< 1305936011 780795 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :It does, it'll just clutter your cwd with temp files and fail the i/o tests < 1305936048 829261 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't "clutter", it removes them < 1305936055 656865 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only if you have FILE < 1305936058 753362 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do < 1305936149 775758 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unfortunately < 1305936152 287311 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :BAD: "foo"G failed < 1305936154 267299 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still happens < 1305936183 293288 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try harder at the Deadfish challenge of code golf! < 1305936184 169104 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com QUIT :Quit: zzo38 < 1305936189 260924 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or ELSE < 1305936230 718058 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, I guess I'll implement FIXP now < 1305936286 945125 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Hey, what FIXP instructions does slowdown use >:) < 1305936336 190481 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :grep -o '[A-Z]' slowdown.b98 < 1305936362 122098 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, due to comments, don't use -o, but anyway :-P < 1305936377 723255 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Randomization and exponentiation, maybe something else too < 1305936401 463749 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll just make them all error so I can see :P < 1305936478 534449 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Did FIXP used to be two fingerprints or something < 1305936485 546947 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's FIXP < 1305936487 188689 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not to my knowledge < 1305936487 312946 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's like fixed-point shit, plus a bunch of random mostly-numerical things < 1305936491 340576 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patashu: a thing < 1305936525 562035 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :it only exists in befunge? < 1305936533 79440 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t (^) < 1305936533 626335 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall a b. (Num a, Integral b) => a -> b -> a < 1305936533 907642 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patashu: yes < 1305936549 974646 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :how does befunge even have a library < 1305936561 31428 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's called fingerprints < 1305936564 82033 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :D (n -- rnd(n)) RanDom number < 1305936570 76621 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: So, uh, by "rnd(n)"... < 1305936572 656384 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :;P < 1305936578 280289 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably [0,n) but beats me < 1305936829 132184 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :How slow does slowdown go again < 1305936841 320504 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slow enough that you'll notice it < 1305936842 946443 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :$ ./shiro slowdown.b98 forks.b98 < 1305936843 131491 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shiro: WTF? Executed 32. < 1305936846 724112 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant what did you do........................ < 1305936861 399155 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :A bug in your space handling? HA HA < 1305936874 186841 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Is this a common reaction to slowdown? :-P < 1305936889 466431 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shiro/Interpreter.hs: else doIns val < 1305936889 548411 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shiro/Interpreter.hs:doIns :: Value -> Shiro () < 1305936889 548590 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shiro/Interpreter.hs:doIns 32 = error "WTF? Executed 32." < 1305936889 548752 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shiro/Interpreter.hs:doIns i | i < 32 || i > 126 = reflect < 1305936889 548854 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shiro/Interpreter.hs:doIns i = < 1305936890 193119 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shiro/Interpreter.hs: replicateM_ (fromIntegral n) (doIns =<< peek pos) < 1305936895 411089 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was a common reaction of CCBI's to various test things I've come up with < 1305936896 570178 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I call doIns literally twice, you must be doing something horrible :P < 1305936916 421012 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric : if isStringMode ip && val /= dquote < 1305936916 636491 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric : then push val < 1305936916 718286 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric : else doIns val < 1305936923 681666 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK but I toNextIns before that and toNextIns should never land on a space. < 1305936923 826043 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: kp such that the p is spaced over? < 1305936932 427293 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmm < 1305936936 337593 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Yes, I just checked < 1305936938 599501 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :k might be it indeed < 1305936942 649932 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric : replicateM_ (fromIntegral n) (doIns =<< peek pos) < 1305936947 502505 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So doIns should just nop on a space basically < 1305936947 903636 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or wait < 1305936954 962928 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does k have to skip spcaes < 1305936955 927931 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :spaces < 1305936964 809521 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm but I already /do/ nextInsPos < 1305937009 180754 :pumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1305937133 511585 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: What do you mean by "spaced over" anyway < 1305937158 14611 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :A space gets put on top of it < 1305937192 877986 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shiro is a haskell befunge interpreter? < 1305937212 280566 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patashu: Yes. < 1305937215 982541 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Gets put on top of it... when? < 1305937219 927639 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :In the k < 1305937220 931534 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :While k is executing? < 1305937226 793196 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: I, uh, think k takes a single tick for m < 1305937227 265739 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :me < 1305937231 473927 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that bad < 1305937235 478288 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, that's good < 1305937243 76640 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, you mean the thing inside the k spaces it ou < 1305937243 637711 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :t < 1305937246 2445 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What should happen in that event? < 1305937249 612230 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should it find the instruction after the spaces? < 1305937250 975107 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or just do nothing? < 1305937259 501477 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :The instruction is found only once < 1305937263 69452 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it continues looping < 1305937277 98100 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, right < 1305937284 263450 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So basically, k saves the instruction itself < 1305937302 714493 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric : ins <- peek pos < 1305937302 869395 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric : replicateM_ (fromIntegral n) (doIns ins) < 1305937303 808273 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :That was easy. < 1305937332 114993 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it /meant/ to take like over ten seconds before I see any output from a simple program? < 1305937345 674407 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably, given that Mycology takes over a second < 1305937357 841545 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although hmm < 1305937360 689362 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Bastard :P < 1305937363 192021 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Re: "over a second") < 1305937372 393331 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :If your program is slow it shouldn't be that slow, I don't think < 1305937373 510115 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It /used/ to just take a second, but then I had to go and clean up the frickin' code < 1305937380 530210 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: The program is forks.b9[eight] < 1305937384 934770 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, on the order of seconds anyway :-P < 1305937388 26539 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mycology seemed a bit mammoth to try < 1305937388 839588 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :As opposed to milliseconds < 1305937399 831507 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll try sanity.bf :P < 1305937415 895350 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :$ time ./shiro slowdown.b98 mycology/sanity.bf < 1305937416 157185 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 < 1305937416 239175 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :real 0m3.664s < 1305937416 659125 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dayum < 1305937424 984138 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1305937426 686774 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is a symptom of a slow fungespace, right? < 1305937432 231838 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not necessarily slow wrapping? < 1305937436 314029 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because sanity.bf doesn't even wrap. < 1305937463 712053 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slow wrapping would take minutes or hours, probably < 1305937476 972346 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :So be thankful it doesn't wrap if you have slow wrapping < 1305937493 271087 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: I have fast wrapping, just not when you pull shit like this ;) < 1305937521 755603 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :For a program as small as that, it might be a symptom of a slow stack < 1305937528 208876 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :As well as fungespace < 1305937535 783253 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Profile it to be sure :-P < 1305937538 613879 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't suppose haskell has a profiler? < 1305937570 401260 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patashu: Haskell is a language, it has no profiler indeed < 1305937575 651855 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GHC is an implementation of Haskell, it has an excellent profiler < 1305937584 577190 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :$ time ./shiro slowdown.b98 mycology/mycouser.b98 < 1305937584 736617 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^C < 1305937584 818199 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :real 2m14.510s < 1305937586 37016 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: welp < 1305937597 858906 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: Slow space and/or stack < 1305937599 785154 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also my fan is on full blast now < 1305937606 567853 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Well I do the global bounds thing still. < 1305937623 648796 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :My stack is just a Haskell list but pushing and popping shouldn't be slow < 1305937642 106470 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Check its max size if you can easily < 1305937697 602212 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can print out the size every tick? :P < 1305937717 505250 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you want to slow it down a shit-tonne more, go ahead :-P < 1305938124 795508 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric : It /used/ to just take a second, but then I had to go and clean up the frickin' code <-- fail at refactoring ;P < 1305938153 929069 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it involved a new monad stack < 1305938165 641266 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, slow I guess? < 1305938175 109180 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh < 1305938184 161188 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :just point eight s more on myco < 1305938207 21219 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patashu: http://www.haskell.org/ghc/docs/latest/html/users_guide/profiling.html < 1305938209 354211 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's quite a bit < 1305938216 541099 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :A.k.a. 45% < 1305938218 425875 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, more than the runtime of cfunge on it < 1305938224 154415 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant, ouch that is huge < 1305938224 236231 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shut up < 1305938234 286498 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, request rejected < 1305938238 452272 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll optimise later < 1305938242 404882 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah okay < 1305938254 316940 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :correctness first unlike cfunge by default >:) < 1305938259 371944 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(exact bounds) < 1305938282 954128 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, actually the exact bounds has been on by default for ages < 1305938296 983569 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bluh bluh < 1305938300 744652 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, besides it was due to a misunderstanding of the spec < 1305938304 126011 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :that it happened at all < 1305938306 342758 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :*shrug* < 1305938316 598372 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bluh bluh >:) < 1305938333 54410 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, and stop going "bluh bluh" when you realise you there is no way out of a discussion < 1305938337 811648 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :better to admit defeat :P < 1305938353 131412 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: Found out what's up yet? < 1305938385 455950 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Nope, taking a break < 1305938400 74281 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh well, I'm going to bed < 1305938558 659896 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod JOIN :#esoteric < 1305938614 425863 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :smae < 1305938616 372521 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :same* < 1305938736 599521 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1305940488 864671 :augur!~augur@129.2.129.35 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1305941269 901569 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patashu: No languages have a profiler. < 1305941275 793467 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Several language implementations do. < 1305941295 196838 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hah, I see < 1305941295 600753 :augur!~augur@pool-74-96-19-197.washdc.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1305941305 567932 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :3.5 hours until the beginning of the end. < 1305941315 961125 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope < 1305941319 324781 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :it happens at 6 pm < 1305941342 437069 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. 