00:00:00 and it's almost certainly possible to stop it doing that 00:00:03 Tcl only pollutes (n). 00:00:10 pikhq: yes, and 'man x' searches (n) 00:00:13 well, cpan puts everything in section 3perl 00:00:21 but as ehird says, that's not particularly useful 00:00:24 * dear_my_inner_ra decides to learn how to read analog clocks by setting his Mac's menubar clock to it 00:00:31 dear_my_inner_ra: What, would you prefer for there not to be man pages of it? 00:00:32 ehird: use a decimal clock 00:00:39 ais523: nothx :P 00:00:39 I implemented a decimal clock applet for windows ages ago 00:00:44 incidentally, it's about 0 right now 00:00:47 over here 00:00:53 ais523: maybe i'll try swatch time 00:01:05 decimal time's like that but with two more decimal places 00:01:10 it's about @0 00:01:14 and local time, rather than UTC+1 for no apparent reason 00:01:34 ais523: erm, swatch time is utc 00:01:39 no, it's UTC+1 00:01:42 thus it being @0 around now 00:01:46 oh 00:01:50 well that's due to where it's based 00:01:52 but i don't really acre 00:01:53 care 00:01:53 yes 00:01:57 one hour makes little difference 00:02:03 also, since 1 beat = 1 minute and 26.4 seconds, I don't feel the need for more precision 00:02:11 otoh, it only works if you're near that timezone 00:02:25 10 = about 15 minutes, which is more generally useful 00:02:28 otherwise, saying "oh, it's @200, happy midnight" is very unnatural 00:02:31 as I tend to think in units of about 15 minutes 00:02:40 i tend to micromanage time. 00:02:46 yes, well it's @0, which is only midnight because we're in summertime atm 00:02:57 about @1 or @2 now, I suppose 00:03:04 yes 00:03:07 also, saying "happy midnight" is unnatural no matter what the circumstances 00:03:12 grr, if you have the analog clock in os x, you can't get the digital time in the menu 00:03:23 ais523: true, the term usually used is "happy today" 00:03:34 ehird: are you trolling? 00:03:35 despite that not making any sense 00:03:42 ais523: no, that's actually what I and friends say. 00:03:47 it's a habit 00:03:54 over here I mostly hear "it's tomorrow" 00:04:02 but that makes even less sense! 00:04:06 -!- oerjan has set topic: Please only change one character at a time in this topic. Also, http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D.. 00:04:08 "happy today" might just be saying, hey, it's today, that's cool 00:04:16 so it makes marginally more sense 00:04:53 -!- ais523 has set topic: Please only chance one word at a time in this topic. Also, http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D.. 00:05:02 -!- ais523 has set topic: Please only chance one character at a time in this topic. Also, http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D.. 00:05:07 whoops 00:05:14 *ahem* 00:07:29 Are you a Gmail user, or do you have friends who are? Do you resent the "Sponsored Link" advertisements that come up next to the incoming mail? Now you and your friends can do something about it! 00:07:29 The solution is simple, when sending an email to a gmail user include a sentence or two that mentions catastrophic events or tragedies. Google does not use humans to read your email, only computers. These computers search for keywords that trigger the advertisements, however, if they hapen to find a catastrophic event or tragedy Google errs on the side of good taste and removes the ads altogether. 00:07:29 You may want to make mention of what you are doing so the recipient is not alarmed by your sudden Tourette's-like outburst. You can link to this site by way of explanation if need be. 00:07:32 http://homepage.mac.com/joester5/art/gmail.html 00:07:56 -!- dear_my_inner_ra has set topic: PS. Suicide death 9/11 murder http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D. 00:08:04 The link to our logs is considered sensitive by gmail. True fact. 00:08:17 -!- ais523 has set topic: ehird was banned from this topic due to violating the topic rules. http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D.. 00:08:59 -!- dear_my_inner_ra has set topic: ehird ~~ BANNED ~~ AVATAR! ~~ This COOKIE tastes like VIOLENCE! ~~ Posts: 34,383 ~~ Joined: Jan 2001 ~~ Signature: check out my great forum: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D. 00:09:12 -!- oerjan has set topic: Ceci n'est pas un topic. http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D.. 00:09:12 Forums! They're like crap but worse. 00:09:27 -!- dear_my_inner_ra has set topic: Ceci n'est pas valid French. http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D. 00:09:52 -!- coppro has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 00:09:55 ok, I like that topic 00:10:12 -!- Halph has joined. 00:10:12 magritte would be proud 00:10:18 -!- Halph has changed nick to coppro. 00:10:44 too clever by halph 00:27:13 oerjan: so's your mom 00:30:04 -!- ais523 has quit ("no apparent reason"). 00:38:36 -!- dear_my_inner_ra has quit. 01:01:53 * pikhq is vaguely in the mood to fiddle with little-used OSes 01:02:14 If MachTen were gratis, I'd be fiddling with that. 01:27:27 -!- GregorR-L has joined. 01:27:27 -!- Asztal has quit (Connection timed out). 02:33:05 -!- augur has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 02:49:42 -!- pikhq has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 02:54:55 -!- pikhq has joined. 03:21:18 -!- augur has joined. 03:27:04 -!- pikhq has quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)). 03:45:23 -!- pikhq has joined. 03:52:51 -!- coppro has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 04:10:21 -!- pikhq has quit ("leaving"). 04:13:39 -!- GregorR-L has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)). 04:20:55 -!- pikhq has joined. 04:35:21 -!- immibis has joined. 04:43:01 -!- ab5tract has joined. 04:43:11 -!- ab5tract has quit (Remote closed the connection). 05:13:22 -!- centrinia has joined. 05:18:53 -!- Pthing has joined. 06:01:11 -!- centrinia has quit ("Ex-Chat"). 06:21:55 -!- coppro has joined. 06:22:40 -!- oerjan has quit ("Good night"). 06:58:01 -!- KingOfKarlsruhe has joined. 07:59:59 -!- clog has quit (ended). 08:00:00 -!- clog has joined. 09:06:12 -!- GregorR-L has joined. 09:09:10 -!- GregorR-L has quit (Client Quit). 11:23:22 -!- FireFly has joined. 11:33:32 -!- Asztal has joined. 11:46:06 -!- kar8nga has joined. 11:51:10 -!- Asztal has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 12:14:04 -!- Judofyr has quit (Remote closed the connection). 12:23:09 -!- Asztal has joined. 12:24:43 -!- BeholdMyGlory has joined. 12:37:19 -!- ehird has joined. 12:44:13 Zoop. 12:52:58 happy mailman mailing list reminders day 12:57:09 uh oh, guys 12:57:15 I've found precedent that we're using the wrong name for that 12:57:36 http://quotes.burntelectrons.org/437 came before http://quotes.burntelectrons.org/1226, so we must assume the former is the original (especially since that's Hixie's kind of joke) 12:57:42 so it should be 12:57:50 happy mailman mailing list memberships reminders day 12:57:50 and 12:57:58 happy australian mailman mailing list memberships reminders day 12:58:04 AMMLMRD 13:00:06 "More fucking particles, really, science? You know what? 13:00:06 Fuck you. I'm not even trying to understand it, now." 13:00:06 — http://io9.com/5327313/meet-two-new-quantum-particles-spinons-and-holons 13:15:31 -!- immibis has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 13:40:52 http://esolangs.org/wiki/Talk:Gravity/w/ <-- Delety 13:42:09 Can you protect a non-existant page from being created, with mediawiki? 13:43:40 yes 13:44:12 That talk page could probably make use of it 13:56:48 Slereah_: you can? 13:57:22 I know that wikis have a lot of non-existant pages blocked from creation 13:59:44 wiki admins: please delete this bullshit http://esolangs.org/wiki/Compute 13:59:51 not even funny any more 13:59:59 completely tired of shit like that 14:01:20 E 14:01:21 S 14:01:22 M 14:01:23 E 14:01:37 huh http://4mhz.de/ 14:01:38 (21 Jul 2009) Some days ago, I received a voucher copy of c't extra Programmieren 02/09, a special issue of c't (a German IT magazine). They published Brainfuck Developer on DVD. In the article, there's even a screenshot ;) It's nice to see the work you've done recognized. 14:02:05 So they stole his program? :o 14:04:02 Copying digital information isn't stealing 14:05:10 http://esolangs.org/wiki/More ← needs more has-been-deletedness 14:05:17 I'm no MPAA people, you know what I 14:05:19 mean! 14:05:30 Slereah_: no, because stealing implies a bad thing 14:05:47 I'm mostly asking if they asked him first 14:05:56 Otherwise, it is a bad thing. 14:06:59 Copying digital information is not a bad thing. 14:07:41 I want to read that article now 14:07:50 I want to read YOUR MOM 14:08:08 <_> 14:11:48 -!- kar8nga has quit (Remote closed the connection). 14:14:06 FireFly: <<_Xo 14:39:05 Not if they make profit from it :o 14:45:47 -!- Judofyr has joined. 