< 1365292893 454171 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Polish doesn't have that distinction < 1365292910 158162 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :The best you get is "I read book" vs "I read this book" < 1365292941 932984 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: do you actually know hungarian? < 1365292958 209098 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: i know polish doesn't have articles. hungarian not only has articles but the _verb_ is inflected dependent on them < 1365292973 411114 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: i know some bits from back when my mom was trying to learn it < 1365293355 28805 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, I'll probably learn finnish long before learning hungarian < 1365293413 296936 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well that's natural for a scandinavian < 1365293422 3004 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :although hungarian has more speakers, i think < 1365293479 432902 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah spring and labor strike time in norway < 1365293756 831135 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I've spent more time in hungary than in finland actually < 1365293784 28144 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :eek they say the shops might run out of beer and soda < 1365293799 194057 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan's staple foods < 1365293806 859739 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION seeps his coke
< 1365293812 511401 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: well the soda part < 1365293840 409362 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sips < 1365293909 602345 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :how would one seep coke, i wonder < 1365293932 880946 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: hm i don't think i've been in either < 1365294107 903398 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :$ rm /etc/passwd < 1365294109 361794 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rm: cannot remove `/etc/passwd': Read-only file system < 1365294121 294137 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :my favourite way to check if a filesystem is read-only < 1365294145 367977 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it checks that before permissions? < 1365294155 702367 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently < 1365294193 396810 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess that does make sense, since you'd have to fix it before fixing permissions anyhow < 1365294234 485619 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1365294265 202992 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1365294272 787524 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: not recommended as root < 1365294285 957908 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: yeah, I wasn't root < 1365294517 645542 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :ln /var/games/crawl/logfile /etc/passwd < 1365294714 838650 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hmm < 1365294742 112809 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :can modern Linux systems function with a missing /etc/passwd, btw? < 1365294754 332037 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in theory they should, just consistently using numbers not names, although logging in would be a problem < 1365294788 376497 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: it must check that before permissions < 1365294797 658104 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it must travel down from the root < 1365294824 595500 :boily!boily@nat/northsec/x-xoienmattcunpkdg JOIN :#esoteric < 1365294832 85189 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: go to finland, hth < 1365294852 627251 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: but... then he'd end up in finland < 1365294879 702731 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :function: ah < 1365294893 656958 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :finland, finland, finland < 1365294916 338637 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: think about /far/bar/directory/file < 1365294929 73950 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :on the filesystem which is mounted on /foo/bar < 1365294942 144465 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :it will continue down to directory/file to make it doesn't cross a mount point again < 1365294950 670486 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it won't hth < 1365294955 930425 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :but at that point the *filesystem* code knows its readonly < 1365294972 833266 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it never gets to the permission check < 1365294984 834467 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless extra logic was added to check permissions before returning FS state < 1365295017 416664 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :OKAY < 1365295054 112453 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :o.O < 1365295059 739718 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: sorry if that was obvious < 1365295092 356877 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was, also your example was mispled hth < 1365295112 951880 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :YOU LOSE 2 POINTS < 1365295441 510401 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want 3 points < 1365295505 283570 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hands elliott 2 points and a button with "Winer"
< 1365295573 209095 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :where are my points? I demand my points. < 1365295600 362479 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry i had just the two i won from function < 1365295762 167313 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :does that make me a whiner or a winner? < 1365295804 40345 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :I DUNNO < 1365296181 245908 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :it will be easier to understand you if you spell correctly, hth < 1365296433 863141 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1365296501 992222 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com TOPIC #esoteric :Wire mesh Supply与您共享了相册。| http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ < 1365296637 753511 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: hey why do you think i got the button so cheap... < 1365296691 331755 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought you made it < 1365296710 307054 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :what, you think i can just create buttons out of thin air? < 1365296721 327774 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't all norwegians? < 1365296729 16626 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope. < 1365296735 955952 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm yeah, this wire mesh supply spam is sent through Picasa < 1365296746 857319 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder if that's some clever (and slightly ironic) trick for circumventing GMail's spam filter < 1365296752 898272 :augur!~augur@c-68-34-26-189.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365296757 719478 :augur!~augur@c-68-34-26-189.hsd1.md.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1365296771 442678 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :only ski wax and fish smell < 1365296802 528066 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it's not a very good ski wax, either. < 1365296959 671760 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it's a very fishy smell) < 1365297317 462448 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1365297367 897881 :augur!~augur@c-68-34-26-189.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365298087 688912 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: you'll never be as much of an oerjan as oerjan < 1365298599 535088 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323452204578288192043905634.html omg this article..................... < 1365298602 502055 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this for real < 1365298609 207085 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott will like this < 1365298622 905484 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sometimes I think that April Fools is actually year-round < 1365298731 402671 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: hoo boy < 1365298807 879955 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :MISSION STATEMENT | At the center of the Kidder family's 'belief board' is a pledge 'to contribute our unique, God-given gifts' to improve 'the lives of others and the world.' It also lists a dozen core values, from faith to knowledge. < 1365298811 918191 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :asdklfjgh < 1365298835 138786 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :this article sounds good < 1365298891 39066 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'David Kidder is a serial entrepreneur, an author and the father of three boys. "If I've learned anything by starting four companies," he told me, "it's that young companies typically fail because you have a charismatic leader with a bunch of beliefs, but those beliefs don't translate to the rest of their company."' < 1365298898 115987 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365298908 70986 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :startups fail because the founders fail to brainwash the employees enough < 1365298938 487564 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :couldn't be that their 'beliefs' are just fucking dumb < 1365298945 983430 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I like how he isb asically saying "I am charismatic" < 1365298956 231712 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365298961 11257 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :y'all know, maybe he's kidding. just saying. < 1365298963 38800 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :too charismatic to fail < 1365298973 535078 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :What a kidder < 1365298975 411153 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: perhaps you missed this paragraph: MISSION STATEMENT | At the center of the Kidder family's 'belief board' is a pledge 'to contribute our unique, God-given gifts' to improve 'the lives of others and the world.' It also lists a dozen core values, from faith to knowledge. < 1365298985 494363 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo their system needs more SCRUM < 1365298990 321653 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :when i hear 'charismatic leader' i think, like, jim jones and mao and hitler < 1365299010 685686 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :They turned to a cutting-edge program called agile development that has rapidly spread from manufacturers in Japan to startups in Silicon Valley. < 1365299027 88084 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :agile, originated at manufacturers in Japan (???) < 1365299027 456462 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: there's also lula and gandhi, hth < 1365299037 149561 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Charismatic Successor < 1365299074 710686 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lula? < 1365299150 491727 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also wait are we willingly reading wsj now < 1365299168 60343 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lula < 1365299172 279008 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(hth) < 1365299177 65641 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: yeah i dunno, i got a link from twitter < 1365299178 246240 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(thx) < 1365299183 725815 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"people were already making fun of it when I saw it, I promise" < 1365299184 998905 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i figured you were linked < 1365299196 556687 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: we have a bunch of hardcopy wsj at my house from a former housemate with a subscription he hasn't turned off < 1365299200 235363 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :we're using it to grow mushrooms < 1365299200 907867 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1365299217 362998 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently Noam Chomsky said that you shouldn't buy the WSJ but you should steal it when possible < 1365299234 853953 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a bit surprising, i've never seen any good articles from them < 1365299246 921355 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean everybody remembers that salaries graphic right < 1365299308 158951 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1365299316 62328 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh god that thing was great. < 1365299317 870873 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: well maybe you should steal it to deprive them of revenues < 1365299320 347168 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ohhhhhh yes < 1365299321 833142 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i saw that < 1365299327 922876 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :with all the sad looking people who make only $230,000 a year < 1365299337 253988 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1365299346 501830 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Or more. < 1365299378 684890 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/moneybox/2013/01/16/wsj_fiscal_cliff_infographic/1358357370309.jpg.CROP.article568-large.jpg ah there it is < 1365299382 902395 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I only make 10 times above average wage WHAAAA" < 1365299394 519661 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty much the most ridiculous rich person whining i've seen outside of tsarist newspapers < 1365299421 752055 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wsj is actually marxist black propaganda: discuss < 1365299425 74128 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wasn't wsj meant to be fairly good journalism albeit centre-right before rupert "evil" murdoch took it over or something < 1365299443 317228 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :rupert murdoch is three skinny french communists inside a man-shaped robot < 1365299456 481837 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ps by centre-right I mean the US notion, also known as far right elsewhere < 1365299488 84137 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: i think a lot of people read it for news about The Markets and I have no reason to think those are bad < 1365299493 636516 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey y'all heard about that whole thing in hungary right? by "that whole thing" I mean "everything they're doing, what the fuck,, what" < 1365299494 574449 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: continuing the wsj + families theme: How Machiavelli Saved My Family < 1365299499 758211 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323646604578400804035071688.html?mod=WSJ_hp_us_mostpop_read < 1365299501 650867 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :really I don't know why they run lifestyle articles or politics or whatever else < 1365299504 510191 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :except yes i do know < 1365299511 217113 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it gets them page views AND HERE WE ARE < 1365299513 335014 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because #esoteric clicks on them < 1365299523 501956 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :#esoteric is the true bourgeoise < 1365299523 696800 :oonbotti!~oonbotti@91-145-118-87.bb.dnainternet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing here < 1365299533 408462 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's ok by clicking that you tell their tracker thing that you got it from the "most popular" list < 1365299535 158175 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks oonbotti, you're a real friend. < 1365299538 205967 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you are lying to the man < 1365299613 564283 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so rupert murdoch has a tumblr now < 1365299624 97581 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://murdochhere.tumblr.com/ < 1365299630 744632 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hope it's all Homestuck shipping. < 1365299632 22147 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :does he contribute anonymously to Phantom_Hoover's < 1365299682 510805 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think this needs a rupertmurdochlookingatthings spinoff. < 1365299727 85273 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo ' test' < 1365299729 43771 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ test < 1365299736 157561 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still broken in a newer WeeChat snapshot. < 1365299754 801770 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I anyone running a release version of WeeChat? Do you see “test” in the response line? < 1365299763 875586 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo ' test' < 1365299765 364024 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ test < 1365299787 688163 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :works in irssi :» < 1365299793 134918 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1365299794 477327 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Infocom games (with one exception) were written in ZIL, which is a variant of MDL, which is "a particularly unhelpful form of Lisp". Do you know about MDL? < 1365299801 134505 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ test < 1365299811 134893 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :That wasn’t visible here either. < 1365299816 211224 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://murdochhere.tumblr.com/image/45293956398 < 1365299820 394830 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like the completely pointless map of the world < 1365299823 791015 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :What isn't visible here either? < 1365299835 603664 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Not really. Should I know about MDL? < 1365299838 5994 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like do they actually forget where australia is in a meeting and go shit < 1365299844 778077 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :better check our gigantic map screen < 1365299845 447246 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: The contents of the message i sent. < 1365299864 242973 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I don't know. < 1365299880 544241 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: Your computer doesn't display the messages you enter? < 1365299883 635561 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Looks like it's more about the oceans. Are they perhaps in a large spaceship slash boat in the iddle of the Indian Ocean, which they need to orient? < 1365299899 775272 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: WeeChat doesn’t display the ones that begin with U+200B followed by a space. < 1365299900 632685 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems plausible < 1365299907 497782 :c00kiemon5ter!~c00kiemon@foss-aueb/coder/c00kiemon5ter PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1365299926 262684 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: Why doesn't it display those ones? It doesn't seem to make a lots of sense? < 1365299933 238839 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because of a bug. < 1365299935 799700 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're actually strategising for their deployment of dolphin-targeted news media < 1365299937 811240 :c00kiemon5ter!