< 1248134855 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmm, root beer + coca-cola. < 1248134856 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good stuff. < 1248135049 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248135145 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@65.183.185.209 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248135182 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry about all the logoffs/logons, I'm testing more minimalistic WMs < 1248135197 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which ones? < 1248135205 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, right now I'm trying fluxbox. < 1248135215 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does too much. < 1248135222 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Going from KDE4 :P < 1248135358 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Try IceWM. < 1248135365 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bleh to the max @ IceWM < 1248135368 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was just using it :P < 1248135383 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It does the minimum necessary for the actual window management stuff. < 1248135384 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: alcoholic root beer or not? < 1248135399 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You have alcoholic root beer in the UK? :P < 1248135940 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Root beer, popularized in North America, comes in two forms: alcoholic and soft drink. < 1248135940 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :—WP < 1248135972 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was just wondering, because there's a good chance that a mix of a soft drink and any other drink is alcoholic :P < 1248136189 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :HOLY SHIT: MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON — The Onion, Monday, July 21, 1969 | http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=N;O=D < 1248136387 0 :BeholdMyGlory!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248136507 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think fucking moons can be dangerous, and would generally keep away from them. < 1248136563 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Alcoholic root beer? < 1248136580 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose next you'll tell me that they make alcoholic ginger ale. < 1248136582 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(;) < 1248136772 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does root beer actually taste any good? < 1248136797 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you get root beer that is actually brewed, it is the most delicious soft drink. < 1248136819 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you get the cheap crap that most people are familiar with, it is still rather tasty. Just nowhere near as much. < 1248136885 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1248136889 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's all yumtastic. < 1248136898 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I might have to try it, then. < 1248136906 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The same is true of ginger ale. < 1248136911 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup < 1248136919 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So what, you don't have root beer in the UK? :P < 1248136925 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: so, do you know anything that tastes good to you but that nearly no one else likes? < 1248136926 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, we do. < 1248136927 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though what's actually brewed is so much better that it almost counts as a different soft drink. < 1248136929 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've just never tried it. < 1248136931 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Moxie? :P < 1248136933 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Moxie. < 1248136943 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. < 1248136945 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Liver < 1248136949 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though Moxie is not disliked by many people. < 1248136951 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hadn't got that.
< 1248136957 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's unknown by many people.\ < 1248136967 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Many people who know it hate it :P < 1248136969 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, _i_ like liver. < 1248136994 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: ...wat? < 1248136995 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like most everything, minus beverages and most dairy products. < 1248137004 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hate most everything. < 1248137008 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Many people hate very spicy things. < 1248137014 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I WURVE spice. < 1248137022 0 :zzo38!n=zzo38@h24-207-48-53.dlt.dccnet.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1248137025 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But people don't hate it because they dislike the flavor, they hate it because it hurts, that's not really fair. < 1248137028 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi zzo38. < 1248137030 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you on the moon? < 1248137038 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Go to the moon, Zuu. < 1248137039 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er. < 1248137041 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38. < 1248137052 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Later" < 1248137057 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Many people hate any concentration of capsaicin. < 1248137075 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am not on the moon. < 1248137084 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote I am not on the moon. < 1248137088 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :44| I am not on the moon. < 1248137094 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Why not? < 1248137100 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(That was just so matter-of-fact I couldn't help but laugh :P ) < 1248137105 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because I am on the Earth. < 1248137109 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :XD < 1248137117 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Why aren't you a martian? < 1248137121 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Because I am a human. < 1248137142 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I want to try a Naga Jolokia sometime. < 1248137144 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because I hate myself. < 1248137151 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"In 2009, Indian defense scientists claimed to have found a new place to use the chilies -- in hand grenades. The scientists aim to use the Chillies to control rioters to immobilize people without killing them.[12]" < 1248137157 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HAND GRENADE-GRADE PEPPER. < 1248137166 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder what happens if you ingest PURE CAPSAICIN. < 1248137185 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anaphylatic shock. < 1248137195 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1248137205 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bah. < 1248137271 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: This broadcast sure has been exciting for several hours. < 1248137282 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EXTREMELY < 1248137301 0 :zzo38!n=zzo38@h24-207-48-53.dlt.dccnet.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1248137333 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248137357 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz < 1248137431 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :> iterate(const 'z')'f' < 1248137432 0 :zzo38!n=zzo38@h24-207-48-53.dlt.dccnet.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1248137433 0 :lambdabot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : "fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... < 1248137450 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: are you on the moon yet? < 1248137474 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not on the moon, I am trying to test something with this program < 1248137486 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Why aren't you on the moon? < 1248137524 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why should I be on the moon? < 1248137539 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Because it's been 40 years since you were last there. < 1248137546 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'd think that you'd go and see how it's doing. < 1248137586 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It takes a lot of rockets and stuff to go to the moon. < 1248137600 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Well, get some! < 1248137606 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No < 1248137631 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: The Moon won't be pleased. < 1248137636 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a harsh mistress. < 1248137703 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248137840 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1248137853 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has this feeling zzo38 doesn't like jokes
< 1248137869 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He might if they were in Chinese *shrugs* < 1248137886 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i had the impression he was american. < 1248137913 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He is. < 1248137915 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :after first having had the impression he was chinese, and then getting told that was wrong. < 1248137920 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's just, uh < 1248137929 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a flower. < 1248137936 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh < 1248137937 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh < 1248137938 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm < 1248137945 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Flowers. Hmmmmmm. < 1248137970 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :his real name is Bob, and he's starting to get angry at us < 1248137977 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nooooooooooooo < 1248138007 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you might still survive if you are careful with your apostrophes < 1248138092 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: It's a Harsh Mistress. < 1248138101 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: That was my reference. < 1248138107 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1248138118 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Despite having never read it. < 1248138126 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lame. < 1248138133 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, I want to. < 1248138134 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Moar Heinlein. < 1248138137 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just, never get round to it. < 1248138143 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Start now. < 1248138144 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, Heinlein was a libertarian. < 1248138149 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He therefore loses mental prioriy. < 1248138151 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :priority. < 1248138159 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, but he was also an awesome author. < 1248138165 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, yes. :P < 1248138180 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ayn Rand was both a libertarian and a shitty author. < 1248138188 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ooh I have a joke now < 1248138202 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Q: What do you call a dyslexic who believes in freedom for all? < 1248138207 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A: Librarian < 1248138220 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*rimshot!* < 1248138241 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the joke police are here to inform you it is unlikely a dyslexic would confuse librarian and libertarian < 1248138254 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gracenotes: Duck my sick. < 1248138269 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, a dyslexic would confuse libertarian and nairatrebil. < 1248138280 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now if only there were nairatrebils. < 1248138289 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nairatre-billed platypus < 1248138565 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Republicans whargarbling about how the healthcare reform is an "irresponsible experiment". < 1248138566 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are those related to gerbils? < 1248138585 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Fine, you want something tried and tested? Let's do what every other developed nation does. < 1248138647 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Man. Health-care reform being proposed and a single-payer system isn't even considered. < 1248138660 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: IT'S COMMUNIST < 1248138667 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: ZOMG < 1248138675 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ < 1248138733 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YAY COMMUNISM < 1248138745 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^^^ (Too content free for people to realize this is a Charlie the Unicorn quote) < 1248138779 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I've never been able to inform my brain about the US healthcare system. < 1248138783 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I understand it right... < 1248138788 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When you go into a medical institution... < 1248138793 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's owned by some corporation or another... < 1248138798 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you have to buy the services? < 1248138807 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, that's why we have insurance. < 1248138818 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: That's exactly the same but you pay in bulk. < 1248138824 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But yes, that's the principle of the thing. < 1248138833 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's always seemed so profoundly fucked up to charge money for being a healthy human being. < 1248138848 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not as bad a system as people make it out to be, but it's pretty wtfbbq. < 1248138876 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: If it's an emergency, you get medical treatment and *then* you have to pay. < 1248138891 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, any job worth its salt includes medical insurance. < 1248138896 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: And if you don't pay, you get the death penalty. < 1248138896 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(thereby going into debt, if you have no insurance) < 1248138900 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hell, I'm a student and I get medical insurance through the school. < 1248138901 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Please tell me this is true it would be hilarious) < 1248138906 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: I don't. < 1248138912 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well I'm a graduate student. < 1248138915 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: No. < 1248138921 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: :-( < 1248138951 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty sure we abolished the death sentence for dept a while ago :P < 1248138955 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*debt < 1248138958 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My 'b' fell over. < 1248138966 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because often-times the only way to get medical treatment is to get treatment and *default on your debt*, our ERs are flooded. < 1248138979 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We don't have the death penalty in the UK. < 1248138987 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, get treatment in the ER. < 1248139007 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: We have people who claim to be "Pro-life" trying to ban abortions. < 1248139011 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Death_Penalty_World_Map.svg ← the slate red means "actively uses the dealth penalty" < 1248139016 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you guys are in great company! < 1248139030 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who are simultaneously for the death penalty and no public health care. < 1248139037 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: And war. < 1248139042 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And war. < 1248139049 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The only valuable lives are the sacred, untouched babies... so sleek and firm... < 1248139066 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHOA I JUST STEERED THE CONVERSATION TO BABYPHILIA < 1248139067 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YOU SURE DID EHIRD < 1248139068 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WAY TO GO < 1248139069 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not a stance of "pro-life", that's just "pro-birth". As soon as you're popped out, they cease to give a fuck. < 1248139083 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: When you're eating a dead baby, why don't you eat the colon? < 1248139094 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: I don't know. Why don't you? < 1248139098 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nobody wants to eat their own semen! < 1248139110 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION takes a bow.
