00:00:15 I'm proud to host a new year's eve for a number of people, including Rolf Henrik and Thomas Monrad Erlandsen 00:00:40 and I'm more than sure that they will outdrink me tonight 00:01:19 OKAY 00:02:20 happy UTC new year 00:02:40 nooga: who 00:02:46 1 hour late 00:02:51 elliott: whe who 00:02:56 damn 00:02:58 who who 00:03:12 elliott: he's abducted some norwegians, clearly 00:03:21 and are forcing them to drink 00:03:25 *is 00:03:49 i think they will kill me for another one tbh 00:07:30 High-voltage alcohol sounds dangerous. 00:07:35 What counts as some? 00:09:30 high voltage is 40%-60% 00:09:46 -!- Tod-Autojoined2 has joined. 00:09:47 -!- Tod-Autojoined has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 00:10:04 you should know, as a Finnish 00:10:34 help i'm starting to like the taste of champagne 00:10:56 woops 00:10:58 The taste of change. 00:11:06 oh no 00:11:10 Phantom_Hoover: gross we're no longer friends 00:11:15 Phantom_Hoover: puke instntly 00:11:39 i've never had the champagne 00:11:51 elliott, it's not my fault i was forced to drink it from an early age 00:11:58 are you seriosu monqy ? 00:12:04 serious* 00:12:06 forced? 00:12:24 i've never had the champagne either... 00:12:37 social conventions 00:12:40 cheers droogies 00:12:57 yes im serious 00:13:09 hagb4rd: cheers nolifes 00:13:38 ^rot13 nolifes 00:13:39 abyvsrf 00:13:53 ^rot13 cheers 00:13:53 purref 00:16:34 a pierdole 00:17:19 spoko nooga 00:17:25 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 00:17:59 no nie wątpie 00:18:14 hey it's 2013 00:18:30 happy new one greyknight 00:18:54 hm I'm not sure what to do with this year 00:19:16 make it 2x more awesome than the previous one 00:19:21 * GreyKnight tries to eat it 00:19:58 If you eat it, nobody else will have it. 00:20:00 idea: a rot13-like cypher that rot10-encodes the consonants and rot3-encodes the vowels: http://codepad.org/wX3YL1lI 00:21:49 http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numberwang_%28brainfuck_derivative%29 00:21:58 Zzzz 00:22:15 is meant to produce code that appears extremely random and impossible to understand 00:22:24 increment (increase by one) 00:22:36 wow... 00:22:58 it's literally the most boring esolang and this is coming from the guy who made zeptobasic 00:24:34 meh 00:25:18 I thought Numberwang was something else... wait, that's a different Numberwang? 00:25:57 there is also http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numberwang 00:26:05 meeeeeh 00:26:12 fuick 00:26:13 fizzie: it's a spoof gameshow 00:26:16 that's pretty funny 00:26:18 -!- Nisstyre-laptop has quit (Quit: Leaving). 00:26:51 I know (FSVO) of that, but I was thinking of that other esolang. 00:28:44 it's not really a "spoof gameshow" given that it isn't actually a real gameshow 00:29:00 gameshow spoof 00:30:29 "spoof" means things are real :-I 00:31:00 ^rot13 spoof 00:31:01 fcbbs 00:31:13 like a spoof but it's just in your head 00:34:33 ^rot13 2013 00:34:35 2013 00:35:53 GreyKnight: *GASP* 00:35:58 ^rot13 GASP 00:35:59 TNFC 00:38:09 -!- ion has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 00:39:05 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 00:39:41 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 00:41:00 -!- ion has joined. 00:48:38 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 00:51:02 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 00:53:13 `quote 00:53:14 587) fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. 00:55:45 if jits were strings, compilers would ride 00:58:33 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 01:01:53 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 01:05:21 Huh, weird. This popular Finnish computers-etc. shop is selling fancy Norwegian bottled water. 01:06:32 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voss_(water) "three blindfolded wine experts rated Voss water lowest of the six waters tested, which included Helsinki public tap water" but why would you ask a wine expert to test water? 01:07:21 They couldn't find bottled water experts 01:07:39 I suppose we're such a small place, that might be difficult. 01:07:46 I'm sure there are some American bottled water experts. 01:07:50 gosh, a sample size of *three* 01:08:04 -!- asiekierka has joined. 01:08:21 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 01:08:37 The funniest, these guys are speaking of the waters just like I imagine they'd be speaking of wines. 01:08:41 Sadly, the article is in Finnish. 01:09:01 happy megasecond 1357! 