~c00kiemon@foss-aueb/coder/c00kiemon5ter PRIVMSG #esoteric :works here http://i.imgur.com/acTegjC.png < 1365299947 123819 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ord > ​ t < 1365299948 998188 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :62 32 8203 32 116 < 1365299957 6093 :c00kiemon5ter!~c00kiemon@foss-aueb/coder/c00kiemon5ter PRIVMSG #esoteric :` so ion cannot see this ? < 1365299958 282307 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: : not found < 1365299972 457499 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :c00kiemon5ter: Which version are you running? < 1365299980 280777 :c00kiemon5ter!~c00kiemon@foss-aueb/coder/c00kiemon5ter PRIVMSG #esoteric :not weechat < 1365299982 667485 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :c00kiemon5ter: I can see that. < 1365300003 543088 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : ​ and now it's time for secret ion chat hour < 1365300008 859596 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like how murdoch occasionally just tweets things like this https://twitter.com/rupertmurdoch/status/317827503723008000 < 1365300023 687995 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :bike: IRC logs still work. :-P < 1365300036 712235 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: haha what < 1365300037 352462 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i follow bill gates on twitter < 1365300048 802105 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's 95% posts about fighting malaria and 5% cake recipes < 1365300050 148910 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :bike: Apparently the format you used also triggers the bug. < 1365300051 114584 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: NO NOW YOU HAVE MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER D: < 1365300058 822645 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : ​ test < 1365300060 990390 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also he has his own url shortener, bgat.es < 1365300066 273074 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : ​test < 1365300076 34519 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's .es again < 1365300080 767080 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :spain < 1365300085 144241 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok, there can be any amount of spaces in front of the U+200B, but there must be at least one space after it to trigger the bug. < 1365300086 268820 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and why are like all cctlds used for url shorteners wtf < 1365300095 135562 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :nonspacenonspace​ test < 1365300097 58712 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :reino de españa < 1365300099 179804 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :That was visible. < 1365300110 76714 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: because a lot of words have two letters at the end hth < 1365300117 916659 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe i could register se.cx < 1365300119 174397 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: you should get your own url shortener < 1365300121 373759 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you lied, it's b-gat.es, kmc < 1365300123 816213 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd like a refund < 1365300134 755708 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc.al < 1365300137 423099 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: you should receive your bitcoins in the mail in 6-8 weeks < 1365300137 921988 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :go.at < 1365300148 939330 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a url shortener for goat-related links, pics, and news < 1365300160 338123 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :did i mention that someone extended shachaf.com.............. < 1365300168 933233 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1365300172 539094 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :and they're still not using it for anything. and emails bounce < 1365300192 538516 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Shachaf Engineering" < 1365300217 746039 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Austria. Austria likes goats, right? Perfect. < 1365300223 223678 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Goat-related links and pics, right. I wouldn’t expect it to be worksafe. < 1365300245 757904 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bike.com is about as dull as expected. < 1365300246 345693 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: nice < 1365300265 234891 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://goatkcd.com/1194/sfw nsfw < 1365300272 220539 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :a goat related link and picture < 1365300289 874358 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :See, that could be go.at/cX4b < 1365300292 171540 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :much more convenient < 1365300309 744093 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: that's good because it's also go + at < 1365300332 56336 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh so? What's the point of that, you can't go at things. < 1365300346 275081 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what are you getting at < 1365300348 719256 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't be stupid. Be a Goat(TM) < 1365300357 181068 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :goät < 1365300377 184988 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :later i shut the site down in rage because goa trance people misuse it < 1365300415 200768 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf TOPIC #esoteric :Wire mesh Supply与您共享了相册。| roald.dahl.net | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ < 1365300433 115506 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :roald DALnet < 1365300479 289894 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf TOPIC #esoteric :Wire mesh Supply与您共享了相册。| roäld.dahl.net | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ < 1365300527 836602 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :xn--rold-moa.dahl.net, apparently. < 1365300576 836641 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: you should get a domain where both the unicode name and the punycode spell out different related things < 1365300579 847201 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :punnycode < 1365300611 693886 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a distinct lack of English words that start with xn. < 1365300618 296616 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok, WeeChat 0.3.8 doesn’t have that bug. < 1365300646 985392 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :xni, shachaf. xnachaf. < 1365300696 942104 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm a xni / a-xn--other-moa-xni < 1365300731 543777 :boily!boily@nat/northsec/x-xoienmattcunpkdg QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1365300733 210469 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Can you make Haskell good without cross-module optimization? < 1365300805 688167 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe s/module/package/, indeed. < 1365300814 912385 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh that new pbf is p good. thanks for the notify < 1365300881 795215 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :who else wants to be on `pbflist < 1365300891 293522 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cat bin/pbflist | r13 < 1365300892 923143 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :gnvy -a+2 "$0" | knetf; rkvg \ funpuns \ Ftrb \ dhvagbcvn < 1365300970 965509 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess i'm dhvagbcvn < 1365300979 61759 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like the idea that somebody lurks in here entirely for `list updates < 1365300983 891811 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: does JIT count (yes it does) < 1365301269 719325 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :For a one time fee of 100 US dollars, < 1365301269 914049 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nicholas Gurewitch will personally call you < 1365301269 914282 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :from his home phone to notify you when he updates The Perry Bible Fellowship. < 1365301269 914392 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Service good for twelve (12) updates. Service available to US phone numbers only. < 1365301289 301604 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think we should delete bin/pbflist in light of this service's existence < 1365301292 884278 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks like you've got competition shachaf < 1365301301 895610 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is not right to take away his profits like that < 1365301393 80219 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: btw that pbf is two weeks old < 1365301426 674373 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: good point < 1365301434 682539 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: ok can you make a haskell jit and make it good < 1365301440 957659 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :&fast&cheap thx < 1365301453 738382 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is GHC bad? < 1365301473 488890 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ghc more like gaothc < 1365301611 292658 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :go.at/hc < 1365301628 718302 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think this is a sign that shachaf should jack up the price to be included on pbflist < 1365301643 745225 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :True. < 1365301655 340940 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cp bin/{emptylist,pbflistdeluxe} < 1365301658 876734 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365301697 302181 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can sign up for a dozen deluxe updates for $99. < 1365301722 460055 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What kind of service can we expect from the deluxe update service service? < 1365301808 95830 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whenever I notice a new pbf update, I'll run `pbflistdeluxe, if I remember. < 1365301855 499776 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK but how is this superior to the `pbflist that the masses have to use. < 1365301878 315923 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, it costs more? < 1365301892 506460 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ahhhhh. < 1365301908 965129 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :also shachaf has not promised to run the one for the masses if he remembers < 1365301919 362717 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll sign up for it. Do you take credit/ < 1365301933 480003 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I take bitcoins. < 1365301939 110383 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, that's not true. I don't take bitcoins. < 1365301958 405601 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I take cash? < 1365301959 363852 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :litecoins? < 1365301964 988833 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Could you not take $99 worth of my bitcoins? < 1365301982 405633 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that like 4 btc? < 1365301989 826465 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You don't have any bitcoins, you scum! < 1365301998 802958 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know, quintopia, as I don't have any bitcoins. < 1365302006 666038 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: More like 0.0001 BTC. < 1365302009 496557 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't see why this means shachaf can't not take any of mine though. < 1365302015 189403 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: wow < 1365302036 72039 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :last i paid attention 1btc=$10 < 1365302067 70049 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: were the 1960s actually real < 1365302106 989035 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :IMO no, it was all a setup as part of Operation Condor. < 1365302117 766688 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: the Universe was created on the morning of Sunday, August 17, 1969 < 1365302120 102859 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so mostly no < 1365302136 71761 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I think you mean January 1st 1970. < 1365302139 480072 :TeruFSX!~TeruFSX@75-163-31-170.dlth.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365302144 518542 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :close but no < 1365302154 587609 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@google august 17 1969 < 1365302155 197730 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then why's that the zero point? < 1365302157 103405 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/woodstock-music-festival-concludes < 1365302157 298808 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Title: Woodstock Music Festival concludes — History.com This Day in History — 8/17/ ... < 1365302165 557205 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1365302168 144441 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Makes sense. < 1365302177 489674 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :specifically the moment at which "White Rabbit" peaked < 1365302218 795063 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So you're saying that "White Rabbit" has been going downhill forever? < 1365302224 501452 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whatever that is. < 1365302248 186539 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"White Rabbit" is a song from Jefferson Airplane's 1967 album Surrealistic Pillow. < 1365302248 802995 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jefferson airplane, right? < 1365302255 243997 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sweet i "know" "things" < 1365302259 332005 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :not forever < 1365302267 889562 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :just since the beginning of time < 1365302527 780849 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's what forever means. < 1365302540 815925 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365302550 339115 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :For every x, for every y < x, WR(y) > WR(x) < 1365302565 442756 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :also known as a "contravariant functor"?????????? < 1365302586 633409 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :truly, the universe is just the Functor instance for Jefferson Airplane songs < 1365302610 334901 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :a bitcoin is like $150 now < 1365302626 723183 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365302632 774042 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: whoa dude if you have this poset category of time then its opposite category is time running backwards < 1365302637 874434 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :so crazy man....... < 1365302647 541939 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So how do you explain entropy? < 1365302656 531611 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=137.msg1195#msg1195 < 1365302670 654739 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: the man keeping us down < 1365302673 486725 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :$1,500,000 pizza < 1365302674 667330 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: haha < 1365302695 873801 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :man, I can't get away from the bitcoin talk < 1365302710 193534 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :SO HOW BOUT THEM BITCOINS EH < 1365302712 651932 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :EVERYONE QUIET WITH THE BITCOIN TALK < 1365302718 478485 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :fucking bitcoins < 1365302721 611690 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :CONTRAPUMPKIN IS HERE < 1365302726 834892 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :how bout them turing machines, never know when they're gonna stop < 1365302727 513133 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :to talk to us about time running backwards < 1365302735 254582 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry i'm distracted by the NewLibertyStandard username < 1365302735 866668 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :-NickServ- contrapumpkin is not registered. < 1365302756 268696 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i want you to know i'm laughing at your last statement < 1365302772 127621 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin is over bitcoins < 1365302776 857865 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh man,there's someone named Heruspex. That's fucking bullshit. < 1365302792 474067 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am proposing naming the Bitcoin-bong (the second smallest domination) a “laszlo” < 1365302804 870073 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I think Japanese has を for marking a direct object. < 1365302812 89535 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :bitcoin bong < 1365302813 692736 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :now that he's trading a brazillion dollars a day of real money < 1365302825 704777 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :not to be confused with brazilian dollars, which don't even exist < 1365302834 963614 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: I've got reddit blackholed on my laptop. < 1365302841 1131 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like that he doesn't even have 200 posts there < 1365302878 953945 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is an open offer by the way.. I will trade 10,000 BTC for 2 of these pizzas any time as long as I have the funds (I usually have plenty). < 1365302893 288331 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, totally over bitcoins < 1365302908 802943 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which pizzas are those? < 1365302920 921215 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin is shorting USD now. < 1365302973 563743 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :With respect to what? < 1365302978 753145 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :(That's a meaningful question I just asked, right?) < 1365302980 864891 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, litecoin is bitcoin with scrypt? < 1365303094 823872 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin should be longing USD instead. < 1365303108 617089 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that way it would be worth more and the economy would be saved. < 1365303115 639810 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because each USD would be longer when you measure it in gold. < 1365303124 713045 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I want to buy stock in myself. I think I'm a pretty good investment. < 1365303130 801340 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I could afford myself, though. < 1365303138 712903 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's see, how much am I worth, again? < 1365303143 536333 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Which economy? < 1365303150 469859 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*the* economy < 1365303170 565721 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365303180 237012 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome monqy < 1365303184 299705 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​0914mon05qy: Welcome t04o the int06ernat10i02on02al h12ub for11 esoteric p04ro13gramming langua13ge design and 06deployment!06 For more information, check out o05ur wik14i: ht14tp://e09s07ola13ngs.org/w05iki/M11ain_Page. (Fo06r the o11t02her kind o03f03 esoterica, try #es06oteric on05 irc.d07al.net.) < 1365303190 450025 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Everything is connected, shachaf *jumps off a building* < 1365303196 115919 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think $5,000,000 might be a good estimate of how much I'm worth. < 1365303196 310655 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi shachaf < 1365303196 505310 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: You have 5 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. < 1365303213 369666 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could barely afford to buy one ten thousandth of myself. }:( < 1365303223 80811 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/welcome < 1365303224 267863 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/usr/bin/perl -w \ if (defined($_=shift)) { s/ *$//; s/ +/ @ /g; exec "bin/@", $_ . " ? welcome"; } else { exec "bin/?", "welcome"; } < 1365303269 865395 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: Maybe you could rent out some of your equity. < 1365303278 965158 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :this script could be significantly simplified if the default user was switched to monqy < 1365303300 31627 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess I pretty much own 100% of myself already. < 1365303333 538261 :Lumpio-!