00:00:32 Ǔ̈ 00:00:39 Feh, they don't combine right in this font. 00:12:53 -!- oerjan has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:13:56 -!- oerjan has joined. 00:17:45 -!- copumpkin has quit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.). 00:28:36 -!- MSleep has joined. 00:31:41 -!- elliott has joined. 00:32:58 16:56:07: kallisti, but why not just leave the animal alive so it generates more heat? 00:33:06 Phantom_Hoover: Um excuse me the obvious thing to do is to cuddle a rabbit? 00:33:14 elliott, I don't have a rabbit :( 00:33:19 And my cat has fleas. 00:33:20 Phantom_Hoover: :( 00:33:42 HP announces that they will open source WebOS! (hp.com) 00:33:52 FINALLY A MEDIOCRE OPEN-SOURCE LINUX-BASED MOBILE PHONE OPERATING SYSTEM! 00:33:55 JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED 00:34:20 18:12:15: core.c:1:0: error: ISO C forbids an empty translation unit [-Werror=edantic] 00:34:24 Gregor: E...dantic? 00:35:00 19:29:04: is there a way to get find to put quotes around files? 00:35:00 19:29:18: or to otherwise make them readable by grep without spaces messing up things? 00:35:09 kallisti: -exec or -print0 + xargs -0 00:35:42 19:29:46: don't have spaces 00:36:05 monqy: I would revoke your @ Club membership but spaces in filenames are pretty much hell in Unix. 00:37:42 i was jokeing................. 00:37:59 monqy: monqy....i know........ 00:38:05 elliott: ................................. 00:38:28 MegaUpload is currently being portrayed by the MPAA and RIAA as one of the world’s leading rogue sites. But top music stars including P Diddy, Will.i.am, Alicia Keys, Snoop Dogg and Kanye West disagree and are giving the site their full support in a brand new song. (torrentfreak.com) 00:38:32 FINALLY A SONG ABOUT MEGAUPLOAD 00:38:50 THANK YOU TOP MUSIC STARS INCLUDING P DIDDY, WILL.I.AM, ALICIA KEYS, SNOOP DOGG AND KANYE WEST!!!! 00:39:28 i must hear this 00:40:04 "this isn't a song it's a fucking commercial." cry 00:40:09 but uh 00:40:09 http://torrentfreak.com/riaa-label-artists-a-list-stars-endorse-megaupload-in-new-song-111209/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Torrentfreak+%28Torrentfreak%29 00:40:30 mega song 00:40:32 http://torrentfreak.com/images/megaartist2.jpg 00:40:38 i cant 00:40:42 comprehend this 00:40:47 Kanye West, signed to Universal-owned Def Jam, likes to use Megaupload “…because it’s the fastest and safest way to send files – period.” 00:40:56 thisi is beautiful 00:41:05 i want to live in a world where top music stars tweet about their favourite upload sites 00:41:15 and theyre all megaupload 00:41:19 Snoop Dogg, signed to EMI-owned Priority, uses it “…because it keeps the kids off the street,” 00:41:27 actual quote 00:41:48 wow this songe............ 00:42:17 http://torrentfreak.com/images/megastats1.jpg i don't quite understand this, i've always thought megaupload was like one of the least professional looking upload site 00:42:17 s 00:42:40 “It works like an ad blocker but instead of blocking ads we show ads coming from Megaclick, our ad network,” says Kim. “This way we will generate enough ad revenue to provide free premium services and licensed content so that our users can have it for free.” 00:42:47 it works like an ad blocker but instead of blocking ads it shows ads 00:42:54 what a crap 00:42:59 heh that's actually quite clever though 00:43:05 replace other people's ads with your ads and give them free shit for it 00:43:10 i mean 00:43:17 -!- copumpkin has joined. 00:43:19 if you don't block ads and they're not annoying flash crap you havent' got much to lose from that 00:43:22 unless the software is scummy 00:43:24 which it will be 00:44:01 new pixley release :D 00:44:12 at least the lyrics are fine 00:44:35 are we listening to the same song 00:44:47 he's listening to the premium version 00:44:47 :p 00:44:55 http://torrentfreak.com/images/megastats2.jpg 00:44:58 8 times the population of atlanta 00:45:05 oh my god 00:45:05 Update: Universal Music has removed the video from YouTube on copyright grounds. 00:45:11 lol 00:45:18 is that for real 00:45:56 great 00:46:08 what is the difference between a duck? 00:48:28 One of them isn't 00:48:51 * Phantom_Hoover → sleep 00:48:53 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Quit: Leaving). 00:55:36 monqy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Schmitz megaupload guy sure is legit 00:56:06 great 00:57:14 "Am I the only one who suspects there's kickbacks being thrown around? The "song" seemed more like an advertising jingle to me." 00:57:20 monqy: reddit finds out.....the HIDDEN TRUTH 00:57:35 we so gullible :( 00:58:23 :( 01:20:49 21:49:48: The NUL-terminated strings have been called "The Most Expensive One-byte Mistake" in widely pasted-in-IRC-and-everywhere http://queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=2010365 (disclaimer: this does not constitute endorsement of the aforementioned article) 01:20:57 fizzie: Whereas null is the most expensive four-byte mistake. 01:21:01 Or was it two in those days? 01:21:10 21:50:20: What expensive mistakes are there? NUL-terminate strings, null, what else? 01:21:29 Sgeo: Computers. Capitalism. Civilisation. Life. The universe. Everything. 01:21:34 HTH 01:22:01 I just thought of something 01:22:21 Could Haskell strings be thought of as null-terminated strings, even if that's not what they are physically? 01:22:32 After all, they're terminated by a sentinel value 01:22:47 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: MADNESS!). 01:22:48 Well, hmm, not quite the right way to describe it 01:23:39 Issues of run-time complexity should crop up identically. Issues of inability to deal with what should be a valid character don't. 01:23:47 Sgeo: Not really, since [] is in the tail position, not the head position 01:24:17 Uh...? 01:24:30 In what way do NUL-terminated strings have a sentinel at the head? 01:25:13 (:) 'a' ((:) 'b' ((:) 'c' ((:) '\0' ...))) 01:25:32 Note how NUL occurs as first argument to (:), not second 01:26:42 22:06:44: a python error-quine would be the worst. 01:26:43 kallisti: been done 01:27:05 -!- oerjan has joined. 01:27:06 22:09:04: !bf 01:27:06 22:09:08: oerjan: there 01:27:06 22:09:11: null quine. 01:27:06 22:09:12: we win. 01:27:13 kallisti: nope, EgoBot didn't respond with a 0-byte message 01:27:33 actually if the logs' lack of space after "bf" is accurate then it'd have to be a -1-byte message 01:27:35 elliott, that sounds like a fancy way of saying that unlike Haskell lists, \0 is actually a value just like other characters 01:27:57 It doesn't solve run-time time-complexity issues 01:27:57 Sgeo: Nah, you could have Maybe Char instead 01:28:01 And make NUL be Nothing 01:28:08 I'm not trying to solve any "issues". 01:28:17 I'm just making a point that [] is fundamentally different from a sentinel. 01:28:21 Ah 01:28:47 I guess the big problem with NUL-terminated strings is that it's a sentinel, rather than the time it takes to deal with them? 01:28:50 data Stream a = Cons a (Stream a); abc :: Stream (Maybe Char); abc = Cons (Just 'a') . Cons (Just 'b') . Cons (Just 'c') . Cons Nothing $ undefined 01:28:54 That's more like C strings. 01:28:59 Where undefined represents your program segfaulting :P 01:29:13 In Haskell of course you do not need things like '\0' at the end since you can just find the end of the list. 01:29:19 Sgeo: Well, length being O(n) sucks too 01:29:23 But it allows laziness 01:29:56 Yes, which memory encoding of strings you use is best really depend on purposes 01:30:39 Laziness without lazy I/O is not as much fun as lazy I/O, I think 01:31:24 Guess I hate fun, then 01:32:07 -!- MSleep has changed nick to MDude. 01:33:43 elliott, what are some nice uses of string laziness? 01:34:06 It's just list laziness... 01:34:28 If you're asking me to explain to you why laziness is beneficial for algorithms in general, uhh, I'm not qualified to teach such a fundamental thing. 01:38:28 Gregor: E...dantic? <-- apparently -pedantic enables the somewhat lexically confused -Werror=edantic 01:38:37 Wow :P 01:38:41 -Wedanti 01:38:42 c 01:38:50 Gregor: -pedantic-errors, surely 01:39:08 I'd like to know if it's known whether laziness is a net positive or a net negative. Although I'd guess (only a guess, I may be not knowledgeable enough to guess) that laziness is good for time-complexity and bad for space-complexity 01:39:19 elliott: Err, yes, but I had -pedantic -Werror, so equivalent. 01:39:34 Sgeo: That's... not something that can be objectively decided. 01:39:43 elliott, kallisti update 01:39:52 Gregor: I bet it's a frontend bug; it probably does printf("[enabled by -Wall=%s]", option_name+1);. 01:39:58 "pedantic"+1 = "edantic" 01:39:58 elliott, kallisti nope, sorry 01:40:20 Sgeo: Anyway, strictness is easier to do in a lazy language than laziness in a strict one. 01:40:24 -Wall -Werror -ansi -pedantic tells you nice things such as the fact that strdup isn't part of the C standard. Or POSIX until 2008. 01:40:54 Making a lazy program strict is just putting seqs everywhere (which is trivial with sugar); making a strict programs lazy involves lots and lots of thunk creation and redefining data types and bullshit. 01:41:11 ofc a fully-strict lazy program has overhead. 01:41:29 Although I wouldn't be surprised if GHC can avoid building up unevaluated thunks entirely if you make everything strict. 01:41:32 (Not that you'd want to.) 01:41:36 Gregor: 01:41:38 `quote strdup 01:41:39 and a fully strict program would be awful to write in Haskell. 01:41:41 492) 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! 01:42:21 Define "illegal" :P 01:42:37 I mean, mine have #define _SVID_SOURCE at the top. 'cuz hell yeah System V Interfaces Definition. 01:42:58 Also: 01:43:03 `@ elliott quote strdup 01:43:05 elliott: 492) 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! 01:43:07 Heww yeah 01:43:10 hmm, strings can be pretty large considering that they're immutable in many languages/programs 01:43:16 Gregor: Heww yeah what 01:43:28 that's a lot of copying to do. 01:43:31 elliott: You put "Gregor:" on a separate line in spite of the fact that you implemented `@ :P 01:43:32 (for large strings) 01:43:33 kallisti: Dude, that's what sharing is for. 01:43:42 Obviously Python doesn't do that, but it's Python. 01:43:47 Gregor: Oh :P 01:43:56 elliott: what languages do sharing besides Haskell? 01:44:06 Every... language with pointers? 01:44:15 Python just can't share strings because it uses a flat byte-array representation. 01:44:23 "languages with pointers" don 01:44:29 don't count as "languages with immutable strings" 01:44:34 well... 01:44:40 I never said they did. You are confused. 01:44:40 unless the strings are... immutable still. :P 01:45:20 Haskell doesn't do sharing 01:45:33 Jafet: Indeed. 01:45:42 elliott: also perl doesn't really do sharing (I think?) 