< 1368490069 720133 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-216-99.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Expand < 1368490076 890247 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-216-99.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or rather, https://twitter.com/search?q=%23philoSeinfeld < 1368490139 378242 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, apparently the 'happy ending' prophecy is supposed to reassure the reader that the story has a happy ending < 1368490182 566793 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It has one! < 1368490185 298905 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right in strip 887. < 1368490257 499290 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :From the forums < 1368490258 467102 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :'Guys, you can stop freaking out about this being Elan's prophecy. War and XPs commentary says his prophecy is a word from the Giant to the readers that when the entire story is over Elan will have a happy ending, and that while things might get scary for a while they will work out in the end.' < 1368490321 795324 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was a huge mistake to join a company started by my friends < 1368490328 974304 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :o.O < 1368490330 832143 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :even though the only reason they were my friends was that I worked at a previous company they started < 1368490337 998665 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :such are the dumb paradoxes of my life < 1368490376 379629 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-( < 1368490412 994777 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: imo plz arrange for another update this friday thx < 1368490449 484656 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, would you actually be upset if it happened sooner than Friday? < 1368490465 196815 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wouldn't be upset if one happened sooner than Friday. < 1368490470 399644 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :As long as one happened on Friday. < 1368490516 871052 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is Friday your birthday or something? < 1368490628 97385 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No? < 1368490653 154333 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :on the rubik's cube you can rotate two adjacent centers by π/2 or rotate a single center by π < 1368490658 606797 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I mean, I'm sure it's *something*. < 1368490701 514255 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could just say 1/2 and 1/4. < 1368490718 654735 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, maybe angles should be measured in the reciprocal of the fraction of a full turn. < 1368490732 34602 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So 1 is a full turn, 2 is a half turn, 4 is a quarter turn. < 1368490779 558582 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is a good system. < 1368490783 310368 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What should I call this "unit"? < 1368490783 722589 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-216-99.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so arc length would be pi/angle? that's not too bad < 1368490793 480211 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: 2pi? < 1368490818 810932 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: the shachaf < 1368490824 658248 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: no < 1368490854 95469 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe i'll call it an ungle because it's not really an angle................................ < 1368490854 868320 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the elcric < 1368490860 779581 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elcric? < 1368490865 150405 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-216-99.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shangle < 1368490876 891081 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that a portmanteau of "shit" and "angle" < 1368490888 53474 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-216-99.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :exactly < 1368491004 869473 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-216-99.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, what's the equivalent zero radians? < 1368491064 938571 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 = 2pi = 1 turn < 1368491091 919815 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll call it the "nurt" because it's the opposite of a turn. < 1368491304 281528 :augur!~augur@c-69-138-251-193.hsd1.md.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1368491367 182004 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> over (partsOf (traverse.filtered (`notElem`"aeiou"))) reverse "turn" < 1368491372 589564 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: ExitFailure 1 < 1368491372 869961 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: Prelude.undefined < 1368491378 255242 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> over (partsOf (traverse.filtered (`notElem`"aeiou"))) reverse "turn" < 1368491378 835057 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> over (partsOf (traverse.filtered (`notElem`"aeiou"))) reverse "turn" < 1368491379 186396 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> over (partsOf (traverse.filtered (`notElem`"aeiou"))) reverse "turn" < 1368491381 801382 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :LAMBDABOT < 1368491383 630517 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: ExitFailure 1 < 1368491384 280827 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: Prelude.undefined < 1368491384 280967 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: ExitFailure 1 < 1368491384 310612 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: Prelude.undefined < 1368491384 456565 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: ExitFailure 1 < 1368491385 286336 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :STOP DYING < 1368491385 646955 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: Prelude.undefined < 1368491428 397382 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot needs to go to rehab < 1368491472 922207 :augur!~augur@c-69-138-251-193.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368491554 785051 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1368491862 85410 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Once upon a time there was a YouTube video called «"Rehab" - 1934 Noel Coward Original» < 1368491866 399724 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It seems to have been deleted. < 1368491870 490018 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does a copy still exist? < 1368491873 976527 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it was just audio. > 1368492024 959508 JOIN :#esoteric > 1368492029 90269 JOIN :#esoteric > 1368492029 608004 JOIN :#esoteric > 1368492050 815743 JOIN :#esoteric > 1368492054 960564 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368492055 166980 :glogbot!dlopen@libdl.so JOIN :#esoteric > 1368492055 472253 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368492117 46998 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1368492152 811924 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so JOIN :#esoteric < 1368492453 761903 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1368492541 593953 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :PBKDF2 isn't just "iterations of" SHA1. < 1368492553 798570 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes I know < 1368492690 914194 :augur!~augur@c-69-138-251-193.hsd1.md.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1368492778 283211 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this cross-channel talk < 1368492790 227751 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc and shachaf must be in some exciting places < 1368492796 699357 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :just ##crypto < 1368492816 654144 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds like a depressing channel < 1368492821 388503 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's pretty good actually < 1368492828 161184 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368492832 665047 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well crypto depresses me < 1368492835 453295 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because i hate thinking about it < 1368492851 235919 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :the view from the left depresses me < 1368492856 465030 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :because i don't know how to read < 1368492887 307067 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :why do you think i'm always so offtopic........i literally never read anything anyone says < 1368492896 224631 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-216-99.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :##viewfromtheleft? < 1368492904 977407 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@google view from the left < 1368492915 41281 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot.................................. < 1368492938 625221 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you know lambdabot didn't reply < 1368492950 599417 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :because lambdabot isn't in this channel < 1368492957 233790 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you know what i said < 1368492962 825415 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what who said < 1368492983 489430 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :me < 1368492995 599286 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I agree. < 1368493005 733486 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot is passed out in a ditch < 1368493056 164558 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, this wouldn't be a problem if we didn't have n set < 1368493070 639776 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's n set? < 1368493096 948123 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lets you send messages to a channel without joining it < 1368493109 872026 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, +n < 1368493120 566793 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :We have it off in $THAT_CHANNEL < 1368493124 53254 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot is offline, too < 1368493191 273305 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's $THAT_CHANNEL < 1368493204 544151 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1368493211 362753 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it.... < 1368493214 71117 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :#shachaf < 1368493226 549186 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :02:00:18 [Users #shachaf] < 1368493226 754449 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :02:00:18 [@elliott] < 1368493228 899464 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :a misnamed channel < 1368493811 275171 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor, join #shachaf so we can give you voice < 1368493861 851756 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :stay out of my namesake channel < 1368494415 738906 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's the hird doctrine, shachaf < 1368494425 38987 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :all voice, all gregor, all the time, all the channels < 1368494462 621873 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-216-99.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor isn't voiced right now < 1368494501 534507 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric +v :Gregor > 1368494501 547569 NAMES :#esoteric < 1368494525 557211 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :who did that < 1368494540 767816 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, elliott can +v now, right. < 1368494584 465351 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was probably oerjan < 1368494622 67182 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want an hmac-memorable-email server < 1368494639 202510 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I own copumpk.in, and want to allocate email addresses on it based on who I give them to < 1368494649 999767 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1368494666 710336 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :so if I sign up for amazon on it, I'd have amazon.a42be@copumpk.in or something like that < 1368494675 983322 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I explicitly don't want the + scheme < 1368494708 392337 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's something good to build on to handle your own mail? < 1368494718 705035 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd probably just end up forwarding it to gmail :) < 1368494737 446442 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1368494818 669122 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, useful things. this is absolutely not my area of expertise. < 1368494839 580150 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sick of my email getting sold and not knowing who sold it < 1368494847 735432 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to be able to blacklist addresses < 1368494859 419306 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the + scheme doesn't work because it's easy to drop < 1368494910 605353 :Gregor!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ideally you'd have it encoded in some way, such that dropping it produces an invalid address and randomizing it also produces an invalid address. < 1368494918 237181 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, that's what I mean < 1368494926 74481 :Gregor!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right, figured. < 1368494927 893515 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :the second half is basically a simple hmac-alike of the first half < 1368494942 348079 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can just take a prefix of a real hmac < 1368494975 506439 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a cool idea < 1368495117 601450 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin: do I get a fancy copumpkin email address to send to < 1368495124 205358 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure < 1368495146 113424 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu NICK :sebbu < 1368495157 988549 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm so special < 1368495556 280920 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-216-99.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1368495798 65380 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION vaguely wonders if lenses have anything in common with jQuery
