to add some strange operators. < 1370135795 766629 :elieser2241!~elieser22@190.121.239.32 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370135808 92269 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: you had one that was "AND or ADD" right? < 1370135817 951357 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :er, "OR or ADD"? < 1370135821 899382 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Yes. < 1370135841 305755 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1370135843 961546 :pikhq_!~pikhq@24-107-139-209.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Signed overflow being UB makes it 'sane' to use one's complement integers. < 1370135865 514349 :pikhq_!~pikhq@24-107-139-209.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Admittedly this particular case is probably dubious. < 1370135897 843150 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there a way to compile a program so that all "undefined behaviors" produce an error message? < 1370135903 398893 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably not. < 1370135908 452313 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean. There are a lot. < 1370135923 403196 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :detecting UB at compile time is ~impossible, but I think you can write runtime checks for most of them < 1370135927 218650 :elieser224!~elieser22@190.121.238.15 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370135929 252276 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1370135939 506459 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I,I valgrind < 1370135952 678400 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The number of ways to produce undefined behavior should be O(n) in the length of the spec. < 1370135954 272326 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, also ASan is in GCC 4.8 now < 1370135961 836007 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :asan? < 1370135966 930418 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :er, 4.9 < 1370135969 421213 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://code.google.com/p/address-sanitizer/ < 1370136012 212312 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"It finds use-after-free and {heap,stack,global}-buffer overflow bugs", 2x slowdown I think < 1370136016 683149 :pikhq_!~pikhq@24-107-139-209.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: Some instances of UB require a halting oracle to identify. < 1370136018 670487 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nice. < 1370136028 880118 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(varies by application of course) < 1370136032 104898 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: I mean so that they produce an error message at runtime. < 1370136044 992508 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you need a halting oracle to recognize UB at runtime? < 1370136047 464103 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: someone at Mozilla mentioned that they knew someone who used xpdf in valgrind always < 1370136053 7518 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ha < 1370136065 177050 :pikhq_!~pikhq@24-107-139-209.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd be unsurprised to find that really. < 1370136065 948967 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i used valgrind for mosh to simulate laggy server process < 1370136069 444531 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why? < 1370136076 713257 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why which < 1370136078 68419 :elieser2241!~elieser22@190.121.239.32 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1370136080 452233 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :xpdf < 1370136105 965432 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :because xpdf has more holes than a... some kind of object with lots of holes < 1370136122 28472 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, security? < 1370136126 970760 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1370136131 558598 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I had not considered that use of valgrind. < 1370136144 270128 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love reading pdfs about vulnerabilities of pdf viewers < 1370136155 546668 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is something like for(;;);free(x);free(x); undefined behavior? < 1370136193 696311 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: maybe Mosh should detect GCC 4.9 and run some benchmarks of the slowdown on your machine and then build with ASan < 1370136201 729255 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :freeing the same pointer twice is undefined isn't it < 1370136202 659432 :pikhq_!~pikhq@24-107-139-209.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: No. < 1370136214 756140 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, durr, ignore me < 1370136229 567417 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not actually a reasonable idea but I do think --enable-asan or something would be good < 1370136250 523296 :pikhq_!~pikhq@24-107-139-209.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Double-free can never occur in the C abstract machine, and as it so happens, this never occurs. < 1370136266 527085 :pikhq_!~pikhq@24-107-139-209.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Likewise, goto foo;free(x);free(x);foo: is defined behavior. < 1370136308 183290 :elieser2241!~elieser22@190.121.239.15 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370136331 305431 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what if i put a double free after a loop which searches for a nontrivial zero of the riemann zeta function which is not on the critical line < 1370136347 310842 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: Would it be allowed to optimize the second free into unreachable? < 1370136352 4707 :pikhq_!~pikhq@24-107-139-209.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Yes. < 1370136373 507099 :pikhq_!~pikhq@24-107-139-209.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anything that would be UB may be assumed to never occur. < 1370136390 918863 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: you know i've been thinking that an ideal compiler woul dhave to be a good mathematician < 1370136395 96280 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(In the case you gave, though, it could optimize out all of it, but after a loop like kmc described, it would have to do that.) < 1370136416 876025 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: Yes, I think an ideal *optimizer* would have to be < 1370136429 244952 :elieser224!~elieser22@190.121.238.15 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1370136445 254603 :elieser2241!~elieser22@190.121.239.15 PART :#esoteric < 1370136482 557194 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder if anyone ever asked Gödel whether God could decide all statements in number theory < 1370136504 125580 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1370136521 247060 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so if 'for(;;);free(x);free(x);' is not UB, then the C spec must define what kinds of infinite loops the compiler is required to detect < 1370136534 325332 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why? < 1370136554 829223 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's defined only because the loop is infinite < 1370136565 768336 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. Why is the compiler ever required to detect it? < 1370136595 612017 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :extern void f(); f(); free(x); free(x); is also defined if f never returns, presumably. < 1370136608 352236 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, yes, you're right < 1370136623 639924 :elieser224!~elieser22@190.121.238.9 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370136629 844134 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's only required if the compiler is going to 'look ahead' for UB code and remove stuff before it < 1370136633 968053 :elieser224!~elieser22@190.121.238.9 PART :#esoteric < 1370136644 19003 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is an implementation decision that the compiler authors can restrict however they like in keeping with the spec < 1370136645 34124 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's for optimizations etc., so not really specified by the spec. < 1370136647 938828 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. < 1370136690 402988 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder whether there are compiler bugs like this. < 1370136692 40349 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably. < 1370136801 16493 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Josh (who you met) works at Synaptics and found something like 40 bugs in their in-house C compiler using Csmith < 1370136831 165230 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION → afk < 1370136857 503958 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :They have an in-house C compiler? < 1370137052 889366 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I fixed my program. < 1370137534 748261 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: did you know it's illegal for a minor to be in a public space in east palo alto between 23:00 and 6:00 < 1370137952 89891 :elieser224!~elieser22@190.121.238.1 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370138586 773713 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :synaptics as in the touchpad people? < 1370138662 644554 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointing_stick < 1370138668 756696 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love how crude the name makes it sound < 1370139089 853546 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1370139117 587106 :elieser224!~elieser22@190.121.238.1 PART :#esoteric < 1370139719 138314 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett, is Sine down? < 1370139873 296036 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1370140098 259510 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: really? fascists < 1370140104 540407 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: what did you fix < 1370140114 403589 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: they recently even started enforcing it < 1370140122 227230 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why < 1370140138 54817 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you do if you're a homeless kid? < 1370140142 137722 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you just can't exist in epa? < 1370140241 645037 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://library.municode.com/HTML/16328/level4/SUHITA_TIT9PUPEMOWE_CH9.20PRMI_ARTIINGE.html < 1370140402 730614 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh it's a port of GCC < 1370140402 841208 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, you count as "emancipated" in CA if you've gotten married. < 1370140432 796330 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is Josh (who i met) on irc < 1370140447 936086 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: yeah, if you have rich parents you can get better financial aid if you marry someone poor < 1370140453 748873 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :he is not < 1370140461 167061 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but he is looking over my shoulder < 1370140478 803433 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi Josh (who i met) < 1370140775 243042 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1370141506 388726 :Nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1370142406 128373 :constant!root@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1370142834 989212 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone should build pam_brethalyzer < 1370142872 46535 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are the names of destroyer ships supposed to have "class" at the end? < 1370142903 9556 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1370142938 974184 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :In this game I am playing, they do, both for the United States and Japanese ships. < 1370142939 486790 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :a class of ships is named after one of the ships in the class (usually the first one?) < 1370142948 969003 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so e.g. the USS Iowa was a Montana-class battleship < 1370142956 324668 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is what it does: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:BB61_USS_Iowa_BB61_broadside_USN.jpg < 1370142972 330511 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :O, so that's how it works. < 1370144089 917903 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/search?p=3&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code < 1370144179 851975 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone should write a script that does that kind of search and creates issues in the project < 1370144193 6819 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Perhaps with human supervision to ensure no false positives) < 1370144233 185341 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm sure that will go over well < 1370144250 271254 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone should write a script that submits a pull request for every PHP project which simply deletes the entire project < 1370144287 619439 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :does github have policies about bots like that? < 1370144323 241011 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to raise an issue with the 4 day old one < 1370144349 924551 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone already did < 1370144366 571561 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1370144371 161816 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/gregmolnar/infokos/commit/5eba4f5d7840d0f97135094214dad343a9c30e41 < 1370144397 388565 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not really the sort of fix I would personally recommend < 1370144398 99404 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1370144402 88064 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :will that actually work < 1370144402 337798 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Google says it'll be 37° in Palo Alto next week. < 1370144426 873247 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :there ought to be a law < 1370144427 399701 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is a very PHP way to fix that problem < 1370144488 983648 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :in PHP i wouldn't be so sure that (int)x can never be "'; DROP DATABASE; --" < 1370144508 836913 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm probably naive here but: is constructing a query string really the best way to do that anyway? that seems about as good as constructing code to eval because that's what it is, which seems like not good. < 1370144525 595969 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: In PHP mysql_query can't do multiple semicolon-separated queries! < 1370144528 85520 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So we're safe. < 1370144528 754552 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth < 1370144530 237812 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, at least two languages I like are centered around constructing code to eval! < 1370144543 859033 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do they suck? < 1370144545 549771 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Be honest. < 1370144551 547036 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think they do. < 1370144561 248984 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Be honest, sgeo. < 1370144561 320814 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: No, constructing a query string is not the best way to do that. hth < 1370144568 489871 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So what's the good way. < 1370144593 30895 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Parameterized queries are the obvious improvement to make that safe. < 1370144595 557586 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :most languages / DB APIs have something like query("SELECT foo FROM bar WHERE x = ?", x) < 1370144598 46772 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike, Tcl and Rebol are both fantastic languages! Just ask pikhq_ about Tcl. < 1370144601 744915 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah parametrized queries < 1370144604 41982 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I.e. what kmc said. < 1370144610 634082 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah that makes more sense. < 1370144610 736567 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also using a higher-level thing like an ORM. < 1370144612 981287 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :does php have that? < 1370144615 4287 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :safer, easier to write, and you can also save and compile them ahead of time < 1370144615 744089 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1370144620 90490 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. < 1370144626 118078 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Not necessarily an ORM. Just something high-level.) < 1370144630 923931 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah I was wondering about the compiling too. < 1370144634 205583 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, an ORM, or just a DSL for building SQL < 1370144638 349696 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think sqlalchemy is both < 1370144645 289717 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@quote strings < 1370144645 909086 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :uninverted says: Moving from lisp to haskell with respect to functions is like moving from c to perl with respect to strings. < 1370144650 127062 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1370144650 820998 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@quote stark < 1370144651 298435 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :AlanPerlis says: The string is a stark data structure and everywhere it is passed there is much duplication of process. It is a perfect vehicle for hiding information. < 1370144659 54533 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@quote AlanPerlis string < 1370144659 428093 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :AlanPerlis says: The string is a stark data structure and everywhere it is passed there is much duplication of process. It is a perfect vehicle for hiding information. < 1370144661 617323 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1370144670 917662 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That one. < 1370144706 855437 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :web development involves a ton of metaprogramming, much of it at string level :/ < 1370144735 430848 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1370144740 142240 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Similarly you should use a templating system or something high-level to generate HTML! < 1370144785 607502 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i would call most templating systems "string level" < 1370144789 254677 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :dunno < 1370144829 968755 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what should we use to generate templating systems < 1370144845 665133 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it turns out that metaprogramming and functional programming are really useful, if you don't tell people that they are fancy math things < 1370144850 915256 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Similarly to the SQL thing, I mean. < 1370144860 496188 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Templating systems corresponding to the x = ? case. < 1370144864 834004 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1370144881 991814 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even in C you can have SQL with ?1 and so on if you use SQLite, or probably other database engines too. < 1370144911 983605 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alternatively you change the name of all your string variables to usBlah and then rely on humans to make sure all the names match up. < 1370144955 785591 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I heard that's the proper way to do it. < 1370144981 370582 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://linux.die.net/man/1/ecpg "ecpg is the embedded SQL preprocessor for C programs. It converts C programs with embedded SQL statements to normal C code by replacing the SQL invocations with special function calls." < 1370144985 704256 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's always "fun" is mixing front-end templating with back-end templating that is unaware of the front-end templating < 1370144996 720311 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh yes < 1370145004 200286 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :metatemplatery < 1370145023 833840 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe i should just go to your house and talk, rather than html < 1370145142 639463 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf did that < 1370145175 12311 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Talk? Not really. < 1370145180 745289 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1370145192 321105 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You all live near each other? < 1370145193 381424 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wat? < 1370145205 738844 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :They live in the elusive land of "some urban area in california" < 1370145214 354804 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Finlaxam, CA < 1370145214 699608 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am in SF for the weekend but I don't live there yet < 1370145230 159812 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh, basically the same < 1370145243 652294 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :We've answered the questions of which of me and kmc is the one who doesn't say anything. < 1370145251 668604 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would there be one < 1370145263 177902 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't say it was a good question. < 1370145265 464259 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because you're both weird internet creeps < 1370145292 995013 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :im not weird :'( < 1370145300 523507 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :also < 1370145301 273866 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :esoteric/2012-12-03.txt:21:22:46: yes shachaf and i have met irl < 1370145301 346315 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :esoteric/2012-12-03.txt:21:22:56: once at boston python and once at the stripe ctf meetup in sf < 1370145304 531746 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :esoteric/2012-12-03.txt:21:22:59: and maybe another time < 1370145307 57096 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :esoteric/2012-12-03.txt:21:23:07: we are more awkward in person < 1370145330 238307 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1370145332 898889 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :weird internet creeps < 1370145338 63490 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Well, at least when we're around a bunch of people that kmc knows and I don't.) < 1370145359 728044 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hope they provided some amt. of entertainment < 1370145413 803855 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1370145425 131438 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe this weekend I can focus all my not-talking at you! < 1370145436 590708 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nalking < 1370145454 121074 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(By "weekend" I mean Sun-Tue.) < 1370145476 385763 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :17:53 Bicycle haters unike! < 1370145477 377564 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :steekend < 1370145501 174962 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :17:53 was such a bad minute < 1370145543 501034 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: imo you should come to sf and have burritos/ramen/sushi/pizza/other kmc food < 1370145554 624860 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ugh that sounds good < 1370145567 506220 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i can't even afford a stupid book, let alone kmcfood < 1370145572 2400 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i had a salty ginger ice cream sundae from bi-rite < 1370145573 469042 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so good < 1370145573 572970 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(this is all one meal btw. just a day in the life of kmc) < 1370145600 157612 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :well there is http://www.sushirrito.com/ < 1370145609 38513 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: The person I went to meet and I had "strawberry white balsamic" ice cream prepared with liquid nitrogen! < 1370145616 304735 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1370145733 162748 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: stupid books make you stupid anyway < 1370145735 400950 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :buy smart books < 1370145735 880863 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth < 1370145738 380297 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I am issuing a fatwa: all real programmers must Rasmus Lerdorf in the balls on sight" < 1370145767 815955 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :better without the verb < 1370145771 439331 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1370145781 499786 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rasmus Lerdorf is a verb and all we know is that it can be done to balls < 1370145796 494755 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is f(x) = 2x a diffeomorphism < 1370145802 677440 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think yes but i need external confirmation. < 1370145830 557478 :sprocklem!