00:15:03 -!- MoALTz_ has joined. 00:18:01 -!- MoALTz has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 00:18:21 -!- derdon has joined. 00:31:36 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbXfyH0rt3M 00:31:37 <3 00:49:32 -!- xander345 has joined. 00:49:52 hello 00:50:43 rehi 00:50:57 what does that mean? 00:51:03 hi again 00:51:11 oh i get it 00:51:48 i wanted to see if the owner of esolangs wanted to do a link exchagen with http://codecompiler.info 00:52:44 elliott: you're still here, right? 00:53:02 yep 00:53:10 xander345: can you specify what you mean by link exchange exactly? 00:54:00 well because i'm adding support for more and more esolangs on codecompiler we could link to each others site as both of our visitors care about esolangs 00:54:26 hmm, wouldn't linking the compiler from the pages of the languages it supports be more reasonable? 00:55:08 yeh that would be good 00:56:01 it only does about 5 right now but it's really easy to add more so we can have more links with each other 01:01:37 well, anybody can add relevant external links to pages on the wiki... 01:03:24 are they dofollow and would you like me to put a link esolangs.org on codecompiler.info ? 01:05:07 mediawiki nofollows links to avoid spamming 01:06:39 and the whole of esolangs.org runs on MediaWiki 01:08:11 xander345: how many visitors (or at least hits) does your site get a month, anyway? esolangs.org is relatively high-traffic (for a small site, at least) 01:10:51 it was getting about 500 a day when it worked but now that it's been on a sever for 2 months where it doesn't actually work the traffic has droped but i'm getting a vps for it in the next few days and it should get backup and i'm adding a register system where you get to complie more per day if you refer more people 01:11:39 500 visitors or hits? 01:13:53 visitors per day 01:14:13 if hits aren't visitors what are they? i always though they were the same as visitors 01:14:24 hits are individual page loads; visitors are usually counted by unique IPs 01:14:28 hits are a lot easier to count 01:14:58 I just checked; esolangs.org gets about 23000-26000 hits per day; it'll be trickier to get the number of visits, but I'll try and write an awk script to do it... 01:17:34 OK, we get about 1250-1380 visitors per day 01:18:45 thats pretty good 01:20:08 i'll put codecompiler links in all the languages it supports and add one in the navigation bar 01:20:17 which navigation bar? 01:21:24 the one where it says Home Esolangs Codepanel.net About Us Login / Register 01:21:35 kmc: Did you ever get that Stripe shirt? 01:21:50 ah 01:23:02 the wiki already has some links to your site, actually 01:23:11 I suspect there might be quite a lot of overlap between your visitors and our visitors, really 01:23:24 where are you getting the visitor count statistic from? 01:23:36 mine is from the nginx access logs with duplicate IPs removed 01:25:34 anyway, I think removing the nofollow (which I'm not entirely sure how to do, anyway, and which would require modifying LocalSettings.php) in return for visitors might count as an ad, which I cannot add to the site 01:27:52 xander345: hmm, codecompiler.info fails to compile the cell test in http://www.hevanet.com/cristofd/brainfuck/tests.b 01:28:01 I'm not sure what the problem is; perhaps because I didn't select an OS? when I do that, the esolangs list disappears 01:29:07 yeh it's because i'm getting a new server in a few days so until then nothing will compiler 01:29:13 *compile 01:32:35 xander345: out of curiosity, what sandboxing are you using? 01:34:23 it doesn't need one because it doesn't actually run any of the programs, people have uploaded virus and scripts and it compiles them and nothing else happens, everybody was telling me they could take it down easily but they were ALL wrong 01:34:47 i do not let anybody understand how the site works 01:35:21 well, you support D; D supports running code at compile time 01:35:28 and security through obscurity is generally considered a bad idea 01:36:29 D doesn't work yet 01:36:42 ok, but when it does... :) 01:37:27 codecompiler controls how it is compiled all the users controls is what is in the file 01:37:48 right: D lets you run code at compile-time 01:37:50 with its template stuff 01:37:55 just by writing a code file 01:39:15 thats why i've not include D yet 01:39:31 i'm going to put this in: http://php.net/manual/en/runkit.sandbox.php before re-release 01:39:48 that just sandboxes PHP itself, not any process it runs 01:39:58 you'll probably want UMLBox or a virtual machine for the latter 01:40:07 (UMLBox is what our EgoBot and HackEgo bots, which allow execution of arbitrary code, work) 01:40:09 erm 01:40:11 (UMLBox is what our EgoBot and HackEgo bots, which allow execution of arbitrary code, use) 01:42:03 how do i use that from php? 01:42:47 it's a standalone program, so probably use whatever mechanism you currently use to call the compilers 01:42:48 https://bitbucket.org/GregorR/umlbox 01:46:50 -!- david_werecat has joined. 01:46:57 xander345: Anyway, if you'd like to get nofollow removed from links, bring it up on the community portal's talk page to see what the community thinks; I would be breaking trust of several people if I were to do it out of my own volition rather than the community's. 01:47:29 http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esolang_talk:Community_portal 01:47:46 i went to esolangs and saw that they were all dofollow links anyway 01:48:00 hmm, they're not 01:48:05 internal links are 01:48:08 external links aren't: 01:54:05 damn 01:56:50 -!- derdon has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:58:46 -!- xander345 has quit (Quit: Page closed). 02:16:37 there's that solved 02:18:17 temporarily, at least 02:18:40 hmm, have I spoken in here about my love of people sequence-breaking live-action gameshows? it isn't really the right channel… 02:20:46 How could there be a better channel? 02:21:00 Although I wonder what game shows can be sequence-broken ... 02:21:10 (I accidentally sequence-broke Portal 2 and caused a bizarre plot hole in the process!) 02:22:13 Gregor: typically action ones where the puzzle is basically "get from A to B" or "starting at A get item X" and there's a bunch of obstacles that are meant to be combined creatively to solve the problem 02:22:47 the sequence breaks normally involve holding onto things you weren't intended to hold on (one I saw today involved hooks on the ceiling that you were meant to hang a walkway from, instead the contestant just held onto the hooks and swung across the ceilng) 02:23:10 or alternatively, gaining more height than expected (reaching things you weren't expected to reach by jumping, or by standing on the shoulders of a partner rather than sitting on them) 02:24:18 I'm surprised nobody's beaten one of the puzzles where you're meant to retrieve a code to unlock something by brute-forcing the code 02:24:30 it seems doable if you recover a few digits but not all of them 02:25:01 depending on the way the game is presented, it may not be doable 02:25:07 oh, of course 02:25:14 since it may be seen as a rules violation 02:25:16 it's pretty rare, and typically fixed in future runnings of the show 02:25:28 I like shows which don't penalise people for unintended solutions 02:25:50 although you're right, the show's producers could arbitrarily forbid things if they liked 02:26:08 (that's particularly obnoxious in the UK version of Gladiators (the US version is known as American Gladiators in the US)) 02:26:20 the question I would say comes down to whether failure to follow instructions is a violation 02:26:26 a whole load of people getting disqualified for not going about the events the exact way they were supposed to 02:26:39 like in Survivor, the challenges are described as "do X, then Y, then the first person to do Z wins" 02:26:47 well, in the cases I was talking about, there weren't explicit instructions, you were meant to figure it out 02:26:52 oh, that's bad 02:27:07 it could be interpreted as either "you must do X and Y and then Z" or "you must do Z. X and Y are the suggested and intented means." 