< 1290470418 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not entirely sure i'd have the balls for that job < 1290470500 0 :cheater00!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i'd do it < 1290470510 0 :cheater00!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :except, when i got to the top, i wouldn't be doing my work < 1290470546 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd just smoke grass < 1290470565 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :clog is down btw < 1290470584 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1290470615 0 :cheater00!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: no, i'd probably shag the girl who's my climbing partner. :p < 1290470629 0 :SgeoN1!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1290470653 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay so where i run out of balls, you get an erection < 1290470677 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how can a gay be so manly < 1290470697 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(remember your promise) < 1290470721 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, the link is that video with climbing the radio tower whatchamacallit? < 1290470733 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then I don't have to open it since I've already seen it < 1290470748 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :really should put titles on the links < 1290470784 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1290470787 0 :cheater00!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: gay what? < 1290470807 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you said i can consider you gay if it helps my process < 1290470825 0 :cheater00!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess a gay is 1000000x more manly than you then < 1290470843 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's what i said < 1290470845 0 :cheater00!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does that make me as manly as .... GEORGE MICHAEL? < 1290470855 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who was that again < 1290470864 0 :cheater00!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a manly man. < 1290470870 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's see < 1290470948 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay he's some sort of human < 1290471143 0 :cheater00!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :watch his video "freek" then < 1290471362 0 :sftp!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1290471613 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1290471631 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sure it made sense at one point to call 16-bit color "High Color" < 1290471673 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :clog died < 1290471684 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What id I miss since 15:58:07 cheater00: n < 1290471687 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*did < 1290471724 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, when's the funeral? < 1290473375 0 :perdito!~hagbard@koln-4d0b74e8.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1290473394 0 :perdito!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1290474129 0 :cheater00!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1290474172 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi perdito < 1290474190 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1290474195 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perdito, have you been here before? < 1290474328 0 :perdito!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi sgeo.. yes i've been here once < 1290474339 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok < 1290474345 0 :perdito!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1290474358 0 :perdito!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how are things going? < 1290474514 0 :perdito!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you manage to find new ways of developing purposeless applications < 1290474594 0 :perdito!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you human? < 1290474824 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :w/in 11 < 1290474885 0 :perdito!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :im not very familiar with freenode.net, and interested in c# programming.. can you give me some hints where to start? a chan or sth < 1290474896 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, we're not human < 1290474904 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We are attempting to pass the Turing test < 1290474932 0 :perdito!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :check < 1290475097 0 :perdito!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there a .net channel on freenode? < 1290475193 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There does not exist to the best of knowledge. < 1290475250 0 :perdito!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a pity < 1290475309 0 :perdito!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks anyway < 1290475440 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perdito, try ##csharp < 1290475481 0 :perdito!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :k.. thx sgeo < 1290475492 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ys < 1290476000 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1290476104 0 :poiuy_qwert!~poiuy_qwe@CPE001b115db0ae-CM0018c0c24ffc.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1290477790 0 :Hiant!~Person@pool-71-255-192-189.bltmmd.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1290477861 0 :Sasha2!~WHAT@75-174-218-53.phnx.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1290477967 0 :Sasha!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1290477968 0 :augur!~augur@pool-74-96-11-39.washdc.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1290478515 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, 16-bit color < 1290479640 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1290479743 0 :augur!~augur@pool-74-96-11-39.washdc.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1290481240 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tell me I'm not a monster < 1290481293 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why is http://i.imgur.com/nmoRZ.png more unnerving to me than when I decided to increase pain to max in random norns? < 1290481809 0 :Hiant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1290484099 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1290484915 0 :augur!~augur@129.2.129.33 JOIN :#esoteric < 1290485539 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The mere idea of an ATP decoupler horrifies me. < 1290486050 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, how more so than that mercury compound? < 1290524640 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol has never hard of a flute < 1290537701 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: SO WHEN'S THE NEXT CFUNGE RELEASE < 1290538439 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!