00:03:26 -!- calamari has joined. 00:14:59 Triple facepalm. There’s someone on IRC with a problem: he’s hosting an interactive web map of his Minecraft world. The users of the gentleman’s map keep getting blacklisted. You see, he’s using a brilliant security program that bans clients who keep receiving HTTP 4xx responses, and map areas with no content are disclosed to clients with HTTP 404. 00:16:28 :D 00:16:52 What channels do you even hang out in that get problems like that? I want to join them. 00:20:30 -!- calamari has left ("Leaving"). 00:22:00 Oh, just #donttellelliottaboutthischannel 00:22:07 Whoops, i wasn’t supposed to tell you about it. 00:22:22 01:22 Names: @elliott 00:22:24 What a perfect channel. 00:25:26 -!- mad has joined. 00:25:26 -!- mad has changed nick to madbr. 00:29:53 ion: 00:29:54 01:29 !lg * min=dur 00:29:54 01:29 1630445. ion the Slicer (L11 DSFi), worshipper of Okawaru, slain by a queen bee on D:12 on 2009-08-07, with 11282 points after 17153 turns and -6:02:09. 00:29:55 01:29 wow 00:29:59 It's about to be on FooTV. :P 00:31:30 ion: So what's with that? And why did you use an even bigger terminal in 2009? 00:49:22 -!- Phantom__Hoover has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 00:51:14 elliott: A broken system clock on a game server, i guess. 00:51:19 elliott: What was my terminal size? 00:51:23 Too big. 00:57:21 -!- monqy has joined. 00:59:57 hello, monqy 01:00:21 hello 01:00:45 I don't like people who clear lambdabot messages before speaking in channels. 01:00:46 elliott: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. 01:00:47 It ruins everything. 01:01:01 :( 01:01:01 EVERYTHING. 01:01:12 but what if I don't have anything to say here then how will I check my messages!! 01:01:12 monqy: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. 01:01:17 like that 01:01:26 yeah but I had something to say 01:01:26 : that 01:01:57 @tell nobodyinparticular I hate people who leave messages to nonexistent nicks on lambdabot, thereby taking up its disk space for absolutely no reason. 01:01:57 Consider it noted. 01:02:06 -!- elliott has changed nick to nobodyinparticul. 01:02:09 -!- nobodyinparticul has changed nick to elliott. 01:02:13 :( 01:02:16 You've ruined it forever. 01:02:19 I don't think even I can remove that. 01:02:37 Bahaha 01:02:43 I wasn't even thinking about the length. 01:02:46 However, 01:02:58 02:02 @print-notices 01:02:58 02:02 fromList [("\SI",(Nothing,[Note {noteSender = "Sgeo", noteContents = "that I said hi", noteTime = (1336513878,173020000000), noteType = Tell}])),[...] 01:03:03 Sgeo is still the most ruiner. 01:03:10 ruinerest 01:03:16 @@ @tell elliott @quote 01:03:16 Consider it noted. 01:03:26 @messages? 01:03:26 elliott: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. 01:03:28 @messages 01:03:28 ion said 11s ago: kilimanjaro says: the bad kind of laziness is "so they just invent an equivalance class of monotonic continuous functions that `represent' that partial order. but they haven't 01:03:28 taken a shower in like 10 days!" 01:08:19 `words --en-all 50 01:08:23 Unknown option: en-all 01:08:31 I never remember the args for that 01:09:09 `words --eng-all 50 01:09:16 hitte haw lup station ovzai knolek gatomianec epitatethy vilt anik moiieyuehr fttive hista caperadi dissen clon kersolum wbent akpackada packforen ableptally pazar balla spher cef 01:09:23 `run words --help | paste 01:09:27 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.29925 01:26:29 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:26:50 Did you read the longer message I wrote about Ibtlfmm programming so far? I may write the second message later on too. 01:27:01 It is an entire fire 01:27:10 s/fire/file/ 01:28:11 it's an entire fire 01:28:38 I didn't write everything so I will then write the second one 01:38:38 Another thing, I would like in Ibtlfmm, possibly a Haskell compiler could implement it too, but I don't know of any way to do this in Haskell, is: You can load a program dynamically (dynLoad :: Typeable x => FilePath -> IO x) and then x is the type of main in whatever file you are loading (you get an error if the types do not match). 01:39:37 Is there any Haskell compiler with anything like this? 01:41:26 hint lets you write a function like that. 01:41:35 In fact, with that exact type. 01:41:36 http://hackage.haskell.org/package/hint 01:44:18 -!- augur has joined. 01:45:30 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:45:32 I don't see. 01:45:44 -!- augur has joined. 01:46:33 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:50:58 -!- augur has joined. 01:52:19 Can you explain? 01:52:37 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:54:13 zzo38: Sure. 01:54:24 hint exposes the GHC API in a simple manner. 01:54:39 You just need loadModules + interpret. 01:54:44 (And runInterpreter.) 01:55:41 -!- david_werecat has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 01:57:19 But what if it is a binary file which is not a package? 02:07:07 "omee~" -- monqy, 2012 02:08:13 i meant omee! 02:08:25 ~ is like right next to !!! 02:08:33 do you have a key that inserts "!!!" 02:08:40 anyway im going to stick with "omee~" 02:08:43 :( 02:08:49 `addquote ophanim: omee~ 02:08:52 854) ophanim: omee~ 02:08:58 nooo 02:09:03 `delquote 854 02:09:07 ​*poof* ophanim: omee~ 02:09:08 `revert 02:09:11 Done. 02:09:15 `quote 853 02:09:19 853) I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". pikhq: to what? To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. 02:09:52 is that one funny 02:15:00 -!- augur has joined. 02:16:37 no 02:17:59 `delquote 853 02:18:02 ​*poof* I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". pikhq: to what? To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. 02:18:20 apparently, only funny things are allowed to be quoted 02:18:24 i did not know 02:18:33 i will inform ais 02:19:15 `revert 02:19:18 Done. 02:19:23 your quote is reinstated 02:19:36 whoa neat 02:19:38 please contact the retention department 02:19:59 `quote 02:19:59 `quote 02:20:00 `quote 02:20:00 `quote 02:20:00 `quote 02:20:09 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 274 seconds). 02:20:09 that's a many quote 02:20:09 39) [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective 02:20:11 606) lol :( 02:20:22 95) I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... 02:20:23 200) OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. 02:20:24 19) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! 02:20:53 what a great 5 quote 02:21:01 monqy: which will you delete ???? 02:21:04 are you saying they're all bad 02:21:07 i think they're mostly good :( 02:21:40 tempted to delete 606 02:21:52 wtf is 95 02:22:06 monqy: but it's so sad :( 02:22:16 :( 02:22:20 `quote 02:22:21 `quote 02:22:21 `quote 02:22:22 `quote 02:22:24 `quote 02:22:30 785) what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back 02:22:35 227) GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment 02:22:42 829) there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course 02:22:45 837) Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". 02:22:46 117) alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia 02:23:22 Is it permitted to specify -O2 and -O3 together? 02:23:29 its up to monqy this time 02:23:34 `quoteaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 02:23:36 and also 02:23:37 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: quoteaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: not found 02:23:37 every time 02:24:15 i'm bad at choices :( 02:24:37 ypou're even worse than me at choices maybe 02:24:40 how did you manage to do anythng 02:24:42 anything 02:24:43 i didnt 02:24:47 i dont get 227 is it funny 02:24:48 then how are you monqy!!! 02:25:04 227 is funny because asiekierka did not realise those options cannot be used together 02:25:08 and was doing some "benchmarking" 02:25:18 i now get it 02:25:24 and compared -Os -O2 -O3 to -O2 or something 02:25:40 It's hard to imagine -O2 to -O3 being a 4x improvement. 02:25:41 theres two types of allowed quotes 02:25:43 Not impossible, but hard. 02:25:45 funny quotes 02:25:46 -O0 to -O3, maybe. 