< 1248139119 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That joke is Copyright (C) 2004 Gregor Richards < 1248139121 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing to see here, move on. < 1248139178 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Normally it's a good idea to eaaaaaaaaase the conversation into a dead baby joke that foul, but *eh* :P < 1248139179 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jokes aside, guys. < 1248139194 0 :zzo38!n=zzo38@h24-207-48-53.dlt.dccnet.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1248139204 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Clearly, the pro-lifers really are just fans of "A Modest Proposal". < 1248139205 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: EATING DEAD BABY'S COLONS < 1248139219 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Mayhaps. < 1248139226 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*BABIES' < 1248139238 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: It's the only consistent explanation. < 1248139242 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION pokes ehird in the facehole.
< 1248139256 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Facehole... OR MANHOLE < 1248139256 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, consistent with everything except the actual eating of babies. < 1248139256 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You decide. < 1248139285 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: I see you wanted some packets from me... FROM SPACE! < 1248139308 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh come on people, get out of your damned lander module and start a'walkin'! < 1248139309 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deep, deep space. pikhq's deep space. < 1248139315 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Inside, only blackness. < 1248139322 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE < 1248139328 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MizardX responds PING not quite right? < 1248139342 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, I was just testing a CRISC script in PHIRC to see if it could work. < 1248139391 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq's black hole. It sucks in all matter. < 1248139399 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Guys, can we be more controversial. < 1248139437 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION takes ehird to NAMBLA
< 1248139461 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN PIKHQ'S EVENT HORIZON < 1248139477 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: JOKES TOO STUPID. CEASE AND DESIST. < 1248139495 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: More like 'de cyst, right? < 1248139497 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :* oerjan has this feeling zzo38 doesn't like jokes <-- Btw, I thought those jokes were kind of funny. < 1248139500 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :By which I mean the cyst. < 1248139507 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AN OVARIAN CYST < 1248139515 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What do you get when you combine a monkey and a bungee cord? < 1248139520 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird. < 1248139523 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A monkey with a bungee cord, pikhq. < 1248139523 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MY ASS. MAHAH.HAH. < 1248139525 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A monkey with a bungee cord. < 1248139536 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I never said I didn't like this jokes (or anything else either) < 1248139537 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's been too long since I've seen Kung Pow, okay? < 1248139557 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FLOTSAM, JETSAM AND THE AXIOMATIC SYSTEM < 1248139564 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...of butts. < 1248139575 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CRISC is the scripting language built-in to PHIRC. You can combine CRISC codes with PHIRC codes. < 1248139587 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/with PHIRC codes/with PHP codes/ < 1248139599 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Clearly, the pro-lifers really are just fans of "A Modest Proposal". <-- that title sounds familiar. Rings a bell yes. But no clue what bell.. < 1248139600 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not enough arrows. < 1248139607 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: does PHPIRC combat the maximum 22-minute lag from here to Mars? < 1248139613 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: Swift? < 1248139615 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(shortest 3 minutes; sometimes unreachable) < 1248139616 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`google a modest proposal < 1248139617 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jonathan Swift's satirical essay from 1729, where he suggests that the Irish eat their own children. \ art-bin.com/art/omodest.html - [16]Cached - [17]Similar < 1248139620 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm thinking like < 1248139624 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :delaying everything from earth by those minutes < 1248139627 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so that the chat is synced up < 1248139628 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38? < 1248139628 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, also rings a bell... < 1248139634 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, Irland? < 1248139638 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1248139640 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Irrrrrrrrrland. < 1248139642 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er, land. < 1248139643 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ireland* < 1248139645 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a piece of land. < 1248139646 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er. < 1248139647 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :READ A FUCKING BOOK PEOPLE. < 1248139654 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(spelled it in Swedish by mistake) < 1248139656 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION reads a Kama Sutra book
< 1248139657 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Books? Having SEXUAL INTERCOURSE?! < 1248139658 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Needs more of this: < 1248139659 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHATEVER NEXT < 1248139660 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PHIRC knows nothing about Mars. It won't work with Mars unless someone connects internet to Mars, and even then it will be just as slow as any other internet connection to Mars. < 1248139662 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: *HI5* < 1248139665 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :@type <=< < 1248139667 0 :lambdabot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :parse error on input `<=<' < 1248139672 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Yesb ut if you delay the Earth messages by 22 minutes or so < 1248139674 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :@type (<=<) < 1248139676 0 :lambdabot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall b (m :: * -> *) c a. (Monad m) => (b -> m c) -> (a -> m b) -> a -> m c < 1248139678 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then earth/mars chat can happen chronologically < 1248139681 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1248139682 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IN SPACE < 1248139684 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SPAYCE < 1248139695 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Spades. < 1248139700 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :night < 1248139724 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mogul. < 1248139725 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can add new protocols to PHIRC by writing them as a PHP class. I would like to see any that people might add. < 1248139730 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmm, gluing functions of monads together. < 1248139743 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Pap dap dop duk til bot ding? < 1248139754 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: What's that? < 1248139754 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DECIMAL 59 DECIMAL 59 < 1248139758 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's decimal 59 < 1248139761 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Papa decimal two? < 1248139766 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is octal 12479892. < 1248139773 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dobleve te efe is "papa decimal two"? < 1248139788 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Fvstruk dang dop dong pop top top top bing bong bang? < 1248139928 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's the example script I used to ping everyone on the channel: http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/prog/PHIRC/example1.crisc < 1248139960 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jesus man. < 1248139974 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TECO is not considered a good idea. < 1248140019 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TECO? < 1248140034 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The canonical write-only language. < 1248140063 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know what TECO is. But what are you talking about TECO and Jesus? < 1248140079 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CRISC is like TECO. < 1248140084 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And that's not a good thing. < 1248140117 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can also use PHP to extend PHIRC as well. < 1248140127 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :01:34 zzo38: I know what TECO is. But what are you talking about TECO and Jesus? < 1248140129 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jesus? < 1248140132 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And you can combine PHP codes with CRISC codes to extend PHIRC also. < 1248140134 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When did he say Je— oh. < 1248140136 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahahaha < 1248140242 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, here's a much simpler CRISC code for initializing some settings: http://pastebin.ca/1501559 < 1248140314 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :As you can see, this one is a much simpler code. < 1248140360 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION returns a vomit thunk
< 1248140380 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION vomits his frame pointer.