14:46:25 Slereah_: you're wrong :p 14:47:08 But being wrong is right 14:47:17 So then you're good again 14:47:22 Which is the evilest thing of all! 14:48:07 Wow. 14:50:25 http://sites.google.com/site/yacoset/Home/physics-for-programmers 14:51:07 [[Now this is a story all about how my viewpoint flipped-turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became a fan of our friend X M L. 14:51:08 In North Mopac Boulevard, castin rays, on the PC is where I spent most of my days. Chillin out, haxin, refraxin all cool, I was shootin some photons through a polybool. Then a couple of rays who were up to no good, started causing errors in their neighborhood. I wrote one little script and Maya got scared, she said "You're usin up all the memory IRIX can spare!"]] 14:51:14 — http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/96dg0/nobody_who_uses_xml_knows_what_they_are_doing/c0bky64 14:52:49 the idea of generalizing physics to the actual generation of code isnt actually that farfetched in some ways, i think the connections between information theory, physics, and computational systems are well established now 14:53:34 mycroftiv: i think you overestimate the seriousness 14:54:15 ehird: oh, i just like looking for the elements of truth that are what makes humor funny, i think - because these principles are actually pretty factual 14:54:35 for instance: 14:54:44 4. A gas will always expand to fill the volume of its container 14:54:45 All possible race conditions shall happen at some point in the life of a program. 14:55:02 that is basically 'spot on' - because both are entirely about the stochastic exploration of a state space 14:55:02 mycroftiv: you're kooky :D 14:55:06 but fun 14:56:05 ehird: be careful, i might get started on W.H. Zurek and the implications of his work, and then everyone will be sorry they asked 14:56:23 but we're not going to ask! 14:56:35 and no, hes not some crank, hes one of the world's most respected theoreticians of quantum physics 14:56:40 you are smart 14:57:26 Your are smart. 14:58:06 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8177285.stm 14:58:08 teehee 14:58:21 mycroftiv: You should talk to Slereah_, he works on the LHC or something. 14:58:25 Maybe you could get him to collide programs. 14:58:27 I wonder what would be my fine 14:58:44 The judge would be like ONE TRILLION DOLLARS 14:59:38 Slereah_: you do fundamental physics work? 14:59:59 Yeah 15:00:05 Well, internship right now 15:00:10 I'm a physics fundamentalist 15:00:10 I'm still doing my master 15:00:25 THOU SHALT HAVE NO ELEMENTARY PARTICLES APART FROM QUARKS 15:01:11 Slereah_: cool, i know its a big field, but have you checked out W.H. Zurek's work on what he calls 'quantum darwinism' - basically a much extended attack on the quantum measurement problem that extends the decoherence paradigm significantly? 15:01:19 No. 15:01:36 xD 15:01:46 its really awesome work, imo, although i have to take a fair amount of the mathematical foundation 'on faith' - but its all peer reviewed and seems very solid, decades of work 15:02:20 i'm a get a fun argument going 15:02:26 Slereah_: Copenhagen or MWI?! 15:02:29 mycroftiv: Copenhagen or MWI?! 15:02:35 *i'ma, of course 15:03:00 ehird: zurek's quantum darwinism, it settles these questions definitively imo - it descends from MWI style thinking but is really quite different 15:03:13 the name itself makes me suspicious. 15:03:15 ehird: want me to summarize? 15:03:26 ehird: yeah i know it sounds like a lame neologism, im not sure he should ahve picked it 15:03:37 you can summarise if you wish 15:03:39 ehird: but it makes sense in a way after the concept is explained 15:03:40 hehehehe 15:04:05 in short, zurek's work is based on very careful and detailed study of how information is transferred between systems at the quantum level 15:04:06 currently, though I'm physicstarded, I'm an MWI-er 15:04:26 mycroftiv: you might want to dumb it down a bit btw :P 15:04:29 for a 'measurement' to happen - for us to perceive the world - information has to be transmitted through a large series of interactions 15:04:32 i am 15:04:38 good 15:04:38 :P 15:05:17 what zurek shows (mostly by pure mathematical manipulation of the fundamental, well tested equations of qed) is that the transmission of information between systems at the quantum level has very definite tendencies 15:05:32 in the case of the famous 'schrodingers cat' experiment, you can summarize it as this: 15:05:36 i love the name of QED 15:05:38 it's so assertive 15:05:41 how can you argue with QED?! 15:06:06 the reason you never see a half-alive, half-dead cat is that there are rules that determine the kind of information that can be successfully transmitted into the future 15:06:16 mycroftiv: Hey, man, don't make assumptions about what I never see. 15:06:35 and that quantum states that are 'nonsensical' simply do not make 'copies' of themselves in the form of transmitting information forward in time 15:06:48 perhaps they 'happen', but that information can never reach our sense perceptions 15:06:54 I'm not seeing how this really relates to MWI like you said 15:07:09 because our perceiving an event in the world means that our particles have become part of an entangled quantum state 15:07:18 ehird: because the idea is that just like in many world interpretation, 'everything happens' 15:07:38 but unlike MWI, zurek has mathematically studied the dynamics of how information moves between the states and how it goes forward in time 15:07:54 so you're saying that everything happens in _one_ universe or sth? 15:07:58 so rather than a 'branching' universe, you have a universe that represents the *fittest* collection of information 15:08:01 ehird: yes! 15:08:02 this isn't really making any sense to me and I don't see how it relates to darwin at all :P 15:08:12 everything happens in our universe - but we only perceive the 'fittest' information 15:08:13 mycroftiv: doesn't occam's razor apply a bit here? 15:08:18 because only that information is of the form to transmit itself into the future 15:08:23 what does zurek achieve that mwi doesn't 15:08:28 as mwi certainly seems simpler 15:08:31 mathematical meaningfulness mostly 15:08:40 he makes many more predictions and statemnts and the analysis is vastly more fine grained 15:08:49 Is zurek compatible with mwi? 15:08:51 ehird: MWI is basically a philosophical idea - zurek's work is really hard math 15:08:54 As in, does it contradict any part of mwi? 15:09:01 mycroftiv: there have been plenty papers published on mwi /shrug 15:09:08 i know that 15:09:16 zurek descends from wheeler's tradition in this 15:09:32 he absolutely bases his work on the same principle, of taking what the actual structure of the quantum equations say 'seriously' 15:09:44 here im gonna linke the massive and awesome summary paper that was in Nature recently, the arxiv version 15:09:48 you can judge for yourself 15:10:00 this represents a summary of decades of well respected, peer reviewed, mainstream work 15:10:06 my brain will probably leak out i'm afraid 15:10:36 http://arxiv.org/pdf/0903.5082 15:11:49 i really think the quality of the work as pure physics/math is superlative, and that the philosophical implications are absolutely staggering 15:12:08 even more so than MWI actually 15:12:28 To bypass these obstacles Bohr [1] followed Alexander 15:12:28 the Great’s example: Rather than try disentangling the 15:12:28 Gordian Knot at the beginning of his conquest, he cut 15:12:28 it. 15:12:28 ↑ am i the only one who hates such crappy analogies? 15:12:35 sigh. 15:12:48 i think that is an excellent analogy, but it is also completely irrelevant 15:12:57 that is pure literary style, nothing to do with the content of the research or its claims 15:13:07 shush you i'm allowed to complain about it if i want :) 15:13:16 hey, i aint quashing no free speech 15:13:30 but the evil cabal of fizzie and lament are. 15:13:34 * mycroftiv summons his black helicopters of physics interpretation censorship 15:13:37 for definitions of are equal to would if they did. 15:16:28 mycroftiv: well i'm sure i'll read that paper sometime in my life… like perhaps when I think it won't totally go over my head. 15:16:30 Yes, I certainly rule the channel with an IRON FIST, no-one can deny that. 15:17:02 fizzie: Every time you talk I quiver in my boots! 15:17:04 I don't even have boots. 15:17:29 On re-reading my second last line, I read it as "boobs". 