02:25:52 and quotes that exist to shame or mock the person quoted 02:25:57 `quote monqy 02:25:59 like these ones 02:26:00 315) I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. \ 355) my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup \ 358) `quote django 02:26:14 mmm 02:26:15 old monqy 02:26:18 "missed" 02:26:21 :( 02:26:34 I also dislike quotation 606, it is the only one I have seen so far which I would vote to delete; it is too short and small 02:26:36 if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him 02:26:53 i would also need a clone machine 02:26:56 monqy: the time machine is within you!!! 02:27:05 `addquote if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him i would also need a clone machine 02:27:08 855) if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him i would also need a clone machine 02:27:33 `quote 02:27:33 `quote 02:27:34 `quote 02:27:34 `quote 02:27:34 `quote 02:27:44 518) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. 02:27:58 518 is the best 02:27:59 out of this batch 02:28:02 765) elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. 02:28:03 253) Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! 02:28:04 i don't even have to see the others to know that 02:28:05 261) [on egojoust] The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. 02:28:05 592) [from 2009] That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". 02:28:38 No you have to compare all of them to consider which one is best, unless it is like numeric with one highest infinity involved 02:28:42 probably should delete one of mine 02:28:45 zzo38: yes, it's exactly like that 02:28:53 You guys! 02:28:59 Five months tongue-face-smiley free! 02:29:02 of your quotes i vote for 253 or 261 02:29:05 I almost didn't even notice! 02:29:11 Gregor: I see :P 02:29:15 monqy: thank 02:29:18 I've learned a valuable life lesson never to use tongue face smiley 02:29:30 `delquote 253 02:29:33 ​*poof* Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! 02:29:36 monqy: what was the lesson 02:29:37 feel free to delquote 260 as well 02:29:41 Gregor: :P 02:29:43 never to use tongue face smiley 02:30:00 monqy: when was the lesson 02:30:01 was this something you committed to doing? 02:30:02 how did you learn it 02:30:08 I forget!!! 02:30:12 help 02:30:14 help :P 02:30:14 `quote 02:30:15 `quote 02:30:16 `quote 02:30:18 `quote 02:30:20 571) OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. 02:30:21 `quote 02:30:22 246) We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. 02:30:24 459) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise 02:30:25 100) I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O 02:30:31 323) Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! 02:30:41 100 or 323 imo 02:30:48 `delquote 323 02:30:51 ​*poof* Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! 02:31:06 can delete 100 too if you feel it in you 02:31:18 me? no feeling 02:31:32 does monqy ever feel 02:31:47 i would have gone for 100 imo but otoh 100 is traditional 02:32:17 actually i think im going to 02:32:19 undo that delete 02:32:20 for now 02:32:22 `revert 02:32:23 sory monqy 02:32:24 Done. 02:32:27 you can put it back if you want 02:32:28 the 02:32:29 lack 02:32:30 of quote 323 02:32:51 `quote 02:32:52 `quote 02:32:53 `quote 02:32:53 `quote 02:32:55 `quote 02:32:59 244) elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. 02:33:05 602) Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. 02:33:15 711) myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. 02:33:15 578) THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ 02:33:17 249) gah, why does lose keep winning? 02:33:59 244 or 249 or 578 02:34:06 711 is the best there 02:34:29 `delquote 578 02:34:31 ​*poof* THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ 02:34:34 `delquote 249 02:34:38 ​*poof* gah, why does lose keep winning? 02:34:40 agree wait no stop 02:34:43 you only delete one monqy!! 02:34:46 it' sthe rules 02:34:48 oops i 02:34:49 oopsed it 02:34:53 unless there's 02:34:54 i meant to delquote 244 02:34:58 `revert 02:34:58 two really really bad ones 02:35:00 Done. 02:35:00 `delquote 244 02:35:03 oh; that's reasonable 02:35:03 244 is bad 02:35:04 ​*poof* elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. 02:35:06 that one is pretty lame yes 02:35:09 `quote 02:35:09 `quote 02:35:10 `quote 02:35:11 `quote 02:35:13 `quote 02:35:15 12) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. 02:35:15 it's a hard job but we do it 02:35:22 97) Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? 02:35:34 601) Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. 02:35:34 100) I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O 02:35:36 711) interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. 02:35:45 601 is good 02:35:46 12 is best 02:35:52 711 is ok 02:35:54 `delquote 97 02:35:58 ​*poof* Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? 02:36:00 `quote 02:36:00 `quote 02:36:01 `quote 02:36:02 `quote 02:36:04 `quote 02:36:10 476) It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. 02:36:14 433) Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that Or, at least, my toilet looks different 02:36:24 476 is good 02:36:24 184) HOT SEXY SEX BITS 02:36:24 515) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. 02:36:27 646) If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. Also probably works in real life? 02:36:29 433 is good too 02:36:35 515 also good 02:36:46 i can't decide if 184 is good or not 02:36:49 646 is also good 02:36:54 184 is something i don't think we can ever delete 02:36:59 yeah it's traditional 02:37:00 515 is what was 518 until some were deleted 02:37:08 monqy: that can only be sarcastic ;( 02:37:20 don't worry i decided like it!! 02:37:21 `quote monqy 02:37:24 312) I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. \ 352) my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup \ 355) `quote django 02:37:26 you're a 300-quoter! 02:37:33 what does that mean 02:37:38 all of my quotes are over 300? 02:37:39 you joined when there were only ~300 quotes 02:37:41 this is how we rank people now 02:37:44 oh 02:37:48 well you got addquoted soon after you joined 02:37:50 because you were hilarious 02:37:57 what if i joined later but the quotes got delquoted 02:38:06 well these are the quotes now 02:38:10 and 02:38:11 also 02:38:11 "our quote id system sucks" 02:38:17 did you know the quote ids used to be not reused 02:38:20 you are still a 300 quoter baby 02:38:21 when it used -- seriously -- sqlite 02:38:34 i want to be hilarious again :'( 02:38:35 `quote 02:38:35 `quote 02:38:36 `quote 02:38:36 `quote 02:38:37 yeah those were the days 02:38:39 `quote 02:38:46 501) Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. 02:38:51 786) fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord 02:38:52 man i love one-to-one mappings of numders to quotes 02:39:00 would that we could have them back 02:39:00 50) no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> 02:39:00 338) 3 = 7/2 02:39:04 541) The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. 02:39:16 541 imho 02:39:26 `delquote 541 02:39:29 ​*poof* The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. 02:39:31 what's 338 02:39:39 monqy: were you ever here for fax 02:39:47 aka crystal-cola aka j-invariant aka faxathisia 02:39:53 aka quantumEd aka MissPigy aka uhhh soupdragon 02:39:56 aka ... probably more 02:39:57 apparently i joined before 338 but i don't remember this 02:40:13 it's impossible to explain if you don't remember fax really 02:40:17 `pastelogs 02:40:48 come on HackEgo!!! 02:40:49 No output. 02:40:52 what! 02:40:56 `pastelogs [<]crystal-cola[>] 02:40:56 hackego no 02:41:05 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.19740 02:41:47 2011-04-21.txt:15:02:26: anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' 02:41:47 2011-04-21.txt:15:02:44: since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims 02:41:52 god this paste is the best ever 02:42:41 monqy: read all of that and you'll probably understand crystal-cola 02:42:45 even the first few pages of trolling 02:42:45 ok 02:43:08 `quote 02:43:08 `quote 02:43:09 `quote 02:43:10 `quote 02:43:12 `quote 02:43:19 834) they call finnish human-readable? 02:43:24 268) back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. 02:43:32 469) ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? 02:43:33 125) Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough 02:43:34 375) You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. 