< 1248140385 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/SET sets a configuration setting, /MAC 1 makes a macro for the F1 key, /CLS clears screen, /V displays version of PHIRC, /SIZE makes it retrieve the size of the terminal window so that it can backspace across lines properly. < 1248140400 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: a vomit thunk? < 1248140402 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not pure. < 1248140407 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe a thunk of type IO Vomit? < 1248140417 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: It's a thunk that, when evaluated, results in vomit. < 1248140429 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, but vomit has side effects. < 1248140444 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fine, fine. It's in the IO monad. < 1248140467 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then it's not vomit; it's an action that, when executed by the RTS, results in vomit. < 1248140482 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION willo-onhaven have vomited upon that being executed
< 1248140495 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"onhaven have"? is that correct? < 1248140502 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dubious. < 1248140532 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I only read the first couple of pages of the book of temporal conjugations; the rest could be blank for all I know. :P < 1248140545 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, there's actually a whole book for it? < 1248140548 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought Adams just made it up < 1248140559 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, there's not. < 1248140560 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :googling suggests not < 1248140561 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :phew < 1248140562 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1248140566 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just continuing the DNA reference. < 1248140568 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would be fun if there was < 1248140582 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, what DNA reference? < 1248140588 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He said that later editions were printed with most of the pages blank, since nobody read more than a few pages at the start. < 1248140590 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DNA = Douglas Adams. < 1248140591 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;p < 1248140595 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, oh < 1248140602 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Douglas Noel Adams. < 1248140608 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh I see! < 1248140614 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also Bop Ad. < 1248140616 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :was that his full name? < 1248140622 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1248140629 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, ok < 1248140630 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes; Bop Ad. :P < 1248140638 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, don't be daft < 1248140639 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And he was born near where DNA was discovered in the same year. < 1248140647 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also Bop Ad. < 1248140652 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I wonder what "I will go back in time to kill my grandfather and then will go back to the present day where I will consider this killing" would be in the corerct form. < 1248140662 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, Adams was 6ft by age 12... < 1248140665 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Hah. < 1248140681 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*correct < 1248140681 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Ò-ó < 1248140698 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Yeah. His end-of-growth height was 6ft5in. < 1248140701 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`convert 6ft to cm < 1248140702 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1248140705 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh < 1248140709 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`google 6ft to cm < 1248140712 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm 6ft and just wondering how many inches / cms i am. ... 6 ft = 12 inches/ft X 6 = 72 inches 6 ft = 2.54 cm/inch X 72 inches = 182.88 cm ... 72inches = 6feet. ... \ answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid... - [16]Cached - [17]Similar < 1248140718 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: 1.82meters < 1248140731 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, ok that is quite tall for 12 years then < 1248140731 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :final growth height 1.95meters < 1248140736 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: "quite"?! < 1248140739 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are all Swedes gigantic? < 1248140742 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, nah. < 1248140743 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1248140751 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't lie, they are. < 1248140753 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, I'm 1.89 cm though. < 1248140754 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :6ft by age 12 is basically a violation of the laws of physics. < 1248140756 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm 6 foot and considered slightly tall. < 1248140757 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1.89cm X-D < 1248140762 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1248140764 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1248140764 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :m < 1248140765 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :duh < 1248140766 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All Swedes are tiiiiiiiiiiny. < 1248140771 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They live in a tiiiiiiiiny country. < 1248140771 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: Tiny AnMaster! < 1248140775 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, damn, don't blow the cover! < 1248140778 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You must be friends with Tiny Carl Jung! < 1248140782 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: THAT'S HOW YOU'RE FINLAND < 1248140784 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: You've never heard the expression "Gargantuan Swedes"? < 1248140787 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're a hill in Finland. < 1248140795 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Nope. < 1248140803 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, nah, the truth is even darker < 1248140818 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248140828 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Swedish majority in my PL group makes me, at a paltry 5'10", seem itty-bitty :P < 1248140830 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If a Swedish meter is a real centimeter, then Sweden is 1737 square miles. < 1248140832 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wants some write-only memory
< 1248140837 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, rather, we Swedes outnumber the rest of the world's population instead. Just we have about 9 millions controllable robots that looks like real humans < 1248140843 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to make up the fake population < 1248140851 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: http://www.supersimplestorageservice.com/ < 1248140856 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: That is itty bitty. < 1248140862 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1248140862 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Stored on the highest-grade write-only non-volatile memory. < 1248140867 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At competitive prices, too! < 1248140876 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The ONLY provably secure storage service. < 1248140895 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`calc 5 foot 10 inches in meters < 1248140897 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5 foot 10 inches = 1.77800 meters < 1248140907 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, that's a joke right? < 1248140914 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: No. < 1248140939 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, how do you reach your data later then? < 1248140946 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: You don't. It's write-only. < 1248140962 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, what's the point then < 1248140977 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :To provide write-only storage. < 1248140986 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, and who would use that < 1248140991 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as I said, must be a joke < 1248140998 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not. < 1248141007 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, who would use it... < 1248141017 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :People who want write-only storage. < 1248141034 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, examples of such applications? < 1248141037 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-37-161.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1248141037 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Buy Now!) -- $10,000, the entire S4 website and company < 1248141046 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway < 1248141048 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a joke < 1248141049 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: They said the same to plenty of things. < 1248141050 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :clearly < 1248141052 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Who would want to use that?" < 1248141059 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I can't think of any applications." < 1248141062 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Such Luddite thinking. < 1248141063 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"S4 Amazon's S3 3.5" floppies Abacuses" < 1248141073 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the comparison table < 1248141074 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So they have a funny website. < 1248141074 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :joke < 1248141074 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So what? < 1248141082 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Plenty of Web 2.0 stuff has stuff like that. < 1248141111 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have every reason to believe that they do, in fact, offer write-only storage of data. < 1248141147 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Consuming S4 is a snap with advanced integration options. Upload directly from our website, send an email, tweet your content, or simply yell in an empty room." < 1248141151 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :suure < 1248141154 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: It's called humour. < 1248141156 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The thing you lack. < 1248141161 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, oh? < 1248141161 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because not everyone is 100% serious all of the time. < 1248141162 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sheesh. < 1248141248 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suspect they use the Signetics 25120 for storage. < 1248141264 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.national.com/rap/files/datasheet.pdf < 1248141571 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :night < 1248142036 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1248143119 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay talking < 1248143124 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :17th rev < 1248143163 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Running 30 minutes slow? LOSERS < 1248143167 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1248143168 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1248143171 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOOOOOOOSERS < 1248143175 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MOON LANDING IS FOR FAGS < 1248143183 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Night, AnMaster < 1248143187 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, that settles it. < 1248143190 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION sets off for the moon.
< 1248143194 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Congratulations, you're 26 minutes late. < 1248143201 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: You'd get along great with oerjan. < 1248143206 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: 27 actually. < 1248143214 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: AnMaster, clearly, is on Mars. < 1248143217 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: BETTER THAN ALDRIN LAWL < 1248143228 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: :D < 1248143253 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: I've maintained since today that Armstrong/Aldrin slashfic needs to be written, for the increasement of the sum total of sheer inanity in the universe. < 1248143264 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`google armstrong aldrin slash fiction < 1248143265 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jul 18, 2009 ... Apollo 11 Moon landing: ten facts about Armstrong Aldrin and Collins' mission ... Lt Col Michael Collins Neil Armstrong and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin which allowed man ... /Film (Slash Film) � Agence France Presse � Al Jazeera ... \ www.newscred.com/...11...armstrong-aldrin.../1784982 - [18]Cached - [19]Similar < 1248143280 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`google armstrong aldrin gay slash fic < 1248143281 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oct 28, 2007 ... They look like a modern gay couple; put them in leathers and, with a piercing or two, they could be in Dykes ... Some of the slashes go right through the paper. ... Adult fiction debut with all the sexual tension of Twilight. video: lunar gadgets. Edwin 'Buzz' Aldrin photographed by Neil Armstrong ... < 1248143308 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it might actually not be out there D-8 < 1248143420 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PFFT < 1248143423 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nifty.org, you've failed me. < 1248143429 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope, it's not out there :P < 1248143524 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1248143558 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: I like how as soon as someone says "Armstrong/Aldrin slashfic", you think "Ah yes! Good old nifty.org!" < 1248143570 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> <_< < 1248143727 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :40 minutes behind now! < 1248143800 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Behind what? BUZZ ALDRIN'S BUTT? < 1248143858 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who's that moon landing conspiracy theorist that Aldrin punched in the face? < 1248143865 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They need Aldrin/that-guy slash fiction. < 1248143886 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1248144001 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: I assume BDSM. < 1248144007 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Naturalismo. < 1248144090 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"DID WE LAND ON THE MOON?", Aldrin bellowed. ".. yes, yes!", he sobbed tears of both pain and ecstasy. < 1248144173 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your argument is compelling, but needs more flamethrowers. < 1248144223 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sexy flamethrowers. < 1248144265 0 :bsmntbombdood_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh baby < 1248144292 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION really doesn't want to know about your flamethrower slash fic :P