15:17:35 Freud would have a field day. 15:17:58 ehird: well, the idea that the universe we perceive == the subset of the total of all quantum states that possess information dynamics corresponding to a 'universe that makes sense' is the idea 15:18:15 and Zurek shows imo convincingly this is a simple and strict consequence of the base equations themselves 15:18:38 you seem to be talking about it like it's objective 15:18:43 i believe it is 15:18:45 but i doubt it's that clear-cut, as in a logical consequence 15:19:14 i believe zurek has succeeded in mathematically deriving an information-theoretic fundamental ontology of the universe from the most experimentally well confirmed physical theory we have 15:19:43 so - and i know this is a fucking nuts claim that scientists would back away from - i think science has now solved the class8ic ontological problems of philosophy to a large extent 15:19:46 If it was truly an objective, formal logic consequence, I'd have almost certainly heard about it due to it being huge. 15:20:07 -!- M0ny has joined. 15:20:10 (Litmus test: if you go on about the man oppressing the fundamental nature of the universe now, you're a quack. :P) 15:20:26 ehird: well, the thing is that the quantum measurement problem is not regarded as 'sexy' necessarily by the physics community, string theory has been regarded more as where its at, and cosmological issues 15:20:44 so i think there is a lot of contingent historical circumstance that means the full significance isnt really understood 15:20:52 Seriously? All I've heard about string theory points it to being a fringe theory that no serious physicist believes due to it being undisprovable. 15:20:55 ehird: but zurek is not a quack, study his biography and his positions 15:20:59 ehird: exactly!! 15:21:08 ehird: but that is only a very recent and 'popular' opinion 15:21:17 for most of the past 20 years, string theory was what most people worked on 15:21:21 I suppose. 15:21:23 following andrew witten extensively 15:21:46 It's hard to believe, really. 15:21:50 ehird: and really most working physicists came to believe that the quantum measurement problem was either not important, or already satisfactorily solved 15:21:55 I mean, working on something undisprovable? 15:22:02 Might as well develop a theory of invisible pink unicorns. 15:22:25 and as i say zurek's work is far from obscure, - it is the mainstream of modern work on QED, and not challenged by anyone so far as i know 15:22:42 mycroftiv: Isn't the copenhagen interpretation the standard fare? 15:22:52 That's the impression I've had, at least 15:23:04 not so much any more, the decoherent paradigm really has taken over i think 15:23:10 Hmm. 15:23:26 i think reading at the semi-popular level is likely to convey a somewhat misleading impression 15:24:30 im not a degree- carrying researcher, but ive made a serious effort to move from a 'laymans' understanding to a true technical level and follow the current research directly - and the real state of the community opinion isnt really captured well by the standard summaries of the ideas on quantum measurement 15:25:14 the thing is that people like the 'narrative' of quantum mechanics being all spooky/crazy/not understood 15:25:45 thats still the dominant trope of whatever popular discourse there tends to be, so the fact that a rather technical and detailed analysis of the theory has shown its not actually like that has just not made a huge impression on the world 15:27:21 i mean, the fact is that the average 'educated, intelligent, rational person' is still using a set of conceptual tools that basically encodes the euclidean/newtonian analytic framework 15:27:25 at best! 15:28:42 :P 15:29:00 -!- ais523 has joined. 15:29:05 hi ais523 15:30:31 hi 15:32:00 ehird: btw, in re: string theory - the motivations of the string theory researchers actually do make a lot of sense fundaemntally, even though a lot of people now think that approach wont really get us anwywhere 15:32:27 our current best physical theories all have the fundamental mathematical fact in common of being strongly related to symmetry groups 15:32:53 theres a very important theorem called noether's theorem that connects symmetries to conservation laws, as a consequence 15:33:08 so, the string theorists idea is to hunt for more symmetries, basically 15:33:22 the mathematics of string theory is amazing, from a group-theoretical symmetry perspective 15:33:35 so that is why it was very appealing as a source for mathematical ideas for physics 15:34:00 in fact, much incredibly important research *has* been done by string theory - but it has turned out to be 'pure math' more than physics 15:34:06 theres nothing wrong with pure math though 15:34:30 but people get irritated when purely theoretical mathematical structures with no discrernable connection to reality start claiming to be the fundamental building blocks of everything ;) 15:34:41 foop doop 15:35:06 am i being tiresome? 15:38:47 what does "making sense" mean 15:39:18 Pthing: mispelled double antonym of 'losing dollars' ? 15:39:41 plausibly, but I doubt the world is quite ready for a theory unifying finance and fundamental physics 15:40:00 Pthing: I'm not sure, I think it makes dollars and sense 15:40:17 mycroftiv: not tiresome, i'm just bored of that subject now ;) 15:40:22 Pthing: actually, i honestly think we are - i think for instance Wolfram and others have good theories about general mathematical rules for complex dynamic systems 15:40:26 well I'm not 15:40:32 ehird: may i interest you in some plan9 from bell labs>? 15:40:39 Yeah well, Wolfram is his own worst enemy in that respect 15:40:43 mycroftiv: i already like plan 9 :P 15:40:58 He doesn't have good theories, he has *expansive* theories 15:41:12 but he tells you they're good enough times 15:41:36 Pthing: hm but he also does real research and publishes stuff and makes tools, does he not? so i dont think it can be said to be purely hot air 15:41:49 Well, the people he *hires* does real research and publishes stuff 15:41:51 Wolfram's theories tend to be rather vague and use brute-forcing to fill in the details 15:42:02 that's quite interesting for small-scale things, but I don't think it scales up 15:42:02 ais523: BUT THE UNIVERSAL 2,3 TURING MACHINE 15:42:06 YOU DID IT, DON'T YOU _BELIEVE_?! 15:42:11 ehird: yes, it was found via brute force 15:42:14 ais523: well, doesnt the universe itself 'brute force' itself a lot? 15:42:20 it's you— er, his— most important result of the CENTURY! 15:42:25 Finding something through brute force isn't the problem 15:42:29 the four colour problem was brute forced 15:42:31 the PROBLEM 15:42:41 mycroftiv: oh, yes; it certainly works in theory, just it tends not to work for really big things because it takes a prohibitively long time 15:42:44 is that Wolfram goes off with the principle of computational bollocks or whatever it was 15:42:54 yes 15:43:04 which is not even philosophically well placed 15:43:11 ((ais523 won the Wolfram Prize for the 2,3 turing machine thingy)) 15:43:18 really 15:43:19 (((to give context to my jokes))) 15:43:23 Pthing: yuh: http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ 15:43:42 Pthing: I think it's an attempt to generalise the Church-Turing thesis, possibly doomed to failure because nobody agrees on how to state the original thesis in the first place 15:43:49 yes! 15:43:51 that's what I mean. 15:44:03 It's a very emotionally appealing idea 15:44:14 wow, im seriously star struck to be in the presence of people who do the work that i regard as incredibly importnat 15:44:19 lol 15:44:21 * mycroftiv asks for autograph, seriously 15:44:30 mycroftiv: it's a bit hard over the internet 15:44:33 * mycroftiv IM NOT WORTHIES 15:44:35 ais523: you should become a celebrity 15:44:36 hehe 15:44:42 How about a handjob? 15:44:42 you've got a better claim to fame than paris hilton! 15:44:42 shall I digitally sign a document and send it to you? 15:44:53 haha 15:44:58 digital autographs are the things in the future 15:45:14 I'm interested in 15:45:15 well 15:45:19 I'd *like* to be interested in 15:45:32 but I don't think it's even an actual thing yet 15:46:11 some kind of built-up computational discipline about biological systems 15:46:20 it's part of natural computation, sure 15:46:55 i note that over time this channel gradually transforms from an esolang channel to just plain esoteric 15:47:08 well in the broad sense the discovery of DNA was really just that, wasnt it? 15:47:16 hmm... what sort of thing do you normally write in autographs? 15:47:17 i mean, the mapping of DNA == source code for biology is pretty strict 15:47:22 Yeaahhhh sort of, the whole molecular biology thing 15:47:32 mycroftiv: except that there seems to be lots of side-channel information too 15:47:41 ais523: "Alex Smith", I suppose 15:47:42 But there's no real basis for a theoretical view of it 15:47:44 ais523: use M-x artist-mode 15:47:45 the DNA doesn't encode everything, even though in theory they could 15:47:50 to make it all signature-looking! 15:47:52 it's all either been elucidation of the precise mechanisms 15:47:56 ais523: yeah that kind of generalization is really sloppy, im not claiming that as 'fact', but i think as maps and metaphors go, its amazingly strong 15:48:06 I thought autographs were addressed to someone in particular 15:48:19 ais523: i think that's mostly via implied ownership of the item in question. 