~matti@89-166-34-164.bb.dnainternet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1365303351 737433 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Would it be a good idea for me to sell 1% of myself for $50,000? I dunno, that might be too low a price. < 1365303375 128723 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, sheesh, only $5,000,000? I like to think I'm worth more than that. < 1365303377 4255 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: you'd be insane to do so, /and/ other people would be insane to accept < 1365303386 202817 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ask yourself this: How much is your ¢2 worth? < 1365303393 21762 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it's worth about two cents. < 1365303404 622766 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: hm. This is a difficult concept to understand. < 1365303406 621978 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean as a percentage of you. < 1365303412 808587 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1365303417 974177 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh... approximately 0%. < 1365303483 610826 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here, here's a better idea. < 1365303492 950893 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Invest in my for-profit corporation instead. < 1365303531 526122 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't sell shares of yourself (in the US anyway) because of 13th amendment or something < 1365303540 611210 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1365303551 498273 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could, like, sign a contract to give a certain percentage of all my earned income or something. < 1365303556 38241 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :This should tie into corporate personhood in a hilarious way < 1365303578 897393 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd buy shares in kmc < 1365303583 521081 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably not anyone else here < 1365303583 768475 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :aww thanks elliott < 1365303590 176698 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aww. < 1365303594 290364 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365303596 1642 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shares in bikes are always going up. < 1365303600 569583 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :But the opposite kind of aww to kmc's aww. < 1365303611 139190 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i am not even sure 80% of you actually exist < 1365303618 446773 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have high standards < 1365303621 899517 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty sure bikes exist. < 1365303628 707399 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can prove that I exist! < 1365303634 8819 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can not. < 1365303635 291458 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Theorem. There exists x such that x = tswett. < 1365303635 564762 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah but you haven't even written a haskell program < 1365303640 5754 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1365303641 603018 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Proof. Let x = tswett. < 1365303653 629647 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :module Main where main = return () < 1365303654 104778 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh dude how do you expect me to write Haskell programs? I don't even have fingers. < 1365303656 189601 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Boom. I exist. < 1365303657 189657 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Come on dude. < 1365303673 350802 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :um pretty sure bikes have fingers < 1365303693 909567 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do not *surreptitiously moves arm behind spokes* < 1365303697 480662 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: uhh what if i'm not human < 1365303719 489917 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Non-humans don't exist. < 1365303721 782963 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Everything is human. < 1365303730 69885 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: what do you mean you wouldn't buy shares in me < 1365303733 305532 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :me! < 1365303733 822799 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, no, there's one thing that isn't human. Uh, lemme think. < 1365303738 317823 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: also you're, like, a biologist < 1365303747 375881 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that a problem. < 1365303749 838306 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what I'm saying is that there is pretty much no competition between you and kmc for my investment < 1365303752 604726 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :biologist more like vile-ologist < 1365303752 841851 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes of course it's a problem < 1365303753 36189 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.179.147.73 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365303761 579639 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gee, I'm trying to remember here... < 1365303772 562840 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like I wouldn't buy shares in a speech recognition researcher, either! < 1365303772 934357 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, right. I'm pretty sure it's R^4. < 1365303774 765525 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look, I'm not saying I'm as good an investment as kmc. Just that you should consider broadening your portfolio. < 1365303778 585505 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :R^4 isn't human. Everything else is human. < 1365303782 545261 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :With bikes. < 1365303784 368239 :augur!~augur@c-68-34-26-189.hsd1.md.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1365303800 479647 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you're not a bike. you're Bike < 1365303827 483852 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i could buy like 2 kmcs for the cost of one bike < 1365303835 22515 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lern2capitalize(your sentences, not on your opportunities) < 1365303847 971902 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Capitalize me by giving me money! < 1365303854 265664 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought you wanted me to have a seven letter uncapitalized name, shachaf. Why the flip flopping? < 1365303869 740836 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :$10 a share, eh? Eh? Eh? < 1365303870 865275 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: See, you don't even know where to begin. < 1365303879 243932 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: You're so unrefined. < 1365303890 825292 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: Part of the skill of knowing when to capitalize is knowing when *not* to capitalize. < 1365303892 15742 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That just means I have potential. As an investment. Of your money. < 1365303903 580944 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :OTHERWISE YOU COULD JUST SHOUT EVERYTHING. YOU'D BECOME THE ANTI-MONQY < 1365303925 78630 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365303936 673246 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm watching The Walking Dead and i don't get why nobody yet has said "Holy shit, this is just like a zombie movie!" < 1365303950 548136 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do they usually do that in zombie movies? < 1365303959 66458 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :does this take place in an alternate universe where zombie movies never existed < 1365303961 969794 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know shachaf < 1365303972 976781 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not really 'into' zombies < 1365303976 284430 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, if they don't usually do it in zombie movies, then that would explain it. < 1365303981 898503 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.147.73 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1365303985 677244 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not really < 1365303988 123473 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would no longer be ""just like a zombie movie"" anymore if you take my meaning < 1365303996 160839 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ow my brain < 1365304017 503818 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :intertextuality sucks, kc < 1365304018 834087 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc < 1365304038 129706 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is "if you take my meaning" a hebrew idiom < 1365304052 927843 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it's an english idiom < 1365304058 639395 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't it < 1365304069 550364 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@google if you take my meaning < 1365304071 589407 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/british/if-you-take-my-meaning < 1365304071 783717 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Title: if you take my meaning - definition in British English Dictionary & Thesaurus - ... < 1365304078 730590 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :cambridge.org, qed < 1365304083 37143 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think you mean "if you get my meaning" < 1365304099 626366 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think you mean "if you know what i'm saying" < 1365304106 555579 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :die < 1365304130 369786 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you know what I mean AND YOU DON'T FUCK YOU < 1365304156 249749 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Apparently it's UK slang. < 1365304170 708716 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're just too Americanised to understand it. < 1365304184 430569 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er, not slang. An idiom. A UK idiom. < 1365304192 117195 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phrase? < 1365304199 307416 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah’m’sayin’ < 1365304206 148090 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"ised" - shachaf < 1365304219 76648 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: it's true i'm 1000% british < 1365304400 453528 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :can i be british too < 1365304431 675893 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :know what i mean, wink wink, nudge nudge < 1365304448 86382 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :only if you stop reading super mega comics ...... forever < 1365304451 109509 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :said the actress to the bishop < 1365304470 925232 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :in bed < 1365304523 482529 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Say no more, say no more. < 1365304532 621101 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :SEX < 1365304612 830541 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh Bike everyone was making telemarketer euphemisms < 1365304663 614529 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what if theyre telemarketing.....the nasty.... < 1365304707 59017 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :how nasty < 1365304742 19487 :sirdancealot!~sirdancea@98.82.broadband5.iol.cz QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1365305592 897570 :Lumpio-!~matti@89-166-34-164.bb.dnainternet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1365305827 800194 :btiffin!~btiffin@24-212-223-48.cable.teksavvy.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1365306115 828397 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1365306299 985709 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.179.147.73 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365307678 311747 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1365307779 218933 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone made up "Affirmative Spelling" which means the capitalization is reversed. But, it is also what will happen if you try to display a ASCII file on a Commodore 64 computer or vice versa. < 1365307803 726518 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1365307829 790093 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shame not all of PETSCII is in Unicode. < 1365307838 154543 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Displaying a Commodore 64 computer on an ASCII file is madness. < 1365307857 799090 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, which characters aren't? < 1365307864 175567 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was just wondering about characters that aren't in unicode < 1365307887 293322 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Looks like 'bout half of the graphic chars. < 1365307912 266984 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:C64_Petscii_Charts.png hmmmmm < 1365307980 308415 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I know; Unicode has various problems. My own character set (for a computer I am designing) does include all of PETSCII in its 16-bit set (and without all of the nonsense of Unicode; character properties are not used, control characters are all in one block, etc) (it normally uses 8-bit sets, although there is a mapping between them) < 1365308034 958663 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: I mean displaying a file of Commodore 64 in a computer which is using ASCII, not displaying a computer on a file! < 1365308058 689801 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::o < 1365308245 472059 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can there be the voltage/phase colorspace which convert to/from YUV and YIQ, and then you can convert to other colorspace? < 1365308279 905975 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It seem, it might be three components (low voltage, high voltage, phase) and then if the low and high is the same it will be gray, or, something like that? < 1365308341 872910 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you know? < 1365308349 587394 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know. < 1365308522 620503 :function!root@freebsd/developer/variable NICK :variable < 1365308885 574845 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1365308903 508184 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1365308905 536600 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365308948 832020 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you would do something like calculate the sine and cosine of the phase to make the U and V signal, and the voltage makes the Y signal. < 1365309557 1404 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365309595 705683 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365309601 1518 :augur_!~augur@208.58.5.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365310875 177746 :btiffin!~btiffin@24-212-223-48.cable.teksavvy.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nite < 1365310899 165583 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have any of you make any Z-machine interpreters? < 1365310939 664181 :btiffin!~btiffin@24-212-223-48.cable.teksavvy.com PART :#esoteric < 1365311002 347805 :ogrom!~del@143.122.191.90.dyn.estpak.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1365311425 398432 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, this is boring. < 1365312376 167668 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're boring, Bike < 1365312393 680136 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, "this" was referring to myself, of which I am an occupant. < 1365315669 339064 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony JOIN :#esoteric < 1365316046 361656 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably it is possible to make a program to compile a subset of Internet Quiz Engine into Z-machine version 1 (the only lacking feature is the timer). Many of the features of Z-machine would not be needed, though. < 1365316453 942903 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stop losing all the time, please. < 1365316647 120472 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's actually quite odd that, on a hierarchical file system, /usr/bin is a big flat directory. < 1365316656 271662 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why isn't it hierarchical? < 1365316678 867872 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps so that all of the files fit in the PATH? < 1365316696 103814 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :This question usually appears whenever I boot up a different linux system and wonder what programs are available. < 1365316784 30304 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sometimes listing /etc gives you an idea of a system faster than listing /usr/bin. < 1365317073 167478 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1365317138 180248 :sirdancealot!~sirdancea@98.82.broadband5.iol.cz JOIN :#esoteric < 1365317206 841577 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, then do that, instead. < 1365317913 81230 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1365317931 456846 :ogrom!~del@143.122.191.90.dyn.estpak.ee QUIT :Quit: Left < 1365318293 660834 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1365318804 400709 :TeruFSX!~TeruFSX@75-163-31-170.dlth.