01:09:13 "Secondary water is pretty much translucent spring day in suitable adjectives, such as fresh and bright and tangy, thinking about the new house." Yeah, there's something lost in translation there, I'd say. 01:10:39 `frink 1357 megaseconds -> year 01:10:48 43.001653617620127899 01:10:59 wines? 01:11:02 `run date +%s 01:11:04 > 2013 - 43 01:11:04 1357002663 01:11:06 1970 01:11:16 OKAY 01:11:27 YAKO 01:11:52 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 01:11:57 Party like it's 1357e6? 01:12:14 megaseconds are a bit short for partying 01:12:36 rpc8ecc 01:12:44 `frink 1 megasecond -> days 01:12:53 625/54 (approx. 11.574074074074074) 01:13:11 At least you can have a party reasonably often. 01:13:20 why are you people such nerds 01:13:26 (Or maybe a megasecond-long party?) 01:13:40 nooga: shush, you are still drunk 01:13:40 fizzie: "thinking about the new house" 01:13:41 really good 01:13:52 drunk or not 01:14:14 I'm completely capable of understanding you all 01:14:17 and 01:14:28 you are not half as think as we drunk you are? 01:14:29 I had a great time tonight 01:14:41 elliott: Actually, the guy's surname is "Uusitalo", lit. "Newhouse". 01:14:53 half as we you think 01:14:53 fizzie: fuck you for ruining that for m 01:14:54 e 01:14:57 i hate you 01:15:17 It's what I do. 01:18:33 -!- WeThePeople has joined. 01:22:23 love it 01:24:39 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 01:27:25 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 01:28:34 is nooga drunk enough to start creating BF derivatives :-I 01:32:55 -!- etb has joined. 01:36:16 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 01:36:38 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 01:39:26 GreyKnight: shush 01:40:07 when your brain cannot be usefully distinguished from a brick, you are drunk enough 01:41:19 I think you underestimate my capabilities 01:41:44 `frink 1 year -> second 01:41:51 3.1556925974678400e+7 01:42:00 brb 01:42:14 i have to throw my macbook at my brother 01:46:23 -!- nooga has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 01:46:59 fizzie: oh wow, the plot for anticipation2's tape position heatmap is neat 01:47:01 you can see the tripwires 01:58:13 :t (>->) 01:58:15 Not in scope: `>->' 01:58:15 Perhaps you meant one of these: 01:58:15 `>>' (imported from Control.Monad.Writer), 01:59:18 @hoogle (>.>) 01:59:19 No results found 01:59:24 @hoogle (<.<) 01:59:24 No results found 01:59:39 (\o\) 02:00:01 Jafet: i was (implausibly) checking if the new pipes library had been imported to lambdabot 02:00:25 * elliott hopes it isn't. 02:01:44 because you don't like pipes, or because you think lambdabot should be restricted to ubiquitous stuff? 02:02:00 well maybe a bit of both 02:02:18 I like lens in lambdabot, not convinced any sort of pipey conduity library would be useful 02:06:43 loud pipes save lives 02:09:29 -!- nooga has joined. 02:14:11 -!- nooga has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 02:18:25 -!- nooga has joined. 02:28:22 -!- Jafet has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 02:31:20 fungot: wisdom please 02:31:21 oerjan: mr president, commissioner, ladies and gentlemen, changing this matter could be formalised because cuba was not present in a special group, namely girls and women in these countries. 02:31:54 obviously. 02:34:08 -!- nooga has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 02:51:50 -!- copumpkin has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 02:52:23 -!- copumpkin has joined. 02:53:38 it would be nice if fungot were able to learn something by talking to people in the channel. we could implement some simple heuristics and a few syntax patterns like statements (e.g.: "bood is red"; "red is a color"), or conditionals like ("if you jump into water, you get wet") etc 02:53:40 hagb4rd: mr president, commissioner, first may i also ask you to think a little about it coming as i do with the fact that parliament now has a 220 fnord middle class and is responsible for coordinating humanitarian aid to the economic and monetary affairs, on the current debate raging in america, the philippines. while protesting peacefully against the erection of a fnord military force ( article 17 of the eu' s member states 02:54:38 the erection of a fnord military force sounds like a grevious matter indeed. 