01:45:43 "Enjoy happy hour premium with Mega Manager weekdays from 9am to 11am UTC." 01:45:45 2 = 1 01:45:58 kallisti: So if I put a 1 gigabyte object in a list in Perl, it copies it? 01:46:00 elliott: not without explicit reference handling 01:46:10 elliott: well, no... 01:46:14 @wn sharing 01:46:15 Error: connect: does not exist (Connection refused) 01:46:18 my @foo = ($a, $a, $a, $a); # 4 copies of $a? 01:46:22 elliott: because an object in a list is a ref. 01:47:12 elliott: well, perl /might/ share strings. I honestly don't know. the semantics aren't clearly documented if that's the case. 01:47:29 You are again confused by thinking that sharing has anything to do with whether strings are byte arrays or not. 01:47:46 elliott: you are confused in that you somehow think that's what I'm talking about? 01:47:58 when, as I recall, you are the only one who mentioned that. 01:48:02 yawn 01:50:19 !perl my $a = 2; my @foo = ($a,$a,$a,$a); $a++; print @foo 01:50:20 2222 01:51:15 !perl my $a = "aaaaaaaaaaaaah"; my @foo = ($a,$a,$a,$a); splice $a, 0, 2; print @foo 01:51:16 Type of arg 1 to splice must be array (not private variable) at /tmp/input.32432 line 1, near "2;" 01:51:28 oh right. 01:51:50 !perl my $a = "aaaaaaaaaaaaah"; my @foo = ($a,$a,$a,$a); $a =~ s/a/x/g; print @foo 01:51:51 aaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaah 01:51:54 aaah 01:52:55 elliott: so yes, unless perl does something fancy, there are four copies of $a. 01:53:24 That's... 01:53:47 No, that's a fucking idiotic test because even if it did do what you're saying it doesn't (which isn't really about sharing at all) WITHOUT doing anything fancy you'd still get those results. 01:54:19 elliott: please tell me what I meant to say then. 01:54:22 or whatever. 01:54:33 I wish I knew. 01:54:45 =~ doesn't mutate $a? 01:54:49 yes it does. 01:55:12 kallisti: 01:55:19 if it didn't 99% of my perl programs are broken and yet magically work. 01:55:25 !perl my $a = 0; my $b = $a; $a++; print "$b\n"; 01:55:25 -!- oerjan has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:55:26 0 01:55:35 elliott: yes? 01:55:49 OH SHIT MAYBE $a++ IS JUST SUGAR FOR $a=$a+1 AND NONE OF THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH MUTATION 01:55:55 AND MAYBE... JUST MAYBE... =~ IS ANALOGUOUS 01:56:00 try sth like $a = 0; $foo.add($a); $a=1; $foo.add($a); and so on 01:56:05 And maybe you don't know the difference between a variable and the value inside. 01:56:09 So = copies? 01:56:12 elliott: I think you're confused about what I'm saying. 01:56:14 Sgeo: yes 01:56:17 that is how = works 01:56:19 then print 01:56:24 kallisti: I'm not, but I'm also done with this idiocy. 01:56:51 So, how is this not a trivially obvious result? 01:57:01 Sgeo: it is a trivially obvious result. 01:57:08 he was trying to prove some point that wasn't entirely clear. 01:57:53 if $a is reference in the list, all values in the list would be the same, right? 01:58:19 my claim was basically "perl makes copies of very large strings because of normal pass by value semantics" 01:58:26 but, it apparently has something to do with byte arrays. 01:58:42 I think elliott assumed you thought it had something to do with byte arrays 01:59:03 perhaps elliott thinks he's me sometimes, and so he confuses things he says with things I say. 01:59:17 Sgeo will be your human chinese whispers simulation fort he night. 01:59:19 *for the 01:59:50 lol, the name "chinese whispers" apparently comes from Chinese being incomprehensible to Europeans 01:59:54 racism :') 02:00:25 I had to look up what that even is. 02:00:53 because I'm an American. If something applies to "the world" it probably doesn't apply to "the United States" 02:01:38 I think it's only called chinese whispers over here. 02:01:54 elliott: racists 02:02:03 Yep. 02:03:15 Here we've got the much less racist name "telephone". 02:04:20 you need to have a civil war involving (among other things) a slave trade followed by years of injustice followed by a peaceful reform movement followed by tension and inequality that continues into the 21st century.. in order to see the error of your ways 02:04:20 I'll call it that in the future when I talk about it :P (which will be: never) 02:04:45 kallisti: Yes, in the UK we have absolutely no racial tension and equality. 02:04:55 elliott: as I suspected 02:05:17 That is why right-wingers are so fucking scared of immigrants. 02:05:18 *inequality 02:05:18 Nice slip. 02:06:01 elliott: especially Muslims right? 02:06:21 elliott: I recently learned about some conspiracy theory that people believe in Europe that /muslims are taking over Europe/ or something? 02:06:26 that's hilarious. 02:07:23 My dad was talking about something in France, and apparently shares Gingritch's concern about Muslims taking over the US 02:07:35 *Gingrich 02:07:39 elliott: it may not be lol 02:07:41 eritoiuertiuertiu 02:07:49 What. 02:07:51 s/.*lol/lol/ 02:07:51 take over? 02:07:55 Sgeo: they are, actually. 02:08:05 We sent them packing and they were like "alright, where can we try next". 02:08:36 elliott: Barack /HUSSEIN/ Obama 02:08:43 elliott: it's already happened apparently. 02:08:52 I'm kind of astonished you guys elected a guy with "Hussein" in his name. 02:09:00 me too. 02:09:06 it's because he's so black. and motivational. 02:09:19 but also so white?? 02:09:41 these are all things that concern us Americans 02:11:11 my state produces awesome politicians. see: Newt Gingrich 02:12:59 (in case it wasn't clear, I think Georgia is a shit state.) 02:13:04 (okay? good.) 02:18:11 so one of the republicans next candidates for president is black too, right?..that kind of surprised me 02:18:49 hagb4rd: herman cain is out 02:18:53 i believe 02:19:04 well i don't think he's officially out yet but he's "suspended his campaign" and there's no way it's gonna continue 02:19:35 thx for update 02:20:53 -!- Vorpal has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 02:22:45 hagb4rd: He's fucked up in all the ways Republicans like, so eh. 02:23:57 There was an Onion thing about that 02:24:07 Republicans will suspend racism if the candidate is sufficiently nutty. 02:24:18 Same reason why all their female candidates have been batshit insane. 02:24:26 (Well, sexism there of course) 02:25:02 -!- Vorpal has joined. 02:25:14 If they ever find a woman to elect to the office of President on the platform of ending women's suffrage, she'll be their nominee. 02:27:47 -!- Madoka-Kaname has quit (Quit: Hug~♪). 02:28:30 -!- Madoka-Kaname has joined. 02:28:41 The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. 02:29:00 rofl 02:30:10 -!- derdon has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 02:30:10 pure gonzo :) 02:31:10 -!- Deathly has joined. 02:31:20 Republicans will suspend racism if the candidate is sufficiently nutty. 02:31:20 Same reason why all their female candidates have been batshit insane. 02:31:20 (Well, sexism there of course) 02:31:26 Gregor: For some definition of "suspend" :P 02:31:32 what is esoteric? 02:31:33 Fair 'nuff. 02:31:39 `welcome Deathly 02:31:42 Deathly: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 02:31:48 If they find a black gay atheist woman to elect to the office of President on the platform of ending suffrage for all of the above, there won't be any other nominees. 02:32:10 !bf ++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>++++++<<<<-]>--.>+.----.+++++++++++++++++++.------------.++++.+++++++++++++.>>--.<++.<<++++++++++++++++.++++++++++++++++++++.+.>------.>.<<.>.>.<<----.>.----.+++++.<.>--.---------.<--.>>>------------.<----------------------. 02:32:10 Deathly: This is esoteric. 02:32:21 Well, except Ron Paul. 02:32:31 X-D 02:32:39 i herd u liek mudkipz 02:32:53 Who, of course, runs on the platform of "the federal government should do nothing!" 02:33:10 Deathly: You just forfeited your privilege to be treat nicely by me with that :( 02:33:16 O: 02:33:18 but why 02:33:44 because i'm a bad person :'( 02:33:53 pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. 02:34:03 `addquote pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. 02:34:06 752) pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. 02:34:26 That was definitely not the most quotable quote of this conversation :P 02:34:32 you're the kind of person that would pass laws to protect it's government from it's own citizenship. 02:34:35 ): 02:34:53 Deathly: To protect... it is government from it is own citizenship? 02:34:58 I'm also the kind of person that would use "its" and "it's" properly. 02:35:00 the first sign of corruption in government in my book. 02:35:10 Deathly: So what Presidential candidate do you support 02:35:14 `addqote The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. 02:35:17 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: addqote: not found 02:35:33 Deathly: Um? Where the heck is that coming from, anyways? 02:35:33 a person is an it? 02:35:41 `addquote The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. 02:35:43 No, but "it's" is "it is" 02:35:44 753) The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. 02:35:57 so? 02:36:08 Deathly: So what Presidential candidate do you support 02:36:12 it's ok, because it's just grammar 02:36:33 i support ronald reagan 02:36:41 * elliott doesn't actually care about grammar/orthography/etc. except when he's trying to be an asshole. 02:36:51 elliott: Same 'ere 8-D 02:37:00 Deathly: You seem to be in 1980. 02:37:14 Deathly: Which is great, because IRC doesn't exist and so you cannot possibly be here. 02:37:14 Deathly: You seem to believe in necrocracy. 02:37:17 i'm stuck in Commodore Basic 4.0 too 02:37:18 :/ 02:37:23 Man, *I* believe in necrocracy! 02:37:28 Who couldn't believe in something with a name like that? 02:37:35 elliott: Uhh, excuse me, I think something is wrong with a country where gays can serve openly in the military but we can't elect a zombie president. 02:37:43 hagb4rd: You forgot one space, I think 02:38:17 10 PRINT "RON PAUL RLOVEUTION! ";:GOTO 10 02:38:21 RUN 02:39:07 R...love...ution ... is this some kind of broken portmanteau of "revolution" and "love" ... by making part of the word almost as backwards as Ron Paul himself ... ? 02:39:07 Gregor: "Something is wrong with a country where gays can serve openly in the military but I can't seem to find any of them in public restrooms." --Rick Perry 02:39:10 ?BREAK IN 10 02:39:10 -!- Patashu has joined. 02:39:11 Unknown command, try @list 02:39:12 READY. 02:39:15 elliott: X-D 02:39:52 Deathly: rloveution <-- please tell me you're serious 02:40:08 http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/01/23/politics/uwire/main3745648.shtml 02:40:08 WHAT 02:40:10 Please don't tell me you're not trolling. 02:40:10 how is this a real thing 02:40:18 rLOVEution............... 02:40:43 Deathly: thank you, you've helped prove to me that no matter how ridiculous I think ron paul is, he will always be way more ridiculous than that 02:41:12 I'm voting Ron Paul, just because I can. 02:42:26 does Excalibur give you agrivate monster? 02:42:54 yea blame socialism and become president..old fashioned but efficient 02:43:54 elliott: OMG OMG 02:44:03 elliott: Post found on Rick Perry's FB wall: 02:44:04 I am an admirer of the Confederate States of America and no doubt a substantial number of the men who fought under the Confederate Battle Flags were homosexuals, it would not surprise me either if some lesbians joined the CSA front-line military forces by disguising themselves as men. I opposed the repeal of DADT not because I supported it but because it was hugely hypocritical of Obama who as an Islamist or FT supports murdering gay and lesbian people, 02:44:04 to be falsely posturing himself as a friend of the LGBTI community. That said DADT was stupid and now that it is gone, it would be idiotic to reinstate it. 02:44:31 terrorists are everywhere, if you see them in your neighborhood, call homeland security! remember only YOU can prevent forest communis... terrorists. 