3.5 hours until it is 2011-05-21T18:00 in UTC+14. < 1305941351 406086 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, that's where you live? Alright < 1305941355 259920 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :6.5 hours heree < 1305941360 29467 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, lemme redo that. < 1305941383 484633 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, if I convert before the great earthquake reaches my time zone will I be saved? < 1305941517 192911 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :3.5 hours until 2011-05-21T18:00+14... < 1305942447 700594 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. Tar cannot store all possible UNIX files. < 1305942468 93029 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is impossible to archive a UNIX socket with tar. < 1305942486 936204 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is perfectly possible with cpio, though. < 1305943107 520340 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(UNIX sockets are similar to FIFOs in that they actually have entries in the filesystem) < 1305943222 501427 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why wouldn't it be able to? < 1305943249 580691 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because the archival format does not define a way to encode them. < 1305943275 897734 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't the idea that it's just a file, though? < 1305943284 429553 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a different type of file. < 1305943304 132894 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know, but I thought the idea of UNIX was that everything could be treated with the same interface - as a file < 1305943308 688467 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just like device files, FIFOs, and directories are different types of files, so an archival format needs to explicitly support them. < 1305943364 969559 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, but you can't just open a random file *as* a FIFO, device file, or UNIX socket. < 1305943379 200375 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You need to explicitly make them into those types of files. < 1305943400 4974 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, that's true < 1305943414 164028 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So an archival format needs to encode that information. < 1305943420 894469 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey JOIN :#esoteric < 1305943427 21041 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just like zip can't encode device files, tar can't encode UNIX sockets. < 1305943438 939076 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :'lo < 1305943464 480918 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw, 373-byte bog-slow BF interpreter in python: http://pubacc.wilcox-tech.com/~greaser/stuff/litebf3.py.txt < 1305943575 723915 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd also been working on an optimised interpreter though the best optimisation i had was the simplest (use a tree, use run lengths for >< and +-, and another program node for []) < 1305943609 224061 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :you only need the exec because you're compressing it, right? < 1305943612 461838 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1305943634 493103 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :my execless attempt was 384 bytes < 1305943689 144702 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Inexplicably, pax doesn't support UNIX sockets either. < 1305943690 926038 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok i hope this routing loop won't kill my connection < 1305943720 617853 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey QUIT :Quit: The Other Game < 1305943726 615188 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey JOIN :#esoteric < 1305943737 198348 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :much better, now on ethernet < 1305943768 977773 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd like to get a simple hub or switch for here though, i have a freedos desktop < 1305943777 757574 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it's got the drivers it needs or something like that) < 1305944430 525798 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok my optimised interpreter has been given a kick in the pants < 1305944553 652323 :augur!~augur@pool-74-96-19-197.washdc.east.verizon.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1305944575 604941 :augur!~augur@96.231.230.130 JOIN :#esoteric < 1305945011 737871 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric : btw, 373-byte bog-slow BF interpreter in python: http://pubacc.wilcox-tech.com/~greaser/stuff/litebf3.py.txt < 1305945019 20793 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :psht, it's below one hundred and sixty chars in C :) < 1305945083 372707 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds believable < 1305945089 227072 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, 160 < 240 < 1305945093 718043 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice one < 1305945193 333720 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :where bouts is that, btw? < 1305945202 752822 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :let me try and find it < 1305945206 62722 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://j.mearie.org/post/1181041789/brainfuck-interpreter-in-2-lines-of-c < 1305945210 5276 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :s[99],*r=s,*d,c;main(a,b){char*v=1[d=b];for(;c=*v++%93;)for(b=c&2,b=c%7?a&&(c&17 < 1305945210 371232 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :?c&1?(*r+=b-1):(r+=b-1):syscall(4-!b,b,r,1),0):v;b&&c|a**r;v=d)main(!c,&a);d=v;} < 1305945210 514557 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1305945231 74995 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1305945660 50893 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok i've just attempted a sudoku solver in prolog < 1305945679 368373 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, more of a brute forcer to be quite honest < 1305945883 910769 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :An hour and twenty minutes until the start of the Rapture, dudes. < 1305945893 176405 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :RIP Kiritimati < 1305945963 361710 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, 10pm where? < 1305945990 311610 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :10pm?? < 1305945993 884605 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's six pm local time. < 1305946003 219657 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Currently 16:44 on Kirtimati. < 1305946006 875445 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently it's supposed to be 10pm here < 1305946011 392874 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it's 14:47 here < 1305946015 94254 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :or something < 1305946017 855183 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it's six pm local time everywhere. < 1305946020 7147 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyhow, i think boardok_boxes() is a bit broke < 1305946038 579926 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :great, so we know the day AND the hour! < 1305946045 459258 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently we must be jesus' father < 1305946066 233549 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It respects timezones < 1305946067 950641 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is awfully nice < 1305946071 9774 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :daylight savings too I suppose < 1305946087 67522 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least it's no more implausible than the rest of christianity :) < 1305946141 612342 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually it doesn't even line up < 1305946145 627055 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :with christianity < 1305946158 919053 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :timezones are godgiven < 1305946160 568039 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :dst is man made < 1305946187 751718 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :those guys do this big thing on one verse that at least at first says they're wrong < 1305946196 934032 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :but they forgot to cover the "but my father only" bit < 1305946226 245708 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreaseMonkey: I wouldn't exactly be surprised to find out that the Bible contradicts itself about that :P < 1305946232 369042 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd need a ridiculous sized sudoku for brute force to not be optimal < 1305946368 127807 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops, found the mistake in this < 1305946371 305219 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :had a , instead of a . < 1305946473 734087 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :boardok(Board) :- boardok_boxes(Board), boardok_rows(Board), draw_board(Board), boardok_cols(Board), draw_board(Board), write('^ got one! ^\n'). < 1305946560 655619 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Somehow mycouser is magically fast now. < 1305946740 239882 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: It'd just be one more discrepancy, wouldn't it. < 1305946778 669200 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreaseMonkey: It's not even like they're citing an obscure interpretation of the Bible, though. < 1305946787 732308 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreaseMonkey: They're doing numerical games. < 1305946789 990984 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Literally. < 1305946822 893724 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think they're saying that jesus will arrive shaped like a thief < 1305946842 489250 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i'm sure that what the verse is referring to is jesus' return being unexpected < 1305946866 713847 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're /sure/? < 1305946873 881929 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sure it's moot. < 1305946889 335911 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :certainty in interpreting the bible is, historically, not the kind of certainty that turns out to be justified < 1305946959 521933 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :As there is no evidence for the veracity of any of the *other* supernatural claims out there, it seems moot that there's any veracity in the supernatural claims of a handful of shepherds and fishermen 2000 years ago, that happened to be a succesful meme. < 1305946973 92084 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, lemme rephrase that. < 1305947006 402980 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"It seems moot to discuss the interpretation of the supernatural claims of a handful of shepherds and fishermen 2000 years ago, that happened to be a succesful meme." < 1305947020 27988 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There, that seems a bit more like what I meant. < 1305947056 330841 :PoohBear_!~Pooh@c-98-202-198-182.hsd1.ut.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1305947062 650228 :PoohBear_!~Pooh@c-98-202-198-182.hsd1.ut.comcast.net PART :#esoteric < 1305947103 529129 :augur!~augur@96.231.230.130 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1305947650 388666 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, i haven't found a single board yet that fulfils both boxes and rows < 1305947729 650430 :augur!~augur@129.2.129.35 JOIN :#esoteric < 1305948738 280658 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3bkmD-70e4 < 1305948868 754294 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Half an hour until the Rapture begins. < 1305948964 673335 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay. < 1305949186 272546 :azaq23!~derivecto@unaffiliated/azaq23 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1305949226 169683 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :msnbc says the world is likely to end at 6 pm on the east coast actually. < 1305949235 307133 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :credible source. < 1305949263 587808 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: As has been much discussed, it will be 2011-05-21T18:00 in each time zone. < 1305949277 456532 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it's 20 minutes until that time in UTC+14. < 1305949341 15061 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's UTC+12 here < 1305949347 307401 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually uhh < 1305949358 772598 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION np pink floyd - another brick in the wall pt 2 (live)
< 1305949375 323284 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i think it's utc+12 < 1305949382 61572 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :we're in may which i believe is not DST < 1305949405 120888 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: ah, I'm glad God is sensitive to our time zone standardizations. < 1305949415 458442 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric : msnbc says the world is likely to end at 6 pm on the east coast actually. < 1305949417 483316 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Likely"? < 1305949423 882759 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: ...yep. < 1305949428 280434 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's American news for you. < 1305949433 363030 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :link me, I gotta see this. < 1305949444 446349 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://powerwall.msnbc.msn.com/business/your-guide-to-the-end-of-the-world-1688853.story < 1305949449 283916 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's written tongue-in-cheek, I think. < 1305949460 917087 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :As far as more RELIABLE sources -- i.e. this channel -- go, it's twenty-two minutes until the island Kirtimati gets an unfortunate case of the raptures. < 1305949470 682788 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And so it begins. < 1305949480 322323 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: that's The Daily Beast, not msnbc < 1305949486 273581 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :msnbc just appear to syndicate it < 1305949509 253919 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1305949517 366205 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The problem is... < 1305949524 408735 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Camping says only 200 million will go zoop into the sky. < 1305949528 355116 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh yay we're getting called by 91867 again < 1305949533 641322 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So converting to Christianity is pretty much pointless. < 1305949539 376013 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn... < 1305949542 418491 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Satanism? < 1305949544 602805 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :BUT < 1305949547 838359 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :where'd he get that number? < 1305949554 937728 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreaseMonkey: Bullshit. < 1305949558 188516 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreaseMonkey: Dude, this is religion. < 1305949560 353208 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you really have to ask? < 1305949562 822067 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The answer is: his ass. < 1305949570 382340 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: Even if nobody gets raptured, though, the horrible earthquake shit will still start. < 1305949579 502722 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So we should get reports of the aforementioned earthquake shit soon enough. < 1305949593 476841 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :well if he can't back it from the bible he's not a very reliable prophet < 1305949607 75859 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn... I better get a hot air balloon. < 1305949610 78089 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreaseMonkey: And being able to back it from the bible would make him any more reliable? < 1305949611 207560 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think not. < 1305949620 323889 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :well if the bible is true then yeah < 1305949622 684660 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: Yes. That is the only solution. < 1305949633 254856 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreaseMonkey: And if Camping is right, then yeah, Camping is reliable too. < 1305949633 410788 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :but if he's claiming to be a christian, it needs to "line up" < 1305949644 18862 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreaseMonkey: Well, he /has/ "backed" it. < 1305949646 594840 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :With a bunch of numerology. < 1305949656 162751 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, the Christians do pull shit