15:48:20 and besides, it's the digital sig that would contain my name, just like traditional analog sigs are where you put your name 15:48:38 ooh, I know what I could send 15:48:41 ais523: make a file with 24 lines of 80 spaces, then 15:48:42 and sign that 15:48:42 a digitally signed INTERCAL addition 15:48:45 it's a blank piece of paper 15:48:46 i believe we now know that cells are not so much a single centrally organized thing but in fact a kind of ecosystem all in their own, with independently evolved structures, right? 15:48:54 Well yeah sorta 15:48:56 mycroftiv: trippy 15:49:02 yo dawg i heard you like ecosystems so etc 15:49:04 with a kind of complex flow of information and processes between viruses, dna/rna, mitochondria, etc 15:49:04 You can go dumb with it 15:50:01 -!- Lim has joined. 15:50:14 information theory is obviously fundamental to life just because maintaining low entropy is key to the definition 15:50:23 hello Lim 15:50:29 who/what/where brought you here 15:50:32 /when 15:50:41 hello 15:50:54 I can't see the theory getting going until people start to properly engineer genomes 15:50:59 We're just starting to now 15:51:23 i can speak in french ? 15:51:31 The other problem is that the point of computer science is that it's so general 15:52:01 if i was going to put a bet on where we might get a truly amazing fundamental breakthrough - if we could 'crack the neural code' of whats going on in the brain in an analogous way to our current tracing of genetics... 15:52:02 that the architecture isn't frightfully important, so whether you can do anything on a particularly deep level *specifically* about biological computation is doubtful 15:52:06 Lim: can you? 15:52:10 we might not understand you though 15:52:13 mycroftiv: http://pastebin.ca/raw/1514846 15:52:17 there you go, a digital autograph 15:52:20 Pthing: Engineering genomes has gotten started. 15:52:23 that thing expires in 15 minutes, be sure to save a copy 15:52:24 yes 15:52:27 Lim: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images 15:52:30 is what the topic references 15:52:34 not a french channel :P 15:52:38 -!- impomatic has joined. 15:52:41 hi impomatic 15:52:42 Hi :-) 15:52:52 ok 15:52:54 ais523: thank you! 15:52:56 !translateto Lim: what channel did you expect this to be? 15:52:57 er 15:52:59 !translateto fr Lim: what channel did you expect this to be? 15:53:04 !translatefromto en fr Lim: what channel did you expect this to be? 15:53:06 I heard about it at USENIX in 2008; there was a freaking genetic programming language they had devised and were using to modify bacteria. 15:53:11 oh 15:53:13 `translatefromto en fr Lim: what channel did you expect this to be? 15:53:16 ehird: is that an EgoBot or HackEgo feature? 15:53:18 ;_; 15:53:22 `translateto fr Lim: what channel did you expect this to be? 15:53:24 HackEGo isn't here 15:53:24 I had not heard of an actual programming language 15:53:27 darn 15:53:28 which might explain why it isn't working 15:53:30 or what that would imply :| 15:53:32 `join 15:53:37 pity, doesn't work... 15:53:42 Lim: qu'est-ce que vous pensez que cette chaîne était d'environ? 15:53:53 you don't mean the iGEM parts, do you? 15:54:02 ehird: run through an online translator? 15:54:06 ais523: yuhuh :) 15:54:09 je me suis dit qu'on parle d'esoterisme ici 15:54:30 et je suis venu voir 15:54:46 Lim: bizarre ( «ésotériques»), les langages de programmation, en fait. mais nous sommes surtout hors sujet! 15:55:02 ah ok 15:55:17 I think Lim was probably referring to the topic 15:55:17 ici on parle de programmation !! 15:55:26 -!- pikhq has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 15:55:27 Qui a dit que Google Translate ne fonctionne pas? 15:55:28 ais523: agreed 15:55:33 un patois 15:55:34 Lim: :-) 15:55:54 :) 15:56:06 -!- ehird has set topic: This is not valable Anglais. http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D. 15:56:43 * ais523 wonders what the second most spoken language is here 15:56:45 ok byr 15:56:53 -!- Lim has left (?). 15:56:54 maybe Korean? there certainly used to be quite a few Koreans here 15:57:00 Finnish. 15:57:03 oh, ofc 15:57:21 Has #esoteric officially switched languages? 15:57:29 impomatic: Just to talk to someone ;-) 15:57:40 ais523: Deewiant, fizzie, Ilari, ineiros 15:57:45 may be more finns hanging around 15:57:51 impomatic: nah, it was a one-off joke 15:57:51 ^there 15:58:01 finns are everywhere :|| 15:58:06 ehird: but fungot doesn't have a "there" command 15:58:06 ais523: of course. to connect to ports and send things how it pleases 15:58:14 whoops, maybe it does 15:58:18 :D 15:58:20 that's quite a generic command, though 15:58:22 Je pense que nous devrions tous nous parler par l'intermédiaire de Google Translate, raison: il est fun. 15:58:29 which would explain why you gave it without arguments 15:58:46 ais523: intercal needs a command like that 15:58:49 And can anyone output the string "Hello Reddit!" in Brainfuck with a program less than 113 characters 15:58:51 connects to a random machine on a random port and sends random data 15:58:55 I think CLC-INTERCAL has one, pretty much 15:58:55 !bf_txtgen Hello Reddit! 15:59:02 ehird: no way that that will win 15:59:05 117 ++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<++++++++++.>----------.-..+++++.+++++++++++.>+.>. [729] 15:59:06 bf_txtgen is rather inefficient 15:59:09 117 15:59:11 close enough 15:59:12 although, that was impressive 15:59:19 improve to taste 15:59:34 hmm 15:59:36 ok, we should be able to optimise that down 5 times 15:59:40 *5 chars 15:59:44 probably 15:59:58 Twitfuck: a Brainfuck program under 140 characters that does something fun. 16:00:11 !bf_txtgen AAAAAAAAAAAAAA 16:00:13 The uncomfortable double-meaning as cybersex over Twitter is welcomed. 16:00:14 48 +++++[>+++++++++++++>++>><<<<-]>..............>. [756] 16:00:23 ah yes, it adds a final newline 16:00:31 just removing that would shorten the program 16:00:43 you could get rid of the >+< in the loop and the >. at the end 16:00:47 is that cheating, though? 16:00:53 Deutsch, als von Natur aus komisch Sprache, ist die neue Sprache für die Übersetzung meiner Dummheit. 16:01:07 ais523: "Hello Reddit!" doesn't end with \n :P 16:01:08 impomatic: do you require a final newline? 16:01:22 lol google translate roundtripped silliness as stupidity 16:01:32 ^bf ++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<++++++++++.>----------.-..+++++.+++++++++++.>+. 16:01:32 Hello Reddit! 16:01:45 112 characters, if I counted correctly 16:02:04 !c printf("%d",strlen("++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<++++++++++.>----------.-..+++++.+++++++++++.>+.")) 16:02:12 112 16:02:18 wow, that took longer to compile than I expected 16:02:36 I didn't include a newline in mine, so that beats the one I just posted: http://tr.im/v3ER 16:03:18 this channel embarasses people; you ask a hard question, and the bots give you an answer to it in a few seconds 16:03:33 :-) 16:03:42 we're at the forefront of the singularity! :p 16:03:47 soon, we'll just replace ourselves with bots 16:03:53 after all, the humans don't contribute all that much to the channel 16:04:14 impomatic: your Underload suggestion is pretty short 16:05:21 you should respond to the person who posted that awful BF with the bot's nice semi-optimised BF, though 16:05:34 a competent human could beat it, but I'm not sure if any would be bothered 16:05:40 (although I notice dbc is here...) 16:05:47 -!- pikhq has joined. 16:05:49 (and he's /very/ good at BF golfing) 16:05:52 Pthing: Well, it was more "programming-esque", in that it was a textual way of composing small blocks of genes with specific functioning together. 16:06:00 I responded with a hand written 113 instruction BF 16:06:11 i think ive fallen into a parallel universe, i did not realize there were places where issues like 'brainfuck code quality' were actually of community interest :) 16:06:12 yeah, they're called codons 16:06:16 ais523: dbc is amazing at all golfing 16:06:16 http://www.hevanet.com/cristofd/siersig.c 16:06:19 Do you have a cite for them or something? 16:06:19 impomatic: the response doesn't seem to have shown up 16:06:27 the only entry to my chaos game method sierpinski golf in C :) 16:06:41 mycroftiv: BF code quality is done as a competitive sport, because there's no other reason to do it 16:06:49 mycroftiv: parallel universe? doesn't that contradict QUANTUM DARWINISM? 16:06:59 SEEEEEEEEEEEEERVED 16:07:00 see 16:07:04 That was my first thought 16:07:06 Speciation 16:07:19 I'll speci your ation. 16:07:24 Pthing: No, it was a speech that I saw. And it was awesome. 