< 1248144584 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1248144599 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ta ta, ta < 1248144604 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh, are they relaying the lander module, via Earth, to the command module? Yay for totally needless lag :P < 1248144613 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: eh? < 1248144615 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1248144616 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha < 1248144619 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahaha < 1248144648 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: You missed all the slashfic. < 1248144654 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whew < 1248144666 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, i'll be reading the logs. maybe. < 1248144672 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: you are gay though. < 1248144772 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That was just so utterly contextless I have no response :P < 1248144793 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :02:26 ehird: MOON LANDING IS FOR FAGS 02:26 GregorR sets off for the moon. 02:26 ehird: GregorR: You'd get along great with oerjan. < 1248144859 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"We copy your antenna scratching the roof, roger." < 1248144879 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that a real quote? :D < 1248144879 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wooh, cabin depressurization. < 1248144883 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: They just said it! < 1248144887 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1248144892 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't hear what they say, remember < 1248145088 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://history.nasa.gov/alsj/a11/a11transcript_tec.html < 1248145097 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Connect OPS O2 hose to right hand PGA blue connector and lock <-- just said < 1248145122 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : When did he say Je- oh. <-- I suggest being nice to people. _Even_ if they say Jehovah. < 1248145131 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1248145142 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :angkor < 1248145193 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what we have here is a fatal python error. < 1248145216 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1248145230 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of the monty implementation. < 1248145292 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Sure wish I'd shaved list night" X-D < 1248145869 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :> flip take" ta,".fromEnum=<<(randomRs(3,4).mkStdGen)42 < 1248145871 0 :lambdabot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : " ta, ta, ta, ta ta ta, ta ta, ta ta, ta, ta, ta ta ta ta, ta, ta, ta, ta t... < 1248145894 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait < 1248145913 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Crap seed. < 1248145951 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: *last < 1248145952 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :was botherating me < 1248145968 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh, whoops :P < 1248145969 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :> flip take" ta,"=<<(randomRs(3,4).mkStdGen)42 < 1248145969 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tpyo < 1248145970 0 :lambdabot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : " ta, ta, ta, ta ta ta, ta ta, ta ta, ta, ta, ta ta ta ta, ta, ta, ta, ta t... < 1248146006 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (`take`" ta,")=<<(randomRs(3,4).mkStdGen)42 < 1248146008 0 :lambdabot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : " ta, ta, ta, ta ta ta, ta ta, ta ta, ta, ta, ta ta ta ta, ta, ta, ta, ta t... < 1248146162 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :> tail$(`take`" ta,")=<<(randomRs(3,4).mkStdGen)42 < 1248146164 0 :lambdabot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : "ta, ta, ta, ta ta ta, ta ta, ta ta, ta, ta, ta ta ta ta, ta, ta, ta, ta ta... < 1248146359 0 :bsmntbombdood_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :bsmntbombdood < 1248146474 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1248146491 0 :MizardX!i=MizardX@unaffiliated/mizardx JOIN :#esoteric < 1248146661 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip70-162-187-246.ph.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248146845 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248146960 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHOOT, ALMOST THERE < 1248147192 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :From the transcript: 04 12 46 14 LMP (TRANQ) < 1248147193 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's what it is. Yes. *** Why don't you bend down and let me stow that. See if we ***. < 1248147202 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The slashfic practically writes itself. < 1248147251 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: What < 1248147474 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GO RENA-CHAN! < 1248147485 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :KILL THOSE PEOPLE! < 1248147601 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The hatch is coming open! < 1248147691 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO < 1248147737 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'd think :P < 1248147742 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: When the door opens, you can see Buzz's dick momentarily poke out the door, hungry for more Armstrong action. < 1248147760 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, his reflexes quickly recoil, as cryogenic freezing is not preferable to the stoppage of sexual activities. < 1248147767 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I refuse to respond to that :P < 1248147768 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can analyze the footage. It's true. < 1248147969 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ten minutes to go. < 1248148039 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I have to lean this way." < 1248148043 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Can't go any further." < 1248148044 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...? < 1248148081 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: I TOLD YOU < 1248148192 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Okay. Your back is up against the purse. All right. Now it's on top of the DSKY. Forward and up; now you are clear. Little bit toward me. Straight down, to your left a little bit. Plenty of room. Neil, you're lined up nicely. Toward me a little bit, down. Okay. Now you're clear. You're catching the first hinge on the bottom." < 1248148222 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: The evidence is there. You're just denying it. < 1248148224 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ANALYZE THE FOOTAGE. < 1248148229 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1248148229 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the dickage. < 1248148412 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Okay. Everything's nice and straight in here." < 1248148412 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SEE < 1248148429 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Exactly. In 3 minutes, < 1248148435 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we will witness the phantom moon dickage. < 1248148441 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON < 1248148445 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BUT NOT THE FIRST BODY PART < 1248148596 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, hang out on the foot of the ladder. < 1248148598 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yee haw. < 1248148635 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here goes. < 1248148642 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woooh < 1248148642 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Done. < 1248148670 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :over capacity < 1248148673 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :refresh < 1248148685 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quay? < 1248148720 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: the audio cut out < 1248148731 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, same here. < 1248148736 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Refresh until you get in. < 1248148736 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I assumed they just cut it off there :P < 1248148790 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hate how long this site's intro is. < 1248148837 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: you can press "Start >" < 1248148846 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :saves a few seconds < 1248148891 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(NA) THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND. < 1248148892 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :—twitter < 1248148901 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right now I just can't get through at all. < 1248148933 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh, I give up < 1248148951 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think they just cut it off there :P < 1248148954 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For obvious reasons. < 1248148973 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: no < 1248148975 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the tweets keep coming < 1248148979 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it says over capacity < 1248148982 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i saw that error for a second < 1248148984 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :beforehand < 1248148985 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :happened before < 1248148987 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :refreshing worked < 1248148992 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just exploded in popularity round about now < 1248149000 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: but the narration is still being twat < 1248149001 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1248149059 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"twat" X-D < 1248149090 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tweet twat twot < 1248149132 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The word twat has various functions, its primary meaning being a vulgar synonym for the human vulva, vagina, or clitoris.[1] It is also widely used as a derogatory epithet, especially in British English. The word is usually considered vulgar in all contexts. < 1248149149 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Twat is clearly the correct word. < 1248149206 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the two forms of the word are pronounced differently. < 1248149218 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rhymes with lot versus rhymes with fat. < 1248149278 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Usage example: I twat of her twat. < 1248149279 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1248149298 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Twitter might have a problem with such twittering though :P ) < 1248149301 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it's tweet/twAAt < 1248149306 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not twaught. < 1248149310 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not tweurght. < 1248149313 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not twot. < 1248149314 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Twat. < 1248149330 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, exactly. < 1248149332 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It rhymes with fat. < 1248149336 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1248149344 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :As opposed to the other form, which rhymes with lot. < 1248149346 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1248149359 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hence, I twAAt of her twAUGHt. < 1248149384 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20090708_Worker_falls_into_chocolate_vat__dies.html < 1248149474 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, sweet, sweet death < 1248149504 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1248149525 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's the best death after falling in a vat of naked women < 1248149586 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Imagine the funeral service < 1248149592 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He'll be his own buffet < 1248154215 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah yes, suffocating in boiling chocolate. < 1248154218 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SOUNDS FUN < 1248154220 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you're an idiot. < 1248154235 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Oh, I guess it's only 120 degrees, not boiling, but still scalding hot) < 1248154268 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`calc 120 fahrenheit in celcius < 1248154269 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Temperature question: What is 120 degrees Fahrenheit in Celsius? 120 F = 48.89 C 120 degrees F is equal to 48.89 degrees C Check this cheat sheet out: C to ... < 1248154291 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :49°C? < 1248154297 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've had baths at that temperature < 1248155094 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: ... 120°F, scalding? < 1248155102 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dunno about you, but I shower in that. < 1248155275 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hell, there's places that people live that can get hotter than that. < 1248155291 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(though it's debatable whether people in Arizona are really living) < 1248155578 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Desert brains.. < 1248155838 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, living at 49°C isn't the same thing as dipping in it, pikhq < 1248155850 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not the same conductivity, and you can't sweat in hot chocolate < 1248155885 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still hell. < 1248155887 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> < 1248156143 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"CU" < 1248156353 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1248156910 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248157056 0 :immibis!n=IceChat7@125-236-142-181.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1248157324 0 :MigoMipo!n=MigoMipo@84-217-12-55.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248157353 0 :inurinternet!n=nuri@cpe-72-132-164-88.dc.