02:44:41 Gregor: What 02:44:46 elliott: JUST TAKE IT ALL IN 02:45:20 Obama is a hitlerosexual 02:45:25 Gregor: I'm trying to reconcile the fact that this guy supports the Confederacy and thinks Obama is a muslim but also supports LGBT rights. 02:45:44 elliott: It's amazing, innit. 02:46:03 and the best part is, it's all trooo 02:46:04 ll 02:46:11 I hope so :P 02:46:47 As a troll though, it's a piece of art. 02:46:48 isnt doom 3 just doom 2 with an extra level? 02:46:48 or was that doom 2? 02:46:51 It's a masterwork. 02:47:11 #iodoom3 loves me now 02:47:48 doom 2 is just doom 2 with an extra level, yes 02:50:50 the extra level is a game where you flip a coin but it's really really big 02:51:23 how are you supposed to tell the difference between ice and nonice in the valkyrie quest with colors off? 02:52:12 elliott, keep in mind that some supporter of idea X being an idiot implies nothing about X 02:52:19 Well, hmm, not sure if it's "nothing" 02:52:29 Sgeo: What 02:53:02 idiots are everywhere 02:53:13 elliott: Not just a Muslim, an Islamist. 02:53:20 or at least it seems that way when you are in the intellectual 99th percentile 02:54:16 i remember playing doom 02:54:18 that game rocked 02:54:18 it was so much better than commander keen 02:54:20 got me kicked 02:54:21 :/ 02:54:53 they dont like talking about doom 1 or 2 i guess 02:54:56 only doom 3 02:56:02 :o 02:56:23 sometime i should play doom 02:56:55 pikhq: Hm, there's a difference? 02:56:58 idiots are everywhere 02:57:00 or at least it seems that way when you are in the intellectual 99th percentile 02:57:13 Deathly: I hope you realise just how brilliantly ironic that statement is. 02:57:23 did someone actually say that 02:57:27 where someone is Deathly 02:57:40 it's right above what you said 02:57:41 so yes 02:57:41 need to checkout the ipx emulation in dosbox.. 02:58:02 :o 02:58:11 i didn;t notice it 02:58:16 a small deathmatch 02:58:19 forall intelligence levels I: #esoteric > I 02:58:25 thanks 02:58:29 i'm Deathly 02:58:32 hi Deathly 02:58:46 hai 02:58:46 i'm monqy 02:58:58 a pleasure to meet you sir, i'm sure. 02:59:08 * Deathly curstsies 02:59:17 curtsies 02:59:22 fuck my tyops 02:59:24 it is always a pleasure to meet me. i am a very pleasureful person. 02:59:44 sometimes i meet myself 02:59:47 it fills me with joy 02:59:56 i'd love to meat you in real life ;) 03:00:03 whoa now there!! 03:00:06 whoa!!!!!!!! 03:00:11 monqy it hink Deathly want syou to fuck his typos......... 03:00:19 (irl) 03:00:21 but thats grosse........ 03:00:22 ;_; 03:00:27 yes :( 03:00:36 but gross is fun 03:00:40 don't you like dirty? 03:00:40 leave it to taneb............ 03:00:42 he can handle it 03:00:55 gross killed my familey............ 03:01:02 i am trying to collect all the STD's. 03:01:12 god why are you so boring 03:01:13 an adventure 03:01:15 they are like pokemon to me, I gotta catchem all. 03:01:20 an true adventure 03:01:34 with an hero to boot? 03:01:40 whats that 03:01:46 an hero? 03:01:48 or a boot? 03:01:53 Deathly did you like 03:01:54 with 03:01:59 read the entire contents of encyclopedia dramatica 03:02:00 and think 03:02:01 whats a with 03:02:01 "yes. 03:02:04 finally i am ready to interact with people on irc." 03:02:10 oh no 03:02:18 i've been making fun of channers for years 03:02:23 making fun of 03:02:24 aka 03:02:24 ever since chans started 03:02:25 imitating 03:02:28 yup 03:02:33 rly 03:02:35 so 03:02:36 srsly 03:02:40 you were mocking channers since 1999 03:02:48 today 03:02:50 that's quite dedicated of you!!!!!! 03:02:52 deathly discovers 03:02:56 well, i didnt start IRCing until 1994 03:02:57 he was the channers all alonge.... 03:02:59 :/ 03:03:08 but yes 03:03:23 (the joke is that by "chans" deathly means "4chan & imitators") 03:03:28 (it is not a joke i am actually just mocking him) 03:03:37 * Deathly fondly remembers the days when getting a netsplit on efnet was as simple as a pingflood from a t3 03:03:52 chans 03:03:54 channels 03:03:59 i see what u did thur 03:04:02 what 03:04:07 Deathly: no what i did there 03:04:14 deathly 03:04:14 is point out that 4chan wasn't the first "-chan" 03:04:16 what did elliott do 03:04:19 please tell me i want to know 03:04:28 irc channels existed with trolls all over long before *chan 03:04:32 channels 03:04:33 chan 03:04:39 so i lawd 03:04:42 what 03:04:56 how old are you Deathly 03:04:56 nothing, i'm a spice girl! 03:05:08 old enough to irc in 1994 03:05:12 too old 03:05:14 i'm 39 03:05:17 too old 03:05:22 i used to irc from a commodore 64. 03:05:47 here is a thing i am doing: 03:05:49 -!- kallisti has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 03:05:50 it is doubting that statement 03:05:50 dialup into a unix shell, then telnet directly to the port 03:06:17 then USER nul nul :Deathly 03:06:22 anyway if you're actually 39 then that's pretty sad 03:06:23 then Nick Deathly 03:06:27 but you could probably make itidus20 feel better 03:06:28 then join #phreak 03:06:30 Deathly: user takes four parameters 03:06:35 To IRC from Commodore 64 you need the character set conversion, since Commodore 64 is not standard ASCII 03:06:38 then PRIVMSG #phreak :Lol, I made it! 03:06:49 but 03:06:50 you're not 39 03:06:54 and you've never used a commodore 64 03:06:58 CCGMS had a standard ascii mode terminal 03:07:02 don't be a noob 03:07:04 deathly did you lie to me.................... 03:07:09 deathly........................................... 03:07:24 you see, this way i can just believe you're a good liar 03:07:24 you hit F1 or something to switch between petscii and ascii 03:07:27 hehe 03:07:32 rather than confronting as depressing at hought as you actually being 39 03:07:36 *a thought 03:07:39 Deathly: Yes, I did connect to IRC like that before too, but I didn't use a Commodore 64. But now I wrote a IRC client 03:07:59 but i did use a c-64 03:08:06 OK 03:08:08 what would you like to know about it 03:08:21 i used to program in 6502 assembler 03:08:27 rad 03:08:29 Nothing, you already told me what I wanted to know about it. 03:08:31 there was freespace above the kernel at $C000 03:08:36 double rad 03:08:36 i used to put code there 03:08:39 triple rad 03:08:45 i am so glad we know good people who coded in 6502 for the c64 03:08:47 so that we don't have to rely on 03:08:48 bad people 03:08:49 for that 03:08:53 what is the adress of the stdbackground color? :P 03:08:56 ikr? 03:09:06 background? 03:09:09 shit i forget 03:09:15 poke 53280 i think 03:09:23 its been years 03:09:37 and 53281 was border 03:09:40 iirc 03:09:52 :) 03:10:04 wow thats stretching my memory there 03:10:48 I should learn a few things about the Commodore 64 BASIC and the BASIC for some other computers so that I can make the computer compatible with the type-in programs from books 03:11:17 i know lots about 8-butt basic 03:11:22 :o 03:11:26 But I am going to put Forth as well; probably the BASIC interpreter will just be a Forth program. 03:11:42 my basic never had any butts...........................deathly what did you do to your basic 03:11:50 just pirate the microsoft basic from your favorite 8bit rom 03:11:52 butts are obscene deathly 03:12:00 its ok 03:12:02 i'm gay 03:12:12 oh 03:12:45 downloading gay ringtones 03:12:46 hold on 03:12:50 cool 03:13:03 Deathly: That is no good because, not only might it be copyrighted but it is not source-codes and is meant for a different computer anyways. I need to make the one with GNU GPL and with the codes for the new computer. 03:13:09 so you lost interest in computers somehow? 03:13:35 Other changes would need to be, too, due to various other differences in the computer, etc 03:14:34 i didnt lost interest in computers 03:14:40 they lost interest in me 03:14:42 ): 03:14:51 it was sad 03:14:53 they moved on 03:14:57 i see 03:15:00 -!- Vorpal has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 03:15:02 said i was too old... obsolete 03:15:15 broke my heart 03:15:27 * Deathly sniffles 03:15:35 There is still emulators and some people still write NES games 03:15:55 i'm playing nethack to pass the time until i die 03:16:22 Deathly: Why don't you learn something else please? 03:16:27 like? 03:16:46 haskell 03:16:46 every time i start teaching myself another language, i get bored 03:16:49 Esoteric programming, is one possibility 03:16:55 Another is Haskell. 03:17:18 But, there is also other thing such as learning a computer game that I made or if someone else in this channel make up computer game, learn that one too 03:17:21 what languages have bored you, or is it just the learning 03:17:33 everyone learn haskell 03:17:35 `? haskell 03:17:38 Haskell is preferred by 9 out of 10 esoteric programmers. Ask your GP today! http://learnyouahaskell.com/ 03:17:44 java is like c++ is like c is like boring 03:17:55 haskell "exactly like java" 03:18:01 i get the object orriented stuff 03:18:04 in theory 03:18:08 deathly 03:18:10 haskell "object oriented" 03:18:14 deathly deathly deathly 03:18:25 Deathly: Haskell is different. Haskell is functional programming, like mathematics, including monads and endofunctors and all those kind of things 03:18:29 i get the gui event driven software structures of modern os design 03:18:30 i do 03:18:31 monqy: can you record yourself sighing and then going "deathly. deathly, deathly deathly." 03:18:38 it is 03:18:39 the best sound 03:18:40 in my head 03:18:47 i don't have a recorder ;_; 03:19:04 He was going to play a little tune while also recording with his microphone. 03:19:05 deathlyyyyyyyyy 03:19:08 is that like one of those plastic flute things? 03:19:12 yes 03:19:16 Gregor: noo you preempted 03:19:16 me 03:19:17 ;_; 03:19:21 Flutes are transverse, recorders are fipple-blown. 03:19:29 i used to be able to play the recorder ("play") 03:19:37 ah 03:19:37 elliott: Then you took an arrow to the face? 03:19:41 yeah 03:19:44 always wondered the difference 03:19:56 I never learned recorder. I forget how. 03:19:59 flutes are also used to drink wine 03:20:19 You can probably play those too, but it'd be a pretty different sound :P 03:20:20 i learned song flute, which was the same key and fingerings as a recorder 03:20:24 so i bet i could fake it 03:20:28 only by weird anient greeks 03:21:13 monqy: you forget how you never learned it? 03:21:17 yes 03:21:18 greeks used to think it was ok to have sex with prepubescant boys 03:21:21 i wish i was greek 03:21:26 everyone was all about the recorder 03:21:27 they make good gyros 03:21:28 learning it and stuff 03:21:30 yet somehow 03:21:32 I didn't??? 03:22:07 you people are weird 03:22:10 but somehow familiar 03:22:20 we're you, deathly 03:22:35 I thought i left you all on efnet 03:22:36 D: 03:22:40 what are you doing here 03:22:42 I'm the part of you that says deathly a lot and never learned recorder 03:22:46 this is freenode 03:22:51 We're the chorus of conflicting thoughts which eventually meld into cohesion in your mind whenever you try to form a thought. 