~phantomho@cpc3-sgyl21-0-0-cust116.sgyl.cable.virginmedia.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1290538482 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, no clue < 1290538505 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: just make a release now : < 1290538506 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1290538545 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : oklopol: get some cheapo red/blue 3d glasses <-- I thought about it < 1290538554 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, well there is still that gcc -O3 issue I had no time to look into < 1290538561 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for recent gccs < 1290538593 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i have some lying around < 1290538607 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, I know I don't have any < 1290538629 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, besides I would need ones that work on top of normal glasses. The cheap paper kind usually doesn't < 1290538649 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least not for me < 1290538671 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just glue some suitably-coloured filters on top of your regular glasses. (Then you'll see 3D in the REAL WORLD too.) < 1290538681 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, :P < 1290538704 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have sunglasses that go on top. Special made for that. Only use them when driving. < 1290538726 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a lot cheaper than getting viewing correcting sunglasses < 1290538763 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, I've seen that sort of stuff. < 1290538788 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tMy only sunglasses are with the wrong lens strength. < 1290538798 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :only issue is that you can't place them too close. Results in condensation issues then < 1290538856 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: doom delayed until tomorrow: http://notch.tumblr.com/ < 1290538860 0 :kar8nga!~kar8nga@78.104.80.121 JOIN :#esoteric < 1290539049 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3d glasses obtained < 1290539104 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: ugh, PvP too? < 1290539124 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Like this if you want Notch to drive home and get the keystore and do the update today!!" < 1290539127 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fucking sense of entitlement < 1290539151 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, isn't pvp supposed to be an option? < 1290539156 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"We've all been waiting so long for this one feature, and for you to torture us by saying we don't have the update today because of a mild case of absent-mindedness." < 1290539157 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh fuck off < 1290539162 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: hopefully health is an option < 1290539169 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, don't think so < 1290539172 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: I, for one, am prepared to login with an invalid password and hope everything works. < 1290539184 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, try it now to see if that works < 1290539194 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, it won't I think < 1290539204 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, ineiros's server will reject your connect iirc < 1290539210 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :standard behaviour < 1290539218 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, let's patch the server! :P < 1290539229 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, why not check now if it works for you? < 1290539236 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah it says i'm not premium < 1290539250 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1290539252 0 :elliott_!~elliott@91.105.91.39 JOIN :#esoteric < 1290539253 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :time for 3d < 1290539263 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, you have 3d glasses? < 1290539265 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: you logged in? < 1290539266 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, yes < 1290539269 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cheapo cardboard ones < 1290539270 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but they work < 1290539278 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: i can mail a pair to sweden if you want :P < 1290539279 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, I am logged in atm yes < 1290539292 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh man, the colours are so lost < 1290539301 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(even without 3D) < 1290539302 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in everything < 1290540052 0 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey JOIN :#esoteric < 1290540882 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1290540998 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@75-173-195-28.clsp.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1290541712 0 :wareya_!~wareya@cpe-74-70-142-220.nycap.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1290541784 0 :wareya!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1290541819 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1290541891 0 :poiuy_qwert!~poiuy_qwe@CPE001b115db0ae-CM0018c0c24ffc.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1290542231 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1290542322 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1290542410 0 :Hiant!~Person@pool-71-255-192-189.bltmmd.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1290542417 0 :Hiant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1290543019 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1290543045 0 :cheater99!~cheater@g229028013.adsl.alicedsl.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1290543089 0 :poiuy_qwert!~poiuy_qwe@CPE001b115db0ae-CM0018c0c24ffc.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1290544164 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1290544200 0 :MigoMipo!~John@84-217-7-78.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1290545376 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1290545506 0 :poiuy_qwert!~poiuy_qwe@CPE001b115db0ae-CM0018c0c24ffc.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1290546388 0 :Sasha2!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1290546430 0 :Sasha!~WHAT@75-174-220-207.phnx.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1290546575 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1290546686 0 :poiuy_qwert!