< 1289001952 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MMU-less units are the best! < 1289001966 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: duct tape forever! < 1289001997 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: PUNCTUATION < 1289001999 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: precisely! < 1289002010 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott never < 1289002011 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: hey what was that computer you built? 8086? < 1289002013 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :code party is starting < 1289002015 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: ":", "!" < 1289002017 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: that was punctuation < 1289002021 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: so was "-" in agora email you are BAD < 1289002022 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you think i used punctuation you are committing treason < 1289002027 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. < 1289002031 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :against the queen? < 1289002034 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no against the computer < 1289002035 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your friend < 1289002037 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the computer < 1289002051 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: dude talk like this all the time, you're so much cooler < 1289002064 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thank you citizen < 1289002095 0 :Phantom_Hoover!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, got the first Debian s390 CD. < 1289002107 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your lack of treason is appreciated by the computer < 1289002122 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you might receive increased security clearance if you keep it up < 1289002123 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Now get the other two. :P < 1289002132 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: punctuation is for FAGS < 1289002134 0 :Phantom_Hoover!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, I'd inferred that. < 1289002145 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott are they commie mutant traitor fags? < 1289002156 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: yes. also, bedwetting < 1289002178 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott thank you for reporting the fags for treason you are now red security clearance < 1289002183 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and are now a troubleshooter < 1289002279 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga is ashamed of his creation < 1289002313 0 :Phantom_Hoover!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it rose against him as soon as you mentioned it. < 1289002693 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: lawl, debian is still on firefox^Wiceweasel 3.5 < 1289002713 0 :Phantom_Hoover!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm shocked and appalled. < 1289002929 0 :jcp!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1289003440 0 :jcp!~jw@bzflag/contributor/javawizard2539 JOIN :#esoteric < 1289003500 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Why is testing on 3.5‽ < 1289003516 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Came out several months before the freeze. < 1289003586 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1289003644 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Dunno. < 1289003709 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: You may have more fun with the MIPS port; qemu's MIPS emulator works, although it was better in 0.10 or whatever. < 1289003719 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And besides, it's a Microsoft Jazz. < 1289003724 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How can you resist such a platform? < 1289003747 0 :Phantom_Hoover!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, S. 3. 9. 0. < 1289003787 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Do you support my portable 8-bit MMUless Unix project idea? Y/N < 1289003801 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Y, but I don't want to work on it. :P < 1289003810 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: But 6502 asm! Everyone loves that! < 1289003843 0 :Phantom_Hoover!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1289003853 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The S390 killed Phantom_Hoover. < 1289003917 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: And hey, we get to use our OWN LANGUAGE! Because the C compilers are all heavily machine-specific and the like. :P < 1289004136 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Can VICE do a serial cable? < 1289004233 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, Lunix can do Atari too. < 1289004902 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :INSTALLING DEBIAN ON CHIPAD < 1289004908 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WOOOOO < 1289005080 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: (1) Why did you buy that (2) Can I have it < 1289005113 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1) A friend of mine bought it because he's an idiot, I bought it off of him for $50 because I'm an idiot, but only half as much an idiot as he is by pricE :P < 1289005120 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2) If you buy it for at least $25 + shipping :P < 1289005163 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Things you don't expect to see on a Commodore 64: "EXTRACTING CD.HTML (OK)" < 1289005169 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :X-D < 1289005301 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: I swear, the developer of LUnix, upon thinking "I need to document my Commodore 64 Unix clone", thought immediately after, "in HTML". < 1289005320 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sounds about right. < 1289005327 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: 8088 < 1289005333 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not ashamed < 1289005339 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was just afk ;p < 1289005353 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: It's 16-bit, you motherfucker. How can you pledge allegiance to the RETROMACHINES? < 1289005359 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: So is it... any good? :P < 1289005367 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh great, kernel panic. All that extraction for nothing. < 1289005371 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait. < 1289005374 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: The problems are all really stupid problems. < 1289005376 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could have just put it into warp mode. < 1289005381 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: It's a bit slow, but quite usable if you don't do too much at once. < 1289005384 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: That ... says nothing. < 1289005390 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I'm continuing :P < 1289005396 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Is it resistive or capacitive? < 1289005407 