02:27:24 you definitely should not have invisible rules 02:27:38 oh, in the cases where sequence-breaking was allowed 02:27:42 not the cases where it was forbidden 02:28:19 oh I see 02:28:21 nevermind 02:28:33 although my comment about Survivor's instructions stands. Are they rules or suggestions? 02:28:54 I don't know 02:29:05 watching closely tends to indicate they are rules, but they don't show that much on TV 02:29:08 I haven't really watched Survivor much, btw; it's not very popular in the UK so doesn't get shown much 02:29:28 it was shown more in Canada, but French subtitles really throw me off following English speech, for some reason 02:29:36 oh right, Ottawa 02:30:08 do the TV channels vary in language composition from province to province/city to city? 02:30:21 it seems unlikely that the TV in Ottawa is significantly different to the rest of Ontario 02:30:23 but perhaps it is 02:30:42 there weren't French subtitles on everything, just on some things (and some things were in French outright) 02:31:36 Yeah, it does. 02:32:02 French shows and even subtitles are quite rare elsewhere. 02:32:28 but the National Capital Region is definitely one of the most bilingual areas of the country 02:32:43 Montreal and most of New Brunswick being the others 02:32:49 it is really incredibly bilingual 02:33:02 having not visited them all, I can't say which is most 02:33:16 it's kind-of funny, really, given that pretty much everyone there knows both English /and/ French it's not quite clear how they generally choose to communicate 02:33:19 but certainly all the public service is bilingual, and Ottawa is largely public service 02:33:24 presumably the first person to speak picks a language and other people go with it 02:33:27 yeah 02:33:33 or else you alternate 02:33:44 I'm surprised that the languages haven't got mixed together there 02:33:53 people using French words in English sentences, etc 02:33:57 it's an interesting study in Parliament of the various approaches to speaking 02:34:06 or perhaps they have, just didn't to me because I only spoke in English 02:34:13 I don't think so as much 02:34:30 (and my British accent probably betrayed the fact that I don't actually know much French) 02:34:32 A lot of the bilingualism is for work, not cultural, reasons 02:34:44 I hate when it's 10:30 and I realize I didn't eat dinner X_X 02:34:56 There are some English loanwords in Québecois French, but not that many the other way 02:35:07 ("c'est ok" is a particularly egregious one) 02:35:08 Gregor: am or pm? presumably pm, if you're talking about now 02:35:13 coppro: ouch! 02:35:27 it's even pronounced "kay" rather than "kah" 02:35:39 also, I like the way you typed the é but not the ç 02:35:51 forgot about the cedilla there :) 02:36:16 do you have a ç key on your keyboard? 02:37:01 No, I use dead keys 02:37:04 ç 02:37:08 (meanwhile, I conclude that Canada is actually too large for my mind to comprehend) 02:37:16 Canada is /weird/ 02:37:19 (to be fair, even the UK is close to large enough for that) 02:37:49 (and it isn't very large) 02:39:20 Gregor: am or pm? presumably pm, if you're talking about now // yes, PM 02:41:01 Gregor: and by "dinner" you mean evening meal? 02:42:36 * ais523 wonders how large Ottawa is compared to, say, London 02:42:40 I imagine it's smaller, but am not sure 02:43:51 ais523: in Parliament, you get the Bloc, who always speak French to make a point, the Westerners, who can't speak French so always speak English, the MPs who aren't super-comfortable with their non-preferred language so they will only speak it in response to a question in that language, out of courtesy, and the MPs who are confident in both and switch often, even in the same speech. By convention, the Speaker is always the last kind, and ... 02:43:57 ... also by convention, the Deputy Speaker does not have the same native language as the Speaker, although the Deputy Speaker obeys the same conventions while speaking. 02:44:31 heh, that must be quite hard to follow 02:44:57 I looked at the parliament TV channel a bit in Canada; they were speaking in English at the time, but I couldn't really understand what they were saying anyway 02:45:11 I understood the individual points, but it was a very nomicky bit of recursive procedure 02:45:15 rather than actual lawmaking 02:45:15 In Ottawa, was it English, French, or floor audio? 02:45:23 yeah, it's gotten particularly bad lately 02:45:29 was what? 02:45:34 CPAC 02:45:44 oh, what I was watching was in English 02:45:47 ok 02:45:51 but I didn't watch enough of it to know if it'd be in French at some point 02:46:16 it's live translated 02:46:31 that makes sense, really 02:46:40 yeah 02:47:06 floor audio is what they call the feed with no translation 02:47:15 MPs have earpieces they can use to listen to the live translators 02:47:43 hmm, I imagine that most countries don't have multilingual governments 02:47:48 but Canada seems to deal with that quite well 02:47:54 Yeah. It's pretty amazing, really. 02:47:54 -!- pikhq_ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 02:48:07 -!- pikhq has joined. 02:48:25 And they produce bilingual transcripts by the next day. 02:48:48 so, I guess the real question is why Quebec hasn't become independent yet; do they not want to leave, or does the rest of the country not want them to go? 02:49:07 apparently visiting parliamentary delegations are consistently impressed by the turnaround time much less the turnaround time in two languages 02:49:30 It came to referendum twice and came very very close to passing the second time 02:49:30 well, if it's being translated anyway, transcripts for two languages are only twice as hard as transcripts for one 02:49:41 as they can just transcript the translated audio 02:49:49 coppro: referendum across the whole country, or across just Quebec? 02:49:53 just Quebec 02:50:16 yeah, but they need to be made sure to be accurate, and the live translation might not be so accurate. 02:50:25 ah, right 02:50:35 it might be hard to actually translate it, sometimes 02:50:36 the second referendum in particular was panned for being particularly badly-worded 02:50:53 "This English sentence is hard to translate into French." 02:51:21 feelings across Canada tend to vary roughly linearly with distance from Québec 02:51:40 in the UK, there's actually a government body responsible for wording referendums 02:51:51 I didn't really like their wording on the single transferable vote issue 02:52:00 but at least it wasn't as bad as some of the ones they considered 02:52:12 and there was a PDF online explaining their reasoning (with focus groups backing it up!) 02:52:35 plenty of people feel that Québec is an important part of Canada and they'd rather keep it (msyelf included) 02:52:56 there is some sentiment that they're a bit of whiners and/or get special treatment and we'd be better off without them 02:53:10 but in my experience it is usually more of a "fine, let them go, see how well they do without the rest of us" 02:53:16 rather than a "yeah let's get rid of them" 02:53:23 not that the latter don't exist, they just aren't very common 02:54:22 There was a Supreme Court case trying to determine if Québec could secede unilaterally at some point, I think around the second referendum 02:54:41 The outcome was basically "they can't do so unilaterally, but if they voted to, then they couldn't just be ignored" 02:54:49 so both sides claimed it as a victory 02:54:54 were they /trying/ to secede unilaterally? or was it a just-in-case thing? 02:55:12 the proponents of the referendum sure would have like it to be unilateral 02:55:39 and I guess the answer is, that if they /did/ secede unilaterally, then they wouldn't consider the supreme court judgement binding on them anyway 02:56:05 since then, the Clarity Act was passed, which basically sets up a minimum standard of referendum for secession, and then commits the governments to working out how it would actually work should a vote succeed 02:56:42 reminds me a bit of the law in the UK, which says that a union can't go on strike unless its members vote for one 02:57:02 I think it's part of the measures taken to avoid a repeat of the infamous miner's strike several decades ago 02:57:10 (4) For the purpose of subsection (3), a clear expression of the will of the population of a province that the province cease to be part of Canada could not result from 02:57:13 (a) a referendum question that merely focuses on a mandate to negotiate without soliciting a direct expression of the will of the population of that province on whether the province should cease to be part of Canada; or 02:57:15 the basic idea is to avoid coercing people into striking, while still letting them do so if they want to 02:57:17 (b) a referendum question that envisages other possibilities in addition to the secession of the province from Canada, such as economic or political arrangements with Canada, that obscure a direct expression of the will of the population of that province on whether the province should cease to be part of Canada. 