~poiuy_qwe@CPE001b115db0ae-CM0018c0c24ffc.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1290546770 0 :augur!~augur@129.2.129.33 JOIN :#esoteric < 1290547510 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1290547852 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, there? < 1290547904 0 :poiuy_qwert!~poiuy_qwe@CPE001b115db0ae-CM0018c0c24ffc.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1290548410 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not very. < 1290548430 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But partially. < 1290549510 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1290550459 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1290551946 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1290551964 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dear Debian: stop telling me I have 12 updates available AND THEN NOT FRICKING INSTALLING THEM WHEN I ASK YOU TO. < 1290552109 0 :cheater99!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1290552603 0 :perdito!~perdito@koln-d9329c02.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1290552788 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, found a torchlit cave behind your mountain < 1290552922 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::O < 1290552943 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fun fact: That came out as ":POP" when I typed it. < 1290552992 0 :cheater99!~cheater@g224202157.adsl.alicedsl.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1290553131 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal, is it suitable for the starting point for the General Bay? I want to construct it to the west anyway, so... < 1290553171 0 :poiuy_qwert!~poiuy_qwe@CPE001b115db0ae-CM0018c0c24ffc.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1290553264 0 :Sasha2!~WHAT@97-124-36-30.phnx.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1290553280 0 :Sasha!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1290553281 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: Yes, I've visited a few caves that way. < 1290553306 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Group-exploring is not really my thing, and since you people keep walking around all the caves, had to look elsewhere. < 1290553352 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think next time I'll just walk for twenty minutes to a randomly picked direction. < 1290553357 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, what awesome things could I put in a giant cuboidal cavern? < 1290553369 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, "hello world" is pretty typical. < 1290553377 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or so I hear. < 1290553394 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could build the Enterprise; there's been at least two of them already. < 1290553404 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's so BORING! < 1290553407 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alternatively, a giant self-portrait. < 1290553408 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll build a GCU! < 1290553411 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's easy! < 1290553423 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You just build another giant cuboid in the cavern! < 1290553439 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think you can do forcefields with redstone, though... < 1290553514 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Build a GSV: "between 25 km and 200 km in each dimension" => start with a cave of dimensions in the [25000, 200000] block range. (Of course height-wise you only have something like 120 metres to work with, sooo...) < 1290553606 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, Culture ships aren't physically that big; most of that size is field enclosures. < 1290553638 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1290553657 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although IIRC they're still several kilometres high, so... < 1290553715 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<3 Tuesdays < 1290553740 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, in any case they are, to quote Banks himself, "shoeboxes with the corners rounded off", so the actual *construction* would be pretty easy. < 1290553759 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: me too! tuesdays are easily the most productive day of the week for me < 1290553777 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In my case, it's less about productivity... < 1290553784 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, I didn't know you'd read the Culture series... < 1290553798 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And this is where elliott_ starts claiming that I have insane hormones < 1290553808 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :monday is spent waking up, thursdays are spent pining for friday and friday is spent pining for the weekend, wednesday is just meh in the middle < 1290553809 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PH: Yes, but a GSV. "They burst from the last membrane into a great hazy space lit by a yellow-white line burning high above, beyond layers of wispy cloud. ... < 1290553816 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... They were above and aft of the craft's stern. The ship was twenty-five kilometres long and ten wide. The top surface was parkland; wooded hills and ridges separated by and studded with rivers and lakes." < 1290553833 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So 25000x10000 blocks and non-trivial to shape. < 1290553879 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, if we just go for the outer field enclosure... < 1290553879 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was talking with the girl I for about 2 and a half hours < 1290553893 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the girl you what? < 1290553904 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The girl he talks to, silly. < 1290553921 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, obviously < 1290553947 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He talked an unspecified length of time with the girl he did *something* to for 2.5 hours. < 1290553964 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, hmm. Are there any ships which could reasonably fit into a box 120 metres high? < 1290553974 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(The preposition was just a guess.) < 1290554015 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't recall concrete measurements offhand, but probably. < 1290554055 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, oh, Sgeo's adolescent hormones become much more entertaining if you use that interpretation. < 1290554070 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I still haven't asked her out :( < 1290554076 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty sure she likes me, though < 1290554077 