< 1368495934 397592 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368495939 630792 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :its a monad < 1368495947 89669 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :just ask edwardk < 1368495968 750102 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-83-51.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368495993 689487 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1368495998 727359 :augur_!~augur@208.58.5.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368496311 440840 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t id -= 10 < 1368496321 597798 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...no lambdabot < 1368496871 857656 :Tod-Autojoined!~Tod@50-198-177-185-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net NICK :TodPunk < 1368497157 704293 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-83-51.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1368497205 175102 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Guess what I found at the store today! < 1368497217 296548 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :drugs < 1368497217 955226 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hint: Jaffa Cakes < 1368497220 911098 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :!!! < 1368497228 726229 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: if I move to SF you will tell me the places to buy jaffa cakes?? < 1368497240 878921 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: is jaffa cakes a euphemism for drugs < 1368497252 687317 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :this place is in palo alto < 1368497257 927261 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368497258 481966 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe on Brass Eye < 1368497262 154319 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway i've never had jaffa cakes before < 1368497265 777656 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: also how much did you pay < 1368497272 46294 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :$1.79 < 1368497274 2659 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can buy jaffa cakes in Cambridge but they are $$$$$ < 1368497276 569723 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually I paid $1.80 < 1368497277 539297 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not like Other Cabridge < 1368497312 280761 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't there a really expensive jaffa cake in CA now? < 1368497321 808433 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait, no, he's still in the UK < 1368497322 744334 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's in CA now? < 1368497330 875815 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. Yes, that's what I thought. < 1368497333 46438 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :These are, uh, from Serbia? < 1368497394 583076 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 1.80/12 < 1368497411 773747 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :come on, you can do that in your head < 1368497423 630795 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :3/20? < 1368497430 884818 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't < 1368497451 678088 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin: I was subtly communicating to you how many jaffa cakes I now possess. < 1368497463 508124 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have to find indirect ways of showing off. < 1368497470 349624 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm worse at arithmetic than gwern < 1368497470 652575 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :skywriting < 1368497477 763299 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :you still could have done that by performing the calculation < 1368497480 867812 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :and announcing the per-unit price < 1368497489 956236 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But then elliott wouldn't know. < 1368497502 592768 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I heard that elliott is worse than arithmetic than gwern. < 1368497708 948610 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :when is kmc moving to SF................ < 1368497721 982105 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's waiting for me to okay the move < 1368497752 898345 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. Should I send my sister some citric acid powder? < 1368497952 243780 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: These are from http://www.jaffa.rs/ < 1368497994 310245 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.jaffa.rs/jaffa-cakes-classic < 1368498007 442653 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty sure you'll find they only count if McVities™ makes them < 1368498027 444968 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was worried about something like that. < 1368498046 691114 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you are granted official british permission to import them < 1368498073 788938 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: do "cadbury flake" exist in where you are < 1368498105 140248 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, of course < 1368498124 577241 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you admit that Mekupelet is better < 1368498140 198614 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mekupelet < 1368498182 681032 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i seriously doubt that < 1368498196 433627 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is known for its crumbliness and thin flakes. < 1368498236 142000 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before < 1368498253 57004 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://marcos.kirsch.mx/2006/05/05/elite-mekupelet-vs-cadbury-flake/ < 1368498299 736468 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was a really tight contest and to be frank I don’t feel like scrolling up and counting how many points each one had. So the debate remains unsettled. < 1368498388 97054 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wikipedia's picture -- http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Mekupelet.jpg -- has less boring text < 1368498406 377001 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"to the last crumb", it says < 1368498420 69363 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it says "until". I took the liberty of changing it to "to". < 1368498483 884669 :comex`!~comex@ec2-23-22-255-183.compute-1.amazonaws.com NICK :comex < 1368498485 486519 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: you can buy and mail me some Mekupelet and I will give you my opinion on it < 1368498489 784518 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am willing to pay for shipping < 1368498509 814119 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Gladly, next time I'm in .il. < 1368498518 987091 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-31-103.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1368498545 161814 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :also you have to promise not to give my address to Taneb. < 1368498556 50031 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-31-103.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1368498556 253149 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1368498613 159739 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why don't you want Taneb to know your address? < 1368498638 392338 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, maybe I can get hold of Mekupelet here. < 1368498660 265755 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably not easy. < 1368498683 753763 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's epistemologically important < 1368498692 507963 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not ontologically? < 1368498704 452787 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I can get someone in .il to mail some to you... < 1368498716 844020 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Will you send me some Cadbury Flake? < 1368498723 31984 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I bet that's easier to get hold of over here. < 1368498745 935247 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty sure that should just be available in stores in the US?? surely you have regular ol chocolate < 1368498749 489657 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: both. < 1368498770 747232 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::o!!! < 1368498775 438919 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1368498792 710999 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Where would I find it? < 1368498796 891269 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think I've ever seen it. < 1368498826 424118 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can order it online. < 1368498842 654324 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :$5 for 6-count with free shipping. < 1368498856 542746 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't they have like british stores < 1368498859 179636 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :with biscuits and stuff < 1368498861 449080 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :for brits < 1368498863 183390 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1368498863 926218 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I heard something about that < 1368498869 82923 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe < 1368498877 856504 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :British Grocery - CLOSED - Mission - San Francisco, CA - Yelp < 1368498881 388438 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess there are no more brits < 1368498881 736934 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there a lot of demand for that in SF < 1368498894 432849 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or wherever shachaf is i forget < 1368498899 382584 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fish and chips burrito < 1368498945 809923 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: OK, what's your address? I won't tell Taneb. < 1368498947 425530 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i believe there are likely british people in san francisco < 1368498954 553361 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll see what I can Arrange. < 1368498960 977701 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: 10 downing street, hexham < 1368498973 982598 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you the king of hexham < 1368498981 595323 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The prime minister. < 1368498982 228103 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1368498984 874347 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :priem minister < 1368498985 697924 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1368498988 532942 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: quiet < 1368498996 304771 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was trying to be ignorant of british things < 1368499003 471438 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-170-131.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: No, the King lives in Bucking Ham Palace. < 1368499022 94549 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"fuck you, ham", the official motto of england < 1368499033 475280 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :except in latin probably < 1368499058 943267 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-170-131.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :VCKFAY OVYAY AMHAY < 1368500160 776073 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Also: There's a white chocolate Mekupelet. Is there a white chocolate Cadbury Flake? < 1368500163 755583 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I guess there is. < 1368500237 628075 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone I knew in high school works for Long Island Medium now :( < 1368500322 881736 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that bad < 1368500444 83049 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It feels weird < 1368500583 806871 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why < 1368500995 296970 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you buy a 1×1×1 rubiks cube < 1368501013 374274 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I believe they're called "cubes" < 1368501257 990023 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I had a 2×2×2 Rubik's cube once. < 1368501528 302622 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have one right here < 1368501539 565441 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :found it in a free pile < 1368501545 929749 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the white face says "6 0\n0 6" < 1368501554 689287 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or is it.... "9 0\n0 9"??? < 1368501558 682082 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :08:59 * kmc is learning the moves for rotating the centers of a Rubik's cube <-- is that something zen-like... < 1368501571 972114 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The zen-like thing is rotating the center of a 2×2×2 Rubik's cube. < 1368501578 179260 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ikr < 1368503412 332532 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: what do you think of suburbia < 1368503592 335401 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the... type of place? < 1368503597 349703 :Lymia!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's make < 1368503604 983801 :Lymia!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :9x9 Sudoku rubix cubes < 1368503610 800549 :Lymia!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :9x9x9* < 1368503642 447029 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fractional dimension rubik's cubes < 1368505465 67138 :carado_!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1368505465 918697 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368505657 976029 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1368505662 872076 :carado_!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368506095 522728 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf JOIN :#esoteric < 1368506123 280878 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368506620 271327 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@vixen vs. @nixon: Who is more offensive? < 1368506620 514253 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :good question < 1368506620 514451 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Certainly in the next 50 years we shall see a woman president, perhaps sooner than you think. A woman can and should be able to do any political job that a man can do. < 1368506633 819067 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@vixen What do you think of monoids? < 1368506634 23953 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes i do < 1368506634 228787 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A public man must never forget that he loses his usefulness when he as an individual, rather than his policy, becomes the issue. < 1368506651 685849 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@vixen Come on, say something juicy. < 1368506651 903482 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know what? if we'd known it was going to be like this we'd have picked our own goddamn cotton! < 1368506652 108449 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know, it's a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana is Jewish. What the Christ is the matter with the Jews, Bob? What is the matter with them? I suppose it < 1368506652 108545 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :is because most of them are psychiatrists. < 1368506709 97541 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently i'm jewish < 1368506720 26907 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have so much to learn < 1368506722 911069 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :congratulations, you're god's chosen stoner < 1368506728 576029 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@vixen Tell me more kmc facts! < 1368506728 820128 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahaha < 1368506729 24832 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word 'crisis.' One brush stroke stands for danger; the other for opportunity. In a crisis, be aware of the danger - but recognize the opportunity. < 1368506760 857008 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what a horrid little anecdote < 1368506780 999766 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-170-131.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And not even slightly true. < 1368506813 866832 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i remember hearing that "chaos" was two of the characters for "women" under a line (one roof) < 1368506821 979838 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :dude nixon *went* to china < 1368506823 601811 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :he is the expert < 1368506823 834637 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and a chinese speaker came in and was like "what are you even talking about" < 1368506853 10167 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nixon in china is a pretty good opera < 1368506916 720888 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to see that one < 1368506927 846631 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a performance on youtube < 1368506931 628156 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :way superior to the valis opera, imo < 1368506945 139249 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :also wow < 1368506945 344313 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-170-131.