02:57:23 right 03:00:33 -!- david_werecat has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 03:03:09 clearly, if you want a referendum to pass, you just give the yes option and /two/ no options 03:03:13 so that the no options dilute each other 03:06:02 haha 03:06:27 they should make a voting reform referendum with a number of options, using AV :P 03:08:17 That isn't proper! The vote should just be yes/no, possibly with comments if they are needed? 03:08:32 ais523: Puerto Rico actually has that problem 03:09:03 -!- ais523 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 03:09:57 -!- ais523 has joined. 03:10:01 ouch 03:10:14 meanwhile, apparently my IRC client juts segfaulted 03:10:15 *just 03:19:41 Puerto Rico has had referendums in the past where they are offered a) statehood b) status quo c) independence 03:19:59 oh dear 03:20:08 to favour the status quo? 03:20:19 My understanding is there are a fair number who would prefer a or c to b, but a and c invariably split that vote, and the indeciseveness means that the status quo gets chosen by default 03:20:40 I think they're planning a new one that first says "should we accept the status quo" and then if the answer is no, they will do another to decide between statehood and independence 03:21:12 which is unfair in another way, of course 03:21:26 indeed 03:21:28 approval vote would be a good solution for that sort of referendum, IMO 03:21:31 yeah 03:21:39 STV would work too but seems like overkill 03:22:06 that's just AV 03:22:15 AV is lim_{n\to 1} STV 03:22:23 where n is the number of outcomes selected 03:22:48 indeed 03:22:53 but even AV is overkill for something like that 03:23:32 approval would be good 03:30:49 What kind of dream did you have? 03:32:58 in the dream I had last night, Totem was a package manager… 03:33:09 I berated it for its technological inaccuracy when I woke up 03:36:45 ais523: btw, you're missing brilliant games of monqys-crawl 03:36:51 (not the same as monqy's crawl) 03:37:43 s/li/l/ 03:44:25 I have type Expander = StateT [Declaration] []; but now I think that might be wrong because, it may read only some declarations while expanding macros, and then the macros are capable to add new declarations, but we need to keep track of which declaration added on, which the compiler then may need to call the expander again to expand macros in new blocks, etc 03:47:23 I am somewhat confuse how to do 03:48:56 -!- pikhq has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). 03:51:41 -!- pikhq has joined. 03:59:24 -!- pikhq_ has joined. 03:59:56 -!- pikhq has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 04:25:52 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 05:06:33 elliott: I just won agora 05:06:37 coppro: congrats 05:06:41 i'm trying to win monqys-crawl 05:06:43 it's /really difficult/ 05:06:48 ais523: you should telnet termcast.org, choose elliottmq 05:06:52 view a brief glimpse of monqys-crawl endgame 05:06:54 (it's nothing like crawl) 05:07:03 Who wants a MATHEMATICS PUZZLE?!? 05:08:18 -!- pikhq has joined. 05:10:59 -!- pikhq_ has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 05:16:23 Grah, PuTTY 05:25:01 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 05:26:22 -!- augur has joined. 06:41:37 -!- elliott has quit (*.net *.split). 06:41:37 -!- SimonRC has quit (*.net *.split). 06:41:37 -!- ion has quit (*.net *.split). 06:47:47 -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). 06:57:05 -!- elliott has joined. 06:59:56 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 07:05:56 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 07:07:02 -!- asiekierka has joined. 07:15:14 elliott: oh dear, I just noticed the domain name at the top of proggit right now 07:15:19 "alan.dipert.org" 07:15:23 is it THE ALAN DIPERT, I wonder? 07:15:25 i commented on that earlier 07:15:26 it is 07:19:45 also, I think I've seen that page before 07:24:20 Alan Dipert? 07:24:37 *THE ALAN DIPERT 07:46:11 -!- pikhq_ has joined. 07:46:11 -!- asiekierka has quit (Quit: Wychodzi). 07:46:54 -!- pikhq has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 07:51:57 -!- asiekierka has joined. 08:09:07 wow 08:11:32 -!- augur has joined. 08:11:32 -!- SimonRC has joined. 08:11:32 -!- ion has joined. 08:12:15 -!- augur has changed nick to Guest19059. 08:23:05 @tell kmc i just can't choose: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/search/?q=html&cat=personas&appver=&platform= ----------- https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/search/?q=php&cat=personas 08:23:05 Consider it noted. 08:35:39 -!- Taneb has joined. 08:35:41 Hello! 08:36:42 Hi Taneb 08:36:46 Did you see the update? 08:36:48 Yeah 09:01:19 -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: brb). 09:09:41 -!- Guest19059 has changed nick to augur. 09:35:24 -!- pikhq has joined. 09:36:32 -!- pikhq_ has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 09:40:31 -!- nortti has joined. 09:43:09 so a thought just occured to me.. for a program which takes code with gotos, and reorganizes it into code without gotos 09:43:35 What do you mean 'without gotos'? 09:43:51 If you mean loop-based, it's extremely difficult, if not impossible. 09:44:24 You can always write the equivalent program without gotos 09:44:30 loops, conditionals, loop breaks, continues, anything but the gotos 09:44:32 However automating that transform might be a bit hard 09:44:40 itidus20: why 09:44:40 kmc: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. 09:44:52 @messages 09:44:53 cheater_ said 1h 21m 46s ago: i just can't choose: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/search/?q=html&cat=personas&appver=&platform= ----------- https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/search/? 09:44:53 q=php&cat=personas 09:44:56 I doubt anybody uses gotos without a good reason anymore 09:45:18 Lumpio-, obviously you can assuming the two things you're translating between are both TC. 09:45:34 ahhh 09:45:43 kmc: help me choose 09:45:46 is BASIC TC? 09:45:59 when nelhage published http://livegrep.com some redditor was aghast to note that there are "over 50" gotos in the Linux kernel 09:46:05 Wait 09:46:08 there are like... many thousands 09:46:31 Just write an interpreter for the goto language in the structured one, then get it to interpret the goto code. 09:46:39 Lumpio-: Automating that transform might be a bit hard? 09:46:44 kmc: hahaha 09:46:44 That's, uh, what a compiler does. 09:46:50 There's no structured control at the machine levle. 09:46:52 *level. 09:46:58 elliott: i think you have it backwards 09:47:03 elliott, he means no structured control -> structured control 09:47:08 Oh, oops. 09:47:18 well i really meant some structued control -> all structured :D 09:47:23 Well, that's still trivial, all you need is a switch and a while loop. 09:47:24 Hey cool, alt-. makes a mid-dot 09:47:34 I AM GOING TO DO FULL STOPS LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON 09:47:38 kmc will now complain at me for saying "trivial". 09:47:41 … 09:47:49 elliott: it might be an acceptable use 09:47:56 hey elliott remember when you did all ellipses like that 09:48:01 œ 09:48:03 after all the reason i complain about "awesome" and "trivial" is not that I think these words should never be used 09:48:06 Phantom_Hoover: it looks like grey block for me 09:48:09 actually, he'd complain more if someone said "solved problem" 09:48:13 kmc: awesome 09:48:20 elliott :V 09:48:21 one good application for this would be so that people have no excuses to have code with gotos 09:48:24 nortti, even more reason to use it! 09:48:30 § 09:48:33 itidus20: some code is much nicer when written with goto 09:48:34 A switch is just cheating 09:48:38 In C at least 09:48:45 especially when you have only C control flow 09:48:47 itidus20, you realise the goto battle was won long ago, right? 