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Resistive, of course. We're talking about a $100 tablet here X-D < 1289005412 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: BAH < 1289005416 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Stylus? :P < 1289005421 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No? Finger. < 1289005431 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Please tell me it was a bitch to get Debian on. < 1289005442 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LET ME FINISH TELLING ITS FLAWS GEEZE :P < 1289005444 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: You see, it was on the Ubisurfer, and I just don't want an inferior experience. < 1289005450 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OKAY OKAY OKAY < 1289005463 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: The real problems are: 1) The rotation sensor is pretty bad, it likes to hang in landscape mode, 2) IT HAS NO FREAKING OFF BUTTON X_X < 1289005473 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who needs an off button < 1289005479 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean even a screen-off button. < 1289005480 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: It seems, uh, rather low resolution :P < 1289005489 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: You don't even know what device I'm referring to :P < 1289005496 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: http://www.maxconsole.net/showthread.php?152867-China-launches-Linux-based-Chi-pad < 1289005516 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Calibrating delay loop.. 0.37 BogoMIPS" < 1289005521 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :COMMODORE 64 REPRESENT < 1289005531 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: 1) No, that one's more expensive and better than the one I have :P < 1289005549 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: 2) For 7-inch, 800xwhatever isn't too bad. < 1289005562 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: yours is *worse* than that? :D < 1289005567 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: What RAM? < 1289005567 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup 8-D < 1289005592 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :128MB DDR2 < 1289005611 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Disk? < 1289005617 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, how much is shipping to the UK from there? < 1289005622 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm actually considering buying it from you :P < 1289005634 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because I, too, am an idiot. < 1289005643 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no idea what the shipping would be. It has 1GB internal, I have a 2GB SD card I'd throw in :P < 1289005658 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This screen is 800x480 btw. < 1289005672 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just a sec, I can link this actual device :P < 1289005700 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION should learn A*. What it is, how to use it < 1289005706 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.42071 < 1289005725 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Bizarrely, the feature list is all correct on that page. < 1289005788 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Wow, this looks beyond awful :P < 1289005796 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IT'S BEYOND AWESOME(ly awful) < 1289005804 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Are you actually going to use it? < 1289005813 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I don't cruelly snatch it away. < 1289005833 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I bought it months ago, and I've only used it to surf the web in bed and now to see if I can install Debian on it :P < 1289005836 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: I consider the device broken if it doesn't ship with whatever fucked up modified Android it came with, btw :P < 1289005854 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GET YOUR RESET ... USB ... STICK ... < 1289005855 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... OUT < 1289005857 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uhhh, of course it ships with Android ... < 1289005866 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: But you're putting Debian on. < 1289005867 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like a FIEND < 1289005877 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm putting Debian on a chroot :P < 1289005887 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Oh. That's what I did with the Ubisurfer! < 1289005896 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WELL THAR YA GO < 1289005903 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Dude, I'll totally get my Ubisurfer repaired (I, uh, bricked it) and we can TRADE. < 1289005907 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have an identical Debian install on my phone :P < 1289005919 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: You give me your tablet, I give you a £129 (or in that region) ARM-based netbook! It has a KEYBOARD! < 1289005921 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It runs ICEWM! < 1289005933 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: And it comes with the worst browser in the world and no don't argue. < 1289005955 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: It communicates, via GPRS, to one of their servers, which renders the page, with IE (yup, Windows-running IE farms), and sends back a compressed image of the result. < 1289005970 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Input fields and links are handled with something like an olde-style image map, I would assume. < 1289005978 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: (It also comes with Firefox) < 1289006020 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... wow < 1289006112 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I read most of TeX: The Program, already. < 1289006117 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Did you?) < 1289006130 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1289006136 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott... why? < 1289006231 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: Because Firefox only works on Wi-Fi and this is meant to be FREE FOREVER. < 1289006235 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: I know, right? < 1289006245 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: How can you pass up the chance to get a hold of it? < 1289006257 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Weird definition of polynomial time: It has an nth derivative that = 0 < 1289006269 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woooh, Debian installed! < 1289006275 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, "time for weird definition", not definition of "polynomial time" < 1289006278 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Oh, and wanna know the OS? Android? NO < 1289006281 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION installs ... hmm ... icewm? < 1289006290 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: It's what I like to call Bastebian. < 1289006294 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Bastard