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1365319587 711567 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365320052 283035 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am now playing dwarf fortress via mosh < 1365320434 258079 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Quit: bored and tired < 1365320470 357195 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT : < 1365321104 358230 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1365321496 194293 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Description of coke in Dwarf Fortress: < 1365321498 842956 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"This is a coke." < 1365321529 758061 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you sure that was the entire description < 1365321546 999781 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pretty sure < 1365321571 496426 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seems accurate. < 1365321582 695373 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, was the description talking about itself, or about the coke? < 1365321592 171271 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good question < 1365321599 595771 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or was it talking about the game? Or your screen? < 1365321610 246717 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But what would you use coke for? < 1365321614 625149 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Would you drink it? Smoke it? < 1365321621 860721 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Snort it? Use it as fuel? < 1365321640 903239 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ceci n'est pas un coke < 1365322353 3845 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :/* Writing: cosine = (double (*)(double)) dlsym(handle, "cos"); would seem more natural, but the C99 standard leaves casting from "void *" to a function pointer undefined. < 1365322353 453418 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric : The assignment used below is the POSIX.1-2003 (Technical Corrigendum 1) workaround; see the Rationale for the POSIX specification of dlsym(). */ < 1365322372 246970 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :*(void **) (&cosine) = dlsym(handle, "cos"); < 1365322738 728047 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365323154 943516 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365324645 19928 :sirdancealot!~sirdancea@98.82.broadband5.iol.cz QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1365324646 396645 :ogrom!~del@gprs-inet-65-94.elisa.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1365324648 246076 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :They could've just added the void (*dlfun(void *, const char *))(void) back when definating POSIX, and then you could do the more natural thing. (I guess that would have made less things POSIX by default.) < 1365324660 918527 :ogrom!~del@gprs-inet-65-94.elisa.ee QUIT :Client Quit < 1365324876 423996 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Natural? But this is POSIX. < 1365324914 928113 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slist < 1365324918 972505 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :slist: Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora nortti Sgeo ThatOtherPerson alot < 1365324933 230207 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1365324971 232303 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: plz arrange for olist update by the end of next week thx < 1365325113 930609 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alas, that is not within the scope of my power < 1365325337 235925 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :[http://stackoverflow.com/a/10519415] < 1365325352 584362 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :void (*fptr)(); void *temp = dlsym(handle, "my_function"); memcpy(&fptr, &temp, sizeof fptr); < 1365325410 74654 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like how people are writing code that depends on POSIX to be portable to systems which aren't POSIX. < 1365325669 165120 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it possible to use mosh for file transfer < 1365325724 996907 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: base64 + copy-and-paste hth < 1365327732 359467 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1365327954 158173 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t Cont . flip all < 1365327956 302804 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: data constructor `Cont' < 1365327956 496735 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Perhaps you meant one of these: < 1365327956 496885 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : `Const' (imported from Control.Applicative), < 1365327959 796901 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t cont . flip all < 1365327961 322066 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :[a] -> Cont Bool a < 1365327963 872473 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@let all' = cont . flip all < 1365327966 302885 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Defined. < 1365327971 872595 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t all' [1,2,3] < 1365327973 549607 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Num a => Cont Bool a < 1365327987 38783 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t do { x <- all' [1..10]; return (x > 5) } < 1365327988 818570 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ContT Bool Identity Bool < 1365327991 686364 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t evalCont $ do { x <- all' [1..10]; return (x > 5) } < 1365327993 358594 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not in scope: `evalCont' < 1365328000 345321 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@let evalCont = flip runCont id < 1365328002 616060 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Defined. < 1365328003 213611 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t evalCont $ do { x <- all' [1..10]; return (x > 5) } < 1365328004 804837 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bool < 1365328008 321782 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> evalCont $ do { x <- all' [1..10]; return (x > 5) } < 1365328010 452199 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : False < 1365328022 639084 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t runCont (do { x <- all' [1..10]; return (show x) }) ?x < 1365328024 359549 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(?x::String -> Bool) => Bool < 1365328067 382635 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365328103 207671 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t evalCont $ do { x <- all' [1..10]; y <- all' [11..20]; return (x > y) } < 1365328104 789963 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bool < 1365328112 980433 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> evalCont $ do { x <- all' [1..10]; y <- all' [11..20]; return (x < y) } < 1365328115 167506 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : True < 1365328314 237504 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony JOIN :#esoteric < 1365330305 626342 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365330705 902657 :Lumpio-!~matti@89-166-34-164.bb.dnainternet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1365330822 569434 :Lumpio-!~matti@89-166-34-164.bb.dnainternet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1365331053 248424 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :{Y: {(rf): {(f):f(f)}( {(f): rf({(x): f(f)(x)})} )}} < 1365332125 347399 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Assuming sizeof(unsigned long long) is 64 ..." sounds like a safe assumption < 1365332337 369299 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :You sound like one of those whiners who don't have 512-bit computers. < 1365332494 515464 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :only a matter of time until my puny 64-bit hardware is completely useless :( < 1365332782 429791 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365333034 200978 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :uint64_t < 1365333043 899699 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365334356 849801 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'll still need it to run the legacy 32-bit apps. < 1365334370 846056 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1365335330 26413 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365335957 784704 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: 64 bit hardware can still run 16-bit stuff < 1365335965 324955 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you suggesting 512 bit won't? < 1365335986 300215 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :I... hope not. < 1365336208 29967 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since machines will be so fast, what stops us from using emulators? < 1365336398 387913 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t all' < 1365336400 24663 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :[a] -> Cont Bool a < 1365336421 632751 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Machines may not get faster < 1365336685 602067 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :> evalCont $ all' [1..3] < 1365336687 529570 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : No instance for (GHC.Num.Num GHC.Types.Bool) < 1365336687 724053 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : arising from the literal `1... < 1365336699 349399 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I see < 1365336706 804248 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :with 8 or 16 times larger words, they might be a lot slower even < 1365339586 901582 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365339593 935793 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365340526 45196 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony JOIN :#esoteric < 1365343583 899108 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.147.73 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365343614 245775 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365343935 449648 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.147.73 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365343962 917416 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365346258 144629 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell Taneb no, Mosh doesn't do file transfers yet < 1365346258 339224 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1365346336 672082 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish I knew what avocado tastes like < 1365346354 961554 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've tried eating bacon. It's boring. < 1365346414 157051 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can think of an excellent way to find out how avocado tastes < 1365346422 67871 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ps american bacon doesn't count as bacon < 1365346730 532670 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :canadian bacon, however… < 1365346858 490774 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know anything about canadian bacon < 1365346864 469837 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :iirc it's good bacon < 1365346868 607170 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but canada is almost america so its chances aren't good < 1365346869 981482 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :if there's a difference at least one of you is wrong < 1365346954 565461 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait actually it's bad bacon < 1365346954 968877 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :canadian bacon is the american name for british bacon < 1365346978 683531 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1365346982 567317 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi nooodl < 1365347003 473470 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Back bacon (called Irish bacon/Rashers or Canadian bacon in the United States[citation needed])" < 1365347025 951207 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: well canadian bacon is awful then < 1365347029 774117 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it is taking credit!!!! < 1365347031 411116 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wrongly!!! < 1365347102 625439 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but yeah streaky bacon is awful, crispy, fatty crap < 1365347113 508018 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365347144 348673 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: canadian bacon is not made of canadians? < 1365347204 73407 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :are we even sure canadian bacon exists < 1365347283 786064 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_mania < 1365347304 249985 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :A 2009 Baltimore Sun story describes bacon as being "more than bacon," < 1365347319 654640 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Calling it "like an extreme sport," < 1365347377 835737 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and people think deep-fried mars bars are bad < 1365347382 367573 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :an article starting with the words "All Hail Bacon!" noted that a Poynter Institute report found bacon taking the social media networks "by storm" and that the meat's popularity is "now practically at an epidemic pace, as all of these socially interactive sites are literally pulsating with posts, updates, comments, even clubs / groups dedicated exclusively to the LOVE of Bacon!" < 1365347413 807796 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bacon mania is the worst thing < 1365347459 69358 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :bacon itself is still good though < 1365347470 892262 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what kind of bacon do you have in sweden < 1365347482 453482 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it nice bacon or crap bacon < 1365347484 348976 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :we have bacon < 1365347486 630415 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Negative publicity surrounding swine flu, which is not transmitted via pork product consumption,[45] hit sales and prices in the pork industry." < 1365347509 595411 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It does occur to me though that by consuming bacon, it encourages people to keep pigs around, which is relevant to swine flu < 1365347518 766756 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bacon.jpg < 1365347527 779256 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's crap bacon, olsner < 1365347536 315301 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Bacon.JPG nice bacon < 1365347552 359856 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: that's like ham or something < 1365347552 997308 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has never seen bacon that looks like that
< 1365347560 380558 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It looks like strips with stripes < 1365347574 189388 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, this is because you have only known crap bacon < 1365347601 514789 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :guys I think we need to observe this sentence some more: A 2009 Baltimore Sun story describes bacon as being "more than bacon", < 1365347613 567988 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And not as long as http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/Bacon_and_egg_sandwich_-_open_face.JPG < 1365347621 480060 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's more than bacon, it's *back bacon* < 1365347622 246531 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bacon mania can die in a hole & rot < 1365347628 867788 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: by "american bacon doesn't count" do you think i was just making up the idea of there being other types of bacon than what, or < 1365347634 728777 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*what is common in america < 1365347654 134811 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dat bacon and egg sandwich… enjoy your extremely-dry bread. < 1365347669 614288 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should start eating eggs < 1365347669 808575 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Egg sandwiches call for /buttered/ bread. < 1365347675 592188 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy, what would your opinion be of bacon mania for normal bacon < 1365347678 11178 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if the cafeteria offers hard-boiled eggs < 1365347686 30447 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or if you're British and like eating rat snot, Marmite on bread. < 1365347702 613560 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't marmite more of an australian thing < 1365347706 616468 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have never eaten marmite, i am fairly content with this < 1365347712 938964 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've tried eating buttered bagels, but I have difficulty spreading the butter < 1365347717 926050 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It just sits on a lump < 1365347721 826418 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Vegemite is Australian, Marmite is British. < 1365347725 156783 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i feel like i should attempt to be ambivalent about marmite < 1365347733 765784 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because the whole love it or hate it marketing campaign thing is obnoxious < 1365347734 741694 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're the same thing, but "Marmite" under that name doesn't exist in Australia. < 1365347744 310294 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've never had it though < 1365347744 505076 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: food obsession to a degree like that of bacon mania is hell irrespective of what what food it's about < 1365347751 359790 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't imagine it's terribly offensive < 1365347752 267085 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need to stop eating tic-tacs as though they were candy < 1365347757 147921 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: It really is. < 1365347763 765727 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo, they literally are candy < 1365347763 960477 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well it's basically just salt right < 1365347774 101376 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1365347776 612364 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor, you hate pizza, your opinions don't count. < 1365347780 437484 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :sticky salt on toast doesn't sound so bad < 1365347784 696380 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's, like, leftovers from brewing < 1365347789 938867 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: It's less like salt than like earwax. < 1365347791 81907 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i mean < 1365347793 699180 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :in terms of flavour < 1365347799 298038 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: hmmm < 1365347802 772924 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :It tastes like dying. < 1365347804 76686 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well earwax doesn't taste that awful < 1365347809 711596 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i mean it does... < 1365347814 800194 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :instead of buttering the egg sandwich bread, just fry it in the leftover bacon fat < 1365347817 442199 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's probably not that earwaxy < 1365347832 997764 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmmm i want bacon < 1365347835 837282 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder if there is any < 1365347847 191256 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :in which elliott is part of the problem < 1365347848 237028 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric : instead of buttering the egg sandwich bread, just fry it in the leftover bacon fat // now that's a plan < 1365347870 157918 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 calories per mint is kind of low... also, lots of sorbitol < 1365347876 775276 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: i categorically cant participate in `bacon mania' because i dont consume the type of bacon it concerns < 1365347883 861002 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait these don't have sorbitol < 1365347889 973881 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean bacon isn't anything that special of course < 1365347897 730792 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but everyone is talking about it < 1365347897 942337 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1365347899 152719 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :bacon is pretty good; chinese pork belly dishes are also really good < 1365347912 488798 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can I get bacon on hamburgers? < 1365347915 827274 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :With avocado? < 1365347918 835763 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes you can, sgeo < 1365347924 147348 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe avocado separate for the first time I try oit < 1365347925 675692 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*it < 1365347927 822269 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And a banana < 1365347930 410819 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1365347931 953677 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :avocado doesn't really taste of much < 1365347933 275484 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Not on the hamburger) < 1365347936 518461 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like avacado < 1365347939 314847 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm twice cooked pork with leeks < 1365347942 538192 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and avacado products < 1365347944 135714 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, like every other food that people consider awesome! < 1365347954 367607 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Steak, hamburger, bacon... < 1365347955 478128 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo have you considered that you may be anosmic < 1365347967 783273 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :steak is vastly overhyped < 1365347969 175948 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I can smell aromas just fine! < 1365347973 736133 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :its like bacon mania but less obnoxious < 1365347981 19449 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Steak smells awesome... it just doesn't taste like anything < 1365347985 619977 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :steak is p. good imo < 1365347991 729548 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy has never had my sous vide steak < 1365348022 22870 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :avocado is basically a tree that grows butter < 1365348033 117789 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although that was my opinion when I was younger < 1365348034 143233 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a pretty good description < 1365348037 691296 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :guacamole is delicious but the flavor comes from the other parts < 1365348042 798484 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :mostly < 1365348060 359292 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some people elsewhere have suggested that it's because I've only ever eaten well-done steaks < 1365348066 945548 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1365348067 140919 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh gross < 1365348069 261948 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would you do that < 1365348074 901173 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you gotta have your stake juicy < 1365348076 627527 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you are asking for ruined food < 1365348081 345559 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :at this juncture i am just going to link to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNJdJIwCF_Y because it is amazing < 1365348091 632023 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :literally "chef could you plz ruin my food before you give it to me" < 1365348097 994305 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The chef was my mom < 1365348100 353385 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1365348101 205174 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :welp < 1365348113 240801 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :get a medium rare steak and season it with garlic and salt and maybe steak sauce < 1365348122 407255 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But is medium rare unsafe? < 1365348126 115962 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1365348128 689032 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also I love garlic salt < 1365348131 266820 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric : literally "chef could you plz ruin my food before you give it to me" // 'struth < 1365348134 991291 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless you are like an elderly baby with aids < 1365348162 621774 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :prob. fine even then < 1365348193 98127 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :healthy immune system is a wonderful thing, you gotta take advantage < 1365348204 991500 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sometimes i eat food off the ground just to keep mine on its toes < 1365348220 904215 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Medium wouldn't be bad, right? < 1365348222 368000 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION , M.D.
< 1365348231 310206 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think there is some risk of parasites? but nothing worth worrying about < 1365348232 533335 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :medium will probably taste all right too < 1365348249 601355 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it also depends on the quality of the original meat; you can get sushi grade beef that is safe to eat raw < 1365348260 484940 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :supposedly it's really really good < 1365348263 551189 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :..wtf how does that work < 1365348272 794643 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sear it quickly in a pan on high heat to get the outside crunchy < 1365348283 444083 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: i don't know, maybe they are extra careful about the cow's health < 1365348370 996806 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also extra careful about not cross contaminating with other meats < 1365348395 718727 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :note to self: don't read alarmist blog posts about toxoplasmosis < 1365348439 132958 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there a way to determine if I have toxoplasmosis? < 1365348459 989522 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, looks like sendmail can also do string rewriting in loops < 1365348463 543889 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would you expect to have toxoplasmosis exactly < 1365348471 225472 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you feel a powerful urge to be eaten by a cat < 1365348488 267079 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: http://okmij.org/ftp/Computation/sendmail-as-turing-machine.txt < 1365348500 805387 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have been living with a cats my whole life. At once point had to take care of someone else's cats which were all strays until she took them in < 1365348507 901783 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm i wonder what being eaten by a cat would be like < 1365348517 589692 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: cool < 1365348531 271789 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :This apartment has become a shithole with the cat getting litter everywhere < 1365348549 883557 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo don't become a crazy cat lady < 1365348556 905524 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that's a sign of not maintaining your cats properly < 1365348571 478870 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not a crazy cat lady. I want the cat out of here. < 1365348598 674062 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :cats are wonderful though < 1365348601 9573 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And my dad to pay to get the apartment professionally cleaned. < 1365348738 384762 :ogrom!~del@gprs-inet-65-94.elisa.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1365349554 671414 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :update: i have obtained bacon and am now looking at ridiculous "bacon mania" things to feel smug about it < 1365349562 583918 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1365349564 886132 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :bacon cotton candy. bacon vodka < 1365349580 122668 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(*candy floss in real countries) < 1365349585 100318 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(but probably it's fake candy floss too?) < 1365349591 614973 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :bacon is like The Beatles in that they're both pretty good but I'm almost obliged to hate them because of how overrated they are < 1365349598 540836 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :however I don't hate bacon at all < 1365349650 296235 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just feel kinda sorry for americans who have to grow up knowing the word "bacon" as meaning something totally inferior to what i know as bacon < 1365349727 494764 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you know as bacon < 1365349744 400233 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :back bacon < 1365349747 139148 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hear americans call it canadian bacon < 1365349771 416393 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1365349776 133692 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :both good imo < 1365349793 888388 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :thin & crispy is also a fine way for food to be < 1365349797 264188 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmmm < 1365349812 953076 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :do people use the word "rashers" in the US? < 1365349975 259221 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365350120 772365 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've not heard it, what does it mean? < 1365350213 688583 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a piece of bacon < 1365350253 843328 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :its when your skin gets all red and rough < 1365350275 34993 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1365350464 815803 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'canadian bacon' is pretty popular in america though < 1365350473 737861 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :especially as a pizza toping < 1365350556 265354 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and a breakfast food with eggs < 1365350592 172642 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :And another way to make fun of Canada. < 1365350632 265594 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'ha ha, you have delicious meats' < 1365350652 233916 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb going to eat sichuan food < 1365350745 920545 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :egg is kinda weird imo < 1365350750 496187 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know what i mean by that < 1365350752 963513 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :its' something quite specific < 1365350763 263403 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365350784 941081 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-29-87.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1365350823 498582 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-29-87.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1365350823 693578 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1365350978 79874 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like egg it's good < 1365351127 638144 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just casually emailed Ian Piumarta < 1365351171 183484 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now you feel like I feel all the time < 1365351171 748864 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. < 1365351176 179534 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow < 1365351181 227276 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone sent me a message < 1365351188 169430 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder what wonders it contains < 1365351191 70320 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It could be magical < 1365351193 737215 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages < 1365351194 344038 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc said 1h 22m 16s ago: no, Mosh doesn't do file transfers yet < 1365351199 118402 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! < 1365351207 249307 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I love my life < 1365351210 952601 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: it's weird < 1365351214 88312 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it can be like ten things < 1365351217 655845 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :egg is an identity crisis < 1365351220 711055 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't know what it wants to do < 1365351227 881999 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :whew, I just had this weird idea that Taneb is Ian and he somehow recieves mail by lambdabot < 1365351245 735587 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :egg? That tastes like chicken. < 1365351280 346665 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It tastes of chicken in potentia < 1365351294 959652 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, that was the joke < 1365351815 684597 :sirdancealot!~sirdancea@98.82.broadband5.iol.cz JOIN :#esoteric < 1365351878 897840 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365352109 475807 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :Z < 1365352168 822521 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :z < 1365352311 903296 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1365352732 879373 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric ::0 < 1365353020 485964 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1365354682 440588 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1365354832 184987 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it's probably a bad thing to consume a thing of tic-tacs in two days < 1365354862 399064 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah < 1365354865 183056 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'll be fine < 1365354877 894042 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Depends on how big of a thing it is < 1365354888 743414 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The cashier might look at me funny if I buy tic-tacs again so soon < 1365354896 590039 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :60 tic-tacs < 1365354959 990584 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you mean 60 tic-tacs < 1365354966 902179 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or 60 boxes of tic-tacs < 1365354980 379490 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because i can definitely see you getting funny looks for the latter < 1365355006 627014 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365355054 964083 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :60 tic-tacs. One box < 1365355134 107666 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sgeo do you really think anyone is going to waste the effort to judge you for eating two boxes of fucking tictacs < 1365355152 718938 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365355193 553211 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :paranoid thinking... < 1365355246 374574 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo, maybe the cashier will think you are a generous person with a lot of friends < 1365355274 810404 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe < 1365355277 594679 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :How are tic-tacs supposed to be consumed? < 1365355279 128969 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the worst case scenario < 1365355287 177612 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just one or two on occasion? < 1365355288 979558 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :they will think "that guy kind of likes tictacs" < 1365355339 927096 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should switch cashiers so they don't recognize you < 1365355342 242037 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wear a mask < 1365355345 171890 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :get a friend to buy them for you < 1365355351 58396 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo, however you want. They're mints. < 1365355354 129327 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :cross dress < 1365355356 602856 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :meant to be consumed in the dark ritual of Oolak-Oolak < 1365355367 666019 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: you forgot crossing the border to buy them < 1365355370 905077 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :anything to prevent them from knowing you ate all those tic tacs < 1365355374 379054 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mexican tic tacs < 1365355377 512493 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, need to cross at least 2 borders < 1365355379 341188 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Blah, I should be eating higher calorie things anyway < 1365355384 235494 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: point < 1365355390 106752 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hexham tic-tacs < 1365355398 147062 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :skip town < 1365355400 535406 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :guatemala or belize, at the very least < 1365355402 391927 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :we have the finest tic-tac brewery in all of england < 1365355414 764661 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should find out what snacks are there. I'd be comfortable with sugary high-calorie snacks everyday < 1365355419 182281 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :These are not high calorie < 1365355424 363244 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :tic-tac production started here in 1764 and have been hand-made since < 1365355434 883383 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hence why hexham is often referred to as home of the tic-tacs < 1365355489 987545 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it's exactly where they'd expect Sgeo to buy tic-tacs < 1365355502 212958 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it'll be heavily monitored, too < 1365355535 571572 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, tic-tacs in the container make a lot of