09:48:47 A switch without fallovers or whatever. 09:48:53 ■■■■■■■■ 09:48:57 ∞ 09:49:05 ┌──────────┐ 09:49:06 │ ■■■■■■■■ │ 09:49:06 └──────────┘ 09:49:10 i will start making full stops like this ■ 09:49:16 there■ 09:49:16 Nobody uses goto as their primary control structure any more. 09:49:23 ÷πª•∞¢´∑ß≈ç√∫~∆˚øª•¶§∞åÎØÍÚÏÎ`˜ÂÁ¢ 09:49:44 because a full stop really needs to be a fully black character■ 09:49:53 elliott: I can type § without using any modifier keys kinda like ½ 09:49:57 ≈ƒµçk≈ 09:50:01 well it would be ridiculous to stop using goto altogether. 09:50:03 ☭ 09:50:03 åäöäåöäå 09:50:10 inb4 zalgo 09:50:13 i have therefore said nothing :D 09:50:17 ΉÅÊÓ ÍÓÈÊ 09:50:24 kmc, zalgo? 09:50:33 no zalgo 4 u 09:50:37 ow 09:50:40 that hurt■ 09:50:44 πøøπ 09:50:48 ®øø∂ 09:51:01 §üπé® 09:51:05 ˙鬬ø 09:51:06 hm my boxifying script probably does not handle combining characters 09:51:32 `MAN' 09:51:32 why do you have a boxifying script■ 09:51:40 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: MAN': not found 09:51:42 `´ 09:51:45 √ 09:51:46 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: ´: not found 09:51:50 so i can put stuff in boxes 09:52:07 kmc, that makes sense■ 09:53:14 but it does handle 09:53:17 ┌────────────────────────────────┐ 09:53:20 │ FULLWIDTH LATIN │ 09:53:23 └────────────────────────────────┘ 09:53:48 But... does it handle fullwidth CJK? 09:53:52 yes 09:53:58 great 09:53:58 fwiw, it doesn't work in xchat anyways because variable width font■ 09:54:04 i get the character properties from ICU 09:54:12 cheater_: :( 09:54:18 it never did, kmc■ 09:54:19 Variable width fonts for IRC are just wrong 09:54:29 as hard as you might try■ 09:54:41 It could work 09:54:44 Lumpio-: that's only until you start using them and your eyes don't hurt anymore■ 09:54:49 Japanese people make "ASCII art" using variable width fonts 09:55:01 Lumpio-: yeah but the right wall won't line up at all■ 09:55:09 (Of course they assume everybody's running exactly the same version of Windows with the same font and rendering method) 09:55:27 (But then again over there everybody is still stuck with w2k or something) 09:55:39 this isn't exactly exactly ascii art■ 09:55:40 (And using operating systems besides Windows would dishonor your entire family) 09:55:45 it's more line drawing than anything■ 09:55:46 Yes, it's not ASCII art. They still call it that. 09:55:58 you misunderstood me■ 09:56:01 It's not even ASCII. 09:56:08 it's also not art■ 09:56:09 No, I didn't. 09:56:15 kmc's boxes are merely kitsch■ 09:56:18 I was talking about lining up stuff with variable width fonts 09:56:24 Also these days anything can be art 09:56:26 -!- azaq23 has joined. 09:56:47 As long as somebody thinks it's art, it's art. 09:56:48 what about the art of computer programming■ 09:57:04 If other people have problems accepting that all they need to do is call it experimental or progressive art 09:57:07 go program some php, make art■ 09:57:29 what if it's not progressive or experimental at all■ 09:57:50 let's say someone paints a really beautiful landscape, rembrandt style■ 09:57:53 It is if somebody says so. 09:57:58 it's touching■ 09:58:02 Also wtf is with the ■ 09:58:03 -!- ais523 has quit. 09:58:11 but it's neither progressive nor experimental■ 09:58:19 it's just the new FULLER stop■ 09:58:27 ooh 09:58:29 it's a FULL CHARACTER■ 09:58:36 Fine 09:58:42 Then I shall use the CJK full stop。 09:58:49 feel free 09:58:53 i just got bored with my fuller stop 09:59:02 i won't be using it for the time being 09:59:31 Yay、 CJK fullーwidth full stop! 10:00:07 ꙮ 10:00:47 Wut 10:01:44 品 10:01:49 «серафими многоꙮчитїи» 10:02:01 yep 10:02:20 💩 10:02:22 Ꙭ 10:02:44 what's the one you just pasted 10:02:46 i don't have it 10:02:47 Lumpio-: Lame. 森 10:02:56 cheater_: http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/1f4a9/index.htm 10:03:12 right 10:03:22 that's probably a very good unicode coverage testing character 10:03:25 the only (?) unicode character with smell lines 10:03:33 actually they should have combining smell lines 10:03:42 轟 10:03:43 they should, shouldn't they 10:03:55 i am surprised they ignore this fact so blatantly 10:04:32 ⅯⅭⅯⅬⅩⅩⅩⅧ 10:04:51 Lumpio-: 𪚥 10:05:20 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/Zh%C3%A9.svg 10:05:39 i'm using Mosh so i can't copy-paste characters wich aren't recognized by my locale :/ 10:06:09 龘's also fun. 10:06:11 they turn into U+FFFD 'REPLACEMENT CHARACTER' 10:06:19 smell lines? 10:06:20 o.O 10:07:18 -!- cheater__ has joined. 10:08:36 maybe han characters were invented by dragons 10:09:32 i was thinking the other day about how chopsticks kinda suck compared to forks, but asian soup spoons are way better than western ones 10:09:47 i want to make this into an entire bullshit pop-psych theory about east vs west 10:10:56 -!- cheater_ has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 10:11:57 chopsticks are versatile though 10:14:11 i saw somewhere that some japanese guy adding thumb shaped stubs to forks to make them look more like hands 10:15:01 hey kmc what was that haskell shell lib that allowed you to use combinators to pipe stuff around? 10:15:07 don't remember 10:15:13 you know which one i mean though? 10:15:28 maybe 10:15:35 you're so cryptic 10:15:41 haha 10:16:39 does shqq have piping? 10:16:51 not in any special way 10:17:06 you can use the normal shell pipe within the quotation 10:17:12 [sh| foo | bar |] 10:30:59 -!- derdon has joined. 10:31:18 -!- MoALTz__ has joined. 10:34:10 -!- MoALTz_ has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 10:34:35 http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3966632 10:34:50 i bet that'll at least double my karma 10:35:05 basically, any mention of hskell = karma 10:35:12 really? 10:35:16 i thought reddit and hackernews were over haskell 10:35:24 apparently not 10:35:44 i know /r/programming had a haskell phase but last i checked they had more of a haskell backlash 10:35:54 however these days I avoid that place like the pits of hell 10:35:55 yea i heard they had a haskell aversion 10:35:59 hn is pretty annoying too 10:35:59 but hn is all functional 10:36:03 it's written in lisp isn't it 10:36:08 that's the nature of the beast 10:36:09 eh paul graham is not a big haskell fan 10:36:16 paul graham is not a big * fan 10:36:25 it's written in Arc actually 10:36:32 which is PG's crackhead Lisp dialect 10:36:32 what's arc 10:36:35 right 10:36:40 it's pg's blub isn't it 10:36:43 yeah 10:36:44 i remember reading about it 10:37:01 also Lisp ≠ functional, if you read _On Lisp_ you'll see that PG doesn't particularly use a functional style 10:37:17 a lot of Lispers will get really annoyed if you call Lisp a functional language 10:37:31 don't take this too seriously 10:37:45 i was joking and you think i'm serious 10:38:04 i thought it was an obvious joke, i mean "lisp is functional" come on 10:38:21 ok now upvote that comment and the post it links to kmc 10:38:25 plz 10:38:34 anyway HN may be written in Arc but it's full of startup weenies who think ruby and node.js coffeescript are beautiful awesome ninja hacker software 10:38:45 at this point i'm really embarassed to be associated with "hacker" culture 10:38:49 i guess that makes me a bitter elitist 10:38:58 cheater__: i don't have a HN account 10:39:16 damn you 10:39:42 well, you know 10:39:43 kmc 10:39:46 cheater__ 10:39:51 98% of everything is shit 10:40:04 also, if you take the remaining 2% then 98% of that is shit 10:40:14 yes 10:40:16 fractal shit 10:40:19 it's shit all the way down 10:40:28 there you go 10:40:34 so i'm thinking, it applies to hackers too 10:40:38 On Lisp is a cool book though 10:40:40 that's what we have to work with 10:40:55 you can't just hide in your shell and wait for the (shit)storm to pass 10:40:58 it will never pass 10:41:00 it's just the way it is 10:41:21 -!- MoALTz_ has joined. 