00:00:29 "burning down the house"? 00:01:38 Just doesn't have the romance to it. 00:02:48 or Tay Zonday's I'm a hot hot surface baby. I'll get you melting on the carpet like a crispy chicken burger. 00:02:58 (something like that) 00:04:18 ...itidus i don't know how chicken works in australia but here it doesn't melt 00:05:52 Also this is too metaphorical. 00:06:08 I want to really feel like things are combusting. 00:06:51 -!- derdon has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:10:18 -!- glogbackup has joined. 00:11:13 -!- oerjan has set topic: waxing | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/. 00:18:36 What is this about waxing? 00:19:27 well it said waning before 00:19:48 which seemed so negative 00:29:16 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:39:58 -!- Patashu has joined. 00:40:24 -!- Patashu has quit (Disconnected by services). 00:40:25 -!- PatashuXantheres has joined. 00:43:52 -!- Patashu has joined. 00:45:32 here it is 00:45:55 I'm a hot hot surface baby - Don't be nervous - I can melt you 'till you're dripping - all over the carpet 00:46:22 I'm a hot hot surface baby - At your service - I can hold you 'til you sizzle - like a juicy chicken burger 00:46:58 -!- PatashuXantheres has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 01:49:48 -!- BlueProtoman has joined. 01:49:52 I just had a thought. 01:50:11 *gasp* 01:50:30 we cannot tolerate such a thing here. 01:50:35 Do algorithms with O(sin(x))? 01:50:41 Do algorithms with O(sin(x)) complexity exist? 01:52:32 Or, even better, O(tan(n)) complexity. 01:52:41 that would mean it should use < 1 instructions on some input lengths. 01:53:54 you could probably contrive something not very useful 01:54:03 There's still O(sin(n)). 01:54:29 yes, that gets arbitrary close to 0. 01:54:29 That means it'll sometimes take negative time. 01:54:39 that too :P 01:54:58 O(sin(abs(n)) 01:55:04 Now what? 01:55:09 That... Doesn't change that at all, in fact. 01:55:11 Oh, wait. 01:55:13 As it's assumed n > 0. 01:55:19 I mean O(abs(sin(n)) 01:55:28 that still gets arbitrary close to 0. 01:55:56 O(sin(n) + 2) 01:55:56 if you interpret it as + a constant, then it's the same as O(1). 01:56:27 and so you did 01:56:35 that's = O(1) 01:58:11 Hm... 01:59:23 O(hi pikhq_) 02:00:08 http://sprunge.us/RThh Remind me again why gzip is more than ~100 lines? 02:03:03 Remind me again why true is more than ~3 lines? 02:03:37 Because GNU hates all that is good. 02:04:14 And thinks "int main(){return 0;}" suggests they have a small e-penis. 02:04:29 main(){return 0;} 02:04:43 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 02:04:49 Not valid C99. 02:04:53 -!- DH____ has joined. 02:21:37 Free Software Foundation tends to make large programs 02:22:34 Sure, I'm cheating somewhat by using zlib. But, then, gzip 02:22:44 I would probably make some of the programs in assembly language/machine codes, still GPL licensed, and have those programs in C as well if you are loading them onto a computer where the program has not yet been written in assembly language for that computer. Some such program might include true/false 02:22:49 's gzip.c (main and a few util functions) is 600 lines. 02:23:00 That's *just* main and a few util functions used in main. 02:23:22 Does that include comments and blank lines? 02:23:34 Yeah, I'm just using wc -l 02:23:51 Sorry, I miscounted. 02:24:03 wc -l says 1,876 why did I say 600 02:24:30 GNU gzip's main is an OOM larger than that. 02:32:14 !c printf("%d", (unsigned short)1 > -1); 02:32:19 1 02:34:10 -!- pikhq has joined. 02:36:56 -!- pikhq_ has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 02:47:53 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: leaving). 