~sprocklem@S010674440130be65.cg.shawcable.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1370145877 359058 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :A diffeomorphism is a bijection such that both it and its inverse are infinitely differentiable? < 1370145946 391483 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(In the case of ℝ→ℝ.) < 1370145987 882057 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it need to be infinitely so? < 1370146008 709539 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"It is an invertible function that maps one differentiable manifold to another, such that both the function and its inverse are smooth." < 1370146009 779905 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wikipedia says so but not my book < 1370146011 733246 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"In mathematical analysis, a function that has derivatives of all orders is called smooth." < 1370146011 962664 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how terrible. < 1370146014 732140 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1370146018 638358 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does your book say? < 1370146029 955841 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.math.toronto.edu/mat1300/smooth.2.pdf says so too. < 1370146042 152279 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just that it and the inverse are differentiable. < 1370146056 254557 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, either way the answer seems to be yes. < 1370146062 987231 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah. < 1370146077 185881 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But you should probably work out the definitions. < 1370146081 728311 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thank's < 1370146089 267399 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :your welcome < 1370146105 997257 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's your book? < 1370146138 664063 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ooh, http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Diffeomorphism.html says "differentiable" < 1370146141 910682 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is exciting. < 1370146208 879770 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I like how 8/10 of the first page is the same person. < 1370146333 856036 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which page < 1370146368 859035 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :extract($_GET) < 1370146445 299510 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Ordinary Differential Equations by vi arnold < 1370146517 468266 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :[Amazingly, there exist continuous functions which are nowhere differentiable. Two examples are the Blancmange function and Weierstrass function. Hermite (1893) is said to have opined, "I turn away with fright and horror from this lamentable evil of functions which do not have derivatives"» mathematicians are the best. < 1370146531 291458 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION → afk < 1370146541 588243 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :adieegan < 1370146547 370512 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1370146549 924222 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :adiuaf < 1370146695 283226 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ADieu Is Usually A Farewell < 1370146722 888804 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: are differential equations good < 1370146735 96334 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :should i "learn things about them" < 1370146740 83696 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're like Turing machines for people who aren't HUGE NERDS like yourself < 1370146757 242920 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric ::'( < 1370146774 263311 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But yeah, they're cool < 1370146785 15459 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://arxiv.org/abs/1203.4667 ~ < 1370146863 900441 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Differential Equations" is the worst college class, though. < 1370147135 210246 :SingingBoyo!~brandon@d154-5-190-48.bchsia.telus.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1370147987 35015 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would anyone take a class called "differential equations" < 1370148002 66650 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably itd just be all about finding solutions < 1370148005 615044 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is 100% lame < 1370148054 973615 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: are differential equations good tho....... < 1370148099 219362 :SingingBoyo!~brandon@d154-5-190-48.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: differential eqns are a pain. Of course I did just take a class that involved them so I might be biased... < 1370148122 773473 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome SingingBoyo < 1370148123 847293 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the theory's probably not bad, but calculus is one of those things that's so dang applicable that everyone only ever talks about how to apply it and compute with it and uuuuurgh(barf) < 1370148128 440 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i stay away from it < 1370148130 83100 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​12SingingBoy05o: Welcom03e to t05he int05ernation04al hub for esoteric pr05og11ramming08 langu05age design and deployment! For13 04more07 information, che02ck 08o05ut our wiki: http04://esolangs.02org09/wiki/Main_13Page12. (For th08e othe03r kind04 of esot06erica, try #03esoteric on ir12c.dal.03net.09) < 1370148140 642650 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if u want "calculus but good" try "analysis" < 1370148163 799761 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote the theory's probably not bad, but calculus is one of those things that's so dang applicable that everyone only ever talks about how to apply it and compute with it and uuuuurgh(barf) so i stay away from it < 1370148167 723684 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :1044) the theory's probably not bad, but calculus is one of those things that's so dang applicable that everyone only ever talks about how to apply it and compute with it and uuuuurgh(barf) so i stay away from it < 1370148202 693988 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert < 1370148206 439345 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Done. < 1370148211 43219 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote the theory's probably not bad, but calculus is one of those things that's so dang applicable that everyone only ever talks about how to apply it and compute with it and uuuuurgh(barf) so i stay away from it < 1370148215 27191 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :1044) the theory's probably not bad, but calculus is one of those things that's so dang applicable that everyone only ever talks about how to apply it and compute with it and uuuuurgh(barf) so i stay away from it < 1370148972 248673 :elieser2241!~elieser22@190.121.239.9 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370149023 159977 :elieser2241!~elieser22@190.121.239.9 PART :#esoteric < 1370149651 843370 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy is quite correct, both about "Differential Equations" and about calculus. < 1370150239 884372 :coppro!~scshunt@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1370150241 684073 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :344) [on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. < 1370150273 264685 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :\o/ i bothered to track and fix a bug < 1370150273 368222 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69 | < 1370150273 476766 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69/< < 1370150279 574522 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :just sayin' :) < 1370150285 435625 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :you guys seemed to enjoy it anyway < 1370150318 965966 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the \o\ thing? \o/ I mean. \ o /, \ o /, \o/ < 1370150319 244845 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69   |          |                           | < 1370150319 454888 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69  /`\        /^\                         /'\ < 1370150327 370946 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not bad. < 1370150351 978757 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :o/o/o/o/o/o/o/ < 1370150362 464678 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :\o\o\o\o\o\o\ < 1370150366 193594 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmph. < 1370150378 301440 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1370150382 271992 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :no troupers sorry < 1370150389 445579 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :\o\\o\\o\\o\ < 1370150389 941444 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69  |  |  |  | < 1370150390 45502 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69 /´\/< /< /^\ < 1370150405 91655 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :.\m/ \m/ < 1370150405 198012 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69  `\o/´69 < 1370150405 343953 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69    | < 1370150405 415562 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69   /'\ < 1370150405 415731 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69 (_| |_) < 1370151961 695348 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:ae81:12ff:fe32:878a QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1370152778 481118 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can a small TOGA computer be made using only two 74xx series ICs? < 1370152795 821002 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that like a toga party? < 1370152829 69873 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/TOGA_computer < 1370152884 289800 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :urisc, haha < 1370153374 618935 :ineiros_!~itniemin@bayesianconspiracy.org QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1370153403 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:Taneb!5c1ec792@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.199.146 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1370169058 559834 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1370169257 493014 :FreeFull_!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover NICK :FreeFull < 1370169265 189083 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370169551 894617 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.113 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370170220 511277 :atriq!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1370170320 526303 :jix_!~jix@jixco.de QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1370170915 510444 :itsy!~digital_w@87.112.200.194 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370171278 625179 :masliksis!7ca9fd29@gateway/web/freenode/ip.124.169.253.41 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370171846 414942 :jix!~jix@jixco.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1370172475 588843 :itsy!~digital_w@87.112.200.194 PART :#esoteric < 1370173499 579340 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370174793 598844 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1370174833 287009 :Jafet1!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1370175758 987412 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :05:15:17 [Amazingly, there exist continuous functions which are nowhere differentiable. Two examples are the Blancmange function and Weierstrass function. Hermite (1893) is said to have opined, "I turn away with fright and horror from this lamentable evil of functions which do not have derivatives"» mathematicians are the best. < 1370175763 972550 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you totally fucked up this quote < 1370175808 731015 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean the actual quotes < 1370175810 114911 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :not the content < 1370176249 932908 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.113 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1370176283 916675 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow how did that happen < 1370176600 322568 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love the blancmange function < 1370176603 359183 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it's so easy) < 1370176695 569027 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :love those monoids jokes < 1370176714 44712 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sadly they are not so easy < 1370176734 314243 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how are they not easy? they look rather mindless < 1370176738 419660 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1370177398 896031 :gasoline!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1370177513 241841 :gasoline!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :dudes < 1370177521 211669 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gasoline < 1370177521 296211 :gasoline!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :hows hanging dudes < 1370177529 678591 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hanging's great < 1370177550 590649 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome gasoline < 1370177554 72000 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​08gasolin08e: Welcome to the i13nternati11on02al hub 08for esoteric14 06p08r05ogramming language12 desi09gn08 and 04de02plo02ymen03t! For mo14re09 information, check out 06our 12wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For 11th10e other kind of esoteri14ca,06 03try #esoteric on ir05c.da02l.net.) < 1370177561 488654 :gasoline!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :we will see about that elliott < 1370177569 873825 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :help < 1370177583 939800 :gasoline!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :;seen themom < 1370177602 862392 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the mom?? < 1370177611 188310 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :do we know you < 1370177614 414976 :gasoline!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :yea for elliott < 1370177639 128207 :gasoline!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :or were you saying something < 1370177652 888946 :gasoline!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont exclude that possibility you know < 1370177667 165804 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you noticed you're not making much sense < 1370177686 571750 :gasoline!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :wake up this is irc dude < 1370177697 239866 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1370177701 8431 :gasoline!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1370177707 909510 :gasoline!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :then we agree on something < 1370177719 35147 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1370177740 66489 :gasoline!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesnt mean you also said something usefull ofcourse < 1370177747 80277 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow burn < 1370177796 83927 :gasoline!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :whats up with undernet by the way < 1370177813 384743 :gasoline!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems they lost their server < 1370177832 270211 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: remember that guy who came in and quit because of the dalnet in the welcome < 1370177835 180680 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was so good < 1370177849 949123 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean the guy who was really upset about mentioning dal? < 1370177850 498670 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1370177852 963292 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i remember that guy < 1370177860 855298 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what was up with that guy anyway < 1370177903 499975 :gasoline!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl NICK :newstalker < 1370177910 743756 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahaha < 1370177915 723488 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :news talker? < 1370177924 916172 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :questions questions questions < 1370177931 861917 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :SEEK < 1370177938 594056 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :and thou may find something < 1370177958 954363 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you high < 1370177964 115812 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :we know all about the drugz here < 1370177964 420021 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good question elliott < 1370178000 435734 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is there that makes you think that I am a topic < 1370178015 31846 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so yes < 1370178032 87945 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: elliott elliott < 1370178040 154738 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1370178044 779831 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi elliott < 1370178058 73223 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you met fungot < 1370178058 421957 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: i've been hacking on a business model yet. but you can't < 1370178081 697450 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott don't you remember the last time gasoline was here < 1370178112 147999 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would i remember such a loser 8) < 1370178138 534243 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric : you mean the guy who was really upset about mentioning dal? < 1370178142 49313 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what guy was this < 1370178150 351860 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the great guy < 1370178160 799982 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :you remember me elliott < 1370178176 273303 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :newstalker, so are you locked in the matrix of solidity < 1370178205 398996 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i call that wildly speculative < 1370178244 381396 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Broly < 1370178265 621683 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :check 2013-03-18 < 1370178283 858320 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe if someone mentions dalnet ... < 1370178297 460720 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :dalnet < 1370178304 408390 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhm no < 1370178306 850567 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :try again < 1370178321 317270 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :dalnet < 1370178327 402845 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :dahlnet < 1370178351 974191 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :no then its not me dudes < 1370178355 741161 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastelogs Broly < 1370178386 536451 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :newstalker: but aren't we all one < 1370178392 925674 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.29509 < 1370178579 509434 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :HEY! YOU! < 1370178582 208297 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dont Watch That! < 1370178584 434435 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :Watch This! < 1370178589 216788 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is the Heavy Heavy Monster Sound < 1370178591 220106 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's that and what's this < 1370178591 787002 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1370178592 396915 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1370178592 784882 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Naziest Sound Around! < 1370178604 620234 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what makes a sound Nazi < 1370178631 267544 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :Positive News ! Force Feeding does work ! So called Hunger Strikers at Guantanamo Bay Have Actually “Put On Weight” - Rep. Mike Pompeo (R-KS) < 1370178678 854474 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :More Positive News ! The President is gonna Close Guantanamo Bay Again ! < 1370178694 435075 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :As soon as he returns from vacation ... < 1370178704 379638 :elieser224!