10:41:28 you can ignore it's there, and avoid everything where you think there's that 98% of shit 10:41:30 but really 10:41:48 if you don't see the 98% in something then you just aren't good enough at that thing to appreciate good quality 10:42:08 example: you still haven't gotten put off on electronics 10:42:13 if you keep at it, you surely will 10:42:38 so i'm thinking, it's much better to display enough creativity to actually make something out of all that, you know, shit 10:42:45 since it's 98% of the natural resource. 10:42:52 i guess that's the smart way to go, make something out of nothing. 10:43:04 wow CNN has articles about brogrammers now 10:43:09 do they 10:43:10 url 10:43:14 -!- elliott has left. 10:43:23 http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/07/tech/web/brogrammers/index.html 10:43:26 cheater__: i'm not put off making stuff 10:43:31 just put off "hacker culture" 10:43:42 so instead of spending my time reading HN, i make stuff 10:44:01 you've just learnt that it's crap, that's all 10:44:08 -!- MoALTz__ has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 10:44:18 but it's not really an earth shattering realization once you realize that 98% of everything is crap 10:44:45 i'm almost pleased about the fact that Mosh uses such un-sexy tools 10:44:53 C++ and Automake and fucking unix terminal subsystem 10:44:57 -!- MoALTz has joined. 10:45:09 though it really should be in a memory-safe langauge 10:46:36 why should it 10:46:48 why didn't you make it in python and twisted and coffeescript 10:46:53 you suck 10:46:57 you're not a hacker 10:47:06 (:D) 10:47:10 -!- MoALTz_ has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 10:48:08 yeah i know right 10:48:40 also it uses a network protocol that isn't HTTP based 10:48:49 actually, i'm wondering about python's increasing notoriety as a "systems language" 10:48:54 that pretty much marks us as dinosaurs right 10:49:07 it really does feel like it's replacing the C/C++/Cobol/Perl hydra 10:49:13 in 40 years all protocols below HTTP will be forgotton 10:49:21 they have already 10:49:24 I assume kmc is joking 10:49:25 "what's a port" 10:49:35 "what do you mean the port is not 80" 10:49:41 and we'll be reimplementing TCP and UDP poorly over HTTP 10:49:45 "how can you have a port that's not 80" 10:49:49 kmc, exactly 10:49:57 that's the fucking amazing part about hackers nowadays 10:50:11 reimplement shit on top of exactly the same shit fifty layers down 10:50:51 my friend was at a café and someone saw code on his screen and asked him what he does for a living 10:51:02 "i'm a kernel programmer, it's the very core of the operating system" 10:51:11 "oh, so, like not even the Drupal layer? even lower than that?" 10:51:16 -_- 10:51:52 this is really a sign of progress though 10:51:59 even if it's unpalatable to eleet ninja hackers 10:52:35 our abstractions are good enough that people can build worthwhile things without knowing every single irrelevant detail of the hardware and operating system 10:53:13 hahahahhaha 10:53:16 Drupal Layer 10:53:16 there is some fallacy that we could make all current programmers learn assembly language and CPU architecture 10:53:26 when really a lot of people would just give up on programming then 10:53:42 Drupal Layer is the new ISO OSI Layer 0 10:53:46 yeah 10:53:47 amirite 10:53:49 haha 10:56:45 -!- MoALTz_ has joined. 10:58:20 http://scpd.stanford.edu/knuth/index.jsp 10:58:23 here you go kmc 10:58:52 -!- MoALTz has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 11:01:20 -!- MoALTz has joined. 11:02:20 -!- MoALTz_ has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 11:02:53 cheater__: http://a841-tfpweb.nyc.gov/bikeshare/files/2012/05/Schaefer-Landing.jpg 11:02:56 don't you love this map 11:04:49 -!- derdon has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 11:07:36 what is that 11:08:00 i think they might be using the wrong metric 11:08:42 yeah... 11:08:50 -!- MoALTz has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 11:08:51 it's supposed to be how far you can bike from a given point in n minutes 11:08:55 but that point is on the waterline... 11:09:24 -!- MoALTz has joined. 11:09:37 also you have to bike east to the edge of their "5 min" circle just to get on the bridge to go west 11:11:17 -!- MoALTz_ has joined. 11:13:44 why does it matter 11:13:51 it's obviously a crude representation 11:14:02 -!- MoALTz has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 11:14:07 why do you expect it to be autism-compatible 11:14:10 -!- Taneb has joined. 11:14:27 Hello 11:15:04 hi Taneb 11:15:24 hi Taneb 11:15:36 cheater__: the circle maps are always crude approximations but this one is beyond ridiculous 11:15:53 is it really 11:15:55 yes 11:16:02 what if the center of the circle were just a little bit further 11:16:05 it understates the time to bike to many points by at least a factor of 2 11:16:05 somewhere on land 11:16:15 factor of 2 is not that much 11:16:24 it's only one order of magnitude in binary 11:16:28 lol cheater__ 11:16:41 so anyone who cares about correctness within an order of magnitude is mentally ill 11:16:54 it's not like you'll expect to go for a 10 minute ride and end up commuting for a whole day 11:17:00 no kmc 11:17:05 it's just you 11:17:10 not anyone 11:17:11 :D 11:17:24 ;P 11:17:31 if they just had the east half of each circle that would be ok 11:18:25 but e.g. they imply you can get from Schaefer Landing to DUMBO in 10 minutes 11:18:43 by biking across the water and the navy yard 11:18:51 i am dismayed at the fact that no european universities do an OCW kind of thing 11:19:01 the intersection of that circle with the route you'd actually take is less than halfway 11:19:39 why are you obsessing over this 11:19:46 to annoy you cheater__ 11:19:52 have you been watching some sort of commuter-version of requiem for a dream 11:20:05 it doesn't annoy me 11:20:09 it just makes me wonder 11:20:28 -!- Phantom_Hoover has left ("Leaving"). 11:20:43 better tell me if you know of any european unis that have online courses available 11:20:46 free ones 11:22:32 i don't know of any 11:22:59 -!- swilde has joined. 11:23:43 your language says a lot cheater__ 11:23:54 you assume i bring up this map because i am "obsessing" 11:24:02 when it is just a momentary diversion 11:24:05 that says more about u than about me 11:26:23 FOS: cheater__ ? 11:26:31 Sgeo: FOS? 11:26:38 Sorry, I'm a bit Mafia obsessed lately 11:26:46 Finger of Suspicion 11:26:58 I'm awful at mafia 11:27:02 wat 11:27:20 Taneb, you're officially better than the people in #wolfgame 11:27:29 cheater__, he thinks you are one of the people who kill a townsperson at night-time 11:28:07 I, as a townie, was once lynched at lylo for checking stats at daybreak 11:28:15 !!! 11:30:17 Taneb: oh 11:31:18 Taneb, pop-quiz: Should the town, during the day, if there's nothing in particular to talk about: 11:31:31 a) Talk, in an attempt to root out mafia, or 11:31:34 b) Not talk. 11:31:39 I'd go for a 11:31:50 And you're smarter than #wolfgame, good job 11:32:05 Of course, I suck at talking, and when I do talk, everyone thinks I'm mafioso 11:32:13 lol 11:34:30 man 11:34:40 the german universities really suck at online courses 11:34:51 there's the british Open University that does it 11:34:53 and ParisTech 11:35:04 then the next nearest thing to europe is in australia, or something. 11:35:20 you even get a japanese uni. 11:36:03 Japan's closer to Europe than Australia? 11:36:11 Unless you mean culturally? 11:36:20 Or linguistically, I guess 11:36:43 no i mean as in "the closest thing to europe other than europe or usa" 11:36:53 -!- MoALTz__ has joined. 11:36:57 just trying to display how far behind europe is in that regard 11:37:26 Oh, close as in close in the rankings 11:37:54 no 11:37:56 geographically 11:39:06 hey have you seen this https://gist.github.com/701213 11:39:13 "lessons learned from #python" 11:40:02 -!- MoALTz_ has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 11:41:15 -!- swilde has left ("ERC Version 5.3 (IRC client for Emacs)"). 11:45:26 How does GPL apply to a file format? 