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sounds like you mixed 安 "peace" (roof, woman) and 姦 "adultery" (three women) somehow. < 1368506955 152196 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :my school's amateur theatre group actually has a director < 1368506962 155187 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is like six months early < 1368506977 492146 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: i think i looked it up and found some obscure character for "battle" or something that almost fit if you were dumb < 1368507009 638088 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@vixen bikes? y/n < 1368507009 842874 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that really what you want to know? < 1368507010 47594 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people. < 1368507024 320106 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@vixen i nitya to be honest with me < 1368507024 524959 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I brought myself down. I impeached myself by resigning. < 1368507024 729901 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes < 1368507090 638996 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :adultery is *three* women eh < 1368507107 797394 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: You should follow me on Twitter! < 1368507108 651669 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-170-131.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or "seduction" or "rape" or a number of things. < 1368507120 621189 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-170-131.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The general semantics for that are kinda "anything improper in sex". < 1368507134 802154 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why do programmers know so little about programming. it's like if one lumberjack looked at a tree's shadow and was like "shit this is gonna be hard" and another one's like "no, see, there's a cloud over it, it'll be easy" < 1368507145 85002 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: what's twitter < 1368507160 513567 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: it's like tumblr except kmc uses it < 1368507161 616311 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: and then they each wrote 2,000 word blog posts about how to hire and manage lumberjacks < 1368507181 51563 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh i like kmc < 1368507185 419446 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do i get in on this twittering < 1368507196 581741 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://twitter.com/shachaf -- click "follow" < 1368507200 340872 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you want to be taken seriously as a lumberjack, you need to do some lumberjacking on your own time and upload your logs to LogHub < 1368507204 29620 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :then follow the instructions hth < 1368507217 513748 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :everyone likes kmc < 1368507217 718452 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :this shows that you have a passion for lumberjacking, not like those evil greedy people who just want to get paid for doing a job < 1368507233 887837 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bd807033be7887e1d08fb29763ea3b6/tumblr_mmr1tg53J21qzgnzho1_500.jpg but seriously < 1368507246 310102 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :++++ < 1368507248 85769 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://hackage.haskell.org/package/hyperloglog is edwardk's approach to lumberjacking < 1368507251 220117 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's very efficient. < 1368507252 726116 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: it says you haven't twittered. < 1368507257 695921 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: It's lying? < 1368507313 81549 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh no < 1368507318 12092 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :my twitname is @miuaf < 1368507329 395087 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow look at all those dependencies < 1368507336 663895 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know if i can commit to this! < 1368507505 859775 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"People love OSI. When they find out it's BS they're floored. Like physics students who learn that electrons aren't little whirling planets." OSI? < 1368507537 552852 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :OSI network model < 1368507539 53325 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :7 layer dip < 1368507539 505482 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OSI_model < 1368507554 442659 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. How's it a lie? layer crossing? < 1368507572 4171 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"What math book will tell me if I properly formalized the semantics of HTTP caching headers?" sassy < 1368507574 929564 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, the layers are aware of each other in various ways < 1368507580 229649 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also mostly there aren't 7 < 1368507600 700426 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-170-131.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The OSI model was the model used in a particular network protocol, that we don't use at all. < 1368507610 475231 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :really there are only like 4 layers, but then you reimplement that over HTTP and then reimplement that over HTTP again because that's the world we live in < 1368507675 860082 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-170-131.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ethernet is layers 1 and 2, IP is 3, TCP is 4 through 5, your program is 6 and 7. (basically) < 1368507772 977486 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also a lot of networks use reliable link protocols, I learned recently < 1368507778 106324 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :3G networks < 1368507787 974462 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and WiFi has some link layer retransmits too, although I think it's not totally reliable < 1368507835 229734 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-170-131.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even Ethernet uses checksums. < 1368507852 109408 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-170-131.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though I think that's in OSI layer 4? < 1368507857 667539 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The incoherency of HN’s folk sociology/philosophy/psychology really undercuts their snottiness about non-engineering educations" hey nice summary < 1368507866 546621 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :TCP assumes that packet loss is solely caused by buffers filling up, but wireless networks have lots of stochastic, non-congestive loss, from radio interference or whatever < 1368507888 350526 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so for TCP to perform well on these networks, the link layer has to hide non-congestive loss < 1368507922 733576 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also btw, you mentioned syrian internet going offline, but it's back up < 1368507937 851400 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-170-131.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, it was down for ~24 hours. < 1368507940 327069 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think the government might have claimed a nameserver was bombed < 1368507958 22989 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw this directly interferes with the goal of fixing TCP flow control to deal with non-congestive loss > 1368508011 462812 JOIN :#esoteric > 1368508015 592811 JOIN :#esoteric > 1368508016 109291 JOIN :#esoteric > 1368508032 750246 JOIN :#esoteric > 1368508036 883885 JOIN :#esoteric > 1368508037 400406 JOIN :#esoteric > 1368508081 70523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368508082 155335 :glogbot!dlopen@libdl.so JOIN :#esoteric > 1368508085 187898 JOIN :#esoteric > 1368508085 697052 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368508092 311186 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly JOIN :#esoteric < 1368508127 448570 :EgoBot!dlopen@libdl.so QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1368508138 662619 :EgoBot!dlopen@libdl.so JOIN :#esoteric < 1368508180 501084 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-170-131.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is really the important thing. < 1368508226 370140 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think many people are browsing twitter there nowadays anyway < 1368508234 469877 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe in the west < 1368508307 315774 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: do you know what this thing is? https://camp2013.tacticaltech.org/ < 1368508316 578625 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly QUIT :Excess Flood < 1368508330 825068 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :interesting < 1368508331 175165 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1368508337 430173 :samebchase!~samuel@codesurfers.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1368508424 249619 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly JOIN :#esoteric < 1368508444 610292 :samebchase!~samuel@codesurfers.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368508492 592977 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh no did something happen < 1368508504 407591 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what? < 1368508514 535702 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Never mind. < 1368508521 530141 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see context now. < 1368508544 609802 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :look, sometimes I just don't want to participate in a given conversation; you don't have to make a Big Deal out of it < 1368508573 613396 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :especially in another channel with mostly a different set of people < 1368508578 7813 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :who will then demand more context < 1368508580 150917 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh? sorry? did i do something wrong < 1368508581 276475 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which makes it an even Bigger Deal < 1368508584 829105 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no but shachaf did < 1368508605 961686 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i left another channel because I didn't want to get drawn into a conversation that was making me angry < 1368508609 902555 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's no biggie, I'll be back in a bit < 1368508616 334665 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think this is healthy behavior..... < 1368508619 38655 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Sorry. < 1368508622 951659 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's all right < 1368508630 331559 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am only mildly annoyed < 1368508657 517872 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :##crypto didn't answer my question about why MAC-then-encrypt is bad :( < 1368508660 279996 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION usually thinks of leaving a channel as a Bigger Deal than leaving a conversation.
< 1368508678 530411 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :well I think I know why, but I want to confirm < 1368508683 719055 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :New Bigger Deal < 1368508701 732512 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I suppose it's not necessarily a Big Deal. < 1368508719 300845 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: the thing is that I have poor self-control; if the channel is open in irssi I will have to switch to it, and then I'll read what's been said < 1368508722 315385 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then i might reply < 1368508725 358109 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :see also: #haskell < 1368508747 595829 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why are you even reading channels that you join, kmc < 1368508751 420547 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Such poor self-control < 1368508757 152011 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRC is for writing, not reading. < 1368508768 454884 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/IRC/irc/ s/.$// < 1368508769 377725 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not just that the conversation was making me angry, but that I don't actually have the factual knowledge necessary to support the position that my emotions were pushing me toward < 1368508773 350059 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing good can come of that < 1368508804 887370 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :##crypto usually has a low ratio of factual knowledge anyway < 1368508819 463650 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :er the channel in question is not ##crypto < 1368508827 621880 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and I think they're pretty knowledgable < 1368508847 381976 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what I said about ##crypto was a non-sequitor, sorry < 1368508858 118460 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :slash attempt to change topic < 1368508882 81090 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is SSL really MAC-then-encrypt? < 1368508887 501005 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :believe so < 1368509040 520828 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least in the typical CBC / HMAC modes < 1368509050 774114 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :GCM isn't, of course < 1368509073 165786 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure. < 1368509099 380678 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, I ordered some chocolate to elliott for some reason. < 1368509104 939807 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: http://www.imperialviolet.org/2013/02/04/luckythirteen.html < 1368509111 484371 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :or something < 1368509180 123203 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : it seems like the fundamental problem is that it exposes a decryption operation to untrusted data < 1368509191 521008 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : which means exposing possible side channels (timing, padding oracle) as well as vulnerabilities in the decryption code < 1368509199 341901 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : is that a fair summary? < 1368509208 472561 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fummary < 1368509309 202660 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :«Let's replace "brain" w/ "kidney" in all neuromyths. "We only use 10% of our kidneys." "Your left kidney is logical; right one's creative."» oh god yes < 1368509509 802538 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: i'm glad you approve of things I have retweeted :) < 1368509543 117937 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: You can add people to "lists" in Twitter and then you see their tweets but not their retweets. :-( < 1368509548 760088 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am requoting your retweet < 1368509554 108618 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am