03:22:51 you can distinguish it from efnet because: 03:22:53 we're friends. hired idiots 03:22:56 freen 03:22:58 1. it's not a pile of steaming trash 03:23:01 2. 03:23:11 should play ode to freen on the recorder 03:23:25 elliott: Go chat in #asciipr0n :P 03:23:27 /nick freen 03:23:31 Gregor: Is that real 03:23:36 elliott: SO REAL 03:23:40 We are the cacaphony of your thoughts 03:23:46 Gregor: Holy fuck, it actually is. 03:23:49 omg.,,,it is 03:23:51 But not the melody. 03:23:52 Gregor: You... you have to join that now. 03:23:56 Gregor: Or I'll look weird. 03:23:58 I'd prefer not to :P 03:23:59 I didn't join 03:24:02 Gregor: JOIN AND THEN PART 03:24:03 someone 03:24:04 please; 03:24:04 I did a chanserv lookup 03:24:05 ;_____; 03:24:07 this is how I do things 03:24:08 8-D 03:24:09 monqy im not smart enough for that 03:24:11 please 03:24:11 so I don't look weird 03:24:13 please join it....... 03:24:13 ;_; 03:24:14 and then 03:24:16 part it 03:24:17 you can even 03:24:23 /part #asciipr0n hahaha weirdos! 03:24:24 to avoid 03:24:25 association 03:24:36 I made a few computer game 03:24:36 but but 03:24:42 monqy: PLEZ ;_; 03:24:43 ascii porn shame 03:24:51 i have ascii dignity!!!!! 03:24:51 conservative ;__; 03:24:55 Including game for running in DOS computer. But some of them are other 03:24:55 i dont 03:25:13 monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered 03:25:41 `addquote monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered 03:25:44 754) monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered 03:25:53 is literotica technically ascii porn? 03:26:00 since it's ascii 03:26:03 and female porn 03:26:05 im dead 03:26:08 - monqy 03:26:15 from reading this 03:26:17 Deathly: is male erotica not ascii porn 03:26:18 Deathly: NIFTY.ORG BEGS TO DISAGREE WITH YOUR QUALIFIER 03:26:29 what is nifty.org 03:26:34 Gregor's favourite website 03:26:45 as we have previously established 03:26:46 oh my.......... 03:26:48 Instead of ASCII porn, buy ASCII pizza instead??????? 03:26:53 yes 03:26:54 good idea 03:27:15 #asciipz1za 03:27:20 omg 03:27:25 cheese pizza! 03:27:29 * Now talking on #asciipz1za 03:27:29 * adams.freenode.net sets mode +n #asciipz1za 03:27:29 * adams.freenode.net sets mode +s #asciipz1za 03:27:29 * elliott has changed the topic to: my channel! mine 03:27:29 asciiCP ftw 03:27:45 i had pizza today 03:27:47 it was not ascii 03:27:54 real chease 03:27:56 What color of pizza? 03:27:59 purple 03:28:02 chease coloure 03:28:03 purple non-ascii chease 03:28:04 #asciichildpr0n100%daddydaughtersex 03:28:08 -!- Klisz has joined. 03:28:10 thnaks 03:28:16 Deathly: ur 03:28:17 so boring 03:28:22 sorry 03:28:28 elliot no 03:28:28 hes 03:28:29 edgy 03:28:35 B) 03:28:48 like a butter knife 03:28:52 eggy 03:28:52 all over your pat 03:28:55 eddy 03:29:06 edgy people: worst people? 03:29:36 edgiest people: murder your family wearing trollface mask, before you die, leans in, whispers "u mad bro?" 03:29:45 funny(TM) 03:30:05 surely you can be edgier than that.......................... 03:30:38 no thats 03:30:40 maximum edgy 03:30:45 :0 03:32:49 Try to win at the computer game I invented. 03:33:00 * elliott flips the coin 03:33:02 it's hard to flip it 03:33:04 it's so big... 03:33:34 Then call some really big guy to do that 03:33:39 ah!! 03:33:44 monqy: the game throws depth... 03:34:12 double game: find a guy big enough to flip the coin, then flip him 03:34:15 zzo38: wat game? 03:34:37 or her, if the guy is not him 03:34:41 flip it using judo 03:34:46 judo masters can flip anyone 03:34:59 is judo done with thumbs 03:35:14 its like kung fu but less kung and more fu 03:35:24 you need to use your thumbs!!! 03:35:28 and only 03:35:30 your thumbs 03:35:37 Deathly: I made many computer games 03:35:54 stick in your thumb! 03:36:02 pull out a "plum"! 03:36:05 howwwwwwwwwwwwwww 03:36:12 i have to leave now, for partys 03:36:14 :'( 03:36:20 bright purple prolapse 03:36:26 donut go 03:36:29 leave your life behind 03:36:31 and stay awhile 03:36:41 stayyy foreverrrr!!!! 03:37:00 Impossible Mission 03:37:02 commodore 64 03:37:06 awesome game 03:38:12 wait, this isn't #wikipedia-en 03:38:17 what am i doing here 03:38:34 #wikipedia-en must hate you 03:38:34 Wikipedia is the other way around please. 03:38:59 zzo38: wat 03:40:47 aidepikiw 03:41:27 Including this game: http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/mzx1/ASCMZXTO/ascmzxto.zip But you need MegaZeux to use this file 03:41:58 Windows MegaZeux program download: http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/mzx1/mzx_extended/megazeux_win32.zip 03:42:02 10 PRINT "WELCOME TO ASTROIDS! PRESS RETURN TO PLAY!" 03:42:05 20 INPUT A$ 03:42:25 30 PRINT "* * * ASTROIDS! YOU LOSE! * * *" 03:42:35 40 PRINT "GAME OVER" 03:42:36 RUN 03:42:50 Deathly: That doesn't seem a very good game in my opinion. 03:43:07 10 PRINT "WELCOME TO ADVENTURE!" 03:43:24 20 PRINT "YOU ARE IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND. WHAT DO YOU DO"; 03:43:30 30 INPUT A$ 03:44:04 40 PRINT "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE." 03:44:05 40 IF RND(1)<.05 THEN PRINT "IT WORKED! YOU GOT OUT!":END 03:44:08 50 GOTO 20 03:44:17 50 PRINT "THAT DID'T WORK!":GOTO 20 03:44:20 RUN 03:44:55 Deathly: Perhaps that is slightly better......but still not very good game in my opinion...... 03:45:02 umm umm 03:45:06 I made a few games using QBASIC 03:45:35 Do you have QBASIC in your computer? 03:45:36 10 INPUT "CALL HEADS OR TAILS:";A$ 03:45:40 I don't 03:45:49 but i do know QBASIC 03:45:51 and GWBASIC 03:46:03 Yes, I have used GWBASIC too. 03:46:14 I have used a lot of programming languages. 03:46:21 me too 03:47:06 I WROTE A SCRIPT ONCE IN DBASE 2 ON AN OSBORNE CP/M MACHINE 03:47:20 I WROTE A VIDEO POKER GAME IN CP/M BASIC 03:47:21 weait 03:47:23 lol 03:47:34 thinking of BASIC makes me type in all caps for some reason 03:47:49 I have never used any CP/M 03:47:55 z80? 03:47:57 never? 03:48:18 i didnt use it until i inherited some boxen in the late 80s 03:48:22 I have written a GameBoy game once, it is similar to Z80 but not quite 03:48:46 my first computer was actually a commodore vic-20 03:48:53 no storage peripheral though 03:49:09 so it was turn it on, type it in, debug it, run it, rinse & repeat 03:49:18 on a 11" black and white TV 03:49:46 my dad was too chincy to pay $30 for a tape drive 03:50:12 but, on the plus side 3.5k of RAM wasnt that difficult to fill with code 03:50:51 it technically had 5k ram, but 1.5 was used by the kernel and interpretter 03:51:11 it was the only computer i ever used that had more text rows than columns 03:51:15 22x23 03:51:55 fuck i'm getting old 03:51:58 someone kill me 03:56:32 * itidus20 takes out shotgun. 03:56:44 You have been targetted for governation. 03:57:19 Either you vote for me or you get killed by me. I guess it's your lucky day kid. 03:57:39 Yay for Obamacare 03:58:16 What programs do you prefer for typesetting? I think TeX is good program for typesetting by computer 03:58:23 partys over 03:58:27 so im back now 03:58:29 ~hi~ 03:58:46 Deathly: cool games 03:59:27 Deathly: waht 04:00:09 zzo38: I have not tried enough to develop a preference 04:00:40 Deathly: what is your real age im couriouse 04:00:53 your lies have piqued my 04:00:57 couriousety 04:03:18 deathly.... 04:03:20 help 04:03:23 ;_; 04:11:15 hi 04:11:33 i'm really 42 04:11:38 but on the internet i lie 04:11:42 and say i'm 38 04:11:50 i like living risky 04:12:38 oh 04:12:50 i dont believe you 04:13:03 42 is such a boring fake age 04:13:16 it is too perfect 04:14:54 yeah 04:14:55 i'm 38 04:15:55 i still have trouble accepting you are that old 04:17:40 but i am 04:17:41 so old 04:17:42 bro 04:17:45 sosrs 04:17:54 liek i'm uberold 04:18:04 ninjaold 04:18:06 im crying 04:18:10 i know 04:18:10 do you see my tears 04:18:18 oerjan is older 04:18:27 you understand of course, that i'm a child mollester, so you're still in the running bby 04:18:34 <3 04:18:38 leave 04:18:39 yawn 04:18:42 just go away 04:18:52 -!- Deathly has left. 04:18:55 yay 04:18:56 wow it worked 04:19:01 for how long 04:26:40 -!- Deathly has joined. 04:26:49 no 04:26:51 leave 04:27:01 i'm not welcome here? 04:27:04 Ohhey, he's from Portland or thereabouts. 04:27:15 mhmm 04:27:19 .pdx.net 04:27:26 Deathly: indeed 04:27:38 because i'm boring? 04:27:50 and stupid 04:27:53 and unfunny 04:28:03 more 04:28:04 give me more 04:28:20 nope 04:28:27 aww 04:28:27 :/ 04:29:00 sometimes 04:29:07 its hard being in the 99th percentile ;_; 04:29:21 and nobody understands your elite humoure 04:30:43 i am the 1% 04:31:25 unique like a snowflake 04:31:47 how do you scare a snowflake? 04:31:51 unique up on them 04:31:58 Deathly: go go go go go go go 04:32:09 see im not sophisticated enough to get that one 04:32:12 i'll have to study 04:33:43 Try the computer games I made up, if you don't like it then modify it, it is public domain 04:38:28 make some money on them 04:40:46 I didn't know you made comptuer games. 04:41:55 MDude: Then, now you learned. 04:42:52 where are your games zzo38 04:44:10 I posted one URL already. That one is MegaZeux game it works on many computers. I also made a few games that are only DOS, a few only Windows, and one GameBoy game. 04:44:49 * Sgeo is somewhat shocked at the notion of zzo38 making Windows-only games 04:44:58 i closed the window since you posted it 04:45:00 and rejoined 04:45:04 my logs are incomplete 04:45:11 Sgeo: I tried not to, but the program I used is only Windows. 04:45:29 does it has trojah? 04:45:30 However, I usually try to use DOS instead or MegaZeux or C or whatever making cross-platform. 04:45:55 Source-codes is available for everything so you might be able to figure out how to get it to compile on other computers 04:45:55 will it violate my system32? 04:46:04 Deathly: No. 04:46:48 http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/mzx1/ASCMZXTO/ascmzxto.zip http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/mzx1/mzx_extended/megazeux_win32.zip This is first is URL for my game, second is Windows executable for the game engine. You can download source-codes of MegaZeux to run on other computers too 04:46:56 MegaZeux is written in C 04:48:50 If you want the DOS game (CGA-Collection) then I can post those URLs too. 04:49:10 These all have source-codes available 04:51:12 -!- Klisz has quit (Quit: You are now graced with my absence.). 04:58:11 Hmm, MegaZeux failed due to a DLL error. 04:59:16 Which DLL is error? 04:59:28 SDL.dll 05:00:29 Yes you need SDL 05:01:27 Now I put that file you can download it http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/mzx1/mzx_extended/sdl.zip 05:02:19 I already nabbed it. 05:08:56 Ok, that's cool. 05:14:17 -!- MDude has changed nick to MSleep. 05:36:56 elliott, update 05:41:25 -!- Klisz has joined. 06:01:17 -!- media-258 has joined. 06:02:49 -!- media-420 has joined. 06:03:55 `welcome media-258 06:03:58 `welcome media-420 06:03:59 media-258: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! 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Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. 12:31:23 `run sed -i '753s/>T/> T/' quotes 12:31:25 No output. 12:31:28 `quote 753 12:31:32 753) The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. 