11:48:29 gpl is a copyright based license 11:48:39 a format is not data, it is metadata 11:48:48 you can only copyright data, not metadata 11:49:16 but it also means that you can change the format and you're still under the same copyright 11:49:29 that's why mp3 files are copyrighted because people have copyright over the source cds 11:50:41 So, I'm free to write a program that saves to a format, the specifications of which are in the form of an XML DTD which explicitly mentions that it is licensed under GPL, and release my program under any license I like? 11:52:18 Actually, nevermind 11:58:47 cheater__: interesting 11:58:54 in my short time in #python i noticed these problems too 11:58:59 everyone has 11:59:05 those trolls are legendary 11:59:11 getting banned from #python = badge of honor 12:00:41 hey kmc, EvilTerran on Hackernews says "ShQQ looks very nice" 12:00:45 i thought it would be pertinent 12:00:49 ok 12:01:06 i'll livestream all comments to your ephemeral consciousness 12:01:13 livetweeting to your cortex 12:01:35 git pushing into your noggin with --force 12:01:40 haha 12:02:30 reallyUnsafe 12:03:11 Use the --force-luke. 12:03:27 git push --force ssh://localhost/dev/brain 12:03:38 -!- zzo38 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 12:03:52 this user's host has closed the connection 12:04:43 -!- MoALTz__ has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 12:04:47 i guess it's better to use ``git push --force file:///dev/brain'' 12:08:29 or just /dev/brain 12:08:34 i often use "git push ." 12:14:20 -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: Leaving). 12:15:26 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Gato_enervado_pola_presencia_dun_can.jpg 12:19:30 why do you use git push . ? 12:24:12 to update a ref in the local repository 12:27:10 excuse me sir but what does that do 12:29:41 sometimes i want to change which commit a particular branch points to 12:29:48 without checking out that branch 12:29:57 git push . is a fine way to do it 12:30:11 there are other ways 12:30:11 I'd use git branch -f for that 12:30:44 cool 12:31:22 that probably handles the case where the ref doesn't exist better 12:34:05 wow the chinese OCW doesn't even have a fuckin domain 12:34:11 it's just an ip address 12:34:15 and the port is 8080 12:34:16 lol 12:34:57 haha 12:35:01 nice 12:35:22 OCW? 12:35:58 open course ware 12:36:19 -!- Taneb has joined. 12:40:14 Hello! 12:40:22 hi Taneb 12:42:15 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 12:45:35 hi kmc 12:45:40 hi cheater__ 12:45:44 what's up 12:46:04 not a lot 12:47:03 i am just currently being mindblown by the fact that the first digit of my weight in kilograms in decimal at sea level earth gravitation is about to drop by 1 12:47:41 ok 12:49:47 cheater__: do you mean your mass in kilograms or you weight in newtons? 12:50:18 nortti: in before cheater__ accuses you of having an autism spectrum disorder 12:51:45 nortti: good catch, i keep forgetting that weight is a force 12:51:58 kmc: dude stop it with your autism 12:52:04 (:D) 12:53:00 so i'm browsing this blog with online video lectures and i notice a lecture by Spolsky 12:53:02 and i think 12:53:04 kmc: why would he think I have autims spectrum disorder 12:53:08 who the fuck let that guy teach at a university 12:53:14 really frightening moment 12:53:19 i look again and it's like.. Saplosky 12:53:20 some other spolsky i hope 12:53:23 ok good lol 12:53:26 lol 12:53:29 nortti: only autists know about the difference between mass and weight 12:53:38 or any other matter of correctness 12:53:49 kmc: autist. 12:54:01 autofellatio 12:54:06 autoautist 12:54:10 autistfellatio? 12:54:23 I don't want to know 12:55:14 cheater__: i streamlined my blogpost writing workflow by using inotifywait to run pandoc when i save the markdown file 12:55:19 this is a lifehack for sure 12:57:18 kmc: pandoc gives you html yes? 12:57:23 yes 12:57:33 can output many formats, but i'm doing markdown → html 12:57:46 kmc: i'm thinking i should set up a build system for my blog, so that i can jump ship from posterous any time 12:58:03 if i can set up a blog and have all the posts up in just one command, that's gotta be worth something 12:58:11 yeah 12:58:16 mine isn't quite that slick 12:58:33 it might be cool to use jekyll or hakyll or something 12:58:52 i just mean, something that uploads to posterous in one go 12:58:59 and when the time comes, have it upload to some other thing 12:59:07 like blogspot or whatever 12:59:09 blogstain 13:01:22 yes 13:01:35 with those progs i mentioned, you get just a static file tree 13:01:37 so you can use any web host 13:05:42 Please give me Coke. http://youtu.be/VuAXoSnp14M?t=13m36s 13:06:29 kmc: i don't want to use a web host because web hosts are not free 13:07:28 -!- Patashu has quit (Quit: MSN: Patashu@hotmail.com , Gmail: Patashu0@gmail.com , AIM: Patashu0 , YIM: patashu2 , Skype: patashu0 .). 13:08:26 ion: hilarious A+++++++ would watch again 13:13:56 yay. LAME says that encoding will take aproximately 23 hours and 10 minutes -.-' 13:14:10 The encoding of what? 13:14:53 ion: sound file from wav to mp3 13:15:03 The encoding of what sound file? 13:16:06 ion: audio of brain scratch comms Q&A video ripped to 2.3GB wav file 13:16:31 * ion googles 13:16:36 oh. now it is only 23 hours 13:17:21 why is it a 2.3 gb wav file? 13:17:29 also, that's way too much. 13:17:41 and, you're probably better off transcoding speech to flac 13:17:49 because mp3 really mutilates it and makes it SUPER annoying 13:19:34 cheater__: video is 3 hours and 55 minutes long. I ripped the audio with ffmpeg using ffmpeg -i bscqa.mp3 bscqa.wav 13:23:11 yeah. 13:23:11 wow. I got response from European Parliament to my question about law making possession of hacking tools illegal 13:23:20 23 hours is way too much. 13:23:23 such as gcc? 13:23:25 nortti: what did they say? 13:23:38 ion: another reason to use clang amirite 13:23:45 cheater__: they can't say what is hacking tool 13:24:14 cheater__: remember I am using computer with 700MHz Pentium III 13:24:40 Still sounds too long. 13:25:06 -!- variable has changed nick to function. 13:25:22 nortti: oh, so you don't have sse. you've really fucked yourself over there 13:25:32 why are you using such an antique piece of technology? 13:25:32 ion: now it says 22h 30min 13:25:43 cheater__: by iBook G4 broke 13:25:51 s/by/my 13:25:53 My 66 MHz Amiga can’t encode MP3 in realtime, but most things faster than that should be able to do that. :-P 13:25:53 +/ 13:26:01 g4 is still antique 13:26:38 cheater__: is is not 13:27:17 cheater__: it isn't even 10 years old 13:27:27 -!- MoALTz has joined. 13:27:30 nortti: if the source is mp3, why are you encoding anything at all? 13:27:38 olsner: source is wav 13:28:10 i see a very big sexist bias in this list http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_people#Ten_verified_oldest_people_living 13:28:29 nortti: "I ripped the audio with ffmpeg using ffmpeg -i bscqa.mp3 bscqa.wav"? 13:28:42 olsner: I mean bcsqa.mp4 13:29:57 olsner: I used youtube-dl to download bscqa.mp4, ffmpeg to rip it's audio and lame to convert audio to something that is not completely ridicilous in size 13:29:58 -!- lifthrasiir has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 13:30:14 -!- lifthrasiir has joined. 13:30:17 nortti 13:30:21 what's the original url of that thing 13:30:29 what codec is the original audio track? that's probably something fairly standard 13:30:47 mp4 is often aac isn't it 13:31:03 bscqa.mp4 almost certainly contains compressed audio, why not just extract it and use it as-is? 13:31:23 ion: I don't know ho to do that 13:31:58 you can do something like mplayer -dumpaudio 13:32:23 yeah recompressing is usually a bad idea anyways 13:32:31 nortti: so why are you exporting the audio again? 13:33:52 cheater__: I download bscqa.mp4, rip audio from it to bscqa.wav and encode bscqa.wav to mp3. I don't see where I am exporting the audio again 13:34:25 "again" is a matter of speech 13:34:33 tell me why you are exporting the audio 13:34:38 http://www.mediafire.com/?d94ngt9iuqmd4sd 13:36:39 ion: what is that? 13:37:37 (mediafire requires javascript so I don't know what is behind that link) 13:38:57 “BrainScratchComms Q&A Responses!.mp3” 13:39:09 cheater__: I am exporting audio because their .mp3 file is hosted on megaupload 13:39:24 ion: well I can't download it 13:39:58 Your Pentium III can’t run a browser that supports JavaScript? 13:40:32 ion: it can but hv3 crashes when trying to parse the mess on that page 13:40:52 Then try another one. 13:40:54 -!