sound < 1365355552 110362 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Walking through a quiet cubical farm while tic-tacs are rattling loudly is kind of embarrassing < 1365355560 666830 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it true that there is a statue of six pigs in the Hexham town square? < 1365355638 820836 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365355656 735116 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :inscribed beneath is "tic taccus" (latin for "be nice") < 1365355717 43203 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: you could put them in a larger box or bottle stuffed with cotton and packing peanuts < 1365355724 162641 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: and then put that in a paper bag < 1365355737 434918 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :why not just kill the cashier < 1365355739 574412 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :take a swig of tic tacs and nobody will know your shame < 1365355755 866386 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they'll think it's like < 1365355761 969110 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :idk what do people usually drink from paper bags < 1365355764 201054 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sandwiches? < 1365355783 971610 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :drink a sandwich < 1365355811 346771 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hear canada gets their milk in bags < 1365355829 444684 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Argent, hex ham rampant carnation." < 1365355901 745070 :boily!boily@nat/northsec/x-eufxyrxrolldgnhj JOIN :#esoteric < 1365355997 150543 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the coat of arms for Hexham) < 1365356042 295474 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought they got their milk in tetrahedra < 1365356146 400370 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1365356169 613946 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The video ends with the man being shown with black eyes: he has also been infected." < 1365356205 136026 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't you buy tic-tacs online by the case < 1365356223 966159 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :AND THEN THE MAN WAS A ZOMBIE < 1365356276 339921 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cut Out The Middleman as they say < 1365356308 250822 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but what if the website judges him < 1365356324 904641 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a popup, I can see it now, "dude, why are you buying all those tic tacs" < 1365356327 37543 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :better burn down your house and change your name and grow a beard and move to a shack in the woods in montana just in case < 1365356327 385121 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"you have a problem?" < 1365356343 344042 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw never buy the blue 'powermint' tic tacs, they are mad nasty < 1365356358 606637 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, send orders for tictacs to universities across trhe country? < 1365356371 337919 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And airfields < 1365356396 801655 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :im not very keen on tic tacs, or drug lingo at all for that matter < 1365356483 62831 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony JOIN :#esoteric < 1365356555 707156 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.zazzle.com/tictacs+gifts shame by association with whoever made/buys/enjoys these things < 1365356613 713930 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: yes < 1365357029 63742 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1365357780 316399 :augur_!~augur@208.58.5.87 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1365358322 579073 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-253-208.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1365358432 194601 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-61-164.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365359281 265268 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why do areola sizes vary so much? < 1365359302 404119 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-61-164.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does anything vary so much < 1365359313 96375 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :why do tic-tacs vary so much < 1365359338 218207 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do wire mesh Supply与您共享了相册 so much? < 1365359343 220623 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesthiswork: So that all boobs are unique. < 1365359354 75280 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :government plot to track us using our boobs < 1365359372 799237 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, but mens areolas are pretty consistently the same size < 1365359413 588235 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so if was just relaxed selection i would expect both sexes to vary < 1365359438 639187 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesthiswork, in my experience men's areolas do vary a bit. < 1365359444 768105 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mine, for example, are relatively small < 1365359454 44650 :Bike_!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365359455 909510 :Bike_!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Client Quit < 1365359472 494893 :Bike_!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365359488 245148 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :they vary from size of a penny to the size of a dollar coin < 1365359501 161190 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-61-164.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1365359506 399150 :Bike_!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net NICK :Bike < 1365359520 501946 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :while women's go from penny size to a little smaller than a cd < 1365359540 418634 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's more tissue there for the areola to spread over. < 1365359574 454961 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is true, bigger boobs tent to have bigger areolas < 1365359589 502720 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Author a study on it < 1365359598 817719 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps you'll get an Ig Nobel prize < 1365359611 716331 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd definiatly be in the running < 1365359639 307365 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo menopause is weirder than boobs could ever be < 1365359942 133175 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently number of nipples is 14% heritable < 1365360000 586595 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1365360097 81613 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf < 1365360102 254631 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why are you talking about breasts < 1365360128 108717 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesthiswork is going for the ig nobel < 1365360233 368490 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :The nobel prize in breasts. < 1365360279 384665 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The breast nobel prize. < 1365360289 247372 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, it's Ig Noble. < 1365360292 42838 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is the best < 1365360339 853682 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1365360385 878812 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat is going on here < 1365360445 501849 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric : we were discussing typeclasses in haskel < 1365360508 524285 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :My favourite is Foldable < 1365360727 350322 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :traversable is pretty neat too < 1365360824 328681 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Num, am I right!! < 1365360855 547362 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, right Haskell < 1365360869 371547 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :Haskell looks like Greek to me < 1365360876 660875 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or in this case, rather strange English < 1365360878 146258 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1365360915 743929 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you prefer there is a skin for it called liskell < 1365360922 186694 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think it's like hebrew < 1365360930 951015 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that give you everything in s-expressions instead < 1365360932 749825 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i looked it up before but then i forgot. < 1365361013 870505 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://wormtube.worms2d.info/extras/Cueshark%20-%20Wormsong%20in%20Minor.mp3 < 1365361092 471118 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :here's a cool video about bipedal robots http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRbvNL1PHKg < 1365361110 944709 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(haters gotta hate) < 1365361192 436246 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is this gonna be PETMAN < 1365361194 619829 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1365361235 157659 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i admit I don't understand how it could be cost effective to make a fucking android just to see if your NBC suits work. < 1365361249 961346 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that was just an excuse < 1365361266 319827 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quite possibly! < 1365361286 580136 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh man the music even matches the gait. < 1365361294 365835 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, mostly. < 1365361308 255864 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks like there are cuts in the video too < 1365361325 130326 :TeruFSX!~TeruFSX@65-128-137-85.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365361337 258436 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well yeah, it was like a thirty second demonstration. < 1365361370 849617 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFrjrgBV8K0 They have that newer video where it has a head instead of a strobe. < 1365361600 136973 :yiyus!1242712427@je.je.je QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1365361611 901752 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1365361670 512000 :yiyus!1242712427@je.je.je JOIN :#esoteric < 1365361707 836051 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike, interesting, but can it turn and so on? That is a very fixed one direction walk (only watched the first video so far) < 1365361715 662865 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about stairs < 1365361718 551373 :TeruFSX2!~TeruFSX@65-128-137-85.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365361750 981105 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Their site has http://www.bostondynamics.com/img/petman512.jpg < 1365361773 787120 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also http://www.bostondynamics.com/img/petman-poses-512.jpg jazzin it up < 1365361775 663576 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is a fixed image < 1365361784 83901 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1365361793 548437 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes as it turns out i don't work at boston dynamics and can't get you more information than they've released < 1365361815 899361 :TeruFSX!~TeruFSX@65-128-137-85.mpls.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1365361816 94621 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :fair enough < 1365361839 310546 :augur!~augur@ip-64-134-41-137.public.wayport.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365361877 283380 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stairs would probably be a common use case for testing rips and stuff, though. < 1365362075 322665 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and of course bending over < 1365362171 410302 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems useful to test if e.g. bending the fabric the wrong way when walking will break it down and let in the death viruses < 1365362468 900145 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365362543 172396 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1365362921 436635 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I AM TIRED OF THIS APARTMENT SMELLING LIKE SHIT < 1365362970 156864 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1365363108 294432 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION makes a note to stop shitting in Sgeo's apartment
< 1365363132 120911 :boily!boily@nat/northsec/x-eufxyrxrolldgnhj PRIVMSG #esoteric :random Sunday question: has anyone of you all every played with ISO 7816 part 4? < 1365363146 546991 :boily!boily@nat/northsec/x-eufxyrxrolldgnhj PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/every/ever/ < 1365363181 572704 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that like smart cards? or somehow different? < 1365363471 956593 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: I think Hussie has gone mad with power... < 1365363486 364615 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think Hussie started out mad with power. < 1365363492 67349 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you ever read Problem Sleuth? < 1365363502 915010 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah ;P < 1365363729 64615 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily, no, i only followed it up to part 2 < 1365363750 629682 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :do parts 3 and 4 keep up the standard? < 1365363858 839296 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I read it all but it is too long < 1365363943 153371 :boily!boily@nat/northsec/x-eufxyrxrolldgnhj PRIVMSG #esoteric :part 3 has the low-level, electric stuff. part 4 has commands and things and stuff: http://cardwerk.com/smartcards/smartcard_standard_ISO7816-4.aspx < 1365364080 194904 :ogrom!~del@gprs-inet-65-94.elisa.ee QUIT :Quit: Left < 1365364195 902421 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1365364200 531817 :john_metcalf!~john_metc@87.115.210.249 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1365364335 376562 :john_metcalf!~john_metc@87.115.210.249 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365364991 516498 :boily!boily@nat/northsec/x-eufxyrxrolldgnhj QUIT :Quit: Poulet! < 1365364998 104302 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365365241 331406 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1365366652 84550 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1365367900 64644 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-14-72.clsp.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1365368216 432046 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365368825 398559 :augur!~augur@ip-64-134-41-137.public.wayport.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1365368943 4279 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1365368999 293482 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t evalCont < 1365369002 604026 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not in scope: `evalCont' < 1365369013 907490 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess someone ran @undefine < 1365369036 541038 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t ?x < 1365369038 199514 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(?x::t) => t < 1365369045 442603 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that ?x a GHC extension? < 1365369057 915222 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: that's neat, if you define min' = Cont . flip min and max' = Cont . flip max then i think you can do minimax algorithms that way < 1365369075 693779 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: implicit parameters < 1365369080 269539 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right < 1365369087 833782 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gah < 1365369088 232716 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :What should I upgrade, the stadium, concession, or merchandise? < 1365369091 240783 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wanted to make this bot < 1365369091 692363 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.reddit.com/user/LinkFixerBot < 1365369112 376504 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38, concession < 1365369115 493425 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell elliott that's neat, if you define min' = Cont . flip min and max' = Cont . flip max then i think you can do minimax algorithms that way < 1365369115 946919 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1365369159 97695 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell elliott um, *+imum in places < 1365369159 573050 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1365369231 220910 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: i think getting types without explicit lambdas may be their main use nowadays :P < 1365369261 13383 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :The thing is that concession and stadium is only good for games at your stadium, and not for your opponent's stadium, while merchandise is good at either; however, merchandise is way more expensive to upgrade to level 9 (I have level 8) than concession to level 8 (which I currently have 7), and stadium is the most expensive. < 1365369276 454465 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :To my mind, they are not very Haskelly < 1365369280 823754 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38, as I said, concession < 1365369283 727462 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :although some people use them for configuration i think, but there are gotchas than make them mostly deprecated < 1365369295 68928 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: btw ill be taking credit for those things < 1365369301 633141 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Yes, I saw that and will consider it; but I also want to describe all the possibilities anyways. < 1365369308 84880 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :02:42 all :: [a] -> Cont Bool a < 1365369309 554040 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: which things? the Cont stuff? < 1365369317 330102 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: ah < 1365369333 734654 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :v. important < 1365369334 17575 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: did you consider using minimum and maximum too? < 1365369343 680441 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-34.wireless.umd.