out of their ass often. < 1305949658 60056 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the somethingth anniversary of Jesus kicking the bucket or something like that. < 1305949659 616762 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :(hint: if you ever get a call from 91867... find an old computer that doesn't connect to the internet that isn't even x86) < 1305949669 568943 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreaseMonkey: what < 1305949682 304834 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :91867 do a phishing scam using remote desktop < 1305949693 995950 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently your computer is broken and they need to run a program to fix it < 1305949705 122233 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :(if you have caller ID, that number might show up) < 1305949706 556925 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what kind of phone system is this < 1305949711 168097 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have no idea < 1305949711 267425 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :91867 has like two digits < 1305949714 494784 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :phone numbers are longer than that < 1305949718 900450 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Discordian numerology would suggest that the world ended last Thursday. I think Camping needs to rethink his numbers. People go get civil engineering degrees and suddenly they think they can be an apocalypse mathematician... hogwash! < 1305949720 254567 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm wait utc+twelve you said < 1305949721 986297 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :new zealand? < 1305949731 913344 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1305949736 342979 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :two hours until your rapture, I hope you enjoy it < 1305949751 200205 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote apocalypi < 1305949752 772344 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​115) I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... < 1305949758 723622 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :well if New Zeland only has 100 people per zip code... < 1305949763 738238 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :er area code < 1305949778 342013 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well you /are/ all uncivilised backwater sheepfuckers, so I'm hardly surprised. < 1305949856 395483 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: wouldn't it be great if all of the Christians vanished and then nothing bad happened? That's almost like atheist heaven. < 1305949867 161868 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: um, no? < 1305949873 543391 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe anti-Christian heaven. < 1305949886 992959 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: It'd be better if all of the atheists vanished and were lifted into heaven. < 1305949889 111505 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :even then, you'd have to put up with serious infrastructure loss. < 1305949899 402323 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: ...sure. If you want to take my joke literally, as is the case often on this channel... < 1305949901 177115 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"You are rewarded with this, for not believing in things for which there are no evidence." < 1305949908 1518 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: YEP < 1305949913 422969 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Note, though, that many in this paradise would hate God still. But hey, atheist heaven. < 1305949920 269632 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: you lifted that from a dresden codak comic :D < 1305949938 271274 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: Yeah, yeah, I know. < 1305949948 875167 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: Atheist heaven is a neat concept. < 1305949981 863673 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :boy i'm tired < 1305949991 152288 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And demonstrates just how little evidence we have for a "god", anyways. If there were a god, from the evidence we have, he really *could* have set up heaven for atheists. < 1305949993 945697 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: I see the infrastructure loss as an opportunity for benevolent non-Christian people to take charge and make the world a better place. Like corporations. Yeah, corporations. < 1305950002 491923 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: yeaaaaaaaaah no < 1305950038 373846 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: or, barring that, an excellent opportunity to test various anarchist theories. < 1305950044 117474 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :IT is such an ungodly trade. It needs to be more rapture ready < 1305950047 98346 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's anarchy got to do with this < 1305950048 928137 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: Actually, all the Christians leaving would fuck shit up pretty quick... < 1305950052 217060 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :besides, there are plenty of perfectly good/intelligent christian people. well i guess it depends how you define christian... if you mean raving fundamentalists, then it'd probably be no big loss, but they're relatively harmless anyway, so it's not really beneficial < 1305950074 733056 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: Let me ask you, what would happen to the world economy if 85% of the US population disappeared? < 1305950077 335719 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, you're talking about over a billion people here < 1305950080 565633 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Over two billion it seems < 1305950089 292726 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: of course. I didn't mean to imply that. I was speaking of what would if society in mostly Christian Western nations collapsed as a result. < 1305950097 685158 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/would/would happen/ < 1305950112 628852 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it doesn't really make any sense as something you'd want; even if you're anti-Christianity, disliking Christian people for it is idiotic :) < 1305950117 78591 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: well, sure. < 1305950141 153167 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: I don't think most anarchists view a total natural-disaster-esque (that's what it'd be like) event that plunges society into chaos to be the ideal kind of transition though :) < 1305950159 10343 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf, wikipedia says there's only about a million wiccans < 1305950165 151201 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :well no. But idealism is always the flaw with those anarchists, you know... < 1305950173 942598 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i realise it's a tiny modern sect but that's still weird < 1305950185 968793 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :gotta work with what you get. < 1305950198 88373 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sigh, it is getting bright :( < 1305950223 443366 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: Neopaganism tends to be a hard sell. < 1305950249 8477 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: I guess it's just because wiccans tend to be loud about it ;-P < 1305950254 705829 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow that's a weirdo smiley. < 1305950260 593363 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Small sects tend to be. < 1305950288 750345 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :For instance, Raëlism. < 1305950306 416547 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: How many Discordians are there? < 1305950320 465589 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you want a weird smiley, take this :-ṕ < 1305950328 196914 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: hmm, I would say that Raëlism tends to attract people who are already crazy, though :) < 1305950339 928050 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: the number is probably suppressed or diminished in some way as part of a conspiracy theory. Yep. < 1305950341 825809 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: Highly debatable. < 1305950361 477241 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: Well, yeah, that is Raëlism for you. < 1305950362 137380 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whereas neopaganism tends to (and I realise this is an incredibly biased observation) snap up teens before or after they become nihilists :P < 1305950368 800579 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreaseMonkey: that sure is a weird smiley < 1305950370 796237 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is that accent even < 1305950378 662349 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: there's about three discordians < 1305950385 242671 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :idunno, it just exists in unicode < 1305950399 951652 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-Đ < 1305950400 292504 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::ð < 1305950403 252484 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::ß < 1305950404 666284 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::ŋ < 1305950405 910087 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::ħ < 1305950407 548144 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::ĸ < 1305950409 499817 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::ł < 1305950411 14674 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: i thought there were 5 < 1305950411 422664 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::» < 1305950420 247189 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreaseMonkey: no. three. don't give in to the deception. < 1305950420 884040 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-ő < 1305950434 657929 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric ::� seems interesting < 1305950447 963895 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :It looks like his mouth is disintegrating into the air < 1305950452 93362 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least on fixedsys excelsior < 1305950463 949325 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: I noticed a mild hangup in my network connection when rapture occured somewhere. :D < 1305950465 370447 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreaseMonkey: Let's just say that Discordianism is hard to define well enough to give a count of its members. < 1305950468 850352 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :people /use/ fixedsys excelsior? < 1305950468 968049 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :must mean something. < 1305950473 88857 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess masochism never dies < 1305950476 880549 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh snap < 1305950478 961102 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the rapture did just happen < 1305950482 522720 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :can someone check the news < 1305950484 307632 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Any earthquakes? < 1305950486 40542 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric ::X̴̪͕̜̭̻̪̝͚͈͒̂͆̏̎̌ͧ < 1305950489 156262 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :did kiritimati just get fucked < 1305950489 961540 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like fixedsys and I like unicode < 1305950491 119804 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :jesus guys < 1305950491 871654 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's a guy to do < 1305950500 760120 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patashu: stop liking fixedsys? :) < 1305950505 92613 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1305950512 717148 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Queen reveals she is a huge fan of The X Factor" < 1305950514 460946 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :jesus < 1305950519 272431 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :just clicked on google news to see about any earthquakes < 1305950519 993511 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ａｉｉｉｉｉｉｉｉｉ！ < 1305950522 259272 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I need to start a rumour that fixedsys is the lord's own fonttype < 1305950523 600201 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :then suddenly lost faith in my monarch < 1305950525 568045 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't think it'd be catchy < 1305950526 298031 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :THANKS GOOGLE < 1305950531 63450 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :just kidding, i don't give a shit about the queen < 1305950539 490947 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://news.google.co.uk/news/search?aq=f&pz=1&cf=all&ned=uk&hl=en&q=earthquake < 1305950543 754994 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK I DON'T SEE ANY EARTHQUAKES < 1305950546 116744 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't be silly, it changes over time < 1305950553 17804 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :a 5.9 earthquake! oh noes < 1305950562 433966 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in Turkey, fifteen hours ago < 1305950564 978991 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :the lord's font at the moment is that particular sans font that shows up in the later NLTs and NIVs < 1305950568 658468 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :PREEMPTIVE RAPTUREQUAKE < 1305950572 930208 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :but aren't there meant to be signs and wonders up until the rapture? < 1305950594 666281 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreaseMonkey: Well, you win the award for "most questionable definition of The Lord's Font of the day" :P < 1305950601 963986 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patashu: No, it's a stealth rapture. < 1305950609 782707 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also a raptor. < 1305950611 779783 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that like a stealth fighter < 1305950616 790185 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1305950618 626039 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does it reflect radar < 1305950627 295120 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: i was going by the typefaces that bibles tend to be printed in < 1305950645 683977 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreaseMonkey: There are plenty more translations than NIV and NLT :P < 1305950649 940554 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a gideon's NKJV with a ridiculously bold-looking serifed one < 1305950652 870379 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :and yes i know that < 1305950655 311914 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although I don't have any stats < 1305950671 432717 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :i realised that the ESV doesn't seem to have the same font as those though < 1305950676 536201 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :A meta-analysis of fonttypes used for bibles < 1305950681 699416 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :not sure if the CEV has it < 1305950687 686934 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gideons... I wonder if they actually convert enough people to justify the ridiculous effort < 1305950693 715938 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :not sure if you can even get the GNB anymore but that uses a serifed font < 1305950706 234865 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if they've converted a single person. < 1305950712 218459 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :b҉o҉o҉m҉҉҉҉ < 1305950713 984388 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm always really tempted to take the Gideon's Bible whenever I see it in a hotel room, but I'm not sure that's allowed? < 1305950717 802064 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I gather they usually do deals with the hotels these days < 1305950722 501623 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rather than actually bothering to go in and put them there < 1305950729 23116 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :If they were doing it manually it'd be legal of course < 1305950764 844363 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: is the moon made out of blood at your locale? < 1305950777 147738 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: yes. < 1305950778 176701 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I'll be. There *was* an earthquake vaguely near 6PM, UTC+14. < 1305950781 812285 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wrong location, though. < 