~elieser22@190.121.239.17 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370178711 303858 :elieser224!~elieser22@190.121.239.17 PART :#esoteric < 1370178787 888598 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1370179202 404394 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :im reading about a Pill that also cures racism < 1370179240 310081 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha ha theyre saying that it will no doubt fire up the imagination of egalitarians everyfwhere < 1370179283 643444 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That seems very Clockwork Orange < 1370179337 884846 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric : A Clockwork Orange is a dystopian novella written by Anthony Burgess and published in 1962. < 1370179370 260675 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :thank's < 1370179378 253130 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's about (or contains, I'm not sure) a doctor trying to medically cleanse evil from someone < 1370179382 646944 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It... works. < 1370179383 741757 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sort of. < 1370179399 925501 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :dystopian seems the right way to denominate it versus utopian < 1370179560 784042 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :-!- newstalker changed the topic of #racism to: welcome ! and ... racists only ! < 1370179789 331597 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1370179795 593315 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you a racist < 1370179851 632951 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose you cannot define racist < 1370179865 10444 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw you're kind of annoying can you go away < 1370179879 545819 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose by saying racist you mean racist discrimination too < 1370179915 630279 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ssh elliott that's rude < 1370179979 529337 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ssh: Could not resolve hostname elliott: Name or service not known < 1370180426 659613 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :About $764 or about $317 for a new monitor... Hm. The more expensive one is significantly nicer though... < 1370181029 565195 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :newstalker, Wouldn't a racist be someone like Michael Schumacher? ;) < 1370181115 579135 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :was that a joke < 1370181123 520050 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it appears to be so < 1370181127 332002 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :we may never know the true intent < 1370181155 789859 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy, yes it was < 1370181167 126677 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: wrong < 1370181170 80561 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy, wasn't the ";)" obvious enough? < 1370181170 260103 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :anthropologists conclude that it can only have come from a being with a radically less-developed sense of humour than modern humans < 1370181227 463990 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :qualified experts tend to agree < 1370181270 765951 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :thunderstorms, bbl < 1370181286 345958 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.sourceforge.net < 1370181355 874711 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: did that answer your question ? < 1370181383 338679 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i still don't understand it, but at least he tried < 1370181393 753389 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi whats going oin < 1370181405 723379 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :vorpal tried to make a joke < 1370181409 478528 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :newstalker is crazy < 1370181417 785869 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :vorpal is an idiot < 1370181418 6782 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi newstalker < 1370181419 989078 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :news at 11 < 1370181423 445283 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you a news talker or a new stalker < 1370181424 934537 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi nooodl < 1370181430 823690 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :we already did that one nooodl < 1370181440 622248 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :remember news-ham? those were the days < 1370181456 104912 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the days where we had news < 1370181475 635092 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want news-ham back < 1370181480 395855 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why was news-ham ever deactivated < 1370181486 849066 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :too bad i need a new silly language to be enamoured with to write any silly bots < 1370181492 498797 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: i lost the code < 1370181495 750971 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :NO < 1370181499 8699 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :UNACCEPTABLE < 1370181508 332836 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zepto imo < 1370181515 902428 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl, you're young and impressionable WRITE A NEW NEWS-HAM < 1370181519 252104 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i bet the next one will be in a concatenative language < 1370181522 318082 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems like "the time" < 1370181528 159866 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :to be enamoured with a silly concatenative language < 1370181534 395647 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's that :-( < 1370181543 475960 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry nobody understands news-ham but me < 1370181543 911438 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :are there any silly concatenative languages worth being enamoured over < 1370181561 155842 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it gives you random headlines when you say 'news-ham' or 'what are the haps my friends' < 1370181564 995181 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: well factor is pretty cute but probably it's too "#esoteric mainstream" to be enamoured with < 1370181567 945812 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think they were from the bbc? < 1370181571 486503 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think cat is cute? "iirc" < 1370181580 821144 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: there's also the thing where sgeo went on a factor trip < 1370181586 748955 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1370181586 844377 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: and evincar went on a concatenative trip < 1370181592 722349 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and wrote a concatenative blog post < 1370181593 985193 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: well, he went on a PicoLisp trip too < 1370181594 327307 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and < 1370181597 688000 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah yes < 1370181598 356030 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and news-ham was written in PicoLisp < 1370181600 872881 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i remember that < 1370181603 466417 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"not an obstacle" < 1370181608 269886 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1370181615 161807 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you did that while sgeo was on his picolisp trip right < 1370181623 951672 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i think so < 1370181626 816397 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should write new-s-ham in rebol < 1370181628 308647 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i guess the next one has to be rebol < 1370181631 621710 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"snap' < 1370181633 552914 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :' < 1370181636 578575 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it wouldnt be a retread though < 1370181638 789802 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont do sequels < 1370181660 214797 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just want news-ham back ;_; < 1370181686 63497 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...o.O have I actually been causing people to try out the category of languages of whatever language I'm tripping on? < 1370181687 785314 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :all things must pass < 1370181704 842591 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no Sgeo_, sorry < 1370181870 237022 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :dinosaur bones that are carbon dated in general will come out only a couple of thousand years old < 1370181887 276025 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :therefor the results of dinosaur bones that are carbon dated are dismissed < 1370181954 623004 :elieser2241!~elieser22@190.121.239.10 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370181956 642736 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :the earth also got a 100 million years older this year < 1370181965 124549 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`fetch http://api.bbcnews.appengine.co.uk/stories/uk < 1370181967 50368 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :2013-06-02 14:06:05 URL:http://api.bbcnews.appengine.co.uk/stories/uk [19808] -> "uk.1" [1] < 1370181968 292619 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :carbon dating... doesn't work for more than a few thousand years but why am i saying this < 1370181972 542843 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run python -c "import random, json; print random.choice(json.loads(open('uk').read())['stories'])['description']" < 1370181974 585070 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lady Anne Glenconner, one of the Queen's six maids of honour at the Coronation in 1953, talks about her memories of the day. < 1370181979 666761 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run python -c "import random, json; print random.choice(json.loads(open('uk').read())['stories'])['description']" < 1370181981 429596 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :A feature on American jargon in "soccer" generated a huge response. Here, readers share their favourite - and least favourite - descriptions of their favourite sport by overseas announcers. < 1370182012 702029 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, was it just the bbc headlines btw < 1370182014 543626 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :man i probably want title instead for more headlineyness < 1370182019 50970 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run python -c "import random, json; print random.choice(json.loads(open('uk').read())['stories'])['title']" < 1370182020 831778 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sporting terms that divide the English-speaking world < 1370182028 821654 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that like (the beginnings of) an automated "what's up?"-answerer? < 1370182065 422622 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :too bad HackEgo can't fetch files from within python < 1370182069 406473 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't you remember news-ham, fizzie < 1370182076 23927 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or can it?? < 1370182097 464584 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :<@BBC> Title: Cheerios Forced to Shut Down Comments on New Ad Featuring Interracial Family | TheBlaze.com < 1370182101 518017 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: It can fetch files from whitelisted domains. < 1370182128 496073 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Or at least `run wget can, so presumably `run python can as well.) < 1370182147 564101 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(google.com is the only whitelisted domain I know of, though.) < 1370182167 609161 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: no it was more < 1370182168 634519 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :ssshh british BULLSHIT coporation ... < 1370182171 765648 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it had topics and multiple sources and everything < 1370182176 5101 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: btw can you get rid of newstalker < 1370182199 38516 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was about to say, does this meet our ops' ridiculously high standard for banning < 1370182204 714339 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: also it's not a proper news-ham if you have to use "symbols" and stuff to invoke it < 1370182209 79330 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: it needs to be natural < 1370182220 124497 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah that's a bad :( < 1370182279 535873 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Not all of them are as bad as I when it comes to that, really. < 1370182323 720398 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, ais isn't < 1370182332 961840 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you looked at /lastlog newstalker < 1370182334 763949 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo it's educational < 1370182351 628122 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lastlog gasoline is nice too < 1370182356 89271 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan is eager to ban channel regulars who undermine his authority but not actual disruptive idiots < 1370182363 384437 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: oh, shut up < 1370182370 959484 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, no you shut up < 1370182383 181321 :masliksis!7ca9fd29@gateway/web/freenode/ip.124.169.253.41 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1370182575 216070 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i may put this channel on autojoin < 1370182585 446838 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1370182622 897057 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION tosses mnoqy a cookie < 1370182632 930193 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1370182707 504261 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :. Turkeys capital calm after night of clashes <--- duh rioters gotta sleep too < 1370182708 427704 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1370182721 892992 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :could take shifts < 1370182779 608104 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1370182788 471037 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :theyve been out all night rioting in the streets theyre tired < 1370182808 598101 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: what do we have to get them to do to qualify < 1370182811 103532 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm up for anything < 1370182905 527605 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :take a chill pill and peace out < 1370182929 48446 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ask kmc for details[drug joke] < 1370182997 669717 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:ae81:12ff:fe32:878a JOIN :#esoteric < 1370183131 655924 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :they got a new secret surveillance program in the UK called "elliott" < 1370183222 251204 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION points finger at elliott and laughs < 1370183225 595348 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: how about i ping you every time newstalker says something < 1370183230 533612 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: so it annoys you personally < 1370183245 341796 :elieser2241!~elieser22@190.121.239.10 PART :#esoteric < 1370183257 695241 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe if you hadnt been such a jerk he woudlnt be bothering you < 1370183274 343966 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: im a sinner < 1370183288 682850 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :then repent to the lord jesus < 1370183323 750334 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :newstalker: what's it like in leiden < 1370183329 662767 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :-yrs, the elliott surveillance program < 1370183334 576992 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :and yes ... a ban would surely give you some time to repent < 1370183433 133087 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a while ago i got reminded of that one other guy who came in and got in a spat with elliott after talking about aliens and pyramids and stuff and it got out of control < 1370183439 340382 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and now its reminding me of that again < 1370183444 416041 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you dont want that to happen again do you < 1370183463 814980 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :were cool < 1370183481 49904 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: that was great < 1370183490 940273 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :didnt they get banned eventually though < 1370183494 357290 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so its clearly a winning formula < 1370183494 429297 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1370183503 429143 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie take noe!11 < 1370183504 732598 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ugh < 1370183507 473564 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie take note!!! < 1370183509 133547 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :typing is really hard < 1370183510 766319 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :my shift key is bad < 1370183520 385067 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :divine justice < 1370183533 558492 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should get a kick for interfering with ops tho < 1370183542 639744 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: wait i have a plan < 1370183545 120467 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(looking like a dork when you type !s is the divine punishment for being a jerk) < 1370183546 541619 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric +v :newstalker > 1370183546 567073 NAMES :#esoteric < 1370183550 386621 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric -v :newstalker > 1370183550 512280 NAMES :#esoteric < 1370183554 320841 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric +v :newstalker > 1370183554 339721 NAMES :#esoteric < 1370183558 335696 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric -v :newstalker > 1370183558 358002 NAMES :#esoteric < 1370183560 660989 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :r u intimidated < 1370183567 327460 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott are you trying to get your +v privileges revoked!!!! < 1370183578 393148 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think you'll find my +v privileges are divine < 1370183588 58971 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :more like a +v right, really < 1370183593 523271 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-2-102.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1370183605 931212 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :we call em jewtags < 1370183631 136579 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1370183636 456289 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-2-102.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1370183636 528130 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1370183638 493994 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: does that count as blatant enough or do we have to push it a bit more < 1370183639 678489 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no i think only you call them that < 1370183690 660439 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :now wheres that fucken penguin < 1370183702 859291 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :penguin? < 1370183764 796267 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :wiki? < 1370183830 271704 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :Penguins are sea - birds. They form the family Spheniscidae, the only family of the order Sphenisciformes. Penguins live on the southern half of the world < 1370183840 134743 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah ok < 1370183855 656847 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric : URL: https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin < 1370183914 237255 :masliksis!7ca9fd29@gateway/web/freenode/ip.124.169.253.41 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370183923 448586 :masliksis!7ca9fd29@gateway/web/freenode/ip.124.169.253.41 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm working with a C++ based language so not everything will be the same as C++, eg.. "Int_t" is this program's equivalent of "Int" for C++. But i was curious about one of the syntax here. after finishing a struct, i thought you were supposed to do an int main. What would the "staff_t staff;" line do? http://pastebin.ca/2387639 < 1370184051 560103 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu NICK :sebbu < 1370184053 513389 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :it defines the type of staff < 1370184095 331510 :masliksis!7ca9fd29@gateway/web/freenode/ip.124.169.253.41 PRIVMSG #esoteric :newstalker: so it it declares a variables of type staff_t? < 1370184095 979961 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :and gives you one staff_t instance < 1370184109 432257 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1370184140 597715 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :and in c++ it calls the staff_t constructor < 1370184181 220215 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :and destructor on exit < 1370184310 917242 :masliksis!7ca9fd29@gateway/web/freenode/ip.124.169.253.41 PRIVMSG #esoteric :newstalker: You sure? < 1370184380 191554 :heroux!~heroux@5070823C.static.ziggozakelijk.nl QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1370184423 855491 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :tree->Fill(); <-- its empty < 1370184436 16657 :heroux!~heroux@5070823C.static.ziggozakelijk.