Debian. < 1289006319 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: They took Debian, installed their software, hacked it up in numerous to work with their hardware, gave it a /linuxrc-based bootloader, and then took out all of what makes Debian, Debian. < 1289006328 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: This includes dpkg. < 1289006356 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: What I am saying is: Dude, trade. < 1289006380 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why would Firefox only work with Wifi < 1289006387 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That makes no sense whatsoever < 1289006398 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: Because the only other thing it has his GPRS. < 1289006403 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is only to their IE-servers. < 1289006410 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*has is < 1289006414 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: TRADE Y/N < 1289006424 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :....why only to their IE-servers? < 1289006436 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it part of some weird agreement or something? < 1289006439 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because that's how they wanted it. < 1289006445 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION blibbers < 1289006461 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : STOP MAKING UP WORDS AND SOUNDING LIKE A CREATURE < 1289006641 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Wow, Debian GNU/Hurd is about as old as apt. < 1289006649 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: You should install a tiling WM, just for the sheer insanity. < 1289006653 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: (Note: You may want a mouse-based tiling WM) < 1289006660 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: ((Note: Nobody's created one yet)) < 1289006715 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm well aware of that. < 1289006718 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Having searched for one before. < 1289006756 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Funny, because I have the perfect design for one, YOU SHOULD IMPLEMENT IT[shot] < 1289006905 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WRITE IT IN COBOL < 1289006909 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1289006973 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does COBOL even have functions for that purpose? I think COBOL is only for common business computations. < 1289007126 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DISPLAY TEXT-OUT < 1289007132 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it just me, or is that missing a . < 1289007138 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://404i.com/cobol/basics.html < 1289007169 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Huh, so it is. < 1289007181 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: It's weird to think that apt is actually relatively young. < 1289007188 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: "relatively" < 1289007192 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Like mid-90s, no? :P < 1289007230 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Hmm, 1999. < 1289007239 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Mere 10 years. < 1289007240 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DSELECT AM I RIGHT < 1289007245 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WOOOOOOOOOOO DSELECT < 1289007248 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*God* dselect sucks. < 1289007280 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$ sudo aptitude install dselect < 1289007281 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh yeah < 1289007353 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://404i.com/cobol/4div-c.html < 1289007359 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This looks very... inflexible < 1289007376 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I SHOULD KEEP CAPS-LOCK ON WHEN TALKING ABOUT COBOL, REALLY < 1289007382 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: So are you up for a trade or not? :P < 1289007390 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: This device is ONLY available inside the UK, I think. < 1289007393 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: So, y'know, RARITY. < 1289007401 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, no trade :P < 1289007432 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHY IS ZERO A KEYWORD? < 1289007435 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: WHY NOT < 1289007445 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: What WM should I use? < 1289007453 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ice? < 1289007455 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: dwm? Maybe not :P < 1289007462 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: 9wm! < 1289007463 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Write your own WM, then < 1289007464 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Go for 9wm. < 1289007465 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want something that's borderline-usable, but light :P < 1289007478 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: 9wm, aewm, or wm2/wmx. < 1289007482 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: Maybe so you don't get mixed up with "O"? < 1289007483 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Those are your three (well, four) choices. < 1289007496 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: wm2 would be nice with the widescreen. aewm would be like 9wm but with a title bar. < 1289007500 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :9wm would be hard core. < 1289007529 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Although 9wm and aewm are both heavily dependent on middle/right clicks. < 1289007533 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So go for wm2/wmx. < 1289007547 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Desktop-click menu, yes? < 1289007566 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hrm, no maximize button in wm{2,x}? < 1289007579 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :SGEO < 1289007584 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: None in wm2. Dunno about wmx. < 1289007585 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION GIVES UP ON THIS PARTICULAR TUTORIAL < 1289007589 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: They're, uh, opinionated. (wmx less so.) < 1289007600 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeaaaaaaaaaaah so Ice then :P < 1289007610 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Wait. < 1289007626 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a wait regardless, I'm still installing the X server. < 1289007626 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Ratpoison + a panel (fbpanel or whatever). < 1289007639 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ratpoison = keyboard-happy < 1289007644 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Because there's no real point having multiple windows at once on such a screen, and the panel lets you switch windows without using the keyboard. < 1289007648 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: See the second part of my sentence :P < 1289007661 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since when does Ratpoison let you switch window w/o the keyboard? < 1289007665 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Quit: swatted to death < 1289007681 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: When you use a panel application...? < 1289007689 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh < 1289007690 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Derr :P < 1289007726 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: jwm is a quite nice icewm-esque thing but its config file is xml so bleh. < 1289007746 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: What state are you in? I'ma look up shipping :P < 1289007764 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Instead of implementing TeX, I can implement "XeX", which can be different (it might not pass the TRIP test, it won't implement \outer and \long, etc) but can produce DVI output with identical meaning from TeX when typesetting a correct (no error) TeX document (with a modified Plain TeX format that changes things to support TeX files < 1289007770 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.infoworld.com/d/developer-world/looking-job-security-try-cobol-426 < 1289007774 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Indiana < 1289007778 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: fbpanel + ratpoison = fail < 1289007782 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : such as default extension, and \outer and \long, and so on) < 1289007795 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Yeah, it probably just tries to focus, not raise... or ratpoison refuses to be coerced :P < 1289007849 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: I have no idea how your country's postal system works. < 1289007862 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Neither do I :P < 1289007876 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Priority Mail® < 1289007876 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :International Flat Rate Envelope < 1289007876 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :9 1/2" x 12 1/2". < 1289007876 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maximum weight 4 pounds. < 1289007883 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Would it fit in that? :P < 1289007887 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: What country? < 1289007887 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, wait, there's an EXPRESS one too. < 1289007889 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not quite PRIORITY. < 1289007896 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there a "slow" option? :P < 1289007910 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Should, this isn't 4lbs. < 1289007919 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: It'd fit into an envelope, then? < 1289007923 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: What about the charger? < 1289007931 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Just a small AC adapter, no problem. < 1289007941 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Plasma Mobile is the third environment. It is targeted at smartphones and small tablet devices that are mainly used via touch input. It is still being developed with the first stable release expected to be due in 2011, although individual KDE applications may be released earlier as part of the porting effort to MeeGo. Preview releases of the Kontact applications and a document viewer based on KOffice are already available. < 1289007944 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DUUDE INSTALL THIS :P < 1289007945 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I fear that it would get smashed, but other than that :P < 1289007980 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: What about 9 1/2" x 12 1/2"? < 1289007990 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... this is a 7" tablet. < 1289007990 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ooh wait never mind. < 1289007994 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Priority Mail® International Flat Rate Envelope* [More info about Priority Mail® International Flat Rate Envelope*] < 1289007994 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maximum Value for Contents: $400.00 < 1289007994 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :USPS Supplied Envelope: 9 1/2" x 12 1/2". < 1289007994 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maximum weight 4 pounds. < 1289007999 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's, like, way bigger than it needs to be :P < 1289008005 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: $13.45 at post office, $12.78 online. < 1289008017 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Wait, surely that power adapter is US-only? :( < 1289008023 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Err, yup 8-D < 1289008026 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll just get an adapter or never charge it ever < 1289008080 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: So as you'll clearly pay for the postage online, I can have that sweet piece of kit for $37.78. SWEET < 1289008089 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Equivalently, 27p) < 1289008104 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually £23.34 but whatever :P < 1289008132 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Plasma Tablet is a prototype implementation that combines elements from Plasma Netbook (notably its newspaper view) with elements from Plasma Mobile. < 1289008179 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: ...so, uhh, is it any good at browsing the web? :-P < 1289008217 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not too bad, actually. Scrolling on big pages can be sort of slow, but it's not so bad on the screen size. < 1289008224 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Images usually look shitty :P < 1289008261 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Man, this thing has a slower CPU than new smartphones, a seemingly shittier-although-larger display compared to my iPhone, and a terrible touchscreen :P < 1289008271 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: If we could put a dollar value on frustration... < 1289008276 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...this thing would cost a fuckton. I want it. < 1289008279 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :X-D < 1289008292 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*MUCH slower < 1289008301 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Well, isn't it 500 mhz? < 1289008306 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If not, HOLY SHIT IT HAS LOWER SPECS THAN THE UBISURFER. < 1289008309 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? No. < 1289008313 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: ...X_X what is it < 1289008317 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dude, I linked you to it :P < 1289008323 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: It quoted no CPU speed. < 1289008337 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes it did. < 1289008350 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Relink :P < 1289008380 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.42071 < 1289008386 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :An impressive 350MHz < 1289008391 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A true powerhouse. < 1289008416 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: I... this is the worst thing, like, ever. < 1289008419 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :8-D < 1289008426 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's pretty entertaining though :P < 1289008443 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: The iPad currently sounds like the greatest device to ever be birthed, listening to this. < 1289008450 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :X-d < 1289008451 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*X-D < 1289008466 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MAY STEVE JOB'S LOINS ENVELOP ME < 1289008469 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Please tell me it has Flash. < 1289008476 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How could it? < 1289008479 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: It would be hilarious to watch it choke on EVERY FLASH EVER. < 1289008507 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Dude dude dude < 1289008512 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: QEMU + Windows XP < 1289008514 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: DO IT. DO IT NOW < 1289008520 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lawl < 1289008522 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's not :P < 1289008527 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Okay then. WINDOWS CE < 1289008531 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lawl < 1289008532 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's not :P < 1289008537 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: MAC OS X < 1289008543 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lawl < 1289008544 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's not :P < 1289008547 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: GENTOO < 1289008587 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Actually, most power adapters these days are going to be 120V/240V simply because it's cheaper than making two adapter circuits. Honestly. < 1289008597 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Yes but lack of child-saving safety prong,. < 1289008599 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*prong. < 1289008614 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: You would need to purchase a socket adapter, yes. < 1289008628 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THE CHILDREN < 1289008672 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: NETBSD < 1289008673 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb < 1289008684 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NETBRB < 1289008722 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't it annoying how many fucking sockets there are out there? < 1289008734 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And volt/hertz combinations. < 1289008740 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, the more fucking-sockets the better chance of fucking. < 1289008814 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION waits for pikhq to stop bashing his head into a wall. < 1289008830 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Amusingly, the US is the only country using an international standard for their socket. < 1289008865 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the US socket was retroactively defined as *the* socket for 120v 60Hz power by the IEC, because we're the only people who insist on it.) < 1289008902 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is, however, another case of blaming America for having bad technology when it's really just because we had it first. < 1289008932 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: I'm actually not calling it bad; it works pretty much as well as 240v 50Hz. < 1289008960 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It hurts less when you lick wall sockets though. < 1289008960 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: It's only annoying because it's *different*. < 1289008974 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Now Japan, on the other hand, that we can blame. < 1289008992 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They use 100V power, 50Hz *or* 60Hz. < 1289008999 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Japan and France. We can ALWAYS blame Japan and/or France. < 1289009012 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, France is unconditionally blamed. < 1289009312 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :would it be useless to release an OS X esolang interpreter? < 1289009883 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :COMPUTE DEMO-VAR = 2+2 < 1289010155 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION VAGUELY WONDERS WHAT STRING MANIPULATION IS LIKE IN COBOL < 1289010161 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PROBABLY LIVING HELL < 1289010245 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hMM < 1289010291 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IT OCCURS TO ME THAT THE WORKING-STORAGE STUFF HELPS ENFORCE READABLE VARIABLE NAMES. IF YOU DON'T USE READABLE VARIABLE NAMES THERE, THE CODE BECOMES SO HOPELESSLY UNREADABLE NO ONE WOULD EVEN DREAM OF WRITING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE < 1289010393 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH, SO THAT'S WHY ZEROS EXIST (READING A GOOD TUTORIAL) < 1289010824 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SGEO: No, people just wrote code that hideous. < 1289010824 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Trust me. < 1289010895 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, now that's actually kinda annoying. US power is actually 120V/240V. Driers and ovens get 240V for their heating elements. < 1289010929 0 :BeholdMyGlory!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1289010966 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sigh* < 1289010974 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should be given the power to replace all standards. < 1289011006 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HMM, NUMERIC EDITED CANNOT BE MOVED INTO NUMERIC EDITED < 1289011012 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1289011018 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I swear Debian is faster than Android on this ... < 1289011037 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IceWM = superfast :P < 1289011047 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Well, Android actually has a VM going. < 1289011069 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1289011236 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1289011258 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, high-leg delta power distribution is really fucking clever. (the scheme that the US uses for power distribution) < 1289011284 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'D TRUST COBOL WITH CURRENCY WITH . THAN SOME MORON WRITING CODE IN JAVA MANIPULATING CURRENCY AS A FLOAT OR DOUBLE < 1289011292 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's got two AC hot lines and a single neutral line. The hot lines are half wavelength out of step. < 1289011319 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SGEO likes COBOL; discuss his increasing stupidity as time increases. < 1289011326 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The upshot is that if you use just the two hot lines, you get perfect AC of twice the voltage of each individual line. < 1289011335 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, 120V/240V power distribution. < 1289011380 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I WOUDN'T USE IT FOR ANYTHING MORE COMPLICATED THAN SOME MATH AND SIMPLE FLAT-FILE MANIPULATION < 1289011426 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: To be fair, he's only appreciating its decimal floating point. Which is one of the few useful things it has. < 1289011526 0 :sftp!