12:31:42 oerjan: thx 12:31:45 * oerjan swats hagb4rd -----### 12:32:24 oerjan: i hereby absolve hagb4rd of all crimes; missing a space is not even remotely comparable to the grating horror that was Deathly 12:32:32 okay 12:32:45 i guess i shall soon know. 12:33:17 oh was that before him 12:33:28 he had just arrived. 12:34:53 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 12:36:45 Please don't tell me you're not trolling. <-- i say this sentence comfirms he was one. 12:37:01 im still confused because of that missing space issue.. have i done sth wrong, or are you just kidding me? 12:37:12 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 12:37:22 hagb4rd: yes, you forgot a space. 12:37:29 what space? 12:37:37 after 12:38:15 -!- sebbu2 has changed nick to sebbu. 12:38:34 ah..so the syntax is quote right? 12:38:48 i see 12:44:45 oerjan: he wasn't a troll, just an idiot. 12:44:47 well. 12:44:58 perhaps he thought himself a troll, he was certainly deliberately annoying 12:45:04 hagb4rd: it _might_ be possible to deduce that from actually looking at the quotes. 12:45:15 but he was too stupid to actually be annoying /intentionally/ as opposed to simply being annoying because he's him 12:45:52 you're right. now i feel really stupid. 12:46:16 don't worry, it will pass, until you do something even more stupid. 12:46:47 well or until you reminisce (sp?), so don't do that. ever. 12:47:12 oerjan: the worst part comes when we find out deathly's age :( 12:47:16 (spoilers) 12:48:05 i've seen that. in fact i saw that part first since you pinged me in it. 12:48:21 oerjan: YOU RUINED THE CHRONOLOGY!!!!! 12:48:28 bad oerjan 12:48:50 well it wasn't until i checked the pings that i decided to browse all the log, you see 12:48:56 *i had 12:53:12 * oerjan learns what the english word "recorder" means. he once used to play one. 12:53:29 really confusing name 12:55:41 -!- MSleep has changed nick to MDude. 12:55:44 That it is. 12:55:52 I believe it's non-confusing in most other languages than English; it's "nokkahuilu" lit. "beak flute" in Finnish. 12:57:47 theres all these pretty (bot)commands to use round here and i'd like to know about them.. is there any chance that they were documented (or just listed) anywhere? 12:58:06 They may have help-like commands. 12:58:06 not a shrivel of hope 12:58:07 ^help 12:58:07 ^ ; ^def ; ^show [command]; lang=bf/ul, code=text/str:N; ^str 0-9 get/set/add [text]; ^style [style]; ^bool 12:58:15 !help 12:58:16 ​help: General commands: !help, !info, !bf_txtgen. See also !help languages, !help userinterps. You can get help on some commands by typing !help . 12:58:21 `ls bin 12:58:24 ​? \ @ \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ hatesgeo \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto \ translateto \ units \ url \ welcome \ wl \ word \ wtf 12:58:32 (HackEgo is a bit different.) 12:58:39 @list 12:58:40 http://code.haskell.org/lambdabot/COMMANDS 12:59:11 so ` invokes a shell command? 12:59:26 lambdabot might be the best-documented one; by a *really curious* coincidence, it's not a native of the channel. 12:59:53 Well, `run invokes a shell command; ` just runs whatever you give it with the arguments, which might make a difference when it comes to non-simple commands. 13:00:08 `echo * 13:00:11 ​* 13:00:12 `run echo * 13:00:15 bin canary karma lib paste quotes share wisdom 13:00:18 ^show 13:00:18 echo reverb rev rot13 rev2 fib wc ul cho choo pow2 source help hw srmlebac uenlsbcmra scramble unscramble asc ord prefixes tmp test celebrate wiki chr ha 13:00:26 !help languages 13:00:27 ​languages: Esoteric: 1l 2l adjust asm axo bch befunge befunge98 bf bf8 bf16 bf32 boolfuck cintercal clcintercal dimensifuck glass glypho haskell kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain perl qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 underload unlambda whirl. Competitive: bfjoust fyb. Other: asm c cxx forth sh. 13:00:34 !userinterps 13:00:35 ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo cpick ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd glogbot_ignore google graph hello helloworld id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map monqy num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq ping pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh sw 13:00:45 -!- Patashu has quit (Quit: MSN: Patashu@hotmail.com , Gmail: Patashu0@gmail.com , AIM: Patashu0 , YIM: patashu2 , Skype: patashu0 .). 13:01:13 nice. thank you! 13:01:37 the last list is cut off btw 13:01:47 hagb4rd: and 13:01:48 @help quote 13:01:49 quote 13:01:49 remember 13:01:49 Quote somebody, a random person, or save a memorable quote 13:01:53 gives help for a single lambdabot command 13:02:03 k 13:02:33 can i use them silently? whispering or in query? 13:02:36 `run ls bin | tail 13:02:39 toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto \ translateto \ units \ url \ welcome \ wl \ word \ wtf 13:02:48 in a query, yes 13:02:54 all of them, afair 13:03:04 cool 13:03:19 Though lambdabot has some exceptions; ":t" does not work in query, but ?type or @type or @ty or such do. 13:03:27 lambdabot even gives longer responses when you do that 13:03:30 neither does :k 13:03:42 There's something about the colons, obvsly. 13:03:57 Colons are not a private matter. 13:03:58 presumably they're being checked at the wrong place 13:04:23 (Whispering?) 13:04:51 @quote 13:04:52 shepheb says: unsafePerformIO :: IO a -> Madness 13:05:16 You could "PRIVATELY whisper -> ALL" in that webchat-we-pasted-the-Helsinki-VRML-into-back-then. (That's not its official name.) 13:05:33 fizzie: That SHOULD be its official name. 13:07:00 Oh noes, it's been disapparated. 13:07:14 Not that typing in HTML has worked in a long time. 13:07:49 * oerjan wonders if someone has done carmina burana on the recorder 13:08:58 hm or maybe it actually contains them already 13:09:53 I'm sure somebody's done Carmina Burana on the recorder, although they'd probably exceed the age at which one plays the recorder during the performance. 13:09:54 Phantom_Hoover: You have 3 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. 13:10:50 oerjan: you mean the lounge album by Nikita Ayzikovsky? 13:11:29 ^show wc 13:11:29 [] 13:11:33 That's not a very working wc. 13:11:36 (never completed; the artist went insane after completing only one song) 13:12:37 elliott: i'm just noticing that orff was involved in reviving recorders, is all 13:12:43 (for schools) 13:12:44 oerjan: whoosh 13:13:12 elliott: definitely. erm, isn't that lament 13:13:33 oerjan: yes, lament aka the person who made the amazing lounge version of O Fortuna :P 13:13:58 which I, to this day, still hear upon seeing the poem 13:14:05 which admittedly doesn't occur often 13:14:33 i may not be acquainted with that. 13:14:54 elliott, link link link. 13:15:16 Phantom_Hoover: I have an awful hunch that it might be lost to the sands of time; it was hosted on filebin. 13:15:21 Of course someone here probably has a copy lying around somewhere. 13:15:39 Maybe we can ask lament. 13:15:44 But I'll loggrep to try and find it. 13:15:45 Logrep. 13:15:45 We will need to use SUBTERFUGE. 13:16:21 -!- Vonlebio has joined. 13:16:34 hmm, the topic is more boring than ever before 13:16:53 Vonlebio: Your hostname is showing. 13:16:58 olsner: oh, coppro ruined it 13:16:59 what a vile man 13:17:03 -!- elliott has set topic: hi | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/. 13:17:06 restored 13:17:09 VILE despicable coppro 13:17:13 As indeed is my real name. 13:17:20 Not my real real name, of course. 13:17:41 Vonlebio: Right, that's what I meant. 13:17:45 2009-03-05.txt:05:26:06: I want to hear a lounge version of O Fortuna. 13:17:49 Ah yes, Gregor is who we have to thank. 13:18:01 (It didn't meet his expectations.) 13:18:25 and you found a lounge version of it? 13:19:29 olsner: oerjan: yes, lament aka the person who made the amazing lounge version of O Fortuna :P 13:19:46 10:24:20: I think I kept one of those files at http://www.cis.hut.fi/htkallas/mp3.mp3 13:19:48 fizzie: Good filename. 13:20:17 elliott: It's sort of reminiscent of extra-www. 13:20:31 oh, an mp3 of someone speaking finnish 13:20:33 elliott, anyway it was a joke. 13:20:46 Vonlebio: And I can't find an alive copy of ofortuna.ogg. :( 13:20:51 Erm, *mp3 13:21:01 OK I will use SLIGHTLY MORE SUBTERFUGE 13:21:03 -!- Vonlebio has quit (Client Quit). 13:21:07 olsner: It seems to be a speech synthesis sample. 13:21:18 olsner: And the sentence is nonsensical. 13:21:26 -!- Vonlebio has joined. 13:21:37 Vonlebio: You realise lament is offline. 13:22:01 @tell lament Can I have a copy of your lounge version of O Fortuna? 13:22:01 Consider it noted. 13:22:23 Mission complete. 13:22:24 -!- Vonlebio has quit (Client Quit). 13:22:25 olsner: It says "Did the javelin-throwers, like the memos, cause the state of depression lose freshness" or some-such. It's a bit hard to translate due to the lack of sense. 13:23:03 fizzie: I think they did, yes. 13:23:58 fizzie: What do you know about Matt Henderson. 13:24:44 Ah, the well-known black brotherhood of speech recognition research. 13:24:57 Yes. 13:25:00 "Nahistivatko keihäänheittäjät muistioiden tavoin lamatilaa?", in case someone else wants to try a stab of translation. 13:25:18 "Nahistivatko javelin thrower memos, like the depression space?" 13:25:19 And "nothing". 13:25:29 fizzie: Ah, you are clearly in DEEP CAHOOTS with the man. 13:25:51 "Before producing a transcription of what you said, speech recognition software often represents its results as a ‘confusion network’." 13:26:04 The confusion network represents the algorithm's confusion as to why it's doing something so pointless as speech recognition. 13:26:16 "Nahistua" is sort of "to lose freshness"; "nahistaa" is therefore "cause to lose freshness"; "nahistivat" is the past-tense third-person plural from "they caused to lose freshness"; and the -ko suffix makes it a question, "did they?". 13:27:30 The confusion network is a special case of a lattice. 13:27:46 It's also sometimes called a sausage. 13:27:49 fizzie: Yes; the special case is that most lattices don't look down on their tasks. 13:28:00 "A Confusion Network (CN), also known as a sausage" -- http://www.statmt.org/moses/?n=Moses.ConfusionNetworks 13:28:10 And the thing with sausage is that you don't want to know how it's made. And in this case it's a really gross sausage, so you don't want to eat it either. 13:28:20 What I am trying to say is, speech recognition is useless. 13:28:29 Yes, you've said that quite many times. 13:28:36 Yes. Just not quite enough. 13:28:44 42 is such a boring fake age <-- in about half a year i shall be entirely fake. yay! 13:28:51 Maybe I should "ragepat" or something. 13:29:01 oerjan: Man ur old. 13:29:16 fizzie: Yes, please show signs of adequate irritation. 13:29:21 It might even make me stop (it won't make me stop). 13:29:42 I would, but on the gripping hand I really don't want to give you the satisfaction. 13:30:01 oerjan: are you really that old!? 13:30:01 On the... gripping hand? 13:30:10 oerjan, how is it possible to be that old? 13:30:13 really really 13:30:17 I thought humans died off at like 30. 