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1370184819 141525 :masliksis!7ca9fd29@gateway/web/freenode/ip.124.169.253.41 PRIVMSG #esoteric :newstalker: and? < 1370184836 476966 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :its your program < 1370184858 352141 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :masliksis: you just joined so you may not be aware that newstalker is a troll < 1370184882 958071 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott is pratically useless < 1370184947 349799 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1370184956 670622 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :and homosexual < 1370184990 722903 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :one out of two isn't bad < 1370184993 425299 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: hi < 1370185016 765119 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :yuck < 1370185021 294203 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I think he was hitting on you. < 1370185033 344433 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :not what the Lord jesus tought us < 1370185139 331855 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why isnt newstalker banned < 1370185148 301503 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :newstalker: I think you could stop with the insults and the trolly-preachy stuff. < 1370185151 588841 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :we dont ban people here in #esoteric < 1370185158 434779 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: Because of the aforementioned high standards for banning, I suppose. < 1370185174 356363 :masliksis!7ca9fd29@gateway/web/freenode/ip.124.169.253.41 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Could you help me please? :) < 1370185179 654151 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's kind of like it's a great honor to be banned from #esoteric, and diluting it would be silly. < 1370185181 602259 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't really think they're high so much as nonexistent < 1370185210 616681 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like i actually can't remember a single person who has been banned long-term before their not being banned becomes some kind of running joke < 1370185220 149424 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :masliksis: I don't know what sort of help you need. Re "no main", if it's the ROOT C++ interpreter thing, I don't think it requires a main function, you can just write a "script". You already got an explanation for the line; it's declaring a variable. < 1370185230 193117 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: i think i might have actually been set +b more than anyone else < 1370185232 842814 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe PH has overtaken me though < 1370185236 402870 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :true honours < 1370185272 330783 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :masliksis: btw have you been welcomed yet < 1370185274 591134 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome newstalker < 1370185277 258830 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :newstalker: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) < 1370185290 829065 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1370185292 495373 :masliksis!7ca9fd29@gateway/web/freenode/ip.124.169.253.41 PRIVMSG #esoteric :=) < 1370185292 567296 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :good typo < 1370185294 721099 :masliksis!7ca9fd29@gateway/web/freenode/ip.124.169.253.41 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thankyou < 1370185298 115090 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretend that said you instead < 1370185300 443791 :variable!~root@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Quit: I found 1 in /dev/zero < 1370185320 970327 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome masliksis < 1370185323 766803 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​11masliksis: W07elcome to the08 internat10ion10al hub for e10soteric pro07g13ram13min14g lang08uage14 des05ign a11nd deploymen05t! For more information, ch06eck out our wik04i: htt08p08://esol09angs.org/wiki/M10ain_Page. 08(For the06 other kin03d03 of14 esoterica, t05r12y #esoteric on i04rc12.d02al.n13et.) < 1370185358 342400 :masliksis!7ca9fd29@gateway/web/freenode/ip.124.169.253.41 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1370185393 279841 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :This channel: mostly about silly welcomes. < 1370185402 415913 :wood!~root@85-30.196-178.cust.bluewin.ch JOIN :#esoteric < 1370185437 340494 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :cute getting it bolded like that < 1370185461 129553 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run WeLcOmE fizzie | rainwords | h # nobody ever welcomes me :( < 1370185464 909498 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​13FihZzIe: 6WehLcOhmE 4To 7tHe 8ihNtEhrNahTiOhnAhl 9hUhb 2fOhr 13ehSohTehRihC 6PrOhgRahMmIhnG 4LahNgUahGe 7dEhsIhgN 8AhnD 9DehPlOyhMehNt! 2FohR 13MohRe 6ihNfOhrMahTiOhn, 4ChEhcK 7OuhT 8OuhR 9WihKi: 2HtTp://ehSohLahNgS.OhrG/WihKi/mAihN_PahGe. 13(fOhr 6tHe 4ohThEhr 7kIhnD 8Ohf 9ehSohTehRihCa, 2TrY 13#ehSohTehRihC 6Ohn < 1370185477 199489 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run relcome nooodl | rnooodl < 1370185480 440063 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​09nooooooodl: Welcome to the 10international hub f05or eso12teric 04progr09ammi12ng la03ng13uage 09de08sign a12nd depl08oy11ment06! For more in09formati02on,05 chec04k05 out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_14Page. (For 11the13 o04ther kind o08f esoterica, try #es11oter11i03c08 08on irc.d11al.net.) < 1370185501 649293 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :This window looks like a unicorn threw up in it. < 1370185511 729232 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run WeLcOmE fizzie | h | hyphenate.fi | rainwords < 1370185516 5287 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​8FihZ-zIe: 9WehL-cOh-mE 2To 13tHe 6ihN-tEhr-Nah-Ti-Oh-nAhl 4hUhb 7fOhr 8eh-Soh-Teh-RihC 9PrOhg-RahM-mIhnG 2LahN-gU-ah-Ge 13dEh-sIhgN 6AhnD 4DehP-lO-yh-MehNt! 7FohR 8Moh-Re 9ihN-fOhr-Mah-Ti-Ohn, 2ChEhcK 13OuhT 6OuhR 4Wih-Ki: 7HtTp://eh-Soh-LahNgS.OhrG/Wih-Ki/mAihN_Pah-Ge. 8(fOhr 9tHe 2ohT-hEhr 13kIhnD 6Ohf 4eh-Soh-Teh-R < 1370185529 107003 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :LahN-gU-ah-Ge < 1370185535 665090 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: I'm all about the PrOhg-RahM-mIhnG. < 1370185562 174848 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :my eyes are all kinds of hurt now < 1370185580 72061 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: ITYM all "kIhnDs". < 1370185598 378321 :wood!~root@85-30.196-178.cust.bluewin.ch NICK :function < 1370185599 940530 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, in bold and bright colors < 1370185604 958868 :function!~root@85-30.196-178.cust.bluewin.ch QUIT :Changing host < 1370185605 30829 :function!~root@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1370185613 793193 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :luckily, I don't know how to do that < 1370185623 643059 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can do this too < 1370185799 545712 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : Insert a space in the beginning? < 1370185830 294305 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it blinks ideally < 1370185959 115759 :masliksis!7ca9fd29@gateway/web/freenode/ip.124.169.253.41 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1370185972 316893 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1370187642 449388 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1370187909 916808 :fwilson!~fwilson@wikipedia/Fox-Wilson JOIN :#esoteric < 1370188053 217585 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal JOIN :#esoteric < 1370188284 561911 :phaztrict!~perdent@124-169-253-41.dyn.iinet.net.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1370188301 62807 :fwilson!~fwilson@wikipedia/Fox-Wilson PART :#esoteric < 1370188546 868426 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome nooodl < 1370188549 335905 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) < 1370188623 895153 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait why does that work/do what it does < 1370188648 826331 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just a program called \x03welcome i guess < 1370188682 755246 :phaztrict!~perdent@124-169-253-41.dyn.iinet.net.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :How would you open a file in f#? < 1370188685 290734 :phaztrict!~perdent@124-169-253-41.dyn.iinet.net.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://ideone.com/f8vtR0 < 1370188697 878651 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`hexdump -C bin/welcome < 1370188699 596418 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :hexdump: invalid option -- ' ' \ usage: hexdump [-bcCdovx] [-e fmt] [-f fmt_file] [-n length] \ [-s skip] [file ...] \ hd [-bcdovx] [-e fmt] [-f fmt_file] [-n length] \ [-s skip] [file ...] < 1370188708 284714 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run hexdump -C bin/welcome < 1370188709 809266 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :00000000 23 21 2f 62 69 6e 2f 73 68 0a 77 65 6c 63 6f 6d |#!/bin/sh.welcom| \ 00000010 65 20 7c 20 73 65 64 20 22 73 2f 5e 2f 02 2f 22 |e | sed "s/^/./"| \ 00000020 0a |.| \ 00000021 < 1370188710 789305 :phaztrict!~perdent@124-169-253-41.dyn.iinet.net.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Input (file to open) http://pastebin.ca/2387667 < 1370188739 270445 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :um maybe I should've `cat'd it < 1370188757 358610 :phaztrict!~perdent@124-169-253-41.dyn.iinet.net.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyone? < 1370189163 909747 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :phaztrict: that problem sounds ridiculously googlable. < 1370189183 102971 :phaztrict!~perdent@124-169-253-41.dyn.iinet.net.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not in f# < 1370189225 26683 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm a little confused about the joining #esoteric to ask an f# question part < 1370189230 814935 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :surely there is an #fsharp or something < 1370189256 706085 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :surely there is stackoverflow < 1370189257 671587 :phaztrict!~perdent@124-169-253-41.dyn.iinet.net.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't it an esoteric Lang? < 1370189263 969650 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 PRIVMSG #esoteric :not really < 1370189264 358090 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1370189268 708183 :phaztrict!~perdent@124-169-253-41.dyn.iinet.net.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I did ask in #fsharp < 1370189276 732854 :phaztrict!~perdent@124-169-253-41.dyn.iinet.net.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :How is haskell esoteric then? < 1370189281 993433 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it isn't < 1370189306 358568 :phaztrict!~perdent@124-169-253-41.dyn.iinet.net.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a bot for it in here :p < 1370189358 150359 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot is in lots of channels < 1370189358 895443 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot's not written in an esolang either < 1370189381 831619 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@listchans < 1370189382 214226 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :##crypto ##freebsd ##logic ##proggit ##unavailable ##villagegreen #agda #codez #darcs #diagrams #esoteric #fedora-haskell #friendly-coders #functionaljava #gentoo-haskell #gentoo-uy #ghc #happs # < 1370189382 286193 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :haskell #haskell-blah #haskell-books #haskell-br #haskell-fr #haskell-freebsd #haskell-game #haskell-gsoc #haskell-in-depth #haskell-lens #haskell-overflow #haskell-pl #haskell.au #haskell.cz # < 1370189382 410222 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :haskell.de #haskell.es #haskell.se #haskell.tw #learnanycomputerlanguage #ledger #macosx #macosxdev #rosettacode #scala #scalaz #scannedinavian #snapframework #tanuki #teamunix #unicycling #xmonad # < 1370189382 482158 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yi weird# < 1370189423 577125 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :must resist urge to join < 1370189479 581529 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw "open a file f#" does get me useful-looking results on google FWIW < 1370189647 735979 :phaztrict!~perdent@124-169-253-41.dyn.iinet.net.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wish I could say the same for me < 1370189678 436452 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, we may have differing notions of useful :) < 1370189889 198119 :newstalker!~gasoline@5ED28E0D.cm-7-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1370190043 57765 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, should I do the thing < 1370190051 59414 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is the thing < 1370190059 788004 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who cares < 1370190061 465709 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing illegal < 1370190126 608898 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :then sure < 1370190142 559234 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay < 1370190293 932139 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Help I'm doing the thing < 1370190297 244740 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :help < 1370190315 46964 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is out of my hands now < 1370190358 453108 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what are you doing < 1370190373 563973 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: masturbation is normal < 1370190379 419813 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1370190400 771019 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol, not that thing < 1370190400 978560 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait "out of my hands" < 1370190463 312572 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :well having sex with a couch is normal too < 1370190507 142659 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, not that thing either < 1370190538 840664 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay i'm out of ideas < 1370190658 772962 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1370190772 333592 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The thing is done < 1370190783 640204 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now I don't need to work out how to get to Gateshead Library < 1370191129 458479 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1370192167 745557 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370192383 105111 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1370193307 336715 :function!~root@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Quit: I found 1 in /dev/zero < 1370193563 192294 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1370194216 849861 :phaztrict!~perdent@124-169-253-41.dyn.iinet.net.au QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1370194442 905404 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.113 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370194537 85957 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1370194543 15160 :DH____!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370195086 159008 :DH____!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1370195333 719361 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Being a total emacs newbie, i was trying org-mode and a tutorial told me to add some lines to ~/.emacs. Only after adding them using the method of editing text ingrained to my spinal nerves i realized there was something funny about the command i had used, “vim .emacs”. < 1370195344 698983 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION does that a lot < 1370195384 929342 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing wrong with vim .emacs < 1370195445 811796 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh boy i just used the best word < 1370195451 686590 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :diæresisise < 1370195509 825134 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :diarrhœisise < 1370195545 378612 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aircraft carries are too powerful in this "Task Force Broadside" game. You cannot attack them with broadside cards while other ships are in play, and you can attack with them without having a "aircraft carrier broadside" card, and when they do attack, they have a 50% chance to sink the ship they attack. < 1370195923 533943 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds about right. < 1370195937 301681 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :aircraft carriers are p. useful < 1370196282 615585 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :can i be aircraft carrier < 1370196327 256869 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1370196922 367049 :hagb4rd2!~perdito@koln-4db430c9.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1370197009 261502 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-5d81f476.pool.mediaWays.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1370197424 131640 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370197510 20190 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@141.70.114.121 QUIT :Quit: MindlessDrone < 1370197591 138729 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://j00ru.vexillium.org/?p=1870 some cool stuff here < 1370198040 930287 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you ever wondered what happens when a REP STOSB overwrites the instruction being repeated < 1370198047 384515 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :then now you can find out < 1370198134 230242 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I *have* wondered about kX overwriting the X in Funge-98; is that covered in the slides too? < 1370198280 909862 :sprocklem!~sprocklem@S010674440130be65.cg.shawcable.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1370198315 155705 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1370198320 837717 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://lifehacker.com/5974087/i-raised-my-kids-on-the-command-lineand-they-love-it how to teach your kids xmonad < 1370198638 416311 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds like a great idea < 1370198652 643034 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :more people should try that < 1370198918 88255 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why did they omit - in "lineand" isn't it supposed to be "line-and"? < 1370199075 585742 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: hey john goerzen < 1370199076 809548 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's that guy < 1370199078 478066 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish my parents told me how to use xmonad < 1370199086 941565 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :well it didn't exist yet but anyway < 1370199197 871188 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: yep < 1370199237 221096 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who's John Goerzen? kmc? < 1370199246 967750 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if that's the first useful use of rep rep rep rep rep rep rep rep rep rep rep rep rep rep rep movsb < 1370199282 370308 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :... and then the slide after that < 1370199287 72187 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am not john goerzen < 1370199298 229887 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, okay < 1370199313 990130 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :so who's "that guy" elliott was referring too < 1370199325 500561 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :john goerzen < 1370199338 752414 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's all very simple really < 1370199492 708700 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no two people are not john goerzen < 1370199512 126405 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :so two people are john goerzen? < 1370199528 658016 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, john goerzen is two people < 1370199532 738910 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :didn't you learn about contrapositives < 1370199657 274768 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :my kids will be raised on @ < 1370199660 983350 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(vacuous statement) < 1370199705 98656 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: also weird, that article is from 2012 < 1370199751 509126 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1370199775 28150 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i mean it is from 2012 and then posted on lifehacker a year later < 1370199779 118244 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Actually, that's not at all the law of contraposition < 1370199788 172372 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo that's weird. in my day you wrote something down once and then if you wrote it down again you would be hanged < 1370199792 75128 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :bring back hangings < 1370199799 320643 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is, john goerzen does not follow from two people < 1370199810 61390 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :there was cleary equality in that situation < 1370199827 870548 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :not (two people != john goerzen) <=> two people == john goerzen < 1370199870 916086 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :first comments "My kids just use Windows 7 like normal people." "No offence, but they’ll be normal and not extraordinary.." < 1370199881 640680 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, maybe you could say (john goerzen <=> two people) <=> john goerzen xor two people < 1370199906 10701 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is, as you can see, not the same as equality < 1370199921 77535 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :john goerzen >>= two people < 1370199935 173960 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i do think it's kinda weird to pretend computers don't do graphics for five years or whatvver < 1370199949 147205 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the "command line" is a bit fetishised < 1370199970 89585 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, but he says the kid had exposure to other devices to < 1370199970 970121 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like even if you want a language-y type interface with composability and stuff, terminals in xmonad seem clearly superior to the console < 1370199971 191461 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :o < 1370199978 892253 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1370199994 747541 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :language for input, graphics for output < 1370199999 116349 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is basically the way things should work < 1370200017 273080 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yet still fairly rare < 1370200041 260113 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm thinking stuff like mathematica, ipython notebook, graphical emacs in its fancier uses < 1370200071 277427 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no kid should have to use mathematica < 1370200086 752415 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but look what it can do!