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :time to sleep anyway < 1290554116 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo, I want to crowbar an AW joke in here but I am too tired. < 1290554120 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The air swarmed with thousands of craft of every type Quilan had ever seen or heard of, and more besides. Some were tiny, some were the size of the Superlifter." I'm not sure if he specified that size. This is Look to Windward, of course. < 1290554132 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, you are more nocturnal. Mock Sgeo for me. < 1290554155 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, how do you have those quotes on hand? < 1290554186 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie has memorized everything he's ever read, that's how < 1290554187 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I may have acquired a collection of a thousand ebooks from somewhere. No idea how it happened. < 1290554193 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1290554207 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :e...books. I ought to try them at some point. < 1290554233 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like movies without sound and without video, just the subtitles < 1290554257 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course, the subtitles are more thorough than they usually are in movies, to compensate < 1290554260 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner, uncultured swine! < 1290554269 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I demand satisfaction! < 1290554272 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :audiobooks is where its at < 1290554274 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION slaps olsner. < 1290554281 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION throws his glove on the floor. < 1290554295 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can meet up with oklopol to discuss duelling. < 1290554313 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION picks up the glove, cuts it in pieces and makes a stew < 1290554347 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I take it you have recently heard about duelling from james may's tv show < 1290554347 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Killer Class [ROU] (200 meters long)" says Wikipedia, in the very encyclopediaic and notable "Ship types (The Culture)" article. < 1290554370 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. So we could fit a small ROU into it. < 1290554394 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ROUs are cigar-shaped with two globes at the end, aren't they? < 1290554403 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So <120m in height. < 1290554407 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I assume this is the royal "we". < 1290554429 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1290554430 0 :Sasha2!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1290554445 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I assume that everyone else is my slave and will do whatever I tell them. < 1290554506 0 :Hiant!~Person@pool-71-255-192-189.bltmmd.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1290554527 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I acquire (read: steal) loads of gunpowder I can put TNT cannons in the weapons globes, as well... < 1290554537 0 :Hiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh god, there is a really prolific spambot messing with esolang... < 1290554568 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Has graue been alerted? < 1290554578 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fsck, ais and oerjan are both offline. < 1290554602 0 :Hiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No idea, but the username is Ejuzarih. < 1290554637 0 :Hiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it is literally everywhere. It seems to be targeting the first subheading of every page. < 1290554711 0 :Hiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover_: And it is changing a new page about every minute. < 1290554739 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've alerted graue; now we wait. < 1290554761 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1290554771 0 :Hiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover_: Every link it created leads to a Trojan. < 1290554780 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you use the red telephone? < 1290554794 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a red telephone? < 1290554803 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If it's graue's email, then yes, I have. < 1290554819 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, but there should be. For matters grave. < 1290554842 0 :Hiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What interests me is, how is it picking its targets? I dont see any order to its changes. < 1290554852 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Random page, perhaps? < 1290554859 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MW does make it very easy. < 1290554913 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FWIW, the spambot doesn't look very sophisticated; there's just noöne around to stop it. < 1290554927 0 :Hiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover_: Possible, but it is also creating pages. My guess is that it is doing so according to red links. < 1290555062 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Quit: swatted to death < 1290555131 0 :Sasha!~WHAT@97-124-36-30.phnx.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1290555246 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do the trojan links at least have esolang-related link texts? < 1290555311 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are the trojans written in Brainfuck? < 1290555327 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, thing to put in the General Bay: a redstone BF interpreter < 1290555330 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In order to be dangerous, wouldn't it need... < 1290555335 0 :Hiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Nope. They all say something like 'Site maintenance, alternate page here' < 1290555346 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover_, I've been begging for that, despite not being there < 1290555355 0 :Hiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover_: I wish... < 1290555361 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Spambots nowadays, completely missing that personal touch. < 1290555367 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo, begging for a BF interpreter/ < 1290555376 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PH, yes < 1290555396 0 :Hiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo, Phantom_Hoover_: In minecraft? < 1290555403 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hiant, yes. < 1290555423 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[[The North