13:30:18 Phantom_Hoover: It isn't, that's why he's going to become fake. 13:30:26 He'll grow to an impossible age, and thus stop existing. 13:30:30 It's a Niven novel. 13:30:38 fizzie: Anyway, I can assure you that the only thing that would give me satisfaction is complete annihilation of the field of speech recognition. 13:30:41 so oerjan has been dead for 10 years, and we're his afterlife 13:30:42 "A crucial plot element of the book is the idiom "on the gripping hand", a three-armed variation of the idiom "on the other hand" similar in meaning to "on the third hand", but with the added sense that the third-mentioned consideration is the most important one. The saying is native to the alien Moties, who have three arms, one of which is stronger but possesses less finesse." 13:31:11 I sort of skipped the second hand. 13:31:11 so oerjan has been dead for 10 years, and we're his afterlife <-- depressingly enough, this thought _has_ occurred to me before. 13:31:36 oerjan: #esoteric sure drives the "maybe you should've behaved a little better" point home, eh? 13:31:43 oerjan: We are the absolute shittiest afterlife. 13:31:53 fizzie: you'd think. 13:31:54 fizzie: hi4 (1 hi detracted for speech recognition) 13:34:46 elliott: well, it _would_ be even shittier without you. 13:35:05 oerjan: I think you missed a negation or something. 13:35:18 i think not. 13:37:23 oerjan: Would you be more convinced if I dissed speech recognition some more? 13:37:39 Ng. 13:37:56 fizzie: Your speech recognition software is malfunctioning. That isn't a word. 13:38:03 You should probably buy a keyboard. 13:38:10 Ngggg. 13:38:27 hnng 13:38:31 fizzie: I think your speech synthesiser is malfunctioning too? Can you hear us. 13:38:32 how do you scare a snowflake? <-- heavy breathing. 13:38:42 Grng. 13:38:53 fizzie: This is why computers should never process or create speech in any form whatsoever ever. 13:39:53 I think I'll go cook some laundry or wash some food or something. 13:40:23 no, we should outlaw speech altogether. it keeps us from realizing the true reality that we are already in the afterlife. plato's cave style. 13:41:29 fizzie: FINALLY I HAVE BEGUN TO CRACK YOUR IMPRESSIVE OUTER SHELL OF CALMNESS 13:45:10 -!- itidus20 has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 13:54:03 -!- Phantom__Hoover has joined. 13:55:32 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 13:58:26 i see dmm is still working on getting mentioned on every tvtropes page 14:12:03 ...darn i got sucked in again didn't i. 14:17:45 dmm? 14:18:24 david morgan mar 14:18:29 (yeah yeah morgan-mar) 14:18:36 irregular webcomic guy, esolanger 14:18:37 fizzie: cooking laundry and washing food are both good things to do 14:18:55 olsner: ha, i missed that until just now 14:25:21 Yes, it was totally accidental, I was just so frazzled up there. Now I'm calm as a zucchini again. 14:26:40 fizzie: Your tone of voice makes it super-hard to believe any claims of frazzlation. 14:26:51 OOPS I ACCIDENTALLY CONJUGATED THE BEST WORD 14:27:58 lost in frazzlation 14:31:19 -!- derdon has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 14:40:03 http://esolangs.org/wiki/Surface_Area_And_Bulk_Density_Relationship 14:40:05 Best spam? 14:42:12 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: leaving). 14:53:14 -!- hagb4rd has quit (Quit: Nettalk6 - www.ntalk.de). 14:53:41 -!- MDude has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 14:54:31 -!- MDude has joined. 14:56:12 -!- Sgeo has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 14:57:16 -!- Sgeo has joined. 15:00:39 Phantom__Hoover: Tags Hozzszlsok: 1 Regisztrlt: 18.05.11: surface area, surface area and volume relationships and bulk density, area density and bulk density relationships.. g Easy! Everything's Optim ization of Landin g page Learn the making: the buyer to convert to your browser search behavior of your landing page, create a forecast.. May 3, 2007.. Determine the density of the envelope density, bulk density, volume and density.. Surface area and 15:00:39 porosity as a function of particle size, or area.. Between porosity and depth is a commonly used relationship is given by Athy. 15:00:57 Phantom__Hoover: I like how the only external link it could think of is Wikipedia. 15:01:17 http://esolangs.org/wiki/User:Mtve huh 15:03:04 -!- Vorpal has joined. 15:05:32 http://www.reddit.com/r/math/comments/n6ws1/looking_for_good_online_resources_for_real/ 15:05:46 Bobrzaro-Weirstrass Theorem. 15:05:59 -!- azaq23 has joined. 15:06:19 Phantom__Hoover: The best theorem? 15:07:14 Are there still any "controversial" ideas in mathematics? (self.math) 15:07:26 Phantom__Hoover: /r/math really needs to split into actualmath and metamath. 15:07:44 Or math and mathenthusiasm 15:07:55 Using the SMBC definition. 15:08:06 "As soon as Gödel showed that there was "TRUE", "FALSE", and "CANNOT BE PROVED" the law of the excluded middle crashed and burned. 15:08:06 Most of the world has not yet caught up with that." 15:08:21 People like this ruin constructivism for the rest of us? 15:08:50 No they don't, constructivism is already inhabited only by CONSTRUCTIVIST SCUM. 15:09:21 Phantom__Hoover: DISPROOF BY CONTRADICTION: Russell O'Connor??? 15:09:37 CELEBRITY CONSTRUCTIVISTS -- wait dammit. 15:09:39 Why do we have +c here. 15:09:40 fizzie. 15:09:44 fizzie -c please. 15:09:45 I demand -c. 15:09:50 Phantom__Hoover: Demand -c with me. 15:10:01 Who's Russell O'Connor again? 15:10:15 A sentient reindeer. 15:11:08 WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? 15:11:24 By which I mean type theory. 15:11:27 `addquote WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? 15:11:30 755) WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? 15:11:33 Phantom__Hoover: Type theory is a branch of logic. 15:11:49 I don't see the contradiction? 15:12:04 Well, it seemed like you were correcting yourself. 15:31:54 http://www.reddit.com/r/math/comments/n4wba/good_video_about_chaos_theory_and_the_lorenz/c36bwra 15:31:57 Speak of the devil. 15:33:06 Phantom__Hoover: Ian Stewart? I heard he LIES TO CHILDREN with UNSCIENTIFIC NOVEL PLOT DETAILS. 15:34:19 :O 15:35:21 * Phantom__Hoover notes that [[Abstract simplicial complex]] opens with a picture of two things essentially captioned as "things that are not abstract simplicial complexes". 15:35:36 Oh, wait, it's one thing. 15:35:42 X-D 15:36:12 Oh, wait, they're abstract simplicial complexes, but they're not actual simplicial complexes. 15:36:21 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Simplicial_complex_nonexample.png 15:36:23 That filename. 15:37:14 cow_nonexample.jpg: contains picture of sheep. 15:37:15 GOOGLE YOU RUINED CHROME AS WELL???? 15:37:23 What? 15:37:45 They moved the recently closed bar into a menu. 15:38:00 Oh, right. That was aaages ago. 15:38:07 * elliott would prefer it the old way too. 15:54:41 -!- kmc has joined. 16:06:32 -!- Phantom__Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 16:06:51 -!- Phantom__Hoover has joined. 16:06:53 -!- Phantom__Hoover has quit (Changing host). 16:06:53 -!- Phantom__Hoover has joined. 16:32:56 -!- Gregor has set topic: First to prove spontaneous human combustion wins | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/. 16:37:46 :( 16:38:34 oerjan did, that's how he died and we became his afterlife 16:48:41 -!- Deathly has joined. 16:58:32 -!- Phantom__Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 16:59:04 Deathly: Wrong way. 17:01:27 -!- elliott has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 17:01:52 -!- elliott has joined. 17:01:53 -!- elliott has quit (Changing host). 17:01:54 -!- elliott has joined. 17:03:23 are you serious? 17:03:29 Never. 17:14:17 -!- Phantom__Hoover has joined. 17:15:25 Today's xkcd is amazingly dumb. 17:16:25 Yeah 17:16:26 Phantom__Hoover: Is he seriously claiming that Christmas songs = Christmas experience? 17:16:27 elliott, remember we discussed why people would want Steam? I realised a reason just now: it manages updates for you. Since windows has no package manager it means Steam provides that kind of 17:16:30 There's a lot of that 17:16:53 Vorpal: Ugh. 17:16:58 elliott, hm? 17:17:03 Vorpal: At that. 17:17:07 elliott, well, blame microsoft for this 17:17:13 elliott, no, he's claiming that Christmas songs are part of an insidious baby boomer conspiracy. 17:23:50 Uhhh, no. 17:23:55 He is claiming neither of those. 17:24:21 He's just pointing out that these songs which people consider so traditional and old classics are in fact just what baby boomers remember as kids. 17:24:33 Perhaps the graph alone does. 17:24:39 The caption makes the subtext clear. 17:24:48 And the alt text clearer still. 17:25:12 Oh, I didn't bother to read the alt text because the comic was shit as usual :P 17:28:53 I think 'comic' is too generous. 17:29:16 Santa Claus as we know him with his red suit and white beard didn't exist until 1931. Magazine ads for Coca-Cola featured St. Nick as a kind, jolly man in a red suit. Because magazines were so widely viewed, and because this image of Santa appeared for more than three decades, the image of Santa most people have today is largely based on this advertising. 17:29:31 In fact, whenever I see santa, I have a craving for a pepsi. 17:29:34 That's a widespread and false myth, IIRC. 17:29:43 http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/heritage/cokelore_santa.html 17:29:55 coca=cola disagrees 17:30:06 Of course they would! 17:30:30 "We *invented* Santa" is hardly something you want to dispel. 17:31:13 They own Santa. 17:31:19 He's a coke trademark. 17:31:25 http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/santa/cocacola.asp ∎ 17:33:42 Well, i still like propagating the myth 17:33:52 because I'm into propaganda for the coke machine 17:34:10 diabolical as i am 17:36:34 Deathly: shut up 17:38:50 elliott, are you gay? 17:40:24 -!- Phantom___Hoover has joined. 17:41:55 -!- Phantom____Hoove has joined. 17:41:57 -!- Phantom____Hoove has changed nick to Phantom_Hoover. 17:42:08 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Changing host). 17:42:08 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 17:42:53 -!- hagb4rd has joined. 17:43:32 -!- Phantom__Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 17:44:32 -!- Phantom___Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 17:49:44 `addquote The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. 17:49:47 756) The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. 17:50:14 And by that I mean build an analogue computer out of chocolate which plays Monopoly. 17:50:44 It'd be a bit one-time. 17:53:35 -!- monqy has joined. 17:54:38 Um no? 17:54:57 Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. 17:58:02 Phantom_Hoover: Well, I was assuming it would be based on melting. 17:58:09 But 17:58:11 `addquote Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. 17:58:13 757) Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. 18:16:32 keeping chocolate cold would be paramount as it's tinsil strength would be less maliable and better able to withstand the moving parts required for an analog computing design 18:16:37 hi 18:16:56 well hello monqy 18:16:56 <3 18:17:05 ok 18:17:25 how old are you monqy 18:17:39 young (thumbs up) 18:17:52 sometimes my age is a secret but other times it is not 18:17:55 what time is now???? 18:20:35 right now or when you asked the question? 