- augur has joined. 13:41:36 ion: hv3 is the only one running at speed that is acceptable 13:42:02 ion: well it and links2 with -enable-javascript but that is a joke 13:42:24 *that thing 13:43:24 try uh 13:43:24 dropbox? 13:43:54 kmc: http://www.jerkcity.com/_jerkcity4536.html 13:44:05 ^best argumentation strategy 13:44:10 cheater__: how do I download file from mediafire using dropbox? 13:44:32 nortti: that was for ion really 13:44:39 can you download from dropbox using dropbox? 13:45:15 cheater__: yes. I had to install Xvesa for it to work though 13:45:30 s/I had/I'd have/ 13:46:20 cheater__: oh you meant from dl.dropbox.com? yes I can even with links 13:47:05 yeah 13:47:13 ion try uploading to dropbox if u want to 13:49:14 -!- david_werecat has joined. 13:53:29 -!- MoALTz_ has joined. 13:56:31 -!- MoALTz has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 13:58:08 "Sensors detect no signs of life." *beam down* *surrounded by trees* 13:58:35 which one was that 13:58:42 i can vaguely recollect 14:00:08 kmc do you know of rexcurry.net 14:05:25 cheater: I don’t have the file. 14:05:56 ion: oh i thought you uploaded it for him 14:06:02 anyways i gotta go to the gym, ttyl 14:06:07 Nah, it was just linked from the video comments. 14:10:14 interesting. LAME stopped at 20 hours and 6 minutes 14:18:17 don't get your hopes up 14:18:36 so apparently, my gmail has 455 filters 14:18:50 around 450 of those filters are to folderize recruiter spam 14:19:11 thank DOG for the ability to export and import filters in gfail 14:21:53 so sassy 14:21:56 gfail 14:22:08 micro$haft winbloze 14:22:24 facecock 14:24:36 HAHAHAHA 14:25:23 i agree with olsner that you should dump the encoded audio out of the mp4 file 14:25:28 unless you need mp3 specifically 14:26:44 kmc: yeah. I remeber that next time when I have to do that 14:28:44 kmc: lame finished encoding when it said it still had over 20 hours left 14:28:53 km¢ 14:29:24 the cent sign is representative of the described object's perceived value 14:29:27 -!- MoALTz_ has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 14:29:51 nortti: oh it finished? ok 14:30:09 nortti: i thought you meant it just stopped predicting at 20 hours, and continued to predict it'll take another 20 hours. 14:30:29 ₭₥₵ 14:31:02 \zalgo{kmc} 14:31:15 hahaha someone should really make a zalgo function for LaTeX 14:31:16 Has someone actually implemented \zalgo{}? 14:31:19 oh 14:31:26 i wish they would 14:31:31 it would be the ultimate thing ever 14:31:50 relevant: http://tex.stackexchange.com/questions/29402/how-do-i-make-my-document-look-like-it-was-written-by-a-cthulhu-worshipping-madm 14:32:03 * cheater__ chuckles 14:32:47 "Googling "crazy latex" did not return what I expected." 14:33:09 "scrawled by a gibbering madman, unhinged by the horrors he has witnessed" 14:36:23 sounds like ShQQ 14:38:13 -!- nortti has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 14:40:09 snap 14:40:37 got u there didn't i 14:40:40 yep 14:42:42 what are the horrors i have witnessed 14:45:04 -!- nortti has joined. 14:49:38 #php 14:50:08 -!- nortti has quit (Quit: Lost terminal). 14:50:36 i've never been to #php 14:50:58 -!- nortti has joined. 15:08:28 -!- nortti has quit (Quit: Lost terminal). 15:09:21 -!- nortti has joined. 15:17:42 -!- TeruFSX has joined. 15:26:38 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 15:41:36 @ping 15:41:36 pong 15:42:05 -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: Leaving). 15:42:21 -!- Taneb has joined. 16:06:12 -!- Slereah_ has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 16:06:52 -!- Slereah has joined. 16:09:30 -!- kvsolga has joined. 16:10:19 -!- xander_ has joined. 16:10:45 -!- xander_ has changed nick to Guest7797. 16:10:53 -!- Guest7797 has quit (Client Quit). 16:11:15 -!- kvsolga has quit (Client Quit). 16:25:25 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 16:29:21 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 16:31:14 -!- Phantom_Hoover has left. 17:04:08 kmc: lies, one time i told you to go there because funny shit was going down 17:04:12 and you joined in 17:06:46 Hello! 17:10:07 -!- monqy has joined. 17:11:15 did i 17:11:20 what funny shit went down 17:16:58 -!- nortti has quit (Quit: postun). 17:23:10 no idea 17:24:50 speaking of funny shit going down 17:25:11 guy in ##electronics joins in, asks if we know how to scan rfid in credit cards and personal id's 17:25:26 asked why he needs this, he says there's some guy stealing from him periodically 17:25:50 basically, he leaves behind expensive stuff (in the city at that, not suburbia) standing around in front of the garage or in the car 17:25:56 he's lost thousands of dollars 17:25:59 installed some cameras 17:26:13 but he can't get an ID because it's usually dark at night 17:26:30 so he figures, he saw some guys at defcon scan credit cards at a distance 17:26:41 and he figures the thief must have a credit card on him 17:26:46 so now he's trying to figure out how to do it 17:26:51 first world problem 17:27:03 low tech solution: don't leave your shit for people to steal 17:27:46 kmc: tip for nuggets, a drop of green tabasco and a dash of lime juice is all they need to taste better 17:32:29 nice 17:32:31 tabasco is great 17:32:56 i don't use it too often 17:33:07 i use it all the damn time 17:33:13 but it's good used every now and then in moderation 17:33:18 is your mouth like a kiln 17:33:20 kmc 17:33:26 is your tongue all lacerated 17:33:36 i like spicy food and i like vinegar taste 17:35:06 do you like woucester sauce 17:35:12 It’s a bit too vinegary for my taste. 17:35:16 i think so, but i don't have it often enough to say for sure 17:35:18 Tabasco, that is. 17:35:19 tabasco or WS 17:35:31 vinegar, tabasco, and sriracha are some of my favorite seasonings 17:35:37 kmc: how do you pronounce it, wor-chest-er or wooster? 17:36:04 I’d like to taste sriracha, but i haven’t found any yet. 17:36:07 the one i know is named Worcestershire sauce 17:36:11 yeah 17:36:14 and pronounce wus-ter-sher 17:36:21 fucking brits am i rite 17:36:26 i keep on arguing with people here 17:36:32 who all pronounce it incorrectly 17:36:38 and they look at me like i'm fucking stupid 17:38:21 well it's a stupid pronunciation even if it's "correct" 17:42:58 wfm 17:43:31 basically i think people should know what's "correct" but should feel free to ignore it for sanity or consistency 17:43:42 i guess you can't appreciate real historical value living in a country halfway predated by the house i live in 17:43:50 :D 17:44:22 ;P 17:47:02 i mean the american history is so recent i'm surprised it hasn't been televised from the very beginning 17:47:23 yeah 17:47:56 but the flip side is that our history is way more important and everything else is irrelevant 17:48:07 in fact glorious leader george w. bush has brought about the end of history 17:48:28 yep 17:48:34 however, kmc 17:48:36 the revolution 17:48:38 will not 17:48:41 be televised 17:48:58 shit i wasn't wrong 17:48:59 it will be livetumblr'd 17:49:11 my house actually IS about 50% the age of your country 17:49:22 usa is what 17:49:30 223 years old? 17:49:55 229 years old 17:50:03 my house is 113 years old 17:50:08 nearly there 17:50:20 3 more years 17:50:30 haha fuckin' a. 17:50:33 it's a little older than that depending on how you count 17:51:05 but yeah like 238 years max 17:51:21 we count starting the time other people stopped calling your ramshacks a colony 17:51:33 ;D 17:52:45 kmc: Remember back when Wireshark was called Ethereal? 17:52:55 I wanted to install it in Ubuntu but I was having problems. 17:52:59 those were the days, shachaf 17:53:10 So I searched for «ethereal universe». 17:53:12 good ol' ethereal. 17:53:21 -!- TeruFSX has joined. 17:54:41 hey kmc you know what's really hot 17:54:47 olive oil with pepper in it 17:54:51 that sounds p. good 17:55:02 T KMC WHAT 17:55:45 have you ever tried any of that stuff 17:55:57 it's really nice and hot 17:56:10 you don't feel the heat until you're done chewing and it goes down your throat 17:57:22 -!- asiekierka has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 17:57:28 -!- nortti has joined. 18:00:40 -!- nortti_ has joined. 18:01:31 -!- nortti_ has quit (Client Quit). 