02:50:14 For added perverseness: I'm not even using gzip well, and this is faster than gzip at decompression. 02:50:21 Erm, using zlib well. 03:04:44 -!- DH____ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 03:09:02 !c printf("Something") 03:09:04 Something 03:09:15 -!- BlueProtoman has quit (Quit: Leaving). 03:25:16 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 04:00:12 !c FILE* base = fopen("/tmp/newfile","w"); if(base == NULL) { printf("Failed to open file."); return 0; }; fputs("Hello remote filesystem!",base); fflush(base); fclose(base); return 0; 04:00:15 No output. 04:01:19 !c puts("^echo @echo fungot") 04:01:19 itidus20: i've seen others mentioned here, it can be 04:01:21 ​^echo @echo fungot 04:01:37 !c puts("@echo fungot") 04:01:37 itidus20: 1 for 1 cds) and buy strange old prog rock band 04:01:39 ​@echo fungot 04:01:48 worth a shot 04:03:05 !c FILE* base; char data[4095]; base = popen("/bin/ls /tmp/","r"); if(base == NULL) { printf("Failed to run command\n"); return 0; }; while(fgets(data, sizeof(data)-1, base) != NULL) { printf("%s", data); }; pclose(base); return 0; 04:03:08 Failed to run command 04:03:41 !c system("echo Hello world!"); 04:03:43 No output. 04:06:29 !bfjoust narf -><>[+<[]+<]>+<[<+]><+>[<[>]<]><+[>]+<[>>]>-<>[<->++<>]><-[>+]+ 04:06:32 ​Score for itidus20_narf: 5.3 04:09:15 !bfjoust narf -><>+[+<[]+<]>+<+[<+]><+>+[<[>]<]><+[>]+<+[>>]>-<>+[<->++<>]><-[>+]+ 04:09:17 ​Score for itidus20_narf: 6.6 04:10:08 "<>"? 04:17:04 -!- pikhq has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 04:17:14 -!- pikhq has joined. 04:18:42 -!- TodPunk has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 04:21:34 -!- TodPunk has joined. 04:40:11 so i saw someone link the dwarf fortress book in another channel.. the cellophane house era has begun 04:40:52 `pastelog cellophane 04:41:35 No output. 04:41:41 `pastelog cellophane 04:42:16 No output. 04:42:45 you win this round HackEgo 04:55:01 ...I think I just froze EgoBot. Sorry in advance. 04:56:22 -!- EgoBot has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 04:56:48 -!- pikhq_ has joined. 04:57:12 -!- pikhq has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 04:58:09 -!- Gregor has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 05:04:04 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 05:04:06 -!- DH____ has joined. 05:04:09 -!- HackEgo has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 05:09:06 -!- Gregor has joined. 05:16:51 -!- Patashu has quit (Disconnected by services). 05:16:51 -!- PatashuXantheres has joined. 05:17:11 -!- Gregor has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 21:33:57 -!- esowiki has joined. 21:33:58 -!- glogbot has joined. 21:34:00 -!- glogbackup has left. 21:34:01 -!- esowiki has joined. 21:34:02 -!- esowiki has joined. 21:34:03 -!- glogbackup has quit (Excess Flood). 21:35:03 -!- glogbackup has joined. 21:35:42 -!- Gregor has joined. 21:43:33 -!- Taneb has joined. 21:44:20 Ok um 21:44:29 Hello 21:44:30 I may have missed something in the design of this DR. 21:44:40 Does it have spears? 21:44:40 i.e. I used menacing wooden spikes instead of training spears. 21:44:46 This... turns out to be the wrong thing to do. 21:44:56 Oh dear 21:45:24 :D 21:45:26 RIP 21:46:22 3 dorfs dead, 2 of them soldiers. 21:48:29 2 more are hospitalised. 22:24:04 -!- nortti_ has joined. 22:33:05 -!- cswords__ has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 22:39:49 -!- elliott has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 22:41:35 -!- Vorpal has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 22:42:24 -!