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1365369346 761369 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1365369359 546694 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I mentioned that it's just a foldMap. < 1365369378 460005 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stadium also, helps if there are many more people to come (and perhaps there is more property tax, too), but more people who come also means more concession will be sold since the higher level of concession means more choices (I have candy, cola, popcorn, weiner, burger, pretzel, and juice; next choice is pizza, and the next upgrades will be nachos and beer). < 1365369421 866813 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I will try concession for now since that is what I can afford, and hopefully sell enough pizza to make up for it. < 1365369440 680959 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what game? < 1365369446 543899 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or does zzo38 just actually own a stadium < 1365369449 266211 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :concatMap :: [a] -> Cont [b] a < 1365369467 849912 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Franchise Basketball, on X-BIT BBS < 1365369529 350865 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : I wish I knew what avocado tastes like <-- well have you had guacamole? < 1365369534 920975 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that contains it. < 1365369538 497090 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :The installation on X-BIT has 16 teams in total, and currently, 15 are computer players (someone could register and take over, but the games I like are usually less popular than the others, it seems) < 1365369553 68647 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :The other game I play on X-BIT is Word Warp < 1365369592 894148 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i claimed earlier that most of the taste of guacamole is not the avocado but the salt, tomato, onion, &c < 1365369600 548451 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oops, the next game is at the opponent's stadium, so maybe I should have waited to upgrade the concession, and earned bank interest instead. < 1365369607 295256 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :avocado itself is kind of like butter < 1365369608 312483 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i guess this may be part of that "you can emulate all other monads in delimited continuations" stuff? < 1365369627 593550 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: hm < 1365369632 559258 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1365369657 978617 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Given that all I'm saying here is that (>>=) :: m a -> Cont (m b) (m a) < 1365369667 798333 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :really it should be Codensity!! < 1365369682 371517 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right concatMap _is_ flip (>>=) for [] < 1365369687 310399 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: btw i only want partial credit < 1365369725 840907 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t Cont . flip (>>=) < 1365369727 647479 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: data constructor `Cont' < 1365369727 842582 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Perhaps you meant one of these: < 1365369727 842670 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : `Const' (imported from Control.Applicative), < 1365369731 945227 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t cont . flip (>>=) < 1365369733 482756 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :((a -> b) -> a -> b) -> Cont (a -> b) a < 1365369741 228390 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :um maybe not :P < 1365369741 423452 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ty cont . (>>=) < 1365369743 2777 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Monad m => m a -> Cont (m b) a < 1365369747 682367 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er, right. < 1365369749 506841 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :a, not m a < 1365369763 344738 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that flipped thing looks interesting too... < 1365369779 539308 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does it? < 1365369788 371246 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(=<<) :: (a -> m b) -> m a -> m b < 1365369812 604573 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it's just instantiating the ms to make it work. < 1365369841 388371 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well ok i was mainly surprised it typed at all < 1365369841 583526 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ty (cont . (=<<)) id < 1365369843 448080 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cont (a -> b) a < 1365369851 392597 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ty runCont $ (cont . (=<<)) id < 1365369852 985477 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(a -> a -> b) -> a -> b < 1365369879 723501 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you set b = a you have church numerals there... < 1365369895 197418 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1365369901 906613 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That would be (b -> b) -> b -> b, wouldn't it? < 1365369917 317878 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean above in my first try < 1365369937 225724 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :id _is_ a church numeral, just not the most interesting one < 1365369941 657941 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I see. < 1365369953 752352 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ty (cont . (=<<)) (\f x -> f (f x)) < 1365369955 717957 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cont (a -> a) a < 1365369980 760648 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ty (=<<) (\f z -> f (f z)) < 1365369982 548823 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(b -> b -> b) -> b -> b < 1365369988 809563 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it does makes more sense for (=<<) as well as return and join to be methods of Monad and then make Functor a superclass, similar to how Comonad is; since, it can be like a return/fmap/join or it can be (=<<) as a functor from the Kleisli category < 1365370025 679134 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (<>) >>= (\f z -> f (f z)) $ "hello" < 1365370027 630945 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : "hellohellohello" < 1365370032 464568 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (<>) >>= (\f z -> f (f (f z))) $ "hello" < 1365370034 236503 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : "hellohellohellohello" < 1365370035 245255 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eh. < 1365370182 932257 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've never tried guacamole < 1365370202 688132 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think IRC (and other chats) have prevented me from going off the deep end for a long time < 1365370209 448672 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :omg wtf < 1365370211 545310 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :no guacamole < 1365370216 684056 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :get off the computer and go get some right now < 1365370221 745200 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's quite a nice dip < 1365370224 45767 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good with potato skins < 1365370239 682374 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: in my expert opinion they haven't hth < 1365370258 205296 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :even shachaf likes guacamole < 1365370259 402140 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: making Functor a superclass of Monad was an April Fools joke in reddit r/haskell this year, btw; several people commented it was the only one they'd fallen for this year < 1365370266 422712 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin: It's true! < 1365370272 43171 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :see? < 1365370273 378281 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Guacamole is the future. < 1365370281 383412 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :make it well and let it lead the way < 1365370294 634455 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I'll just ask the person who makes hamburgers to put avocado on the side < 1365370306 380083 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :guacamole is so much more than just avocado < 1365370308 672417 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't let it fool you < 1365370320 804747 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: so basically _many_ people have been wanting this for years, but it keeps being put off for a combination of backwards compatibility and technical reasons. < 1365370328 665575 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not even a huge fan of avocado on its own < 1365370338 500207 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :but combining it with spices, lime, onion, chunks of tomato, and so on < 1365370344 22640 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :is a mouthgasm < 1365370365 125930 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :as in, no one has managed to make a solution that keeps backwards compatibility without subtle technical issues < 1365370391 219549 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do we need to care about backwards compatibility? Look at what the GHC people did with Num < 1365370412 109748 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365370438 371605 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, there are compatibility reasons. < 1365370439 816267 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just have the GHC people say "In 6 months, Applicative will be a superclass of Monad. If this breaks your code, on your head be it" < 1365370442 304916 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365370505 922745 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love guacamole < 1365370512 124411 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do have a solution but it requires making an entirely new programming language, mostly, and then having something to convert programs to combine modules if needed, possibly. < 1365370513 555747 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo it's a monoid < 1365370538 960800 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38, that sounds a tad overkill < 1365370546 502017 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: well that _does_ give a precedent. < 1365370569 291992 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also don't want Applicative to be a superclass even though I do want all Monad to automatically be Applicative, but using another mechanism (I can think of it, though); mathematically, Applicative is not a superclass of Monad. < 1365370590 989165 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: um yes it is? < 1365370619 760343 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :as much as Functor is. < 1365370660 455087 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(<*>) = ap and pure = return work just as well as fmap = liftM < 1365370662 688693 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: No it isn't! The feature of the (->) category just happens to be that all monads on (->) are applicative. So this is a different kind of property than a superclass, I think. < 1365370696 900909 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: well Monad is just -> monads. < 1365370732 200370 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :in a more general category, even >>= doesn't belong in the monad class. < 1365370749 895257 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :-> < 1365370751 920022 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I agree that >>= doesn't belong; return, join, and =<< belong, but not >>= < 1365370824 439302 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, since there isn't another feature to do this, it could be a superclass, but then, there are a lot of other classes that want to do this and making them all superclasses when the programs aren't would confuse everything, which is why I think there ought to be another feature that can also do this too. < 1365370840 749391 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what other monads are there, next to (->) < 1365370871 681946 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Possibly, like superclasses, but defined the other way around, I guess) < 1365371028 834238 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: ? < 1365371037 428862 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 PRIVMSG #esoteric : zzo38: well Monad is just -> monads. < 1365371045 839232 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 PRIVMSG #esoteric :are there "non-(->) moands" < 1365371047 244429 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365371050 520340 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*monads < 1365371068 707761 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: There are monads in categories other than (->) < 1365371070 311101 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: There are monads on other categories. By -> monads it means monads on the (->) category < 1365371131 207836 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are there monads on, eg, the Kleisli Maybe category < 1365371133 455744 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :All categories have a Identity monad, and all categories with a final object have a Finalize monad for each final object it has, but other than that they have different monads < 1365371135 161312 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And what would they look like < 1365371208 672765 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why can't we travel through time but why do we want to anyway? < 1365371252 618534 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is not moving traveling forward at one second per second enough < 1365371254 925286 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :help < 1365371258 710514 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::'( < 1365371282 460879 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Koen_, we want control < 1365371289 842995 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :We want to forsee, we want to change < 1365371295 123964 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :please don't control me I like freedom < 1365371308 511764 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of time, not of eachother < 1365371309 326450 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well < 1365371312 920750 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Each other also < 1365371319 9465 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But for this purpose, only time < 1365371322 771218 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(unless you wearing high heels in that case control is ok) < 1365371355 716603 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: but you can change even without traveling through time right? < 1365371367 301992 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :How would you recognize it as change? < 1365371371 269489 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :though history tends to show politics are very very very very slow to evolve < 1365371380 936867 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is, as far as you can tell, what would have happened anyway < 1365371384 896027 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The alpha timeline < 1365371387 467911 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: hmm well for instance my hair look different than last year < 1365371392 801695 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right < 1365371411 729228 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, I don't have any high heels that fit, but I'm pretty tall < 1365371413 81333 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you're an alternate timelines partisan then < 1365371421 738636 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah that's been a problem to me too < 1365371428 252591 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that that's what makes most sense < 1365371457 459857 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it does make sense, most shoeshop people told me they had nothing above 45 < 1365371462 220230 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(european sizing) < 1365371472 415228 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(well at least french sizing I don' tknow about europe) < 1365371505 672173 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Much as I'd love to discuss time travel and high heels for people with larger feet with you, I have to sleep now < 1365371507 103338 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Goodnight < 1365371511 841874 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: so, suppose you travel back in time, change something, then "come back" < 1365371515 599399 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :where do you come back to? < 1365371521 901721 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok have nice sleep < 1365371539 830431 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It would depend on your time machine and if you left a tether or something < 1365371541 611834 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dunno < 1365371542 670999 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-193-133.as13285.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365371548 925358 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it wouldn't make much sense to come "back" to the new timeline < 1365371556 93808 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :since technically you've probably never left it < 1365371598 379681 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think you can travel in time any way other than forward one second per second, *by definition*, but it might be possible to have a strange geometry of spacetime allowing forward in spacetime sometimes to be backwards geometry, maybe < 1365371604 96257 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(for instance if you go back in time because you want to "fix" something, in the new timeline in doesn't need fixing any more, thus the you from that new timeline has no incentive to travel back in time < 1365371653 106458 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :My opinion is that you are all wrong, as far as I can tell. < 1365371654 782144 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: for instance if some people start moving reaaaaaaaaaally fast at relativistic speeds would you say they travel through weird geometry? < 1365371680 874039 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1365371687 300758 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Koen_: Even if they do that, it doesn't go backwards or in other directions than it normally does, though. < 1365371725 398796 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Such things as warp drives and worm holes and whatever may result in strange connections between spacetime, though, I suppose. < 1365371798 767838 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: are you going to enter in the Underhanded C Contest? < 1365371876 241378 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-210-217.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1365371905 584077 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wasn't planning on it... Should I? < 1365371908 982897 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you? < 1365371927 737612 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if i have a good idea < 1365371990 62594 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-250-15.