02:54:39 with time fungot could be able to make relations between objects/verbs 02:54:41 hagb4rd: madam president, by way of question, is that this parliament has always shown willingness to set up a new method of certification was also introduced, which caused extremely widespread damage, both to restate and to demand access to medical care.' the states: ' we must continue with these meetings for as long as it is that future action will include an examination of the current council presidency's suggestion that we 02:54:52 "let's use a neural network" 02:55:25 sth like that 02:55:49 but maybe less sophisticated 02:56:21 a dendrite network 02:56:32 i'd like the idea of starting it from scratch at least for training/learning issues 02:58:11 and keep things at basic level 02:58:54 let's use 02:59:00 genetic algorithms 02:59:08 and fractals 03:00:15 a neural network wired to a support vector machine wired to a fractal genetic algorithm wired to a guy in Bangladesh who gets 3¢ for each right answer 03:00:24 I'd just import Mentifex's AI MIND into it if it came to that. 03:00:27 lol 03:00:37 -!- Frooxius has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 03:00:48 -!- Jafet has joined. 03:01:41 @google Mentifex's AI MIND 03:01:42 http://www.nothingisreal.com/mentifex_faq.html 03:01:42 Title: The Arthur T. Murray/Mentifex FAQ 03:03:16 "Murray claims that Mind is an artificial mind which is capable of thought, sentience, and linguistic communication. At the moment, however, it does not appear to do anything except spew meaningless and ungrammatical strings of words." <-- doesn't sound promising at all 03:03:19 i'm always disappointed that the full glory of his TLD proposal isn't on there 03:03:37 hagb4rd: nonsense, he's already up to the latest in befunge-oriented ircbot engineering 03:04:04 fungot: Say something meaningful. 03:04:05 fizzie: mr president, ladies and gentlemen, i would like to say to the honourable member who appealed for a special unit for work-related health problems in general. 03:04:53 that's... I think I could diagram that as grammatical! better get to work mister ifex 03:05:08 fungot: red is a coulour 03:05:09 hagb4rd: madam president, the commission's communication also deals with the social and cultural life. the issue that mr sacr�deus is addressing. it has not been accepted, and we must follow the path which more than ever the development of an external strategy for areas in the european union 03:05:18 fizzie, man, that thing's from a time when 'meme' wasn't common parlance 03:05:21 fungot: what is red? 03:05:21 hagb4rd: mr president, a more efficient organisation for fighting against poverty and social exclusion are other issues. 03:05:26 hmm, when's the last time the president of the EU was a woman? 03:05:56 fizzie: also, is fungot in europarl mode rigged to always start "mr president" or "madam president"? 03:05:57 ais523: madam president, it is because too much ground has been given by parliament to the conclusions of the european union 03:06:05 or doe sit just do that because most of the sentences start like that? 03:06:17 ais523: i'd assume that's the president of the parliament 03:06:28 oerjan: hmm, which might be a different person? 03:06:31 I wouldn't be surprised if the answer was never 03:06:31 the EU is confusing 03:06:32 ais523: Not "rigged", it's just a natural consequence of the model. And it's not quite always. 03:06:35 fungot: i ain't the president of nothing mother fucker 03:06:36 but I didn't realise it was that confusing 03:06:36 Bike: mr president, i close my eyes and i had better not give in to the blackmail which says " if we do so. 03:06:42 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 03:06:49 ais523: i'm pretty sure they recently changed the system to add at least one more president 03:07:40 ais523: there were _3_ EU presidents accepting the nobel prize this year :P 03:08:08 one was the parliament one, which was the one i didn't know 03:08:12 oerjan: so basically, the rule of the EU 03:08:18 is that you make everyone a president 03:08:21 then there were barroso and rompuy[sp?] 03:08:24 I don't have a script for back-converting (or dumping models, or enough awakeness to peek at the binary data), otherwise I'd check the actual probabilities of starting with that. 03:08:31 so that you can use "mr president" or "madam president" despite not knowing their names 03:08:42 I imagine it could be awkward if you didn't know their genders (or if they weren't gender-binary people) 03:08:55 barroso is the president of the commision iirc 03:09:12 and rompuy is the new kind, who is sort of coordinating or something 03:09:16 is there a preferred honorific in place for our first nonbinary president? 03:09:34 Ser President. 