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1289011606 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION proceeds to install xterm < 1289011649 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Next, XChat! < 1289011652 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do it < 1289011656 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure why not :P < 1289011723 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Also Firefox. Don't argue. < 1289011726 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Or better, Seamonkey. < 1289011776 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Also QEMU. < 1289011925 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hMM < 1289011930 0 :wareya!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1289011944 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHAT IF I WANT A CONDITION NAME THAT CHECKS SEVERAL VARIABLES? < 1289011993 0 :wareya!~wareya@cpe-74-70-142-220.nycap.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1289012048 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DEAR TUTORIAL: STOP IT WITH THE UNREADABLE POWERPOINT ANIMATIONS < 1289012257 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WELL, THIS POWERPOINT VIEWER THINGY FOR WINDOWS 95 WORKS ON WINDOWS 7 < 1289012322 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SGEO: #cobol < 1289012728 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, ITYM #COBOL < 1289012743 0 :Vorpal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :night → < 1289012903 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Open subroutines. are useful because they allow a programmer to code a subroutine. without the formality or overhead involved in coding a Procedure or Function. < 1289012903 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :" < 1289012915 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :..HOW IS THAT USEFUL? WHAT OVERHEAD/ < 1289012964 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: http://damnyouautocorrect.com/img/oh-poopy-autocorrect.jpg < 1289013070 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :comex: I have an excellent idea. < 1289013792 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Yeesh, xchat has a crapload of dependencies X-D < 1289013804 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Yes :P < 1289013807 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Try KDE next! < 1289013813 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, let's not. < 1289013830 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Okay, fine; thttpd. < 1289013835 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Hello from my TABLET!!!" < 1289013851 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :libmozjs2d < 1289013856 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well on my way to Firefox now! < 1289013879 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am not very good at the C code golf. To do good at the C code golf at Anarchy Golf, it is necessary to make assumptions about the machine, and those things! But some of the other ones I did a good job sometime < 1289013883 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: I was joking, you moron :P Install Chromium. < 1289013898 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: libmozjs2d is (apparently) a dep of xchat. < 1289013905 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SGEO: What does it mean "open subroutines"? < 1289013907 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: ...interesting. < 1289013929 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38, execution can fall through to the next subroutine, depending on how you call the subroutin < 1289013952 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or if execution doesn't terminate by the time you reach it physically < 1289014007 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SGEO: Do you mean like in machine code you might have a subroutine followed by the next one directly in memory, with no RETURN code in between? < 1289014026 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Something like that, I think < 1289014054 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except in COBOL, one way of calling it ensures that it returns.. but if you don't terminate the program, the subroutine will be called again < 1289014063 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then the next one, without the return < 1289014064 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you do that in any programming language other than assembly language? (If so, you have to have it omit prolog/epilog to make it working?) < 1289014080 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FIRST-PARAGRAPH. < 1289014087 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : DISPLAY "FIRST". < 1289014106 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let me pastebin this actually < 1289014141 0 :calamari!~calamari@ip70-162-184-205.ph.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1289014300 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://ideone.com/i2WDC < 1289014332 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So FIRST-PARA calls PERFORM SECOND-PARA, which performs the second paragraph and returns to the first < 1289014341 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O, now I understand. < 1289014341 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then execution falls through to the second and third paragraphs < 1289014417 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: WTFWTFWTF < 1289014421 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DEPENDENCIES FAIL < 1289014430 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: X_X < 1289014434 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: You're using armel right? < 1289014435 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not arm? < 1289014439 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup < 1289014444 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nonono, you misunderstand. < 1289014448 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing is failing to install. < 1289014451 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's installing TOO MUCH. < 1289014451 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, you just don't like it < 1289014453 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The thingy complained at me about missing the 7 spaces in front < 1289014455 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1289014455 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've got iceweasel. < 1289014456 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FOR XCHAT < 1289014459 0 :sshc!