16:07:36 pity 16:07:41 ais523: to the extent i or people i knew preiously messed with brainfuck, just getting it to do anything was considered the 'badge of achievement' 16:07:48 Yeah. 16:08:05 mycroftiv: But that's not even all that hard! 16:08:07 ^show 16:08:07 echo reverb rev rot13 rev2 fib wc ul cho choo pow2 source help hw srmlebac uenlsbcmra scramble unscramble 16:08:11 ooh, we still have choo here 16:08:14 ^show choo 16:08:14 >,[>,]+32[<]>[[.>]<[<]>[-]>] 16:08:19 You can compile C into it (not well)! 16:08:20 ;) 16:08:24 ^choo Testing 16:08:24 Testing esting sting ting ing ng g 16:08:36 Strange, I see the response here 16:08:47 impomatic: Maybe you're banned :) 16:08:52 by the autospambotbannerthingy 16:09:03 I had a thing where the author of a comment s— 16:09:03 wait 16:09:04 lemme dig a link 16:09:12 sure, if you use the algorithmic approach, i dont see any reason why you couldnt procedurally port and build kde4 to/from brainfuck if you felt like building the necessary bits of glue, right? 16:09:27 KDE4, maybe not 16:09:31 impomatic: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/94s1u/ohsorry/c0bfs8r 16:09:37 so reddit may be having issues 16:09:38 although I'm trying to do that with programs about as complicated as NetHack, via gcc-bf 16:09:40 mycroftiv: IO 16:09:42 which I need to finish some time 16:09:57 * ais523 waits for someone to mention PSOX 16:10:20 I especially love how gcc-bf has filesystem emulation going. 16:10:29 written but not tested in any way 16:10:37 and the filesystem is slightly simpler than DOS 1's 16:10:46 Still nice. 16:11:08 And since the idea is to just be a hosted implementation of C, it's not like you need a *complex* filesystem. 16:11:19 ais523: how does it compare to MFS? 16:11:32 ehird: I don't know of MFS 16:11:45 but basically, it's a malloced dictionary, implemented using linear search 16:11:50 so you couldn't really get much worse 16:11:54 ais523: it had resource forks but not directories 16:11:55 except 16:11:55 Folders existed as a concept on the original MFS-based Macintosh, but worked completely differently from the way they do on modern systems. They were visible in Finder windows, but not in the open and save dialog boxes. There was always one empty folder on the volume, and if it was altered in any way (such as by adding or renaming files), a new Empty Folder would appear, thus providing a way to create new folders. MFS stored all of the file and directory lis 16:12:06 well, bffs doesn't have directories at all 16:12:11 ting information in a single file. The Finder created the "illusion" of folders, by storing all files as a directory handle/file handle pair. To display the contents of a particular folder, MFS would scan the directory for all files in that handle. There was no need to find a separate file containing the directory listing. 16:12:11 ^bf +++++[>+++[>>+>++++>+++>+++>++<[++++<]<-]<-]>>>---.>>----.>+++..+++.>++.<<<<++++++++++.>>.-..>------.<<----.>>>+. 16:12:12 Hello Reddit! 16:12:17 ais523: yes, but MFS is more perverse 16:12:20 113 characters :-( 16:12:21 agreed 16:12:24 structured metadata but no folders… but crazily hacked up folders 16:12:33 impomatic: at least you have 3 nested loops there, which is always fun to see 16:12:39 ooh, and the innermost is unbalanced 16:12:49 that must have driven you mad trying to write that 16:12:52 :-) 16:12:53 i wonder if esotope can optimise that 16:13:01 ehird: Yes. 16:13:02 or in-between? 16:13:07 Not really, just took five minutes 16:13:10 To what extent is a good question. 16:16:01 seems I don't have a copy of in-between here to test, and I'm pretty sure I don't have a copy of esotope-bfc either 16:16:20 svn co blah 16:16:23 ok, you guys have inspired me to do something i think needs to be done - and that is write up a short paper trying to explain why i think that Zurek's work makes the idea that information theory is the fundamental ontology of the universe approach the status of 'proven, so long as QED remains experimentally valid' 16:17:04 you only said that so you could watch people trying to parse it, didn't you? 16:17:29 ais523: if that was the case, i would have been more careful with the grammar :( 16:17:41 since trying to parse it myself reading it now, i stumble a bit 16:19:34 it didn't help that I expanded "QED" the wrong way at a first reading 16:20:27 ais523: ouch, thats definitely an invalid typecast when i parse it that way 16:20:45 it almost godel statement's my head. 16:20:47 -!- pikhq has quit ("Lost terminal"). 16:20:53 I been playing with a 4 instruction Forth. >R R> R@ and - 16:21:00 impomatic: oklopol commented on that 16:21:01 and so did I :P 16:21:09 :-) 16:21:12 mycroftiv: "I'll gödel statement your sexual organs, if you know what I mean." 16:21:20 (first person to use that IRL gets a cookie. a Gödel cookie.) 16:21:56 hey, someone just prodded a page on Esolang, and we don't even have a prod template 16:22:00 ehird: didn't see your comment 16:22:03 impomatic: my comment was the first one, the nitpick :P 16:22:16 ais523: oh, right, I was going to ask you to delete two pages 16:22:16 ehird: hmm, couldnt you just embed a good old fashioned paradox in them? if you can prove a false stament, you can prove any statement, so i could then prove 'i have sex with you' to anyone i wish via the broken logical system 16:22:25 ehird: I've probably deleted one already 16:22:40 but http://esolangs.org/wiki/MonkeyCode is rather mystifying, it reminds me of a schrodilan which has already gone off 16:22:40 ais523: http://esolangs.org/wiki/More, because it isn't even a language that the author of the page invented, isn't interesting, is a stupid, and is worth zilch 16:22:46 Thanks anonymous ;-) I left the comment, but fixed the typo 16:23:29 ehird: I do think the idea of using #!/bin/tail is a mildly clever one (which I also came up with) 16:23:33 ais523: The second is http://esolangs.org/wiki/Compute because it's semantically meaningless, the interpreter isn't, could only be created by someone with the intellect of a 2 year old and is in just about every which way pointless, but then we have precedent for keeping those sorts of pages. 16:23:35 but I was planning to use it in esoteric Perl 16:23:42 Also, it's so mildly clever that EVERYONE has figured it out. 16:23:45 Besides, not a language. 16:23:50 ehird: yes, I think we should leave it in the jokes list 16:23:56 More or Compute? 16:23:59 as it's a common and fundamental type of joke that we don't actually have yet 16:24:01 and Computer 16:24:04 *Compute 16:24:06 More is less clear 16:24:08 I'm trying to implement enough to prove that >R R> R@ and - are Turing complete. 16:24:10 we have that, actually, ais523 16:24:18 which one? 16:24:24 sec 16:24:28 ais523: http://esolangs.org/wiki/QWERTY_Keyboard_Dot_Language 16:24:50 ehird: that doesn't have the "No IO" feature that makes it implementable 16:24:53 which is, I suspect, the real joke 16:24:58 s/implementable/"implementable"/ 16:24:58 ais523: Compute isn't implementable, either 16:25:07 it isn't computing if you don't actually compute it 16:25:11 well, ofc 16:25:20 anyway, it's a bad joke, but not so bad that it's worthy of deletion 16:25:29 and I agree, we do have precedent for keeping that sort of thing 16:25:36 ehird: actually a few quantum computing algorithms do their best to cheat on that, but i guess i wont argue the point 16:25:54 but is it agreed that http://esolangs.org/wiki/More is an awful waste of space? 16:26:11 ehird: I think it you could write a decent article about the subject, but that isn't it 16:26:24 maybe as a section in a longer article about ways to abuse non-esolang programs 16:26:52 it isn't wasting space, incidentally; deleted pages take up more space than non-deleted pages 16:26:56 well, sure 16:26:58 i mean semantic space 16:27:00 subjective space 16:27:01 browsing space 16:27:08 it isn't in any cats, so it isn't wasting space that way either 16:27:10 -!- Azstal has joined. 16:27:11 cognitive space 16:27:15 disk space is a useless concept, anyway 16:27:18 ehird: if you are worried about the informational ethics of deleting pointless pages i advise you to apply the 'in 500 billion years nobody care and this irks my aesthetics, good bye' 16:27:19 we can store anything these days for peanuts 16:27:31 mycroftiv: Sorry, no; I'm a packrat. :) 16:28:02 anyway, can anyone deduce a language spec from this: http://nocluestudios.com/MonkeyCode 16:28:06 Also, *I'd* quite like to care in roughly that time, if by sheer luck we get brain scanning before I become all stupid n' shit. 16:28:16 hmm... let's try web archive 16:28:45 i'm sure i've seen monkey code before 16:29:24 http://web.archive.org/web/20050311210617/http://www.nocluestudios.com/ <--- I preferred eso-std.org's placeholder 16:29:54 I still say :> was the narrator, not a spaceship 16:29:55 in fact, all the pages in the web archive for nocluestudios have placeholders worded pretty similarly 16:30:04 it hasn't archived any actual content 16:30:14 prolly it's always been like that 16:30:24 so, did this language ever exist? 