03:09:37 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 03:09:56 isn't that too much like "sir", though 03:10:10 It's in use, for some values of use. 03:10:11 but anyway, since fungot is doing parliament speeches i assume e is referring to the president of the parliament. 03:10:12 oerjan: mr president, you are interpreting the text in front of the cars on fnord -the requirement that fuel consumption data be included in an annex to our rules of procedure, and so it is with specific reference to the fact that with this resolution. 03:10:30 hagb4rd: not sure, I know a few human beings who could be described that way 03:11:02 GreyKnight: what do you mean? 03:12:07 what do you refer to? 03:12:50 i'm lost :( 03:14:06 "There have been twenty-eight Presidents since the Parliament was created in 1952, thirteen of whom have served since the first Parliamentary election in 1979. Two Presidents have been women and most have come from the older member states." 03:14:53 -!- ais523 has quit. 03:15:05 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 03:15:24 -!- greyooze has joined. 03:15:33 hagb4rd: "At the moment, however, it does not appear to do anything except spew meaningless and ungrammatical strings of words." 03:15:48 Simone Veil 1979-1983, Nicole Fontaine 1999-2002 03:15:57 ^style 03:15:57 Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld europarl* ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube 03:16:03 ^style europarl 03:16:03 Selected style: europarl (European Parliament speeches during approx. 1996-2006) 03:16:15 that would appear to be the latter, then 03:16:25 you should know that the president of the E.U. is just the guy shaking many hands having no power at all 03:16:38 "guy", you say 03:16:51 hagb4rd: that's probably rompuy then 03:18:46 -!- greyooze has changed nick to GreyKnight. 03:19:43 oh my mistake, the EU actually has _four_ presidents, one of them just wasn't at the nobel award 03:19:52 lol 03:19:54 hagb4rd, don't eat the lies! the president's hand is implanted with a small taser to keep the heads of state in line 03:19:57 or wasn't speaking, anyway 03:20:30 oh wait no 03:20:40 one of them is a country, not a person :P 03:20:47 (currently cyprus) 03:21:57 mr:0.598 madam:0.143 i:0.069 the:0.051 we:0.011 and the other 335 possible initial words have frequencies <1%. 03:22:17 and also there's three of them, the current, previous and next one 03:22:19 (Disclaimer: fungot might be implementing the selection algorithm wrong.) 03:22:20 fizzie: various points should be made very clear and strict regulations would eliminate the southern states. these questions can be summarised as follows: the council should accept the wonderful job done by the spanish fleet. it began to fish scorpion fish gallineta in spanish in november and december of 1995 that the commission will work with optimum efficiency. that is why we welcome the debate which arose out of turkey' s po 03:22:25 Ha! 03:22:56 fungot...you got cut off.... 03:22:57 monqy: mr president, adoption of the common organization of the market in question. the incoming irish presidency if it has binding legal status its content must, of course, that we can support the report, namely paragraph 59, in particular the idea that only a rigorous budgetary framework set until 2006, because there are regions, such as whether the threshold should be higher than the ospar value, to wit, the burden of proof 03:23:12 fungot.......... 03:23:12 mlsqn: mr president, i would like to take this opportunity of describing to you on behalf of the committee on budgets. on 17 february, it was also agreed to draw up a policy for the pharmaceutical industry is essential for europe to maintain a balance between the united states 03:23:20 mlsqn, nice 03:23:45 "various" has a frequency of approximately 0.000059834. (1/16713, to be exact.) 03:24:41 wait it may not actually be previous and next, but ... darn it. 03:24:54 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 03:25:20 fizzie: why is it mlsqn... 03:25:24 monqy: imo /nick mlsqn 03:25:58 elliott: that corruption thing that happens sometimes when it cuts off(that's why i said fungot i wanted the corruptions) 03:25:59 monqy: mr president, on behalf of mr bertens our distinguished rapporteur on cyprus. peace and tranquillity in the balkans. and then the uk. in each case. we are living in direct danger and fear, are being prevented from taking what in a lot of energy can contribute towards our progress to date in ireland under the community support frameworks, when we ought to remind ourselves of the appalling attack on madrid, which is not be 03:26:07 Because the message was sent by "mlsqn!