02:44:01 i like 268 and 375 and probably 469 02:44:04 but 834 is good too 02:44:14 and 125 falls under the shaming/mockery categroy 02:44:16 *categoy 02:46:02 monqy: help 02:46:10 `quote 02:46:10 `quote 02:46:10 `quote 02:46:11 `quote 02:46:11 `quote 02:46:16 "moving on" 02:46:20 "with quote, life" 02:46:21 agree 02:46:25 595) Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. 02:46:26 monqy: "hi" 02:46:30 monqy: didnt you mean semicolon there 02:46:33 monqy: "do you like stroopwafels too" 02:46:43 586) Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia 02:46:46 739) When you die in Canada, you die in real life. 02:46:46 shachaf: whats a stroopwafels 02:46:47 170) I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol 02:46:48 655) Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. 02:47:04 monqy: "its good, you like it" 02:47:10 imo 170 02:47:41 `delquote 170 02:47:46 ​*poof* I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol 02:47:56 `quote 02:47:57 `quote 02:47:58 `quote 02:48:00 `quote 02:48:01 219) And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) 02:48:07 `quote 02:48:07 `quote 170 02:48:12 312) and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) 02:48:30 145) cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. 02:48:48 299) elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. 02:48:50 170) i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus 02:48:50 817) I don't even know set theory I haven't a clue what is going on wow got that 1 right 02:49:08 probably 817 02:49:17 monqy: were you around for cpressey/catseye/ZOMGMODULES visiting us regularly 02:49:25 i fear you might have missed it and i'm so sorry for you 02:49:28 ive seen ZOMGMODULES around but i dont think so :( 02:49:37 i feel sorry for me too 02:49:45 `delquote 817 02:49:48 ​*poof* I don't even know set theory I haven't a clue what is going on wow got that 1 right 02:50:08 monqy: "if eel sor ryfory ou" 02:52:00 `quote 02:52:01 `quote 02:52:01 `quote 02:52:03 `quote 02:52:05 `quote 02:52:09 211) I can play crysis, but not minecraft? 02:52:12 265) lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." 02:52:23 212) Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. 02:52:25 260) $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. 02:52:26 93) I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. 02:52:36 211 02:52:38 "imo" 02:53:38 monqy: `imo' 02:53:44 iyo 02:53:48 iyho 02:53:58 ``ieo'' 02:54:01 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: `ieo'': not found 02:54:10 monqy: im going to have to do it arent i :( 02:54:28 i'm debating between 211 and 93 02:54:34 not fond of either 02:54:35 `delquote 211' 02:54:38 No output. 02:54:50 i think 93 is mostly ok 02:54:55 `delquote 211 02:54:58 its not astonishing but 02:54:58 ​*poof* I can play crysis, but not minecraft? 02:54:58 by popular opinion 02:55:02 we got rid of most of the early-quote crappiness 02:55:05 ages ago 02:55:07 `quote 02:55:08 `quote 02:55:08 `quote 02:55:08 `quote 02:55:09 `quote 02:55:20 255) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck 02:55:32 imo 255 02:55:36 350) my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup 02:55:39 490) Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. 02:55:39 760) elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... 02:55:39 33) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. 02:55:45 `run function foo() { $(bin/quote | awk '{print $1 $2}'); }; echo $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) 02:55:50 bash: 462): command not found \ bash: 654): command not found \ bash: 476): command not found \ bash: 641): command not found \ bash: 142): command not found \ 02:56:00 350 is perfect obviously 02:56:04 490 is ok 02:56:08 760 is fungot, and so sacrosanct 02:56:09 elliott: bt ftw? :p. ugh i need to do the design as well, 02:56:21 33 is only there for the self-reference and it's crap but 02:56:21 `run function foo() { bin/quote | awk '{print $1 " " $2}'; }; echo $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) 02:56:25 730) 806) 368) 91) 412) 02:56:47 Sorcery. 02:57:03 good function 02:57:09 but what is the quote 02:57:21 "who cares" 02:57:25 me 02:57:26 i do 02:57:31 want a fight??? 02:57:37 yes :'( 02:57:40 I don't 02:57:40 go away 02:57:53 `run function foo() { bin/quote | awk '{print $1 " " $2 " " $3}'; }; echo $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) 02:57:58 43) I 106) if 585) [from 2009] 474) It's 76) Warrigal 02:58:07 i if it's warrigal 02:58:18 i 02:58:27 is it warrigal 02:58:29 `run function foo() { bin/quote | awk '{print $1 " " $2 " " $3 " " $4 " " "hi monqy"}'; }; echo $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) 02:58:35 661) Vorpal: your hi monqy 63) oohhh hi monqy 609) isn't a hi monqy 686) You should hi monqy 196) That is hi monqy 02:58:35 I assume that by "it's" you mean "you're" and by "i" you mean "say 'i'". 02:58:44 You should hi monqy 02:59:02 `run function foo() { bin/quote | awk '{print $1 " " $2 " " $3 " " $4 " " "hi monqy"}'; }; echo $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) 02:59:07 662) Life expectancy hi monqy 583) Just goes hi monqy 194) So it's hi monqy 344) Scotland turns hi monqy 658) I am hi monqy 02:59:16 :( 02:59:29 zzo38: No, *I* am hi monqy! 02:59:42 http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3360153036711&l=6945039e9e I made myself a pin to commemorate this auspicious day. 03:00:15 do I get a pin oo 03:00:16 too 03:00:17 Gregor: did you give it up for lent and then never stop 03:00:20 Our watch, sir, as you know, has comprehended two auspicious persons. 03:00:21 Gregor: pls actually make that 03:00:26 `quote 03:00:26 `quote 03:00:26 `quote 03:00:27 `quote 03:00:30 `quote 03:00:30 Gregor: hey, what's a version of Windows you hate? 03:00:37 windows 03:00:39 618) i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. 03:00:40 `run function foo() { bin/quote | awk '{print $1 " " $2 " " $3 " " $4 " " "for elliott"}'; }; echo $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) 03:00:41 662) Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. 03:00:48 shachaf: stop 03:00:52 646) clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals 03:00:53 529) I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. 03:00:53 248) actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left 03:00:53 642) You know for elliott 822) A lot for elliott 666) elliott: it for elliott 817) ais523: well, for elliott 151) pigeons are for elliott 03:01:07 elliott: Oh. :-( 03:01:09 That is why God invented the pigeon. 03:01:15 ok i laughed at pigeons are for elliott 03:01:22 "yay" 03:01:27 `run function foo() { bin/quote | awk '{print $1 " " $2 " " $3 " " $4 " " "the devil"}'; }; echo $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) 03:01:31 238) bin canary karma lib maketext monqy paste quotes share wisdom quintopia sits the devil 120) alise, marble the devil 741) `delquote 419 the devil 679) also, why the devil 75) It's not the devil 03:01:32 shachaf: can you stop we need to delete quotes!!! 03:01:35 monqy: which should we delete 03:01:39 Gregor: hey, what's a version of Windows you hate? // I only hate the versions that Microsoft was involved i. 03:01:41 *in 03:01:45 i cant see the quotes there's too much for elliott 03:01:47 i'll try harder 03:01:50 Gregor: oh, okay. 03:01:57 monqy: its above that 03:02:00 `cat bin/quote 03:02:02 ​#!/bin/sh \ allquotes | if [ "$1" ]; then \ if expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1; then \ sed "$1q;d" \ else \ grep -P -i -- "$1" \ fi \ else shuf -n 1; fi 03:02:11 `run head -n5 bin/quote 03:02:14 ​#!/bin/sh \ allquotes | if [ "$1" ]; then \ if expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1; then \ sed "$1q;d" \ else 03:02:36 `run cat bin/quote | tail -n+5 | head -n5 03:02:39 else \ grep -P -i -- "$1" \ fi \ else shuf -n 1; fi 03:02:46 shachaf: stop you're making monqy's screen scroll!!! 03:02:49 use `url 03:02:57 `url grey tea 03:02:59 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/grey tea 03:03:06 (I don't really pronounce it like that.) 03:03:46 `quote 238 03:03:49 238) * quintopia sits on gregor 03:03:51 that's totally how i pronounce "earl grey tea" 03:04:08 what is 238 03:04:09 quintopia: you pronounce it with a grave accent before it? 03:04:15 i was thinking 03:04:16 662 03:04:18 tswett: totally 03:04:19 or 03:04:19 `quote 662 03:04:20 248 03:04:22 662) Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. 03:04:36 `run function foo() { bin/quote | awk '{print $1 " " $2 " " $3 " " $4 " " "makes no sense"}'; }; echo $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) 03:04:36 I think we should delete quote 440. 