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://intothecontinuum.tumblr.com/ < 1370200109 187998 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :would not be surprised to find out this tumblr is guerilla marketing by wolfram co to sell mathematica to stoners < 1370200109 411136 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :teach kids perl. it'll work < 1370200127 687167 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh no < 1370200133 38451 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh dear < 1370200152 777557 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i did a lot of my early programming in perl < 1370200189 598239 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the summer after freshman year of college i had a comp bio research project thing and I handed them like 2000 lines of bioinformatics code in perl < 1370200202 333482 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :a year later was much the same except it was 2000 lines of haskell < 1370200203 380405 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1370200218 519732 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i always wanted to learn perl for just one silly reason, but i can't find anything (except small irssi scripts) which cannot be done with other languages in a way i like more < 1370200251 178896 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: um you mean 200 lines of haskell "thats how it works ☺" < 1370200267 528079 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :combining face shoved in toilet above, elliott < 1370200277 801130 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's still a great tool for oneliners thanks to perl -e -n -p -l -a -F -O etc < 1370200294 861552 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl --bioinformat < 1370200306 699177 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is bioinformatting what bioinformatters do < 1370200342 989264 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no doubt < 1370200376 124213 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Bioinforma < 1370200428 106185 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that, like, a dude who raps about bioinformatics < 1370200439 455314 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :bioperforma < 1370200465 187983 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :my name is dj acid and i'm here to tell you about efficient description of frameshift mutations < 1370200479 158645 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :dj acid should rap about database consistency < 1370200498 828856 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :dj acid2 < 1370200499 709971 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :or drugz (drugz joke) < 1370200522 327195 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.webstandards.org/files/acid2/reference.png < 1370200533 443444 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :test so named because the dude looks like he's on acid < 1370200540 377560 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :think so < 1370200551 355126 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it isn't :'( ) < 1370200554 625013 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not just acid though, acid 2.0 < 1370200559 699484 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :disrupting the acid industry < 1370200574 749675 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1370200576 279929 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :guys < 1370200579 139656 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what if < 1370200585 518691 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :your browser had a bug in your png rendering < 1370200589 890699 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*in its < 1370200593 129733 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i got a card with 4 stamps for that sushi place < 1370200599 387116 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it displayed the reference wrong < 1370200601 507822 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :because none of the rest of you did < 1370200612 490810 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1370200613 523084 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :well done < 1370200617 436194 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: time to die < 1370200632 564865 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :how many stamps are needed to redeem valuable prize < 1370200646 426510 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :10, I think. < 1370200674 581532 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :acid3 isn't smooth. FAILURE < 1370200696 29825 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :no one cares about acid tests < 1370200715 679351 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh nooooo < 1370200722 677242 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about electric kool aid ones < 1370200732 316841 :kallisti!~eris@168.28.136.16 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370200732 388737 :kallisti!~eris@168.28.136.16 QUIT :Changing host < 1370200732 388919 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1370200791 64343 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :there should be an acid test to test whether you're drugz < 1370200834 426956 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is kmc drugz < 1370200934 20720 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc was talking about how commercial gps devices stop working when they're too high < 1370200950 707553 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's true < 1370200953 150865 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :too high and/or too fast < 1370200954 970141 :elieser224!~elieser22@190.121.239.31 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370200956 901780 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :just like kmc < 1370200959 841432 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(drugz joke) < 1370200965 282071 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't triangulate right? < 1370200979 105020 :elieser224!~elieser22@190.121.239.31 PART :#esoteric < 1370200986 939424 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's intentional, prevents them being used in missile guidance systems < 1370201003 667150 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :figure < 1370201004 133921 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s < 1370201009 399711 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder if rosscom has similar restrictions < 1370201012 460944 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok seriously < 1370201019 56764 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or the... whatever it is. < 1370201022 54325 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :14:11:44 -!- elieser224 [~elieser22@190.121.239.17] has joined #esoteric < 1370201022 126120 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :14:11:51 -!- elieser224 [~elieser22@190.121.239.17] has left #esoteric [] < 1370201022 126278 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :15:05:54 -!- elieser2241 [~elieser22@190.121.239.10] has joined #esoteric < 1370201022 126387 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :15:27:25 -!- elieser2241 [~elieser22@190.121.239.10] has left #esoteric [] < 1370201022 126491 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:22:34 -!- elieser224 [~elieser22@190.121.239.31] has joined #esoteric < 1370201025 981548 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:22:58 -!- elieser224 [~elieser22@190.121.239.31] has left #esoteric [] < 1370201027 174845 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the fuck is this person doing < 1370201028 656314 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :glonass? < 1370201029 665467 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's been going on for days < 1370201035 175661 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo ##fixyourconnection hth < 1370201035 407586 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GLONASS? what kind of fucking name is that, russia. < 1370201040 508920 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: they're not even quitting < 1370201042 41759 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're parting < 1370201045 149180 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: i know < 1370201048 89980 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :iPhone 4S supports GLONASS < 1370201048 762851 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"close enough" < 1370201054 85373 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GLObal kNow where you Are SystemS < 1370201060 891594 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think there is a tariff on GPS devices that don't support GLONASS < 1370201075 744097 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1370201077 113132 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i like to think that all GLONASS receivers look like this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Glonass-receiver.jpg < 1370201079 405905 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo 'echo "eliser224: hey what are you doing joining and parting all the time???? what's the deal"' >bin/e; chmod +x bin/e < 1370201080 665069 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: -c: line 0: unexpected EOF while looking for matching `"' \ bash: -c: line 1: syntax error: unexpected end of file < 1370201089 856131 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo 'echo "eliser224: hey what are you doing joining and parting all the time???? what'"'"'s the deal"' >bin/e; chmod +x bin/e < 1370201090 526972 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's eep. < 1370201093 469711 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1370201094 137101 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`e < 1370201095 678435 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliser224: hey what are you doing joining and parting all the time???? what's the deal < 1370201098 309827 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok great < 1370201102 738439 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hopefully i can type `e fast enough < 1370201106 547194 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i... why did you make a program for that < 1370201107 900834 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. < 1370201110 819931 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because they are too quick < 1370201111 29896 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, ok. < 1370201116 289748 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :by the time i notice them they are gone! < 1370201122 563548 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I sent them a /msg before and they didn't respond. < 1370201132 988065 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.zazzle.com/eurion_constellation_t_shirt-235509764478000766 < 1370201144 827250 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the real problem here is that Elieser sounds too much like Elsevier < 1370201170 360739 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :t-shirt designed to fool t-shirt recognition systems < 1370201173 165592 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i searched for "eurion shirt" and i got lots of "urine shirt", thx google < 1370201184 255642 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, a russian gps receiver ... isn't it fairly easy for the US to make GPS unusable for anyone they don't like? (like russia) < 1370201188 513292 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://elieser224.wordpress.com/ < 1370201193 576660 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :elsevier yudkowsky < 1370201205 20638 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: glonass is the russian counterpart to gps, with its own satellites < 1370201239 353055 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yup and that's why they need it < 1370201244 703994 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the restrictions like kmc mentioned are probably a broad strokes thing to deal with non-state actors who don't have GPS devices registered to them or whatever, i'm sure < 1370201253 39934 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :eu has their own thing too < 1370201266 639714 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :this wordpress better be good (my system is slow) < 1370201272 847461 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :has kmc bought me a new computer yet < 1370201275 625798 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and china < 1370201283 336945 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes buy me china too < 1370201363 275178 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I confused GLONASS with one of those things that improve GPS precision (perhaps something involving the ionosphere) < 1370201376 736744 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: hola mundo < 1370201379 628440 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it just loaded) < 1370201392 258122 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: tell us about the ionosphere < 1370201505 171663 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1370201663 335904 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1370201824 660299 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jesus, the Syrian civil war's been going on for over two years now. < 1370201858 563612 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know their government issued a travel advisory about going to turkey being unsafe? < 1370201861 721376 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good times. < 1370201879 551486 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also GALILEO. < 1370201884 910684 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except they probably don't all-caps it. < 1370201941 296593 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: you should make a jit < 1370201952 863171 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dance a jig, make a jit. < 1370201953 87880 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the burmese "civil" "war" has been going since basically 1945, shit happens < 1370202056 452943 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internal_conflict_in_Burma < 1370202079 123044 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like how they only bother calculating death tolls for the last year or two < 1370202196 653876 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1370202198 716647 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should < 1370202200 281420 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, they haven't had a reliable census since, like, the Han dynasty. < 1370202270 796442 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: what do you think of futamura projections < 1370202293 946859 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't even own a television hth < 1370202304 193848 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hope i am not talking out my ass when i say that pypy is like one < 1370202321 611007 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you're talking out your ass it's probably because you're on drugz < 1370202338 559975 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :will drugz jokes ever get old < 1370202341 835933 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're like monoid jokes < 1370202342 713416 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :timeless < 1370202358 739995 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey guys there's a new brainfuck derivative < 1370202412 202896 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a new brainfuck diffintegral < 1370202430 814840 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :we were watching 90s sketch comedy the other day for some reason < 1370202440 136113 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i had to recalibrate to a world of bob dole jokes < 1370202457 422903 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hulu should have little bubbles that pop up to explain who everyone is < 1370202497 391340 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you imagine explaining to your kids who mitt romney was < 1370202509 217310 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :futamura really needs to change his name to something that isn't a single vowel swap from futurama < 1370202524 364413 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"a very rich man who tried to run for president and lost because nobody liked him" < 1370202529 332450 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems pretty straightforward < 1370202538 559232 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: How about making it a consonant swap too? < 1370202566 174704 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :If they say, "I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.", then what will be your response? < 1370202580 382308 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, fuck < 1370202585 46875 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :who cares about consonants anyway < 1370202600 907867 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I might say, "Yes, but I don't think it tells me that which I do need to know." < 1370202683 141979 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, oerjan: Do you think the whole "discrete calculus" thing is related to types? < 1370202701 150970 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this about holes < 1370202701 827637 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :As in http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/dgleich/publications/Gleich%202005%20-%20finite%20calculus.pdf < 1370202713 365648 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not that kind of derivative, I don't think. < 1370202722 34877 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, then i don't know < 1370202743 735651 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's like all combinatorial and like discrete and stuff man so surely it's related.................. < 1370202754 906270 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i will leave that up to others < 1370202756 242199 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you see that PDF? < 1370202765 990433 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the one you just linked? not yet < 1370202790 986795 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo see it < 1370202889 423797 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1370202892 772422 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps after burrito < 1370202945 303273 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://twitpic.com/cuz9gf speaking of middle eastern wars (phantom hoover) < 1370202968 707138 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is turkey part of the middle east? i guess maybe not. < 1370202976 415180 :elieser2241!~elieser22@190.121.238.19 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370202984 815682 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`e < 1370202985 995223 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliser224: hey what are you doing joining and parting all the time???? what's the deal < 1370203002 375447 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: it's "the crossroads between middle east and europe", hth < 1370203022 989482 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the slightly left of the middle east. got it < 1370203028 222828 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty creepy that there's a total local media blackout on these protests < 1370203041 478152 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and they cut off facebook / twitter at one point < 1370203088 149815 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1370203112 253206 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know contemporary turkish politics but it sure doesn't reflect well on whoever's in charge < 1370203180 462095 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1370203222 391533 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: `welcome to #xorg < 1370203224 670918 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1370203247 339104 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :especially since like, this started over a damn park < 1370203276 727369 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i see Phantom_Hoover is eager to get banned. also that he lacks a sense of humor. < 1370203306 943391 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :do i lack a sense of humor < 1370203321 31772 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, it's just very very wrong hth < 1370203342 528188 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this out-of-channel drama < 1370203366 347997 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, it's logreading drama < 1370203373 647898 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh no what happened in the logs < 1370203389 97412 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should ban the troll who said they'd put the channel on autojoin before they come back, ty < 1370203395 219918 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can ban ph at the same time if you'd like too < 1370203403 339902 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: ooh, tempting. < 1370203439 188 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, the honeypot approach < 1370203444 847255 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, wait, the carrot and the stick approach < 1370203449 321054 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or is it a trojan horse < 1370203451 773426 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: It’s the circular thing in which i reside. < 1370203453 124071 :elieser2241!~elieser22@190.121.238.19 PART :#esoteric < 1370203454 662936 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sweetening the deal! that one! < 1370203455 116977 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :this new apartment stuff has interesting side effects: i'm now getting physical spam. < 1370203469 675768 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote this new apartment stuff has interesting side effects: i'm now getting physical spam. < 1370203474 428404 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :1045) this new apartment stuff has interesting side effects: i'm now getting physical spam. < 1370203474 664387 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: you should also ban this guy who keeps joining and parting. < 1370203478 677380 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh i guess that `e didn't ping them < 1370203479 987440 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because of the 1 < 1370203482 399831 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :sneaky. < 1370203487 777385 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should also ban conehead < 1370203501 54114 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead PRIVMSG #esoteric :O: < 1370203501 738829 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can ban me twice if you do that as well < 1370203513 374525 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :these are all very reasonable requests, i shall put them in my queue < 1370203517 505896 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: once you've done all that you can op me. < 1370203580 486544 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also voice gregor < 1370203589 998255 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric +v :Gregor > 1370203590 26911 NAMES :#esoteric < 1370203619 240045 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: also it's a trojan carrot honeypot hth < 1370203630 412632 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the trojans had some weird cuisine < 1370203647 445049 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :carrots with honey isn't too mad < 1370203683 973487 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...are you sure, PH? < 1370203724 948769 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also oerjan smells and i should be op instead of him < 1370203725 217204 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :can i have voice < 1370203741 688594 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :troerjan < 1370204068 561283 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://hostilefork.com/rebmu/ REBOL dialect for code golfin < 1370204303 817755 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :dialect for code goblin? < 1370204994 593186 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^celebrate < 1370204994 665102 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : \o| |o| |o/ \m/ \m/ |o/ \o/ \o| \m/ \m/ \o| |o| |o/ < 1370204995 282042 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69  |   |   |    `\o/´69    ¦   |   |    `\o/´69    |   |   | < 1370204995 508155 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69  |\  >\  |\     |     ´¸¨ /|   >\     |     /|  /`\ /´\ < 1370204996 363694 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69             (_|¯'¯|_)                /'\ < 1370204996 579015 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69                                    (_| |_) < 1370205002 702740 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :bueatiful < 1370205034 393158 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm still worried about no. 5 < 1370205061 755316 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :not about 4 and 8? < 1370205070 409127 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Btw, how are æ and œ handwritten in countries that use them? I can think of multiple plausible ways. < 1370205089 750672 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: they don't look physically mauled < 1370205111 512394 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think they do < 1370205117 885482 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://i.imgur.com/hb0paB8.png < 1370205174 375503 :clog!