- elliott has joined. 22:42:34 -!- nooga has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 22:42:44 -!- olsner has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 22:46:25 Goodnight 22:46:27 -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: Leaving). 22:46:35 -!- oerjan has joined. 22:47:04 -!- olsner has joined. 22:48:12 -!- aloril has joined. 23:00:14 it's all the birds' fault http://phys.org/news/2012-06-giant-insects-evolution-birds.html 23:00:18 Hmm 23:00:24 I want to see a blind LP of NetHack 23:04:32 Sgeo: unspoiled people do not generally win NetHack in less than a few years :P 23:04:42 so it would have to be an awfully long-running LP. 23:04:58 elliott: Did you ever win NetHack. :-( 23:05:03 Has an unspoiled person ever won? 23:05:06 shachaf: No. 23:05:11 Sgeo: Yes. 23:05:14 It's a boring game. 23:05:17 (At least, I'm 99% sure they have.) 23:05:20 shachaf: Yes, it is. 23:05:41 "crawl > nethack" -- interhack developer 23:05:49 (Maybe.) 23:06:48 Crawl has a boring early-game (OK, an incredibly boring early-game) and a fun mid-to-late-game. 23:07:01 ais523 tells me NetHack is more like the opposite of that, so I probably won't play it much more. 23:07:08 Except to ascend. I've got to ascend NetHack once before I die. It's a token thing. 23:07:21 elliott: I've never gotten to the Crawl mid-to-late game, so I wouldn't know. 23:07:24 (I probably won't play it much more because its early game bores me, that is.) 23:07:27 shachaf: How far have you gotten? 23:07:27 I ascended NetHack atheist wishless, though! 23:07:36 elliott: No idea. Not far. 23:07:46 I mostly played it when I was uninterested in thinking or being careful. 23:07:49 shachaf: Have you seen the Lair? 23:07:52 Yes. 23:07:58 shachaf: Have you gotten to the last level of Lair? 23:07:59 I got killed by a death yak once. 23:08:05 And a hydra a few times. 23:08:07 I don't know. 23:08:13 It was, like, a while ago, man. 23:08:13 00:08 No games for elliott (killer=death yak). 23:08:14 :( 23:08:18 shachaf: What about the Orcish Mines? 23:08:25 Sure, I've been there. 23:08:31 (Though maybe I shouldn't have gone in so early.) 23:08:41 (You should do Lair first.) 23:08:48 What about Shoals, Swamp, Snake Pit, Elven Halls? (Slime Pits?) 23:09:02 Swamp -- maybe? 23:09:06 Elven Halls -- probably? 23:09:17 Who knows, man!!!!! 23:09:20 "as they say" 23:09:26 You've gone to Elf but haven't gotten a rune? 23:09:37 I think so? 23:09:40 Anyway, I define Crawl mid-to-late game as "first rune onwards", more or less. 23:09:50 Then after the late game is extended. (I've never done extended. :( ) 23:09:54 Well, you should ascend NetHack. 23:10:05 Play Wiz or Val/Sam. 23:10:16 Val/Sam has an easy early game, so you could play that. 23:10:16 shachaf: The furthest I've gotten in NetHack is doing Sokoban in the Mines as a Valkyrie dwarf. 23:10:23 ("Val/Sam" is like "C/C++".) 23:10:36 -!- nortti_ has quit (Quit: leaving). 23:10:37 It was very boring, except for the part where I angered the Keystone Kops. 23:11:00 #nethack got me out of that situation by having me steal something and then repay the shopkeeper, which calmed the Kops down. 23:11:03 elliott: If you kill the shopkeeper, the Kops never come. 23:11:05 Did you know NetHack doesn't make much sense? 23:11:32 Anyway, 23:11:36 I don't really like NetHack. 23:11:38 s/, $// 23:11:40 Erm. 23:11:41 s/, $/,/ 23:11:50 elliott: You should play it to the end! 23:11:51 s/Anyway$/Anyway,/ 23:12:02 In the late game in NetHack you become invincible. 23:12:05 shachaf: Even ais523 said NetHack probably isn't the game for me. 23:12:08 And you can kill anything by hitting it. 23:12:12 And yes, that's boring as hell. 23:12:20 It's not! 23:12:22 Not the first time. 23:12:32 I would play NetHack if they made an analogue of Crawl's sprint mode where it's just the Astral Plane. 