03:04:39 `quote 440 03:04:41 i vote 662 03:04:41 659) Can you makes no sense 807) elliott: Apparently makes no sense 75) It's not makes no sense 735) Incest, the makes no sense 694) shachaf: wait, makes no sense 03:04:42 440) No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. 03:04:52 ok 440 also 03:04:57 no 03:04:57 -!- itidus20 has joined. 03:04:58 you're not 03:05:00 playing the game right 03:05:02 why are we beleeting again? 03:05:03 We should also delete quote 288. 03:05:04 this round is disqualified!!!! 03:05:05 `quote 03:05:05 `quote 288 03:05:06 `quote 03:05:07 `quote 03:05:08 `quote 03:05:11 `quote 03:05:12 aaaa too much words 03:05:13 `run function foo() { bin/quote | awk '{print $1 " " $2 " " $3 " " $4 " " "is disqualified!!!!"}'; }; echo $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) 03:05:14 just for fun? 03:05:17 tswett: stop! it'll get mixed into the quotes! you're all banned from quotes forever 03:05:18 shachaffffff :( 03:05:20 stooooop 03:05:23 elliott: oh, okay. 03:05:26 328) ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON 03:05:29 91) think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat 03:05:32 monqy: mye game > youre game :'( 03:05:42 elliott: no more quoting or deleting. stop. 03:05:46 288) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing 03:05:47 75) It's not incest if you're third cousins! 03:05:48 571) Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? 03:05:50 553) Intake flooded is disqualified!!!! 259) $ perl is disqualified!!!! 399) I used is disqualified!!!! 10) is disqualified!!!! 181) I don't is disqualified!!!! 03:05:53 5) GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. 03:06:01 288 is pretty nice. We should keep it. 03:06:12 259 is pretty good. 03:06:15 Gregor: does hackego have any bombs you can set off 03:06:17 `run function foo() { bin/quote | awk '{print $1 " " $2 " " $3 " " $4 " " "is pretty good!!!!"}'; }; echo $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) 03:06:22 104) okay I is pretty good!!!! 738) DeadlyFugu: the is pretty good!!!! 508) the classic is pretty good!!!! 308) elliott: well is pretty good!!!! 23) IN AN ALTERNATE is pretty good!!!! 03:06:24 * shachaf needs to go in a couple of minutes. 03:06:36 ---------- 03:06:37 `quote 03:06:38 `quote 23 03:06:38 `quote 03:06:39 `quote 03:06:40 sigh 03:06:45 "oops" 03:06:47 777) the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading 03:06:57 773) Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. 03:07:00 23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" 03:07:01 429) the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s 03:07:44 `run function foo() { bin/quote | awk '{print $1 " " $2 " " $3 " " $4 " " "should be turned into a HackEgo command!"}'; }; echo $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) 03:07:49 543) game where should be turned into a HackEgo command! 285) elliott, incidentally, should be turned into a HackEgo command! 459) The Russian's should be turned into a HackEgo command! 118) AnMaster: to should be turned into a HackEgo command! 188) well i should be turned into a HackEgo command! 03:07:59 285) elliott, incidentally, should be turned into a HackEgo command! 03:08:15 netcraft confirms it 03:08:27 shachaf stop :( 03:08:56 monqy: okaye :-( 03:09:08 -!- itidus22 has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 03:09:10 . ⎛ 03:09:17 - ⎜ 03:09:21 oopse 03:09:23 . ⎛ 03:09:29 - ⎜ 03:09:37 . ⎝ 03:09:40 "oopse" 03:09:44 . ⎛ 03:09:52 -- ⎜ 03:09:54 . ⎝ 03:09:56 what are you doing 03:10:16 :-(ing 03:10:32 . . 03:10:36 | 03:10:47 "uh oh" 03:10:48 /mode +b EVERYONE 03:10:58 shachaf: just 03:11:12 stop 03:12:03 `quote 03:12:03 `quote 03:12:05 `quote 03:12:05 `quote 03:12:07 `quote 03:12:10 254) so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? 03:12:12 337) [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed 03:12:14 grrrr 03:12:16 826) itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h 03:12:20 291) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. 03:12:22 quintopia: what 03:12:25 444) The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. 03:12:34 imo 337 03:12:43 elliott: do you really need to keep spamming the channel with quotes :/ 03:12:54 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────┐ 03:12:57 "at least it's better than shachaf's game" 03:12:57 │ EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH: │ 03:13:12 │ shachaf │ 03:13:12 └──────────────────────────────────────────────┘ 03:13:12 quintopia: it's our national op-endorsed past-time! 03:13:13 but it stops if anyone talks about/wants to talk about esolangs 03:13:19 kmc: "oh no :'(" 03:13:25 kmc: "what did i do" 03:13:28 complaining about `quote is close enough to talking about esolangs 03:13:52 monqy: good pointe 03:14:24 `run function foo() { bin/quote | awk '{print $1 " " $2 " " $3 " " $4 " " "is hard. let's go shopping!"}'; }; echo $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) 03:14:27 bash: -c: line 0: unexpected EOF while looking for matching `"' \ bash: -c: line 1: syntax error: unexpected end of file 03:14:43 `run function foo() { bin/quote | awk '{print $1 " " $2 " " $3 " " $4 " " "is hard. let'\''s go shopping!"}'; }; echo $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) 03:14:48 461) God, I is hard. let's go shopping! 141) So basically is hard. let's go shopping! 553) Intake flooded is hard. let's go shopping! 479) cigaretes and is hard. let's go shopping! 721) Just because is hard. let's go shopping! 03:15:36 `run function foo() { bin/quote | awk '{print $1 " " $2 " " $3 " " $4 " " " <----- that'\''s a terrible quote :'\''("}'; }; echo $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) $(foo) 03:15:40 479) cigaretes and <----- that's a terrible quote :'( 789) bleh, why <----- that's a terrible quote :'( 660) I'm neither <----- that's a terrible quote :'( 327) destroying a <----- that's a terrible quote :'( 818) is tswett <----- that's a terrible quote :'( 03:16:22 `quote 818 03:16:22 * shachaf away 03:16:25 818) is tswett Warrigal? 03:16:31 `delquote 818 03:16:34 ​*poof* is tswett Warrigal? 03:16:48 Raar. 03:17:31 `revert 03:17:46 Done. 03:19:10 -!- SchrodingersCat has joined. 03:22:57 Do you know how to work the Netplay on TGB-Dual without resulting in synchronization errors? 03:23:01 yes 03:23:06 (no :( ) 03:36:07 -!- augur has joined. 03:44:53 -!- madbr has quit (Quit: Radiateur). 03:56:12 shachaf: apparently in some legacy encodings, a character is double-width iff it takes two bytes 03:59:53 kmc: I think that does make some sense 04:01:28 That would explain the name. 04:10:57 -!- asiekierka has joined. 04:12:08 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 04:24:46 -!- azaq23 has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 04:46:47 night 04:47:00 day 04:48:44 knight 04:49:24 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 05:14:14 dais 05:33:00 Can you prove that you have never been to the moon? 05:33:27 no 05:33:27 elliott: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. 05:34:32 @messages? 05:34:32 elliott: You have 6 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. 05:35:10 @messages? 05:35:10 elliott: You have 13 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. 05:38:30 What is the farthest object you can examine by telescope? 05:43:32 depends how big the telescope is 05:43:55 -!- augur has joined. 05:53:52 elliott: Want an EXCITING MATHEMATICAL PUZZLE? 05:54:07 I read an article in 2600 once where someone combined all the lenses for the telescope to watch the moon extremely closely 05:54:48 shachaf: yes 05:55:01 monqy: How many "8"s can you fit on a plane? 05:55:48 8s are too intangible to fit on a plane 05:56:36 monqy: Non-overlapping 8 shapes, where an 8 shape is two tangent circles. 05:57:23 enough 05:57:40 Clearly you can fit ℵ_1 non-overlapping circles on a plane. 05:57:50 It's not so clear about 8s. 05:57:57 that's not a number 05:58:06 !!!! 05:58:07 Oh. :-( 05:58:20 You have outlogicked me. 05:59:01 yes 06:00:03 shachaf, is one of the circles allowed to have radius 0? 06:00:23 if it has radius 0 it's not a circle is it 06:00:26 "silly goose" 06:00:31 "what monqy said" 06:08:26 -!- PatashuXantheres has joined. 06:10:14 -!- Patashu has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 06:13:45 -!