internetting this hard < 1368509554 735691 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(But the lists can be private so that people don't know whom you're following.) < 1368509558 795680 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :For how much can I sell my left brain < 1368509560 493371 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: interesting < 1368509568 554764 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've also seen that you can "hide retweets" on someone's profile page < 1368509578 8217 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would follow people except that I don't want my followee list to be public. < 1368509585 287278 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: instagramming your requot of my retweet < 1368509593 780850 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :gifing that and posting it to tumblr < 1368509627 959972 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You should register miuaf.com etc. < 1368509647 337282 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :mebbe < 1368509652 109743 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :miu.af < 1368509657 392222 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't want to talk about names < 1368509671 592030 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: just fyi there are actually surgical procedures where people get a hemisphere of their brain removed < 1368509676 571776 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(and they don't die) < 1368509682 965565 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which hemisphere doesn't die? < 1368509691 676497 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :¬_¬ < 1368509697 557842 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :¬_ < 1368509752 254182 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Hm, am I irritating lately? < 1368509753 199024 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :If so I should stop. < 1368509935 506076 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not very much < 1368509941 766792 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm in a bad mood lately, which doesn't help < 1368509951 92114 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hey and the guy who said the kidney thing is a science journalist. yay, slightly less dumb science journalism < 1368509965 624828 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm hella stressing out about my job search < 1368510065 325743 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot: @tell zzo38 http://www.gophercon.com/ < 1368510065 562571 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1368510340 887086 :carado_!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1368510777 901902 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1368511644 944517 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, should I volunteer to run lambdabot? < 1368511656 611376 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since my server seems to have more luck with it than the current one. < 1368511703 45668 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1368511761 864104 :JesseH!~JesseH@ip72-210-71-131.mc.at.cox.net PART :#esoteric < 1368511818 611077 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot should just run as a botnet < 1368513685 348229 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@vixen shift or rotate hth < 1368513685 546053 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. < 1368513685 743572 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is a great day for France! < 1368513703 741432 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth < 1368513774 208100 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :qoppabot < 1368513781 983163 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@type () < 1368513782 865310 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :() < 1368513785 56092 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :() < 1368513785 273688 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :great fun < 1368514155 28479 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :John Carmack ‏@ID_AA_Carmack 6 May < 1368514155 936646 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tom_forsyth I thought Haskell WAS full bore functional purity, as opposed to various multi-paradigmn languages. < 1368514156 134685 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1368514156 332078 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1368514161 604766 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"oopse" < 1368514247 573049 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wish my languages had more bore. < 1368514296 459251 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wish my languages had more boar (meat) < 1368514319 864309 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Moar boar < 1368514326 476707 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :more bore. more < 1368514331 380156 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think i've ever heard of pig meat being referred to as boar before < 1368514337 400381 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, yes i have, when it's a full one < 1368514342 356043 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bork < 1368514366 968605 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or is it for wild pigs? < 1368514376 163299 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :wigs < 1368514376 992347 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :either way, probably tasty < 1368514442 952202 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :usually a boar is a wild pig, yeah < 1368514449 378808 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(apparently they hang out in berlin???) < 1368514453 425933 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1368514478 282248 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :[[boar]] redirects to [[wild boar]] < 1368514744 996968 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :ĸbot. < 1368514784 687065 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :κ⊥ < 1368514788 574062 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :your left kidney produces your right pee and your right kidney produces your left pee < 1368514882 598957 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :if your kidneys become separated, err, i don't know enough about kidneys < 1368514895 303306 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :The local zoo has a cafe/restaurant next to the "bear castle"; they sell: bacon burger (contains bacon), chicken burger (contains chicken), salmon burger (contains salmon), "bear burger" (???). < 1368514945 62848 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :The menu just says "large hamburger patty" and "100% organic". < 1368514951 502826 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(For the last one.) < 1368515053 675501 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :mm beer burger < 1368515209 784040 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-170-131.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Beer burger sounds awesome. < 1368515222 488533 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :beerger < 1368515769 427928 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@quote container < 1368515769 668995 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :heatsink says: If monads are containers, the Cont monad is a klein bottle. < 1368515769 866686 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc says: monads are like containers, as long as you forget everything you know about the meaning of the word "container" and take it to be a totally abstract word synonymous with "monad" < 1368515834 395693 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Monads are like containers, in that they're mostly filled with vomit. < 1368515874 147516 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :heatsink's quote is better < 1368515896 139907 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, but i wanted the quote for someone who doesn't know or care about Cont < 1368515920 112309 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION handing out "perls of kmc wisdom" like it ain't no thang
< 1368515946 731846 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Q: are monads orientable < 1368515973 245678 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (>>=) == (<<=) < 1368515974 70008 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: `<<=' < 1368515975 991836 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: `<<=' < 1368515976 189445 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Perhaps you meant one of these: < 1368515976 189562 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : `<=' (imported from... < 1368515981 124952 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (>>=) == (=<<) < 1368515981 892660 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric : Occurs check: cannot construct the infinite type: a0 = a0 -> b0Occurs check... < 1368515983 99559 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Occurs check: cannot construct the infinite type: a0 = a0 -> b0 < 1368515991 641413 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuckers < 1368515997 232210 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :proved: monads have two sides < 1368516004 386567 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like an onion < 1368516013 363541 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, why does that involve an occurs check < 1368516017 256101 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t (=<<) < 1368516018 67840 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall (m :: * -> *) a b. Monad m => (a -> m b) -> m a -> m b < 1368516019 526015 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Monad m => (a -> m b) -> m a -> m b < 1368516030 33358 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :snazzy, kappa-boy < 1368516075 41865 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, a and b aren't typed (kinded) like m is? < 1368516085 902685 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it only writes the kind when it differs from * < 1368516086 354347 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t (>>=) < 1368516087 143160 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall (m :: * -> *) a b. Monad m => m a -> (a -> m b) -> m b < 1368516089 222458 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Monad m => m a -> (a -> m b) -> m b < 1368516096 383166 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. that's confusing. < 1368516109 380245 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was imagining [a ->] or whatever for a sec. < 1368516128 812757 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is kind polymorphism in recent GHC < 1368516652 176960 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Booccurs check", the spookier version. < 1368516678 883079 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the skolems have escaped < 1368516698 805924 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you sure skoled'em < 1368516749 703955 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rock'em Skolem Robots. < 1368516783 332292 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have one jaffa cake left. < 1368516825 161262 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :make it count < 1368516946 675786 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they go quickly don't they. < 1368516979 726552 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION -> sleep
< 1368517015 163457 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf why do things have to be other things instead of themselves? i like things in themselves. the noumenon is the goodmenon. help < 1368517035 635407 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: tor is like an onion hth < 1368517042 547789 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :>: < 1368517112 313885 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're like an onion, because i cut you and then i can't stop crying. < 1368519546 280701 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1368519567 454831 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT :Quit: Gotta go < 1368519732 421761 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1368521784 449082 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@host-224-58.dataart.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368522040 345861 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1368522253 329295 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368523975 477832 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-170-131.clsp.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1368524546 209081 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-212-159.clsp.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368527148 127788 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heey, hey: it's the Eurovision Song Contest time of the year again. Almost sneaked by without noticing. (Tragic.) < 1368527654 200761 :JesseH!~JesseH@ip72-210-71-131.mc.at.cox.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1368529962 359298 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1368530083 910492 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368531382 888268 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1368531676 931341 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368532926 417842 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo -e '#!/bin/sh\nwelcome | sed "s/^//"' >bin/welcome < 1368532932 471989 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1368532944 208716 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run chmod a+x bin/welcome < 1368532948 73617 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1368532953 65298 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome < 1368532955 118038 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) < 1368533153 165231 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368533311 169324 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368533479 432409 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo bin/wel* | hd < 1368533491 452509 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :00000000 62 69 6e 2f 77 65 6c 63 6f 6d 65 0a |bin/welcome.| \ 0000000c < 1368533497 358416 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo bin/*wel* | hd < 1368533499 88429 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :00000000 62 69 6e 2f 72 77 65 6c 63 6f 6d 65 20 62 69 6e |bin/rwelcome bin| \ 00000010 2f 77 65 6c 63 6f 6d 65 20 62 69 6e 2f 02 77 65 |/welcome bin/.we| \ 00000020 6c 63 6f 6d 65 0a |lcome.| \ 00000026 < 1368533786 597852 :augur_!~augur@208.58.5.87 QUIT :*.net *.split < 1368533786 946941 :jconn!~username@la-pinta.la.net.ua QUIT :*.net *.split < 1368534453 173538 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo bin/welcome | hd < 1368534454 921107 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :00000000 62 69 6e 2f 02 77 65 6c 63 6f 6d 65 0a |bin/.welcome.| \ 0000000d < 1368534482 224677 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`which hd < 1368534483 798327 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/usr/bin/hd < 1368534503 784589 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls -l /usr/bin/hd < 1368534505 849438 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :lrwxrwxrwx 1 0 0 7 Oct 14 2011 /usr/bin/hd -> hexdump < 1368534545 327415 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you are looking for cat? < 1368534588 135759 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not really, no < 1368534600 187833 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just wanted to confirm my guess that hd was an alias for hexdump < 1368534644 90420 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :To find (a young) cat: http://robotfindskitten.org/ < 1368535133 757546 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run diff $(which hexdump) $(which hd) < 1368535135 501283 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1368535273 266613 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-212-159.clsp.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368535656 181133 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-212-159.clsp.qwest.net QUIT :*.net *.split < 1368535893 77177 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368535912 946234 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368535931 714236 :jconn!~username@la-pinta.la.net.ua JOIN :#esoteric < 1368536126 884950 :Tod-Autojoined!~Tod@50-198-177-185-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368536143 5480 :Jafet1!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1368536149 399500 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1368536202 937324 :Jafet1!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet NICK :Jafet < 1368536226 228599 :glogbackup!~glogbacku@64.31.59.246 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1368536334 284635 :TodPunk!~Tod@50-198-177-185-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1368537162 408829 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368537223 811859 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1368537229 460004 :Koen__!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368538484 659529 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368538494 714428 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :note to self: watch new star trek movie < 1368538691 377933 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell Phantom_Hoover watch the new ST movie. < 1368538691 575535 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1368538691 773374 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1368538699 189236 :Lumpio-!~matti@89-166-34-164.bb.dnainternet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it even out on BitTorrent yet < 1368538714 425813 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhm. may I ask who is kappabot, and where does it come from? < 1368538733 513041 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1368538754 841006 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION pokes kappabot with a calibrated, certified, regulated, chromium plated galvanized scientific metric rod