16:30:47 Yes 16:30:56 There's a tunes.org log entry about it 16:31:00 Apparently it has no branching. 16:31:08 and the interp only ran on windows and was closed-source 16:31:23 -!- ehird has set topic: Old dudes who know Brainfuck | http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D. 16:31:25 so, worse than deadfish? 16:31:35 not that bad, probably 16:31:47 still, deadfish caught on massively, somehow 16:32:12 10:55:56 --- join: DawnLight (n=DawnLigh@82.166.248.171) joined #esoteric 16:32:13 10:56:09 are you guys crazy? 16:32:42 what date? 16:32:50 and really, how can we respond to that? 16:33:00 20071029 16:33:12 ehird: what date is the tunes.org log entry? 16:33:16 we should link to it on the monkeycode page 16:33:23 google the url of the site 16:33:25 to make it actually have some content at least 16:33:47 Your search - http://www.nocluestudios.com/MonkeyCode - did not match any documents. 16:33:54 -!- Asztal has quit (Connection timed out). 16:34:19 ah, it works without the www 16:34:36 12:59:14 It's 1 PM, so I should get some sleep. 16:34:40 if the creator of monkeycode knew how many neurons of the great minds of our time were pursuing his work, im sure hed be shocked 16:35:32 mycroftiv 16:35:33 we're not that clever/ 16:35:37 s/\\$/./ 16:35:37 :P 16:36:37 I'm not sure I'd be as good as programmer at all if I didn't have a computer when I was 3 16:36:41 anyway, someone prodded for notability reasons, we don't do that on esolang 16:36:47 mostly environment 16:37:12 you say that now, but wait until one of your clever little esoteric language loops actually happens to compile itself upon reading to neural level executable and you become the first human/algorithm hybrid consciousness 16:37:24 a true literal 'brainfuck' 16:37:38 but i'm planning on that! 16:37:49 What does prod mean? 16:38:20 the english word? 16:38:28 proposed deletion 16:38:36 oh wiki templating 16:38:43 it's like a deletion vote without the voting 16:38:49 * mycroftiv is always in global context 16:38:50 i.e., "Hey, this should be deleted." 16:39:02 mycroftiv: you need to contextualise! 16:39:06 Thanks 16:39:09 on Wikipedia, it means it can be deleted with 1 support and without objection within 7 days 16:39:17 so it is a vote, sort of 16:39:24 heh 16:39:24 just one that has to be unanimous, and where people don't actually bother to vote 16:39:28 15:14:53 penguin benchmark avocado 16:39:28 15:15:13 ? 16:39:28 15:15:29 immibis coil fortress modulo sailing 16:39:29 15:15:49 ? 16:39:29 15:16:00 ? 16:39:29 15:16:18 what are you talking about 16:39:31 15:16:38 deftly turtle english markup 16:42:32 I suppose I ought to get some programming done 17:10:58 -!- oerjan has joined. 17:22:52 hi oerjan 17:22:58 hi ais523 17:23:17 . http://io9.com/5327313/meet-two-new-quantum-particles-spinons-and-holons <-- fascinating 17:23:26 also bullshit 17:23:30 they're not really particles 17:23:41 just like, ways to describe fluctuations between particles or sth 17:23:41 is this like phonons? 17:23:43 physicist on reddit said 17:23:43 yeah 17:23:45 like phonons 17:23:50 Plenty of things are not real particles 17:23:52 also there's a good thing in the io9 comments, layman explanation 17:23:57 you can probably find the comments on reddit 17:23:58 They are quasi-particles 17:24:11 They're still the same mathematically 17:24:12 http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/96j3t/electron_split_into_2_new_quantum_particles/c0bljcd 17:24:17 ↑ angry scientist is angry 17:25:29 he should join the Union of Concerned Scientists 17:25:37 Anger Chapter 17:25:38 http://www.ucsusa.org/ 17:43:39 iwc :D 17:46:50 I wickdee. 18:01:22 -!- GregorR-L has joined. 18:02:40 Esola Next Generation 18:09:13 "Esola was a secret convent of gnostic Armenian hermits founded in Anatolia in the 9th century. Most of the monks were wiped out in 1917 in an event which the Turkish government denies to this day. A few of the monks were able to flee to America, where they founded EsolaNG." 18:09:52 wat 18:10:10 ehird: are you not aware of our proud tradition? 18:10:16 no. 18:10:37 oh oh 18:10:39 esolang 18:10:40 how amusing 18:10:48 lol it's like, i put esola in my google field 18:10:49 and it was 18:10:52 esola blah blah 18:10:54 esola blah blah 18:10:55 esolang 18:11:01 and i was like, ok, that must be EsolaNG 18:11:04 well i guess it _is_ secret. at least when there are turks nearby. 18:11:04 so i typed esolang 18:11:06 and saw "esolang wiki" 18:11:07 and i thought 18:11:12 well right the wikipedia article 18:11:14 googled esolang 18:11:16 "DOH" 18:11:27 great success! 18:12:11 -!- oerjan has quit ("Later"). 19:08:33 [[I’m sorry, I think char strings are a really bad solution, but the XML thing is just as bad. I use my own lib to make everystring a number, every word a number. Makes programs that do the same things with 100 times less code, thousands times faster, and I have measured it, this is not a theoretical statement like yours.]] 19:08:37 w… what o_O 19:09:37 Huh… CUPS is made by Apple. 19:09:42 I assume coppro doesn't use it :-P 19:18:52 "The top of the cube with ample room for ventilation and a slot below for DVDs or CD-ROMs. Look ma! No fans!" // yeah, right :P 19:24:05 ehird: who said that, and why 19:24:13 which 19:24:21 the quote just after oerjan left 19:24:30 well, immediately after, there was quite a timelag 19:24:37 also, aren't all strings numbers already? 19:24:50 yeah i really don't know man 19:24:53 it's a fucked up quote :P 19:26:53 (the quote after that was from a review of the G4 Cube; evidently theirs had not yet overheated :P) 19:29:51 -!- Mony has joined. 19:30:19 -!- Mony has changed nick to Guest15416. 19:33:12 -!- Guest15416 has changed nick to Moony. 19:38:19 -!- Moony has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 19:47:46 -!- M0ny has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 20:22:16 -!- impomatic has quit ("mov.i #1,1"). 20:34:12 [ehird:~/Documents/LimeChat Transcripts] % cat */* | grep '^..:.. ehird' | awk '{for (i = 3; i < NF; i++) print $i }' | sort | uniq -ic | sort -n | e 20:34:24 *sort -rn 20:34:56 the a to is I it you of and that in AnMaster: 20:34:58 ↑ the top words 20:35:18 Things like "for", "not", "it's", "be", "has", "on", "with", "as" and "do" come below "AnMaster:". 20:35:25 That is hilarious. 20:35:43 *sort -f 20:35:50 to avoid dupliciciciates 20:36:53 [ehird:~/Documents/LimeChat Transcripts] % cat */* | grep '^..:.. ehird' | awk '{for (i = 3; i < NF; i++) print $i }' | LC_ALL=C sort -f | uniq -ic | sort -rn | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' 20:36:56 complete solution 20:36:56 er 20:37:00 add | e at the end :P 20:38:10 Many hapax legomenons. 20:38:16 *legomena 20:38:25 And dis legomena. 20:38:28 Long tail sort of thing. 20:51:17 ehird, what exactly are you measuring there? 20:51:28 Just read the line; it's fairly obvious. 20:51:35 frequency of word in phrases directed to you? I'm not faimilar with the log format 20:51:42 HH:MM person: text 20:51:48 hm right 20:52:39 guess: frequency of words in what you said yourself? 20:52:44 not sure what the awk bit is there for 20:54:06 oh wait, must be to cut away timestamp and ehird? 20:54:11 but why start at 3 then 20:54:13 huh 20:54:13 Yes, although "ehird" is still the top word. 20:54:18 AnMaster: $1 = HH:MM 20:54:21 $2 = person: 20:54:22 yes 20:54:24 $3 = first word 20:54:29 oh right duh 20:54:31 1-based 20:54:33 forgot that 20:54:53 btw I found a new game. Sadly it doesn't run very well on the laptop. Due to the intel graphics 20:54:58 -!- ais523 has quit (Remote closed the connection). 20:55:29 it's "vegastrike", an open source space game. seems quite fun so far, still learning how stuff in it works though... 20:55:41 bbiab 20:56:17 AnMaster: have you installed the open source intel drivers? 20:56:24 It should handle 3D better than your desktop, at least. 21:26:13 -!- ehird has quit. 21:31:29 -!- pikhq has joined. 21:33:16 AnMaster: have you installed the open source intel drivers? <-- yes it uses the intel drivers. I get hardware acceleration even. (checked with glxgears), It even handles the game quite well when there aren't a lot of other ships on the screen. However when there are: my desktop handles it far better 21:33:53 -!- KingOfKarlsruhe has quit (Remote closed the connection). 21:33:54 the desktop however takes ages to load the game. And swaps out other programs while doing so. 21:38:54 -!- Pthing has quit ("Leaving"). 21:59:43 -!- ehird has joined. 22:00:12 ehird: 22:00:16 AnMaster: have you installed the open source intel drivers? <-- yes it uses the intel drivers. I get hardware acceleration even. (checked with glxgears), It even handles the game quite well when there aren't a lot of other ships on the screen. However when there are: my desktop handles it far better 22:00:31 AnMaster: Shoulda chosen the ATI graphics. 