~oe:monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net". 03:26:16 there's an 18-month trio, each country of which is president for 6 months. 03:26:27 Europarl is probably the most likely dataset to cause corruption, APPROPRIATELY ENOUGH. 03:27:03 monqy: yeah i know but... 03:27:46 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 03:28:47 fungot for president 03:28:48 Jafet: mr president, i would like to remind the commission, we also said that it would be useful if the presidency explained this to him personally and have it recognized in the european union's democratic principles like any other place such as algeciras to mention the kyoto objective, to which he replied that he could reply that the commission has recently put forward a number of years to cover their repayment. this is in pla 03:28:55 which actually means that country pay the bills at the cocktail-parties in this period 03:29:07 fungot five president 03:29:08 Jafet: mr president, commissioner vitorino, feel really has been somewhat abandoned by the world health organisation claims. this is the cornerstone of the union institutions will respond in a moment. i would therefore ask you to look into the matter once and for all purposes should be deducted from capital to prevent the influx and concentration of the population, together with a sensible judicial system. we take your words to 03:30:47 so, that's how it works 03:30:56 fungot: tell me about politics 03:30:57 hagb4rd: mr president, i think it is much less willing to bow to the majority of the people who suffer from genetic and other medical centres. over six million diagnoses are made annually in europe. 03:31:05 it works! 03:31:26 http://sprunge.us/fGjM look at it go. 03:31:45 those horrible genetic centres 03:32:35 We need medical centres for medical centres 03:39:01 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 03:40:51 For comparison, most likely opening words for ^style irc: i:0.108 POPAREN:0.028 the:0.028 and:0.027 you:0.026 but:0.025 it:0.025 what:0.021 it's:0.019 so:0.018 i'm:0.017 that:0.015 if:0.014 UNK:0.014 that's:0.012 PODQUOT:0.010 is:0.010 how:0.010 and then it goes <1%. 03:41:02 ("POPAREN" is a "(".) 03:42:27 -!- Vorpal has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 03:43:22 fungot: ("unk 03:43:23 Jafet: ladies and gentlemen, i would ask the commission to make proposals for further improvement. but, madam president-in-office of the council, making way for his opponent and probably lawfully elected successor, vojislav kostunica, without any opportunity to present his views on these legal issues. 03:43:49 @google vojislav kostunica 03:43:51 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vojislav_Ko%C5%A1tunica 03:43:51 Title: Vojislav Koštunica - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 03:44:13 I may have to sleeb, it's 05:44am already in here. 03:45:59 fizzie: lame 03:48:21 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 03:50:22 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Sleeb is für the week). 03:51:38 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 03:52:39 Weep for the sleek 03:54:11 ^style fungot 03:54:12 Selected style: fungot (What I've said myself) 03:54:23 fungot style 03:54:24 Jafet: perhaps, if i could but learn is when you're fairies, you know, that thing. what you have? transform! this trading house. it's 03:54:56 awful 03:55:37 I wonder what fungot converges to. 03:55:38 Jafet: or is it just me, or i: yet, you rogue! 04:02:34 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 04:06:08 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 04:06:27 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Client Quit). 04:06:43 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 04:20:56 -!- Jafet has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 04:23:51 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 04:25:25 -!- copumpkin has quit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.). 04:26:50 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 05:02:03 happy EST new year! 05:05:51 yeee 05:06:13 kmc: fuck EST 05:06:13 fuck life 05:06:17 fuck everything 05:07:35 no man no 05:08:59 yes 05:11:34 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 05:12:18 -!- greyooze has joined. 05:12:21 -!- greyooze has changed nick to GreyKnight. 