1305950788 557594 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: HAHA < 1305950789 946819 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: Where? < 1305950791 932533 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Papua New Guinea. < 1305950795 195570 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Link? < 1305950797 869581 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :should be a standard way to measure the occurance of a biblical standards-compliant rapture. < 1305950799 715675 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/strong-65-magnitude-earthquake-hits-off-coast-of-papua-new-guinea/story-e6frf7jx-1226056555864 < 1305950802 162285 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And how close is Papua New Guinea? < 1305950812 314355 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :To Kititbstibst, that is. < 1305950816 971033 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...rather close, globally speaking < 1305950827 307071 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, how close is it? Half an hour before? < 1305950828 510944 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :aͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥ < 1305950835 647238 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: ? < 1305950847 665327 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: Approx. half an hour before, yeah. < 1305950855 1908 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey PRIVMSG #esoteric :k͆͆͆͆͆͆͆͆͆͆͆͆͆͆͆ < 1305950861 788210 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: Startin' to believe a little :P < 1305950870 643128 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Man I SHOULD BE IN BED but I am busy talking about the rapture?? < 1305950873 494322 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In UTC+10, though? < 1305950888 507665 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, sorry, the date is "May 16". < 1305950894 282245 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Never mind*. < 1305950894 603099 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1305950895 362975 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh :P < 1305950900 937703 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fuck you :P < 1305950903 711818 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gettin' my hopes up and all that < 1305950917 886763 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like to think that in the ellipsis oerjan typed up there, he started beliving < 1305950920 701608 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[asterisk]believing < 1305950982 773604 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I guess this is kind of what 2012 will be like too. < 1305950989 978588 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/ < 1305951007 611174 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: What -- boring? < 1305951015 674815 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm hoping 2012 will be more like what happens in Shadowrun where magic reawakens in our world. Or was that 2013? < 1305951030 479724 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: some mild anticipation and boredom, yes. < 1305951036 212952 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: This map is harshing my vibe. Is there just an ordered-by-time list? < 1305951054 44258 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/quakes_big.php < 1305951054 261253 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: you can do anything with Perl... < 1305951062 304637 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: not at five am. < 1305951071 195821 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And not if you want to stay happy with yourself and not at all suicidal. < 1305951081 650013 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :well.... okay. < 1305951082 544854 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS best name < 1305951093 289355 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Georgia_and_the_South_Sandwich_Islands < 1305951095 447813 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :DEPUTY POSTMASTER < 1305951192 66770 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: WTF. P in FIXP (multiply by pi) doesn't take fixed point as argument. < 1305951242 452401 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :?hoogle sign < 1305951242 551506 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Control.Concurrent.QSem signalQSem :: QSem -> IO () < 1305951242 633463 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Control.Concurrent.QSemN signalQSemN :: QSemN -> Int -> IO () < 1305951242 714538 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Prelude significand :: RealFloat a => a -> a < 1305951244 110634 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :?hoogle signum < 1305951244 212390 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Prelude signum :: Num a => a -> a < 1305951311 645478 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y'know, if the claims were actually true, I think that all countries but Kiribati could postpone the end inevitably. < 1305951331 67863 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: Like I said, if you try and tricky bullshit, God will just smite you. < 1305951332 556913 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :By having an emergency meeting of their legislatures and declaring their local time to be UTC-several trillion. < 1305951338 472254 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: Camping was a civil engineer. It's possible he got his math wrong. < 1305951345 932601 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway Christians wouldn't /want/ to. < 1305951350 329311 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't the rapture something they /want/? < 1305951407 408814 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: It's been demonstrated that Christians are more likely to want large amounts of life support to put off death for a bit longer, y'know. < 1305951425 56433 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I don't have a citation handy, sadly) < 1305951431 525694 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: Christians? Afraid of death? Surely not. < 1305951450 297103 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :...wrong person :P < 1305951457 85520 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: Yah, but... < 1305951460 68491 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: It's the frickin' rapture. < 1305951465 737008 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :God's practically BEGGING you to come home. < 1305951538 894195 :TeruFSX!~quassel@71-210-136-53.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1305951565 354928 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: Would work just fine for non-Christian legislatures, though. < 1305951732 445791 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1305952065 69377 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't civil engineers have to have a factor of safety of 2 < 1305952069 305023 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :So we need to wait twice as long as what he said < 1305952080 203769 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :14k years? < 1305952104 344220 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :aww.. no rapture for us. < 1305952140 66355 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Guess that means I get to sin more. < 1305952152 310418 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :After all, the only reason I'm an atheist is so I can sin without consequence. < 1305952187 9587 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: Alternative reason: it's a "phase" < 1305952207 80364 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sigh* < 1305952214 557665 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So condescending. < 1305952617 453529 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hoogle doRapture < 1305952617 608528 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :No results found < 1305952640 235023 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :..okay, I'm fairly certain the world isn't going to end now. < 1305952657 582385 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sooooo < 1305952660 2367 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :any earthquakes? < 1305952677 174267 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. My dad is a Christian and he still walks on the earth. < 1305952684 385524 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :so... there's that. < 1305952718 212476 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :no blood-moon. Or recognizable horsemen. < 1305952755 770424 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :two hundred million only < 1305952758 36178 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you even paying attention jesus < 1305952763 96832 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: Well, it'd happen at 2011-05-21T18:00 local time. < 1305952781 826378 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless you live in eastern Kiribati, it's not happened yet. < 1305952788 538927 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh, I think if God were going to rapturize us he would do it all at once. < 1305952814 432341 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The claim is that it's happening at 2011-05-21T18:00 in each time zone. < 1305952824 984363 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have you even been paying attention? < 1305952832 997105 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you even have earthquakes not along fault lines < 1305952838 807063 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only barely. < 1305952850 69172 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patashu: see: God :P < 1305952856 649713 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patashu: Zombie IESVS. < 1305952867 369980 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :man this is shitty < 1305952868 993459 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want a fucking rapture < 1305952871 609047 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :its early and im bored < 1305952875 73613 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or at least a raptor. < 1305952884 193086 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...not _that_ bored. < 1305952891 608530 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm boreder < 1305952898 344978 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's plank in preparation for the rapture < 1305952900 246801 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Got any billboards? < 1305952910 152058 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: yes that bored. < 1305952919 927315 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the world is very boring and nothing fun ever happens. < 1305952990 166501 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: how's the rapture in norway (they get arpture early because are dumb) < 1305953003 124368 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :very quiet so far < 1305953019 986583 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :THE QUIET SOUND OF DEATH < 1305953238 973471 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: you could invest your energies in formulating a proof by contradiction of Christianity as a whole. Or you could find a way to profit off of this. If it's already too late to do that, then you can start profiting on 2012. < 1305953273 942582 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :sell funny t-shirts, posters, mugs, etc. < 1305953292 357202 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does it matter whether Christianity contradicts itself? < 1305953304 542169 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :well.. no < 1305953316 734205 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is perfectly possible to make a belief system just as unlikely that does not contradict itself, after all, and I'd feel no compulsion to believe in that. < 1305953327 453211 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I don't see why the opposite would apply (stop believing in something because it's contradictory). < 1305953369 849170 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :One should only believe that which there is evidence for. < 1305953382 572265 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :makes sense to me. the inverse condition isn't going to be truth if the original is true, so... INVALID POINT. < 1305953389 932701 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whether or not things without evidence are consistent or not is completely and utterly irrelevant. < 1305953402 705623 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_: inverse or converse, for that matter. < 1305953463 493737 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: Point is: believing in Christianity is a mistake not because it might contradict itself, but because it makes outrageous claims that don't pay their dues (they don't offer useful predictive power) and gives no justification for them. < 1305953509 744502 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Point is: ...I had no point to begin with. < 1305953533 386937 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :profiting from 2012 seems like a much better use of time actually. < 1305953593 276709 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :or somehow design a doomsday-themed esolang... < 1305953626 133972 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Rapture < 1305953627 704774 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it sucks >:) < 1305953645 221094 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if Timwi is seriously not going to edit until Graue sysops him which is not going to happen ... < 1305953648 475607 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1305953828 250073 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1305953832 656827 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: its five five seven am < 1305953835 230609 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :should i go to slep :/ < 1305953842 205026 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey happy hour anneverseryu of pocalypse < 1305953848 49523 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know let me think about it. -opens python- < 1305953853 840080 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreaseMonkey: brace yourself for apoaalypse in hour < 1305953874 236414 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :>>> random.choice(["sleep", "don't"]) < 1305953874 357251 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :"don't" < 1305953903 213897 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i did my own science < 1305953904 580166 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :>>> random.choice(["sleep", "don't"]) < 1305953907 144731 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"butts" < 1305953907 515893 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::/ < 1305953913 164235 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess my python is broken < 1305953924 489361 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :...hmmm, yeah sounds like a bug in random < 1305953932 306910 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or a bug < 1305953933 650980 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the universe < 1305953941 813464 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :should probably not go to sleep and report it immediately. < 1305953984 586772 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :here i have an idea < 1305953985 535282 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :to trick myself < 1305953989 449046 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what if i go to TRY OUT going to sleep < 1305953990 343915 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so like < 1305953991 696804 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if i don't like it < 1305953995 638600 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can just get up and stop going to sleep < 1305953996 155393 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1305953998 705224 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that'll trick me because < 1305954002 565805 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll fall asleep before i realise it < 1305954009 761400 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoops now i've told myself how it works it won't work < 1305954014 161993 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :...uh. sure. < 1305954021 780704 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah ok fuck this shit bye < 1305954030 73152 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I find that taking melatonin helps with that. < 1305954056 180067 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i got some thanks to utah apparently being collectively stupid enough to not realise that it's prescription only here? < 1305954063 880506 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or, i looked it up and it isn't and they're just planning to make it that < 1305954067 895277 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but in the meantime they're telling everyone it already is < 1305954075 927489 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because if you fool enough people that's pretty much the same thing as making it law but easier?? < 1305954077 464332 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :god knows < 1305954081 144656 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but im pretty much tired enough anyway < 1305954083 196334 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey QUIT :Quit: The Other Game < 1305954085 733880 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :as is obvious from how stupid these words are < 1305954090 859466 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i dont think ill have any problem falling unconscious < 1305954184 936132 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey CakeProphet the obligation falls on you to remind me to implement the rest of fixp kthx bai < 1305954396 610548 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh, I'm sure I'll remember that. < 1305954467 277425 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.248 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1305954548 863154 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :... There's *germ theory denialists*‽ < 1305954582 851504 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, you can't see germs < 1305954584 548988 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Prove they exist < 1305954681 896758 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have observed them. < 1305954697 23109 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh yeah, forgot about microscopes < 1305954698 621412 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dunno then < 1305954808 543882 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Microscopes? More like deceptive little microdemons! < 1305955078 411807 :augur!