would "continue to make merciless military attacks with no hesitation if the South Korean enemy dares to invade our sea territory by 0.001mm", it warned.]] < 1290555446 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's so much hilarious about that 0.001mm. < 1290555470 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, did he actually say "one point nought nought one millimetres"? < 1290555479 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*nought point < 1290555483 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PH: If you can fit the circuitry in the radius that redstone circuits work in, around the player. I think that ALU was already quite big. (But I'm no redstonician.) < 1290555523 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe he said "one micrometre", and the article writer was afraid readers don't know the unit. < 1290555532 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Minecraft wiki is under spam attack < 1290555537 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, wait, they don't work after a certain distance? < 1290555541 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At all? < 1290555541 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.minecraftwiki.net/index.php?title=Redstone_circuits&action=history < 1290555559 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So they say. < 1290555614 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, it's the same bot? < 1290555636 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It must be international "Spam a MediaWiki" day today. < 1290555680 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, "Circuits that are more than ~300 blocks away from your current position will cease to operate due to being on unloaded chunks." < 1290555693 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, of course. < 1290555718 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you could have some dedicated brainfuck interpreter observers always logged-on. < 1290555758 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :back < 1290555759 0 :Hiant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1290555771 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Dear Debian: stop telling me I have 12 updates available AND THEN NOT FRICKING INSTALLING THEM WHEN I ASK YOU TO. < 1290555772 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, if you can fit an ALU into a 600x600 square are, you can fit a BF intepreter into a 600x600x120 volume. < 1290555774 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has to upgrade some before others i think < 1290555787 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, it's been doing this for TWO DAYS. < 1290555874 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : <3 Tuesdays < 1290555879 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : In my case, it's less about productivity... < 1290555884 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :on tuesdays, active worlds is FREE! < 1290555991 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : elliott_, you are more nocturnal. Mock Sgeo for me. < 1290555994 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not tonight I'm not. < 1290556005 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But you already did! < 1290556006 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, MOCK. SGEO. < 1290556017 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not sufficiently though < 1290556018 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mock his love life! < 1290556025 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He wants to be mocked! < 1290556038 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your mockery gives him meaning! < 1290556081 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, incidentally, the wiki is being heavily spamme.d < 1290556084 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*spammed. < 1290556102 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wouldn't like to be ais when he gets online... < 1290556129 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : elliott_, it's been doing this for TWO DAYS. < 1290556133 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because stuff is changing a lot < 1290556136 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the last dash before release < 1290556139 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1290556140 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :joking < 1290556145 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover_: basically it happens when it has to install or remove new packages, i think < 1290556154 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover_: just use a bot to revert the wiki < 1290556159 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :simpler than doing it manually < 1290556182 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol, look at the site it's spamming < 1290556183 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://gonlyourchoicess.com/ < 1290556189 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott_, do you want to hack together a bot interface to a hideously outdated version of MW? < 1290556215 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover_: Um, you do realise that all the bot APIs basically just use the API interface of MediaWiki, which is solid? < 1290556222 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is? < 1290556225 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Look at history" and "edit this page" has ... not changed. < 1290556234 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover_: Sure, it's what you get when you see a URL like /w/index.php?title=Foo&action=raw. < 1290556241 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can also specify format and stuff, and do things via POST. < 1290556243 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well. < 1290556248 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's actually /w/api.php or something. < 1290556249 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whatever. < 1290556253 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Point is: ...something. < 1290556268 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover_: Anyway, pywikipediabot should work just fine or whatever. < 1290556272 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Failing that, just literally web-scrape the pages. < 1290556276 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :10 minute Perl script job. < 1290556303 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It, er, quoted our markup: http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=EsoInterpreters&curid=2229&diff=19469&oldid=18653 < 1290556324 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Strange. < 1290556341 0 :elliott_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, it has seemingly stopped. < 1290556376 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION → sleep < 1290556392 0 :Phantom_Hoover_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote host closed the connection