~nef@bespin.org QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1370205183 737538 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :is wyoming usa's least populous state? < 1370205193 253003 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pretty sure. < 1370205227 915598 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"List of U.S. states and territories by population" agrees. < 1370205240 5556 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ha, it has less people than DC. < 1370205242 922042 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Though some territories have less people.) < 1370205292 550623 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alaska has the lowest score if you go by population density (1.264 per square mile, vs. Wyoming's 5.851), though. < 1370205308 189401 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: http://webster.hibo.no/alu/norsk2/web07/berit/alfabet.html < 1370205366 107853 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Å < 1370205367 434540 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1370205378 649118 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's that doing there < 1370205436 366801 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just hanging out with the other letters, I suppose. < 1370205467 671536 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Thanks, but i’m interested of the drawing order of the curves. < 1370205497 193629 :surma!uid6361@c-base/crew/surma QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1370205573 29554 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, it's actually a norwegian letter < 1370205579 136132 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :learn something every day i guess < 1370205584 246875 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sheesh < 1370205647 714048 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't ø enough for you guys < 1370205655 400057 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :å's a swedish letter as well < 1370205678 571188 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought it was only a swedish letter < 1370205740 221909 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would think it's quite a different sound from ø; I mean, the å and ö of the Finnish alphabet are different. < 1370205747 834002 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: well i'm not sure i'm doing it properly myself, as i'd probably draw a part counterclockwise, upper e part counterclockwise, but i suspect that picture requires you to do the e clockwise < 1370205756 569810 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :well ø is just ö < 1370205784 321466 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1370205852 154264 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Norwegian å is pretty much swedish å, no? < 1370205865 841673 :kallisti!~eris@168.28.136.16 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370205865 913485 :kallisti!~eris@168.28.136.16 QUIT :Changing host < 1370205865 913624 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1370205903 460431 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Finnish å is pretty much Swedish å. < 1370205949 361874 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: i'm not sure it's exactly the same, but it's very close < 1370205959 702695 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(just to clarify in case someone knows as little about alphabets as i: finnish doesn't have å, but it's alphabet does) < 1370206003 818009 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :To provide backwards compatibility with Swedish? < 1370206021 943239 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :something like that < 1370206023 847669 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :prolly < 1370206034 218316 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :we also have things like w and x < 1370206037 33380 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :and z < 1370206054 551638 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's like q in swedish I guess < 1370206061 252911 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :none of which are used in finnish words (except some loanwords, but then again those use a lot of letters our alphabet doesn't have) < 1370206064 160957 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :and q yeah < 1370206065 190419 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :and z perhaps < 1370206075 707976 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :å was probably handy back when everyone in finland was forced to learn swedish < 1370206082 284235 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :W we have in some Finnish-enough surnames. (Waltari, for example.) < 1370206087 810939 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: Everyone still is. < 1370206103 385407 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :“back” when everyone in Finland “was” forced to learn Swedish? < 1370206104 610282 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :really? < 1370206110 480023 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : you totally fucked up this quote <-- well for one thing it should have been in french, no? < 1370206119 587999 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: Sure. The requirement is a popular point of debate, though. < 1370206125 877124 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought finland became "independent" at some point < 1370206128 585573 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: There's a petition to abolish it and so on. < 1370206133 826113 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: Hah < 1370206194 283974 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandatory_Swedish <- notable! < 1370206226 541117 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakkoruotsi apparently this is really important < 1370206264 260727 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :The logo is kind of misleading, in that I don't think they're actually advocating the removal of Å from the alphabet. < 1370206269 475965 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Except maybe as a long-term goal?) < 1370206275 32317 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :language is the weirdest < 1370206279 825759 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's just abolish words < 1370206293 388011 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: you should just switch to unicode as the alphabet < 1370206293 605036 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://twitter.com/0xabad1dea/status/340964678807216128 https://github.com/search?p=3&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code < 1370206322 752772 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't do it ion!!!!!!! < 1370206331 111045 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: At least it would make those "write every letter of the alphabet" exercises kids have to do in school a lot more "fun". < 1370206345 550898 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: no u < 1370206363 687154 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: (i was talking "about the so easy thing") < 1370206367 331901 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i know < 1370206399 309179 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :U+0003 is end of text, so I guess you don't have to go any further than that < 1370206418 172650 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :4end of text < 1370206437 209967 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :The “write every letter of the alphabet” exercises would have been much nicer if you only had to write U+0001…U+0003. < 1370206448 576334 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Especially considering they're all control characters < 1370206454 844722 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :a < 1370206459 147172 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric : <- END OF MEDIUM < 1370206466 529118 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why did that not end this channel. < 1370206467 578920 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :END OF PSYCHIC < 1370206728 369115 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some pimples , especially schoolchildren and especially in those parts of Finland where there are few or no Swedish speakers ( Finns ), want to make Swedish an optional subject. http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fsv.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FObligatorisk_svenskundervisning_i_Finland&act=url < 1370206741 360844 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :some pimples :D < 1370206759 544050 :elieser224!~elieser22@190.121.239.8 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370206766 110164 :elieser224!~elieser22@190.121.239.8 PART :#esoteric < 1370206773 743823 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is argued that the Swedish-speaking population in Finland (5.5 percent of the population [2] ) have mastered Finnish so well that a pimple not in touch with these would need some knowledge of Swedish. < 1370206801 897036 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"[This article is about the community. For skin condition, see Acne.] Pimples are people who have Finnish as their mother tongue , for example in Finland , Russia , Estonia , Sweden or Norway , or in the more general sense identifies with origins in Finnish culture and Finnish languages ​ ." < 1370206811 63055 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :TIL: pimples. < 1370206825 523747 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"In Sweden, not everyone is aware of the distinction pimple-Finns and therefore, --" < 1370206904 87861 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what an unfortunate demonym. < 1370206941 802575 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Pimple and proud of it," I think their slogan is. < 1370207021 958385 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : dahlnet <-- THAT'S IT I HAVE TO BAN YOU NOW. OH LOOK, BUTTERFLIES! < 1370207042 77334 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: hang on hang on who's talking about dahlnet < 1370207049 234930 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan is < 1370207051 289735 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo ban him < 1370207051 361768 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Phantom_Hoover was < 1370207058 472851 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo dahlnet is the best < 1370207079 510146 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: is pimple a translation from finnish dwh < 1370207080 200015 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :we could do with some roald dahl inspired esolangs < 1370207086 613693 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*twh < 1370207118 571099 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastlog oerjan.*bfg < 1370207136 311437 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :2013-04-13.txt:21:44:48: * oerjan invites a giant (not BFG) to shachaf's home < 1370207140 784932 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :doom inspired esolangs < 1370207150 301070 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: wow < 1370207156 57984 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :cruelty to people < 1370207168 636348 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: no no it's feeding hungry people hth < 1370207191 154574 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastlog dahl < 1370207198 982521 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :2010-01-17.txt:00:23:33: I like to imagine space elevators are exactly as Roald Dahl imagined. < 1370207209 791647 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1370207217 983048 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Space. Elevators. < 1370207225 229703 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roald. Dahl. < 1370207225 952211 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1370207259 377820 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :dahl's space elevators are the best < 1370207282 864383 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :they are the best way to elevate into dahlspace < 1370207300 351746 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is Dahlspace a brothel < 1370207303 194852 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :not necessarily best for other purposes such as eating < 1370207318 377389 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stop dihlly-dahllying around. < 1370207403 704150 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://encrypted.google.com/search?hl=en&q=dahl < 1370207435 891584 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://encrypted.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=dahl&tbs=imgo:1 < 1370207523 716225 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :my sister had to dress up as a roald dahl character for some school thing once < 1370207549 943324 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suggested she dress as the lady from lamb to the slaughter; sadly this suggestion was declined < 1370207577 961647 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Based on 20 images, #794e57 is the color of Dahl. < 1370207604 976953 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the link to that thing again < 1370207612 845352 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i lost it and i deeply regret doing so < 1370207613 866167 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://zem.fi/fcolor < 1370207622 599821 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(For the Flickr version.) < 1370207800 998977 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thus far "phantom hoover" is a fairly disappointing http://zem.fi/gcolor-examples < 1370207817 428226 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1370207830 395934 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :8f5f3e < 1370207836 123576 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fucking clipboard < 1370207877 632736 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Many things do end up greyish-brown in the end. < 1370207924 85524 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why didn't you use google images for the in-browser version < 1370207926 750546 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :too slow or something? < 1370207934 532545 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :There wasn't a proper API for it. < 1370207939 331950 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure if there is these days. < 1370207975 59995 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :The non-browser version is done by ugly crawling, if I recall correctly. < 1370207976 701915 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :is greyish-brown the color of the internet? < 1370208003 32195 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://thisrecording.com/today/2011/6/1/in-which-we-consider-the-macabre-unpleasantness-of-roald-dah.html < 1370208109 573934 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: you're missing out on wild speculation on comonoids < 1370208117 664974 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, i note that there are a few greyscale images which are massively skewing the results < 1370208160 424980 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: oh no < 1370208166 483743 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: is dr seuss still ok < 1370208177 944805 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Yeah, should probably have done something about that. (It's of course due to the weighting that tries to generally emphasize "single-color" images.) < 1370208181 491805 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :like besides the racism, or < 1370208200 958842 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, i think an important stage in one's development is looking back at roald dahl stories and thinking "jesus christ what the fuck" < 1370208212 672924 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: i have probably thought of dr seuss like ten times since actually reading the books, i didn't know he was racist! < 1370208246 369995 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, back in WWII he made some rather unfortunate political cartoons involving the Japanese. < 1370208250 570818 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think he got over it later, though. < 1370208263 921469 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I am all fucked out. That goddamn woman has absolutely screwed me from one end of the room to the other for three goddam nights." pretty hilarious to imagine roald dahl writing this < 1370208280 423325 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1370208296 83285 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike, "After the war, though, Geisel overcame his feelings of animosity, using his book Horton Hears a Who! (1954) as an allegory for the Hiroshima bombing and the American post-war occupation of Japan, as well as dedicating the book to a Japanese friend." < 1370208305 155923 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1370208308 356939 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, you know what lamb to the slaughter is about right < 1370208315 32412 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-199-146.as13285.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1370208326 822968 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: i was hitherto unaware of its existence < 1370208330 107130 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also his wife and him were real mad about people using "horton hears a who" as an anti-abortion thing < 1370208345 600034 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i read it ages ago when i found it in a school library < 1370208358 259493 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :as i recall my immediate reaction was 'jesus what the fuck' < 1370208365 33778 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :man, a lot of the roald dahl books i read were published in the 80s < 1370208373 45108 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :they... felt a lot older, somehow < 1370208384 39776 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: well, that's, pretty dark. < 1370208388 698557 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the only other story i remember from that collection was something to do with a guy betting his daughter on a friend not being able to work out where some wine is from < 1370208389 993882 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :never heard of it before now. < 1370208409 865980 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have, however, read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Jelly_(short_story) < 1370208420 905046 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is pretty "jesus what the fuck" inducing. < 1370208443 757016 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...wait, there was a Twilight Zone Magazine? < 1370208445 761440 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: i think i'm having a "jesus christ what the fuck" moment about The Witches right now < 1370208451 132175 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what was up with that book < 1370208464 573082 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :n.b. my recollections are very vague < 1370208464 645017 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i had that moment whilst actually reading it < 1370208469 198560 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1370208474 813511 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: hi < 1370208474 885584 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was a bit too jesus christ what the fuck even for my young mind < 1370208480 958594 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey < 1370208484 784179 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh < 1370208488 728980 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does that mean < 1370208495 302921 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think The Witches is pretty much a wakeup call for lots of kids < 1370208510 147629 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: you missed out on some good -lens < 1370208523 489829 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike, that what, roald dahl books are extremely weird? < 1370208527 285138 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah. < 1370208552 134060 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :also that women are evil "wake up sheeple" < 1370208573 978768 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :imagine a time where people could use the word "sheeple" without immediately giggling. could it exist < 1370208586 89701 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wasn't it originally made up as a joke? < 1370208593 612267 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/TheWitches.jpg < 1370208612 385918 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alternative forms: sheople < 1370208616 186881 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how can you look at this and think it is anything but some kind of surreal horror novel < 1370208626 192502 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: wow that short story synopsis < 1370208635 945996 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :was the witches the book with the mouse maker < 1370208638 814095 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: it's weirder actually reading it, i assure you < 1370208641 366037 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: yeah < 1370208652 566611 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :my parents got me a roald dahl omnibus with that story and others like it in it < 1370208660 766879 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@wn omnibus < 1370208661 829964 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*** "omnibus" wn "WordNet (r) 3.0 (2006)" < 1370208661 902183 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :omnibus < 1370208661 902352 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : adj 1: providing for many things at once; "an omnibus law" < 1370208661 902460 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : n 1: an anthology of articles on a related subject or an < 1370208661 902567 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : anthology of the works of a single author < 1370208663 521084 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was pretty much beyond the "kid" stage by then, but still, jfc < 1370208663 732921 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[4 @more lines] < 1370208671 487552 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow weird word < 1370208675 586439 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric : was the witches the book with the mouse maker < 1370208675 658576 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good word. < 1370208677 651115 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :aah, the one with the mice and something ... I don't remember what else it was about, but vaguely recall liking it < 1370208687 144943 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes and the ending is the protagonist getting turned into a mouse < 1370208695 1965 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Haha, oh man. < 1370208699 919376 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and he's like "oh i guess i only have 9 years left to live, cool" < 1370208709 995555 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :«The Wall Street Journal first reported the label ["sheeple"] in print in 1984; the reporter heard the word used by the proprietor of an American Opinion bookstore affiliated with the John Birch Society.