18:20:45 10:20 AM PST is now. 18:20:51 so it is 18:29:30 -!- Phantom__Hoover has joined. 18:32:12 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 18:41:37 -!- oklopol has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 19:09:18 -!- derrik has joined. 19:12:31 -!- Phantom___Hoover has joined. 19:14:32 -!- Phantom__Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 19:18:47 What semi-sophisticated thing should I get working under gelfload? 19:24:18 -!- ais523 has joined. 19:28:31 hmm, fun bugfix I just saw (in DCSS): s/perversion/support/ 19:28:54 wat 19:28:57 waht 19:29:06 Gregor: Chrome :) 19:29:12 Gregor: KDE 19:29:24 Um, um. What else is there. 19:29:30 elliott: X11 doesn't work, AFAICT it's a sockets issue, was hoping for something in between :P 19:30:32 -!- Klisz has joined. 19:30:40 Gregor, nethack. 19:31:20 PH++ 19:32:11 @karma PH 19:32:12 PH has a karma of 1 19:38:09 "Raw Goat Milk Yahoo Chat Room" 19:39:05 :D 19:39:08 the best yahoo chat room 19:39:10 surely it's to a spambot's benefit to spam on search terms that people might potentially actually use? 19:39:27 most of the spam names are things that look vaguely like viable, if specific, searches 19:40:09 "July 2, 2006 2:54 (Reminder) Hey Raw goatmilk members! Recently, we asked our group and 77% of active members voted in dating hi angeleyes of allowing . " 19:40:32 there's also a link to "horse lameness chat" on the same page 19:41:41 :D 19:41:51 well that's what we're all about 19:41:56 raw goat milk, horse lameness 19:42:48 -!- kmc has quit (Quit: Leaving). 19:45:41 -!- kmc has joined. 19:58:08 -!- derdon has joined. 20:04:06 -!- kmc has quit (Quit: Leaving). 20:04:31 Gregor: what is gelfload? 20:04:36 Is it Gregor's ELF loader? 20:06:02 -!- zzo38 has joined. 20:06:34 tswett: No, it's a gel floader. 20:06:39 It floads gels. 20:09:05 elliott, a gel floader!? Wow, I need to download that right now. 20:09:17 So do we all. 20:10:03 elliott, floading of gel is of course a very serious activity, ideally one should use a hard hat when when doing so. 20:10:12 s/when when/when/ 20:10:20 Vorpal: it's just gel, you wuss. 20:11:02 elliott, but remember what Gel did in portal 2! 20:11:05 gel* 20:11:22 elliott, of course you want a hard hat when floading it 20:12:35 -!- hagb4rd has quit (Quit: Nettalk6 - www.ntalk.de). 20:13:06 "Fload: Suburban or urban male age 17-29 who frequents bars in the company of fellow floads in hopes of sexual gratification. Often identifiable by white baseball cap, clothing emblazoned with a designer's name, excessive hair product, and a misogynistic demeanor. Floads travel in herds of 3-20." -- Urban Dictionary. Well, I certainly didn't know that. 20:13:34 fizzie: As I'm sure you can imagine, preparing gel for the use of floads is a very intensive process indeed. 20:14:43 -!- elliott has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 20:14:44 -!- oerjan has joined. 20:14:58 I *was* going to say that a "floader" sounds like one of the fast-loaders you used to see with software distributed on C64 floppies. Was googling if there's one called "fload". (Unsurprisingly, there's at least one.) 20:15:24 -!- elliott has joined. 20:15:34 i assume that the winner does not have to be the one combusting. otherwise this contest would fit badly into my world conquest plans. 20:15:54 zzo38: did you write this Slashdot comment: http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2567856&cid=38326760 20:16:01 it oddly reminds me of you, although I think it's actually someone else 20:18:55 `log .*there's 20:19:25 2009-12-06.txt:13:09:58: O, and there's another screen-shot: http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/prog/PHIRC/screenshot0.png 20:19:33 -!- MDude has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 20:19:46 hm my theory fails. 20:21:06 however, i somehow doubt zzo38 uses Mac Safari. 20:21:41 _or_ would use a "Full story: " disclaimer. 20:21:53 indeed 20:22:08 the main clue that it isn't zzo38, apart from a few minor wording choices, is the implied opinions about browsers 20:22:29 oerjan: According to my logs, you can prove your theory using the word "marshall" instead. 20:22:38 FSVO "prove". 20:22:42 heh :P 20:22:52 fizzie: are you assuming that all Slashdot comments are copied to #esoteric? 20:23:27 ais523: I'm just assuming all Slashdot comments contain only words the comment-writer has previously said on #esoteric; that's a much weaker assumption. 20:23:33 fizzie: i do not believe that's a sufficiently common word in english for the logs to prove anything about zzo38's vocabulary wrt it 20:23:41 fizzie: hmm 20:24:00 `log [^[`].*marshall 20:24:10 2011-11-28.txt:19:25:49: so the answer is, they have to return a marshallable type, or an IO of a marshallable type 20:24:19 See, there. 20:24:42 hmm, I wonder what words there are that I use, but rarely in #esoteric 20:24:43 (Full story: I was being frivolous.) 20:24:47 the names of most Pokémon would probably work 20:25:05 It's really only the ... style that reminds of zzo38 20:25:06 `log [^[`].*wyvern 20:25:14 No output. 20:25:14 hmm, I read marshmallowable type 20:25:31 I'm in another channel with people who might be interested in this sort of thing 20:25:54 -!- Patashu has joined. 20:27:00 -!- kmc has joined. 20:31:16 Gregor: http://www.h-online.com/newsticker/news/item/Processor-Whispers-About-Haskell-and-Haswell-1389507.html 20:35:07 TOO LITTLE HASKELL 20:35:53 today is my three-year haskell anniversary! 20:36:21 * oerjan wonders what copumpkin's nick was before then 20:36:27 pumpkin :P 20:36:33 fancy 20:36:46 copumpkin: what, i may have actually started learning haskell before you 20:37:42 well, I probably first appeared on the IRC channel a month or two before that, cause I was helping my girlfriend at the time with her homework, but I wasn't actually doing anything with it myself 20:37:49 copumpkin has just been deluding us into thinking he's a haskell old fart 20:37:53 lol 20:37:58 yeah, I'm a poser 20:38:02 I was a hardcore rubyist before that 20:38:08 (not even kidding) 20:38:08 ruby "lol ruby" ruby 20:38:14 the official elliott ruby opinion 20:38:29 i forget when my haskell anievrsarey is....i never kept track 20:38:35 I don't even know what year I started learning it 20:38:54 i started learning haskell in 1986 20:39:02 elliott: wow! 20:39:10 copumpkin: ...but it took until 1990 for the first thunk to evaluate to WHNF :) 20:39:22 computers were a lot slower back then 20:39:23 sadly, he then died, and had to be reincarnated to learn it again 20:39:36 I didn't even have a computer back then 20:39:45 I didn't even exist back then! 20:40:12 I remember playing hugo's house of horros on my dad's work laptop in 93 20:40:24 I think it had 20mb of hard drive space and a grayscale screen 20:40:25 What, I didn't just imagine Hugo? 20:40:37 Oh, hmm. 20:40:41 I remember playing some Peter Pan game at some point 20:40:47 That is a completely different Hugo to my obscure Hugo childhood computer game memory. 20:40:49 "You made a mouse, with your mouse" 20:40:57 * elliott shame 20:41:06 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Hugo%27s_House_of_Horrors_Screenshot.png 20:41:09 Advanced MS Paint graphics. 20:41:16 Those leaves! 20:41:26 i played 20:41:27 uh 20:41:29 magic schoolbus 20:41:30 lots of it 20:41:40 before i was born too 20:41:45 when was this 20:42:04 There was a play-by-your-phone TV game around here about a troll called Hugo. There was a two-seconds-or-so lag from the telephone keypresses to whatever happened on viewers' screens. Watching people fail playing it was quite horreeble. 20:42:05 elliott: it was a good game! 20:42:36 "The Hugo "live one-player multi platform interactive game show" has aired in more than 40 countries[1] and spawned numerous video games and many other merchandise." I see they've been spreading it around. 20:42:47 fizzie: Oh, /that/ explains why people sucked at it so much. 20:43:42 Deewiant: I can't give hard proof or even my reasonings from which I deduced the delay any more, I just have this impression that it had one. Maybe you could sometimes hear the DTMF tones? Can't recall. 20:43:51 fizzie: That appears to be the one I remember. 20:43:52 I do remember someone at least once trying to play it with a pulse-dial phone. 20:43:56 Except no game show. 20:44:07 are there any good games I should have played in the psat 20:44:07 Yeah, they made a PC version of it too. 20:44:55 Hugo: Wintergames 20:44:56 Hugo: Wintergames is a series of three video games produced between 1997 and 1999 by ITE Media for the PC. In each of them, Hugo must rescue Santa Claus from Scylla, foiling her plots to ruin Christmas. 20:44:57 That was it. 20:45:02 It was... strange. 20:45:31 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwmfC_iuJ8 20:45:40 "Herää pahvi, viimeistä viedään!" "Onko kotka kotona?" "Pitikö olla hoppu? Nyt se on leikin loppu." 20:45:45 The quotes were sort-of iconic. 20:45:52 I suppose they were non-Finnish in other countries. 20:47:43 * oerjan recalls they had a hugo game for PS2 at a restaurant he used to frequent. sometimes it got set to the wrong language. 20:48:38 mostly danish though, since that was the first selection in the startup menu 20:49:13 but at least once it was finnish. 20:53:35 elliott: (Re CPU) So? 20:53:44 Phantom_Hoover: Well, I was assuming it would be based on melting. <-- i was assuming it would be based on eating the pieces. 20:53:50 Gregor: It's like fizzie and speech recognition. 20:53:56 I have to annoy you about transactional memory. 20:54:11 elliott: /H/TM is fine. Even good. /S/TM is terrible. 20:54:25 and the worst thing is that he will redo it until you confirm getting the message 20:55:14 Gregor: Only terrible with unsustainable use of mutation >:) 20:56:32 Gregor: STM is only terrible in languages that make it so you can mutate the shared state outside of a transaction. 20:56:36 Which is most of them. 20:57:00 Also access... 21:00:46 Today will forever stand in history as the day I accidentally made Phantom___Hoover upgrade to GNOME 3. 21:00:56 -!- elliott has quit (Quit: So I'm sleeping before it can get any worse.). 21:01:30 only Phantom___Hoover though, Phantom__Hoover is still on GNOME 2, while Phantom_Hoover somehow manages to use GNOME 1. 21:02:17 And PhantomHoover's using some sort of never-released "GNOME 0" alpha? 21:02:31 we may presume. 21:09:41 I have a DVD recorder, sometimes finalizing fails, but if I open the tray and then close it again, after I tried to finalize and it says it failed, then it will be finalized. 21:09:46 Fortunately, there are massive package conflicts. 21:13:48 :t 12e10 21:13:49 forall t. (Fractional t) => t 21:25:17 gnome is excellent 21:25:24 hi 21:25:30 i love eating G %'s in nethack 21:25:32 yum 21:25:46 the mines are full of them 21:25:48 Phantom___Hoover, how did elliott make you upgrade to GNOME 3? 