~augur@129.2.129.35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :HAPPY RAPTURE EVERYONE! < 1305955144 38090 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not yet! < 1305955150 53077 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :it isn't rapture in America, Home of Jesus yet < 1305955163 606016 :augur!~augur@129.2.129.35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ofcourse but todays THE DAY < 1305955472 301075 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Chatham Islands, 6:09 PM < 1305955517 227698 :augur!~augur@129.2.129.35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :D: < 1305955707 45138 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay, mathnews! < 1305956255 523454 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-4-63.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is today the day anyway < 1305956259 706303 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-4-63.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's this all about, i've been ignoring it < 1305956271 6020 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-4-63.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought it was supposed to be 2012 for the mayan thing, so this must be something else? < 1305956438 637014 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :myndzi: it's the rapture < 1305956544 691958 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-4-63.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that doesn't really help me any < 1305956548 177709 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-4-63.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :who decided it's the rapture? < 1305956558 878749 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :a guy < 1305956561 549571 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :it said so in the bible < 1305956562 778330 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :he found it < 1305956564 655015 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :so he's right < 1305956572 768696 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :you better hope you get lifted to heaven < 1305956599 714492 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-4-63.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1305956603 290108 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-4-63.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm definitely going to hell < 1305956895 239797 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you have to wait until October for that < 1305956911 103858 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1305957793 848522 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1305958031 744276 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why the pfargtle were there so many damned cops? < 1305958049 596863 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I saw like 4. On the same block. At the same time. Just crusing. < 1305958104 845101 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1305958140 273866 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@209-6-232-56.c3-0.sbo-ubr1.sbo.ma.cable.rcn.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1305958143 950527 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@209-6-232-56.c3-0.sbo-ubr1.sbo.ma.cable.rcn.com QUIT :Changing host < 1305958144 32449 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod JOIN :#esoteric < 1305958503 113741 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, it's passed 6pm in the UTC+12 timezone, now < 1305958506 658389 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :any evidence of rapture? < 1305958577 518243 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope. < 1305958591 372546 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nor was there any in UTC+13 or UTC+14. < 1305958616 262321 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's also going to be 6pm in UTC+11:30 soon. < 1305958618 605342 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :do those timezones exist? < 1305958624 867430 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+13 and +14, that is < 1305958630 716641 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1305958632 923773 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought there were no timezones more than 12 from UTC < 1305958636 65212 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently I was wrong < 1305958648 639385 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kiribati is UTC+12, UTC+13, and UTC+14. < 1305958693 848235 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :New Zealand is UTC+12 (UTC+13 daylight), UTC+12:45 (UTC+13:45 daylight), UTC-10, and UTC-11. < 1305958731 71591 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aaand that's the set of UTC+12+ timezoned countries. < 1305958785 262760 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Any rapturing yet? < 1305958794 416089 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, I like the way we're covering this more or less the same way Ilari covers IPv4 exhaustion < 1305958815 380795 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Total, utter nerdiness? Yeah, it is pretty nice. :) < 1305960146 135700 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay, UTC+11:30 rapture! < 1305961192 322419 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :UTC+11 rapture! < 1305961324 52942 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoo. < 1305961371 861366 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it happened? < 1305961644 683154 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :somehow that seems a little unlikely < 1305962308 857640 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: The time *of* the rapture occured. < 1305962327 861960 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The rapture itself, of course, did not, and is extraordinarily unlikely to ever occur. < 1305962413 621910 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ < 1305962426 484106 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :THAT'S WHAT WE THINK < 1305962527 343517 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :38 minutes until the rapture in my local time < 1305962543 773028 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :COUNT DOWN < 1305962547 407743 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :37 < 1305962715 269122 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And UTC+10:30 rapture in 5 minutes. < 1305962737 559174 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fucking Australia, with its :30 time zones. < 1305962784 264643 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops missed a few minutes. 34 < 1305963264 418710 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :26 < 1305963507 764491 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.ticotimes.net/News/News-Briefs/Chaos-in-Costa-Rica-s-Congress_Sunday-May-01-2011 < 1305963601 643404 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :20 < 1305963675 682497 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know, I think the time zone confusion is a deliberate tactic < 1305963688 63505 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Instead of the rapturemania fissling out all at once, it does so over a longer period because no one's sure quite when it's meant to happen < 1305963879 451859 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :15... < 1305964189 508305 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :10... < 1305964873 548459 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm; I see no new minutes announced. Must've been raptored. < 1305964917 979525 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope still here < 1305966003 520852 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1305966326 994373 :augur!~augur@129.2.129.35 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1305966839 740394 :augur!~augur@129.2.129.35 JOIN :#esoteric < 1305967128 286643 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is now in Act 5 Part 2
< 1305967199 26097 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1305967418 180366 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1305967553 923752 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1305968075 217418 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, has the Rapture started? < 1305968075 337533 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. < 1305968244 526463 :cheater897!~cheater11@ip-80-226-46-98.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm.. someone on freecycle is giving away an orgon radiator. should i get it? < 1305968441 239803 :Slereah!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-34-16.w92-135.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1305968647 259337 :Slereah!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-21-206.w92-135.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1305968961 389718 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't even know what those things are < 1305969213 724893 :Zwaarddijk!miekko@infa.abo.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course you should < 1305969249 25435 :Zwaarddijk!miekko@infa.abo.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: orgone is a "force" that psychologist Wilhelm Reich posited surrounds us and influences us < 1305969259 642499 :Zwaarddijk!miekko@infa.abo.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgone < 1305969267 335256 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1305969279 778204 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would anyone ever try to give away one of those, then? < 1305969432 461053 :Zwaarddijk!miekko@infa.abo.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :because they're useless? < 1305969452 879299 :Zwaarddijk!miekko@infa.abo.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I bet some people have inherited them and have no desire to use them for any reason wahtsoever < 1305972137 372570 :cheater897!~cheater11@ip-80-226-46-98.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i'll drop the guy an email. < 1305972232 220883 :cheater897!~cheater11@ip-80-226-46-98.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's also giving away a foot rest, which i might pick up because it's practical. < 1305973302 831898 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :cheater897. < 1305973310 728490 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does it look like? < 1305973318 992701 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could always purpose it for something practical. < 1305973322 28429 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :re* < 1305973340 69177 :BeholdMyGlory!~behold@unaffiliated/beholdmyglory JOIN :#esoteric < 1305973532 412031 :FireFly!~firefly@unaffiliated/firefly JOIN :#esoteric < 1305973856 192619 :cheater897!~cheater11@ip-80-226-46-98.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i asked for photos < 1305973873 514387 :cheater897!~cheater11@ip-80-226-46-98.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hope it's small - then i can use it as a door stop or a futuristic paperweight. < 1305975711 370932 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan QUIT :Quit: 1... 2... 3... HUGS! :D < 1305975719 280283 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan JOIN :#esoteric < 1305976031 285805 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hugs cheater897
< 1305976047 18240 :cheater897!~cheater11@ip-80-226-46-98.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :lulz < 1305976050 562878 :cheater897!~cheater11@ip-80-226-46-98.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hugz back.
< 1305976056 900366 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric ::3 < 1305976423 18533 :augur!~augur@129.2.129.35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone interested in seeing my undoubtedly crap fast-as-hell intro to type theory with the simply typed and dependently typed lambda calculus? < 1305976427 494226 :augur!~augur@129.2.129.35 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::X < 1305976626 694125 :augur!~augur@129.2.129.35 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1305976654 897042 :cheater897!~cheater11@ip-80-226-46-98.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lymia, aww, that's so cute. i could eat you whole. < 1305976684 418973 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-90-188.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1305976684 500121 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-90-188.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1305976684 500258 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1305976886 421235 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :D= < 1305976894 85612 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1305976942 395740 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure < 1305977438 978785 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster JOIN :#esoteric < 1305977770 927340 :augur!~augur@208.58.6.161 JOIN :#esoteric < 1305978383 143650 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1305978595 376451 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1305979555 523915 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[[When a new queen is available, the workers will kill the reigning queen by "balling" her, colloquially known as "cuddle death"; clustering tightly around her until she dies from overheating.]] — [[wp:Queen bee]] < 1305979558 527649 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cuddle death! < 1305979583 756040 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hugs Phantom_Hoover <#
< 1305979585 140962 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :<3* < 1305979608 257741 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION menaces Lymia with a brick until she leaves him alone.
< 1305979613 727499 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1305979617 697561 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :But... < 1305979618 727144 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hugs! < 1305979629 994179 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who could not ilke them. < 1305979631 655404 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :like* < 1305979632 768298 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :D= < 1305979643 567471 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME I KNOW AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT WHEN I SEE ONE < 1305979651 892326 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :;-; < 1305979741 975157 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Buckfast bee" < 1305979754 16067 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please please please let it brew Buckfast instead of honey. < 1305979800 438078 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh, termites are closely related to cockroaches. < 1305980735 29583 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/may/21/jon-ronson-how-to-spot-a-psychopath < 1305980736 529441 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ronson! < 1305980742 397280 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I nodded and thought it probably wasn't a great idea for prison libraries to stock books about Ted Bundy." < 1305982543 56484 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders why his Facebook tab is taking steadily more memory by the second.