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1248159975 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.qubit.org/people/david/David1.jpg < 1248159977 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHO IS THIS MAN < 1248159979 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DAVID DEUTSCH < 1248159980 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OR EHIRD < 1248159989 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HOW CAN WE BE SURE < 1248160037 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1248162437 0 :FireFly!n=FireFly@1-1-3-36a.tul.sth.bostream.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1248162767 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"raise Hand, 'wave'" < 1248163199 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1248163200 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1248168606 0 :darthnuri!n=nuri@cpe-72-132-164-88.dc.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1248169612 0 :inurinternet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1248169923 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"We be chillin - IceChat style" < 1248170748 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1248170789 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1248170971 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248171154 0 :augur!n=augur@c-71-196-114-50.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248171178 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :regarding the topic: yeah thats pretty accurate actually < 1248171389 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, 40 years ago we set foot on the Moon, and still we haven't reached the next blob. < 1248171998 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.39.46 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248172215 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"ESA hopes to land humans on Mars between 2030 and 2035." < 1248172569 0 :nooga_!n=nooga@94.254.128.163 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248173078 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1248176036 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1248176578 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248176670 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MizardX, why? < 1248176671 0 :nooga_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no? < 1248176687 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :" no?" <-- about what? < 1248177225 0 :nooga_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing < 1248178160 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :06:06 augur: OR EHIRD < 1248178170 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fairly sure not me < 1248178189 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :09:30 MizardX: "ESA hopes to land humans on Mars between 2030 and 2035." 10:44 AnMaster: MizardX, why? < 1248178194 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: is that really what you were saying why to? < 1248178213 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, yes ;D < 1248178532 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: Fuck that attitude. Fuck anyone who's ever said that; they do nothing but ruin the human species. If you meant that as some sort of joke, which the retconning ";D" appears to be vaguely implying, it wasn't funny. I don't think you realise what jokes are. Jokes involves something that's said non-seriously in a way exaggerated so that you can detect it, and this non-seriousness must be used to point out something that makes us laugh. What you sai < 1248178535 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :d didn't do that. It was just "why go?", the eternal question of the idiots. http://miscellanea.wellingtongrey.net/2006/12/18/why-go/ < 1248178841 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, you can use fake seriousness used as a joke. < 1248178862 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: You really can't, not when there's no marking context, no conclusion, not even a hint of a followup. < 1248178863 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's rather common even. < 1248178866 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like to murder and fuck babies < 1248178870 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :↑ Hey, that was a joke. < 1248178871 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ahahahaha. < 1248178875 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's hilarious. < 1248178884 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, possibly more context would have been needed. *shrug* < 1248178886 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And, if I had made that less obviously wrong, it'd still be a joke! < 1248178899 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now for the new wave of humour: Just being stupid on purpose and then claiming it's a joke. < 1248181106 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248181188 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.80.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248181531 0 :nooga_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1248182019 0 :Tobs!n=Tobs@cpc3-derb8-0-0-cust578.lei3.cable.ntl.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1248182024 0 :Tobs!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1248182676 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.myoldmac.net/webse-e-flash.htm ← ahhhh system 7 < 1248182718 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :soothes the soul < 1248182930 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :omg it even has the screensaver < 1248182978 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a bit faster than an old mac :D < 1248183000 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :omg it doesn't have Geneva as a font option < 1248183160 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm the macintosh 512k was very ugly < 1248183172 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Mac512K_wb.jpg ← the top < 1248183695 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It didn't have the Flying Toasters thing. :/ Not that I know what in reality should be included in "the star trek edition" there. < 1248184126 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: wat? < 1248184188 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :After Dark's probably best-known screensaver, the one with flying toasters. < 1248184198 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:After_Dark_Flying_Toasters.png < 1248184199 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm just wondering what the star trek thing was about < 1248184203 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1248184219 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The screen saver control panel in that Flash of yours says "the star trek edition". < 1248184236 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. < 1248184239 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And apparently there has indeed been an After Dark star trek edition; at least there are some googly-hits. < 1248184312 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the menu blinking option is disabled :( < 1248184312 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1248184316 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.80.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248184321 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that saddens me. even current OS X blinks its menu items! < 1248184368 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: hmm there's no precision bitmap aligning dogcow in that either < 1248184806 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1248185218 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is going to make two Mutation videos
< 1248185223 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eventually < 1248185397 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i assume this is an Evolving project < 1248185553 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!n=nice@HSI-KBW-091-089-027-168.hsi2.kabelbw.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1248185757 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm? < 1248185768 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1248185769 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>.> < 1248186098 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, we have ObjectiveC++ < 1248186101 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Objective-C++ < 1248186103 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know what we need? < 1248186106 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Objective-C#. < 1248186109 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Objective-C++#. < 1248186118 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Objective-C++#Java. < 1248186120 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A = A < 1248186133 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Objective-C++#JavaAynRand. < 1248186141 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Objective-F#++ < 1248186159 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Objective-BASIC < 1248186175 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :10 PRINT [NSString stringWithString:@"HELLO WORLD"] < 1248186177 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :20 GOTO 10 < 1248186574 0 :ais523!n=ais523@92.236.187.64 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248186662 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently, my college has Java as a 3xx level course < 1248186669 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since I took AP Java, I don't need to take it < 1248186673 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi ais523 < 1248186677 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf? it seems Microsoft released some Linux device drivers as GPL < 1248186690 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :admittedly, you can't release a Linux driver as anything else if you want people to use it < 1248186733 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, there? Is "Intel® Core 2 Duo Processor T9550" or "Intel® Core 2 Duo Processor P7370" best? < 1248186746 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: Processor speed? FSB speed? Cache? < 1248186755 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`google intel t9550 < 1248186756 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Click here to view processor specification detail information. \ processorfinder.intel.com/details.aspx?sSpec=SLGE4 - [14]Cached - [15]Similar < 1248186763 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`google intel p7370 < 1248186764 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Click here to view processor specification detail information. \ processorfinder.intel.com/details.aspx?sSpec=SLG8X - [15]Cached - [16]Similar < 1248186768 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, well, FSB is higher for the one with lower cpu freq < 1248186777 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so that is why I wondered < 1248186780 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HackEgo: you should make those "click here"s into links < 1248186794 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: T9550 is better. < 1248186806 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, hm ok < 1248186826 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I blame lynx < 1248186830 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :T is the newer series, uses a little more power, has twice the L2 cache and you get .66ghz free. < 1248186841 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: lynx refuses to put links inline < 1248186851 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: W3M BITCH < 1248186853 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: I misread that as "has an L2 cache" and got confused < 1248186856 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can w3m dump? < 1248186859 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Yah < 1248186860 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :w3m -dump < 1248186863 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. < 1248186868 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Preserves layout too < 1248186878 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I severely do NOT want to preserve layout. < 1248186887 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Only tables and centers and stuff. < 1248186890 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It'll do nothing to google results. < 1248186900 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, good :P < 1248186925 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tables would still look weird over IRC < 1248186972 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/usr/local/bin/lisppaste: line 112: syntax error: unexpected end of file < 1248186973 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1248187016 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dance! Everybody dance! < 1248187024 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :,o/ < 1248187026 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! < 1248187027 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\o/ < 1248187028 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\o, < 1248187031 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\o/!!!!!!! < 1248187037 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Life is good! < 1248187039 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\m/ \o/ \m/ < 1248187042 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ADDITIONAL HANDS < 1248187047 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is fun! < 1248187052 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1248187057 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : echo -n "$1" | perl -pe's/([^-_.~A-Za-z0-9])/sprintf("%%%02X", ord($1))/seg' < 1248187060 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :%%%. < 1248187063 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... my anus is bleeding! < 1248187064 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You gotta see it to believe it. < 1248187065 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, it's weird seeing someone saying \o/ without myndzi filling the rest in < 1248187073 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :%%%. < 1248187073 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! < 1248187076 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why on earth is it %%%. < 1248187078 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wurves Rejected Cartoons :P