21:26:35 I was upgrading to wheezy and he didn't realise until it was too late. 21:30:28 Phantom___Hoover, new ███-████ hoodies 21:32:10 wow i love ███-████ 21:32:14 wow, edit to the wiki that a) creates a new page but is not spam, b) describes a language similar to LOLCODE but worse 21:32:29 this i must see 21:32:38 http://esolangs.org/wiki/Immi 21:32:41 only possibly a joke? 21:32:52 it's just thematic with a really bad theme 21:33:32 oh my, designed to teach people programming, whatever that means 21:33:54 there's no infinite loop constructs, it's primitive recursive as far as I can tell 21:35:03 ais523: did you notice taneb's screenshot showing that the recent changes are now so full of spam that his school computers classify it as a gambling site? 21:35:34 heh, that's what it was? I noticed him link to an image, but didn't check what the image was 21:35:44 that's what it seemed like to me 21:40:38 hmm, I was thinking about implementing Elliottcraft, and it seems pretty hard to do efficiently 21:40:51 the problem is that it has an infinite speed of sound 21:41:19 so I fear the implementation's going to end up as O(n^3log n), which is pretty awful 21:41:53 perhaps I should change the semantics of the language to speed it up… 21:42:10 (Rubicon gets round the problem by using a very small playfield, but I'd rather like a larger one) 21:42:12 Remind me how it works? 21:43:45 I don't think I've ever explained the semantics in-channel 21:44:04 let me pastebin them; it's a little inaccurate, but not really more than usual for an informal explanation 21:44:38 here we go; the language it's based on is called CUBE: http://sprunge.us/PLHJ 21:44:59 and the game itself is basically that, but adding the player to the playfield and allowing them to move around, push/pull/rotate blocks, and create blocks 21:52:05 but basically, it's a bully automaton with the following possible states for each cell: empty; inertia cube (i.e. solid ground that can survive in midair without falling); mobile cube with no other properties; mobile and immobile conveyor cubes; and factory cubes that convert cubes into other sorts of cubes 21:52:57 conveyor cubes are the only way that cubes actually move (apart from falling), and they have a sort of band of conveyorness that goes all the way around them 21:53:17 they can even move themselves, if they're mobile and their bottom side is moving 21:53:42 factory cubes have one active side that only does anything when moving 21:53:45 -!- KingOfKarlsruhe has joined. 21:53:54 if it moves forwards, it makes mobile cubes into factory cubes, and does nothing else 21:54:07 if it moves backwards, it does nothing 21:54:33 and if it moves sideways, it changes air -> inertia, or inertia/mobile to conveyor/mobile conveyor 21:54:53 also, it can change the motion of conveyors in various ways 21:55:19 and factory cubes can move into inertial cubes, swapping places with them and making them mobile 21:55:59 it's all set up so that if you have a solid block of inertial cubes, like a cliff side, you can push a factory cube into it and it mines out a tunnel of mobile cubes all the way through the block, making a conveyor as it goes to carry them back out, and maintaining a conveyor underneath itself to keep moving itself into the block 22:00:35 wow, someone managed to jailbreak the Kindle Touch with an mp3 file 22:00:52 that's… pretty ridiculous in security terms, how is that even possible? 22:01:09 (apparently it's done by putting JavaScript in one of the fields that's displayed to the user) 22:13:53 * oerjan wishes reddit would outlaw url shorteners so he could see where links go... 22:14:34 basically a shortener decreases the probability i visit a link by about 90%. 22:17:34 There are browser thingamajicks that automagically use the (shortener-specific) "safe" show-me-where-it's-going-first page. (Still won't show directly before clicking the thing, though. Unless there's a thingamajick for that too.) 22:19:22 There are some services that can be used as URL shortener or as dynamic DNS. Once I tried to post something on a wiki but http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/whatever didn't work, but gopher://zzo38computer.cjb.net/1whatever/whatever was acceptable 22:23:04 -!- Deathly has quit. 22:23:42 -!- warg has joined. 22:23:57 werp 22:25:49 hi deathly 22:28:27 -!- hagb4rd has joined. 22:32:50 http://www.yafgc.net/?id=68 22:36:20 -!- MDude has joined. 22:39:33 -!- hagb4rd has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 22:48:24 -!- itidus21 has joined. 22:59:10 -!- TeruFSX has joined. 23:06:34 -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). 23:07:20 -!- itidus21 has joined. 23:07:35 hi 23:13:26 I 23:13:36 appear to have whoised coppro by accident. 23:14:10 happens to everyone 23:14:18 Phantom___Hoover: how terrible 23:14:27 you have to do it on purpose, like me 23:14:35 Like that existential crisis I had after looking up London on WP. 23:14:45 Phantom___Hoover: wait, what? 23:14:53 I was just like 23:15:14 "I could have sworn it wasn't called London." 23:15:31 now i'm just wondering what is so strange about coppro's whois 23:16:13 londinium, just a little northwest of lutetia parisiorum 23:18:55 isn't that a mineral? 23:19:19 which one 23:19:46 londinium 23:20:44 it's the Roman name for London 23:21:17 lutetium, on the other hand, is a chemical element. 23:22:19 One of the ones nobody cares about, though. 23:22:24 Is it atomic number 71? 23:22:31 yes 23:23:02 -!- Jafet has joined. 23:23:55 -!- kmc has quit (Quit: Leaving). 23:24:05 "Because of the rarity and high price, lutetium has very few commercial uses. However, stable lutetium can be used as catalysts in petroleum cracking in refineries and can also be used in alkylation, hydrogenation, and polymerization applications." 23:25:05 Use as a catalyst is a common property of most boring metals. 23:26:08 -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). 23:27:01 -!- itidus21 has joined. 23:31:38 I feel that WP should have more images in the style of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Simplicial_complex_nonexample.png 23:33:17 from the cruel but beautiful polygon wilderness 23:38:59 hey, we have what's effectively a blog entry from the author of Immi: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/User:Star651 23:39:46 at least it's in userspace 23:40:01 yep, it's fine 23:40:02 -!- derrik has quit (Quit: left). 23:40:13 just, this is the thought process behind languages like Immi, preserved for prosperity 23:40:27 everything makes sense now 23:40:37 also, why we have humans cleaning up spams not bots; that would have tripped pretty much any reasonable spam filter based on the recent spam 23:40:42 but I actually started reading it before deleting it 23:42:35 its quite well written and friendly 23:42:45 yep 23:42:57 I'd imagine it's the same thing that leads to the wiki filling up with BF derivatives 23:43:09 in fact, reading that has made my hatred for BF derivs and languages like Immi to drop a lot 23:43:15 s/made/caused/ 23:43:28 I'm going to notify him that he's been flagged as a possible creator of Brainfuck derivatives and has therefore had a brick assigned. 23:43:30 * Sgeo feels like cursing at Gnumeric 23:43:36 " "Immi" is named for Imogen Heap, a British pop star." oh dear god.. 23:43:55 what kind of monster has such ideas 23:43:56 incidentally, I'm British and have never heard of her 23:44:14 One of her songs is in an SNL skit 23:44:15 Phantom___Hoover: Immi isn't a BF deriv, it's more of a LOLCODE deriv 23:44:26 Yes, that's why he's just /flagged/. 23:44:55 the impact of this userpage on me: now i feel even more like lolcode&friends shouldn't exist 23:45:15 what we really need on Esolang is a page about how to write compilers 23:45:19 and interpreters 23:45:30 as I think inability to do that is what discourages people from coming up with more interesting esolangs 23:45:43 hm 23:46:52 also i guess my hate for bad derivatives is down a bit 23:46:59 replaced with pity for their poor creators 23:47:02 ;_; 23:48:07 -!- hagb4rd has joined. 23:48:27 monqy, soon he will be at peace with the brick. 23:48:41 Someone should point him here so he may learn. 23:48:54 I was a BF derivative creator once. 23:49:05 "The phrase "oh my loop" comes from Star651's personal experience with sound loops." -- cool, first person writing. i love this guy 23:49:16 third person i mean 23:49:55 -!- Ngevd has joined. 23:50:17 itidus21, that's standard format? 23:50:26 HellO! 23:50:32 hi 23:50:38 Just got back from the final night of Scrooge 23:50:42 Phantom___Hoover: ah ok 23:51:09 * itidus21 concedes the point. 23:51:37 * itidus21 means to say that itidus21 agrees with you. 23:52:09 ok ok.. its just funny 23:52:19 the standard format is funny 23:52:21 `? itidus21 23:52:24 itidus21? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 23:52:33 `learn itidus21 just made some instant coffee. 23:52:37 I knew that. 23:52:41 :-s 23:52:46 eeee 23:53:12 `? itidus20 23:53:15 itidus20 is horny 60 year olds having cybersex in minecraft 23:53:40 `? itidus22 23:53:43 itidus22? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 23:53:53 `? ais523 23:53:56 ais523 is ais523. This topic may retroactively become more informative if or when Feather is invented. 23:54:15 `? monqy 23:54:18 The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details. 23:54:29 ............ ahahhah... 23:54:37 `? Sgeo 23:54:39 Sgeo invented Metaplace sex. 23:54:49 uhmmmm 23:54:50 * Sgeo swats that factoid 23:55:05 -!- Ngevd has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 23:55:20 `? Taneb 23:55:23 Taneb? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 23:55:28 `? Ngevd 23:55:31 ​.BynCc..|S.eֲ0j,e\˕rZp$.Ը¤n)+ i:TVY[|* .;g.4H$TVVM]",r..AoGbT.T3w؝".ZpKn%.q5.....v'.۸?4aD?t.4$ovA.h)sz. \ >J#.HK_vdW.屑|ȫ.ȿG!ܾ"].Y./n;U[F..͐u3`.2 23:55:36 `? Hussie 23:55:39 Oh, of course. 23:55:39 Hussie? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 23:55:43 Sgeo, DON'T YOU DARE 23:55:51 屑 23:56:00 Don't I dare what? 23:56:09 DEFINE AN ENTRY FOR HUSSIE 23:56:14 nervous anticipation on these queries. 23:56:42 Phantom___Hoover, good idea! What should I make it? 23:57:02 Sgeo, DO NOT FORGET WHO TOLD YOU TO READ HOMESTUCK 23:57:02 `? Phantom___Hoover 23:57:05 Phantom___Hoover? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 23:57:11 `? Phantom__Hoover 23:57:13 Phantom__Hoover can't decide what an appropriate number of underscores is. 23:57:18 WHAT PHANTOM___HOOVER GIVETH, PHANTOM___HOOVER TAKETH AWAY 23:57:21 lol 23:57:37 `? phantom hoover 23:57:40 phantom hoover? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 23:57:55 `? phantom_hoover 23:57:59 Phantom_Hoover is a true Scotsman and hatheist. 23:57:59 -!- Jafet has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 23:58:00 `learn Phantom___Hoover is inexplicably bad at ghosting himself. 23:58:04 I knew that. 23:58:14 'learn Hussie is a Waste of Space 23:58:39 oh wait 23:58:47 `learn Phantom___Hoover sucks at ghosting himself. 23:58:49 I knew that. 23:59:12 -!- Phantom___Hoover has changed nick to Phantom_Hoover. 23:59:18 -!- warg has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 23:59:18 is inexplicably bad reserved for phantom____hoover 23:59:37 Phantom____Hoover exceeds the character limit. 23:59:40 monqy: no, i just realized i'd missed an obvious pun improvement 23:59:41 is inexplicably bad reserved for phantom____hoove 23:59:46 ahh 23:59:54 hhhhhhhhhhhh