[1] In this usage, taxpayers were derided for their blind conformity as opposed to those who thought independently.» < 1370208710 804517 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: man i think that ending gave me emotional issues < 1370208716 22550 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :john birch society is the best imo < 1370208721 598877 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: i was like... would i be okay with being a mouse < 1370208742 348712 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: wait, wait. holy shit. i thought sheeple was like, an archaic or made up plural or singular or something of "sheep" < 1370208748 955682 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: it's... literally sheep + people... < 1370208753 82097 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh? no it's- yeah. < 1370208754 711937 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1370208759 309374 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how dumb are you elliott < 1370208761 481085 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: you didn't know? < 1370208770 708451 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haven't you ever heard "a sheeperson" < 1370208782 241006 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :man "people" is such a weird fucking word though < 1370208784 970175 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think the essential lesson one must learn from roald dahl is that children themselves are essentially evil < 1370208787 660945 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently it's from etruscan?? what < 1370208793 258597 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i said essential twice that's not good < 1370208794 303941 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :sheeple is now even funnier to me < 1370208805 298129 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok so back to my emotional issues re: being a mouse < 1370208812 25200 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Originally a singular noun (e.g. The people is hungry, and weary, and thirsty, in the wilderness --2 Samuel 17:29, King James Version)" this is bullshit < 1370208815 373714 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :mice are pretty cool < 1370208817 811827 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't think i'd want to be one < 1370208823 18581 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i was like < 1370208829 928961 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shit i wouldn't be able to do anything < 1370208833 330665 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :everything would have to do things for me < 1370208838 234475 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Having returned home, the boy and his grandmother then concoct a plan to destroy all of the world's witches. Learning the location of the witches castle from the hotel's records, they will travel to the Grand High Witch's Norwegian castle (having stolen her notebook), use the potion to change her successor and retainers into mice, then release cats into the castle to kill them. Using the Grand High Witch's money-making machine and information ... < 1370208838 667465 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :...and that's how I got where I am today < 1370208839 746305 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe if i could be like, every mouse? that might be ok. < 1370208844 143453 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :... on the whereabouts of all of the world's witches, they will repeat the process all over the world. The grandmother also reveals that as a mouse, the boy will probably only live about another nine years, but the boy doesn't mind it, because he doesn't want to live any longer than his grandmother. < 1370208849 287976 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didn't remember that........ < 1370208851 662634 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: like a rat king < 1370208852 505356 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :mice have small brains so probably oyu wouldn't care < 1370208857 373926 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: exactly < 1370208874 173396 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a jbs haldane story with a rat king < 1370208877 476416 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: how would you like to be 100 elephants < 1370208877 683409 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :being turned into a mouse is probably kind of like dying < 1370208887 581654 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Being an elephant sounds uncomfortable. < 1370208902 478746 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i said 100 elephants < 1370208903 332081 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.supermegacomics.com/index.php?i=143 < 1370208914 998793 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :jbs haldane's stories are like roald dahl except you look back on them and are like "wow that is ridiculous in a good way" < 1370208927 890648 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er. Haldane wrote kids books? < 1370208930 489836 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1370208936 857937 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have mentioned this to you before < 1370208944 116499 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, yes, I think you have. < 1370208947 61110 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's still really weird though. < 1370208957 697731 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :there was a book by terry pratchett with a rat king < 1370208959 439611 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the ones where he has a wizard friend and he fights capitalism and goes to india < 1370208965 668771 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's like... oh, right. < 1370208972 481604 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That makes less lack of sense. < 1370208972 553345 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you read it < 1370209012 408916 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and there's an unrelated one where some brothers try to defeat rats with science < 1370209019 72172 :hr_!~quassel@65-128-113-154.hlrn.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1370209032 731318 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and another one about a south american silver baron getting eaten by an alligator? < 1370209041 323433 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and one about the narrator's magic collar stud < 1370209184 766206 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't even recall anything massively racist which considering the geographical scope is p. impressive < 1370209379 803064 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1370209488 397359 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Switch Bitch is a 1974 short story collection for adults by Roald Dahl. The book is made up of four stories: "The Visitor," "The Great Switcheroo," "The Last Act," and "Bitch". < 1370209491 765406 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :The stories had been written by Dahl for Playboy magazine and published separately in 1965.[1] < 1370209655 340015 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's quite the name < 1370209842 40571 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote would not be surprised to find out this tumblr is guerilla marketing by wolfram co to sell mathematica to stoners < 1370209846 469502 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :1046) would not be surprised to find out this tumblr is guerilla marketing by wolfram co to sell mathematica to stoners < 1370209876 893736 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, i want to see this tumblr < 1370209879 627393 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i want to hate it < 1370209880 9860 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? drugz < 1370209882 127664 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :drugz? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1370209898 162391 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: intothecontinuum < 1370209908 836600 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has pretty pictures so it's hard to hate < 1370209981 948238 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(thank god, i was worried for a minute it'd be matthen) < 1370210010 98799 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1370210011 467639 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahahaahaa < 1370210019 585662 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :his latest post links to main is usually a function < 1370210027 482731 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i laugh but i am also terrified < 1370210092 10504 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :matthen? < 1370210109 991733 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, wha, where < 1370210123 298603 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :re: miuaf < 1370210151 205995 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh, remember that javascript thing where you fly a rocket around in a 2d solar system < 1370210152 554293 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the [more] link, it looks like < 1370210163 321663 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was him < 1370210186 503145 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : kmc, oerjan: Do you think the whole "discrete calculus" thing is related to types? <-- i dunno hth < 1370210227 448330 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :except he also maths tutored me a couple years back to stop my brain from atrophying so i was already on edge wrt people in real life being on the internet < 1370210243 756265 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i bet kmc didn't even read that pdf < 1370210265 244641 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : because of the 1 <-- also the e hth < 1370210272 530694 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: where < 1370210523 666987 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: on matthens thingy < 1370210534 338642 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh ok i misinterpreted < 1370210542 109524 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ps how come everyone knows this matthen persons blog and not me < 1370210545 442764 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean i remember the thingy but still < 1370210556 875799 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh uh < 1370210557 62897 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont know the blog < 1370210557 443222 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://blog.matthen.com/post/51566631087/quasicrystals-are-highly-structured-patterns-which < 1370210559 521362 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just figured to check < 1370210562 996040 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :since ph mentioned it < 1370210566 985563 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is the post maybe i should've linked < 1370210592 779813 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe i should try to know a thing or two about computational linguistics < 1370210645 676040 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh dear, i just remembered he works in speech recognition < 1370210651 11376 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :linking elliott to him was a bad idea < 1370210662 491847 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :thank you, i was just about to click the link < 1370210675 29735 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does elliott not like speech recognition < 1370210677 181488 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :did fizzie kick him < 1370210800 281741 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, well if kmc was referred to in a post about speech recognition... < 1370210903 669452 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :speech recognition is cute and not worth hating < 1370210912 775130 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: it's fucking terrible. like biology < 1370210920 9965 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :biology is cute and not worth hating < 1370210923 451906 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :speech recognition is the best < 1370210926 385556 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: have you seen how he reacts to it? it's great < 1370210977 173051 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :who reacts to what < 1370210988 109232 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie < 1370210992 850715 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: haha this robert gottlieb letter to dahl is great < 1370210998 809471 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1370211001 978257 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh god < 1370211052 310107 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :did the bfg actually stand for the big fucking giant originally. i hope so < 1370211083 922680 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haah, standing ovation < 1370211164 240312 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well no i haven't seen such reactions < 1370211173 1332 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.113 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1370211278 17508 :TeruFSX!~TeruFSX@65-128-175-59.mpls.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1370211510 844105 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"We love your books, but we have a problem... we are Jews!!" < 1370211513 956765 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Problem < 1370211565 425300 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if only there was a solution i feel bad now < 1370211633 737128 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's ok Phantom_Hoover i would have said it if you didn't < 1370211670 818048 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does this article about dahl finish with a bunch of death cab for cutie mp3s < 1370211700 178809 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's appropriate. < 1370211932 721957 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1370211963 943878 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 deep 4 me < 1370211990 759554 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal JOIN :#esoteric < 1370212009 947988 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1370212389 821700 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Scottish concept of the "Caledonian antisyzygy", the duality of a single entity, is a key driving force in Scottish literature, and it appears especially prominently in the Tartan Noir genre. -- wp < 1370212419 435953 :sprocklem!~sprocklem@S010674440130be65.cg.shawcable.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1370212423 210846 :TeruFSX!~TeruFSX@65-128-175-59.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1370212425 76698 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :those words are made up right. < 1370212445 873057 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kilts in detective noir sounds good though < 1370212453 658967 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i swear to god it's an actual article with that actual quote < 1370212477 702000 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think inspector rebus wore a kilt with any regularity < 1370212687 457626 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1370212769 596028 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia JOIN :#esoteric < 1370212881 285989 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i found out that Josh follows two Twitter feeds < 1370212885 130425 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@caltrain and @_FloridaMan < 1370212885 287572 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1370212907 319930 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :should be a command. < 1370212913 485928 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :CALTRAAAAAIN < 1370212961 688890 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Do you need anything else? < 1370213009 994788 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Please bring me news of the trains in this province, and the fools of the far away swamp country" < 1370213051 13534 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is Josh "into trainz" < 1370213053 232343 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: should i take caltrain < 1370213058 809013 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: fairly yes < 1370213063 559974 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: not if you can help it < 1370213068 863355 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is Josh "into drugz too" < 1370213070 899055 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: is it bad < 1370213073 216316 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: yes < 1370213077 327083 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: sounds great < 1370213084 775190 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it's rude to ask < 1370213092 835246 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :never mind < 1370213093 974579 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe < 1370213100 80856 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.caltrain.com/Assets/Buttons/Large+Middle+Buttons/2013+Giants+Baseball.gif caltrain watches sports < 1370213103 104522 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: You should take Caltrain! < 1370213118 490078 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it looks excited < 1370213127 360766 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc is not a number(ed inmate in the prison-industrial system on trumped up drug charges), he is a free individual < 1370213138 858596 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah little known fact, the caltrain tracks run straight through AT&T Park at grade < 1370213153 209564 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: how free < 1370213155 74458 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, have you advanced to the point of actual trainspotting < 1370213176 431141 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: fucking like, twelve free, at least < 1370213184 111820 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :trains potting is when you smoke the weed marihuana on trains < 1370213188 770088 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc's favourite activity < 1370213191 878457 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :trains just come through blasting the horn without stopping < 1370213202 719266 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :baseball players have to run for their lives < 1370213206 696260 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.theonion.com/articles/toddler-junkie-immediately-hooked-on-looking-at-tr,32025/ < 1370213216 584520 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :☝ kmc < 1370213217 3044 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i've chosen to to believe that what you are saying is true < 1370213218 943705 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :COOL IDEA: what if you had, like, a train, but it runs on, weed < 1370213227 261045 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :like you shovel the weed into the engine to make it go < 1370213231 963706 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know there are airports like what kmc describes < 1370213235 357213 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :frankly terrifying < 1370213238 368037 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :where? < 1370213241 543534 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :slash what. < 1370213245 135724 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :lithuania < 1370213249 797978 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i just made that up) < 1370213257 199537 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well like, you know how in gibraltar there's so little land that a highway goes through the airport runway < 1370213260 115161 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like that < 1370213263 41724 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah yeah < 1370213263 323255 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: does weed come out of the bit where the smoke comes out < 1370213264 514976 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but w/ trains < 1370213266 887224 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's terrifying < 1370213269 751400 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :do the animals in the farms get hhhhigh < 1370213284 879564 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait so the train crosses the runway at grade?? < 1370213296 899410 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's "at grade", like, at a slope? i doubt it < 1370213304 413106 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you only get high inside the train when driving through tunnels < 1370213312 556013 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: you pipe the smoke through the passenger cars hth < 1370213313 159550 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it means "on the same level" rather than in a tunnel or a bride or shit < 1370213313 882912 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :like that awful bit of atlas shrug i hear of < 1370213332 115982 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :AW citizenship is goinf free < 1370213339 425689 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :crossing the runway