< 1368538781 612025 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368538922 60132 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: I think it's the fault of one of the kmchafs. (I always get those two mixed up.) < 1368538991 345833 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1368539002 726499 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368539263 465819 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: oh. so no problem with the prodding. < 1368539268 618806 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1368539285 309561 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION straps an electric motor to the rod
< 1368539921 629774 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368539995 979728 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-31-103.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1368540034 492554 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-31-103.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1368540034 727869 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1368540068 51600 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1368540404 857958 :heroux!~heroux@5070823C.static.ziggozakelijk.nl QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1368540871 221913 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368540900 618236 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1368541274 638624 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1368541276 445130 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368541413 942983 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368541578 539799 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1368541793 575088 :coppro_!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1368541940 874460 :sivoais_!~zaki@199.19.225.239 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368542023 976337 :quintopi1!~quintopia@74.117.159.204 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368542062 805371 :samebcha1e!~samuel@codesurfers.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368542159 669247 :samebchase!~samuel@codesurfers.net QUIT :*.net *.split < 1368542160 259808 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia QUIT :*.net *.split < 1368542160 457397 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca QUIT :*.net *.split < 1368542160 457536 :sivoais!~zaki@unaffiliated/sivoais QUIT :*.net *.split < 1368542274 992561 :Gracenotes_!~person@wikipedia/Gracenotes JOIN :#esoteric < 1368542293 391323 :kmc_!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1368542428 33106 :sivoais_!~zaki@199.19.225.239 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1368542435 662416 :sivoais!~zaki@unaffiliated/sivoais JOIN :#esoteric < 1368542558 278296 :Gracenotes!~person@wikipedia/Gracenotes QUIT :*.net *.split < 1368542558 674089 :Gregor!dlopen@libdl.so QUIT :*.net *.split < 1368542559 88673 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com QUIT :*.net *.split < 1368542674 634607 :nooodl_!~nooodl@193.185-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1368542949 267627 :glogbackup!~glogbacku@64.31.59.246 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1368542979 451300 :sivoais!~zaki@unaffiliated/sivoais QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1368542988 820949 :sivoais!~zaki@unaffiliated/sivoais JOIN :#esoteric < 1368543448 623144 :sivoais!~zaki@unaffiliated/sivoais QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1368543587 295029 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1368543614 275061 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368543640 821551 :sivoais!~zaki@unaffiliated/sivoais JOIN :#esoteric < 1368543916 310060 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1368544436 773593 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368544585 481694 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar CYUL < 1368544585 901690 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYUL 141500Z 26008KT 30SM FEW035 11/M05 A3008 RMK CU2 SLP187 < 1368544592 588866 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, my bot's still alive. < 1368544597 617831 :Jafet1!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1368544750 258718 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1368545006 94459 :kmc_!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com QUIT :*.net *.split < 1368545006 569164 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet QUIT :*.net *.split < 1368545006 766728 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net QUIT :*.net *.split < 1368545426 537988 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar EFHK < 1368545426 967194 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :EFHK 141520Z 24012KT CAVOK 17/02 Q1009 NOSIG < 1368545455 931630 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is stupid warm. < 1368545467 248349 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@141.70.114.64 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368545553 420190 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net NICK :boily < 1368545594 498060 :SirCmpwn!~SirCmpwn@unaffiliated/sircmpwn QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1368545774 47180 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@141.70.114.64 QUIT :Quit: MindlessDrone < 1368545864 611068 :SirCmpwn!~SirCmpwn@unaffiliated/sircmpwn JOIN :#esoteric < 1368545878 913853 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote boily < 1368545880 812689 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :927) boily: the man eating chicken is just a normal man, it's quite common to eat chicken in some parts of the world \ 928) ~eval 1+2 Error (127): this is a great bot boily i love it \ 937) not only there is no God, but try to find an APL keyboard on Sunday. \ 940) ais523: I'm not sure my < 1368545884 232371 :nooodl_!~nooodl@193.185-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar EBAW < 1368545884 615086 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :EBAW 141520Z 19006KT 9999 -RA FEW026 BKN032 10/08 Q1006 NOSIG < 1368545899 811566 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :where was that hate quote I had again... < 1368545905 401678 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastequotes boily < 1368545911 379336 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.14717 < 1368545936 642914 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah! 1005. < 1368545993 721924 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar EGNT < 1368545994 63110 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :EGNT 141520Z 22012KT 180V250 9999 FEW049 12/00 Q0996 < 1368546005 204861 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1368546018 946092 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily, thanks to you, I know two different codes for the nearest airport to Hexham? < 1368546041 804667 :nooodl_!~nooodl@193.185-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :real talk: all i can read off these / care for is the temperature < 1368546048 92766 :nooodl_!~nooodl@193.185-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :everything else just looks cool < 1368546111 834329 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh which one is the temperature < 1368546119 976342 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the one with the /. < 1368546124 493948 :nooodl_!~nooodl@193.185-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :the 14th, 15:20, 220° 12 kt wind, blah blah blah, 12°C / 00°C < 1368546133 444497 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :first number is temp, other is dew point. < 1368546150 419590 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :M for minus, otherwise known as Canadian. < 1368546160 764479 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the metar for hexham < 1368546194 676091 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :EGNT, I think. that's newcastle, innit? < 1368546213 466721 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, EGNT is closest < 1368546218 449159 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's about 20 miles to the east < 1368546233 871794 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar EGNC < 1368546234 226293 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :EGNC 121650Z 25013KT 9999 BKN018 11/09 Q1004 < 1368546241 990457 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar EGNT < 1368546242 378148 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :EGNT 141520Z 22012KT 180V250 9999 FEW049 12/00 Q0996 < 1368546252 472319 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's Carlisle airport, 40 miles or so to the west < 1368546262 384264 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so is this what google gives results from when i ask "weather in x" < 1368546276 368316 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: maybe hth < 1368548714 957666 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1368548864 426203 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es JOIN :#esoteric < 1368549088 428401 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :hola < 1368549192 674094 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome zanna < 1368549194 776868 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :zanna: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) < 1368549218 727498 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :hola elliott :) < 1368549416 386283 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :hablas espa�ol? < 1368549449 762682 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cucuracha < 1368549491 817952 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, that's not the right spelling < 1368549524 197272 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess i should stick to annoying spanish speakers out loud < 1368549546 4903 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :perate < 1368549562 894113 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :cucaracha = rajoy < 1368549587 954098 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :molesto = tu padre < 1368549593 805346 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :lengua correcta = amor < 1368549602 693060 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :fantasma idiota < 1368549625 573876 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :patatas bravas < 1368549633 470950 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :tu puta madre < 1368549643 994607 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :#esoteric.es < 1368549652 261077 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :algun entendido en esoterismo que hable espa�ol? < 1368549659 777686 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i might not know spanish but i know enough romance roots to be offended < 1368549757 948060 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :la educacion es igual en todas partes y tu no la tienes < 1368549785 420844 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :£££ < 1368549863 318230 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :buenos dias < 1368549872 22417 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so zanna what are your feelings on brainfuck derivatives < 1368549899 274416 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :olv�dame < 1368549907 57146 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :algun entendido en esoterismo que hable espa�ol? < 1368549949 894634 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo spanish is banned < 1368549952 671774 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :too far from finnish < 1368550136 548420 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :internet est� hecho para comunicarse con todo el mundo, si tanto te molesta, olv�dame. mono ignorante < 1368550241 853796 :Tritonio!~Tritonio@nl2x.mullvad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368550253 781460 :Tritonio!~Tritonio@nl2x.mullvad.net PART :#esoteric < 1368550304 296360 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1368550552 899595 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :algun entendido en esoterismo que hable espa�ol? < 1368551054 227407 :variable!root@gateway/shell/trekweb.org/x-rghsjwrzfucofqmr JOIN :#esoteric < 1368551054 428951 :variable!root@gateway/shell/trekweb.org/x-rghsjwrzfucofqmr QUIT :Changing host < 1368551054 429111 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1368551647 485665 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zanna, are you actually from spain btw < 1368551653 514896 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(this is of vital importance) < 1368551743 447429 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zanna: puedo hablar un poquito de español, pero con su actitud, no creo que voy a hacer esfuerzos por hablar con su idioma. < 1368552962 183957 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :entonces es que no eres entendido en esoterismo boily, no es necesario, gracias < 1368553231 504077 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: can I apply my foot on him with a dx/dt of great magnitude? < 1368553249 739603 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or my bot's tentacles, if it is more socially acceptable) < 1368553283 357310 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@host-224-58.dataart.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1368553301 820179 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :your bot has tentacles? < 1368553321 367797 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course! < 1368553500 699181 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :que mal educados < 1368553505 136484 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :vaya 3 < 1368553509 429696 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es PRIVMSG #esoteric :q os jodan < 1368553513 3961 :zanna!ircap@3.149.78.188.dynamic.jazztel.es QUIT :Quit: � IRcap � 8.71 � < 1368553545 330558 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but, but... he left without my patented instant podial back massage... < 1368553564 889070 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1368553566 851864 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(cures sore joints, rheumatisms, and lycanthropy!) < 1368553961 486057 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-31-103.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1368553997 313955 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-31-103.