< 1356480000 288683 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this... < 1356480010 343045 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-66-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: did I just blow your mind < 1356480017 237277 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Imagine we are smoking a bong has a MPE for these vitamin bong < 1356480017 492495 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :powders. Pretend you are smoking this dust in a pipe, the < 1356480017 676726 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :formula for this action is ElectPulse(Metabolism(MPE)) when < 1356480017 676940 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :we fake we are smoking a pipe we ElectPulse(x) and when we < 1356480017 677050 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :know what we are smoking we create gelatin(x) and the effect < 1356480019 767463 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :on our behavior is staggering. < 1356480027 5322 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: couple of minutes, then it becomes a rickroll < 1356480035 646947 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is even weirder than the time i saw terminator 2 as a gif < 1356480053 372931 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Baby Blue Dust(x) = Found youth. < 1356480061 53118 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Off White Dust(x) = Fertile dreams. < 1356480067 373661 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bright Green Dust(x) = Know all. < 1356480067 586134 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Light Blue Dust(x) = Animal romance. < 1356480075 409251 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl how did you find this < 1356480079 531286 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"We use the gelatin(x) function to mean chemical gelatin." < 1356480082 11791 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, seems reasonable < 1356480084 276064 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"This substance called Chemical Gelatin is the process the brain uses to transform meaning of words into chemicals." < 1356480088 82589 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: /prog/ < 1356480100 390196 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-66-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: SUDDEN LEFT TURN INTO CRAZYLAND < 1356480107 755481 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a world4ch textboard and well, the worst people on earth frequent it < 1356480113 256714 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :but sometimes you run into comedy gold like this < 1356480120 726808 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :itym true beauty < 1356480120 911232 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :(tdavis posts on /prog/ sometimes) < 1356480122 641283 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's more like a continuous rocket thrust through crazyland, greyknight < 1356480195 50783 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :#begin LastWish(x){ < 1356480197 707920 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :TARDIS(TransReverie(gelatin(DoneState(x)))) < 1356480208 320583 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should keep track of all the good prog threads < 1356480208 504144 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-66-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :RE: SparrowOS.BMP: I like how (a) .Z files use a custom compression format not supported by any other OS ever, and (b) the text file describing how to deal with them under Windows is itself a .Z < 1356480222 843080 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok i think i need to add "or poetry" to my list of possibilities < 1356480225 52079 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i'd say about 95% of them are bad, 3% meh, 2% good) < 1356480228 48292 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"good prog threads" < 1356480247 628074 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least for "WPP8: WORM++ PART 8 BUNDLES OF PROGRAMS" which seems to be a kind of standard library < 1356480254 211731 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: he has poetry on his tripod site and his facebook and/or wherever people were stocking him to < 1356480272 242890 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :stalking. < 1356480289 537263 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i used to read /prog/ in like uh < 1356480295 132536 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :many years ago < 1356480298 354276 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: well, worm.txt was posted in one thead so obviously there are good /prog/ threads < 1356480300 662698 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've never read /prog/ < 1356480302 824429 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-66-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: your speech transcriber is showing hth < 1356480303 840642 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(then i stopped because it became terrible rather than just really bad) < 1356480339 698833 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :THE 8 MAIN CAUSES OF DEATH < 1356480341 881168 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: depending on when you stopped reading it's now either "worse than terrible" or "a lot worse than terrible" < 1356480342 363796 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :07= Huge balls of confusing horror makes you laugh to death. < 1356480359 684486 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-66-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: that's not funny, my granda died that way >:-( < 1356480370 419812 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe, huge balls < 1356480439 881021 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-66-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait why isn't .Z-ness just a file attribute < 1356480473 945815 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-66-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :recycle the archive bit if needs be, not like anybody ever uses it :-U < 1356480952 702992 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-66-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"You probably know that arrogance, in computer science, is measured in nanodijkstras." -- Alan Kay < 1356481162 962469 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1356481632 919226 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu NICK :sebbu < 1356481971 81366 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-66-9.dab.02.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1356481978 822240 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-66-4.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356482021 794487 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-66-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have exactly 256 browser tabs < 1356482110 474292 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not many < 1356482125 820817 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've had over 700 open before < 1356482161 634788 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@fluttershy.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: ohai < 1356482190 652147 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-66-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :links on http://esolangs.org/wiki/4DL are dead :-( < 1356482311 424372 :azaq23!~derivecto@unaffiliated/azaq23 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1356482416 646800 :greyooze!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356482456 182658 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1356482523 148597 :greyooze!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Headache "You can only work with one stack at a time." Very first command listed operates on both stacks at the same time. < 1356482530 903155 :greyooze!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :-_- < 1356482550 879670 :greyooze!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(so do the second and fourth) < 1356482552 631157 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-66-4.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1356482561 848424 :greyooze!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net NICK :GreyKnight < 1356482595 985259 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and fifth, and sixth, and tenth, and eleventh... < 1356482650 10048 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it says /you/ can only work with one stack at a time, says nothing about the language itself!!! < 1356482664 594549 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :There should be a language where you can only operate on all five stacks at the same time < 1356482691 936499 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Category:Shameful < 1356482717 229087 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Hello World (Branchless)" a great achievement for a hello world < 1356482740 598315 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it specifies "GNU Cat" as if it's going to have all the options < 1356482827 403999 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.sparrowos.com/Wb/Doc/TrivialSolutions.html#l1 oh my < 1356482868 288389 :azaq23!~derivecto@unaffiliated/azaq23 JOIN :#esoteric < 1356482897 905174 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :«Music is done with an elegant one-voice notation.» oh now that ain't cool < 1356482922 69275 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :40+ year old person who still lists their SAT score < 1356482925 596149 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it isn't 1600 < 1356482974 226997 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh he has a subreddit < 1356482993 423181 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :«SparrowOS V1.01 Released: Compiler has built-in "result" variable similar to "this" in C++» < 1356482996 979888 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: try the 4DL page again now :) < 1356482998 176107 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there a category on the wiki for esolangs that have syntax like normal programming languages? < 1356483013 687295 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.reddit.com/r/SparrowOS/comments/11kmm9/sparrowos_v101_released_compiler_has_builtin/ ohhhh myyyyy < 1356483014 119107 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or anything but the worn out "every character is a command like brainfuck" < 1356483019 209533 :nortti!~juhani@nano.smar.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you seen gnu hello? < 1356483027 747963 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"PS/2 keyboard/mouse is used instead of USB, also more compatible." what < 1356483051 41295 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: butbut parsing is hard :'( < 1356483053 552986 :Taneb!~nathan@host-2-97-145-155.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, I think that's what people use "high level" for < 1356483059 446365 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sigh < 1356483068 366697 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: i think that's not it even < 1356483070 75481 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm honestly pretty lost on what this has to do with C++ < 1356483082 457208 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :other than that... it's a reserved word, i guess? < 1356483097 472239 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.sparrowos.com/Wb/Doc/Acknowledgements.html#l1 <-- wait, first paragraph implies this is a commercial product < 1356483102 460768 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: "every character is a command" is good for when you don't want parsers to get in the way < 1356483160 994653 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: well, you can download it free. < 1356483167 843740 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it's shareware, in true DOS fashion. < 1356483211 777822 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :«God told me to stick with 640x480x16 color and kept me from blindly making child windows like Windows. Instead, I made one window per task with no child windows. He also guided my progress, very obviously.» elliott's right, this is worrying... < 1356483226 724507 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: thats not nearly the most worrying thing hes said by a long way < 1356483240 570403 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm sure < 1356483251 855726 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i received similar insights when i was working on that boot sector demo < 1356483258 900495 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :he liked to post random words his program generated "from god" as reddit comments and also had "CIA is watching me"-style rants on twitter < 1356483265 41643 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :er as in streams of random words < 1356483294 982555 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it does exactly what he claims, the "most trivial solution" < 1356483316 659745 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: i actually like that "result" thing, it is sort of declarative! < 1356483324 190544 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay i only kind of like it < 1356483331 769999 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :whether or not that is a good idea is an exercise for the reader :-P < 1356483391 295035 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: i think algol w did something like it? you assigned to a variable with the name of the function, and that'd be the value returned < 1356483412 207892 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: some BASICs do that < 1356483413 117010 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :some BASICs do that too < 1356483420 703149 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION glares at ais523 < 1356483424 795039 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, algol 60, apparently. not like i know algol beyond knuth < 1356483430 901272 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: pascal does that i think < 1356483536 327998 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Buttons are widgets, not child windows." <-- how innovative! < 1356483668 31190 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: indeed < 1356483675 865576 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're windows in Windows, or at least always used to be < 1356483724 259709 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thank god God was there to steer him right. < 1356483854 292842 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: wait what < 1356483864 607807 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: really < 1356483875 508321 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :some sort of button window class < 1356483888 888918 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1356483889 72744 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1356483900 145835 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :um, i thought buttons and things were sometimes subwindows in X too. < 1356483917 235792 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but but why < 1356483935 552298 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why not? < 1356483962 40148 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a window is just a probably-box-shaped thing to render to < 1356483980 438602 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :funny how the internet is a small place sometimes < 1356484024 169484 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so wait are all widgets subwindows in Windows? < 1356484028 83372 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i read an article critiquing the world health organization's metrics for parasite treatment programs < 1356484035 105772 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the first comment is by gwern and mentions haskell < 1356484063 606048 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what article is that? (and what could that possibly have to do with haskell) < 1356484065 651838 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if so that OS's name just got a whole lot more appropriate < 1356484065 836217 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"it's windows all the way down" < 1356484105 346901 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://blog.givewell.org/2011/09/29/errors-in-dcp2-cost-effectiveness-estimate-for-deworming/ < 1356484117 278183 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the connection between the two is "excel sucks" < 1356484123 958161 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok i lied when i said i read this article < 1356484133 791159 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so how'd you get to it? < 1356484147 34376 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :more like i spent 5 seconds looking at it and then trusted the smart people at givewell to do their jobs so i don't have to < 1356484169 643058 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :got to it by following links from givewell's writeup of Schistosomiasis Control Initiative which is their #3 charity < 1356484188 114780 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"That spreadsheet contains five separate errors that, when corrected, shift the estimated cost effectiveness of deworming from $3.41 to $326.43." ah, accounting < 1356484211 449670 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lies, damned lies, and accountancy < 1356484247 80724 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, did i make a function to get me a tree of x windows < 1356484352 397830 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i dislike givewell for something but i forget what entirely < 1356484375 624429 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i don't remember enough X to do this again do I < 1356484445 160839 :greyooze!~GK@dab-crx1-h-50-1.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356484456 49967 :greyooze!~GK@dab-crx1-h-50-1.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote ok i lied when i said i read this article < 1356484459 679350 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :886) ok i lied when i said i read this article < 1356484471 812897 :greyooze!~GK@dab-crx1-h-50-1.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :foo < 1356484473 502783 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: oh if you find out, let me know < 1356484482 337096 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so what is givewell < 1356484497 685745 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.givewell.org/ < 1356484500 73346 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-86-9.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1356484502 224943 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, charity accuracy gizmo < 1356484504 994019 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :alternatively read the sidebar kmc linked < 1356484508 562242 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :not really accuracy < 1356484514 482363 :greyooze!~GK@dab-crx1-h-50-1.dab.02.net NICK :GreyKnight < 1356484519 167033 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :charity suckiness gizmo < 1356484519 666712 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :they recommend charities based on analyses < 1356484526 685014 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they try to determine the best few charities on a strict utilitarian basis < 1356484533 789969 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it's not just about whether the charities are lying or whatever < 1356484541 147138 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but also about how much good they do per dollar < 1356484544 439706 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and whether they can use more money < 1356484551 434129 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1356484564 755361 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so they probably rate the go around taking worms out of people's feet charity higher than TOMS < 1356484572 775947 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's TOMS < 1356484600 607933 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're a shoe company. «When Toms sells a pair of shoes a pair of shoes is given to an impoverished child, and when Toms sells a pair of eyewear, part of the profit is used to save or restore the eyesight for people in developing countries.» < 1356484612 375742 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :topiary orgasm mechanisation service < 1356484616 668512 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :they help trees breed < 1356484632 291312 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they've been criticized for destroying economies and bla bla < 1356484632 785342 :mekeor!~user@dslb-092-074-091-111.pools.arcor-ip.net QUIT :Quit: not anymore < 1356484643 258332 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but what about the trees < 1356484649 992838 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck trees. < 1356484692 245204 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-crx1-h-50-1.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: I'd think splinters would be a problem... < 1356484715 455929 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think worms usually hit people because they walk in shallow water < 1356484724 212946 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shallow and stagnant and all, i mean < 1356484862 574162 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the world's wealthiest non-profit foundation is IKEA < 1356484871 799353 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's the stupid world we live in < 1356484889 655252 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it... what? it is? < 1356484897 950182 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: tax evasion etc. < 1356484913 222318 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1356484932 265066 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :IKEA is largely owned by a Dutch non-profit dedicated "to promote and support innovation in the field of architectural and interior design" < 1356484936 594011 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA#Corporate_structure < 1356484937 524252 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pfff < 1356484945 879353 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also when i googled it the first thing i got were some news articles about a monkey < 1356484954 880880 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which pays salaries and gives "grants" to ikea designers and what-not < 1356484962 82120 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think this has actually backfired on them though < 1356484969 544685 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :because they can't exfiltrate money quickly enough < 1356484978 600802 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...wow, what the fuck is this < 1356484990 864141 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The ownership of Inter IKEA Systems is exceedingly complicated and, ultimately, uncertain." < 1356485024 121228 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Good night < 1356485044 693444 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :«In the 2008 Sichuan earthquake in China, IKEA Beijing sold an alligator toy for 40 yuan (US$5.83, €3.70) with all income going to the children in the earthquake struck area» hooray < 1356485049 37948 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@fluttershy.pl QUIT :Excess Flood < 1356485068 779415 :Taneb!~nathan@host-2-97-145-155.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :SO... nobody knows who owns IKEA < 1356485084 777199 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have a theory. I think it's those rich guys. < 1356485090 468087 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes I like how it basically says "IKEA is owned by uh... someone" < 1356485100 698840 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"it's complicated" < 1356485118 854409 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@fluttershy.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1356485131 189816 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-crx1-h-50-1.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"but they're totally philanthropists" < 1356485471 250131 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1356485619 907935 :WeThePeople!~WeThePeop@63.91.27.121 JOIN :#esoteric < 1356485664 496294 :Taneb!~nathan@host-2-97-145-155.as13285.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1356485712 115261 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :obviously IKEA is owned by Majestic-12 < 1356485825 152871 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-crx1-h-50-1.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1356485863 139341 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-crx1-h-50-9.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356486387 616919 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the beijing - guangzhou high speed rail line opened today < 1356486391 608982 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :longest high speed line in the world < 1356486492 208587 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :we need trans-siberian maglev < 1356486534 804042 :nortti!~juhani@nano.smar.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :why? < 1356486595 569520 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is a planned 300km+ maglev line in Japan < 1356486596 397932 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C5%AB%C5%8D_Shinkansen < 1356486602 880047 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh, so that we can cross the wastes at three hundred miles an hour, duh? < 1356486618 444658 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it incorporates the JR-Maglev test track :D < 1356486653 934045 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, a forty year old maglev track? < 1356486661 398794 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :japan is in the future < 1356486673 846840 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fifty years, then. < 1356486680 400792 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"JR Central aims to begin commercial service between Tokyo and Nagoya in 2027, with the Nagoya-Osaka section to be completed in 2045." < 1356486683 405813 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice long-term goals < 1356486705 120039 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"On November 16, 2004, it also set a world record for two trains passing each other at a combined speed of 1,026 km/h (638 mph)." < 1356486710 195013 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :if two trains pass each other at the speed of light... < 1356486714 483004 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that sounds terrifying < 1356486744 452580 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think once the trains get to a certain speed you might actually make people feel more comfortable by removing the windows < 1356486800 957594 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't that what they did with conchord jets, or was that just technical limitations < 1356486826 538949 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no idea < 1356486833 859400 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :concorde isn't it < 1356486853 269895 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :spelling is just the man's way of putting us down, man. < 1356486954 75050 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing to see up there though < 1356487006 723841 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Concorde was equipped with smaller windows to reduce the rate of loss in the event of a breach" < 1356487016 612951 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :reassuring! < 1356487018 755603 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is why Neo didn't fight the establishment in japan < 1356487059 897153 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sucks that they cancelled the concorde after one crash < 1356487074 909415 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reflecting the treaty between the French and British governments which led to Concorde's construction, the name Concorde is from the French word concorde (IPA: [kɔ̃kɔʁd]), which has an English equivalent, concord. Both words mean agreement, harmony or union. < 1356487080 99748 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :The aircraft was initially referred to in the UK as Concorde, with the French spelling, but was officially changed to Concord by Harold Macmillan in response to a perceived slight by Charles de Gaulle.[12] < 1356487084 112466 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :great concord there < 1356487084 310142 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :They cancelled it because it didn't make money < 1356487095 977946 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: wikipedia lists several other factors < 1356487101 752241 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :...it also says it was profitable :p < 1356487102 416672 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure, the accident was a convenient excuse < 1356487106 43396 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :still it was a major factor < 1356487124 948380 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :In 1967, at the French roll-out in Toulouse the British Government Minister for Technology, Tony Benn, announced that he would change the spelling back to Concorde.[12] This created a nationalist uproar that died down when Benn stated that the suffixed ⟨e⟩ represented "Excellence, England, Europe and Entente (Cordiale)." < 1356487129 951276 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :jesus christ < 1356487130 135124 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :degaulle just pisses everyone off, doesn't he < 1356487141 272154 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pfffff < 1356487145 541849 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's fantastic < 1356487154 758067 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the 60s: what??? what happened < 1356487181 243412 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like the idea of a "Europe" suffix being considered a positive nationalist thing in Britain < 1356487189 811400 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it was profitable until they had to pay the designers < 1356487211 572930 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, Britain and Europe are two distinct nations < 1356487228 172667 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :two countries separated by the english channel < 1356487252 195708 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :More than BBC separates these feuding families < 1356487276 993373 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :meanwhile the 747 has crashed like 50 times < 1356487299 934964 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-crx1-h-50-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Clubs, bills, and partisans! Strike! Beat them down! < 1356487343 30464 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think concorde still has one of the best safety rates per hour flown, but i'm not sure < 1356487363 371065 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's mainly because everyone, including idiots, use 747s < 1356487386 951804 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :possibly related to the fact that it didn't fly with Crazy Holiday Discount Airlines < 1356487398 621914 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also cars have crashed a billion times or so < 1356487490 717169 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :best billion out of two billion and one, i say < 1356488049 762296 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal JOIN :#esoteric < 1356488369 620723 :greyooze!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356488476 172237 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-crx1-h-50-9.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1356488563 223493 :greyooze!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net NICK :GreyKnight < 1356488931 435339 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1356489967 677027 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net QUIT :Quit: Reconnecting… < 1356489978 180426 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-1-5.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356490205 962520 :DH____!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Europe isn't a nation, just as NATO isn't a nation... < 1356490261 414509 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks for the info I had no idea! < 1356490291 420288 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@cust-101.ktknet.cz QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1356490315 886604 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the trams in tallinn will be free starting in 2013 < 1356490324 290114 :DH____!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION backs quietly into a corner in shame... < 1356490584 524438 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-1-5.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am the king of europe you are rong >:-( < 1356490926 716047 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Europe isn't a nation, just as Asia isn't a nation... < 1356490936 674997 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Europe ≠ the EU < 1356490987 662092 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :proof: the EU has a higher topological genus than Europe < 1356491023 158935 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has more holes? < 1356491031 881408 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1356491044 639234 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-1-5.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what are the holes currently anyway < 1356491050 199694 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :switzerland < 1356491057 19231 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :andorra < 1356491249 390363 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monaco, vatican city, san marino < 1356491265 137054 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :liechtenstein < 1356491361 377982 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh but monaco is on the coast < 1356491388 596255 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has low ranks in "where is monaco" < 1356491405 117534 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think everything i've learned about monaco is from Our Dumb World < 1356491455 514524 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc should play europe tetris < 1356491576 517689 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh, monaco is the densest country, even higher than singapore < 1356491632 782162 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about papal density, though < 1356491641 642446 :augur_!~augur@c-75-74-129-116.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356491690 924880 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote papal density < 1356491692 527001 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :paypal < 1356491693 72942 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :708) Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) < 1356491697 256101 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess Bike was probably referencing that < 1356491705 893968 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait I thought of a dumb joke < 1356491713 351997 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: yeah those singaporeans are really dense hah hah < 1356491722 585936 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the joke is it also means dumb) < 1356491738 351740 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :> cycle "HA" < 1356491739 378659 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :glad to waste your time, no problem, any time (ha I repeated the word "time") < 1356491739 914421 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... < 1356491776 257294 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's good to know what i'm referencing. < 1356491824 684211 :augur!~augur@c-75-74-129-116.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1356492017 161374 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :1.21 jiggapopes < 1356492026 911702 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@pontifex lol wtf #fail < 1356492027 98361 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1356492088 915118 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-1-5.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh Switzerland still isn't in Europe < 1356492096 801997 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-1-5.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :er the EU < 1356492134 785085 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there any expectation that they will be any time soon? < 1356492145 176792 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :because i don't see why they'd join < 1356492161 762584 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think they just don't want to share their chocolate < 1356492168 172937 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is a legit excuse < 1356492183 25777 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so legit. < 1356492204 248649 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 legit 2, um, join < 1356492224 687794 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unlike Belgians, who SOLD OUT < 1356492230 258432 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-1-5.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: peer pressure maybe? < 1356492255 383240 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :man the swiss didn't join anyone when they were being bombed by germans, they just ain't give a damn < 1356492257 612449 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the swiss don't join any organization like that ever < 1356492263 306699 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's one of the things they're famous for < 1356492270 713440 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 legit 2... nazi... something... < 1356492322 954723 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :The swiss don't really have peers < 1356492354 677335 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :The british used to, which explains their capitulation < 1356492366 301621 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i suppose the vatican's guards are swiss, too. maybe all the holes have a secret disorganization organization. < 1356492437 777607 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-1-5.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, Vatican City remains a hole because it's historically a very holey place B-) < 1356492467 502537 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the puuunnnsss < 1356492479 151924 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Camera cuts to skyline of the see < 1356492491 489830 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, no, someone needs to come up with one about swiss cheese first. < 1356492500 486321 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's too obvious though! < 1356492523 309282 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if it was obvious why hasn't it been made? checkmate atheists. < 1356493057 491540 :DH____!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1356493081 923535 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1356493140 581541 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they hella collaborated with the nazis though < 1356493153 760162 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nazis found it convenient to have banks in an ostensibly neutral country... < 1356493170 890581 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bike: i never knew that the nazis bombed swiss? are you sure? < 1356493179 423874 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yea < 1356493193 37235 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hagb4rd: yes, by accident < 1356493210 898274 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and they planned to take it over eventually because swiss people are german, but, you know, nazi plans < 1356493239 438759 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you have a source < 1356493245 138500 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :for this information? < 1356493256 998150 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, but wikipedia does! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombings_of_Switzerland_in_World_War_II < 1356493264 6088 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1356493282 611093 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wow there weren't any nazi ones < 1356493283 625035 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :derp < 1356493300 142473 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks like the nazis are even worse at executing their plans than you thought Bike < 1356493313 548029 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quite < 1356493325 180929 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :mssing the target by just a few countries :P < 1356493339 447585 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Tannenbaum oh, this is what i was thinking of < 1356493341 915119 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shit happens < 1356493342 99745 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Switzerland was a neutral country during World War II but adjacent to and at times completely surrounded by Axis countries. On several occasions Allied bombing raids hit targets in Switzerland resulting in fatalities and property damage." < 1356493346 615097 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"whoops, sorry, missed" < 1356493372 660263 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"a pimple on the face of europe", oh man < 1356493402 772627 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: it turns out that apparently when you bomb people at night and just invented radar you kind of have no damn idea where you are < 1356493452 837910 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :+you're head is full of pervitin (methyl-amphetamine) < 1356493479 113774 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"While Allied forces explained the causes of violations as navigation errors, equipment failure, weather conditions, and pilots’ errors, in Switzerland fear was expressed that some neutrality violations were intended to exert pressure on the country to end its economic cooperation with Nazi Germany." < 1356493484 98660 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"neutrality violations" < 1356493486 948656 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"whoops, sorry, missed. you know, have you ever really looked at your hands?" < 1356493494 930870 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the whole structure we build up around bombing the fuck out of people is amazing to me < 1356493510 599089 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think you mean Strategic Bombing < 1356493515 694698 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"sorry, we can't murder people in switzerland. they said they didn't want it" < 1356493545 640922 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how many people died, anyway. 21, from the article? < 1356493548 970604 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well..communication is everything < 1356493573 244436 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :switzerland you wuss, russia lost like four billion < 1356493580 901026 :DH____!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1356493584 449906 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well 21 people is like half of switzerland's population < 1356493622 599789 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay it's actually 0.0002625% < 1356493624 502255 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :close enough < 1356493629 576181 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess the other half were /really/ into selling nazis things if they overlooked the bombing then < 1356493647 147464 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well all the swiss do is spend lots of money < 1356493648 562504 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and shoot each other < 1356493657 941723 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and have a flag that's the wrong fucking shape < 1356493662 475547 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1356493668 972150 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nepal does too... is it a mountain thing < 1356493673 206353 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also: which kind is giger < 1356493741 867102 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1356493749 339641 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :look i just write the theories < 1356493753 253920 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the evidence-gathering is up to you < 1356493756 901707 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, bhutan's is the right shape, but there's a pretty kitschy dragon on it < 1356493790 562125 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess they are into direct democracy because you can't really sustain a government with 42 people < 1356493803 216283 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i... can't think of any other mountain countries? at least, ones that are tiny < 1356493814 391218 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: wtf are you talking about, that dragon is metal as hell < 1356493853 453775 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i must respectfully disagree, and furthermore postulate that you are in fact fucked < 1356493870 555858 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1356493900 158719 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh jesus is it carrying fruit < 1356493944 493652 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you going to tell a dragon it can't fucking carry fruit < 1356493954 550436 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :look < 1356493956 123593 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it likes fruit < 1356493957 163938 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1356493977 636054 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok apparently their anthem is "The Thunder Dragon Kingdom" < 1356493985 650091 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess that makes up for the fruit < 1356494000 914468 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :o yes fruits.. i need fruits < 1356494014 305187 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh shit it has an official dance < 1356494017 105662 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION fears scorvy < 1356494020 571844 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :every anthem should have a dance. < 1356494027 814751 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :eat an orange, ciel. < 1356494071 375028 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :switzerland is also into not letting women vote < 1356494136 251513 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well if you get bombed and only have 21 people left < 1356494140 948010 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's possible none of them are women < 1356494150 68124 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like maybe the bomb managed to kill all the women and nobody else < 1356494177 694037 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a horrible vision < 1356494190 132674 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :worst case indeed < 1356494216 470689 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well it's entirely possible all the men were misogynists who were glad to be rid of them < 1356494219 735499 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm just saying < 1356494221 157334 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :switzerland! < 1356494249 405377 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, i went looking for small mountain countries, and «The Mountainous Republic of the Northern Caucasus (MRNC; also known as the Mountain Republic or the Republic of the Mountaineers; 1917–1920) was a short-lived state» < 1356494321 931135 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow what < 1356494340 937043 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was during the early modern "fucking clusterfuck < 1356494345 117936 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :" period of russian history. < 1356494377 69828 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you need to look for countries _surrounded by_ mountains.. < 1356494396 476073 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't that only switzerland < 1356494410 132583 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe..don't know < 1356494421 426568 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :switzerland is actually a crater < 1356494426 456805 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :created during the wwii bombinbs of switzerland < 1356494437 126597 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :though hannibal was crossing the alps with his war elephants to kick the shit out of rome < 1356494451 203898 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swaziland okay how about this, this could work < 1356494461 70798 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :their flag has a normal shape too... < 1356494485 902879 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol..elliott < 1356494486 429953 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :aren't some countries like kyrgystan practically surrounded by mountains? < 1356494503 920813 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :*kyrgyzstan < 1356494505 601452 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you get a B+ in "spelling kyrgyzstan" < 1356494507 97997 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1356494508 305181 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :novowelsstan < 1356494508 489711 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's have afghanistan < 1356494524 725244 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not surrounded by mountains.. < 1356494525 758926 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: kyrgyzstan get an F- in "naming your country" < 1356494526 968981 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :too big, i'm telling you < 1356494548 880308 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you can't beat the folks out of that mountains in the north < 1356494552 358070 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also swaziland has an average life expectancy of 31.88 years < 1356494552 544528 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"clinton deploys vowels to bosnia" < 1356494557 317125 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so uh. that's pretty sad. < 1356494566 636482 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"cities of sjlbvdnzv, grzny to be first recipients" < 1356494594 965126 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"let's lighten your mood with bosnia jokes" < 1356494620 917921 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bavarian_Soviet_Republic < 1356494623 383868 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or even sealand with its 3 or 4 M60 brownings machine guns < 1356494633 647019 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"His government members were also not always well-chosen. For instance, the Foreign Affairs Deputy Dr. Franz Lipp (who had been admitted several times to psychiatric hospitals), declared war on Switzerland over the Swiss refusal to lend 60 locomotives" < 1356494647 765164 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"He also claimed to be well acquainted with Pope Benedict XV and he informed Vladimir Lenin via cable that the ousted former Minister-President Hoffmann had fled to Bamberg and taken the key to the ministry toilet with him." < 1356494666 855924 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think we found out why all the swiss died, elliott. < 1356494676 260041 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i found my new hero < 1356494717 104903 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"he was shot dead by the right-wing nationalist Anton Graf von Arco auf Valley, who was rejected from membership in the Thule Society because of Jewish ancestry on his mother's side" why do they mention this? how is it related < 1356494748 47179 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's part of a jewish conspiracy < 1356494766 751241 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh dang this article has both the thule society and thurn und taxis, that's like half a conspiracy bingo. < 1356494775 822823 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, and communists. < 1356494802 130781 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and don't forget: the beavers < 1356494820 811171 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they are out there < 1356494827 243437 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :waiting < 1356494833 371186 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :anticipating < 1356494842 94024 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like the idea that if you name your country a Soviet Republic you automatically get the right to call up Lenin on the telephone and complain about bathroom pranks < 1356494862 439807 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well why else would you do it < 1356494923 419721 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then he's just like http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3xws8MGl1r8wxeyo1_500.jpg < 1356494977 885745 :Arc_Koen!~Arc_Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: Arc_Koen < 1356495003 183475 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T2uBeiNXAo < 1356495011 456778 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good movie ;) < 1356495106 381991 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :who are the rest of them on the phone with < 1356495119 506267 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1356495148 886474 :DH____!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1356495275 955364 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bike: well.. the presidents staff i guess < 1356495310 362382 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you haven't seen this movie yet, go for it.. < 1356495349 905209 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's one of kubricks first masterpieces < 1356495424 364272 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think the best part about it is when they made a film from the same book, except not taking the piss the whole time < 1356495428 522805 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1356495504 238126 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, no, based on Fail-Safe, which was similar enough that one sued the other. but still. < 1356495570 535455 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1356496101 389031 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"the last available World Health Organization data in 2002 shows that 64% of all deaths in [Swaziland] were caused by HIV/AIDS" < 1356496104 283131 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so yeah < 1356496109 26015 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's why the life expectancy is 31.88 years :( < 1356496115 550651 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeaaaaah < 1356496137 475013 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's like black plague level depopulation, isn't it < 1356496228 249407 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you are born in this country there is like a 1 in 3 chance you already have aids < 1356496282 6016 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: so did you figure out what you thought is wrong with givewell < 1356496378 664840 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, i didn't think < 1356496382 793935 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ping me tomorrow? < 1356496392 580399 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1356496401 240270 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i would @tell myself but lambdabot doesn't let me < 1356496418 730362 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :will lambdabot alert you multiple times < 1356496429 847331 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or is it ineffective as soon as you say anything < 1356496433 388850 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :idk < 1356496434 906701 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356496445 62487 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1356496445 774566 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm leaving so you can @tell me now! < 1356496450 941092 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :k < 1356496455 434633 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi elliott < 1356496584 150432 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastelog hi monqy < 1356496615 765944 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1356496615 986290 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this must be sort of a running gag isn't it? < 1356496622 457848 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :aw < 1356496627 19654 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :very well < 1356496628 110395 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi shachaf < 1356496641 828881 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ask elliott so did you figure out what you thought is wrong with givewell? < 1356496642 15316 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1356496693 682780 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :You need to remind elliott that if he talks again today, he needs to remind you to remind him again < 1356496711 811607 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi kmc < 1356496717 314424 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :how is your xmas < 1356496728 410110 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :χmas? < 1356496748 647508 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Fishy" < 1356496762 22636 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ord χ < 1356496762 771742 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :207 135 < 1356496767 23506 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ⲭmas? < 1356496788 655921 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ord ⲭ < 1356496788 975959 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :226 178 173 < 1356496792 911775 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :how did you come up with that character < 1356496804 5142 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> fromEnum 'ⲭ' < 1356496804 189991 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: recoverEncode: invalid argument (invalid character) < 1356496805 925409 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the hell is that? a fucked up chi? < 1356496807 368207 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ffffff < 1356496811 277724 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :2CAD COPTIC SMALL LETTER KHI [ⲭ] < 1356496811 848346 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :🎅 < 1356496817 196343 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...coptic < 1356496819 748790 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :creative! < 1356496825 611042 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :COPTIC CAPITAL LETTER KHI < 1356496830 825920 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, right, their alphabet is probably based on greek < 1356496846 3925 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :does anyone have an ebook copy of feynman lectures on physics < 1356496851 511594 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ⲭ < 1356496855 936039 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess that one's better. < 1356496856 120644 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :x < 1356496868 100180 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :2C96 COPTIC CAPITAL LETTER LAULA [Ⲗ] < 1356496883 264625 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :2C90 COPTIC CAPITAL LETTER THETHE [Ⲑ] < 1356496885 970337 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :2C8E COPTIC CAPITAL LETTER HATE [Ⲏ] < 1356496893 431932 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :These are great. < 1356496899 47097 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: http://physicsebooklibrary.blogspot.de/2011/08/feynman-lectures-on-physics-complete.html < 1356496903 457298 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :coptic alphabet: adorable??????? < 1356496911 149295 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they have Ⳁ < 1356496912 368732 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ⲱ . that's pretty cool < 1356496919 888084 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also it's called Oou < 1356496931 816683 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: did you know lens has "an actual data structure" in it now < 1356496938 314802 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Kind of.) < 1356496951 608871 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: :-0!!!!!!!!!!!!! < 1356496967 96025 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(actually it has two?????) < 1356496968 172313 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: sorry.. i thought you can download it for free there :/ < 1356496991 28929 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :2C0A GLAGOLITIC CAPITAL LETTER INITIAL IZHE [Ⰺ] < 1356497001 940613 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :2C06 GLAGOLITIC CAPITAL LETTER ZHIVETE [Ⰶ] < 1356497005 493993 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hagb4rd: guess i have to buy :( < 1356497006 310942 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :2C0F GLAGOLITIC CAPITAL LETTER MYSLITE [Ⰿ] < 1356497012 31704 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :2C16 GLAGOLITIC CAPITAL LETTER UKU [Ⱆ] < 1356497028 892994 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :good letters < 1356497049 670930 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :2C29 GLAGOLITIC CAPITAL LETTER IOTATED BIG YUS [Ⱙ] < 1356497053 566854 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-1-5.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1356497056 455993 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"iotated"? < 1356497057 117975 :augur_!~augur@c-75-74-129-116.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1356497079 84245 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like how all the physics ebook downloaders are indian students < 1356497079 751974 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hagb4rd: oh it gives a 4shared link < 1356497087 145965 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356497091 602350 :augur!~augur@c-75-74-129-116.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356497104 530115 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/2c29/glagolitic_capital_letter_iotated_big_yus.png fileformat.info has failed me. < 1356497137 302995 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's the writing system they used < 1356497140 560294 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :four hex digits in a box < 1356497180 939193 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought we already decided that's what japanophiles thought japanese was < 1356497191 985064 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1356497196 375510 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://scriptsource.org/cms/scripts/page.php?item_id=character_detail&uid=63adeh5ch3 < 1356497197 716027 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1356497201 928724 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://scriptsource.org/cms/scripts/render_graphic.php?type=usv&point_size=96&metrics=1&block_start=2C00&block_end=2C7F < 1356497207 132130 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :can we conclude that the ancient russians spoke japanese < 1356497222 558245 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's quite a letter < 1356497282 448917 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is a really confused concept of what kanji is < 1356497289 568178 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Blog posts for this character" < 1356497340 694326 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://scriptsource.org/cms/scripts/render_graphic.php?type=usv&point_size=96&metrics=1&block_start=2200&block_end=2400 < 1356497370 279041 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://imgur.com/cLWxC now in image form < 1356497384 709910 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :23E4 STRAIGHTNESS [⏤] < 1356497384 898146 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :23E5 FLATNESS [⏥] < 1356497417 250055 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :question, does unicode have the Yellow Sign < 1356497420 704101 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if not why not < 1356497433 209372 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :because we don't know what it looks like. < 1356497436 579541 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :⏩ < 1356497437 535635 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is it < 1356497439 15718 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-( < 1356497449 866791 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :unicode has STRAIGHTNESS but not GAYNESS? < 1356497454 597542 :WeThePeople!~WeThePeop@63.91.27.121 QUIT :Changing host < 1356497454 781498 :WeThePeople!~WeThePeop@unaffiliated/wethepeople JOIN :#esoteric < 1356497462 7918 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: kool..it's not even broken :) < 1356497465 81408 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :we should at least reserve a codepoint for it, let's think ahead < 1356497479 314010 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would probably go in a private use area. < 1356497507 724903 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :well there is http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/26a3/index.htm and http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/2640/index.htm < 1356497529 360649 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: www.charbase.com/1f46c-unicode-two-men-holding-hands < 1356497549 68376 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that... a 3d render? < 1356497566 455262 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow Unicode sure is branching out < 1356497603 367994 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the unicode committee should know that gender isn't binary, it's a complicated system of combining characters and normalization forms < 1356497615 744018 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :as far as i can tell everything above 10000 is kind of nutty < 1356497617 731916 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's next, U+234FB ANIMATED RICKROLL? < 1356497639 165446 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :all you have to do is convince a japanese mobile phone company to add it to their proprietary encodings < 1356497665 501024 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :U+1F461: WOMANS SANDAL what why why < 1356497666 955252 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :then apple and facebook will campaign to add it to unicode so they don't fall behind in the lucrative japanese people sending cat faces to each other market < 1356497714 37249 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :in three hundred years the linguists look back, see that 10000 to 20000 is all pictures of cacts, wonder wtf happened < 1356497718 39977 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :cats < 1356497730 948778 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :based on http://www.charbase.com/2603-unicode-snowman i am guessing that charbase.com is stealing the OS X fonts < 1356497740 293814 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which do include fancy colorful icons for emoji < 1356497755 76639 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://zachholman.com/posts/abusing-emoji/ < 1356497762 203882 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :«Sometimes, the terms “astral plane” and “astral characters” are used informally to refer to the planes above the Basic Multilingual Plane (planes 1–16) and their characters.[5]» < 1356497801 454366 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plane_(Unicode)#Supplementary_Multilingual_Plane wow, that's actually some pretty cool stuff. < 1356497816 196269 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha, and there's deseret! < 1356497823 641534 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also "astral" because you need to be high as a kite to appreciate it fully < 1356497843 464623 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :level 20 supplemental multilingual plane elemental < 1356497924 168300 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has Mathematical Alphanumeric Symbols aka "14 fucking copies of the latin alphabet because fuck mathematicians" < 1356498020 369212 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION casts /summon ancient greek musical notation/ < 1356498022 211729 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :«Plane 3 is tentatively named the Tertiary Ideographic Plane, but as of version 6.1 there are no characters assigned to it. It is reserved for Oracle Bone script, Bronze Script, Small Seal Script, additional CJK unified ideographs, and other historic ideographic scripts» seriously < 1356498041 767395 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: what's that look like? i don't thnk i actually found any pictures of the delphic hymns < 1356498119 816183 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Oddly enough, if you drag emoji into the password box, a single emoji shows up as two characters" UTF-16? < 1356498197 704214 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :«The ConScript Unicode Registry suggests it be used for the Klingon glyph "KLINGON MUMMIFICATION GLYPH".» < 1356498231 771270 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: it looks like this http://www.unicode.org/charts/PDF/U1D200.pdf < 1356498235 94995 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Medieval Unicode Font Initiative" < 1356498275 833056 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: lol, they just give up and number 'em. < 1356498472 142695 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hieroglyphs are the same way, they are labelled with the Gardiner number < 1356498663 832051 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1356498993 947247 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm kind of surprised they had specialized notation though. or that we know any of it. < 1356498996 918938 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1356499045 400361 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: update < 1356499080 308153 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :we have specialised musical notation *today*, why not the ancient Greeks? < 1356499122 599259 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :because the chinese and sumerians didn't. < 1356499151 712940 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and because greek music wasn't polyphonic (probably) and they didn't have complicated scales. I think. < 1356499515 881410 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-9.dab.02.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1356499532 881800 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-1.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356499541 973448 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-1.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well I guess the Chinese and Sumerians were slow starters! < 1356500663 393014 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1356501409 81117 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :too busy inventing gunpowder and malware respectively < 1356501455 842863 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that a snow crash joke or something more interesting < 1356501463 226311 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :snow crash joke, sorry < 1356501477 54415 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well < 1356501696 855046 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-1.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have never actually read that < 1356501725 945739 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's pretty good < 1356502081 309867 :ogrom!~del@gprs-inet-65-48.elisa.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1356502108 56809 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you going to do something about the [[International transportation]] article on esolang wiki? (1) It is only one sentence. (2) It is in the main namespace. (3) It is not related to esolang (or anything else, really). (4) The user made no other edits. I suggest either deleting or moving to [[User:Asmun/Sandbox]] without a redirect. < 1356502448 772751 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-1.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott thinks it is funny and refuses to delete it < 1356502584 295875 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's an esolang with one command < 1356502630 861402 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also am unsure to delete it, but I think it should at least be moved; it is why I suggested that. < 1356502773 603445 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :TIL that burned whole rye grains smell the same as burned popcorn < 1356502884 901511 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Move it to [[User:Asmun/International_transportation]] if you don't like [[User:Asmun/Sandbox]] < 1356502916 108269 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: But what if I want to learn more about international transportation? < 1356502945 204993 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no you can only learn about international shipping < 1356502958 760421 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Then you should look on Wikipedia; the one sentence there explains nothing about it and its external link doesn't explain either. < 1356503009 103821 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyways I think it belongs in the User: namespace, not the main namespace, so if you agree, that is why I suggested [[User:Asmun/International_transportation]]. If you disagree, that is OK too but at least I suggest this so we can see who agree/disagree with me. < 1356503254 254158 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-1.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't *belong* anywhere because it's spam. But it's funny spam because they failed to insert a link to their website. < 1356503296 922314 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-1.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right now it is staying because elliott finds it amusing, after he gets bored with it I guess it will get deleted? < 1356503516 250227 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, yes, it is spam too < 1356503534 272391 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :But if it should go anywhere, it should go in the User: namespace. Otherwise, it should be deleted. < 1356503592 350472 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-1.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If any admin action is taken on it it should be to delete, moving it to User: makes no sense < 1356503617 842143 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1356503618 691258 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, yes, but it makes more sense than leaving it how it is, at least! < 1356503626 307172 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-1.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it makes less sense! < 1356503629 313644 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-45-88.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1356503629 697152 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-45-88.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1356503629 881706 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1356503649 658169 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you sure? < 1356503710 55677 :azaq23!~derivecto@unaffiliated/azaq23 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1356503735 312715 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-1.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, if you're moderating it anyway why not just delete it? "Move to User" is a halfway compromise for actual articles, for funny spam the concept does not apply < 1356503758 146234 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-1.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :partly because the "user" is a nonentity < 1356503802 231440 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://lookatthatfuckingcuttlefish.wordpress.com/ < 1356503836 627352 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1356503841 822755 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :However you said they don't want to delete it because is funny. If you *do* want to delete it, then of course you will. < 1356503954 391141 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-1.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well not me personally since I can't delete :-P < 1356504205 342765 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-45-88.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1356504225 696005 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-45-88.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1356504225 879724 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1356504430 594423 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1356504786 175020 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-45-88.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1356504805 958928 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-45-88.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1356504806 143371 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1356504980 597516 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1356507370 869710 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-1.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1356507400 764676 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-10.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356508076 581672 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-21-10.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1356509784 214172 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b7c55.pool.mediaWays.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1356510054 823969 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-5d81e6dc.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356510192 289994 :ogrom!~del@gprs-inet-65-48.elisa.ee QUIT :Quit: Left < 1356510198 705258 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1356511000 965102 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1356511409 26753 :Arc_Koen!~Arc_Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356512263 642229 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.172 JOIN :#esoteric < 1356513280 691817 :WeThePeople!~WeThePeop@unaffiliated/wethepeople QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1356513604 408978 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-5d81e6dc.pool.mediaWays.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1356513912 809536 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-5d81f574.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356514957 618451 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT : < 1356515616 369145 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1356516191 476960 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.172 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1356516222 409396 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-5d81f574.pool.mediaWays.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1356516375 219234 :Taneb!~nathan@host-2-97-145-155.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356516394 898255 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b6715.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356516465 565106 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1356516631 128832 :Taneb!~nathan@host-2-97-145-155.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. someone in the wiki is trying to make a documentary about esolangs < 1356516821 524614 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :A documentary about #esoteric sounds a far more appealing topic. < 1356516849 514628 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or maybe a regular movie. < 1356516859 209292 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know who'd they get to star as elliott, though. < 1356516910 979179 :Taneb!~nathan@host-2-97-145-155.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I imagine Elijah Wood as elliott < 1356516930 543284 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :My wife made the exact same suggestion before you said that. < 1356516944 487044 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Clearly that is the logical choice. < 1356517102 580746 :ogrom!~del@gprs-inet-65-48.elisa.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1356517111 209425 :Taneb!~nathan@host-2-97-145-155.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, I'm your wife. < 1356517120 757775 :Taneb!~nathan@host-2-97-145-155.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only logical conclusion < 1356517280 303228 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I find that hard to believe. < 1356517547 318606 :mekeor!~user@dslb-092-074-091-111.pools.arcor-ip.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356520080 4052 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1356520590 635138 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@host-224-58.dataart.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356522123 436081 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@fluttershy.pl QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.sourceforge.net < 1356522221 152995 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu NICK :sebbu < 1356522225 319353 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@fluttershy.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1356523422 199365 :chickenzilla!~chicken@88-190-32-81.rev.dedibox.fr QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1356526094 157595 :sirdancealot!~sirdancea@98.82.broadband5.iol.cz QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1356526103 914163 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1356526522 931290 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-36-82.clsp.qwest.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1356526556 217515 :Taneb!~nathan@host-2-97-145-155.as13285.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1356527323 424482 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: who would play zzo38 < 1356527398 613065 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Why would elliott be the star? < 1356527402 808152 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that would be monqy. < 1356527666 695878 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas1-h-1-8.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356527777 109752 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also starring fungot as the comic relief! < 1356527778 471148 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: more of a statement implies that statement would prove that. though we did experiment by photographing durbu's and lindi's chess game. 10k is plenty of ways to try to decode it < 1356527821 395401 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: for some reason I had assumed you were female? < 1356527844 374168 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I suppose that doesn't actually rule out you having a wife, although it is significantly less likely that way) < 1356528016 868339 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b6715.pool.mediaWays.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1356528024 993258 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :what would the plot be < 1356528064 896479 :ogrom!~del@gprs-inet-65-48.elisa.ee QUIT :Quit: Left < 1356528068 596314 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo it should be like a cheesy sci-fi-action movie, somehow involving esolangs... < 1356528187 621456 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356529584 604503 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas1-h-1-8.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1356529890 394013 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas1-h-66-10.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356530173 25567 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: I'm not female, but I've heard "fizzie" is quite a feminine nick. < 1356530288 135254 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-17-10-5.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356530327 657178 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas1-h-66-10.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1356530516 564122 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas1-h-66-4.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356530543 895185 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas1-h-66-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also you are like a mother figure to little fungot :-3 < 1356530544 555258 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: i need to support locales in a modern os shouldn't even let a user know about cursor?' < 1356530915 455968 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas1-h-66-4.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1356530937 899874 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Who's your mommy? < 1356530939 29495 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: as in i have read the spec can be burst upon by a good environment in hands of a competent programmer. " < 1356530974 93026 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Speak! < 1356530974 589021 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: preferably with its legs talked off. < 1356531128 579982 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas1-h-66-6.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356531408 9827 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote i like the idea that if you name your country a Soviet Republic you automatically get the right to call up Lenin on the telephone and complain about bathroom pranks < 1356531416 311019 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :887) i like the idea that if you name your country a Soviet Republic you automatically get the right to call up Lenin on the telephone and complain about bathroom pranks < 1356531606 436580 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastelog hi monqy < 1356531637 771287 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1356531657 260471 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastelog hi monqy < 1356531689 209504 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1356531698 398503 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/pastelog < 1356531699 910359 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric \ \ pasterandom() { \ if [ "$1" -gt 150 ]; then \ echo "No." \ exit \ fi \ for i in $(seq "$1"); do \ file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt) \ echo "$file:$(shuf -n 1 $file)" \ done | paste \ } \ \ if [ "$1" ]; then \ if expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1; then \ < 1356531761 91919 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> "hi monqy" < 1356531762 580061 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas1-h-66-6.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1356531762 934497 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : "hi monqy" < 1356531772 243409 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastelogs hi monqy < 1356531795 333057 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.13720 < 1356531821 431853 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run diff bin/pastelog bin/pastelogs < 1356531826 905807 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1356531827 90915 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1356531842 347427 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run diff bin/pastelog bin/pastelogs < 1356531844 345745 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1356531917 889587 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is there a multiline message in there. < 1356531952 507693 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`url bin/pastelog < 1356531954 224659 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/bin/pastelog < 1356532077 646193 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastelogs 3 < 1356532083 253355 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.29274 < 1356532085 198175 :greyooze!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-10.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356532253 186140 :greyooze!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-10.dab.02.net NICK :GreyKnight < 1356532269 818175 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-10.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot I liek you < 1356532270 543120 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: i don't care, it's a tarnished chain of my nick. i think < 1356532273 809345 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-10.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you know the right codeword you can also call up the U.S.A. president on the telephone and *make* bathroom pranks: http://www.webcrunchers.com/stories/toilet.html < 1356532312 565957 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style < 1356532312 905317 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld europarl ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc* iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube < 1356532347 73488 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastelogs hi < 1356532360 806965 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.13421 < 1356532386 372856 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :[too many lines; stopping] < 1356532746 631747 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-10.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1356532970 759377 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-3.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356532997 246613 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-3.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://dx.com/p/gold-plated-digital-audio-optical-fiber-toslink-cable-black-150cm-135805?item=35 I don't understand < 1356533138 539067 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-3.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :[User:Phantom_Hoover] Voulez-vous un brick large in tu brain? < 1356533187 505081 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: tell him not to switch between vous and tu like that < 1356533259 773974 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-3.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hoped that http://esolangs.org/wiki/Ragaraja would actually have 1000 operations as claimed, but looks like he chickened out < 1356533269 237349 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: Wow, that's a cheap cable. I mean, compare it for a mid-range HDMI cable like http://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-3m-Carbon-HDMI-Cable/dp/B0038LYHDE/ref=sr_1_2 < 1356533351 791890 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-3.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wouldn't pay that much for a *device* to plug the cable *into* < 1356533421 188625 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can pay $13000 for a speaker cable, but at least that's an analog thing. < 1356533443 777 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still, a 15-metre HDMI cable for $2099.95? http://www.amazon.com/World-Silver-Starlight-Cable-Meters/dp/B002YFTMEO/ref=sr_1_8 < 1356533453 901478 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-3.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :o_o < 1356533482 87765 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Ref. for the earlier: http://www.amazon.com/WireWorld-Platinum-Eclipse-Standard-Speaker/dp/B008K473NA/ref=sr_1_1 $13199.95.) < 1356533489 979341 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-3.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :none of this explains why we're gold-plating an optical cable. Maybe just for the bling value, if cables sell for this kind of money < 1356533520 471117 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously it's gold-plated to "provide clear, full and richly detailed sound". < 1356533571 108581 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-3.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Platinum Eclipse is the cable for perfectionists with elite reference standard audio systems." Boke and lies < 1356533595 180592 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-3.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's for people who use £50 notes as kindling to start their fire < 1356533619 297900 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: Here's a $1088.75 optical cable for you: http://www.amazon.com/Audioquest-Diamond-Fiber-Digital-Toslink/dp/B0073TB78A/ref=sr_1_42 < 1356533623 183778 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-3.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there a way I can find out everyone who's bought one of these, so I can go visit them and smack them in the head < 1356533651 59299 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not gold-plated though. :/ < 1356533659 496830 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose that would be too much to ask for a thousand-dollar cable. < 1356533705 681322 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-3.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is this actual diamond fiber? If not why not < 1356533792 516495 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It has "280 narrow aperture quartz (fused-silica) fibers", I think. < 1356533836 498035 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :confusing carbon and silicon? must be aliens. < 1356533861 653278 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Diamond" (as far as I can tell) just refers to the color. < 1356533879 489584 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's available in "Forst", "Cinnamon", "Vodka" and "Diamond" colors. < 1356533904 508068 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Also known as "green", "red", "blue" and "grey" in the common speech of lesser men.) < 1356534003 367113 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or Ibrîniðilpathânezel for those who know Valarin. < 1356534035 133753 :greyooze!~GK@dab-bas2-h-38-9.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356534071 531023 :greyooze!~GK@dab-bas2-h-38-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :guise i have too much money ware can i buy a platinum-plated optikal cable < 1356534126 308559 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Go to Amazon.com and then sort by "Price: High to Low", that's how you find the best deals. < 1356534145 432865 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Also the green one was "Forest", not "Forst".) < 1356534163 238196 :greyooze!~GK@dab-bas2-h-38-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am also disappointed that these aren't made of actual diamond: http://www.amazon.com/Waterfall-Audio-Niagara-Standing-Loudspeakers/dp/B002BSH27I/ref=pd_sim_sbs_e_2 < 1356534173 743401 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx2-h-20-3.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1356534177 946477 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1356534179 307350 :greyooze!~GK@dab-bas2-h-38-9.dab.02.net NICK :GreyKnight < 1356534182 581072 :ogrom!~del@gprs-inet-65-48.elisa.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1356534220 701467 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do i need to configure irc chanserv to not !op the channel owner on join. or if that|s not possible: can i completely hide the status of any user in the channel..like it is here? < 1356534228 690097 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas2-h-38-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: this has actually been a kind of horrifying experience < 1356534253 433036 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: Don't you mean "uplifting"? You got to see a glimpse of how better people live. < 1356534269 557488 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps one day you could own $54000 "diamond-glass" speakers too. < 1356534305 881461 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas2-h-38-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hagb4rd: +O is the "auto-op" flag: /msg ChanServ HELP FLAGS < 1356534381 308619 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: hm. /msg ChanServ HELP FLAGS seems not to work on that network :( < 1356534450 553 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas2-h-38-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh a different network < 1356534452 938477 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas2-h-38-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :try just HELP < 1356534518 222464 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas2-h-38-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: some of these listings seem like jokes/errors < 1356534521 54815 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas2-h-38-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :e.g. http://www.amazon.com/SanDisk-SDSDQY-008G-A11A-MicroSD-Capacity-microSDHC/dp/B007YW3DOW/ref=sr_1_1?s=wireless&ie=UTF8&qid=1356534370&sr=1-1 < 1356534552 128157 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :all i seem to have is the access list + types (like "autodeop") + some flags like "secureops".. tried them all and it doesn't work.. but thx, maybe it's not possible on that network.. < 1356534806 610857 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas2-h-38-9.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :from ChanServ help: "+b - Enables automatic kickban." <-- at first I misread this as "enables automatic kitchen" < 1356534857 829629 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@cust-101.ktknet.cz JOIN :#esoteric < 1356535684 169500 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bas2-h-38-9.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1356535987 638903 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-67-6.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356536032 925311 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1356536161 835586 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-67-6.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo "print(9.54/40)" | lua -e < 1356536165 36470 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :lua: '-e' needs argument \ usage: lua [options] [script [args]] \ Available options are: \ -e stat execute string 'stat' \ -i enter interactive mode after executing 'script' \ -l name require library 'name' \ -v show version information \ -E ignore environment variables \ -- stop handling options \ - s < 1356536181 10931 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-67-6.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run lua -e "print(9.54/40)" < 1356536182 652002 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :0.2385 < 1356536184 305479 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-67-6.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :opps < 1356536855 347138 :mekeor!~user@dslb-092-074-091-111.pools.arcor-ip.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1356537367 907480 :WeThePeople!~WeThePeop@63.91.27.121 JOIN :#esoteric < 1356537642 937723 :nortti!~juhani@nano.smar.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://gist.github.com/665971 < 1356537716 676836 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-67-6.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gj GNU < 1356537781 697191 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :10:14:19 I don't know who'd they get to star as elliott, though. < 1356537781 884231 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :10:15:10 I imagine Elijah Wood as elliott < 1356537781 884486 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :10:15:30 My wife made the exact same suggestion before you said that. < 1356537781 884593 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :10:15:44 Clearly that is the logical choice. < 1356537781 909528 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. < 1356537784 862363 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i could see it working < 1356537810 389904 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell ais523 HELP!!!! (Deletion log); 10:57 . . Keymaker (Talk | contribs | block) deleted page International transportation ‎(content was: "[http://www.example.com click here] to learn more about international shipping" (and the only contributor was "Asmun")) < 1356537810 573908 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1356537821 943202 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell ais523 HELP!!!! (Deletion log); 10:57 . . Keymaker (Talk | contribs | block) deleted page International transportation ‎(content was: "[http://www.example.com click here] to learn more about international shipping" (and the only contributor was "Asmun")) < 1356537822 170867 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1356537825 925905 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell ais523 oops < 1356537826 111074 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1356537829 815576 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell ais523 we should have protected it or something < 1356537830 1935 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1356537841 198128 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell ais523 I think elliott is panicking < 1356537841 383923 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1356537854 599960 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: btw ais523 found it amusing too < 1356537855 264310 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/comments/15axxn/what_would_happen_if_i_told_an_inside_joke/ < 1356537860 521313 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: why do you need help? < 1356537866 58118 :nortti!~juhani@nano.smar.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :"if you are into pain, get the autotools book.. Read it awhile, throw it in a box and start sacrificing to Cthulu." < 1356537869 686043 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so that's 2/3 of the active administrators :P < 1356537877 870744 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: the perfect page got deleted < 1356537881 592305 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, isn't oerjan the one you ask for help with the wiki? < 1356537911 294593 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :only when he gets confused about which universe he is in < 1356537964 888279 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote alternativ < 1356537967 134096 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :22) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! \ 373) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET < 1356537989 215905 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote alterna < 1356537990 855531 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :13) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. \ 18) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once \ 19) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste \ 20) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. \ 18) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once \ 19) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste \ 20) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: ", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ < 1356538244 381588 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :373) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET \ 22) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! < 1356538259 564888 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: ooh, clever < 1356538271 662534 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesn't seem to have been deleted grepping the hg logs < 1356538280 125293 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote duce < 1356538281 542980 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :23) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! \ 94) if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ < 1356538285 272046 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :see < 1356538305 426806 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: oh that didn't use alterna* < 1356538313 846989 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*+. < 1356538315 51077 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote 94 < 1356538316 666568 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :94) if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists < 1356538319 558186 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i remember this one < 1356538338 194003 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :il produce < 1356538402 120080 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote 21 < 1356538403 867615 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :21) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers < 1356538419 892792 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, context < 1356538431 985908 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-67-6.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote 123 < 1356538433 540041 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :123) Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? < 1356538488 68514 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run quote univers | grep -v alterna < 1356538489 944526 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :13) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. \ 18) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once \ 22) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, < 1356538502 19213 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run quote univers | grep -f -v alterna < 1356538503 949492 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :grep: -v: No such file or directory < 1356538509 727749 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run quote univers | grep -i -v alterna < 1356538511 302211 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :23) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! \ 24) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers \ 94) if < 1356538523 501102 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run quote univers | grep -i -v alterna | tac < 1356538525 539815 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :717) oops I accidentally deleted the universe looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that \ 643) the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. \ 598) I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a prio < 1356538544 713322 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :TOO MANY < 1356538569 235237 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastequotes univers < 1356538573 778990 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.26859 < 1356538627 579183 :greyooze!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356538653 299121 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that picture on /r/shittyaskscience genuine < 1356538665 186184 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :it still looks weird with a verb after accidentally ... when I read sentences like that I feel like ignoring the verb because it's ungrammatical < 1356538684 661476 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell2-h-67-6.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1356538697 63628 :greyooze!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net NICK :GreyKnight < 1356538702 26250 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :You accidentally assimilated the meme < 1356538706 789898 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :or maybe ignoring the extraneous verb because accidentally is already a verb? < 1356538735 104986 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :*accidentally the meme < 1356538756 154606 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i had already accidentallied the meme < 1356538773 591745 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :We must accidentally all verbs < 1356538997 478387 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :accidentally is an adverb hth < 1356539118 280359 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, this is what happens when you accidentally an adverb < 1356539120 142922 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then we shall ccientally. < 1356539121 226676 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :let it be a warning < 1356539190 396906 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i sense a great deal of redundancy in some of those subreddit names http://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuboftheweek < 1356539190 784506 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: I think many of the "ridiculous price" listings are indeed mistakes (or algorithmic pricing gone wrong; that happens, too; there's some amusing articles on it) but the ludicrously expensive cables are sadly far too real. < 1356539236 965679 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The sentence acquires an accidentally, the accidentally acquires a verb, the verb becomes a warning < 1356539411 465129 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Although I had to liquidate the assets of an entire third world nation in order to afford these SDHC cards, they hold a lot of pictures of my dogs." (A customer review for a 4GB SDHC card costing $100M.) < 1356539549 690096 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think I have any third world nations left < 1356539656 699819 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did saw something I could've bought in Amazon for $0.01 recently. (List price $24.99, "you save $24.98 (100%)".) < 1356539663 395212 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :But the shipping would've been $4.99. < 1356539673 332663 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did saw indeed. < 1356539785 809148 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did saw dat do dint dey do < 1356539965 490120 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1356539967 258972 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :862) FireFly: oh, did you see ion's police reindeer? that was ... at least as on-topic as this discussion < 1356540156 59902 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's a HackEgo invocation to search logs for a particular string? < 1356540251 395681 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are quite a few. < 1356540275 638611 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls bin/*log* < 1356540276 975379 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/anonlog \ bin/etymology \ bin/log \ bin/logurl \ bin/pastelog \ bin/pastelogs \ bin/pastlog \ bin/randomanonlog \ bin/searchlog < 1356540307 15 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :'pastlog' is "on-channel, logs not including today"; 'pastelog' is an URL-pasting version. < 1356540337 441795 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Either 'log' or 'searchlog' is maybe 'pastlog' except without the not-today feature. < 1356540366 378964 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`etymology particular < 1356540369 1194 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ \ Looking up 127.0.0.1:3128 \ Making HTTP connection to 127.0.0.1:3128 \ Alert!: Unable to connect to remote host. \ \ lynx: Can't access startfile http://etymonline.com/?search=%70%61%72%74%69%63%75%6c%61%72 < 1356540372 89552 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1356540373 464920 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aw. < 1356540386 470645 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I was hoping for a joke.) < 1356540447 146993 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastelog infomercials < 1356540452 641694 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run diff bin/log bin/searchlog < 1356540454 173749 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Binary files bin/log and bin/searchlog differ < 1356540467 484028 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well that was informative. < 1356540468 67396 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're binary now? < 1356540474 316410 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/log < 1356540478 588939 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.18493 < 1356540479 551072 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric \ if [ "$1" ]; then \ grep -P -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | shuf -n 1 \ else \ file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt) \ echo "$file:$(shuf -n 1 $file)" \ fi < 1356540499 664810 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`file bin/searchlog < 1356540501 369039 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/searchlog: ELF 64-bit LSB executable, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV), dynamically linked (uses shared libs), for GNU/Linux 2.6.18, not stripped < 1356540512 205046 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`searchlog what < 1356540518 498183 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :2008-09-07.txt:09:47:39: what's the dsss command to tangoify again < 1356540563 910065 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`log what < 1356540570 237933 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :2011-02-19.txt:05:17:25: I always just say "Yeah, what?" gruffly. < 1356540573 23746 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought that was dsssl for a minute < 1356540598 57240 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does searchlog do... < 1356540631 217446 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay I guess HackEgo can't find the source of quote 316 < 1356540632 156808 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run grep searchlog bin/* < 1356540634 517341 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1356540657 140731 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Maybe searchlog's the OPTOMIZED version of log. < 1356540664 712886 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: splain plz < 1356540674 928903 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356540693 294571 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote 316 < 1356540694 904816 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :316) Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. < 1356540700 404013 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the explanation is i dont remember < 1356540719 327069 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: sounds plausible < 1356540728 184291 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION throws his hands in the air < 1356540752 32373 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: It's written in TERSE, you know. < 1356540759 40273 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastelogs Top universities now employ < 1356540770 714629 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.12580 < 1356540806 639458 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh it's also in lambdabot < 1356540863 560421 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: http://sprunge.us/dXiR < 1356540867 664837 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe the bots made it up themselves and are just using elliott as a cover < 1356540922 443191 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: OKAY < 1356540953 42180 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@quote elliott universities < 1356540953 226867 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott says: Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. < 1356540973 288788 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's from a discussion in 2011-05-07, FWIW. < 1356541009 350040 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :did I say it in /msg or something < 1356541026 6189 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://sprunge.us/LDhA (sorry for the log format) < 1356541071 803802 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :my log format has colour codes in it :( < 1356541083 996736 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because the alternative is that irssi doesn't log the colour codes in people's actual messages < 1356541159 901084 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah right the day is missing glogbot logs until 19:55 < 1356541213 785114 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/11.05.07 has it < 1356541230 499571 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : I mean, us in #esoteric understand that you mean hi as a threat < 1356541240 961294 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(to monqy) < 1356541248 681588 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh what < 1356541334 839653 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :from http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/2012-05-07.txt < 1356541339 68702 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also there is a monqys-crawl?! < 1356541377 416539 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fsvo is < 1356541386 334299 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also fsvo monqys-crawl!!!! < 1356541391 106822 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1356541396 772432 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want to play monqys-crawl < 1356541401 426647 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :where can i get it < 1356541408 156944 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf. it's not ready for the prime time. < 1356541441 994152 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: i don't need prime time i just want to play!!!!!!!! < 1356541491 326973 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's unplayable sorry < 1356541545 210592 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want to read the code then < 1356541549 927622 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's c++ right < 1356541567 180941 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just crawl code < 1356541589 417414 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :check out the "4.1.2 ancient" branch and you'll get an idea < 1356541598 54651 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can play that too! it's 100% playable < 1356541611 381004 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: should i learn crawl < 1356541613 854524 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's just crawl no monqys in there < 1356541630 735476 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :crawl may or may not help you with monqys-crawl < 1356541652 155215 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :make everything sprint < 1356541658 751218 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :everything does lots of damage, take 1 < 1356541662 132704 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :add segfaults and also smaller levels < 1356541664 549325 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :goodbye files with mostly/all big vaults < 1356541676 948636 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf < 1356541680 274916 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats not monqys-crawl < 1356541689 244563 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it says monqys-crawl......... < 1356541694 86386 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats old monqys-crawl < 1356541701 423530 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :an experiment in making crawl dumb < 1356541710 207714 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :did it work < 1356541714 195518 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1356541717 355170 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it made crawl dumb < 1356541721 737224 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it say "hi" when you start up a new game < 1356541726 136171 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1356541729 96692 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PART :#esoteric < 1356541741 283016 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1356541758 559752 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :when (and why) did we invent all this hoopla about "hi"? < 1356541771 859468 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good question < 1356541869 502757 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is a threat < 1356541896 175440 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you sure???? < 1356542064 727914 :ogrom!~del@gprs-inet-65-48.elisa.ee QUIT :Quit: Left < 1356542113 209707 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: what are your thoughts on socks? < 1356542150 215233 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good for shoes, sliding, not much else < 1356542165 850691 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good for faux pas????????that sandals thing < 1356542171 419146 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good for puppets! < 1356542180 619407 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good for monkeys? < 1356542181 705887 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :good for shoes and puppets? how about for people? < 1356542206 73351 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shoes and puppets are good for people. there's a transitivity going on here. < 1356542208 718399 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :a faux pas is what you do when you make a fool out of yourself < 1356542218 907920 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is currently wearing socks in his sandals. two pairs, the outer one is wool. < 1356542224 284898 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you mean flip flops? < 1356542326 770535 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :not entirely sure. I've only heard of this phenomenon, never witnessed it < 1356542341 632494 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, or http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Foppatoffel ? faux pas sounds pretty similar actually (but the aux is too long) < 1356542499 189186 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott JOIN :#esoteric < 1356542508 641714 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi elliott < 1356542593 952844 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone could make a browser called sandals and refuse to ever add socks support to it < 1356542601 145938 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1356543090 492264 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: i know you use SOCK, do you use sandals? < 1356543091 252008 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: the search starts because we are more concerned about getting accepted?) < 1356543174 347435 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 251 seconds < 1356543186 679176 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm what is the precise distinction between sandals and flip flops < 1356543208 889000 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: The latter is a bistable multivibrator. < 1356543221 689788 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION swats fizzie -----### < 1356543249 115488 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok band between the toes, not flip flops i'm wearing then < 1356543282 582704 :nortti!~juhani@nano.smar.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1356543392 664979 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@host-224-58.dataart.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1356543513 988025 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yuck my coke bottle was gooey on the outside < 1356543575 813564 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1356543619 95523 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"They may also be held to the foot with a single strap over the front --" see, it doesn't have to use in-toe signaling. < 1356543626 342445 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, a between-toe band. < 1356543644 622159 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: um that was the distinction of flip-flops, afaict < 1356543691 400367 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would have thought it's more about not having more than the strap in front, no matter whether it has that between-toes bit or not. < 1356543709 237085 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"[Flip-flops] consist of a flat sole held loosely on the foot by a Y-shaped strap that passes between the first and second toes and around either side of the foot. They may also be held to the foot with a single strap over the front of the foot rather than a thong." < 1356543716 474788 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's what Wikipedia says. < 1356543781 373232 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, the sandals still flip-flop if there's a single front-strap that goes over the whole foot, so they ought to be flip-flops. < 1356543837 840935 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"6. A plastic or rubber sandal consisting of a flat sole and straps. Also attrib." (OED) well that's not very distinctive. < 1356543906 53894 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"2. flip-flop, thong -- (a backless sandal held to the foot by a thong between the big toe and the second toe)" I see wordnet is a strict orthodox between-toe flip-floppist. < 1356544174 299911 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: flip flopper! < 1356544174 595789 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i've lost what we're arguing about < 1356544188 906587 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style < 1356544189 257776 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld europarl ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc* iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube < 1356544192 319912 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: so have i < 1356544193 189893 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: eval ( 1 2 3 4 5))) x < 1356544193 672726 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot < 1356544194 337399 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: and cooperation against the game does not preclude " adrenaline" ( or " fnord" types which i believe to be 12 thing? < 1356544256 811174 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: please design esoteric: the boardgame < 1356544257 911329 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: and 1.0a1 is ancient, decrepit lisps. what you will probably need to traverse the cartesian product one every one copies. should probably still complain. < 1356544301 678108 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: i see it doesn't handle space after special tokens, like ( < 1356544378 93933 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ancient, decrepit lisps, i take it this is a horror game then. < 1356544432 586442 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can evade those, though; malbolge is much harder. < 1356544515 721662 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is only one malbolge on the board at any one time < 1356544520 889086 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1356544546 781784 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the BF derivatives are hard to avoid because they are so numerous, but they're pretty weak individually < 1356544741 802032 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: we need more design fuel please < 1356544742 745403 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: s/ a name/ value list or a sigle atom or procedure)'. < 1356544751 78327 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you draw the "Brick brain" card, the whole board fills with BF derivatives < 1356544777 511120 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd rather think that would remove them < 1356544782 634562 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :or maybe every time you cast a BF derivative, you have to roll for brick brain < 1356544801 359575 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :"brick roll" < 1356544893 982478 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good thought < 1356545350 718983 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :arguably, a bricked brain wouldn't significantly affect someone's ability to create bf derivatives < 1356545672 726744 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: It does have some trouble with tokens that are not supposed to be followed by a space, yes. < 1356546222 589948 :azaq23!~derivecto@unaffiliated/azaq23 JOIN :#esoteric < 1356546233 584100 :azaq23!~derivecto@unaffiliated/azaq23 QUIT :Max SendQ exceeded < 1356546250 589808 :azaq23!~derivecto@unaffiliated/azaq23 JOIN :#esoteric < 1356546893 79250 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :play.google.com gives me prices in SEK. :/ < 1356547326 954462 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :And suspiciously many Sweden-specific things in the top charts, like "SVT Play". There seems to be only a language select-o-tron, not a location select-o-tron. < 1356547359 146800 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :they know where you are better than you do, apparently < 1356547362 583873 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-bhx1-h-4-4.dab.02.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1356547371 72424 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think I want to be in Sweden. :/ < 1356547371 267447 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe you accidentally to sweden? < 1356547387 332098 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah everyone know finland is swedish by ancient heritage < 1356547391 44119 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was in Sweden just the other day, though, perhaps it's just laggy. < 1356547393 156448 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*+s < 1356547413 853003 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: clear some cookies? < 1356547415 687034 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I even tried adding a place-I-live-in in my Google account profile, but it didn't help. < 1356547454 349541 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :c00kiemon5ter: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS < 1356547456 584271 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356547503 564270 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm thinking it's probably because of the he.net IPv6 tunnel, which has its endpoint in Stockholm. But surely there should be some way of overriding the IP geolocation, it's not like those are 100% accurate. < 1356547741 160389 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"If you want to manually change your currency and/or country: < 1356547742 208736 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Add a new payment method with a billing address in the "new" country that matches the currency you'd like to use." < 1356547745 711656 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe that would help. < 1356547757 637231 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though I don't really want to add a payment method. < 1356547851 477917 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net NICK :hagb4rd_ < 1356547852 644239 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://theoatmeal.com/blog/fix_computer < 1356547888 121372 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :though i really don't know y to learn java i swear i'll wear my lucky socks this time < 1356547889 799072 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :can we not link to unfunny SEO-spammy bullshit like the oatmeal < 1356547903 912892 :sirdancealot!~sirdancea@98.82.broadband5.iol.cz JOIN :#esoteric < 1356547939 75137 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hagb4rd_: objection, growing a beard is a prerequisite for installing Linux in the first place < 1356547957 189879 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1356548116 217682 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: i don't know this place.. no problem for me so < 1356548123 669296 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.172 JOIN :#esoteric < 1356548130 395638 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if it makes you happy < 1356548210 411414 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :silly executive officer < 1356548211 904614 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing makes elliott happy < 1356548509 504943 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356548795 752850 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/12/4/3727746/the-oatmeal-rape-joke < 1356548925 183721 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the oatmeal guy has actually given talks at, like, SEO conferences about how the literal entire aim of the comic is to get pageviews from reddit and that he doesn't even care a single bit about anything he writes about < 1356548929 196612 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty great < 1356548947 433682 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good < 1356548964 15414 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a little bit weird that we judge content creators by motivation rather than what they create < 1356548985 867292 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well it's more < 1356548991 60741 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I judge the guy for having completely slimy motivation < 1356548992 402941 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :aw..motivation is goin a long way < 1356548995 221175 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and therefore won't read his comic < 1356548996 99882 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats true < 1356549044 619166 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well his comic is bad too so < 1356549056 114922 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: yay principles < 1356549060 333042 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"You can go back to reading The Family Circus now." for god's sake < 1356549072 466033 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: yes that's the nice advantage, I don't even miss out on anything < 1356549199 576237 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :for some reason you know this guy and even parts of his biography and work..i'm sure you have your reasons to boycott his works elliott.. and truly it wasn't that funny at all < 1356549240 214759 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am secretly the author of the oatmeal perpetrating an immense act of reverse psychology < 1356549248 17098 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think he does have a point though. People make jokes about all sorts of horrible things, is making a joke about this one horrible thing worse than those other horrible things? < 1356549316 252297 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PART #esoteric :"preemptive" < 1356549316 651504 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes because of pervasive sexism in the communities that read theoatmeal < 1356549318 312460 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but also < 1356549321 666212 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not even a joke about rape < 1356549333 333787 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a joke about something else, which uses rape as a lighthearted fun-times analogy < 1356549363 127552 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :while I so far agree with the progressiveboink article's author, I strongly associate white guys who make heavy use of the word "privilege" with a variant of Nice Guy Syndrome so bleh < 1356549369 848909 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not saying it would be impossible to make a legitimately worthwhile joke about rape < 1356549382 16782 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but this idea that you can just tack "RAPE!! LOLOLOLOL" onto any unfunny shit and make it funny is really bad < 1356549389 44608 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, good point < 1356549389 796649 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah cmon < 1356549406 45796 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe the analogy to other horrible things would be like "i machete the shit out of my tutsi f5 key" or... something less forced < 1356549408 367369 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is not funny. but it's not the same as raping < 1356549419 66542 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: so, in your mind is there any way for a white guy to care about social justice < 1356549423 991763 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just stupif < 1356549424 348751 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or are we automatically poseurs < 1356549436 174476 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think this kind of attitude is a litiiitle bit counterproductive < 1356549451 166413 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you have privilege you should acknowledge that you have privilege and use it for good not evil < 1356549467 508161 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike, there may be less of a reaction to that, largely because there are likely to be fewer readers directly affected by that event < 1356549472 598115 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I said "strongly associate" < 1356549527 581398 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty much you just have to realize that "privilege" means "I don't have to deal with X, while other people who don't have that privilege do, and I should be careful not to assume that everyone is like me in that regard", and that it's not a thing that makes you a bad person < 1356549593 841242 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: shittiness isn't just a function of who complains about you, of course < 1356549602 70745 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the daniel tosh thing was similar... people talked about it as if he made some clever edgy joke about rape that society just wasn't ready for < 1356549613 736113 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually there was a woman heckling him and he just said wouldn't it be great if she got raped < 1356549626 313603 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe the analogy to other horrible things would be like "i machete the shit out of my tutsi f5 key" or... something less forced <-- the tragedy here is not a scene of rape.. but problems woith the internet dude.. words are walking sticks.. and if you feel guilty for this in some way you can go and be the saviour for the girl next door.. i don't want to support this shit, just don't like this touch of overdriven and misplaced mor < 1356549630 864528 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do people actually like tosh? from what i've seen he just runs Stupid Youtube Videos: The Show < 1356549645 134112 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :dunno, apparently at least one person went to his show < 1356549653 645785 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: it's like how white dudes really, really, REALLY want to be able to say the n-word < 1356549662 750988 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the fact that they can't is ~oppressino~ < 1356549665 87989 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :*oppression < 1356549669 429936 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so yeah i think the conversation about "can rape jokes ever be funny" is really missing the point < 1356549675 4658 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :«Despite its popularity among males, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is one of the most subtly misandric show I have seen» speaking of which < 1356549677 422900 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a specific example, I guess, of how people can use particular bits of vocabulary to show how knowledgeable they are about something without actually needing to hold the relevant principles. "Privilege" as jargon is just one such vocabulary term. < 1356549687 933280 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: oh god no XD < 1356549702 233964 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: okay, i can see that < 1356549704 201409 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :greyknight absolutely < 1356549708 388859 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1356549708 572546 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but do you think that's the case with this article < 1356549816 178860 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm more concerned with assholes than with worrying about with people are just posing as academics, personally < 1356549894 747907 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know, I haven't finished reading it. I was stream-of-consciousnessing my first impression into the channel because I'm tired and sick so I just do things :-) < 1356549901 46148 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :consequences are for other people B-) < 1356549904 882685 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, that's fair < 1356549910 989081 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're sick? :/ < 1356549913 670642 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't die < 1356549918 682333 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :stop being sick right this minute sir < 1356549936 688122 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got some virus before Christmas, then I got another one < 1356549946 164681 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :spending Christmas day in bed is awesome fun :-| < 1356549950 23698 :mekeor!~user@dslb-088-067-134-039.pools.arcor-ip.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356549958 576867 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that reminds me I didn't open my presents yet < 1356549982 683539 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what, it's already boxing day, you should be eating bangers and mash out of boxes by now < 1356550008 757506 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought you're supposed to box a kangaroo < 1356550014 93903 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or is that only in australia < 1356550028 786305 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe I can eat bangers and mash out of a kangaroo and cut out the middleman < 1356550038 840613 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i thought they smelled bad on the outside! < 1356550180 309679 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: I agree with the observation that people seem to raise much more of an outcry over rape jokes than murder jokes (has ctrlaltdelete had a rape fiasco yet? That would be a test of this hypothesis). I don't know why though. < 1356550224 600569 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn, i missed my train following this conversation engaging the popularity of one asshole spitting empty words at another who made his luck writing some kind of infantile jokes < 1356550225 130873 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rape is a thing that happens to people, but so is murder (although it's not the victims who would be upset at murder jokes, but their loved ones) < 1356550227 158749 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: in a random sample of an american audience, 1 in 12 people will have been raped < 1356550242 696822 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, if you make a rape joke in front of an audience, ~8% of those people will have experienced the thing you're joking about < 1356550248 267440 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora, holy crap < 1356550249 647854 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they may have PTSD flashbacks < 1356550260 845795 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nobody in that audience has been murdered. < 1356550289 710568 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hence why rape jokes are bad -- when you make them, there's a good cahnce some people listening /have been raped/ < 1356550305 234303 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you're mocking them, making them feel awful, and contributing to society trivializing their experience < 1356550320 350918 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :whereas nobody trivializes murder < 1356550334 517789 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hy07rRzS1qcfypgo1_500.jpg <-- good example < 1356550352 900702 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora, very good point (except for "nobody trivializes murder", not sure if that's true) < 1356550356 940353 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : nobody in that audience has been murdered <-- hmm I guess that is an obvious point < 1356550378 498591 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if your friend is murdered, most people will probably not go around saying he was a slut and it was his fault for wearing the wrong clothes < 1356550392 536216 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora, I thought you meant as in jokes trivializing it < 1356550393 992065 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i.e. people don't generally victim-blame for murder < 1356550399 630407 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, it contributes to the whole thing < 1356550406 791848 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sgeo: Fiora means actual murders I think < 1356550426 393575 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the fuck are you talking about..god please stop < 1356550433 552583 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :rape culture < 1356550442 450134 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/Rape_culture < 1356550444 162403 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(any CAD comic featuring P1 and P2 will demonstrate fictional trivialisation of murder) < 1356550463 338063 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hagb4rd_: elliott has more foresight than you :-U < 1356550467 661352 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight, ah... Can I go ahead and smack victim-blamers? < 1356550508 384140 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seriously, wasn't considering that ... actual people... blame the victims < 1356550508 972945 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf < 1356550509 474748 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay, but, that's CAD < 1356550509 961733 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :please no.. not here.. this is a holy place droogies no :L < 1356550512 583476 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are too many of them, you can't smack them all < 1356550546 350550 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e60JlM6ZXHc here is the important thing about cad. < 1356550581 373878 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically unrelated but the guy on the right of that tumblr photograph looks like he's wearing only a T-shirt < 1356550600 705168 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott JOIN :#esoteric < 1356550605 119534 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION guesses this is going to be about B^Uckley before clicking < 1356550615 854999 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope < 1356550624 284048 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :who's on that shirt? < 1356550831 561672 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net QUIT :Quit: death makes angels of us all, and gives us wings were we had shoulders, smooth as ravens claws < 1356551130 564728 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: please give further information on esoteric: the boardgame < 1356551131 214365 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: that's a lot). i found the merely very old version of chatzilla < 1356551199 670475 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot, I don't know if IRC integration is a great feature for a boardgame < 1356551200 337032 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: there's a minority of mit undergrads who don't like me < 1356551216 253957 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :poor fungot :( < 1356551217 147957 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: i could ask my dad to give me the rock bottom answer < 1356551331 130159 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Have you written the script of "#esoteric: The Movie" yet? < 1356551332 185104 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: i don't really know what that does < 1356551391 223199 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: did you find the answer to my question < 1356551403 115162 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: huh < 1356551406 801142 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :did lambdabot even notify me of a message < 1356551410 149454 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i had forgotten it until now < 1356551444 345953 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i will try to remember to figure it out in-between wasting lots of time < 1356551447 743030 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1356551454 897749 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok thanks < 1356551517 508935 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so there is a movie, a documentary, and a boardgame in progress < 1356551517 731363 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about a hit musical < 1356551554 632579 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: what about a hit musical < 1356551555 536138 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: in the music video theres this boy thats hot.... < 1356551571 411668 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds good to me < 1356552286 396103 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you think Christmas should be done by celebration on winter solstice instead? < 1356552331 387592 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :does this make it more or less convenient?&c < 1356552371 308371 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot < 1356552371 802810 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: if you have an amount of 0? < 1356552378 853539 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: yes < 1356552379 525404 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: x fnord"), without specifying a character at a time. too much time < 1356552392 123280 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: too much < 1356552392 946052 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i'd say the things that use it. you can choose not to attempt to retrieve the individual arguments from the direction the ip is < 1356552829 797108 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"by celebration" is a way of doing things and "on winter solstice" is a time, so I don't understand how these two aspects make a dichotomy < 1356554078 338803 :mekeor!~user@dslb-088-067-134-039.pools.arcor-ip.net QUIT :Quit: g'neight < 1356555778 868371 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just nearly used "too" instead of "to" kill me now < 1356555890 491216 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@222.122.156.78 QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1356555955 896314 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: I think that's a little to harsh too suggest. < 1356555975 480522 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also kill fizzie thx < 1356556509 258316 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: but if we kill you now you'll just go to grammar/spelling nazi hell, where you will be _forced_ to use words wrong all the time... < 1356556561 507285 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooooe < 1356556606 289089 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :like spelling no with an e < 1356556646 491587 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :eNo, the electric no. < 1356556950 90368 :Nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1356557687 992054 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@222.122.156.78 JOIN :#esoteric < 1356558755 894751 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I had idea of the chess variant where the number of different kind of pieces is exactly one googolplex, and the number of squares is also exactly one googolplex (this game is impossible to play within our universe, but may be possible to define). < 1356558828 454195 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :A movement pattern is defined using a 10x10 grid of numbers 0 to 9, such that none are subsets (even trivial subsets) of others. A piece is defined by assigning one of ten modes to each possible movement pattern, such that there are no redundancies. (I am not exactly sure how to do this, but I have some ideas.) < 1356558971 195146 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you have any ideas related to this? < 1356559147 185947 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why not go the whole hog and have an infinite number of types of piece on an infinitely large board? < 1356559165 972667 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it might even be easier to analyse) < 1356559185 378133 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because I intend to make it exactly googolplex; so finite but very large. < 1356559368 776991 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, what do you want to analyse about it? < 1356559520 432627 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :At first, nothing; I only want to define it. Other analysis can be done later if it is wanted. To make the definition small enough, it is why I suggested something like the above pattern. Anyways if you are esoteric programming community we should know why we are doing it like this regardless of such things as analysis. < 1356559733 605612 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well I can see how to lay it out, it just doesn't seem like it will have very interesting properties (no offence) < 1356559823 719968 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I was wondering if there was some property that you had in mind < 1356559836 843159 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(sometimes I miss things, it's true!) < 1356559988 580391 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :One way to define piece types is to imagine the piece at the centre of a 19x19 region (i.e. 10 squares from the centre to each edge). Then you take all the possible combinations of having each square movable to and/or capturable to < 1356560003 283084 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(these can be independent: see FIDE pawns for instance) < 1356560047 436126 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 10^10^100 < 1356560052 566980 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: ExitFailure 1 < 1356560052 753398 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: Prelude.undefined < 1356560081 62780 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that won't give a googolplex of piece types but if you restrict the symmetries of the movement pattern you might reach it < 1356560082 107082 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 10^10^100 :: CReal < 1356560085 897262 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval-core: Time limit exceeded < 1356560253 723695 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 10^100 < 1356560255 537184 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000... < 1356560271 981204 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the rest is an exercise for the reader < 1356560929 813679 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: if your imaginary "move region" has radius R (R=10 for my example above) and we assume that staying in the same spot is an invalid move, then there are 4^((2R+1)^2-1) possible piece types in the absence of symmetry constraints < 1356561006 103657 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :er (2R-1) < 1356561130 58550 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so 4^(4R^2 - 4R) types I guess (what a pretty expression) < 1356561560 612147 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@fluttershy.pl QUIT :Excess Flood < 1356561594 412472 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: not sure what else to do with this really < 1356561653 188926 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@fluttershy.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1356562438 562650 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1356562464 334277 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: bye < 1356562534 237491 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356562585 210351 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, to think of symmetry too; I suggested to make that none are subsets of another, in order to ensure each is unique; but then all zeros must also correspond to some move pattern too, or if it doesn't, it can instead correspond to some other special feature of the piece; however it still require to be the case each piece different; but allowing a piece that stands still and does nothing is OK < 1356562628 235849 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do intend null moves are invalid; however, a move that stays in the same spot might still affect other things on the board so it is not necessarily a null move. < 1356562836 925890 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you mean by null move in that case? < 1356562874 68846 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Null move is passing your turn. < 1356562889 550712 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :All of Steam's "A game on your wishlist is on sale!" email notifications have so far proudly boasted "0% off!", not exactly the best deal I've heard of. < 1356562934 525367 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how is a move that keeps the piece in the same spot different from a null move? That is how I would have defined "null move". < 1356562943 804483 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: at least it's not negative? < 1356562962 142473 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose I should take solace in that. < 1356563043 667272 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: I mean such things as rifle moves and so on may be difference from null moves. < 1356563083 480522 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :rifle moves? < 1356563220 265465 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know what that is but I am imagining chess where the pieces have firearms < 1356563321 671479 :olsner_!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1356563331 584982 :olsner_!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se QUIT :Client Quit < 1356563448 98106 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean a move that you can remove another piece from the board even though the piece capturing it stays in its same place. < 1356563695 655989 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm well my above formula didn't take such moves into account < 1356563894 175164 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could break it down by a move consisting of two subparts: capturing a piece from one of some set of squares, and moving to one of some set of squares (not necessarily the same set), or just moving to some set of squares (possibly a different set again) < 1356563902 749325 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so 8^ rather than 4^ I guess? < 1356563933 7015 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :only the middle of those three sets needs to allow the current square as valid < 1356564213 176123 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1356564223 532999 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot nooooo < 1356564613 521748 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, no. < 1356564662 405731 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1356564681 699031 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Oh, yay! < 1356564682 24443 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :welcome back fungot < 1356564682 579342 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: xor is a trick, but it's < 1356564682 775622 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: what's the difference between < 1356564688 953132 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION hugs fungot < 1356564689 419776 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: or check srfi-0 ( or srfi-7) ( begin ( < 1356564805 66629 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1356564981 183917 :hagb4rd_!~perdito@koln-4d0b65cb.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1356565163 647917 :ared_!~ared@host176-190-dynamic.4-87-r.retail.telecomitalia.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1356565244 988158 :ared_!~ared@host176-190-dynamic.4-87-r.retail.telecomitalia.it NICK :xDEADCA7 < 1356565350 357397 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Are you actually written in Scheme, and all that Funge-98 code is just a sham? < 1356565351 459304 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: i can calculate the new guess, and compare that to the binding of unquote as was bound by ( lambda ( x k') < 1356565395 942332 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the funge code actually just shells out to run a scheme interpreter < 1356565876 601575 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.172 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1356565968 793746 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well if thutubot can shell out to lambdabot... < 1356566099 103755 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FR: bot that just forwards requests to another channel and takes input from users there for its responses < 1356566155 611447 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's called a "bridge" < 1356566165 814934 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fr bot that's just a person in a cardboard box < 1356566170 191611 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :me < 1356566176 411228 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :type !help for command info < 1356566181 567813 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1356566182 746673 :EgoBot!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​help: General commands: !help, !info, !bf_txtgen. 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You can get help on some commands by typing !help . < 1356566193 802318 :Bike!~Glossina@75-164-165-162.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :holy shit you changed nicks < 1356566195 295749 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: requesting proof of cardboard box residence < 1356566269 495047 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ChineseRoomBot < 1356566282 940012 :WeThePeople!~WeThePeop@63.91.27.121 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1356566294 222267 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: i'm belgian < 1356566314 909087 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :everyone in belgium lives in a cardboard box (don't look that up, trust me,) < 1356566365 679582 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this seems legit < 1356566366 952138 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you do when it rains < 1356566379 656344 :nooodl!~nooodl@78-20-112-94.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :turn it upside down < 1356566391 394664 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :now both sides are soggy < 1356566393 943548 :GreyKnight!~GK@dab-ell1-h-1-8.dab.02.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In belgium it rains chocolate