23:12:36 (Or maybe all of the planes.) 23:12:42 The planes are boring. 23:12:47 Well, maybe not the Astral Plane. 23:12:52 The Plane of Water is really boring. 23:12:53 The Astral Plane isn't! Or at least it doesn't look boring. 23:12:56 I've never played it, naturally. 23:13:03 You gotta ascend NetHack at least once before you die, man! 23:13:07 ais523 thinks the Astral Plane is the best level, I think. 23:13:18 The Astral Plane is pretty good. 23:13:24 You would probably use the Astral Call Bug. 23:13:31 CHEATER 23:13:31 I would not. 23:13:48 It's fixed on the public servers, so I hear, anyway. 23:13:53 And offline play isn't cool. 23:14:02 shachaf: I bet you play with terminals bigger than 80x24. 23:14:03 Guess what OTHER patch is applied to public servers? 23:14:03 Cheater. 23:14:07 Yes, yours. 23:14:16 Sorry - I mean - not yours. 23:14:20 The one you CO-wrote! 23:14:31 Hey, I wrote the actual code in it! 23:14:39 Can you prove it? 23:14:51 You can ask the other person whose name is on the patch? 23:14:59 Not that you'd believe him. 23:15:09 elliott: I bet you're cheater_. 23:15:17 shachaf: Would *you* trust the guy who made YAML? 23:15:39 I am. :( 23:15:46 I notice you haven't responded to the hugeterm allegation. 23:15:57 I play on 80x24, thank you very much. 23:16:04 I don't even get the point of hugeterm. 23:16:05 Hey, I wrote a patch for NetHack 23:16:09 Do you get to see more of the map in Crawl? 23:16:26 shachaf: Yes, or a bigger message area. 23:16:32 In NetHack you see the entire map on the screen anyway. 23:16:33 -!- monqy has joined. 23:16:36 And there's no message area. 23:16:37 shachaf: But you can also just make the message area smaller to see all of the map. 23:16:41 We should let monqy settle this. 23:16:49 hi 23:16:49 monqy: You have 6 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. 23:16:54 hi 23:16:56 @ask monqy oh no 23:16:56 Consider it noted. 23:17:17 @ask FireFly hi 23:17:19 Consider it noted. 23:18:55 shachaf: Settle what? 23:18:55 elliott: You have 2 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. 23:19:06 elliott: The dispute. 23:19:10 what dispuet 23:20:29 shachaf: What dispute? 23:20:33 Oh. 23:20:34 That. 23:20:39 elliott: Do you claim there isn't a dispute? 23:20:44 That sounds like a dispute for monqy to settle. 23:20:44 monqy: Who wrote this patch? http://ben-kiki.org/oren/statuscolors/index.html 23:20:50 elliott: Oh, I meant hugeterm. 23:21:18 What dispute? 23:21:21 We both agreed it's stupid. 23:21:28 Oh. 23:21:34 monqy: Is hugeterm stupid? 23:21:48 monqy: Also, should elliott ascend at NetHack at least once before he dies. 23:21:52 :'( 23:21:56 "as they say" 23:22:51 hugeterm is stupid 23:23:00 I don't care whether elliott ascends nh or not 23:23:18 Should I ascend Crawl? 23:23:26 Yes. 23:23:38 (In Crawl, the "ascending" is walking up a bunch of stairs!) 23:23:47 shachaf: Did you know the way to win Crawl is to run away form things? 23:23:48 from 23:24:08 elliott: In NetHack, "ascending" is walking up a bunch of stairs! 23:24:13 Except for the mysterious force. 23:24:19 Do you even know what that is? :-( 23:24:29 I know of it! I forget what it is. 23:24:35 (Anyway, no, it isn't.) 23:24:38 It's mysterious. 23:24:38 (You ascend to demigodhood.) 23:24:40 (Not the same thing.) 23:24:54 (You ascend up the figurative demigodhood stairs.) 23:25:15 shachaf: Did you know that Debian applies a patch to NetHack that changes the gameplay? 23:25:21 That upsets me. 23:25:24 Sounds reasonable. 