< 1305983512 670241 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, ... you use facebook? < 1305983539 473402 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes Vorpal have you considered that you are in fact not the only person in the world. < 1305983593 883187 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, what has that got to do with it < 1305983602 219593 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, I'm just surprised you use facebook < 1305983611 441160 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty sure elliott does not for example < 1305983625 715990 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :and I would have assumed you would be one to dislike facebook as well < 1305983629 887255 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes this is because I made the mistake of having RL friends. < 1305983639 865164 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, poor you < 1305983653 480608 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I do dislike it, I just use it for communication with them. < 1305984248 336982 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, tell them to connect to #esoteric < 1305984256 804367 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ahahahahahahahano < 1305984305 651721 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :why not < 1305984376 724568 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because they are mostly idiots. < 1305984385 875779 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions < 1305984399 253380 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, common misconceptions. < 1305985218 92674 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, spider anatomy is more interesting than I thought. < 1305985330 996580 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1305985357 402363 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod JOIN :#esoteric < 1305985367 217280 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dammit, now I want a shirt made of Nephila silk, to go with my ring made of tantalum-180m. < 1305985380 400164 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I don't end up a billionaire I am going to go deeply unsatisfied. < 1305985784 347863 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Quit: MSN: Patashu@hotmail.com , Gmail: Patashu0@gmail.com , AIM: Patashu0 , YIM: patashu2 . < 1305985817 849658 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a great list < 1305985865 394185 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed, although I'm currently looking up spiders. < 1305985892 205054 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you think there should be a list of uncommon misconceptions, to go alongside it? < 1305985892 548179 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portia_(genus) < 1305985904 374046 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I, for one, welcome our new spider overlords. < 1305985929 568119 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would reference "Insect Nation" but it's a song so it doesn't fit as well. < 1305985958 987765 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Glass is not a high-viscosity liquid at room temperature: it is an amorphous solid, although it does have some chemical properties normally associated with liquids." < 1305985999 394938 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I particularly hate that one because it's one of those myths that has attained critical mass, so it's an uphill struggle convincing anyone it's wrong. < 1305986256 404690 :cheater897!~cheater11@ip-80-226-46-98.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, most people just don't understand the way glass flows (very, very slowly) all the time. i mean otherwise why would you have bubbles of air in glass, right? < 1305986547 629653 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the flowing of glass prevents these bubbles? < 1305986555 524456 :aloril!~aloril@dsl-tkubrasgw3-fe7ef900-153.dhcp.inet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1305986593 353702 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1305986604 360725 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry about that, my father disconnected the router again. < 1305986612 556487 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod PRIVMSG #esoteric :"he observation that old windows are sometimes found to be thicker at the bottom than at the top is often offered as supporting evidence for the view that glass flows over a timescale of centuries. The assumption being that the glass was once uniform, but has flowed to its new shape, which is a property of liquid.[37] However, this assumption is incorrect; glass does not flow. The reason for the observation is that in the past, when panes of g < 1305986612 638127 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod PRIVMSG #esoteric : commonly made by glassblowers, the technique used was to spin molten glass so as to create a round, mostly flat and even plate (the crown glass process, described above). " < 1305986624 709778 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fortunately, he doesn't know that I fixed the neighbours' router earlier. < 1305986653 264439 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom__Hoover, for what? < 1305986666 727186 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Threaten to ban his MAC address from the router if he does not cease doing so, < 1305986689 529909 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except the network card on the laptop blew so it's using a wired connection anyway. < 1305986702 59681 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Block wired connections? < 1305986705 708813 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does your router let you do that? < 1305986731 127821 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1305986738 772579 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No idea, and I can't really be bothered because then he'll probably just lock my laptop away for insubordination. < 1305986759 634992 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-90-188.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1305986759 716602 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-90-188.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1305986759 716733 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1305986764 305056 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1305986791 402330 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :You have any backdoors into his system? < 1305986861 15032 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I've removed the x flags from all the web browsers in the past, but I don't really feel like being vindictive this time because I'm not really affected. < 1305986873 148862 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1305986881 502527 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Blackmail is always fun. < 1305986907 519842 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The Coriolis effect does not determine the direction that water rotates in a bathtub drain or a flushing toilet." < 1305986928 750176 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh god, that's another myth everyone believes utterly. < 1305987078 591042 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Spider_internal_anatomy-en.svg < 1305987097 383886 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The brain is surprisingly large... < 1305987329 998002 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Most sense in a thing ever: http://p.zem.fi/8tyq < 1305987611 872540 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can we expect a rebirth of fungot, now with Homestuck mode? < 1305987628 892560 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should do that output filtering thing, I guess. < 1305987641 559733 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since that's why it's not online at the moment. < 1305987801 626278 :aloril!~aloril@dsl-tkubrasgw3-fe7ef900-153.dhcp.inet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1305987905 349786 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What output filtering thing? < 1305987916 746164 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :The no-ctcp one. < 1305988016 62987 :BeholdMyGlory!~behold@unaffiliated/beholdmyglory QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1305988553 979115 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :What about Homestuck? < 1305989209 437444 :aloril!~aloril@dsl-tkubrasgw3-fe7ef900-153.dhcp.inet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1305989255 318419 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have you not seen the glory of fungot. < 1305989312 657084 :aloril!~aloril@dsl-tkubrasgw3-fe7ef900-153.dhcp.inet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1305989561 271430 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-90-188.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1305989561 413257 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-90-188.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1305989561 495168 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1305989725 476040 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1305989725 672166 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu NICK :sebbu < 1305989964 178112 :olsner_!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1305990001 454444 :Tritonio!~TrT@athedsl-23602.home.otenet.gr JOIN :#esoteric < 1305990159 748601 :BeholdMyGlory!~behold@unaffiliated/beholdmyglory JOIN :#esoteric < 1305990186 991356 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1305990187 441461 :olsner_!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com NICK :olsner < 1305992015 585123 :Tritonio!~TrT@athedsl-23602.home.otenet.gr QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1305992126 308455 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-4-63.hsd1.wa.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1305992207 15411 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-4-63.hsd1.wa.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1305992982 311994 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com QUIT :Quit: olsner < 1305993004 747431 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1305993376 503689 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com QUIT :Quit: olsner < 1305993523 302825 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Still* no Homestuck update? < 1305993540 816316 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's two days without an update¬! < 1305993542 594432 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*! < 1305993548 268810 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And he said there wouldn't be a Flash! < 1305995013 943747 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION giggles
< 1305995039 238402 :BeholdMyGlory!~behold@unaffiliated/beholdmyglory QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1305995171 527695 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-90-188.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1305995171 608838 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-90-188.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1305995171 608968 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1305995392 409850 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1305995486 936933 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lymia, what are you laughing at, MURDERER < 1305996071 14913 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"(tell me why drag queens are OK and the Black and White Minstrels aren't, because I'm really curious)" < 1305996088 393116 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose this is what I get for reading an article linked to by the Register. < 1305996097 470298 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is, in turn, what I get for reading the Register. < 1305997634 416463 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose the real reason is that the Minstrels made fun of other people, and drag queens typically make fun of themselves < 1305997991 386001 :Burmudar!~Dude@41-133-121-199.dsl.mweb.co.za JOIN :#esoteric < 1305998265 669361 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom__Hoover: Drag queens are not making a mockery of females. < 1305998627 497386 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1305998632 903716 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_, did it look like I was *agreeing*? < 1305999912 531228 :TeruFSX!~quassel@71-210-136-53.mpls.qwest.net QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1305999980 12350 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 NICK :Phantom_Hoover < 1306000206 921367 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-90-188.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1306000207 199574 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-90-188.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1306000207 281222 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1306000387 738315 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1306000484 18709 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: No. < 1306000782 169096 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-90-188.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1306000782 289349 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-90-188.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1306000782 289509 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1306001010 175762 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1306001199 25769 :ajf|offline!~ajf@78.129.159.151 NICK :ajf < 1306001507 289169 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :asfsadfasdfadsfd god I hate phones. < 1306001518 492266 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Has a more obnoxious communication system been devised? < 1306001604 626378 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"In March 2007, Greater Manchester Police seized two golliwogs from a shop after a complaint that the dolls were offensive." — WP < 1306001641 267317 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have this image now of the police kicking down the door and coming in with guns drawn for retrieval. < 1306001843 740148 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1306002079 765225 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: that seems a little unlikely in the UK < 1306002205 355348 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, I dunno, they're all savages in Manchester. < 1306002223 269503 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION tries to remember if ais523 lives in Manchester or Birmingham.
< 1306002229 241017 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Birmingham < 1306002236 194477 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're both equivalent in my mind. < 1306002239 753900 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the UK, the police generally use axes for raids rather than guns < 1306002255 489756 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :easier to justify, and much harder to kill someone with, while being better against inanimate objects like doors < 1306002283 992104 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well OK that works too. < 1306002312 820247 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder how easy it is to shoot down a door with a typical gun? < 1306002321 187651 :cheater897!~cheater11@ip-80-226-46-98.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :beeminguhm < 1306002362 253591 :cheater897!~cheater11@ip-80-226-46-98.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, very easy if you use a shotgun < 1306002362 445010 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1306002397 854927 :cheater897!~cheater11@ip-80-226-46-98.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :you basically need to shoot the area around the lock to disconnect it from the door frame. < 1306002747 247678 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, that's pretty much the preferred way to break into a house these days. < 1306002773 11088 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(presuming you don't mind your entry being obvious) < 1306002778 657587 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, thanks for the tips. < 1306002792 635729 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now I know what to do next time I foget my keys. < 1306002828 781751 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-222-55.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Destroy your door? Hah. < 1306003315 140040 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :When I forget my keys, I think I'm going for a window. < 1306003327 371215 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1306003412 905822 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not a shotgun? < 1306003568 158394 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott JOIN :#esoteric < 1306003668 751251 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :06:19:54: hmm, I like the way we're covering this more or less the same way Ilari covers IPv4 exhaustion < 1306003669 929293 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-D < 1306003697 879538 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :So. < 1306003704 127588 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is heaven facing ipv6 exhaustion yet? < 1306003774 330489 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1306003820 939934 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :heaven went on ipv7 long ago < 1306003832 973041 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :uses bignums < 1306003876 845314 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, their global addresses cannot fit inside our universe < 1306003905 231110 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the pigeonhole principle worries me a bit < 1306003914 161329 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :names can never work :o < 1306003924 228813 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because eventually names will get as long as what they're naming... < 1306003959 870936 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION feels disgustingly unraptured