on a bride?? < 1370213342 980216 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds dangerous < 1370213345 562248 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh Sgeo... < 1370213345 888743 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: oh? < 1370213351 620269 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :goinf < 1370213356 138519 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :going < 1370213366 812826 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't know whether to be happy, or worried < 1370213375 817977 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why do you not mean advance wars. < 1370213377 975645 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cybertown went free too for its last year or so of its existence < 1370213411 642426 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should be happy that aw is dying and you can actually grow up finally < 1370213417 785580 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wow i didn't make this up! < 1370213423 438476 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :A unique level crossing exist near Gisborne, in which the Palmerston North - Gisborne Line crosses one of Gisborne Airport's runways. Aircraft landing on sealed 1310-metre runway 14L/32R are signalled with two red flashing lights on either side of the runway and a horizontal bar of flashing red lights to indicate the runway south of the railway line is closed, and may only land on the 866 m section of the runway north of the railway line. Whe < 1370213455 422114 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the runway at gibraltar infamously runs right across the only road in and out of it < 1370213467 562423 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: awesome < 1370213476 409260 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: "line. Whe" < 1370213498 174575 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use your imagination. < 1370213506 784989 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I DONT HAVR ONE < 1370213507 680337 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :pics? < 1370213546 517846 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :its insensitive to ask for pics of my nonexistent imaginatinon kmc < 1370213547 969281 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1370213554 844848 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh-gL7_UgHs i guess < 1370213562 557940 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION googles, finds http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2595/3680915019_4e8a1661ba.jpg?v=1246541217, calls it good despite that not being it < 1370213613 209000 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, this airway forum (what) couldn't find a good photo < 1370213630 731371 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that video has it at like 3:00 < 1370213635 485169 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: what do you think of leland stanford, i heard he liked trains < 1370213643 5247 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's a robber baron < 1370213647 704146 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1370213653 607383 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=gisborne+airport+new+zealand&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=33.489543,69.082031&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Gisborne+Airport,+New+Zealand&ll=-38.667401,177.978387&spn=0.008059,0.016866&t=h&z=16 aha < 1370213658 689177 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you saying you're not a fan < 1370213664 854776 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :dunno < 1370213678 480821 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good lord the editing in this video < 1370213704 892356 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal JOIN :#esoteric < 1370213728 858349 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :PLAAAAANE TRAAAAAIN: http://bvargo.net/f/plane_train.jpg TRAAAAAIN PLAAAAANE: http://myairplanes.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/an-225-dan-ka1.jpg < 1370213765 894625 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :excellent < 1370213776 376166 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so where did the CAAAALTRAAAIN thing come from < 1370213786 487672 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they should make the train plane a regular thin < 1370213792 62288 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :which thing < 1370213801 580129 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean the all-uppercase, multiple-A thing???? < 1370213807 70115 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a regular thing < 1370213839 643293 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a channel for everyone who likes trains: #cslounge-trains < 1370213980 699100 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the mysterious cslounge < 1370214189 518255 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is cslounge good? it sounds like something that would be bad < 1370214240 470172 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it depends on if u like counterstrike.......................... < 1370214252 316795 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1370214426 727142 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but #cslounge-trains is for people who like trains < 1370214434 628929 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :and maybe for people who like people who like trains < 1370214447 131035 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about people who like people who like trains < 1370214449 469730 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :tho trains are kind of rubbing off on me..... < 1370214478 138188 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I take trains every weekday. Therefore I am obligated to join. < 1370214481 867108 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :#kmcspotting < 1370214764 14996 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmcspotting could be a movie about death in the startup industry. scored by clint mansell < 1370214794 219109 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: aren't you obligated to join every channel mentioned on irc < 1370214817 810178 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, yes, except for one. < 1370214844 859363 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :one, eh? < 1370214850 333095 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: what is that one < 1370214874 516463 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The auto-kline channel I happen to know of < 1370214918 37548 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think there are any auto-kline channels on freenode < 1370214928 51553 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo join it and find out < 1370214939 994716 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know of some that are locked out and redirect to a "no" channel tho < 1370214952 931221 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is this channel, i'll try it on my local connection < 1370215036 881425 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :00:17 -!- Topic for #Thai-Help: Leave this channel right away or you'll be banned from the network! < 1370215039 862674 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :00:17 -!- Topic set by BearPerson [] [Sun Apr 22 16:37:07 2007] < 1370215042 419308 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :00:17 [Users #thai-help] < 1370215044 565972 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yo sgeo i'm pretty sure someone was fucking with you < 1370215046 872754 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :00:17 [@ChanServ] [ testingblamesgeo] [ tomaw] < 1370215047 733881 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :beaut < 1370215080 774938 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can join it now < 1370215094 594246 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :* #Thai-Help :End of /NAMES list < 1370215111 884948 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't list names of most channels you're not in... < 1370215120 726979 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :try /names #haskell-lens for example < 1370215133 415818 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm < 1370215147 248044 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :how did you determine this channel was an auto-kline exactly < 1370215157 396669 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was discussed on #freenode < 1370215197 685078 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is also a log of another chatroom that mentions it < 1370215247 716474 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://ircarchive.info/perl/2007/5/19/89.html < 1370215294 117597 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I joined this channel and now I can't access freenode anymore. What's going on? < 1370215297 139757 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apologies for the inconvenience. Due to problems with drones and automated clonebots, we've had to institute automated network bans when clients join certain channels. Please contact support at freenode dot net, providing your IP address to be unbanned. < 1370215301 97243 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow they actually do it < 1370215302 487907 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is +PQ < 1370215302 709904 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, well, that's boring, so, has anyone else been reading up on this "D-Wave Controversy": http://www.archduke.org/stuff/d-wave-comment-on-comparison-with-classical-computers/ < 1370215302 781848 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well this faq could just be outdated ofc < 1370215318 752267 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: scott aaronson has been going on about them for years < 1370215322 332488 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's pretty funny that this company made this computer thing and nobody's even sure if it actually works? < 1370215327 68667 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah that's where i got this < 1370215330 314879 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: anyway #thai-help certainly doesn't ban you now < 1370215342 760293 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :The modes +PQ kind of suggests that < 1370215351 544258 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know what +PQ does < 1370215373 393458 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :+P is permanent, +Q is you cannot be forwarded to this channel. < 1370215375 351321 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :-NickServ- Last addr : ~karsten@sourcemage/wizard/freenode.staff-emeritus.BearPerson < 1370215428 122510 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that topic was set in 2007 < 1370215442 712314 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i accept it likely actually did autoban you in 2007 < 1370215453 591412 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i somewhat suspect that no channel currently does however < 1370215571 683995 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the +PQ mode, the topic message (I cannot see it; it is set you cannot be seen unless you joined), and the "freenode.staff-emeritus" all suggest that at least it used to, or was intended to, at one time, ban you. < 1370215628 438838 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you think you could get hep with thai food < 1370215630 898500 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hear it's pretty good < 1370215633 61911 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :help* < 1370215689 996886 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.179.141.209 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1370215823 201628 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :does anyone know if there is an easy way to get youtube to play 480p instead of 360p by default < 1370215826 303170 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it really annoys me < 1370215891 727976 :elieser2241!~elieser22@190.121.238.5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370215894 863945 :elieser2241!~elieser22@190.121.238.5 PART :#esoteric < 1370215926 630534 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if someone tells you, tell me < 1370215943 898813 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :elieser2241: FUCK YOU < 1370215977 913892 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elieser < 1370215979 966678 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gonzalez < 1370216004 974959 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is with that elieser guy < 1370216064 484570 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: do you also hate those videos where changing the quality doesn't immediately reload but instead the cog thing kinda spins a bit and then it switches over smoothly at some point but the problem is when it starts the 480p video the scaling is a bit weird and it looks slightly off (like it's deinterlaced or something??) so you have to fullscreen it and exit that to get it looking right (this applies to all videos not just these) but it's not obvi < 1370216070 590250 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably not < 1370216102 847307 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://24.media.tumblr.com/409ffce04839d2aced409327386fe26f/tumblr_mn6o2cJqx51rf4cqeo1_400.png did i link this? oh well. < 1370216106 231824 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: god that's terrible < 1370216110 760755 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, i hate them < 1370216111 774623 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so much < 1370216124 402966 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: wow < 1370216125 818885 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also The Joke is that because of my shitty connection it would actually be 240p->360p for me < 1370216131 118131 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: that it bothers me and i have to fullscreen and exit all the videos or the videos themselves < 1370216142 321364 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :just in general < 1370216143 653603 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :terrible < 1370216151 680023 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: i feel like people aren't being sincere here!! are you sure you notice them being fucked before you fullscreen them < 1370216161 821801 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1370216166 341206 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1370216168 631022 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm glad i'm not alone < 1370216174 286298 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :generally it's 360->1080 for me < 1370216181 568412 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck you < 1370216182 957691 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: that's a good picture < 1370216187 53131 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :my connection and computer aren't good enough for that < 1370216192 817452 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i do 760p.... very occasionally < 1370216196 801015 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :er i mean 720p < 1370216197 109222 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what you have to understand is, i get my internet through a network of cans tied together with taut strings < 1370216214 715124 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :man, and i thought my connection was shitty < 1370216223 427046 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like the idea of "maize" being formal < 1370216227 133178 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it considered formal < 1370216227 307664 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: well ok < 1370216232 119271 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :my connection can do 1080p now < 1370216245 133590 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok but the worst part is < 1370216248 991302 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :youtube broke the fucking ?fmt= url thing < 1370216253 726407 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you can't even do it there before you load the page < 1370216255 136520 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :why the fuck < 1370216276 36852 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :?hd=1 < 1370216276 184299 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1370216278 390859 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ALSO i don't trust that the ones where the cog spins a lot actually always change the quality < 1370216289 235690 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :This page was previously nominated to be moved. Please review the discussions and previous page moves if considering re-nomination: RM, Maize -> Corn, No consensus, 20 June 2007, Talk:Maize/Archive 2#Requested Move RM, Maize -> Corn, No consensus, 21 February 2011, Talk:Maize/Archive 3#Requested move < 1370216295 47457 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: hey that worked this time < 1370216308 643756 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ty < 1370216312 114238 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maize is a selected article on the Food Portal, which means that it has been identified as a high quality article by Food Portal standards. < 1370216344 517131 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Corn as transitive verb < 1370216389 692434 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh my god half the talk page archives are about this < 1370216399 680687 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :International bias vs. American bias < 1370216443 127310 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :remember, not following US usage is "anti-American" < 1370216446 389374 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, the majority of ENGLISH speakers say corn. Why shouldn't it be Corn(maize)??? It makes NO SENSE??WacoJacko 06:30, 2 July 2007 (UTC) < 1370216464 274702 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :he uses eleven question marks for this issue < 1370216484 400749 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh, does "corn" mean "grain" in the UK? that's news to me < 1370216589 310924 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess so? < 1370216603 565044 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ask Phantom_Hoover < 1370216617 626673 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: isn't elliott british and can tell me this himself < 1370216653 717193 :elieser224!~elieser22@190.121.239.8 JOIN :#esoteric < 1370216662 156242 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`e < 1370216663 564394 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliser224: hey what are you doing joining and parting all the time???? what's the deal < 1370216671 590434 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome elieser224 < 1370216674 934482 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​02elieser06224:13 Welco06me to the internation03a07l hub for esoter12ic programmi13ng languag09e07 design 07and04 06dep05lo11yment!09 For more information, che14ck o03ut our wiki: http://e02sola05ngs.org/08wiki/Main_Page. (For05 04t09he other kind of esoterica, try12 #07e13soteric11 07on 14ir08c.dal.net.) < 1370216683 971343 :elieser224!~elieser22@190.121.239.8 PART :#esoteric < 1370216702 949926 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the deal < 1370216705 41626 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye < 1370216749 556508 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :we should fix the e < 1370216751 595215 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :can mnoqy do it < 1370216761 740553 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :alt can we get fizzie to ban them < 1370216771 481244 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently the only thing they have said is "hola", and that was after several join/part cycles < 1370216775 304862 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :did anything happen with that what's his name guy < 1370216792 896968 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gasoline/newstalker < 1370216809 496581 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://irc.canaima.softwarelibre.gob.ve/historicos/mychan20130516_pg8.html hm they are in this other freenode channel (found by googling) but don't do the /part thing there < 1370216815 210782 :augur!~augur@c-68-34-26-189.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1370216861 921404 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :instead they do the ping timeout thing < 1370216883 92721 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :A venezuelan linux distro. < 1370216911 662729 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"It is primarily designed as a solution for the computers of National Public Administration in accordance with the presidential decree number 3.390 about the use of free technologies in National Public Administration in the country. " well then < 1370216919 547658 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: did you see http://rubydoc.info/gems/rubysdl/2.1.2/frames < 1370217095 629259 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruby????????????? < 1370217126 402861 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: this documentation is how i feel < 1370217133 947523 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :??????????????????????OpenGL?????????????????????????????? < 1370217144 838097 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :????????????????????????????????????????(??????????????MPEG??????????????????????????)?? < 1370217163 716399 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cat e < 1370217165 123007 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: e: No such file or directory < 1370217168 974995 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cat bin/e < 1370217170 469413 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo "eliser224: hey what are you doing joining and parting all the time???? what's the deal" < 1370217185 856921 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run e|r < 1370217187 377716 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: r: command not found < 1370217189 708945 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run e|rainbow < 1370217191 517717 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​1409e02l05ise12r06224:05 12he09y10 what12 ar09e10 05y09ou11 d14o09ing05 j09o13ini13ng 14and11 p10art12in12g 04a06l05l05 th09e14 t07ime03??13?12? w02ha05t08'06s13 th02e de14a05l03 < 1370217200 126629 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1370217250 447169 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1370217399 989864 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: /set show_nickmode_empty off # hth < 1370217410 253738 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i agree w/ shachaf < 1370217460 36717 :dessos!~dessos@c-174-60-176-249.hsd1.pa.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1370217492 886675 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: "u gotta say maize" < 1370217510 159381 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :just think about how great corn mazes are < 1370217512 682603 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :when you say maize < 1370217535 920700 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-56-127.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1370217561 486624 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :woow