- elliott has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 06:14:20 -!- PatashuXantheres has changed nick to Patashu. 06:56:54 i don't think i've ever had to pee this bad 06:56:58 o_O 06:57:02 this is horrible 06:57:18 have you tried peeing 06:57:21 not yet 06:57:23 i hear it helps 06:57:25 hasn't come to that 06:57:59 well maybe i'll do that 06:58:02 thanks 07:15:40 Let's see whether the government is putting any satellites there without everyone's knowledge of their existence and function and so on 07:17:09 Where? 07:18:08 In orbit! 07:22:13 monqy: YOU JUST CHANGED EVERYTHING. I AM IN TEARS OF JOY. THANK YOU. 07:22:21 -!- monqy has quit (Quit: Lost terminal). 07:33:05 During the ceremony of joy, monqy was nowhere to be seen. 07:36:16 Did you sometimes eat your own blood? 07:40:28 Probably a bad time to return from AFK, if the last message is reflective of the conversation matter in general... 07:43:21 It is indeed. 07:44:27 Did you ever find the Higgs boson inside your computer? 07:44:47 Yes. 07:46:40 http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/unplugged/warcraft-starcraft-invade-classic-board-games-194405691.html 07:48:11 Tomorrow I will be at Victoria. I like to go to Japanese restaurant. 07:49:12 fwiw i don't play wow myself and i don't think many here do to be honest 07:53:27 -!- scottj has left. 08:01:26 -!- zzo38 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 08:08:22 -!- cswords has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 08:29:03 -!- cheater has joined. 08:38:50 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 08:38:50 -!- sebbu2 has quit (Changing host). 08:38:50 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 08:42:38 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 08:43:08 this dithered image messes with my eyes http://www.artfulgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/racover0001.png 09:04:09 -!- cheater has quit (Quit: Ex-Chat). 09:12:30 Hmm. Ordered dither. 09:24:59 -!- clog has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 09:25:05 -!- clog has joined. 09:33:56 -!- impomatic has joined. 09:33:59 Hi :-) 09:34:04 Did anyone ever play "Robot Battle" or "Mech Zone: Robot Battle II" on the Mac? I can't find much info about them... 09:52:25 -!- Madoka-Kaname has quit (Quit: Hug~♪). 10:17:41 i just had a funny(fsvo funny) idea for a movie: a 2 hour film where you watch a slot machine. *imagine* a cinema full of people watching a slot machine on the big screen 10:20:28 Maybe with David Attenborough at a narrator. The behaviour of the slot machine in it's native habitat. 10:21:05 ooh. and an introduction by Morgan Freeman 10:22:45 the general idea would be that people would find the experience so excruciating and monotonous they would walk out after a few minutes 10:23:51 they would almost be suffocating from their need to press the buttons 10:54:43 -!- Taneb has joined. 10:55:28 Hello 10:57:23 Hi Taneb 10:57:36 Had a maths exam this morning 10:57:40 It was surprisingly hard 10:58:05 What kind of maths? 10:58:13 mathsy maths 10:58:23 The best kind :-) 10:58:38 The Core 2 module of OCR's A-level Maths qualification 11:00:18 Pure maths? 11:00:26 It has trigonometry and logs 11:00:50 And binomial expansion, and arithmetic and geometric sequences 11:01:15 And integration 11:02:06 I hate intergration / differentiation :-( 11:02:38 Yeah, I can never remember whether you divide or multiply 11:02:44 Almost ended up doing both :/ 11:04:57 I hate it because we got taught how to do it, but not why it works... 11:06:02 Yeah 11:23:31 Okay, BSD3 license. 11:23:38 What if I don't have an organization!? 11:26:26 -!- KingOfKarlsruhe has joined. 11:27:54 -!- yorick has joined. 11:42:12 -!- rodgort has quit (Quit: ERC Version 5.3 (IRC client for Emacs)). 11:45:57 -!- rodgort has joined. 11:56:31 -!- TeruFSX has joined. 11:59:07 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 12:04:40 -!- SchrodingersCat has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 12:06:49 -!- nortti has joined. 12:08:13 -!- SchrodingersCat has joined. 12:11:53 -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 12:23:30 -!- Taneb has joined. 12:27:08 Hello 12:27:19 #esoteric-en 12:27:30 What is this madness 12:31:22 Taneb: täällä puhutaan suomea nykyään 12:37:55 -!- rodgort has quit (Quit: ERC Version 5.3 (IRC client for Emacs)). 12:39:34 joo 12:39:38 -!- itidus21 has joined. 12:39:52 -!- rodgort has joined. 12:39:57 I wonder what the etymology of “joo” is? 12:41:25 se liittyi jotenkin suomen eduskunnan äänestysjuttuun (tosin siinä taisi lukea jaa-9 12:42:39 -!- itidus20 has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 12:42:59 s/-9/)/ 12:43:00 It originating from the Swedish “ja” is plausible, but what made the vowel change to “o”? 12:45:17 drunken finnish? they almost always say o in place of a (at least what I have heard) 12:45:53 -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 12:46:18 -!- Taneb has joined. 12:50:38 -!- Taneb has quit (Client Quit). 12:56:28 -!- KingOfKarlsruhe has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 12:57:00 -!- KingOfKarlsruhe has joined. 13:00:14 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 13:00:33 afd 13:00:50 But it's May! 13:26:11 so i have a question. 13:26:25 why is it that irc channels are not endlessly swarmed by advertising bots? 13:27:04 oh.. is it the voice thing and stuff like that? 13:39:44 because ad bots are annoying and people do not do evil. 13:42:19 but in some non-irc chatrooms, where there is no moderators, there is a constant endless stream of ad bots 13:42:29 and there is even a captcha in the way 13:43:36 it just amazes me that it isn't a problem 13:46:23 itidus21, because there's like no point in adbotting on IRC? 13:46:51 If you spam websites you can get favourable results on search engines. 13:46:54 IRC... not so much. 13:47:51 i think i see.. the other chatroom is simply a weak target for a small few bot operators 13:53:59 Phantom_Hoover, so why do they spam MediaWikis? 13:54:11 I thought MediaWikis these days have no...something 13:55:26 maybe a mediawiki is also a weak target 13:58:06 I'm not sure, but you're far more likely to get links followed from a wiki than an IRC channel. 13:59:43 well i think ads in this sense would be just a general form of attack 14:00:41 and irc is good at staving off attack 14:00:51 i like the word staving 14:02:05 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2113800/Metalworkers-cooked-death-inside-giant-Austrian-oven-door-closed-800C-furnace-accidentally-switched-on.html 14:08:59 -!- impomatic has left. 14:25:39 -!- impomatic has joined. 15:05:18 -!- sebbu2 has changed nick to sebbu. 15:06:15 -!- Patashu has quit (Quit: MSN: Patashu@hotmail.com , Gmail: Patashu0@gmail.com , AIM: Patashu0 , YIM: patashu2 , Skype: patashu0 .). 15:16:00 -!- mtve has quit (*.net *.split). 15:16:00 -!- quintopia has quit (*.net *.split). 15:16:00 -!- SimonRC has quit (*.net *.split). 15:16:05 -!- quintopia has joined. 15:16:19 -!- mtve has joined. 15:16:19 -!- SimonRC has joined. 15:37:03 -!- ais523 has joined. 15:41:04 -!- nooga has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 16:00:41 -!- ais523_ has joined. 16:01:04 -!- impomatic has quit (Quit: impomatic). 16:01:35 -!- ais523 has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). 16:07:07 -!- ais523_ has changed nick to ais523. 16:17:08 -!- MoALTz_ has joined. 16:18:54 -!- MoALTz has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 16:20:35 -!- elliott has joined. 16:21:39 how many messages do i have 16:21:39 elliott: You have 27 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. 16:21:43 yay 16:21:59 17:21 @messages 16:21:59 17:21 monqy asked 10h 47m 32s ago: you have elliptic linked to your account tomorrow 16:22:00 17:21 monqy asked 10h 47m 29s ago: you have elliptic linked to your account tomorrow 16:22:01 17:21 monqy asked 10h 47m 29s ago: you have elliptic linked to your account tomorrow 16:22:03 17:21 monqy asked 10h 47m 28s ago: you have elliptic linked to your account tomorrow 16:22:05 17:21 monqy asked 10h 47m 27s ago: you have elliptic linked to your account tomorrow 16:22:11 [...] 16:22:12 17:22 Plugin `tell' failed with: thread killed 16:24:40 12:39:57: I wonder what the etymology of “joo” is? 16:24:44 ion: What's joo? 16:25:12 13:26:25: why is it that irc channels are not endlessly swarmed by advertising bots? 16:25:13 big ones are 16:25:14 -!