05:12:30 * GreyKnight shoots elliott with a firework -----==> 05:12:55 don't fuck a wood chipper 05:18:14 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 05:21:28 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 05:23:03 -!- nooodl has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 05:24:55 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 05:29:57 oh 05:37:28 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 06:40:23 yes indeed 06:40:26 `quote 06:40:31 302) (im not a lawyer) (im just making stuff up 06:40:35 `quote 06:40:36 688) Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. 06:40:38 `quote 06:40:40 6) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. 06:40:42 `quote 06:40:43 692) "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith so that you can legally own lockpicks Did I mention when I want 06:40:43 `quote 06:40:45 451) elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. 06:58:34 -!- asiekierka has quit (Excess Flood). 07:00:37 -!- asiekierka has joined. 07:06:20 `quote 07:06:21 282) I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. 07:17:02 is this slomo quoting 07:19:37 did 692 get cut off 07:22:20 yes 07:47:56 -!- WeThePeople has quit (Quit: Leaving). 08:09:06 -!- Bike has quit (Quit: sleep). 08:22:53 -!- sebbu has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 08:23:23 -!- sebbu has joined. 08:36:54 [mp3float @ 0x7fb7575fb400]big_values too big 08:38:41 error: 'long long long' is too long for GCC 08:59:11 -!- zzo38 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 09:11:58 -!- etb has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 09:31:17 -!- sirdancealot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 09:40:36 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 09:40:57 -!- sebbu2 has quit (Changing host). 09:40:57 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 09:43:53 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 10:02:07 -!- Jafet has joined. 10:53:53 -!- asiekierka has quit (Excess Flood). 10:54:00 -!- asiekierka has joined. 11:02:18 `log Did I mention when I want 11:02:49 2013-01-01.txt:06:40:43: 692) "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith so that you can legally own lockpicks `pastelog Did I mention when I want 11:05:27 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.4822 11:09:56 `help 11:09:56 Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ 11:14:14 -!- nooga has joined. 11:40:06 `stat help 11:40:08 stat: cannot stat `help': No such file or directory 11:40:15 `run which help 11:40:17 No output. 11:44:00 `ls bin 11:44:01 ? \ @ \ ＷＥＬＣＯＭＥ \ addquote \ allquotes \ anonlog \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ hatesgeo \ interp \ joustreport \ jousturl \ json \ karma \ karma- \ karma+ \ learn \ log \ logurl \ lua \ luac \ luarocks \ luarocks-admin \ macro \ maketext \ marco \ No \ pastaquote \ paste \ pastefortune 11:52:52 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 11:53:02 hello 11:54:04 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Client Quit). 11:54:25 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 11:58:57 `ls 11:58:58 bin \ canary \ egobot.tar.xz \ etc \ factor \ factor-linux-x86-64-0.95.tar.gz \ foo \ foo.err \ foo.out \ ibin \ ibins \ interps \ karma \ lib \ luabuild \ luafilesystem-1.6.2-1.rockspec \ luafilesystem-1.6.2-1.src.rock \ luarocks.err \ luarocks.out \ paste \ penlight-1.0.0-1.rockspec \ penlight-1.0.0-1.src.rock \ quotes \ quotese \ share \ wisdom 11:59:44 `ls bin > help.txt 11:59:45 ls: cannot access bin > help.txt: No such file or directory 12:00:24 `ls paste 12:00:25 paste.10030 \ paste.1009 \ paste.1013 \ paste.1014 \ paste.10183 \ paste.10198 \ paste.10249 \ paste.10325 \ paste.10348 \ paste.10378 \ paste.10571 \ paste.10590 \ paste.10605 \ paste.10757 \ paste.10835 \ paste.10941 \ paste.10997 \ paste.11095 \ paste.11100 \ paste.11140 \ paste.11204 \ paste.11295 \ paste.11427 \ paste.11437 \ paste.11439 \ pas 12:00:41 `ls bin > /paste/help.txt 12:00:43 ls: cannot access bin > /paste/help.txt: No such file or directory 12:01:06 `ls bin >| /paste/help.txt 12:01:07 ls: cannot access bin >| /paste/help.txt: No such file or directory 12:11:30 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 12:17:13 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 12:18:45 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 12:23:05 `pwd 12:23:06 /hackenv 12:23:29 `ls bin > paste/help.txt 12:23:31 ls: cannot access bin > paste/help.txt: No such file or directory 12:34:40 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7AsYxY6nz4 <-- good ol` caleb quotes 12:34:59 quit 12:35:04 -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). 