22:00:33 ehird, a geforce 7600 isn't quite as bad as you think 22:01:18 AnMaster: it's the drivers 22:01:22 not the gp 22:01:23 gpu 22:01:26 ehird, maybe. still the game vegastrike seems quite graphics intensive with shaders and what not, and I won't need that advanced graphics 22:01:28 iirc the intel drivers are slow 22:01:30 on linux 22:01:34 i mean, really slow 22:01:40 ehird, any better drivers then for linux? 22:01:49 nah; they're working on it 22:01:52 ah right 22:02:22 btw, I found this program by idle browsing in ubuntu's add/remove programs thingy in the game category 22:02:45 yes, that's a nice way to find neat programs 22:03:00 in the "not maintained by canonical" section 22:03:30 ehird, I have a list of other games to try out. Found a few "sounds good by really quite bad" and some "better than it sounds" ones 22:03:38 in the latter category: "kiki the nanobot" 22:03:45 interesting puzzle game 22:04:00 AnMaster: btw select all programs, not just non-canonical 22:04:07 otherwise you're just excluding stuff for no reason :P 22:04:10 ehird, well yeah that is what I did 22:04:12 or rather: 22:04:14 right. 22:04:24 "open source non-canon(ical)" ;P 22:04:39 the best game is xjump 22:04:47 well 22:04:53 best action-sorta game 22:04:55 ehird, tried it before, and well, I just suck at it 22:05:03 it's sort of the distilled essence of the fast-paced game 22:05:06 AnMaster: me too 22:05:18 turns out it's the fluff additions that make games easy :P 22:05:27 anyway, their vegastrike package is a bit buggy. I'm not sure in what way, but background music only works when you docked to a space station, otherwise it spews python tracebacks in stdout 22:05:38 that's prolly not the packaging 22:05:48 ehird, well, it works correctly on gentoo 22:05:54 using the upstream binary build 22:06:00 drivers, infrastructure etc 22:06:36 tbh xjump would be much easier if the whole world wasn't made of butter 22:06:50 since 1) gentoo doesn't have a package for it 2) the binary package is 497 MB, most is data but it seems more of a pain to build it anyway 22:09:13 oh and vegastrike might seem kind of dead when looking at their website (last commit in May) but it also seems very stable and complete, just found one minor bug/misfeature so far: they seem to use a custom font in the game, and when it is rendered at small size (only a few places, but then very long bits of text) it is very hard to read. 22:09:15 -!- M0ny has joined. 22:09:32 as in, the first vertical line in M goes missing. or very faint 22:09:56 I *suspect* misuse of anti-aliasing. 22:10:21 may isn't really dead 22:10:41 oh and just now: white text on slightly off white bg = bad idea 22:10:54 but that seems to be due to rendering text on a surface reflecting the sun 22:10:56 by loki1950 22:10:56 on Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:43 pm 22:11:00 that name is in rad 22:11:01 red 22:11:05 if I turn the ship around it is close to black instead 22:11:05 in the feature requests forum 22:11:07 = admin 22:11:13 ehird, mhm? kay 22:11:55 where is that column btw? under bug tracker? 22:12:24 * AnMaster stares at main page 22:13:21 what? 22:13:24 forums 22:13:27 oh right 22:13:48 -!- ehird has quit. 22:14:06 -!- ehird has joined. 22:14:31 anyway, if you like this type of games you might want to give it a try. No idea if you a) like them b) have a computer able to handle lots of shaders and special effects (though you can use the separate program vssetup to turn some of that off, yes that is right, settings are in a separate program) 22:14:49 what kind of game is it? 22:14:50 oh another thing, it is stretched on wide screen (unless you run in windowed mode) 22:15:01 also, I have a mildly crappy gfx card from 2006 22:15:03 came with mac 22:15:06 lowest end one 22:15:08 some ati thingy 22:15:32 i can run games from like 2002 at full res with everything turned on at high fps, so 22:15:39 unless it's as intensive as commercial games, prolly fine 22:15:45 AnMaster: can't you set black bars 22:15:46 ehird, well... space simulator/game. You can notice they gave a half hearted try to simulate realistic physics then gave up and added a "SPEC-drive" so the game wouldn't take so long 22:15:47 s/$/?/ 22:15:59 AnMaster: strategy? 22:16:06 or what. 22:16:19 ehird, you pilot a ship, so not freeciv style of stratergy 22:16:28 action? 22:16:28 there is combat too, haven't yet figured out how it works 22:16:36 ehird, yes, but also peaceful trading if you want 22:17:40 and there is a mission computer, haven't worked that out yet either, only done simple "by cargo at planet a, go to astroid b with mining facilities and sell it, buy other cargo, go back" stuff yet 22:18:27 need to earn money to be able to buy a ship able to survive in combat. I strayed into an area with pirates first. Had to restore from savegame :) 22:19:19 ehird, btw. you can use keyboard/mouse to control. In fact it even works quite well. Joystick is nice for when you are trying to fly into the docking port at a space station though. :) 22:19:36 i hate joysticks 22:19:42 why? 22:20:03 what is there to hate about joysticks :/ 22:20:06 Hilarious internet answer: Too phallic. Real answer: Movement isn't free-form enough, buttons are awkward. 22:20:20 ehird, what sort of joystick have you used then? 22:20:27 quite a few 22:20:28 buttons are well placed on this one 22:20:34 nothing "high-end" or anything 22:20:53 well, most, and there are enough of the well placed ones that you never need the non-well-placed ones 22:21:02 and yes high-end 22:21:15 no point spending money if i don't expect to like it 22:21:47 ehird, and this one even doesn't need to be recalibrated very often. As in: maybe once / year or so 22:22:03 anything that needs calibration sucks 22:22:18 ehird, all joysticks do. 22:22:27 therefore, all joysticks suck. 22:22:57 oh and there is no noisy potentiometers in it. It uses the hall effect to sense the position of the joystick instead. Which is really cool 22:24:13 * ehird configures LiteSwitch X to single-application mode 22:24:35 (think: one app = one virtual desktop, pretty much) 22:25:04 ehird, anyway: mouse works very well until you need to not just control pitch/yaw, but also roll. you can do it by keyboard but if you want to control speed at same time you really have a hard time compared to throttle/joystick combo 22:25:41 what is "liteswitch X" for? 22:25:41 I'd like a joystick that's basically a trackball with little dimples to grip 22:25:48 AnMaster: a better cmd-tab window switcher 22:25:57 well 22:25:58 app switcher 22:26:10 ah ok 22:26:17 interesting idea that trackball. it could handle the 22:26:23 the single-application mode just means that whenever an application focuses, it hides all others 22:26:33 *the yaw too 22:26:40 yes, it could 22:26:49 you could also make it able to be pushed down quite a bit 22:27:02 also, you could make the dimples be buttons 22:27:02 hm? 22:27:04 AnMaster: as in 22:27:09 -()- 22:27:10 is the ball 22:27:11 then 22:27:13 - - 22:27:13 () 22:27:20 except less so 22:27:24 i.e., the ball can be depressed 22:27:27 (lol@that wording) 22:27:41 ehird, might be hard to reach dimple-buttons when pressed down? unless I misunderstood you 22:27:47 you'd keep your hand on it 22:27:50 and it wouldn't go all the way 22:28:04 you'd push with your palm 22:28:39 hm 22:29:12 why not build one? 22:29:52 I know people who built their own pedals for flight sim. though joysticks are probably a lot harder. 22:30:21 ehird, if you push it with your palm, won't that push all the buttons too? 22:31:34 back 22:31:41 AnMaster: no, they're dimples 22:31:55 you'd have to get your finger n 22:31:56 in 22:32:07 ah right. thought they were more shallow 22:32:15 more like those on, say, a golf ball 22:32:48 so you mean something between them and the whole on a bowling ball? 22:32:53 holes* 22:33:00 (crazy typo) 22:33:16 can't really describe it 22:33:53 of course it could only have one function 22:33:58 and you couldn't hold and spin 22:34:03 hm 22:34:43 I tend to use 2-3 buttons at the same time as I'm moving the joystick, and also the throttle and some button on it 22:34:44 well 22:34:47 not "tend to" 22:34:51 but "sometimes I need it" 22:35:20 as in, try landing in a flight sim with a harrier. that is/was the brittish jet that can land vertically 22:35:52 then you need to handle pitch/yaw/roll/throttle/thrust_vector at the same time :) 22:37:48 i'd just buy a real plane. 22:39:50 ehird, would be much more expensive and, 1) getting a flight cert 2) fuel 3) the actual plane, and since iirc it is still in service... And I don't think there is a large "black" market for them. 22:40:12 but more fun! 22:40:52 oh and the real aircraft *does* have a joystick. And it needs not only calibration but lots of other sorts of expensive maintenance! 