- MoALTz has joined. 16:25:19 not on freenode though 16:25:37 although that shitty racist forum pops up in #haskell every now and then 16:28:23 -!- MoALTz_ has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 16:28:27 -!- MoALTz__ has joined. 16:28:30 -!- calamari has joined. 16:28:49 -!- calamari has left. 16:29:20 ahh 16:29:44 well there's more flooding/trolling bots than ads i would say 16:29:50 because nobody is going to click an ad 16:30:05 go hang out on efnet if you want some anarchy 16:30:13 elliott: Why are you on this channel if you don’t know Finnish? :-( 16:30:32 http://translate.google.fi/#fi|en|joo 16:30:35 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 16:30:37 ion: trolling so that you enter a state in which u mad, at which point i will achieve enlightenment 16:31:04 something something problem? something something y u no something over 9000 something 16:31:50 -!- MoALTz has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 16:32:15 -!- MoALTz_ has joined. 16:32:18 -!- augur has joined. 16:32:43 everything went better than expected. 16:35:03 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 16:35:24 -!- MoALTz__ has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 16:37:55 -!- MoALTz__ has joined. 16:38:08 -!- Taneb has joined. 16:40:33 hi Taneb 16:40:38 Hello 16:40:54 -!- MoALTz_ has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 16:42:22 -!- MoALTz__ has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 16:42:52 elliott, I made some of the suggestions you made to Data.FamilyTree 16:42:59 \o/ 16:43:00 | 16:43:00 /< 16:43:06 ^celebrate 16:43:06 \o| |o| |o/ \m/ \m/ |o/ \o/ \o| \m/ \m/ \o| |o| |o/ 16:43:07 | | | `\o/´ | | | `\o/´ | | ¦ 16:43:07 /| /| |\ | /| /´\ /'\ | >\ /< ´¸¨ 16:43:07 /`\ /'¯|_) 16:43:07 (_| |_) (_| 16:43:13 I decided to not change it to Lens FamilyTree (Maybe whatevs) 16:43:37 Because of the ID's being reallocated 16:44:24 Hm? 16:44:35 I'm not sure what the reallocation would affect. 16:44:44 (But I think you shouldn't reallocate IDs.) 16:45:02 (If you don't, then ID has a stronger semantic connection to the given whatevs.) 16:45:35 (Another thing you can do with ID is give it a type parameter, so that it looks like "ID Foo -> Lens FamilyTree (Maybe Foo)", and you can't mix up IDs for different things.) 16:46:08 (I reallocate ID's for reasons of space, which helps when you're someone like me and make a lot of mistakes) 16:47:03 Taneb: Huh? 16:47:07 Where does space come into it? 16:47:25 Well, there's at least 2^28 possible people, etc 16:47:27 I'm just mad 16:47:49 Taneb: Use Integer. 16:47:57 You shouldn't generally use Int unless you *know* it's limited. 16:47:59 It's an IntMap 16:48:09 3 IntMaps 16:48:19 If IntegerMap exists, I'll be happy to use it 16:48:24 Well, HashMap Integer is probably just as good. But it's your program :P 16:48:32 I know HashMap Int is about as fast (slightly faster?) than IntMap. 16:49:26 You don't really have to do any of my suggestions, it's just that obviously how *I* would have done it is the objectively correct method. 16:49:35 :P 16:52:09 -!- impomatic has joined. 16:52:43 elliott understands IRC 16:53:04 also, if someone asks how to do X, and you can't think of a use for X within about three seconds, it proves the person is an idiot 16:56:14 kmc: I think the other case (someone asks how to do X and it turns out that they're wrong) is much more common, so the bias isn't all that unreasonable. 16:56:33 -!- zzo38 has joined. 16:57:23 Also I think the attitude isn't so much "you're an idiot" as "the fact that I'm helping you on IRC for free doesn't mean my time is worthless; please don't make it difficult and unpleasant to do so". 17:01:29 well XY problems really happen, yes 17:01:42 but people are also very quick to jump to that conclusion 17:02:11 -!- KingOfKarlsruhe has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.88.2 [Firefox 12.0/20120420145725]). 17:02:29 About half of all questions asked in #haskell are an XY problem. 17:02:33 Probably more. 17:04:19 if you're worried about other people wasting your time, it's probably better to stay quiet than to berate them for having an XY problem 17:04:32 XY problem? 17:04:32 ais523: You have 6 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. 17:04:37 kmc: What if I'm worried about helping them? 17:04:55 then wait for them to say more 17:05:04 They never do, because they don't think they have an XY problem. 17:05:09 They think they need to get Int out of IO Int. 17:05:14 or ask "why do you want to do X" as opposed to "you shouldn't do X because I can't think of a reason for it" 17:05:25 It's not really berating to ask for what they're really trying to do, and to tell them that they don't want to do what they think they do. 17:05:36 (Except in very rare circumstances.) 17:05:49 (But it's usually easy to tell whether such a circumstance could possibly apply to somebody based on how knowledgable they sound.) 17:06:29 -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 17:09:10 -!- augur has joined. 17:10:24 -!- MoALTz has joined. 17:10:30 > zipWith3 if' [True, False, True, True, False] (repeat '0') (repeat '1') -- fun! 17:10:32 "01001" 17:10:52 I've never actually used zipWith3 before. It's always been a theoretical thing. 17:10:57 map (bool '0' '1') is shorter. :p 17:11:29 :t bool 17:11:29 Not in scope: `bool' 17:11:53 @let bool False _ b = b; bool True a _ = a 17:11:54 Defined. 17:12:12 I think that is wrong 17:12:16 -!- azaq23 has joined. 17:12:28 Erm, map (bool '1' '0'), I mean. 17:12:30 bool x _ False = x; bool _ x True = x; 17:12:34 Er. 17:12:35 -!- azaq23 has quit (Max SendQ exceeded). 17:12:37 Yes, you're right. 17:12:42 Except flip the first two arguments. 17:12:43 @undefine 17:12:54 @let bool a b p = if p then a else b 17:12:55 Defined. 17:13:02 > map (if' '0' '1') [True, false, True, True, False] 17:13:03 Not in scope: `if''Not in scope: `false' 17:13:07 Aw. 17:13:07 > map (bool '0' '1') [False, False, True, True, False] 17:13:08 "11001" 17:13:13 shachaf: Wrong argument order. 17:13:19 I DON'T CARE 17:14:08 @let if' n x y = if isPrime n then x else y 17:14:09 Defined. 17:14:13 Hmm, someone claiming that an edwardk package is too slow for their purposes. 17:14:35 Who said that? 17:14:43 Someone called ghorn. 17:15:25 better `seq` unsafeDo# (some# unsafeOptimization#) 17:16:08 seq# 17:16:28 -!- MoALTz has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 17:16:50 -!- Foggalong has joined. 17:17:09 * elliott considers joining #haskell-blah to tease edwardk about it. 17:17:23 -!- Foggalong has quit (Client Quit). 17:19:19 Are they calling it "an edwardk package"? 17:22:13 -!- Taneb has joined. 17:22:53 Well, I knew it was before they even named it. 17:22:55 But then they named it. 17:23:26 Based on what? It had no documentation? 17:24:24 I just know these things, man. 17:24:34 Also because I don't know of any other automatic differentiation packages for Haskell. 17:25:15 "This month saw quite a lot of activity on StackOverflow, largely from user Clinton trying to puzzle through STM and other concurrency issues." 17:25:29 If by "puzzle through" you mean "assert ridiculous theories about and ignore everyone who explains why they're wrong", sure. 17:38:07 Hello 17:41:03 -!- nooga has joined. 17:50:26 -!- oerjan has joined. 17:55:44 Do you like the prelude-generalize-0.3.1? 17:57:31 I was just thinking of making something like that! 17:58:45 Something like...? 17:58:52 prelude-generalize 17:59:12 Well, now there already is. 17:59:35 Tell me if you have a comment about it, thing to add and so on 18:00:15 Is AaronBlack you? 18:00:44 "By using terahertz radiation, researchers from the Tokyo Institute of Technology (Suzukakedai campus pictured) set a new record for wireless data transmission speed." 18:01:25 the rumors of mutated researchers are completely unfounded. 18:04:24 Taneb: Yes that is my name. 18:04:28 Okay 18:05:36 It looks pretty good! 18:07:43 Lists and LogicT are MonadLogic, but so is StateT s [] and so on, so the generalized versions of tail and so on can be used with that too. 18:09:37 It could do with a bit more documentation, I think. But that's just me 18:09:58 You may be correct about that. 18:12:41 -!- derdon has joined. 18:12:41 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Lost terminal). 18:18:19 -!- asiekierka has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 18:19:13 zzo38, have you seen family-tree ? 