23:25:26 Which one? 23:25:29 The 95_enh_engulf_prayers.dpatch patch makes being engulfed a major trouble, so that a successful prayer while engulfed will get you expelled and cause the engulfing monster to flee. 23:25:44 elliott: Do you know what the WORST PART OF NETHACK is? 23:25:49 !bfjoust 3pac >+>->+>->+>->+>---<++<--<++<--<++<(-)*8>(+)*8>(-)*8>(+)*8>(-)*8>(+)*8>(-)*8>(+)*8(>[(-)*3([+{(+)*15([-{[.-](>[(+)*3([-{(-)*15[+]}])%6])*21}])%30}])%6](+)*2)*21 23:25:49 quintopia: You have 2 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. 23:25:50 All of it? 23:25:55 ​Score for quintopia_3pac: 30.5 23:25:56 Hint: It's the "wraps itself around you" thing. 23:26:03 To quote squarelos, "nethack is weird". 23:26:13 s/wraps/swings/ 23:26:29 "The giant eel swings itself around you!" <-- worst part of NetHack 23:26:34 What's that? 23:26:47 Instadeath in one turn. 23:26:53 That's dumb. 23:26:55 Unless you do one of a few weird things. 23:27:07 Like levitate (if you're not levitating) or unlevitate (if you're levitating). 23:27:07 I do not like instadeath effects. 23:27:15 But taking off boots of levitation takes more than one turn! 23:27:26 (Not even starvation.) 23:27:32 You can also teleport the eel away. Or yourself, unless you're on a no-teleport level! 23:27:36 (You should just lose HP and MHP a bunch until it's 0 or something.) 23:27:46 Magic Hit Points? 23:27:50 Max HP. 23:27:51 Hip Points? 23:28:11 Slowly the things you like become more and more mainstream? 23:28:50 yes 23:28:57 "reddit humour" ":'(" 23:29:19 Did you know there was a time when people on reddit didn't complain about hipsters? 23:29:28 Yes, five years ago. 23:29:37 (It wasn't the good old days, though. It was bad in another ways instead) 23:29:47 It wasn't that bad five years ago! 23:30:00 It wasn't *that* bad. But it was still pretty bad. 23:30:05 But less bad. 23:31:13 did you know: iv'e never reddit 23:31:21 monqy facts, brought to you by monqy 23:31:32 monqy: Continue this state. 23:31:48 Wow, what a pretentous wording. 23:31:50 pretentious. 23:31:55 monqy: Can you punch me for saying that? 23:31:59 pretentuous. 23:32:02 consider yourself puncht 23:32:17 elliott: do you hate people who say words like 23:32:21 "punch'd" 23:32:22 :'( 23:32:42 "puncht" is not "punch'd". 23:32:47 I know. 23:32:59 I'm not talking about "puncht". 23:33:13 I'm TALKING ABOUT THE APOSTROPHE. 23:33:25 hi FireFly 23:33:41 FireFl'y 23:34:44 !bfjoust 3pac >+>->+>->+>->+>---<++<--<++<--<++<(-)*8>(+)*8>(-)*8>(+)*8>(-)*8>(+)*8>(-)*8>(+)*8(>[(-)*3([+{(+)*15([-{[.-](>[(+)*3([-{(-)*15[.+](>[(-)*3([+{(+)*15[-]}])%6])*21}])%6])*21}])%30}])%6](+)*2)*21 23:34:47 ​Score for quintopia_3pac: 30.1 23:34:53 hmm 23:37:00 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Lost terminal). 23:44:22 elliott: You know jkff from #haskell? 23:44:49 No. 23:44:53 Oh. 23:44:53 Are they new or something? 23:45:01 I don't think so? 23:45:11 jkff is Eugene Kirpichov (as I just discovered). 23:49:28 -!- Patashu has joined. 23:51:35 Who? 23:52:10 Oh, the htrace person. OK. So? 23:54:47 So nothing. 23:54:49 What's htrace? 23:55:06 Oh, looks fancy. 23:57:20 !bfjoust 3pac >+>->+>->+>->+>---<++<--<++<--<++<(-)*8>(+)*8>(-)*8>(+)*8>(-)*8>(+)*8>(-)*8>(+)*8(>[((-)*3([+{(+)*15([-{[-]}])%30}])%6>)*3((+)*3([-{(-)*15[+]}])%6>)*18](+)*2)*21 23:57:23 ​Score for quintopia_3pac: 35.5 23:58:02 -!- Patashu has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 23:58:24 -!- Patashu has joined. 23:59:06 !bfjoust 3pac >+>->+>->+>->+>---<++<--<++<--<++<(-)*20>(+)*20>(-)*8>(+)*8>(-)*8>(+)*8>(-)*8>(+)*8(>[((-)*3([+{(+)*15([-{[-]}])%30}])%6>)*3((+)*3([-{(-)*15[+]}])%6>)*18](+)*2)*21 23:59:09 ​Score for quintopia_3pac: 37.2