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365372043 488998 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have looked at the Underhanded C codes, and find it is not so difficult to see that something is wrong with it, and what is wrong with it. But then, some people have called some of my ordinary C codes obfuscated, even though I don't think so. < 1365372134 307522 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: how good at C do you have to be to enter? would you encourage some naive novice to rush in or should I watch from a distance? < 1365372163 989492 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Koen_: You have to be at least 14 good at it. < 1365372201 559923 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I'm afraid that's 17 more than I am < 1365372284 527260 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Koen_: i don't know < 1365372288 706473 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :take a look at some of the past winners < 1365372297 982398 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :keeping in mind that those are the best submissions and it might still be fun to attempt < 1365372353 583044 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe I'll try then < 1365372424 553971 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1365372435 553322 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :They look like they might seem like correctly to someone who doesn't know how to program a C code, but someone who does know how to program a C code should easily be able to see what went "wrong", as far as I can tell. < 1365372463 677165 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :C is easy, you just need to think about everything all the time and never make any mistakes < 1365372464 823657 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-250-15.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well the point isn't to make them undetectable, just not trivially detectable, and even then look like an accident, right? < 1365372493 292839 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :from looking at the past entries, it seems way less about abusing C too much and more about just really creative sneakiness < 1365372501 102093 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like bugs that are literally omitting a comma in the right place < 1365372547 660314 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-250-15.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :speaking of C I'm semi-trying a "low level" lisp implementation for once < 1365372565 106921 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 PRIVMSG #esoteric :my favorite underhanded c code entry is the "censoring an image" one's winner < 1365372565 302159 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-250-15.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a closure can just be a function pointer plus a void* array for the closed over values, i think < 1365372584 31498 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://notanumber.net/archives/54/underhanded-c-the-leaky-redaction < 1365372586 362028 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's so good < 1365372729 742950 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-250-15.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, PPM is simple isn't it < 1365372733 281398 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote My opinion is that you are all wrong, as far as I can tell. < 1365372740 58703 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1015) My opinion is that you are all wrong, as far as I can tell. < 1365372930 269779 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: i was slightly proud that i saw how it worked without looking at the explanation < 1365372960 510675 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: yeah, PPM is nice < 1365372972 50847 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can write a PPM reader / writer in any language in 2 minutes < 1365372975 944287 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :except malbolge < 1365372984 383229 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also there are two variants, binary PPM and ascii PPM < 1365373004 116722 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love ppm < 1365373020 95866 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-250-15.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i assume there's a unicode ppm that lets me use ⁰ and such < 1365373024 747433 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, no, it's pgm that i love < 1365373035 130790 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like PBM < 1365373066 761595 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: because it's so easy? < 1365373068 575070 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have written a program in TeX to read ASCII PBM < 1365373085 499107 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :PNM is a fairly nice format. < 1365373095 168815 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: It's true that i love it, and it's true that it is so easy. < 1365373101 22042 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I make no claims about causal relations. < 1365373219 771613 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt relevance logic < 1365373227 165370 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: cool < 1365373229 25343 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what for? < 1365373281 907594 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :TeX doesn't have a command to read arbitrary binary files (the only binary file it can read is TFM), although it can read/write arbitrary ASCII files. < 1365373296 686835 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: To include a picture on a page without using specials. < 1365373344 869399 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought that was obviously? < 1365373649 984490 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-250-15.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1365373689 343995 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's never obviously with you zzo38 < 1365373722 974940 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, to me it is, anyways. < 1365373733 710817 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe to you it isn't. < 1365373736 299333 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe you had implemented an astrology calculator / Pokémon card game simulator in Plain TeX and wanted to load Pokémon cards as ASCII PBM files < 1365373760 108662 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote healthy immune system is a wonderful thing, you gotta take advantage sometimes i eat food off the ground just to keep mine on its toes < 1365373764 742321 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1016) healthy immune system is a wonderful thing, you gotta take advantage sometimes i eat food off the ground just to keep mine on its toes < 1365373767 989391 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1365373769 226793 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365373798 493297 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1365373798 787325 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@quote zzo38 < 1365373799 294530 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38 says: Such as, we try to make something similar to a combination of Haskell, C, BLISS, TeX, WEB, Prolog, INTERCAL, and Magic: the Gathering; and then make it with many things omitted such as < 1365373799 489229 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unicode syntax, layout, do-notation, list comprehensions; and add in macros and stuff, and then make up something new...... < 1365373833 788177 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, is this you? http://wqdb.org/?732 < 1365373853 665143 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(yes I'm only saying that because of the nick) < 1365373875 793314 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(And no I don't think it's really you) < 1365373886 376721 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Implementing ephemeris in TeX would be helpful, but I don't have one and don't really know how. < 1365373893 159814 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf doesn't even own a television < 1365373893 654132 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is not me. < 1365373905 279553 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc speaks the truth. < 1365373941 674360 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Got it. So it's GreeN who is shachaf. < 1365373986 213409 :SirCmpwn!~SirCmpwn@unaffiliated/sircmpwn QUIT :Excess Flood < 1365373987 6476 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't even own a television, but i don't even not own a television either < 1365374000 682543 :SirCmpwn!~SirCmpwn@unaffiliated/sircmpwn JOIN :#esoteric < 1365374050 199364 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you either odd own a television or odd not own a television? < 1365374057 17961 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you get it off schrodinger < 1365374114 367168 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :was there a cat inside < 1365374125 482514 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's with Sgeo, anyway? < 1365374134 479451 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :In some ways I understand Sgeo less than I do zzo38. < 1365374136 775708 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: he's even odder than usual < 1365374166 85212 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, the prior question is what was known as an attempt at humor. < 1365374168 292722 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sgeo38 < 1365374180 947234 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net NICK :sgeo38 < 1365374186 154257 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: I'm not talking about the prior question. < 1365374191 670742 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I"m talking about everything you say. < 1365374193 958475 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't get it. < 1365374195 954857 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe sgo38 < 1365374212 728425 :sgeo38!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net NICK :sgo38 < 1365374224 391767 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm zzo38 did you go to school at Cambridge in the UK? < 1365374235 335093 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :No < 1365374263 128324 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :cantabrigians have usernames like [a-z]{3}[0-9]{2} < 1365374266 54405 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I went to school at some schools in British Columbia < 1365374272 625839 :sgo38!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, IRC is my primary social life. Does that help? < 1365374282 720182 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1365374286 369205 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Then perhaps it is some coincidence? < 1365374293 276739 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1365374325 117270 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhapsly < 1365374367 881850 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> zipWith ((-)`on`fromEnum)"zzo38" "aaron" < 1365374369 813007 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [25,25,-3,-60,-54] < 1365374392 725977 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the probability that 5 random characters from [a-z0-9] fit that pattern is 2.91% < 1365374392 921419 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> zipWith ((-)`on`fromEnum.toUpper)"zzo38" "aaron" < 1365374394 721930 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [25,25,-3,-28,-22] < 1365374470 900357 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> zipWith ((-)`on`fromEnum)"ZZO38" "aaron" < 1365374472 835867 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-7,-7,-35,-60,-54] < 1365374478 983469 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1365374506 117601 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> zipWith ((-)`on`fromEnum)"ZZo38" "aarON" < 1365374508 80873 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-7,-7,-3,-28,-22] < 1365374532 954497 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 PRIVMSG #esoteric :iirc there was a chronojournal entry about the origin of zzo38 < 1365374538 152903 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it involved < 1365374540 735769 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzt < 1365374547 2753 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the digits 3 and 8 < 1365374547 447718 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth < 1365374551 747618 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth38 < 1365374553 222921 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. What's my favorite two-digit number. < 1365374558 586159 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :65 < 1365374561 779749 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: 00 < 1365374564 86832 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, 64 for sure. < 1365374566 855716 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzt was some system or other, no? < 1365374568 753108 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: hm. < 1365374571 448173 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :2^3 = 8, coincidence? i think not < 1365374578 8707 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzt is a weird dos game i thought < 1365374580 104683 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, that's a pretty good number. 13*5, isn't it? < 1365374586 822934 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.183.120 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a dos game/game creation system < 1365374594 853284 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure, if you do that "multiplication" crud. < 1365374603 753132 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :which zzo38 has programmed iirc < 1365374606 343718 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps 2^3 = 1 < 1365374633 593644 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know many things about ZZT; the documentation doesn't mention everything properly but I can figure out many thing by myself < 1365374635 54287 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run python -c 'print 2^3' < 1365374636 934344 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1365374642 421426 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoa < 1365374672 962602 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I think I know why the #DIE command sometimes causes other pieces to move < 1365374673 342195 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1365374675 40048 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1365374689 670681 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run python -c 'print (2 ** 3) % 7' < 1365374691 241978 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1365374705 405417 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: of course it's not a coincidence < 1365374709 282033 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it might be a coïncidence < 1365374717 784875 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :coin cidence < 1365374723 546566 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should pronounce it like < 1365374727 82352 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :co-incidence < 1365374729 807944 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :just for the hell of it < 1365374739 174857 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't that how it's pronounced? < 1365374746 95184 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quinsidense < 1365374750 620145 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :coincide-ence < 1365374751 103435 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What? < 1365374756 809497 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No it's not. < 1365374774 190581 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :quinkadink < 1365374782 20302 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :coin sidens < 1365374856 229974 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Using a debugger I have managed to copy the table storing the properties of all of the pieces, and formatted it and print it out, and now I can understand what all of that means; most things I did not need a debugger to figure out though. < 1365374998 557602 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Other people have helped a few things such as figuring out the format of the music in the executable file, though. < 1365375017 306897 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :My method is the scientific method to figure out all of these things. < 1365375052 814591 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i register both "co incidence" and "quincidence" as correct < 1365375057 533923 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :one day I should learn IPA < 1365375078 603998 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :then i can talk about voiced medial post-alevolar fricatives or whatever < 1365375105 712821 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought IPA was separate from all those fancy names for sounds < 1365375105 907327 :sgo38!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fictional frictional fricatives < 1365375112 516073 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok fine < 1365375119 170178 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need to learn the names of sounds and then how to represent them in IPA < 1365375163 917799 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, it has a character for each phoneme. good enough for me < 1365375186 360421 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have once made up a set of symbols that overlap so one means voiced, one is medial, one is post-alevolar, one is fricatives, whatever, one for consonants and one for vowels (which works differently), rather than using letters of the alphabet like IPA use < 1365375190 655122 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway I think I mostly meant a change in stress. Making the "co" very distinct. < 1365375205 613934 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :but even IPA is only an approximation of the actual sounds, and many sounds that have the same IPA symbol may not sound the same < 1365375210 284549 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: that sounds like it could be better < 1365375238 149591 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that's how Hangul works. < 1365375251 627331 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: well yeah, it's phonemes, not sounds. < 1365375256 716654 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, the actual names of sounds are fairly easy to learn < 1365375262 948095 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Yes, I know that is what I think better too < 1365375271 377501 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is why I did it. < 1365375421 176022 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : Also, it's Ig Noble. <-- no it's Ig Nobel hth < 1365375427 564900 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Coincide, the killing of coins. < 1365375943 916389 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1365375988 947368 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1365376619 11879 :Mathnerd626!~quassel@palevsky-223-221.rh.uchicago.edu QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365377079 638161 :Mathnerd626!~quassel@palevsky-223-221.rh.uchicago.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1365377484 67349 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think Esoteric Verilog is more than Turing complete < 1365377758 596541 :sgo38!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm hungry < 1365377765 470593 :sgo38!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I have things I need to do < 1365377979 414980 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-34.wireless.umd.edu QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1365378831 305805 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre NICK :Nisstyre < 1365378934 494379 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo hello | iconv -t baudot < 1365378936 246400 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :iconv: conversion to `baudot' is not supported \ Try `iconv --help' or `iconv --usage' for more information. < 1365378938 960745 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1365378997 569911 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-35-243.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh that's where "baud" is from neat < 1365379038 926182 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're named after the same person yeah < 1365379070 933128 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is there no unit named the shannon :/