< 1248187080 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: I can quote Rejected too. < 1248187084 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : T is the newer series, uses a little more power, has twice the L2 cache and you get .66ghz free. <.. 2.0 GHz vs 2.53 GHz = .66 GHz extra? < 1248187085 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My spoon is too big blah blah blah blah blah. < 1248187086 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: heredoc ending? < 1248187086 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm actually watching it and typing :P < 1248187101 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, at least, those are the freqs that Lenovo lists < 1248187105 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: http://processorfinder.intel.com/details.aspx?sSpec=SLGE4 → 2.66 < 1248187113 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: Anyway, I thought I already listed the best config option to you ages ago. < 1248187128 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I don't see a heredoc < 1248187130 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : echo -n "$1" | perl -pe's/([^-_.~A-Za-z0-9])/sprintf("%%%02X", ord($1))/seg' < 1248187133 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, yes, but as I said, not available in Sweden. I found some that were. < 1248187136 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the urlencode () function < 1248187152 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, I see < 1248187157 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : language=$(language_for_extension "${1##*.}") ;; < 1248187161 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1248187163 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I assumed the %% in the line afterwards was part of your quote < 1248187168 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :* %%% < 1248187169 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where is this damned syntax error < 1248187170 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, remailing turned out impossible, the person I knew in UK had moved to US. < 1248187172 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: ah < 1248187175 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(% is an escape character in Konversation) < 1248187185 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: remail from the US :-D < 1248187198 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, that obviously prints percent signs followed by hex digits < 1248187203 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: heh, I used % as an escape for my linguistic fuckerizer < 1248187206 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, possibly, but I found a good alternative < 1248187208 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :olde stuff and the like < 1248187209 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: whih < 1248187211 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which < 1248187214 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh, latest news from the SCO saga: IBM have just accused SCO of fraus < 1248187215 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*fraud < 1248187219 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: but I made it so that "110%" worked < 1248187224 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :only escapey characters were escapable < 1248187231 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: fair enough < 1248187243 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :though %% would prolly trip up to % regardless < 1248187267 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHYY IS THIS A SYNTAX ERROR < 1248187273 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: that's what happened with my three-percents earlier < 1248187331 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: and what is that a syntax error in? < 1248187345 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a bash script < 1248187354 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something unterminated, since it's on the last line < 1248187373 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ugh < 1248187382 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the code looks absolutely fine < 1248187392 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: you'd think they could give the position of the opening delimiter when they did that < 1248187406 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that often doesn't help either, with nestables < 1248187414 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you just get the first { in the program, or whatever < 1248187423 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is the code indented correctly? < 1248187431 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : ooh, latest news from the SCO saga: IBM have just accused SCO of fraud < 1248187434 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THIS ISN'T OVER?!?!? < 1248187442 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: surprising, isn't it? < 1248187449 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :14:43 ais523: you just get the first { in the program, or whatever < 1248187451 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's useful < 1248187456 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can see where i forgot a delimiter < 1248187459 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(soon after its start, normally0 < 1248187460 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :) < 1248187469 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/0\n\)\n/)/ < 1248187470 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I refuse to believe your vile lies :P < 1248187483 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: autoindenting doesn't change the indentation at the bottom < 1248187485 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i'd say yes < 1248187510 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe a delimiter got commented out or escaped by mistake? < 1248187525 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: then it'd syntax highlight or indent correctly; regardless, I can't see any such thing < 1248187547 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Abuh?! You know how I just joked about Objective-C#? < 1248187552 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm reading a blog's archives. < 1248187557 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In front of me, right now, post title: < 1248187560 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1248187560 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Objective-C#". < 1248187568 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Talking about a thing presented at a Microsoft conference. < 1248187575 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is literally... maybe I got subconscious influence from it. < 1248187581 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, I think I was scrolled to here when I made the joke. < 1248187589 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could have just forgotten briefly looking at it. < 1248187602 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i tried to write simple app for OS X that displays a window and puts random pixels in it < 1248187604 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i failed < 1248187613 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: aren't you an iphone dev? < 1248187619 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this whole NIB shit confused me < 1248187620 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd think simple os x dev wouldn't be much harder < 1248187626 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um the iphone has nibs too. < 1248187635 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: sure, but our app throws nibs away < 1248187642 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ohh i see < 1248187644 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're a terrible iphone developer < 1248187655 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we create everything "by hand" using our formats < 1248187673 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(for the linuxheads: Not using NIBs is like, say, not using Glade, and instead writing monotonous code to generate each UI element at a certain pixel point.) < 1248187682 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah yeah < 1248187694 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need a clear window with a surface to draw on < 1248187696 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(...or in this case, scripting said code with a different format that presumably doesn't have the lovely Interface Builder.) < 1248187696 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :period < 1248187716 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure < 1248187718 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: please tell me the brandname these apps are released under so i can avoid them like the plague < 1248187747 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh fear not < 1248187762 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it looks as if it were build in IB < 1248187781 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: aren't you the guy who ported MFC to iPhone just so you didn't have to rewrite some code? < 1248187789 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i'd prefer to avoid them anyway < 1248187860 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah < 1248187870 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you not at least plan to do that < 1248187873 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah < 1248187879 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MFC was an idiotic idea and we knew it < 1248187884 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha: SCO's latest sale attempt contained a poison pill, which meant that if SCO's bankruptcy was converted to chapter 7, then the people they were selling to would get all their assets < 1248187889 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: but you still said you were gonna do it < 1248187894 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :somehow I doubt that will be approved < 1248187897 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i didn't < 1248187903 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: still < 1248187910 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it wasnt my idea < 1248187913 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm just a pawn ;p < 1248187930 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : The Motion offers no reason for such a provision. Nor can one readily imagine how such a provision would benefit the estates or any reason why a purchaser in general or this Purchaser in particular would reasonably demand transfer of an asset for no additional consideration only if the cases were converted or a trustee were appointed. In fact, Mr. McBride, the Debtors' CEO, could not name a legitimate business reason for the poison pill. < 1248188002 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Thus, the Purchaser would pay a higher price if it is determined that the Litigated Copyrights, which the Debtors have valued so highly, and contractual rights that the Debtors claim to own are not owned by the Debtors, and consequently, not included in the Purchased Assets. The Purchaser would pay a lower price if those allegedly valuable assets are included. It does not require citation of authority to show that a purchase and sale < 1248188004 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :agreement that provides for a lower price upon the transfer of higher value assets does not provide a fair sale price to the estate. < 1248188009 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :those lawyers are so quotable... < 1248188429 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION 's brain explodes.
< 1248188446 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : This agreement is between the International Business Machines corporation (hereafter "Licensor") and the user of IBM PhotoShare(TM) De-Luxe (hereafter "Product"), hereafter "Licensee". < 1248188456 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1248188463 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least IBM know how to get their own name right < 1248188977 0 :Pthing!n=pthing@77.100.194.169 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248188985 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.virtualbox.org/wiki/Guest_OSes What could cause a guest OS to not work? < 1248188996 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Being terrible < 1248189041 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Being OS/2 :P < 1248189085 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Supposedly, OS/2 works < 1248189093 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: non-perfect emulation < 1248189120 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, thoughts on SkyOS? < 1248189142 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know what that is < 1248189142 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has one thought on Syllable: I don't think I want to trust an OS when the website is so vulnerable to simple stuff
< 1248189152 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And if I did, I probably wouldn't have thoughts < 1248189159 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.skyos.org/?q=node < 1248189198 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"SkyOS development is currently halted" bleh < 1248189500 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : An operating system is insecure if an extremely side-project aspect of it, the site, possibly not even coded by the authors, is vulnerable to a trivial, quite-easily-missed flaw. This is because OS development is exactly the same as web development. < 1248189518 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The more you know. < 1248189587 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IMO, SQL injections don't deserve to be "quite easily missed" < 1248189590 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>.> < 1248189593 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I see your point < 1248189606 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The site is coded in PHP, is it not? < 1248189613 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PHP is such a kludge that consistently avoiding such things is a pain. < 1248189621 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, the rest of what I said is still valid. < 1248189685 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When I get my laptop back, I'm going to get VirtualBox and try a lot of OSes < 1248189766 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know it's a trivial and silly thing to complain about, but I hope Syllable is themable, I can't stand the theme I see in the screenshots < 1248189785 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders if a £20 note is worth its weight in gold
< 1248190101 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: most OSs suck. < 1248190188 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: http://web.syllable.org/images/screenshots/Desktop/0.6.6/SyllableDesktop-0.6.6.jpg ;; i don't see what's wrong with this theme < 1248190215 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, ok < 1248190225 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1248190232 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't see that screenshot < 1248190243 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://web.syllable.org/images/screenshots/Desktop/0.6.6/Sonic-on-MEDNAFEN.png has it too < 1248190252 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1248190261 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION was referring to the theme in http://sourceforge.net/dbimage.php?id=180858
< 1248190267 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks ok to me < 1248190272 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not pretty but < 1248190511 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram weight of £20 note < 1248190518 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$Failed \ \  < 1248190528 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you don't say < 1248190689 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: try "20 pound note". i bet it'll ask whether you meant C# or G, and how on earth can a note have weight < 1248190704 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram weight of 20 pound note < 1248190713 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$Failed \ \  < 1248190722 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: 20 pounds obviously < 1248190723 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :duh < 1248190724 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: It weighs 20 pounds < 1248190727 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Meh < 1248190729 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: *hi5* < 1248190731 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram mass of 20 pounds note < 1248190733 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram 20 pounds in kg < 1248190738 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram 20 pounds in kilograms < 1248190739 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1248190741 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$Failed \ \  < 1248190741 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :20 pounds in kg \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ convert 20 lb pounds to kilograms \ Result: \ \ 9.072 kg kilograms \ Additional conversion: \ \ 9072 grams \ Comparison as mass: \ \ 0.13 \ Interpretation: \ \ 18 \ \ typical standard adult human mass \ \ 70 kg \ \ mass \ Corresponding quantities: \ \ Weight w of a body < 1248190745 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: 9kg < 1248190762 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION swats ehird -----###