< 1306003995 818034 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: >implying you're one of the two hundred million chosen Christians < 1306004002 367930 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :May 21, 2011 passed without this prediction coming true. [15] < 1306004003 987987 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :--Wikipedia < 1306004035 47058 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :hah < 1306004035 128205 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :His time zones thing really screwed him over. < 1306004047 39544 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is kind of disappointing < 1306004048 887698 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :We get to say he was wrong 27 times in a row. < 1306004054 189772 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1306004062 323788 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, so. We are still living with bigots? < 1306004067 165308 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like i wish there was some kind of minor earthquake < 1306004071 394662 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :or like < 1306004078 619941 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :massive earthquake somewhere in the totally unpopulated pacific < 1306004083 255345 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :just to dramatise it up a bit < 1306004089 116962 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, then there would be a tsunami. < 1306004091 400906 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :You do NOT want that. < 1306004094 902968 :Zwaarddijk!miekko@infa.abo.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lymia: if we assume rapture occured at astronomical noon, we'd get to say it infinitely many times! < 1306004096 89441 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: well there almost certainly was a minor earthquake. < 1306004110 897069 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lymia: meh, didn't even feel a thing when japan had one ;D < 1306004114 699336 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: shaddap < 1306004126 128129 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zwaarddijk: Now now, space is discrete. < 1306004128 434515 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, you bastard. < 1306004146 591415 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: actually it would be eerie if they discovered there had been absolutely _no_ earthquakes anywhere today < 1306004151 935245 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: heh < 1306004180 999520 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION tries to load familyradio.com, unsuccessfully
< 1306004189 860140 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is that site? < 1306004207 952835 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Judgment_Bus_New_Orleans_2011.jpg < 1306004209 138771 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :AWESOME NEWS < 1306004209 667893 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :[snip]:~/craftbook$ ping familyradio.com < 1306004209 813757 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :PING familyradio.com (209.10.202.163) 56(84) bytes of data. < 1306004209 895710 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :64 bytes from familyradio.org (209.10.202.163): icmp_req=1 ttl=57 time=61.0 ms < 1306004209 895886 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :64 bytes from familyradio.org (209.10.202.163): icmp_req=2 ttl=57 time=90.9 ms < 1306004211 983553 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Must be DDOS'd. < 1306004215 333221 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: the radio station of the guy who made the prediction < 1306004220 233973 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1306004238 491897 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh man < 1306004239 762834 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :subject: Re < 1306004241 779437 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :from: enfermeria < 1306004243 807605 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :body: < 1306004245 226256 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :[[Email-Id Awarded £750.000.00 Pounds in B.P.O Promo Send" < 1306004245 381153 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Names...Tel...Country...]] < 1306004249 450921 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's the rapture of ME BEING RICH < 1306004254 791494 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :XD < 1306004273 494783 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, somebody should buy one of those trucks < 1306004274 36589 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm scared to report this as spam because it's such a tiny, contentless email that I'm afraid it'd cause legit email to be considered spam later :) < 1306004295 597922 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :And drive it on May 22 < 1306004300 689121 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :gmail's spam filters seem to be less effective than usual lately < 1306004302 568669 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder why? < 1306004312 60944 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lymia: hmm, what's the current Julian date? < 1306004316 427519 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1306004347 156204 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe gregorian is the wrong calendar < 1306004360 775101 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://tycho.usno.navy.mil/cgi-bin/daterdnm.sh < 1306004367 425259 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope, seems not < 1306004379 457538 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, btw, what did the guy himself say about the failed prediction? < 1306004379 636565 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"UTC has no time zones. It is the same world-wide." < 1306004380 392885 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :durr < 1306004385 730994 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: that's what I'm trying to find out < 1306004399 450851 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the website is down < 1306004401 245665 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :UTC has no time zones? < 1306004406 669140 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't you mean UTC /is/ a time zone? < 1306004418 990555 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1306004445 946666 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lymia: ask the military :P < 1306004457 481619 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :in any case, that statement is utterly stupid < 1306004462 521201 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway why did they have that page < 1306004477 328094 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is the MJD? Julian day? < 1306004479 584522 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1306004490 742753 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://tycho.usno.navy.mil/ < 1306004491 466276 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would the military care about that < 1306004494 12120 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :time service department < 1306004497 761600 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1306004506 8583 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the military care about accurate timekeeping, obviously :) < 1306004533 857462 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the "usno" part refers to U.S. Naval Observatory, they also care about such things presumably. < 1306004556 974745 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"America's official timekeeper" apparently. < 1306004568 94568 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh no, the "How Many Clocks?" link from that front page gives an Internal Server Error. < 1306004572 738338 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :They must have too many clocks to count. < 1306004622 471736 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Too many clocks spoil the... time soup. < 1306004678 807968 :wareya_!~wareya@cpe-74-70-142-220.nycap.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1306004866 638117 :wareya!~wareya@cpe-74-70-142-220.nycap.res.rr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1306004889 416704 :cheater897!~cheater11@ip-80-226-46-98.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :too many cocks spoil the cock soup. < 1306005307 610370 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1306005536 979341 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shiro/Fingerprints/FIXP.hs:23:63: < 1306005537 97189 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type `(Value, Value) -> (Bool, Bool)' < 1306005537 97357 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : with actual type `Bool' < 1306005537 97463 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : Expected type: (Value, Value) -> (Value, Value) -> (Bool, Bool) < 1306005537 948012 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : Actual type: (Value, Value) -> Bool < 1306005540 12762 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :god what < 1306005541 872815 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t join < 1306005542 529723 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall (m :: * -> *) a. (Monad m) => m (m a) -> m a < 1306005544 153423 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot? < 1306005545 907415 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :thx < 1306005553 284815 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t join (/= 0) < 1306005553 925771 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type `a1 -> a' against inferred type `Bool' < 1306005554 7669 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : In the first argument of `join', namely `(/= 0)' < 1306005554 7770 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : In the expression: join (/= 0) < 1306005562 200110 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :jesus < 1306005569 746799 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait < 1306005597 872203 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : in the UK, the police generally use axes for raids rather than guns < 1306005607 580746 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :so the UK police is axe crazy, check < 1306005621 431307 :cheater897!~cheater11@ip-80-226-46-98.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn < 1306005624 74100 :cheater897!~cheater11@ip-80-226-46-98.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :why isn't ais here < 1306005626 471421 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :?hoogle (a -> b) -> (a,a) -> (b,b) < 1306005626 552486 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Data.Graph.Inductive.Query.Monad (><) :: (a -> b) -> (c -> d) -> (a, c) -> (b, d) < 1306005626 633641 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Data.Graph.Inductive.Query.Monad mapSnd :: (a -> b) -> (c, a) -> (c, b) < 1306005626 633731 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Data.Graph.Inductive.Query.Monad mapFst :: (a -> b) -> (a, c) -> (b, c) < 1306005630 328004 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :gah < 1306005632 40532 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan :( < 1306005634 90194 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm indeed < 1306005638 993504 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :?hoogle (a -> b) -> a -> a -> (b,b) < 1306005639 133143 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Network.BufferType buf_span :: BufferOp a -> (Char -> Bool) -> a -> (a, a) < 1306005650 201221 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :?hoogle (a -> b) -> (b -> b -> c) -> a -> a -> c < 1306005650 345928 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Data.Function on :: (b -> b -> c) -> (a -> b) -> a -> a -> c < 1306005650 427859 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Data.Data gmapQr :: Data a => (r' -> r -> r) -> r -> (d -> r') -> a -> r < 1306005650 427926 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Data.Data gmapQl :: Data a => (r -> r' -> r) -> r -> (d -> r') -> a -> r < 1306005654 187632 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t join (***) < 1306005654 847460 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall (a :: * -> * -> *) b c. (Arrow a) => a b c -> a (b, b) (c, c) < 1306005656 975461 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :come ON < 1306005664 948944 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: hmm < 1306005673 952152 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm basically trying to make this work: < 1306005676 551556 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : fpRun _ A = binary (curry (enumValue . uncurry (&&) . both (/= 0))) < 1306005677 55071 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1306005768 539099 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@unpl curry (enumValue . uncurry (&&) . both (/= 0)) < 1306005768 620947 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :curry (\ d -> enumValue (uncurry (&&) (both (\ a -> a /= 0) d))) < 1306005790 22203 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf @unpl doesn't handle *curry < 1306005804 947992 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :curry (\a b -> enumValue (a/=0 and b/=0)) < 1306005807 194015 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm < 1306005809 65599 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :binary (\a b -> enumValue (a/=0 and b/=0)) < 1306005810 348501 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is what it is < 1306005818 844853 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha < 1306005881 794560 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t \enumValue -> ((enumValue .) . (&&)) `on` (/=) < 1306005882 468525 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type `Bool' < 1306005882 550295 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : against inferred type `a -> Bool' < 1306005882 550473 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : In the second argument of `on', namely `(/=)' < 1306005888 548834 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm < 1306005894 645238 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1306005909 378770 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1306005912 428263 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t \enumValue -> ((enumValue .) . (&&)) `on` (/=0) < 1306005913 101293 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall c a. (Num a) => (Bool -> c) -> a -> a -> c < 1306005952 544049 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm that's wrong < 1306005969 735242 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no wait that's right < 1306006008 819857 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you mean fromEnum for enumValue there? < 1306006084 641421 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t both < 1306006085 266213 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not in scope: `both' < 1306006112 871067 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: *CHIRP* < 1306006190 823764 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: oh hi < 1306006197 715627 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :enumValue is a function I wrote < 1306006205 215227 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :enumValue :: (Enum a) => a -> Value < 1306006205 296685 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :enumValue = fromIntegral . fromEnum < 1306006220 619772 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway on (&&) is your both, i assume < 1306006278 96834 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :except curried < 1306006300 708171 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :which should make it even easier to use there < 1306006308 423428 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t on (&&) < 1306006308 975622 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall a. (a -> Bool) -> a -> a -> Bool < 1306006326 847292 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm or wait < 1306006342 107249 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it includes more < 1306006357 552209 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t on (,) < 1306006358 184670 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall b a. (a -> b) -> a -> a -> (b, b) < 1306006363 293988 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t on (&&) (/= 0) < 1306006363 944857 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall a. (Num a) => a -> a -> Bool < 1306006369 795581 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> on (&&) (/= 0) 9 9 < 1306006370 338974 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : True < 1306006372 8316 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> on (&&) (/= 0) 9 0 < 1306006372 560233 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : False < 1306006377 913120 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :perfect[exclamation mark[ < 1306006379 373724 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :perfect[exclamation mark] < 1306006384 507503 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :[asterisk]exclamation mark] < 1306006401 888829 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : fpRun _ A = binary (enumValue . on (&&) (/= 0)) < 1306006403 261811 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :?hoogle on < 1306006403 343859 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Data.Function on :: (b -> b -> c) -> (a -> b) -> a -> a -> c < 1306006403 445913 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Text.PrettyPrint.HughesPJ OneLineMode :: Mode < 1306006403 527709 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Text.Parsec.Char oneOf :: Stream s m Char => [Char] -> ParsecT s u m Char < 1306006406 48918 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I forget where it is < 1306006406 925989 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, there < 1306006421 68110 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type `Value -> Value' < 1306006421 243018 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : with actual type `GHC.Int.Int32' < 1306006421 325754 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : Expected type: b0 -> Value -> Value < 1306006421 325927 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : Actual type: b0 -> Value < 1306006421 326037 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : In the first argument of `(.)', namely `enumValue' < 1306006422 98639 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : In the first argument of `binary', namely < 1306006424 223606 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : `(enumValue . on (&&) (/= 0))' < 1306006426 63298 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :huuuh < 1306006433 316865 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: um i did that above, you need more . < 1306006446 235068 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh ok < 1306006449 346593 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1306006501 