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1368553997 511604 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1368554000 36696 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1368554003 79184 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368554274 255924 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1368555465 419337 :samebcha1e!~samuel@codesurfers.net NICK :samebchase < 1368555477 233122 :Tritonio!~Tritonio@cust-208-22.on5.ontelecoms.gr JOIN :#esoteric < 1368555855 565453 :coppro_!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca NICK :coppro < 1368556015 704226 :Tritonio!~Tritonio@cust-208-22.on5.ontelecoms.gr QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1368556167 96155 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, why did I think alcohol was a good idea < 1368556226 142922 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey Taneb, what's your address < 1368556241 544480 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, 6 Hexham < 1368556244 764727 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm postmaster general of hexham < 1368556248 854378 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need to know these things < 1368556253 805060 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I live at number 6 < 1368556260 940324 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :6 Downing Street? < 1368556264 531726 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No < 1368556266 989967 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you the prince of Hexham? < 1368556267 494598 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :6 Hexham < 1368556286 82204 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You should know, you're postmaster general < 1368556342 904506 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :How will I send you parcels (do you reall call them parcels.......) without knowing your address? < 1368556358 714053 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu NICK :sebbu < 1368556402 73209 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Send them to 6 Hexham < 1368556406 182906 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's where I live < 1368556442 284424 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :6 Hexham, Washington, Tyne and Wear NE38 0NR? < 1368556455 225275 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :washington??? < 1368556466 472844 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington,_Tyne_and_Wear < 1368556471 615300 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No < 1368556474 441082 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :6 Hexham < 1368556475 622920 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hexham < 1368556481 708840 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Northumberland < 1368556483 677549 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :NE46 6 < 1368556487 323331 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I stand corrected. < 1368556532 679290 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? northumberland < 1368556534 451371 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :northumberland? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1368556542 178290 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? northumbria < 1368556544 63913 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :northumbria? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1368556550 324911 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? elliott < 1368556551 999514 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things? He is also tire. And a lystrosaur. < 1368556565 748004 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn Northumberland may be today a sparsely populated country... but SOON! THE NORTHUMBRAINS SHALL RISE! < 1368556570 465961 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :I knew that. < 1368556604 176762 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368556680 748464 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :northumbrains :D < 1368556693 389391 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? lystrosaur < 1368556695 203428 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :lystrosaur? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1368556781 772633 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn lystrosaurus is a genus of Late Permian and Early Triassic Period dicynodont therapsids, which lived around 250 million years ago. < 1368556785 213197 :nooodl_!~nooodl@193.185-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :`paste bin/? < 1368556786 77722 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :I knew that. < 1368556787 635906 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/bin/%3F < 1368556887 180065 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ln -s wisdom/lystrosaur wisdom/lystrosaurus < 1368556888 785869 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :ln: creating symbolic link `wisdom/lystrosaurus': File exists < 1368556893 671320 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ln -s wisdom/lystrosaurus wisdom/lystrosaur < 1368556901 777358 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1368557171 607036 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368557182 151245 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1368557429 414731 :nooodl_!~nooodl@193.185-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo 'perl -pe '\''s/nooodl/"n@{[o x(5+rand 3)]}dl"/ge'\' > bin/rnooodl < 1368557433 545738 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1368557445 781823 :nooodl_!~nooodl@193.185-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo nooodl nooodl nooodl nooodl nooodl nooodl nooodl | rnooodl < 1368557447 379944 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: /hackenv/bin/rnooodl: Permission denied < 1368557481 472505 :nooodl_!~nooodl@193.185-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo nooodl nooodl nooodl nooodl nooodl nooodl nooodl | rnooodl < 1368557483 487603 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooooooodl nooooooodl noooooodl nooooodl nooooooodl noooooodl nooooooodl < 1368557488 227519 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1368557493 376645 :nooodl_!~nooodl@193.185-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :excellent < 1368557523 49869 :nooodl_!~nooodl@193.185-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo 'perl -pe '\''s/nooodl/"n@{[o x(3+rand 7)]}dl"/ge'\' > bin/rnooodl < 1368557526 780465 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1368557690 854050 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :nodl < 1368557716 22131 :heroux!~heroux@5070823C.static.ziggozakelijk.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1368557723 217240 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://conservapedia.com/Essay:_Overweight_atheists_comedy_and_satire < 1368557778 910716 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1368557843 607096 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Unlike atheists, Christians have a great many songs including dance music." < 1368557891 353455 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kim Il Sung was a communist dictator and an obese atheist who died of a heart attack.[1] Kimchi is one of the world's most healthiest foods and very popular among Koreans.[2] Unfortunately for Kim II Song, he ate too much of it. < 1368557904 197393 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :take that atheism's < 1368557926 364601 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ohhh these are all written by that dead guy < 1368557946 912705 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kim Il Sung? < 1368557963 628185 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no wait < 1368557969 49706 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess the dead guy is a different one < 1368557979 539968 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Richard Dawkins, who has been divorced two times, is thin but he is a very abrasive man who often makes women upset." < 1368558032 951441 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: why won't you tell me your mailing address for parcels < 1368558038 126829 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/05/not-only-do-creationists-win-creation.htm < 1368558042 303520 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lots and lots of repetition here. < 1368558047 938735 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1368558117 601223 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: here's a free l to fix that link for you: l < 1368558142 539299 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, why don't you send the parcel to elliott < 1368558146 269399 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :In 2011, only two of the Miss USA beauty pageant contestants thought evolution should be taught in schools. Evidently, most beautiful women find the "Argument from beauty" argument for the existence of God to be quite an attractive argument. See: Argument from beauty < 1368558147 506463 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :He lives at 9 Hexham < 1368558155 601478 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: i already sent a parcel to elliott < 1368558167 517625 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :10 Downing Street, Hexham < 1368558167 744876 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you send one to elliott then he can give it to me < 1368558172 237238 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thx < 1368558177 414661 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott is kind of Hexham btw < 1368558197 608245 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: would you like some Mekupelet btw < 1368558229 927964 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh boy < 1368558238 949093 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :How will you get it to him? < 1368558241 863269 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1368558255 801077 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, I'm not sure what that is < 1368558263 883658 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :dropping it off at a location in a case with a combination lock and then revealing that location and the lock to him < 1368558271 533839 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: it's like cadbury flake but from israel < 1368558271 826461 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello < 1368558286 818982 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: It's significant better* than Cadbury Flake. < 1368558293 647030 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, but I have a cadbury flake supplier! < 1368558298 792713 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You do? < 1368558301 904600 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :He lives in Corbridge < 1368558306 65065 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And is called Easty < 1368558306 263466 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Can you mail me some Cadbury Flake? < 1368558312 359175 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, no < 1368558317 356118 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why not? < 1368558354 419677 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cadbury, isn't that that Egg thing? < 1368558355 386952 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because I only mail things to people in non-coastal US states. < 1368558360 420607 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think no one person is allowed to know both elliott's and Taneb's address for epistemological reasons. < 1368558364 850057 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :California is worryingly coastal < 1368558382 85003 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, they are a pretty major chocolate company in Britain, now owned by Kraft < 1368558383 963420 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: do you mean uh cadbury creme egg < 1368558390 563872 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Yes. < 1368558400 24825 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes they make those < 1368558407 545173 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I had one of those for break fast. < 1368558433 344338 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Don't worry, I'm thoroughly landlocked. < 1368558440 517320 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can't make a fast without breaking a few creme eggs. < 1368558446 24318 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :INSUFFICIENTLY FOR MY TASTES < 1368558452 216012 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some of California is coastal. But did you know CA is bigger than .uk? < 1368558456 142565 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: is the current or older dairy milk shape better < 1368558457 888646 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :important questions < 1368558467 560813 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know, it was crushed. < 1368558494 856691 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Frankly, I only mail things to the American Midwest < 1368558496 147329 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Taneb only mails things to non-coastal US states, that clearly excludes anywhere in the UK anyway. < 1368558505 195232 :Zuu!~zuu@unaffiliated/zuu JOIN :#esoteric < 1368558519 898675 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: elliott can pay for postage. < 1368558522 678535 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Such as Ohio and Nebraska < 1368558531 294183 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, is California in Ohio? < 1368558533 222146 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1368558534 200840 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it? < 1368558550 815110 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :California is kentucky. < 1368558553 756784 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :dodging the important questions i see Taneb < 1368558556 714807 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :several: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California,_Ohio < 1368558598 240203 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is the Bay Area of California, though? < 1368558613 696887 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tch, moving the shachaffian goalposts < 1368558619 58198 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Bay Area is in California, Ohio. < 1368558632 208025 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I only mail to state capitals < 1368558634 939396 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :The UltraBay area of Laptop, California, Ohio. < 1368558643 34984 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: OK, mail it to Sacramento. < 1368558652 241820 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll arrange something. < 1368558659 249178 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, Sacramento isn't in the midwest < 1368558669 689502 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's in midwestern California. < 1368558680 397256 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :does Taneb have me on ignore < 1368558684 113141 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacramento,_Nebraska < 1368558689 623726 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :How come there's no eurovision bot on channel, incidentally? < 1368558693 933628 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: You're not being very coöperative. < 1368558702 881038 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm confused < 1368558705 397405 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a eurovision bot? < 1368558711 116397 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am not sure what elliott is asking < 1368558716 987580 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the old shape was better < 1368558726 297000 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I will not mail something to shachaf < 1368558729 685750 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I... I just assumed. < 1368558731 189701 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-( < 1368558739 