< 1248190792 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram 20 pounds in beer cans < 1248190799 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :20 pounds in beer cans \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ convert 20 lb pounds to volume of a U.S. beer cans \ Result: \ \ lb pounds and volume of a U.S. beer cans are not compatible. \ Unit information: \ \ unit \ lb pounds volume of a U.S. beer cans \ \ dimensions mass length \ 3 \ \ common physical quantity mass volume of < 1248190834 0 :darthnuri!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1248190864 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram 20 pounds in beer cans of beer < 1248190872 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$Failed \ \  < 1248190875 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :=.= < 1248190897 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram 20 pounds of steel in beer cans < 1248190906 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$Failed \ \  < 1248190909 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;D < 1248190913 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: oh brother, canonical open sourced launchpad ... as AGPL < 1248190922 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and why not? < 1248190932 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cuz agpl sucks :) < 1248190937 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I love AGPL, it's good at annoying BSD fanboys < 1248190939 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :services and software are fundamentally different < 1248190951 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: what is up with you? you rank everything based on how much it annoys people you dislike < 1248190961 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and yet say "that really annoys me" to most everything < 1248190961 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not everything < 1248190963 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just some things < 1248190974 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :most of the things you care to comment on your rating < 1248190995 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, services are fundamentally different from software (f.e. charging for a service is fine, charging for software is not) < 1248191000 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AGPL misses the mark < 1248191075 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1248191097 0 :MigoMipo_!n=MigoMipo@84-217-12-55.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248191129 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Further details of the new note and enhanced security features are explained in a leaflet that is available as part of the Bank's range of educational materials." grmbl. < 1248191138 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol, last.fm charge 3 eur/$3/£3 a month for a subscription... but use paypal, which converts currency for you < 1248191141 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so assuming the overhead isn't too big < 1248191146 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can always save money by paying in dollars < 1248191152 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: i cannot find the mass of it < 1248191164 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know the mass either < 1248191173 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :otherwise, it would be a lot easier to check < 1248191182 0 :MigoMipo_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1248191337 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1248191378 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the price of 1 gram gold is 18.56 pounds < 1248191458 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 20/18.56 < 1248191461 0 :lambdabot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : 1.0775862068965518 < 1248191481 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RE: the APGL. I am not entirely sure of my opinion on it. < 1248191517 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, 3€, $3, or ₤3? < 1248191521 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1248191524 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :UNIT CONVERSION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY < 1248191526 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, not that £ 3 < 1248191530 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yours has two -s < 1248191538 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, the bits of a piece of software are not scarce, so selling them is wrong; the server resources and other upkeep costs of a server are scarce, so selling access to the service is okay < 1248191550 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I slipped and hit = instead of - for my compose key. < 1248191556 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :therefore, software and services are fundamentally different beasts < 1248191557 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and with that, i brb < 1248191563 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently there's a currency that uses ₤? < 1248191643 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-XoN1Ts6Wg < 1248191820 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that brb was a liie < 1248191822 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*lie < 1248191926 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I really like the Haskell definition of S. "liftM2 id". < 1248191927 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1248191933 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: You mean "ap". < 1248191951 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that's the Haskell name for S. < 1248192148 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do liftM and liftM2 differ? < 1248192155 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :?ty liftM < 1248192157 0 :lambdabot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall a1 r (m :: * -> *). (Monad m) => (a1 -> r) -> m a1 -> m r < 1248192158 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :?ty liftM2 < 1248192160 0 :lambdabot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall a1 a2 r (m :: * -> *). (Monad m) => (a1 -> a2 -> r) -> m a1 -> m a2 -> m r < 1248192364 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: btw, the 32nm SSDs are out < 1248192368 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :on some sites at least < 1248192371 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not purchasable yet i don't think < 1248192375 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :intel sez up to 60% price cuts possible < 1248192384 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jeeze. < 1248192390 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=15741 < 1248192393 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh < 1248192395 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it disappeared < 1248192406 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... guess it got published accidentally < 1248192416 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :its title while up included "[COMPLETE-EMBARGOED UNTIL 11 EST- see note]", so < 1248192435 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bollocks :) < 1248192446 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: is it still in your cache? < 1248192456 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: my iphone's, perhaps < 1248192461 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't really want to go poking around it, though < 1248192463 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that way lies madness < 1248192624 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb. < 1248192728 0 :GregorR-L!n=gregor@pal-179-038.itap.purdue.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1248192795 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brbd wr < 1248192914 0 :MigoMipo!n=chatzill@84-217-12-55.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248193407 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1248194008 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248194069 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1248195194 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://blogs.wweek.com/news/2008/11/07/sneak-peak-the-dapper-cap-opens-tomorrow/ <-- I love me! < 1248198417 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :15:53 GregorR-L: http://blogs.wweek.com/news/2008/11/07/sneak-peak-the-dapper-cap-opens-tomorrow/ <-- I love me! < 1248198421 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You... love... me? < 1248198423 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wat < 1248198426 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er, *you < 1248198439 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Note the striked-out correction in the article. < 1248198443 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then note the comment by me :P < 1248198554 0 :BeholdMyGlory!n=behold@d83-183-183-70.cust.tele2.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1248198619 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But haberdashery is a nicer word than "hat shop", which isn't even one. < 1248198676 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's also wrong, especially since he was pointing out that it was a more "comprehensive haberdashery" because it carried non-haberdashery-related items :P < 1248198741 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HAT SHOP IS NOT A WORD. < 1248198758 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. It is in fact two words. < 1248198764 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exactly. < 1248198777 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If this was German, it would be a hatschoppe < 1248199279 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hatshop boys < 1248199336 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.80.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248199524 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has delicious pancakes
< 1248199575 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION steals pikhq's delicious pancakes.
< 1248199605 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I MADE THOSE! < 1248199639 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And yet, IIIIIIIIII'm eating them. < 1248199649 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION stuffs six to eight pancakes into his gaping maw
< 1248199662 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ommmmmf mmmf mmf < 1248199714 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do believe that the mere existence of that store nearby would convince me to wear hats. :P < 1248199770 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is why Portland is better than geoIPQuery(whois(pikhq)) < 1248199805 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Middle of nowhere, Missouri. < 1248199824 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's not much needed to make Portland better. < 1248199841 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The existence of, well, most anything would do it. < 1248199846 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a reason the state's pronounced "Misery" :P < 1248199924 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :hubbard.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1248199972 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's not much misery to be had when you have delicious pancakes. < 1248200413 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: unless they're British pancakes. < 1248200417 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The misery is that they are not as good as US pancakes. < 1248200426 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's US pancakes. < 1248200434 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was just disproving your statement. < 1248200449 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... British pancakes are not US pancakes ...? < 1248200454 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :From what I understand, Scottish pancakes are also quite delish. < 1248200466 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Most countries have their own variant. < 1248200483 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, variant, sure. < 1248200488 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But how variant are we talkin' about? :P < 1248200507 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :crêêpy pancakes? < 1248200515 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y'know crêpes? < 1248200546 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Vary variant. < 1248200550 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, they're basically crepes. < 1248200554 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With sugar. < 1248200560 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rolled up, etc. < 1248200565 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Crêpes are delish. < 1248200567 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :US pancakes are a lot more... < 1248200570 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A lot more, uh... < 1248200574 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fattening tastey. < 1248200576 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thicker. < 1248200579 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just more substantial. < 1248200581 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, maple syrup <3 < 1248200591 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a thicker batter. < 1248200594 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1248200596 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maple syrup is the solution to all problems. < 1248200602 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Basically, it's Scottish pancakes done thicker. < 1248200613 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: there are substantial ingredient differences < 1248200617 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :though i don't remember off the top of my head < 1248200619 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: agreed < 1248200622 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maple syrup is just so delicious < 1248200632 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Different proportions. < 1248200651 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: no, actual different ingredients too I think < 1248200668 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION likes thin pancakes