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1289014462 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: <3 < 1289014467 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or maybe it would have been ok if I skipped the line numbers, but I didn't try it < 1289014470 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: it probably depends on x-www-browser to open links < 1289014473 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or at least recommends < 1289014481 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't install the recommends! < 1289014485 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION tries it < 1289014488 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then again, I didn't pay any attention :P < 1289014543 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, that does not work < 1289014549 0 :SGEO!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need all those damn spaces < 1289014577 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, after all that lunacy, I just need xvkbd. < 1289014629 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Tell me you're using apt? < 1289014636 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You sound like you're doing it manually :P < 1289014641 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Linking and byte-compiling packages for runtime python2.6..." < 1289014644 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course I'm using apt. < 1289014657 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aptitude install xchat -> holy crap why do I have iceweasel < 1289014657 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^faq apt < 1289014662 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1289014663 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^help < 1289014667 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NO FUNGOT < 1289014670 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: HALP HALP PALHPALHPALHP[L[LD[RTJ < 1289014671 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :# < 1289014673 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am literally in seizures < 1289014729 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sh echo iojdfg < 1289014737 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1034 ++++++++++++[>++++++++>++++++++>+++++++>+++++++++<<<<-]>>+++.--.>>.<<<+.>>>+.<<<.>>>+++++.<<++++++++.<---------------------------------------.--------------------------.>>----.+++++++++++++++++++++.++++++++++.>--.----.<<----.<.>----.>>.<++++++++.<.>++.------.<<.>>+.>----.-------.+++++++++++++.---.<<<.>>>++.<<++++.<.>+.+++++++++.>--.<<.>+++++.>----------.---.<<.>>----.<+++.>>--------.<<----.----.--.--------.<.>>-------------------------------.++++.<<.>>+++++ < 1289014741 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: what < 1289014757 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1289014762 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sh echo racism < 1289014763 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :racism < 1289014768 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sh echo iojdfg < 1289014769 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :iojdfg < 1289014771 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: what < 1289014778 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++[>++++++++>++++++++>+++++++>+++++++++<<<<-]>>+++.--.>>.<<<+.>>>+.<<<.>>>+++++.<<++++++++.<---------------------------------------.--------------------------.>>----.+++++++++++++++++++++.++++++++++.>--.----.<<----.<.>----.>>.<++++++++.<.>++.------.<<.>>+.>----.-------.+++++++++++++.---.<<<.>>>++.<<++++.<.>+.+++++++++.>--.<<.>+++++.>----------.---.<<.>>----.<+++.>>--------.<<----.----.--.--------.<.>>-------------------------------. < 1289014778 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :++++.<<.>>++++ < 1289014779 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :calamari: People always thank me for the awesome B < 1289014785 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if that outputted iodfjg < 1289014787 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*iojdfg < 1289014789 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i would have lol'd < 1289014801 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: I guess it decided to say it again :P < 1289014804 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh goddddddd < 1289014817 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot: You screwy! < 1289014841 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Idea. Grey Mist icon set. < 1289014848 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1289014849 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1289014854 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Grey Mist icons = disable icons < 1289014862 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@codu.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1289014863 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I'm not actually using Grey Mist right now :P < 1289014865 0 :EgoBot!~EgoBot@codu.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1289014865 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Not really. < 1289014867 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1289014869 0 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott JOIN :#esoteric < 1289014877 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: What *are* you using, if not Grey Mist? < 1289014886 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: C... C... Clearlooks. < 1289014893 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I... it's the default. < 1289014898 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: THE FEATURES, MAN, THE FEATURES. < 1289014900 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please don't hurt me. < 1289014900 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: HOW COULD YOU. < 1289014922 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, a Grey Mist iconset would clearly be a very very minimal lineart icon set. < 1289014924 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: IN MY DEFENCE I TOTALLY DON'T ENDORSE IT OK < 1289014931 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Also, agreed, get on it :P < 1289014965 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unlikely scenes: < 1289014966 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sub'SQRT','134.77-' < 1289015027 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, seriously what the fuck. < 1289015034 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It installed both Python 2.6 and Python 2.5 < 1289015037 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: "Installing Cobol..." < 1289015040 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FOR XCHAT < 1289015052 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1289015061 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Probably one for XChat plugins and one for some other package it wants. < 1289015094 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably. But still, WTF. < 1289015153 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :libogg0 < 1289015155 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHY < 1289015166 0 :Gregor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(For FireWeaselFoxyIce of course, but still) < 1289015317 0 :elliott!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Because it supports