794322 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Can you arrange for someone else to mail it to me? < 1368558747 82571 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Are you watching, could you do some botty things? < 1368558747 741332 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: will keep the rofr for new years of the issue that she is not a complete statement or any cftc interpretive center, which is the only two years of option trading knowledge summed up that file accidentally forwarded your form. < 1368558751 381676 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can, but I will not < 1368558788 465187 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why is Taneb cruel? < 1368558792 24431 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: is there a link to an online eurovision stream < 1368558810 167261 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, because I have been drinking and now I have alcohol in my system < 1368558811 293186 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well < 1368558815 97929 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*shachaf < 1368558816 968773 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aaah < 1368558821 588147 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :go to bed Taneb < 1368558834 963146 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, no < 1368558838 403426 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1368558840 214037 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: have a nice poutine. < 1368558845 237960 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't make me come over there < 1368558855 598148 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: eurovision.tv has one, I think. And probably your local broadcast company. < 1368558856 229288 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, I am not afraid of you < 1368558858 990129 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: why have you been drinking < 1368558869 929049 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :real drunks inject alcohol < 1368558881 916529 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, because I felt like finally drinking this bottle of beer I got for my birthday back in November < 1368558886 766739 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(The one at eurovision.tv is not country-limited.) < 1368558926 729842 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Ha ha, silly .ukians with their low drinking age. < 1368558931 210948 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: or better yet, a delicious galvaude (poutine with meat and green peas). < 1368558936 804586 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :How atypical you are! < 1368558954 191510 :Zuu!~zuu@unaffiliated/zuu QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1368559033 585714 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: sleep. < 1368559051 21738 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Also, where in .uk should I move to? < 1368559056 522275 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't say Hexham. < 1368559061 880329 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Durham < 1368559068 294083 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :dunwich. < 1368559068 491579 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a pretty city < 1368559111 834649 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you want a job in the programming sector, London or if you're lucky Oxford or Cambridge or maybe Newcastle if you're okay working for Ubisoft < 1368559137 153048 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ubisoft are in ncl???????????????????/ < 1368559162 889467 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubisoft_Reflections < 1368559179 501845 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: how about go to strathclyde < 1368559194 883312 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :um ubisoft is in san francisco < 1368559198 47717 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth < 1368559211 874961 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Are you allowed in Strathclyde without reading a certain paper? < 1368559215 306943 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :strathclyde, n. glasgow < 1368559216 778620 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: no < 1368559224 7199 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you also have to be vaccinated for crime < 1368559232 813315 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone not immune to crime wouldn't last a night in glasgow < 1368559242 438581 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i live in east palo alto < 1368559245 749452 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that good enough < 1368559255 893587 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :aah! < 1368559259 345858 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote Glasgow < 1368559261 73030 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :452) Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. \ 608) No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. \ 772) Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer So, not like Glasgow at all < 1368559273 467482 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, it is not good enough < 1368559286 76547 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Parts of Glasgow have a life expectancy of 32 < 1368559290 132540 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is Glasgow actually that bad? < 1368559293 150307 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah < 1368559295 141742 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It really is < 1368559318 757312 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://i.imgur.com/i5aubQD.jpg is ra el < 1368559327 997464 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :In 2012 there were 2.7 homicides per 100,000 people in Glasgow. This compared to a 1.67 per 100,000 in London and a rate of 1.0 across the UK as a whole. < 1368559347 77286 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :In the past, East Palo Alto experienced profound crime and poverty, especially during the 1980s and early 1990s. In 1992, it had the highest homicide rate in the country with 24,322 people, and 42 murders, equaling a rate of 172.7 homicides per 100,000 residents.[6] < 1368559368 69846 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1368559375 431700 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since then the city's crime problems have subsided, and the murder rate in particular has declined to a typical urban level. In 2006, East Palo Alto experienced a comparatively low 6 murders. There were 7 murders in 2007, and only 5 in 2008. According to a 2008 report provided by Chief of Police Ron Davis, violence is on the decline. Davis reports an overall 42% reduction in homicides and a 20% reduction in overall crime between 2006–2008, ... < 1368559376 880768 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Glasgow's doing pretty nastily for a place where guns are illegal < 1368559381 461016 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :... compared to the previous three years. < 1368559386 99762 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Ice_Cream_Wars < 1368559398 632334 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1368559410 503707 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome simpleirc1 < 1368559413 870370 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :simpleirc1: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) < 1368559441 113863 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks, bots, I already did < 1368559504 90325 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if irc.dal.net knows about us < 1368559522 265628 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please could you listen to some thought on a language? < 1368559525 31217 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1368559532 929326 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fire away < 1368559537 998398 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Last minute thoughts < 1368559538 993702 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1368559549 684666 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :take a string of numbers < 1368559554 758431 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and a pointer < 1368559576 266789 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the pointer can be moved brainf*ck style < 1368559595 427217 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you can TAKE and SWAP values < 1368559627 945153 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does it mean to take or swap? < 1368559652 832676 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you first TAKE a value, then move the pointer, then you swap it with the pointers < 1368559679 387304 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :example 1234 < 1368559685 406525 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, it kind of stores the address, and when you swap it swaps the value at that address with the one at the current address? < 1368559687 421114 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :take 2nd < 1368559695 412170 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :move left twice < 1368559698 258047 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :swap < 1368559702 521305 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :1432 < 1368559727 927868 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368559729 56915 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1368559736 506820 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :* < 1368559745 397573 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry for being retard < 1368559746 104764 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :first, my simulation was O(n). Then, my simulation became O(n^2). Now, my simulation has become O(n^3). < 1368559799 317414 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, it still worked that way < 1368559815 208240 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnotherTest: just say it's polynomial and be done < 1368559850 264097 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're polynomial hth < 1368559853 975171 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(this is not an insult) < 1368560117 876268 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: http://i.imgur.com/HQEoZMI.jpg china's crazy hth. < 1368560124 86936 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :help < 1368560219 450389 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1368560273 45650 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: well it does make a difference for n = 1e9 < 1368560364 487763 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :What do you think is P=NP true? < 1368560389 75620 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :(prove is also welcome) < 1368560393 354960 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :*proof < 1368560393 969194 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368560404 536891 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : "sure let me get some paper to write it out on" < 1368560582 204741 :Zuu!zuu@unaffiliated/zuu JOIN :#esoteric < 1368560662 740333 :Zuu!zuu@unaffiliated/zuu PART :#esoteric < 1368561030 547338 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably P =/= NP < 1368561056 879845 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Proof: No one, just way more probable < 1368561062 993208 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is bad < 1368561146 671110 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how can you assign a probability to that < 1368561195 428382 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :well not knowing what to proof does make things more complicated < 1368561199 38664 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :*prove < 1368561215 706042 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1368561223 9950 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :can we stop < 1368561429 208304 :Bike!~Glossina@71-214-93-141.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1368561562 234176 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368561600 787866 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1368563063 356050 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like crawl's source. «The Thing That Should Not Be(tm)». < 1368563143 348325 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1368563214 640423 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1368563340 282793 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: the older versions are much worse < 1368563393 197768 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368563433 738735 :Bike_!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368563611 524197 :`^_^v!~nycs@rrcs-24-39-141-128.nyc.biz.rr.com QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1368563625 854473 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I think I stumbled upon some complaints about the nightmare-inducing code quality of the olden versions. < 1368563626 327441 :hogeyui__!~hogeyuiVP@vps.usamimi.biz QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1368563651 31749 :hogeyui__!~hogeyuiVP@vps.usamimi.biz JOIN :#esoteric < 1368563780 307853 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-142-38.as13285.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1368563858 26532 :impomatic!~digital_w@43.22.125.91.dyn.plus.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1368564325 794584 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1368564561 214523 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1368564632 825270 :simpleirc1!~Conker@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1368564705 277757 :simpleirc2!~simpleirc@218.101.117.91.dynamic.mundo-r.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1368564871 996691 :Bike_!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net NICK :Bike < 1368565034 598139 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin: Are you around -blah by any chance? < 1368565413 736942 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1368565435 959627 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hichaf < 1368565448 854269 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellogan international airport < 1368565655 186598 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :KMC DAFIF King Khaled Military City, SA < 1368565681 390382 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc is a king now? < 1368565689 195395 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :All right, someone come up with a function that has a local maximum at every rational number. < 1368565696 557405 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :the king of mcs < 1368565706 647866 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :A continuous one, that is. Heck, an analytic one. < 1368565706 983235 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368565744 172824 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: you wimp. non-analytic functions mean that you're a grown, virile man! < 1368565750 840633 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION flexes his non-existent muscles