22:41:36 sweet and app that makes your cursor wrap around xD 22:41:59 hm nice idea 22:42:07 a bit hard to get used to I imagine... 22:42:20 ehird: Why yes, buying a real plane would be more fun. 22:42:25 But, you see, that *costs money*. 22:42:28 ;) 22:42:31 easier to buy your mom 22:42:32 pikhq, I mentioned that 22:43:02 Shush you. Just because you were born of a prostitute doesn't mean everyone's mother is that way. 22:43:31 * ehird would like to make clicking the desktop -not- focus the finder… 22:43:36 * ehird looks in liteswitch x prefs 22:43:52 ehird: Liteswitch X? 22:43:54 Do tell. 22:44:06 Never mind. Lops. 22:44:07 pikhq: It's an OS X application that makes switching applications Not Suck. 22:44:10 Lops? 22:44:22 "erstwhile" <-- just wondering, would any of you use this word instead of "once"? 22:44:22 Logs. 22:44:25 Thinks. 22:44:31 AnMaster: Yes. 22:44:34 In a heartbeat. 22:44:36 AnMaster: No. 22:44:43 ehird, right. I had to define: it 22:44:44 Because I'm not _that_ pretentious 22:44:46 s/$/./ 22:45:06 ERSTWHILE, IT DID HAPPENSTANCE UPON ME THAT THE CURRENT METHOD FOR CALCULATING NUMERICAL VALUES IS PERHAPS NOT IDEAL 22:45:14 :D 22:45:32 ehird: Oh, so you've talked to me IRL? :P 22:45:46 pikhq: No, but if that's what you sound like I'll avoid it :P 22:45:49 wait. "happenstance"? 22:45:55 Happenstance. 22:46:04 ehird: I exaggerate. 22:46:06 google says "coincidence" 22:46:07 hm 22:46:15 Shush :P 22:46:16 IRL, I sound like me on IRC. 22:46:25 Only, more vocalising. 22:46:32 " once, IT DID coincidence UPON ME THAT THE CURRENT METHOD FOR CALCULATING NUMERICAL VALUES IS PERHAPS NOT IDEAL" <-- Is it supposed to make sense? 22:46:33 xD 22:46:43 AnMaster: just s/happenstance/occur/ 22:46:46 ah right 22:46:52 cmd-return/shift is a nice keycombo for switching apps 22:46:56 not like that evil cmd-tab 22:47:00 and the rsi it doth dole out 22:47:23 I prefer C-t C-t. 22:47:27 ehird, where is the cmd key then exactly? Isn't it the one closest to the space key? 22:47:33 as in: ctrl, alt, cmd, space 22:47:34 control, option, cmd 22:47:36 yeah 22:47:45 cmd and control are longer than option 22:47:59 how can cmt-tab be *that* bad then. Ctrl-tab I would have understood better 22:48:10 AnMaster: http://www.circa1978.com/v1/images/mackeyboards_compared.jpg the bottom one 22:48:14 also, my hands are small 22:48:18 so i have my thumb on cmd 22:48:20 and my… 22:48:22 next to pinky 22:48:23 finger on tab 22:48:30 twisted 22:48:35 then i have to tab multiple times 22:48:42 compare to using the bottom of my pinky to hold tab 22:48:46 and tapping return/shift 22:48:49 (shift goes backwards) 22:48:58 pinky on tab :D 22:49:03 oh wait 22:49:05 *next to* 22:49:06 err 22:49:07 to hold cmd 22:49:07 right 22:49:17 i could use the other cmd key 22:49:23 but shift would still be a pain 22:49:53 bottom of the pinky? Huh. *suggests raising the chair a bit* 22:50:11 err, what 22:50:29 AnMaster: if I raised my chair much more, the top of my legs would hit the keyboard stand 22:50:51 ehird, bottom of pinky? Don't you mean the base of the finger, close to where it is attached to the hand, with that? 22:50:55 or something else 22:50:58 yes 22:51:13 AnMaster: the top of my pinky (i.e. key-hitter) then rests on s 22:51:21 well, that makes my next finger press down space if I try it on the key next to space here (which is alt) 22:51:22 look at that pic of the kb and you get the idea 22:51:34 hm 22:51:37 AnMaster: not here 22:51:45 I don't use a home-row orientation 22:52:03 how do you place your hands then? 22:52:06 variably. 22:52:29 I'd like to see the pinky manoeuvre (sp??) 22:52:43 (looks more like French to me. bah) 22:52:49 manoeuvre 22:53:02 well, aspell thinks so 22:53:07 AnMaster: or Maneuver 22:53:10 *maneuver 22:53:17 which is more common 22:53:33 AnMaster: also, 22:53:33 manoeuvre - Wiktionary 22:53:34 9 Jun 2009 ... From the French noun manoeuvre and verb manoeuvrer, from Old French manovrer, from Vulgar Latin *manuoperare, from Latin manu (“'by hand'”) ... 22:53:35 this aspell dict sucks. it thinks maneuver is invalid 22:53:38 from french, heh 22:53:40 AnMaster: is it british english? 22:53:45 ehird, en_GB yes 22:53:51 I think maneuver is American in origin 22:53:55 ah 22:54:00 my dictionary here rejects it too 22:54:30 I refuse to use a dict that things "colorize" is an existing word. 22:54:48 it is 22:54:53 No. colourise is :P 22:55:01 and don't reply with something perscriptivist— like that— 22:55:01 in British English 22:55:04 *prescriptivist 22:55:14 AnMaster: why are you talking in modern english? 22:55:19 somebody just made up those words, too 22:55:26 ehird, well right. 22:55:42 * AnMaster declares jashdflkaeiljahalqjvc to be a word 22:55:55 sure, if you convince a lot of people to 22:55:56 means: "lets make up a word" 23:09:27 Dear Google: I searched "disable dock leopard", not "disable 3d dock leopard". 23:09:32 Fuuuuuuuuuck you 23:09:34 s/$/./ 23:14:01 "Home Folder, other folders - I will never understand these as I am the only user on my computer. I want everything as close to the main drives as possible." 23:14:01 Sometimes, I think instating a law that you only have free speech if you know what the fuck you're talking about would be a good thing. 23:14:53 ehird: O_O 23:14:56 WhoTF wrote that? 23:15:08 An idiot whining about idiotic things on some random mac forum I found while googling. 23:15:12 ehird: LART. 23:15:16 Another gem: 23:15:19 [[I guess I get so upset with the braindead design of the function of most of these programs because they have so much potential. Its like you have somebody that does some excellent groundwork, then some illogical, prancing, faggot in drag wants to make things pretty and ruins all the planning of the previous designer who was laying out the groundwork so meticulously. And then the upper management OK's the pretty boy ignoring the logic shown beforehand.]] 23:16:17 Good description of Windows. Except that there's no excellent groundwork. 23:23:37 Todo list: 23:23:39 - Obliterate dock 23:23:44 - Configure Overflow to my liking 23:35:11 Todo list: 23:35:18 - Obliterate ehird 23:35:31 - (Continue to) Configure #esoteric to my liking 23:35:31 - Configure ehird to my liking 23:35:33 Darn 23:35:34 :P 23:36:02 I would need to invent an "aging and gaying machine" 23:36:10 ("gay" is a transitive verb now?) 23:37:53 GregorR-L: I cannot figure out how to fit [23:36] GregorR-L: I would need to invent an "aging and gaying machine" into any sort of context whatsoever. 23:38:00 8-D 23:38:15 But if you're fucking cauliflower, why not use a tractor? 23:38:24 Exactly! 23:48:41 -!- oerjan has joined. 23:50:11 ehird 23:50:15 the machine is gaying 23:50:18 its becoming more and more gay 23:50:34 no, I think the machine makes things older and gayer 23:50:46 now how on earth that relates to anything GregorR-L… I have no clue 23:51:14 -!- coppro has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 23:51:19 it's a homogeneous machine? 23:51:24 oerjan: X-D 23:51:33 That's homogenius! 23:52:06 ohh 23:52:21 [23:35] ehird: - Configure ehird to my liking 23:52:21 [23:36] GregorR-L: I would need to invent an "aging and gaying machine" 23:52:28 thinking + science = COMPREHENSION 23:52:30 try it today 23:52:47 :P 23:53:03 -!- augur has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 23:53:11 I am not entirely sure why you also want it to be a gaying machine. 23:53:32 Uhh… I'm gonna assume that if, to make someone to your liking, you need to make them more gay, then that makes you gay. 23:53:32 I have peculiar notions of what the definition of "liking" is? :P 23:53:47 But that's just me, what with my science and all. 23:53:52 ehird: you know, even _i_ am close to accepting that logic 23:53:54 SCIENCE↗ 23:53:59 It makes you go upwards and rightwards. 23:54:01 TO THE FUTURE 23:54:20 I wouldn't apply the gaying machine to women, I'll have a separate straighting machine if necessary for that. 23:54:28 xD 23:55:01 i guess choosing between the machines would be a bifurcation 23:55:11 X-D 23:55:15 no that's if he's a furry 23:55:54 * GregorR-L googles "bi furry vocation" 23:56:02 * GregorR-L does not actually google that :P 23:56:46 Better a bi furry vacation! 23:56:54 8-O 23:56:55 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bi-furry 23:57:18 One of my colleagues here is a furry >_> ... it's ... awkward? 23:57:34 i am starting to dislike google's tendency to give hits that don't actually exist in the page 23:57:49 (vocation is nowhere to be seen) 23:58:00 Lamesauce! 23:58:14 I think if you quote it it won't do that. 23:58:16 Or + it maybe? 23:58:37 * oerjan quotes vocation 23:59:03 It just occurred to me that I'm on a vocation vacation ... I think? 23:59:40 you're not supposed to think on vacation 23:59:52 Then I guess it's not a vacation at all :P