18:03:03 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 18:05:22 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 18:09:45 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 18:10:04 hello 18:13:41 -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: dinner). 18:15:54 kmc do you like asian food http://www.nlm.nih.gov/hmd/chineseposters/images/1200/DSC_4023.jpg 18:16:45 yes 18:17:12 i'm having trouble decoding this one 18:17:32 i think the first one says that if I don't wash my hands after taking a shit, I will get sick 18:18:06 also ways of killing flies 18:26:27 do you know chinese 18:26:38 here's some chinese porn for you http://www.nlm.nih.gov/hmd/chineseposters/images/1200/DSC_4053.jpg 18:28:26 i don't know chinese 18:28:30 that sucks 18:28:43 why 18:29:23 it sucks to have diarrhea and vomitosis at the same time 18:29:26 ok guess what this one is http://www.nlm.nih.gov/hmd/chineseposters/images/1200/DSC_4082.jpg 18:29:37 aids? 18:29:40 no 18:29:42 near 18:29:48 herpes? 18:30:17 lol, no. 18:30:23 i was thinking edit distance. 18:30:23 swine flu 18:30:27 declaration of war on SARS 18:30:28 sars? 18:30:29 aha 18:30:31 sars ~ aids 18:30:39 ur so clever kmc 18:30:44 ah the grumpy little fellows are 18:30:45 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS_coronavirus 18:30:47 you almost guessed quicker than i told you 18:31:03 Does anyone happen to know of any good papers about techniques for prevention of distributed denial of service attacks? 18:31:18 no 18:31:35 because mostly it's a big business that people don't share their techniques in 18:31:53 surely, there must be some papers? 18:31:56 kmc: lol @ "grumpy little fellows" 18:32:28 AnotherTest: meh 18:33:50 cheater__: have you read http://www.vice.com/read/life-is-a-cosmic-giggle-803-v18n5 18:34:00 kmc: http://www.nlm.nih.gov/hmd/chineseposters/images/1200/DSC_4057.jpg 18:34:18 more http://www.nlm.nih.gov/hmd/chineseposters/index.html 18:34:38 kmc is that the one about the junkie girl 18:34:52 how did i know what you'd post 18:34:54 oh, kmc. 18:35:24 have a look at that jpg i just posted, but not before you drop some acid and put on your stoner goggles 18:36:07 no thx 18:36:55 As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. 18:39:56 -!- oerjan has joined. 18:46:53 -!- zzo38 has joined. 18:47:58 kmc: r u unhappy b/cuz i stereotyped u 18:48:04 no 18:48:06 i'm not unhappy 18:48:24 kmc: I read that article! 18:49:07 cool shachaf 18:49:31 It was mostly when you posted it in the other channel a few minutes ago. 18:49:39 ok 18:50:02 i think you posted it like last year 18:50:03 or so 18:51:37 *+ago 18:55:06 -!- TeruFSX has joined. 18:56:28 man, the renamer script for vim is a lifesaver 18:56:57 == kmc in the other channel. 18:57:06 I typically try not to get involved in this argument. 18:59:03 -!- zzo38 has set topic: SPOILER ALERT: You die in the end | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric. 18:59:27 YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF THAT 19:00:03 zzo38: I peeked at the end of the book and I'm still alive. 19:01:44 -!- Taneb has joined. 19:01:46 Hello! 19:02:46 Haneb 19:11:22 shachaf: No, you looked at the wrong page. The correct book is the one with poison on the end, therefore it will kill you too 19:17:08 http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57411977-1/the-black-hole-los-alamos-lab-surplus-store-surprises/ 19:18:40 experienced this so often: http://www.jerkcity.com/_jerkcity4528.html 19:20:10 ? 19:26:28 http://www.jerkcity.com/_jerkcity4513.html 19:28:57 -!- zzo38 has quit (Quit: You forgot!!!! Oops try again please). 19:46:21 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 19:51:04 -!- pikhq_ has joined. 19:51:10 -!- pikhq has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 19:53:27 -!- Ngevd has joined. 19:55:27 -!- Taneb has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). 20:10:46 -!- jix_ has quit (Quit: Lost terminal). 20:14:18 Although left-handed people make up only 10 percent of the population as a whole, they compose a full 20 percent of schizophrenics. Is it because all those right-handed can openers slowly drive them mad? Possibly. " 20:17:32 -!- Taneb has joined. 20:18:07 -!- jix has joined. 20:18:13 -!- Ngevd has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 20:22:30 -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 20:23:56 "That's right: Ovoviviparous sharks eat each other in the womb. Particularly nurse sharks, which just proves that science loves irony." 20:26:12 -!- pikhq has joined. 20:26:17 -!- pikhq_ has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 20:34:38 -!- david_werecat has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 20:42:00 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Lost terminal). 20:58:29 hard computing problem: is it possible to have a computable program that 1) computes any non-halting program given as input and 2) assuming that the program's internal state at time t is P(t), eventually computes P(t) by simulation of itself for all t? 21:00:11 Let's say that it must eventually output a complete summary of all the actions it did at any given step in its self-simulation, while also producing whatever output the input program would produce. 21:00:28 it would be like using gdb to debug gdb 21:00:58 where the underlying gdb was always being used for the same purpose 21:04:53 no idea but sounds fun 21:12:59 -!- david_werecat has joined. 21:18:18 -!- derdon has joined. 21:20:04 -!- david_werecat has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 21:20:55 very lulzy trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=ZJkd5X2aG34&NR=1 21:21:39 -!- pikhq has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 21:21:40 -!- pikhq_ has joined. 21:25:06 -!- ais523 has joined. 21:33:00 ais523: 21:33:09 16:58 < quintopia> hard computing problem: is it possible to have a computable program that 1) computes any non-halting program given as input and 2) assuming that the program's internal state at time t is P(t), eventually computes P(t) by simulation of itself for all t? 21:33:14 17:00 < quintopia> Let's say that it must eventually output a complete summary of all the actions it did at any given step in its self-simulation, while also producing whatever output the input program would produce. 21:33:19 17:00 < quintopia> it would be like using gdb to debug gdb 21:33:23 17:00 < quintopia> where the underlying gdb was always being used for the same purpose 21:34:08 err, hmm, don't want to think about that right now :) 21:47:49 -!- david_werecat has joined. 21:49:06 -!- Patashu has joined. 21:56:59 -!- nortti has quit (Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client Sucks @$$( http://www.androirc.com )). 21:57:32 omg 21:57:39 kmc's first name is keegan??? 22:00:41 -!- david_werecat has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 22:12:52 http://i.imgur.com/sX0i5.gif 22:16:05 -!- ais523_ has joined. 22:18:00 -!- ais523 has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 22:18:44 -!- ais523_ has changed nick to ais523. 22:19:48 haha 22:20:12 ion: amazing 22:20:34 Phantom_Hoover: welcome to 1990 22:22:50 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 22:25:29 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 22:27:11 -!- david_werecat has joined. 22:27:16 -!- augur has joined. 22:27:36 -!- augur has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 22:43:34 -!- nooga has joined. 23:02:10 ok thats funny 23:02:49 possibly burn scars for life.. but funny 23:07:05 -!- david_werecat has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 23:10:52 itidus20: ? 23:11:09 @ ion's link 23:11:37 Ah. :) 23:16:25 The helmet... it does nothing! 23:18:22 -!- augur has joined. 23:33:49 -!- derdon has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 23:35:42 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=r84d-msuyp0#t=32s 23:36:48 Someone should record that youtube video from their screen using a phone camera and upload that to youtube. 23:37:39 sorry this link 23:37:45 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r84d-msuyp0&t=32s 23:37:53 can ignore the first one 23:38:10 It’s the same one. 23:38:22 yes but i don't like the first url... 23:38:29 it didn't work right for me