< 1368565760 208103 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: they're also really easy to come up with. < 1368565773 100935 :impomatic!~digital_w@43.22.125.91.dyn.plus.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1368565784 933414 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let s be some smooth function that vanishes outside of (0,1) such that s(1/2) = 1. < 1368565800 986790 :tswett!~quassel@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Add a bunch of ss together and boom, there's your function. < 1368565801 951743 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1368565841 927205 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: also, an FM radio signal is non-analytic in a very infuriating way. < 1368565915 488268 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, I want beer but I have no clean glasses ... is it ok if I use a tea mug, or would that seem desperate? < 1368565924 84291 :`^_^v!~nycs@rrcs-24-39-141-128.nyc.biz.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1368565932 867814 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: drink from the bottle/can? < 1368565992 397867 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think there's some kind of rule that you "can't" drink weissbier from the bottle < 1368566124 662723 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. hm. well, don't you have any plasticwares? bowls? aquariums? tubs? vats? ladles? vases? < 1368566678 312289 :nooodl_!~nooodl@193.185-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you "can't" drink a certain beer from the bottle i think that implicitly also means drinking it from a tea mug isn't "allowed" either < 1368567097 572553 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or, there's always the logical but unappealing solution: clean one of your glasses. < 1368567134 900756 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's just ridiculous < 1368567153 594696 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1368567176 404566 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :what I will do is crash early < 1368567232 184234 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-212-159.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've drank (American rendition of) weissbier out of a bottle. < 1368567238 681215 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-212-159.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just don't give a fuck. :P < 1368567240 840776 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1368567264 830518 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, great, it's going to be -1 degrees tomorrow morning < 1368567277 826690 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1368567330 366415 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1368567343 629584 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1368567726 664349 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1368567825 867612 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: the other day i found out that i live near a combination pizza hut and taco bell < 1368567833 994005 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didn't know things like that actually existed < 1368567967 33956 :kallisti!~eris@168.28.136.16 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368567967 231602 :kallisti!~eris@168.28.136.16 QUIT :Changing host < 1368567967 231746 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1368568003 739470 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :14:33 < pikhq_> I've drank (American rendition of) weissbier out of a bottle. < 1368568005 799031 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops. < 1368568013 37005 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/Nedraed/Nukesites_zps5f983fae.png "Scotland: Who Cares" < 1368568059 117635 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :stupid lying comments. in a function with a different name in a different file, that has different logic and arithmetic. < 1368568089 141056 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: crawl's code still has a looooooong way to go to attain something vaguely sane. < 1368568231 328625 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: nice < 1368568235 858529 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i've been to the one from the song < 1368568243 582535 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i tried to meet lexande there but his bus was late < 1368568296 95000 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've never been to Taco Bell. < 1368568309 909294 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think I've been to Pizza Hut in the US. Possibly in .il. < 1368568313 180674 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: they also have combination Taco Bell / KFC, combination KFC / Pizza Hut, and combination Pizza Hut / Taco Bell / KFC < 1368568348 199411 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, I almost went to a taco bell once, but went to something on the other side of the street that I don't remember what it was < 1368568360 15448 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I remember being confused about whether it was "pizza hot" (because it was hot pizza) or "pizza hat" (because the logo looks like a hat). < 1368568363 970021 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d2/Pizza_Hut_logo.svg/200px-Pizza_Hut_logo.svg.png < 1368568370 333626 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: what are you even doing < 1368568393 337748 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I probably wasn't aware of the word "hot" at the time. < 1368568408 258570 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I finally found the actual function that computes the actual real experience you get from killing yourself a monster. < 1368568438 17758 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :hut sounds like swedish for hat, so for me it's obviously pizza hat < 1368568438 687289 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: stepdowns < 1368568497 68642 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: stepups, stepsides, and steps that would fit in the abyss. < 1368568797 985754 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1368569029 768961 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Once I almost went to a Quiznos, which I understand is somewhat like Subway, but they were closed. < 1368569038 187572 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1368569095 631197 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net QUIT :Quit: flblblblblblblblblblblblblblblzglurgle < 1368569098 434844 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Once I went to the subway and then went out an hour later on the other side of the city. < 1368569122 756120 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1368569318 62948 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1368569397 971164 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like quiznos < 1368569409 878661 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :their sandwiches are a bit more interesting than subway's < 1368569418 562326 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f5a88dd19217ca981c5ab44047f5ec1/tumblr_mmt0ebXJYk1qz9aeqo1_500.png < 1368569536 171459 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1368569536 466577 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1368569562 679900 :nooodl_!~nooodl@193.185-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1368569563 734648 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :749 buzzfeed lists that will make you feel old < 1368570508 161115 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368570589 423669 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that spaniard still hurling abuse at me < 1368570789 777812 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i liked the jokes that people were making after buzzfeed ran some koch brothers ad < 1368570802 59486 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :17 Cats That Hate Obamacare < 1368570817 576980 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :25 Arrested Development GIFs That Prove Poor People Are Lazy And Stupid < 1368570844 246 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION looks up buzzfeed
< 1368570847 91224 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :BuzzFeed has the hottest, most social content on the web. We feature breaking buzz and the kinds of things you'd want to pass along to your friends. < 1368570847 288782 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom__Hoover: what was up with that dude btw < 1368570920 33966 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :idk < 1368570927 695426 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd be pretty pissed if i was from spain < 1368570929 195245 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1368570936 664865 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :would probably take it out on those more fortunate than myself < 1368571433 159664 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: someone i was handing out food to at the food bank today said that kids had to work for meals when she was young. mildly surreal < 1368571442 797475 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :at the food bank? < 1368571507 99656 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a thing where you can get free food and stuff if you're bad off. < 1368571682 219128 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean, did kids have to work at the food bank < 1368571684 992789 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or do you just mean in general < 1368571732 580513 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no i mean, i was at the food bank, handing food out to a woman, and she said that back in her day, kids had to work for their meals. she lived on a farm so i assume she had that in mind < 1368571750 577842 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1368571787 275107 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :better than the woman who broke down crying because the utilities people cut her water, though < 1368571802 694081 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::/ < 1368571833 876969 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got the supervisor out and I think she arranged for an emergency temporary return of services, so that was a... mildly happy ending < 1368571836 966046 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://programmingisterrible.com/post/50421878989/come-here-and-work-on-hard-problems-except-the-ones < 1368571839 994950 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's good < 1368571920 61940 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have a vague idea that there could be a place for programming people in designing logistics plans for food banks < 1368571925 282262 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"In California, there isn’t a conflict between being a Capitalist, and a Liberal" i like the implication that liberalism has ever anywhere been anti-capitalist < 1368571928 895794 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or if not that, making sure the printer works consistently < 1368571941 313930 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :("uh bike that's engineering not CS") < 1368571968 708308 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow equating CS and "programming people" now!! < 1368571974 774693 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :!!!!! < 1368571984 772601 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :remember that "liberal" means something totally wacky in the US < 1368571989 364671 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: reminds me of a de long post where he basically said the whole large corporation thing we've got going now is central planning that works < 1368572004 438734 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: it means something even more capitalist in the US! < 1368572007 145574 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so now i can't stop thinking of the US as bizarro-socialist (help) < 1368572013 366910 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: interesting, although many large companies aren't so centrally planned internally < 1368572046 307572 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was also written in 1997 and included the line "it seems unlikely that Apple will survive its current crisis" < 1368572049 621531 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1368572053 243867 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, it was unlikely < 1368572067 324719 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :apple is weird < 1368572072 630429 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :a lot of companies fuck up the central planning and go bankrupt or through some other crisis < 1368572074 438566 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have no idea what crisis was referred to, being too young, but it's amusing nonetheless < 1368572079 494799 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it'd be bad if that happened to soverign states on a regular basis < 1368572085 88331 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: the crisis was "not having steve jobs" < 1368572143 226100 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's quite a crisis. < 1368572172 699019 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i'll find the post again, but the idea was equating corporations to enterprises rather than countries, so like, the kamchatka iron factory board, not the soviet union. < 1368572176 53967 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the solution was "make the iMac" < 1368572185 606838 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1368572192 98020 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://delong.typepad.com/sdj/2013/05/brad-delong-1997-the-corporation-as-a-command-economy.html < 1368572253 61557 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: the difference is that the US has freedom, obviously < 1368572260 318591 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the missing ingredient!!! < 1368572288 272198 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :de long isn't a moron, thankfully < 1368572316 903906 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: ah, but i am < 1368572336 654883 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you're not american < 1368572341 772793 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have to talk about thatcher or something instead < 1368572356 866260 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :man nobody wants to talk about thatcher < 1368572403 420823 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :british conservatives don't blather on about her? (like americans do with teh reagan) < 1368572418 13193 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's kind of complicated < 1368572420 333577 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but by nobody i meant me < 1368572423 863134 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo, ask Phantom__Hoover < 1368572455 941424 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1368572553 319320 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike, the british working class are more receptive to being fucked over than the american one, i guess < 1368572574 782932 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's... impressive < 1368572585 942732 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*perceptive of, that should be < 1368572592 684574 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was better beforehand < 1368572595 710651 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because you were stating the impossible < 1368572732 195764 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> "ꙮ!" < 1368572732 469134 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fe70:53e1 PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: recoverEncode: invalid argument (invalid character) < 1368572733 335 :kappabot!kappabot@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric : "\42606!" < 1368572740 259542 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :take thatmbdabot < 1368572742 694429 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Rajahs alright, it's official, britain isn't possible. < 1368573524 621162 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://i.imgur.com/tzLvybH.jpg < 1368574013 462468 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :c.c < 1368574122 194177 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :explosions just replace a big circle of land with a crater right < 1368574152 253575 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's how it works in Worms < 1368574162 575406 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :in worms things bounce too < 1368574175 391465 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(what's The Point here, is it 'we should just nuke the middle east and get it over and done with' < 1368574176 933219 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :) < 1368574232 71021 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-48-148.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no idea < 1368574445 287537 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I am now