580008 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :although you might not need all the parentheses < 1306006532 522780 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t \enumValue -> (enumValue .) . (&&) `on` (/=0) < 1306006533 59791 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall c a. (Num a) => (Bool -> c) -> a -> a -> c < 1306006569 527827 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that works the same because of on's fundamental property (parametricity?) < 1306006622 556529 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: also, binary $ ... >:) < 1306006659 488324 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: you might want to use ?enumValue btw < 1306006662 755774 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :to avoid the lambda < 1306006666 901116 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah right < 1306006758 581567 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t enumValue < 1306006759 375480 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not in scope: `enumValue' < 1306006767 936868 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh duh < 1306007578 906240 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's official, I can't hear the letter "y" < 1306007615 2171 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thus far, two names beginning with Y, when I only heard them and didn't have them spelled out, I mentally replaced the Y with something else < 1306007627 940286 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :y not? < 1306007725 9071 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo_, what about ynols? < 1306007883 28461 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: sometimes I feel like Haskell needs a better language for expressing point-free things < 1306007884 93598 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I FEEL AWKWARD < 1306007889 980288 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :((f .) . g) is especially ugly < 1306007898 155368 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I realise you can define :. or whatever, but... < 1306007899 295084 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo_: what < 1306007904 350854 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Talking to a guy who just broke up with a girl about that I like that girl < 1306007915 933755 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1306007945 93147 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo_ would you please romancefail in private like polite people do. < 1306008136 497671 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Any comment re: P in FIXP? < 1306008184 421979 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well if you cannot P, then you should FIX it. < 1306008195 808773 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Nope < 1306008223 773671 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Well it's just that I'm fairly sure it's meant to take a multiplied integer but it doesn't. < 1306008241 231591 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :As specified it's like multiplying by three, but inaccurate. < 1306008303 333720 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shrug < 1306008362 630938 :MigoMipo!~John@84-217-9-246.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1306008374 449097 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess I'll just implement it as specced and watch Mycology complain at me for it :) < 1306008483 118381 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1306009139 290306 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: btw is "f ~(x,y) = ..." equivalent to "f xy = let x = fst xy; y = snd xy in ..."? < 1306009144 316194 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've never really looked at irrefutable patterns < 1306009161 687467 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-90-188.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1306009161 769416 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-90-188.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1306009161 769551 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1306009271 48278 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm yes i think so < 1306009286 829939 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing is ever "equivalent" in haskell, things are just different in ways more subtle than you can be arsed discerning between < 1306009320 82207 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: i'm sorry but that's just wrong, as haskell is _defined_ by a lot of desugaring of such stuff < 1306009395 705529 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you get to the actual definitions without giving up first < 1306009397 345842 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :iirc the definitions of pattern matching in case expressions is basic and other pattern matches are desugared to that < 1306009404 720783 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1306009462 556061 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :although that part ignores typing < 1306009509 858566 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder what the smallest practical "core" language is for a lazy functional language < 1306009533 67683 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well you could take a look at ghc core i guess < 1306009536 363185 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think CPS form + arbitrary tuple construction + arbitrary tuple casing might be it... if you have no types < 1306009549 490086 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, except you'd have trouble distinguishing two constructors with the same arity < 1306009555 51750 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess the constructor id could be the first element of the tuple < 1306009555 845723 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you find out, do let me know - jonguilexiphonaugh wants a small lazy functional core language < 1306009633 458341 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: unsigned machine words + function calls with a single argument (just a variable name or tuple literals) plus N continuation lambdas taking one argument + tuple construction of arbitrary size + untyped case on tuples? < 1306009654 420521 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, plus some way of distinguishing integers from tuples in case < 1306009672 682377 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, anything that calls a function passed to it -- i.e. higher order -- gets desugared into a sort of continuation thing < 1306009677 18903 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so... < 1306009691 634012 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :if b (\() -> ...) (\() -> ...) < 1306009694 61332 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :last two are continuations there < 1306009696 870120 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :if if is defined as < 1306009701 758918 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :if True f _ = f () < 1306009704 890915 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :if False _ g = g () < 1306009708 89457 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :except you don't need the () I guess < 1306009708 640172 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1306009713 266251 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe continuatinos can take zero args too < 1306009727 999732 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :um in my mind continuations and laziness are pretty much opposite things - continuations essentially force monadic programming < 1306009738 904769 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: well CPS is just equivalent to SSA. < 1306009746 195346 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd still do all the thunks < 1306009754 540536 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1306009762 316400 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it'd just call the continuation immediately after deciding /which/ continuation < 1306009770 78906 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :OTOH, then, "if _|_ ..." would act "strict" < 1306009773 452629 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because expressions involving it would diverge < 1306009773 780570 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1306009791 247104 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you don't really want pure lambda calculus or anything < 1306009796 713731 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because that's not very friendly to compilation :) < 1306009818 878869 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh your idea is to get something _less_ than lambda calculus? < 1306009861 86689 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: yes < 1306009916 331941 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Ideally the thunks would become explicit too... < 1306009924 175440 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that'd just make it a strict language I suppose < 1306009926 53360 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is rather naff < 1306009957 873440 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: But yeah, a more restricted form than the lambda-calculus-with-data is desirable IMHO, because the lambda calculus isn't very conducive to optimisation /or/ compilation into machine code. < 1306009973 305606 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :LC-with-data can be an intermediate step ofc < 1306010022 711605 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: what /is/ jogongiofdngodfngfg anyway? < 1306010027 848517 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :apart from the best name for anything ever < 1306010055 295662 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the official programming language of north korea, i assume < 1306010109 907283 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed, Kim Jong Il Exi Pho Naugh < 1306010117 568882 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :named after kim jonguilexiphonaugh il < 1306010120 281486 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1306010120 476586 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone here good at Dungeons and Dragons rules? < 1306010122 541581 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but seriously, what is it :) < 1306010124 161646 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...darnit < 1306010140 486933 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I'm not going to tell until it has an implementation < 1306010155 979768 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: you'll just have to wait for zzo38 :D < 1306010222 379822 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :just in case it never gets implemented :P < 1306010267 534376 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, uuuugh < 1306010273 532866 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, ANYONE ELSE? < 1306010324 185409 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: aw come on :D < 1306010332 886179 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: just a SLIVER of info? < 1306010497 698348 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I think I've pretty much described exactly what I was aiming for at some earlier time < 1306010503 380187 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :around the time the name got donated < 1306010509 147903 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or slightly before then < 1306010616 592287 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: oh come on :D < 1306010857 300112 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: *MWAHAHAHA* < 1306011400 74813 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, :( < 1306011471 432687 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod NICK :Is < 1306011472 610009 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION will be AFK soon
< 1306011476 886908 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Trolling the mall >.> < 1306011484 838259 :Is!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod NICK :ls < 1306011503 986665 :ls!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod NICK :copumpkin < 1306011522 182951 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo_: trolleying the mall? :> < 1306011537 171305 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just want to see if any May 21st believers are there < 1306011544 35013 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably not, but worth a shot < 1306011586 267374 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was a pun, btw < 1306011616 885778 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no they all mysteriously disappeared < 1306012733 597432 :olsner!~salparot@90-224-62-130-no50.tbcn.telia.com QUIT :Quit: olsner < 1306013449 506149 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric : no they all mysteriously disappeared <-- XD < 1306013857 824668 :aloril!~aloril@dsl-tkubrasgw3-fe7ef900-153.dhcp.inet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1306014180 864930 :aloril!~aloril@dsl-tkubrasgw3-fe7ef900-153.dhcp.inet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1306015283 239928 :Burmudar!~Dude@41-133-121-199.dsl.mweb.co.za QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1306015649 362851 :augur!~augur@208.58.6.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :man what a crappy rapture < 1306015954 84063 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :asdfq < 1306016238 171344 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, found out the "official" explanation yet? < 1306016299 486412 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1306016304 212189 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1306016330 343120 :augur!~augur@208.58.6.161 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1306016823 560143 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1306017522 482424 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1306017545 587891 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :19:00:35: you can't get infinite precision generalised floating point < 1306017545 669055 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :19:00:40: you can get infinite precision rationals < 1306017545 669231 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :19:00:50: and arbitrarily high precision floating point, that's what a bigfloat is < 1306017548 871877 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pictured: ais, LYING. < 1306017599 87042 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1306018045 864386 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:09:59: ehird____, well yes. But this would be an interesting new file sharing idea. Just share offset in pi < 1306018046 11101 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:10:02: :P < 1306018046 173127 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:10:10: compression too < 1306018056 538855 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pictured: Vorpal doesn't understand information theory. < 1306018138 107910 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: i just found myself defining your "both" function < 1306018150 693651 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: heh < 1306018154 44601 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i think i stole that name from Deewiant < 1306018158 200786 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: what are you writing? < 1306018168 115720 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :You did < 1306018202 622594 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm modifying my look and say code so it can treat both a left and a right part of the sequence (either of which may be infinite) < 1306018220 970448 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i wanted to apply an abbreviation function to both sides < 1306018232 392695 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(which are a tuple (left, right)) < 1306018239 407026 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Those RCS Windows fingerprints -- are they high-level or low-level bindings? I doubt you know, but :P < 1306018246 194197 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :If they're high-level I have this horrible urge to implement them portably. < 1306018260 372499 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :WIND? < 1306018277 403523 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think they're a one-to-one mapping to some X11 stuff but still fairly high-level < 1306018287 133871 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i abbreviate "IIIIIVVIIVIV" to "5_2 1 ") < 1306018777 451675 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: WIND, yeah. < 1306018796 638563 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: I just mean in the sense of "they're not 'execute arbitrary winthirtytwo function', right?") < 1306018810 167981 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: X11, not win32 < 1306018816 502227 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs186230.pp.htv.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :And no, they're not, AFAICT < 1306018981 460370 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.212 JOIN :#esoteric < 1306019010 960776 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1306019076 430994 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1306019395 964932 :MigoMipo!~John@84-217-9-246.tn.glocalnet.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1306019454 837381 :TeruFSX!~quassel@71-210-136-53.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1306019615 974924 :augur!~augur@129.2.129.35 JOIN :#esoteric < 1306021554 799408 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's watch a guy be wrong about the rapture http://www.livestream.com/familybibleministry < 1306021650 974142 :elliott_!~elliott@95.149.229.212 PRIVMSG #esoteric :whats he saying < 1306021660 340075 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't tell < 1306021678 75733 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's rambling at this point < 1306021683 860369 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :'he will not come until all of his people are saved' < 1306021691 439991 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :'this is the day of salvation, it's still here!' < 1306021695 84377 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :lmao voice raising < 1306021703 600681 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's the one that opens up the heart! he's the one that shuts the heart! < 1306021755 730543 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's a responsible heart surgeon!