12:48:07 -!- sebbu2 has changed nick to sebbu. 13:24:05 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 14:15:55 -!- nooodl has joined. 14:53:05 -!- WeThePeople has joined. 15:02:40 http://chrisdone.com/z/ 15:19:09 -!- mig22 has joined. 15:20:29 -!- carado has joined. 15:29:31 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 15:34:33 -!- copumpkin has joined. 15:57:52 -!- Frooxius has joined. 16:22:07 -!- etb has joined. 16:22:27 -!- etb has quit (Client Quit). 16:22:31 -!- flood0r2 has joined. 16:23:04 -!- flood0r2 has changed nick to etb. 17:07:46 -!- Bike has joined. 17:17:13 -!- sebbu has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 17:17:41 -!- sebbu has joined. 17:35:11 -!- Taneb has joined. 17:45:18 "We have DOS, Windows, OS/2, XENIX, and NT. It's Microsoft against Microsoft against Microsoft against Microsoft." 17:45:23 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Read error: No route to host). 17:45:52 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 17:50:12 Ugh, I commented on my Tumblr, it isn't showing up 17:50:24 I think maybe the Javascript won't show comments that look like they're from the future? 17:50:43 Because my computer's clock is a bit slow, when I initially posted it said "in 3 minutes" 17:50:59 You the Sgeo who posts about Lisp? 17:51:28 I've posted about Common Lisp and Clojure 17:51:56 Ok, my comment is flat out not showing up 17:52:03 Taneb, do you mean sgeo.tumblr.com ? That's me 17:52:39 -!- ais523 has joined. 17:53:22 It's not intended to be specifically about lisps 17:53:23 You now have one more follower! 17:53:26 :) 17:53:56 It's pretty much any programming stuff. If I become reinterested in Haskell and newly obsessed with Opa, that's what I'd be talking about 17:54:22 (Note: Opa is currently not a strong candidate for language obsession) 17:56:53 Dear Disqus: I would like to see my own comment please 18:05:33 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 18:05:46 nortti: Well, Microsoft did work a bit on OS/2 but after that it was all IBM 18:06:54 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 18:07:16 -!- sebbu2 has quit (Changing host). 18:07:16 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 18:08:53 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 18:09:49 -!- sebbu2 has changed nick to sebbu. 18:16:40 Sgeo, it makes a pleasant change from the Homestuck and Adventure Time currently filling my dash 18:16:58 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 18:16:58 -!- sebbu2 has quit (Changing host). 18:16:58 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 18:18:59 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 18:27:12 -!- sebbu has joined. 18:27:12 -!- sebbu has quit (Changing host). 18:27:12 -!- sebbu has joined. 18:27:55 -!- TeruFSX has joined. 18:28:41 -!- sebbu2 has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 18:32:52 -!- WeThePeople has quit (Quit: Leaving). 18:36:58 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 18:40:50 -!- asiekierka has quit (Excess Flood). 18:40:57 -!- asiekierka_ has joined. 18:59:54 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 19:02:36 * Sgeo hits Taneb with a Racket dye pack 19:02:42 (dye packs are a thing in Racket) 19:02:54 ok 19:03:28 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 19:04:39 -!- sebbu2 has changed nick to sebbu. 19:05:05 elliott, I am easily amused. 19:05:19 Nothing wrong with being easily amused, right? 19:07:36 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 19:08:47 -!- oerjan has joined. 19:10:41 05:06:13: fuck life 19:10:41 05:06:17: fuck everything 19:10:54 i'm afraid that's illegal in most countries, elliott 19:13:40 `quote 692 19:13:42 692) "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith so that you can legally own lockpicks Did I mention when I want 19:14:04 `quote 692 | fmt -w300 | tail -1 19:14:05 No output. 19:14:19 `quote 692 | fmt -w300 | tail -2 19:14:21 No output. 19:14:27 `run quote 692 | fmt -w300 | tail -1 19:14:29 can legally own lockpicks Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? 19:15:43 Gregor: maybe HackEgo needs a `more command like lambdabot 19:17:31 that quote used to display just fine in full 19:18:28 hm and HackEgo doesn't have a particularly long nick!uname@hostname 19:18:51 `run quote 692 | fmt -w400 19:18:54 692) "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith