00:07:40 -!- Nisstyre-laptop has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 00:31:15 -!- cuwauwi has joined. 00:32:15 another brazilian? 00:34:26 oerjan: Racist! 00:34:30 `welcome cuwauwi 00:34:35 cuwauwi: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) 00:34:51 Gregor: Hattist! 00:37:47 oerjan: Istist! 00:39:10 Antidisestablishmentarianist! 00:41:16 *gasp* 00:41:41 you don't _have_ to stop breathing while reading the word, you know 00:42:20 But the Anglican church /must/ be separated from the crown! 00:43:56 the Queen will _not_ be amused. 00:45:33 -!- glogbackup has joined. 00:46:02 see, you've confused the bots again! 00:50:17 it's a little known fact that the anglican church is actually one of the central structural components of the crown 00:50:45 you can't separate it, all the jewels will fall of and it would flop around like a blancmange 00:51:07 @wm blancmange 00:51:08 *** "blancmange" wn "WordNet (r) 3.0 (2006)" 00:51:08 blancmange 00:51:08 n 1: sweet almond-flavored milk pudding thickened with gelatin 00:51:08 or cornstarch; usually molded 00:51:19 OKAY 00:51:25 honestly oerjan surely you've heard of the blancmange curve 00:52:03 indeed i have. just now in fact 00:52:27 worst mathematician? 00:53:50 well it does look similar to some stuff (weierstrass curve?) 00:56:39 ooh that triangle sum looks _very_ familiar. i think it was the very curve i was trying to convince someone else was nowhere differentiable in my first university year or so 01:00:02 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 01:00:34 i was a better mathematician than him, but he was a better programmer/hacker 01:01:22 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 01:03:19 -!- sebbu2 has changed nick to sebbu. 01:03:54 -!- monqy has joined. 01:08:44 -!- gasoline has joined. 01:08:53 hi peeps 01:09:00 `welcome gasoline 01:09:03 gasoline: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) 01:09:12 (everyone be careful with the matches) 01:09:13 oerjan, (it occurs to me that it's only obvious that the blancmange is non-differentiable on a countable subset of [0,1]) 01:09:16 no thanks HackEgo 01:09:44 wow you peeps got bizar bots 01:10:08 the reason for HackEgo and EgoBot both existing is admittedly pretty confusing 01:10:15 i'm still not sure i understand 01:10:20 aha 01:10:35 ^echo I'm bizarre too! 01:10:35 I'm bizarre too! I'm bizarre too! 01:10:44 Phantom_Hoover: a-ha 01:10:50 yes but fungot is deliberately bizarre 01:10:51 Phantom_Hoover: definition if universe and if/ what is responsible for a unix box somewhere 01:11:25 does the kosmos orignate from order or disorder / chaos 01:11:43 i accept plausible 01:12:08 is gasoline a markov bot too 01:12:08 Does it both? 01:12:23 how ? 01:12:35 make it plausible and i agree 01:12:35 my vote: yes 01:12:56 Phantom_Hoover: yeah i think my argument may have been a bit non-rigorous 01:13:38 oerjan, i guess you can go from "nondifferentiable in a dense subset" to "nowhere differentiable" pretty quickly with the actual definitions 01:13:57 Phantom_Hoover: i'm not going to be on that either way 01:13:59 *bet 01:14:05 -!- SingingBoyo has joined. 01:14:45 ^ul ((I am programmable too! )S:^):^ 01:14:45 I am programmable too! I am programmable too! I am programmable too! I am programmable too! I am programmable too! I am programmable too! I am programmable too! I am programmable too! I am programmable too! I am programmable too! I am programmable too! I am programmable too! I am programmable too! I am programmable too! I ...too much output! 01:14:53 fungot 01:14:54 shachaf: btw i still don't get it just because i use it for screen??? 01:15:10 yes, fungot. just because you use it for screen 01:15:11 shachaf: but eventually, you start depending on eval order, you can do 01:15:58 markov chains sure are chatty folk, wouldn't you agree, fungot 01:15:59 Bike: rather than after trying rewind on it purely from the perspective of someone who has a javascript-based search form he tries to trick humans into making losing bargains, just like in doom 01:16:10 wow, what 01:16:20 * oerjan is reminded of Gregor's (?) horrible tome of eval puns 01:16:25 ^style 01:16:25 Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld europarl ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc* iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube 01:16:38 ^style iwcs 01:16:39 Selected style: iwcs (Irregular Webcomic scripts) 01:16:56 don't think i've seen fungot with this style 01:16:57 Phantom_Hoover: oh, of the house, so he wasn't joking i don't bolivia! something that might help us get a healer 01:17:17 i don't bolivia either 01:17:31 fungot, i think i prefer the homestuck 01:17:31 Phantom_Hoover: but, but... that's not a fish. it's a lump of rock! we didn't give any thought the guys at nasa has fast-tracked a prototype deep has held out well, a funny thing happened on a real. how come they are, since i heard the news from the east of paris. made of plaster 01:17:33 is it in anyones intentions to make sense ? 01:17:40 gasoline: rarely 01:17:41 no 01:17:51 `WELCOME gasoline 01:17:54 GASOLINE: WELCOME TO THE INTERNATIONAL HUB FOR ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE DESIGN! FOR MORE INFORMATION, CHECK OUT OUR WIKI: HTTP://ESOLANGS.ORG/WIKI/MAIN_PAGE. (FOR THE OTHER KIND OF ESOTERICA, TRY #ESOTERIC ON IRC.DAL.NET.) 01:17:56 it's just a babble pot written in befunge 01:18:00 hi shachaf 01:18:00 ^source 01:18:00 http://git.zem.fi/fungot/blob/HEAD:/fungot.b98 01:18:20 gotcha HackEgo 01:18:31 `? shachaf 01:18:34 shachaf ? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 01:18:39 wat 01:18:42 huh 01:18:43 `? shachaf 01:18:43 `? shachaf 01:18:45 shachaf sprø som selleri 01:18:58 `? oerjan 01:19:01 now what 01:19:01 oerjan ? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 01:19:05 `? oerjan 01:19:07 `? oerjan 01:19:10 Phantom_Hoover: final space problem 01:19:10 oerjan ? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 01:19:10 shachaf sprø som selleri 01:19:23 oerjan, wait what 01:19:33 Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a lying Norwegian. 01:19:48 Phantom_Hoover: if you tab complete a nick it gives a final space. `? distinguishes that from without. 01:20:07 ahhhh 01:20:20 Hey, that's not a lie 01:20:28 `? FireFly 01:20:30 what isn't? 01:20:31 FireFly? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 01:20:36 Your line 01:21:00 is this seriously a whole irc bot written in befunge 01:21:05 yes 01:21:14 this was compiled from something else 01:21:15 right 01:21:18 tell me it was 01:21:25 That'd be boring 01:21:40 Fungot is written in Befunge? 01:21:50 shachaf didn't know? 01:21:58 i refuse to believe a human wrote this 01:22:00 Bike, not as far as i know, and it doesn't look like it is 01:22:03 I thought that was common knowledge? 01:22:04 oerjan: Nope. 01:22:11 No one ever told me! 01:22:13 fizzie: Bike refuses to believe you are human 01:22:20 i mean there are comments and everything 01:22:21 i'm sorry fizzie, i have principles 01:22:37 fizzie just passed the anti-Turing test? 01:22:51 hm, or failed perhaps 01:22:54 > "We have lambdabot here too!" 01:22:55 "We have lambdabot here too!" 01:22:58 -!- cherep_ has quit (Quit: Leaving). 01:23:11 lambdabot is haskell, right 01:23:26 yes 01:23:44 thank you. 01:24:20 Bike: That's not the proper way to address lambdabot. 01:24:23 @thank you 01:24:23 Maybe you meant: thank you thanks 01:24:25 Hmm. 01:24:26 @thx 01:24:27 you are welcome 01:24:47 @thanks 01:24:48 you are welcome 01:24:53 HackEgo and EgoBot are both sandboxed linux environment thingies 01:25:07 Can I run commands as root on HackEgo? 01:25:08 oonbotti: you are here too! 01:25:09 oerjan: Why do you think I am here too!? 01:25:21 shachaf: you can _try_... 01:25:27 `help 01:25:29 Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ 01:25:31 oonbotti: you are a bot 01:25:34 FireFly: Perhaps you would like me to be a bot. 01:25:39 `? HackEgo 01:25:41 @thanks, lambdabot 01:25:42 you are welcome 01:25:42 HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing. 01:26:01 `help 01:26:03 Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ 01:26:04 `help 01:26:06 Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ 01:26:24 speaking of turing tests, quick poll, raise your hand if you're actually an ELIZA script 01:26:58 An ELIZA script would turn that into a question 01:27:03 So no, I am not 01:27:07 * oerjan raises hand 01:27:15 How would you feel about actually being an ELIZA script? 01:27:19 ha, you fail the eliza test oerjan 01:27:20 `echo $PWD 01:27:22 * shachaf is SHRDLU 01:27:22 $PWD 01:27:27 `run echo $PWD 01:27:28 `run echo $PWD 01:27:30 /hackenv 01:27:36 Stop being me, shachaf 01:27:39 `run id -a 01:27:42 uid=5000 gid=227965 01:27:42 shachaf, what is the color of the pyramid on the green block 01:27:48 fiora, noted 01:27:51 /hackenv 01:27:54 Gregor: Can we have root access to HackEgo? 01:28:01 It's sandboxed, right? 01:28:40 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:28:55 `run ls | xargs 01:28:58 bin canary foo karma lib paste quotes share wisdom zalgo.hs 01:29:23 | xargs? 01:29:29 Is that the same thing as echo $(ls)? 01:29:40 Yeah, I guess 01:29:52 i think xargs is meant to be a safe version that deals with quotation and stuff 01:30:00 since shell is kind of. chaotic 01:30:33 Pft. 01:30:38 i've been using | fmt -w500 or thereabouts for HackEgo 01:30:58 | xargs is just a lazy way to get everything on one line 01:31:14 well, xargs has proper uses too 01:31:14 `ls 01:31:17 bin \ canary \ foo \ karma \ lib \ paste \ quotes \ share \ wisdom \ zalgo.hs 01:31:22 Ah, neat 01:31:47 `run echo $PATH 01:31:50 /hackenv/bin:/opt/python27/bin:/opt/ghc/bin:/usr/bin:/bin 01:32:52 `run ghc -e 'print "Broken I think"' 01:32:56 ghc: can't find a package database at /usr/lib/ghc-6.12.1/package.conf.d 01:33:24 `ls bin 01:33:26 ? \ @ \ No \ WELCOME \ WeLcOmE \ addquote \ addquotee \ allquotes \ anonlog \ calc \ define \ delquote \ delquotee \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ fuck \ google \ hatesgeo \ hi \ joustreport \ jousturl \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ maketext \ marco \ paste \ pastefortunes \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ pastlog \ ping 01:36:31 kmc: Did you know that? 01:36:57 know what? 01:37:04 xargs with no args? 01:37:15 that's convenient 01:38:31 kmc: fungot is written in Befunge. 01:38:32 shachaf: oh, there's a sign, maybe. it's the only country with a specific law against walking up the path! wranglin' giant reptiles. in the background 01:40:21 oh 01:40:24 i didn't know that either 01:40:28 http://git.zem.fi/fungot/blob/HEAD:/fungot.b98 01:40:29 shachaf: sorry, i don't know what they're up here while dad and i know, the guy who does the opposite of normal software engineering we've seen you before in cyberspace. this patch of light a star. they're too uncouth point, followed by the gerund if necessary, bein' dead on flimsy premise. the characters exchanged jokes about it amidst unresolved sexual tension. 01:41:46 whoever wrote fungot is insane. funges are hard. 01:41:46 SingingBoyo: are you sure the technology! come about fer what purpose, ye scurvy creature! it's killed kyros and lambert, a travelling merchant, practised with bow, can i make new laws on the books, is now carting around two wannabe scientists are still growing! they look, let me pick something of it, fast, highly technological terror you've constructed. the ability to be captured a spanish galleon! arrr!! 01:41:48 impressive 01:42:45 "fast, highly technological terror you've constructed" 01:43:20 ^style 01:43:21 Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld europarl ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc iwcs* jargon lovecraft nethack pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube 01:43:22 shachaf: lens/travis-cabal-apt-install uses xargs for that. 01:43:50 fungot: That's not the first time fungot has said that. 01:43:50 shachaf: you! shall not! parse! enjoying the easy life at the expense of the artwork, and if the thermal exhaust port gets hit... i should join the dark side, the snakes, and 9... 01:44:03 Er, FireFly: 01:44:14 Oh, okay 01:45:23 ^style youtube 01:45:23 Selected style: youtube (Some YouTube comments) 01:45:30 fungot: speak your mind 01:45:30 FireFly: avril lavigne could be wrong. this website is pretty good for about 10 seconds and then i jizz in my pants. great job 01:45:38 Oh god. 01:45:54 Firefly: that's what you get for going with youtube 01:46:19 fungot 01:46:34 befungot 01:46:34 shachaf: what/ why are you, stop looking for the movie. 01:53:05 -!- gasoline has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 02:10:14 -!- ifnspifn has quit (Quit: ifnspifn). 02:10:57 -!- Arc_Koen has quit (Quit: Comment on appelle un mec qui pilote un avion ?). 02:13:31 -!- Nisstyre-laptop has joined. 02:40:59 fungot! 02:41:00 kmc: haha jt shaking his head. and bullet time? 02:41:15 fungot! fun..got! 02:41:16 kmc: nothing to do some break, but computers have no theory, you really that hard for you. he's a pretend christian. his brother is a fake? 02:44:59 fungot: great job 02:44:59 kmc: i guess, possibly to the person who feels sick after watching this kind of " mental instability". too much, the docks, the history channel on modern marvels, they always bring him back as a result of very poor research. 02:46:03 ^style iwcs 02:46:03 Selected style: iwcs (Irregular Webcomic scripts) 02:46:11 ^style lovecraft 02:46:12 Selected style: lovecraft (H. 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Lovecraft's writings) 02:46:16 fungot: ! 02:46:16 kmc: published fnord 1936 in astounding stories, vol. 13, p. fnord. prop... fnord... 02:47:01 in college i used to collect old CRT monitors and have them in my room displaying markov chain output in that xscreensaver 'phosphor' mode, 24/7 02:47:29 i had one that was trained on the holy books of the world's religions 02:47:41 and another that was trained on the wikipedia talk pages regarding the world's religions 02:48:05 so the first one would proselytize continuously and the second one would conduct flamewars with itself 02:49:02 this sounds like a meditation ritual 03:12:03 hi kmc 03:12:46 spj wants YOU for G.H.C. army 03:13:59 -!- FreeFull has quit. 03:21:59 -!- Sgeo|web has joined. 03:22:40 -!- Sgeo|web has changed nick to Sgeo. 03:27:58 o rly 03:28:44 http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2012-December/105041.html 03:29:43 :( why does CentOS include an obsolete Mercurial? 03:30:40 CentOS has exactly the same packages as the corresponding RHEL version 03:30:45 if you want newer stuff you should add EPEL 03:36:50 Maybe I could just compile and use Mercurial from source? 03:37:11 Using obsolete is not an option -- I sort of copied all the stuff over from one machine to another 03:39:23 why are you using centos? 03:40:20 Because not my choice, although I do have root access 03:42:55 well 03:43:08 ok 03:43:43 If you have root access, you have a choice. 03:48:16 How long does it take for a caffeine addiction to develop? 03:48:32 About a week. 03:48:43 I had one coffe on Monday and one on Tuesday, now I'm looking forward to having coffee on Thursday 03:49:11 When do you drink your coffee? 03:49:21 Around 11am 03:50:20 1100 drink coffee everyday 03:54:39 -!- jfischoff has quit (Quit: jfischoff). 04:05:14 -!- SingingBoyo has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 04:19:32 -!- jfischoff has joined. 04:31:24 -!- jfischoff has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 04:48:44 more like 1100 drink a 7-Eleven Double Gulp everyday 04:52:59 Wouldn't doing that at 0711 make more sense? 04:53:26 no because i am not awake then 05:00:12 -!- variable has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 05:17:35 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: leaving). 05:20:00 -!- heroux has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). 05:23:53 -!- heroux has joined. 05:27:24 A chess variant: The king is allowed to make a long move once per game. 05:28:00 (Castling does not count as this long move.) 05:43:53 -!- variable has joined. 06:12:42 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 06:41:16 -!- Bike has joined. 07:19:17 -!- ifnspifn has joined. 07:29:25 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 07:31:24 -!- zzo38 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 07:32:52 -!- Bike has joined. 07:34:40 -!- Bike_ has joined. 07:35:49 -!- Bike has quit (Disconnected by services). 07:35:55 -!- Bike_ has changed nick to Bike. 07:38:04 -!- ais523 has joined. 07:47:53 I thought I was human. :/ :\ 07:49:19 how silly of you 07:49:37 fungot: Did I at least write you? 07:49:38 fizzie: it was while struggling up the colossal spiral incline that we first encounter the permanent entry of the weird over the ancient eastern mind, and there was nothing anywhere but blackness and horror and silence and bones. 07:49:53 oh, are there tong-nou fans here? 07:50:09 what's a tong-nou 07:50:10 help 07:51:10 What's CPR analysis? 07:51:23 ^style 07:51:24 Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld europarl ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc iwcs jargon lovecraft* nethack pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube 07:51:25 (Okay, that was obvious.) 07:51:27 Ah, Constructed Product Result 07:51:45 Really, "Construct Product Result"? 07:52:25 tong-nou is an obscure video game, i was just wondering because the phrase "eastern mind" doesn't come up in many other contexts (that aren't, like, racist orientalist shit, maybe?) 07:52:58 fungot knows many things 07:52:59 olsner: published november 1923 in weird tales, vol. 45, no. 1, p. fnord. 07:53:20 ^style nethack 07:53:20 Selected style: nethack (NetHack 3.4.3 data.base, rumors.tru, rumors.fal) 07:53:22 fungot fungot fungot 07:53:22 shachaf: the secret of wands of nothing happens: try again! xander double ( grabbing the gun): a japanese flail. ( autolycus the rogue, from the dead body of a wand of undead turning might bring your dog. 07:53:36 the secret of wands of nothing happens: try again! 07:53:42 good advice 07:53:45 fungot fungot fungot 07:53:45 shachaf: sorry, no one really subscribes to rec.games.roguelike.nethack. ' you have a hidden enchanted touch. we are fools" ( the rime of the days before he had still spent a deal of indian lore in his memory. ( prehistoric animals, and from the cemetery intimidates and disconcerts that which startled mrs. hall. it has become an accepted fact amongst the practitioners of the same fashion that a shimmering gold shield is not lik 07:53:51 Lovecraft could arguably be "racist orientalist shit". 07:54:34 dunno if i'd call him orientalist, he went more the "evil hivemind" route than the "ancient Chinese wisdom" route 07:54:56 fungot: What kind of settings did I use for this style? It's so incoherent. 07:54:56 fizzie: thoth: the minotaur was a monster you'll have a hidden enchanted touch. 07:55:28 fungot fungot fungot 07:55:34 fungot fungot fungot fungot fungot 07:55:39 hi fungot 07:56:36 It seems very interested in the hidden enchanted touch. 07:56:52 hi fungot 07:56:52 shachaf: most of the wild, hunters but hunters ever of the mazes. he created an empire in which they died and in the saddle, and at times the gods are happy when they take the back of the oligocene being 8 feet high, and i will eat them. 07:57:01 fungot is a liar. 07:57:11 I like how that ends. 07:57:43 I think "them" is referring to the gods. 08:01:10 fungot: eat gods 08:01:10 olsner: marduk: first in the use of his seed unto molech, to the galaxy, by sucking the blood of sleeping persons.... thrice i filled the tub and emptied it. however, one would go endlessly along its twisting paths without ever finding the exit. ( excerpted from internet oracularity 576.6) 08:01:36 Man, those Internet Oracle answers are sometimes kinda weird. 08:01:38 that's pretty appropriate, I think. 08:02:08 Bike Bike Bike 08:02:12 I should maybe add a style one of these days, I haven't done it in a long while. 08:02:25 internet oracle style? 08:02:50 or, how about... gangnam style? HAHA so funny 08:03:28 )()))))((()()()()(((()))()()())))(()((())( 08:03:57 ^style gangnam 08:03:57 Not found. 08:04:07 A bit behind the times, there. 08:04:23 everybody here's seen the music video without music, right 08:05:00 is it actually the video without music or is it just redubbed with sound effects? 08:05:32 it's redubbed to add sound effects, but it's pretty good 08:05:53 i've yet to actually hear the song, whenever i'm tempted to I just go back and watch the music video instead. 08:16:37 -!- Bike has quit (Quit: sleep). 08:17:33 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 08:18:55 fungot: say something 08:18:56 olsner: they say that a lembas wafer is a good way off from among his people; because he hath given of his face exposed excepting only his pink, peaked nose. it was overheard or repeated by an eight- pointed star. he is the best from their priesthood. 08:19:34 -!- c00kiemon5ter has quit (*.net *.split). 08:19:52 -!- c00kiemon5ter has joined. 08:20:37 a lembas wafer is "a good way off"? interesting 08:27:36 -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). 08:29:40 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 08:31:04 I ♥ Unicode 08:31:25 Heh my IRC client got confused by that :-) 08:31:41 I � Unicode 08:31:51 So I had another great idea for communist programming 08:31:57 -!- asiekierka has quit (Excess Flood). 08:32:44 `welcome GreyKnight 08:32:45 Integers are the workers of computing, but those hoity-toity objects take all the credit 08:32:57 GreyKnight: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) 08:33:01 What if we throw out all the objects and give their methods/properties to integers instead? 08:33:20 -!- SingingBoyo has joined. 08:33:27 shachaf: I've been here a hundred times but thanks anyway :-P 08:34:01 GreyKnight: So? 08:34:10 -!- asiekierka has joined. 08:35:01 Well... I already knew everything in the welcome blurb... 08:35:20 So? 08:35:31 The point is to make you feel welcome, not to teach you. 08:35:35 Fiora knows. 08:35:50 I said thanks for the welcome part 08:36:00 `WeLcOmE GreyKnight 08:36:04 GrEyKnIgHt: WeLcOmE To tHe iNtErNaTiOnAl hUb fOr eSoTeRiC PrOgRaMmInG LaNgUaGe dEsIgN! fOr mOrE InFoRmAtIoN, cHeCk oUt oUr wIkI: hTtP://EsOlAnGs.oRg/wIkI/MaIn_pAgE. (FoR ThE OtHeR KiNd oF EsOtErIcA, tRy #EsOtErIc oN IrC.DaL.NeT.) 08:36:23 Okay, *that* was amusing 08:37:03 (But the URL is broken now, sadface) 08:37:57 `ＷＥＬＣＯＭＥ GreyKnight 08:38:00 ＧＲＥＹＫＮＩＧＨＴ：　ＷＥＬＣＯＭＥ　ＴＯ　ＴＨＥ　ＩＮＴＥＲＮＡＴＩＯＮＡＬ　ＨＵＢ　ＦＯＲ　ＥＳＯＴＥＲＩＣ　ＰＲＯＧＲＡＭＭＩＮＧ　ＬＡＮＧＵＡＧＥ　ＤＥＳＩＧＮ！　ＦＯＲ　ＭＯＲＥ　ＩＮＦＯＲＭＡＴＩＯＮ，　ＣＨＥＣＫ　ＯＵＴ　ＯＵＲ　ＷＩＫＩ：　ＨＴＴＰ：／／ＥＳＯＬＡＮＧＳ．ＯＲＧ／ＷＩＫＩ／Ｍ 08:38:24 `run printf '\x031a\x032b\x033c\x034d' 08:38:27 .1a.2b.3c.4d 08:38:30 :-( 08:38:31 Anyway, suppose we use integers in place of objects/classes. The catch is that if, for example, you modify the .equals() method of 5, it affects all instances of 5 08:38:35 Gregor!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08:41:50 I guess you should use integers instead of floats instead? Just make them all rational, easy 08:42:48 (get lost, Cantor) 08:42:55 http://esolangs.org/wiki/Forte 08:43:20 "if, for example, you modify the .equals() method of 5, it affects all instances of 5" reminded me of this 08:44:26 That is similar 08:45:02 I guess if I have a .value() method or something I can maybe produce a superset of Forte's functionality 08:46:08 hmm, so cpressey has written an underload derivative 08:46:08 ais523: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. 08:46:12 @messages 08:46:12 oerjan said 3d 9h 48m 47s ago: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Talk:Carriage#Representation_erasure 08:46:22 Hm a string can be regarded as a function mapping integers to integers 08:46:24 I finally feel like I'm officially a big esolang name 08:47:35 I thought you already were 08:47:36 Brb 08:47:42 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Quit: brb). 08:47:45 ais523: You've "made it", now. No more financial troubles for the rest of your life. 08:48:02 `welcome ais523 08:48:05 ais523: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) 08:49:34 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 08:51:26 -!- Taneb has joined. 08:51:38 ais523: at least I suppose you got a bit famous for *not* implementing a certain esoteric language :-) 08:55:36 everyone's famous for that :) 08:56:32 At least you could legitimately claim you were waiting for your future self to do it 08:57:11 no, stop it! 08:57:41 `run printf '\u031a\u032b\u033c\u034d' 08:57:44 \u031a\u032b\u033c\u034d 08:57:50 Oh, hey, the string-as-function thing should work for Feather too 08:57:52 OK, printf doesn't implement that yet 08:58:09 shachaf: \x only reads the next two digits; \u does four, \U does eight 08:58:15 in most languages which have them 08:58:27 ais523: Yes, but I wanted two characters. 08:58:30 I was trying to IRC colors. 08:58:37 ah, OK 08:58:53 I think HackEgo has a control code filter 08:59:14 Thanks for being terrible, HackEgo. :-( 08:59:22 All the coolbots use colour these days. 08:59:28 s/lb/l b/ 08:59:37 Uncool is the new cool 09:05:07 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 09:06:16 https://github.com/Frib/Armok 09:06:26 Someone made an esolang without realising 09:08:48 The cave is only 1-dimensional! 09:08:53 is it a BF derivative? 09:09:16 s/B/D/ 09:09:42 I guessed 09:09:43 from the name 09:10:08 I don't think it's a BF derivative 09:10:11