18:19:46 Taneb: OK I am looking now 18:20:13 how much boob would a noob loop poop if a noop loop could whoopadoop? 18:20:19 is my question 18:20:55 a noob loop wouldn't poop any boob as the ability to whoopadoop does not correlate in any way with the ability to boob. 18:20:58 Is my answer 18:21:00 I do not understand the question. 18:22:37 I don't know why you would need to use (LogicT Identity) for anything (other than its existence), since it is like [], but LogicT can be used as a kind of list monad transformer with the monad being transformed going between the list elements 18:23:01 zzo38, also, suggestion: (?) :: Bool -> x -> x -> x (like Bool) 18:23:12 s/ke B/ke b/ 18:24:04 Taneb: No, it is infix operation 18:24:41 response ? "yes" $ "no" 18:25:40 The way I have it you can do response ? ("no", "yes") but also with things other than booleans; see the class QuestionMarkOp 18:25:57 Ah, didn't see that 18:26:54 That works too 18:27:38 There appears to be no way to actually call idQMO, although it is mathematically correct as far as I can tell 18:34:36 -!- zzo38 has quit (Quit: zzo38). 19:04:22 -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: Leaving). 19:24:02 -!- pikhq_ has joined. 19:24:13 -!- pikhq has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 19:34:01 http://nekogames.jp/g.html?gid=PRM 19:37:17 Well, who needs Diablo III? 19:37:35 i don't even understand what i'm doing but i can't stop playing!!! 19:39:26 The game is so much better once you remove those pesky plot, strategy and graphics aspects. 19:39:33 where is a zzo when you need one 19:39:56 apparently you need to fill that blue bar up to unlock things... taht seems difficult 19:40:00 *that 19:45:01 I shouldn't have unlcoked that tough guy. 19:45:22 No, you need the key to unlock things ... 19:45:32 Oh. So that was the only thing I could have unlocked? 19:45:35 I unlocked 108/108. 19:45:42 Should have gone for 80/80 or something. 19:46:08 How the heck did you get to the point that you could even kill this 32/32 wuss >_> 19:46:22 Or 46/46. 19:46:31 Gregor: When you finished a 100% thing, click it a bunch and you get money. 19:46:39 Then click the sword / armour things with prices on them. 19:46:44 They increase your stats. 19:46:50 You can also distribute your stats with the [+] button at the top. 19:46:59 After that it's just a matter of pressing it a bunch. 19:47:17 Mind you, I can't kill this 58/58 thing :( 19:47:31 Oh, I only upped my sword and armor once. 19:47:33 I guess I just need more. 19:49:07 I like how money is non-scarce. 19:49:10 Yowza. Facebook IPO'd today. Opening at $38, presently trading at $38.01. 19:49:39 pikhq_: and Zynga's down 15.7% 19:51:16 Yay, I killed 32 19:51:21 \o/ 19:51:22 | 19:51:22 /< 19:51:30 I think 36 is easier than 32, maybe. 19:51:34 Oh, there's two 36. 19:51:35 Fiendish. 19:51:58 * elliott is giving himself carpal tunnel to raise $860 for more hurty-things power. 19:52:10 elliott: Nice game. 19:52:14 The objective of the game is to complete it before your hands become too mangled to play. 19:52:19 elliott: name. 19:52:36 There are at least three 36en. 19:52:40 -!- nooga has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 19:53:02 I defeated the rightmost 36! \o/ 19:53:02 | 19:53:02 /< 19:53:26 Still not quite good enough for 108. 19:55:24 You mean the locked 36? 19:55:35 The tall one at the right that's locked. 19:56:00 Oooh, so close to defeating 108. 19:56:12 What have I become... 19:58:06 Gregor: What letters have you got 19:58:06 ? 19:59:08 Yay, I killed 108. 19:59:29 Oooh, I have a gold key. 19:59:32 I have NEGE 19:59:41 NKOGAE here. 19:59:55 beautiful: tdwtf discussion about why most cronds don't have a field for year, zzo38 turns up and recommends sdate as a workaround 20:00:30 -!- Taneb has joined. 20:00:36 :D 20:00:42 thanks zzo 20:00:54 Hello! 20:01:08 hi Taneb 20:10:33 Gregor: Whoa, 390 hits hard. 20:10:55 -!- qfr has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 20:11:04 I stopped playing ;) 20:11:10 How could you! 20:11:16 It gets even more fun. 20:11:22 Same way I stopped using the tongue-face smiley. 20:11:24 Cold turkey. 20:15:25 Gregor: But there's slot machines! 20:16:31 There's also slot machines in Pokmon Emerald 20:17:47 -!- MoALTz has joined. 20:21:16 Taneb: Play http://nekogames.jp/g.html?gid=PRM! 20:21:21 (If you want to.) 20:28:29 Gregor: I now have $15630 :D 20:28:31 AND YOU DON'T 20:28:38 -!- pikhq has joined. 20:28:43 -!- pikhq_ has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 20:34:12 shit that's more money than i have 20:34:19 how'd ya do it son? 20:34:26 quintopia: That's Zimbabwe dollars. 20:34:28 Clicking a lot. 20:34:53 Gregor: then how come it has a $ and not a ZWD 20:35:04 $ is the dollar sign, dude. 20:35:29 yes, and when you see it, you assume USD, and if that's not possible then CAD and then AUD respectively 20:35:38 you never assume a currency that no longer exists 20:37:29 Gregor: Most of the late-game consists of repeatedly hitting the slot machine until it turns up 777. 20:37:35 Then you get a lot of cash. 20:37:48 lol 20:37:59 (It spits out a bunch of $777s.) 20:38:34 elliott: You THINK it's the late game. But when you finally kill the big monster at the bottom, it'll just advance you to level 2. 20:38:37 *world 2 20:38:45 I already spoiled myself as to what comes next :P 20:38:51 It's a big boss with 999 HP. 20:38:58 Then that reveals a boss with 9999 HP. 20:39:01 After that the game ends. 20:41:04 GOD the combo bar is impossible to fill up. 20:41:49 Well, I defeated that boss. 20:41:54 And doubled my RCV! 20:43:13 Parameters cleared in 73:35:74 yaaaaay 20:43:26 And attack doubled! 20:44:38 Not quite tough enough to defeat the big bad yet :( 20:47:13 Yaaaay 20:47:43 Gregor: http://ompldr.org/vZHN2eQ 20:48:05 I'm not done yet, though. Oh no. 20:48:15 I must discover the remainin two ?s, and exhaust the remaining power-up things. 20:49:06 ais523: remind me never to complain about games again 20:49:21 heh 20:49:31 I clearly have no taste in them 20:49:53 elliott, wat 20:50:02 Phantom_Hoover: http://nekogames.jp/g.html?gid=PRM 20:50:05 Play it! 20:50:08 It's actually fun. 20:50:10 what 20:50:13 wow, is it really possible to talk on IRC over dbus? 20:50:18 haha, it is as well 20:50:18 Phantom_Hoover: Click "English". Then click plya. 20:50:19 *play. 20:50:22 what a pointless thing to be able to do 20:50:23 its not load:( 20:50:24 Finding out the rules is part of the game! 20:50:25 (I said that line over dbus) 20:50:46 KDE seem to have a policy of exposing commands in their applications over dbus by default 20:50:50 this time its load 20:50:57 Phantom_Hoover: It's Diablo III for reductionists. 20:51:07 ais523: inherited from the kcop stuff, I think 20:51:11 yes 20:51:31 so why doesn't KDE have a standard way of requesting the URL of the focused tab / all open tabs? 20:53:10 at this rate I'm going to have to come up with an API myself and patch it into EVERY LINUX PROGRAM IN EXISTENCE 20:53:23 iei! 20:53:29 Hmm, I think I get it. 20:54:44 * impomatic is trying Scalatron http://scalatron.github.com (Scala robot programming game) 21:04:26 Phantom_Hoover: How are you doing??? 21:04:46 I've run out of keys and I'm using up all my life too fast to kill anything. 21:05:27 I've ran out of keys and things to kill 21:05:32 Erm, why aren't you doing the missions? 21:05:35 Oh, no keys. 21:05:40 Phantom_Hoover: Have you been upping your stats? 21:05:45 That's what the [+] buttons do. 21:05:50 Yes. 21:05:53 I got a fair way. 21:05:53 Hmm. 21:05:55 Screenshot of your game? 21:06:00 I suspect I just didn't get enough def. 21:06:02 Taneb: Yours too, perhaps. 21:06:11 Current stats are 37/61/68. 21:06:19 You can get money by clicking completed missions, btw. 21:06:29 I think it'd be hard to get the game into a completely unwinnable state. 21:08:08 Sure, but what can I spend it on? 21:08:20 Well, that's why I asked for a screenshot :P 21:08:47 Ohhhh, there's a thing you can buy keys from. 21:08:51 Yeah. 21:09:23 SAME 21:09:26 :) 21:09:37 Taneb: The game isn't randomised, it's the same for everyone ;) 21:09:38 It's impossible to get the game to an unwinnable state. 21:09:50 I dunno, is the key-for-money thing always available? 21:09:58 I thought it was locked by a key or such. 21:10:50 I don't remember unlocking it 21:11:33 (what do the letters at the top mean?) 21:11:44 Well OK, it might be possible to do it by overextending hugely during the early game. 21:11:47 I don't think they do anything. 21:11:57 Except make you feel good about collecting them. 21:14:55 How are you meant to get the blocks with the question marks in them? 21:15:25 Phantom_Hoover: They unlock; I'm not sure what unlocks them, but as you level up and do stuff they appear; they're generally one-time stat boost things you can click. 21:15:36 I haven't unlocked the last few, though (got tired of hitting the slot machine over and over; will go back to it later). 21:16:19 You do mean the ones with the green things in them? 21:16:20 Taneb: Phantom_Hoover: One of you should try filling up the combo meter, since I'm terrible at it. :p 21:16:26 Green things? 21:16:29 Yes. 21:16:30 Combo meter?? Slot machine?? 21:16:42 The slot machine is one of the ?s that gets unlocked. 21:16:50 The combo meter is the meter below the ACT/DEF line. 21:16:53 Fills the width of the screen. 21:17:10 You need to pump up RCV a ton, then use the ACT. ++ block a bunch to raise your ACT. 21:17:23 Then you click a completed mission, get some of the gold (doesn't matter how much), and click it again before it expires. 21:17:25 Repeatedly. 21:17:27 Until the bar fills up. 21:17:44 I have 100 ACT and 222 RCV and even I'm not good enough to fill it. 21:18:57 But it's probably easier if you have a mouse, rather than a touchpad. 21:19:11 Ohhh, you mean the incredibly thin black bar that fills with dark blue? 21:19:15 Pro UI design there. 21:19:15 Yeah. 21:19:29 Heh, my game clock has rolled over to 99:99:99. 21:19:34 Not rolled over. 21:19:35 Saturated. 21:20:33 Awwww, I was so close to filling the combo bar. 21:21:57 Hmm, and how do you get the gold keys? 21:22:03 Defeating enemies. 21:22:09 None of them are behind gold keys, so. 21:23:00 Phantom_Hoover: Oh, and completing missions too, I think. 21:23:58 Phantom_Hoover: Argh, apparently at least one of the ?s is unlocked by filling the combo meter.. 21:24:18 *meter. 21:24:30 Oh, the good news is that you don't have to worry about collecting gold when doing it, because some of it hits your cursor by chance... 21:25:41 JESUS 21:25:45 I think I have RSI now. 21:25:48 But I filled the combo bar. 21:25:50 By just clicking. 21:25:51 A lot. 21:25:57 $200 xLv. 21:26:03 Ah. 21:26:06 It gives you $200 * how many levels you are. 21:26:11 Now I have $10969. 21:26:16 That's not all that much by my standards. :( 21:26:34 But at least I only need one more click to max out the $3558 armour power-up... 21:26:44 An there's only one ? left. 21:28:28 Filling the combo bar again does nothing. :( 21:29:10 Phantom_Hoover: By the way, if you find out what getting *** on the slot machine does, let me know. 21:29:14 I've never managed to. 21:29:44 Oh, I just did. 21:29:48 A bunch of $800s. Not bad! 21:29:54 Aha. 21:30:04 One click on the final power-up box unlocked the final ?. 21:30:07 It's ACT. +20. 21:32:28 It gives you shitloads of money, yeah. 21:32:58 -!- impomatic has quit (Quit: http://retroprogramming.com). 21:32:58 Not as much as 777, I think (because that gives you more of them). 21:34:51 Only 6 power-ups to go before I can rest my weary mind... 21:36:41 Phantom_Hoover: OK, why did nobody warn humanity about things like this? 21:37:21 I mean, Orwell was all "hey guys don't become a totalitarian surveillance state" but did he say one bit about hollow, addicting RPGs??? 21:39:53 Yesssss 21:39:56 Only one power-up to go 21:41:03 Killed the final boss. 21:41:05 I WIN 21:41:11 Wow. 21:41:17 Right as I go to upload the image of me having won, my browser crashes. 21:41:20 That's... poetic. 21:41:31 Phantom_Hoover: The 999 HP one, or the 9999 HP one? 21:41:45 I guess the 999 HP one isn't exactly final. 21:41:45 Wait there are more final bosses? 21:41:53 I only got the 752 one! 21:42:04 Oh, yeah, there's a bit more than that. 21:42:12 Screenshot you're game and I'll tell you what's left to do. 21:42:15 (It's not much more than that, though.) 21:42:15 *your 21:42:48 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 21:42:51 I got to the Twitter thing. 21:42:57 Phantom_Hoover: That's not the end. 21:42:58 Still 1 ? left. 21:43:09 I really suck at this, it seems 21:43:16 Phantom_Hoover: That'll be the combo one, or the all-powerups one. 21:43:18 9999 boss unlocked. 21:43:18 Probably the latter. 21:43:23 But that isn't what you need to do to unlock the final boss. 21:43:24 OK. 21:43:45 Once you kill the 9999 boss, you just have to buy every power-up (that means at least once from each, not the whole 9 from each) to unlock the final ?. 21:44:00 Or if you already have, then it's the combo one; get your ACT and RCV up and just keep clicking one of the finished missions. 21:44:24 (I used the 100% one that's one left from the $860 x9 weapon power-up.) 21:44:28 Anyway, http://ompldr.org/vZHN3cA. 21:46:11 -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: Leaving). 21:50:11 So what should I focus on for the 9999 boss? 21:50:18 Life seems to be the bottleneck. 21:50:44 Phantom_Hoover: Can I see a screenshot? Or at least all your current stats? 21:50:53 For me, I didn't really have to up anything; I just changed my tactic. 21:51:06 You regain health faster than the boss, so just keep an eye on your life meter, and only hit when it's >= a certain value. 21:51:19 So hit when you're >= 60 health, wait until it regains, hit again, and so on. 21:51:31 150 life, 80 act, 164/615/360. 21:51:34 But if you can afford them, just buy a bunch of the power-ups. 21:51:48 150 life is more than I had when defeating the boss. 21:51:56 You might want to up defences. 21:52:06 Phantom_Hoover: Have you used the ATK. x2 box yet? 21:52:13 I guess so, since it's higher than all your other stats. 21:52:20 Phantom_Hoover: Oh yeah, and the $200 Add Parm. box is useful. 21:52:29 If you have a lot of money, just spam it and you get one stat point per $200. 21:53:23 And now I just grind for cash? 21:53:32 Did you defeat the boss? 21:54:00 That counts as winning, according to the start screen. But I'm weird, so I had to buy all 9 of every power-up to be happy. 21:54:23 So how do you get the last ? 21:54:57 What *is* last? They all have different criteria. I keep asking for a screenshot for a reason. 21:56:57 Phantom_Hoover: At least tell me where it is? 21:57:24 Top-right. 21:57:53 That's the combo one. Just click a completed mission fast for ages until the combo bar fills up. 21:58:06 I used the wide one to the left of $860 x9 weapon in the top-left. 21:58:10 Don't worry about picking up the gold. 22:03:19 Sorry no, my wrists refuse to cooperate. 22:03:50 It's worth it! 22:04:22 @ask monqy 23:04 Yeah, Meph is a workhorse spell, you spam it at almost everything. 22:04:22 Consider it noted. 22:15:17 -!- cswords has joined. 22:44:06 wow, I just saw a TV advert for IE9 22:44:16 * ais523 wonders why people go around advertising browsers 22:50:43 because some people use different browser than IE and microsoft doesn't like that 22:52:34 I finnished my CPU design few minutes ago. It is RISC style stack machine with conditional execution bit. 22:56:54 -!- monqy has joined. 22:58:35 @messages? 22:58:35 monqy: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. 22:58:38 only one? 22:58:39 tsk tsk 22:58:53 what a message :'( 23:03:05 :') 23:03:10 17:22 monqy asked 10h 46m 57s ago: you have elliptic linked to your account tomorrow 23:03:10 17:22 monqy asked 10h 46m 56s ago: you have elliptic linked to your account tomorrow 23:03:10 17:22 monqy asked 10h 46m 56s ago: you have elliptic linked to your account tomorrow 23:03:12 17:22 monqy asked 10h 46m 54s ago: you have elliptic linked to your account tomorrow 23:03:14 17:22 Plugin `tell' failed with: thread killed 23:03:16 i didn't get all of your messages 23:03:24 (there were more before that though) 23:03:45 oh no 23:03:50 you missed all of the exciting variations 23:03:51 and 23:03:52 -!- nortti_ has joined. 23:03:54 things that weren't that 23:04:01 there was so much message excitement 23:04:09 there were variations??? 23:04:40 yes 23:04:47 post-threadkill 23:06:30 -!- augur has joined. 23:12:26 who was it here who was going to build his/her own computer architecture? 23:14:51 -!- ais523 has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). 23:25:43 -!- david_werecat has joined. 23:29:11 -!- david_werecat has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 23:29:28 -!- david_werecat has joined. 23:47:05 -!- Patashu has joined.