< 1248200719 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :According to Wikipedia, self-raising flour, eggs, sugar and milk for Scottish, eggs, flour, milk or buttermilk, and a raising agent. < 1248200726 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(for US) < 1248200766 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like potato pancakes AKA latkas. < 1248200771 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mrh, I'm just talking about the ones I've had. < 1248200777 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But the US ones were definitely way more delicious. < 1248200782 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No contest. < 1248200793 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, you can't stack UK pancakes. < 1248200796 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you have IHOP in the UK? :P < 1248200797 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maple syrup is the solution to all problems. < 1248200799 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Therefore, USians win by default. < 1248200805 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: GregorR-L just said that :P < 1248200811 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1248200814 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It bears repeating. < 1248200819 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: I don't think so. < 1248200835 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: IHOP is awesomeness, no? < 1248200844 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OMG. The Netherlands' pancakes. Commonly served COVERED IN BACON. < 1248200852 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Awesomeness. < 1248200875 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.ihop.com/ ← is that really sausage, egg, bacon, and other savory things with a US-style pancake? < 1248200876 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to change that: bacon or maple syrup is the solution to all problems. < 1248200882 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually all of them look awful. < 1248200885 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1248200886 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: IHOP is the "International House of Pancakes". It's a 24-hour mostly-breakfast restaurant in the US. The "International" part refers to the variety of pancakes, not the chain. < 1248200889 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the banana macadamia nut looks okay < 1248200901 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're all fekking schweet :P < 1248200904 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"[19:27:55] http://www.ihop.com/ ← is that really sausage, egg, bacon, " < 1248200905 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SPAM? < 1248200909 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: Haha < 1248200913 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Prolly < 1248200936 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: So, they're of the "take one basic product, and mix it with EVERYTHING ELSE" school of food. < 1248200957 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Naw, they have three basic items: pancakes, waffles and french toast. < 1248200979 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: The basic product = pancakes. < 1248200979 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Served with a side of eggs, bacon, and/or sausage. < 1248200984 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mixed with everything else. < 1248200985 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :omg < 1248200987 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.ihop.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=31&Itemid=2 ← The picture on the famous pancakes page... jesus < 1248200991 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Butterscotch rocks pancakes" < 1248200995 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How can you people EAT that stuff < 1248200997 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It looks awesome < 1248200999 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and also inedible < 1248201031 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It looks really thick < 1248201063 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :US pancakes are thick < 1248201071 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although the ones i've had weren't THAT thick < 1248201077 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also it looks quite dry, the actual pancake < 1248201100 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I really can't imagine eating... pancakes... with sausage. < 1248201101 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahah, I probably wouldn't eat that one :P < 1248201104 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It'd spoil both. < 1248201104 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's a bit ... wtf. < 1248201110 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: srsly? It's pretty much awesomeness. < 1248201113 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, < 1248201118 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NO IT'S NOT >_< < 1248201118 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`google pig in a blanket < 1248201120 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[16]http://immaeatchu.wordpress.com/2007/03/28/casual-friday-dinners/ [17]http://blog.silive.com/weather/2007/04/should_i_wear_a_jacket.html [18]http://cuterbythehour.com/2008/05/08/guinea-pig-in-a-blanket/ [19]http://www.bouncingbabybaskets.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=4 \ 2. [20]Pigs in < 1248201120 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: That's a rather normal thing. < 1248201129 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: :D < 1248201130 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: that's savory < 1248201131 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pfft, Google has failed me. < 1248201148 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the pancakes served with the sausage look... unsavory. < 1248201160 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1248201163 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hyuk hyuk double entrende < 1248201170 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :* entendre < 1248201175 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/\* /*/ < 1248201180 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SUCH IS THE POWER OF DELICIOUSNESS. < 1248201189 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YOU'RE ALL MAD < 1248201200 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HAHAHAHA the menu has a "Desserts" section < 1248201216 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"After you've had your Butterscotch Rocks Pancakes, what shall we have for dessert?" < 1248201218 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Someone would get desserts there? < 1248201232 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Ooh, Crispy Banana Caramel Cheesecake!" < 1248201235 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Om nom nom" < 1248201237 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"*vomits*" < 1248201241 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1248201313 0 :GuestShadowSkunk!n=butt@ANantes-259-1-94-40.w92-139.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1248201438 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :hubbard.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1248201438 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :hubbard.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1248201438 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :hubbard.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1248201438 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :hubbard.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1248201438 0 :ineiros_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :hubbard.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1248201438 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :hubbard.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1248201441 0 :ais523!n=ais523@92-236-187-64.cable.ubr08.king.blueyonder.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1248201484 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi ais523 < 1248201490 0 :Pthing!n=pthing@77.100.194.169 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248201490 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248201490 0 :FireFly!n=FireFly@1-1-3-36a.tul.sth.bostream.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1248201490 0 :Slereah!n=butt@ANantes-259-1-94-40.w92-139.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1248201490 0 :ineiros_!n=ineiros@james.ics.hut.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1248201636 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248201644 0 :BeholdMyGlory_!n=behold@d83-183-183-70.cust.tele2.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1248201668 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.80.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248201700 0 :BeholdMyGlory!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1248201711 0 :pikhq_!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248201824 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd better learn Cocoa sometime. < 1248201826 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AND NOW IS SOME TIME < 1248201836 0 :BeholdMyGlory_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :BeholdMyGlory < 1248201842 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IT IS AN AMOUNT OF TIME < 1248202036 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :hubbard.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1248202149 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AN AMOUNT OF CRIME < 1248202164 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@65.183.185.209 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248202363 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1248202544 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248202575 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.80.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248202806 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :hubbard.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1248203022 0 :MigoMipo!n=chatzill@84-217-12-55.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248203163 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1248203243 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248203274 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.80.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248203563 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION updates XCode docs.
< 1248203603 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Twiddle, twiddle, thumbs, thumbs. < 1248203876 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's incredibly likely that two identical GUIDs have been generated, isn't it? < 1248203882 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not necessarily published < 1248203893 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean, just because of prngs and the like < 1248203932 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought the lengths were set high enough that even the birthday paradox wouldn't cause collisions < 1248203944 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, but some PRNGs are really bad < 1248203949 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it could even be in the same system < 1248203967 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wouldn't be surprised if a PRNG seed that repeated every N numbers was used to generate >N GUIDs in some system somewhere < 1248204016 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UUID#Random_UUID_probability_of_duplicates < 1248204020 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that assumes perfect randomness < 1248204026 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[[However, these probabilities only hold for Cryptographically secure pseudorandom number generators. These must be used to generate the values, otherwise the probability of duplicates may be significantly higher, since the statistical dispersion may be lower.]] < 1248204031 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is totally unenforceable < 1248204061 0 :ineiros_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :hubbard.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1248204061 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :hubbard.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1248204062 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :hubbard.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1248204151 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248204202 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.80.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248204294 0 :pikhq_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Brain < 1248204664 0 :ineiros!n=ineiros@james.ics.hut.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1248204797 0 :Pthing!n=pthing@77-100-194-169.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1248204868 0 :FireFly!n=FireFly@1-1-3-36a.tul.sth.bostream.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1248205061 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248205094 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.80.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248205753 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[[Back when I was a student, I had Steve Jobs over for a fireside chat. When I asked my childhood hero if he would sign my Apple Extended keyboard, he looked a little surprised to see Woz’s signature already there, and then he exclaimed, “This keyboard represents everything about Apple that I hate. It’s a battleship. Why does it have all these keys? Do you use this F1 key? No.” And with his car keys he pried it right off. Alan Deutschman reported < 1248205756 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : the moment in his book, culminating in Jobs’ comment: “I’m changing the world, one keyboard at a time.”]] < 1248205875 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What an asshole < 1248205880 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I use my F1 key often < 1248205898 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Better not invite Jobs over to your place for a fireside chat, then. < 1248205904 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Agreed < 1248205905 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: On a pre-OS X Macintosh? < 1248205905 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No./ < 1248205907 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No you don't. < 1248205916 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was an Apple keyboard. < 1248205920 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :As in the quote. < 1248205922 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's PC-compatible. < 1248205925 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think I use F1 very often < 1248205927 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No it's not < 1248205929 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It used ADB, IIRC < 1248205941 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1248205946 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So no, it was not PC-compatible. < 1248205967 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Many are still using this keyboard through the use of ADB to USB converters." < 1248205975 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: "Back when I was a student". < 1248205977 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was in the 80s. < 1248205978 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay fine, at the time ;-) < 1248205979 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When Jobs was at NeXT. < 1248205981 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :etc. < 1248205993 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, "no duh" to "What an asshole". < 1248206001 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you remember what happened when Apple DIDN'T have an asshole CEO? < 1248206009 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They made some of the worst computers ever. < 1248206042 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :("But ehird, they still do!" Waah waah waah :P) < 1248206101 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want a bluetooth keyboard that uses that induction thingy for power instead of lameo replaceable batteries. < 1248206206 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But the environment! Though I admittedly can't seem to find any recent efficiency figures for state-of-the-art inductive-coupling charging things like that touchstone. < 1248206247 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2008: Intel reproduces Nikola Tesla's 1894 implementation and Prof. John Boys group's 1988's experiments by wirelessly powering a light bulb with 75% efficiency.[23] < 1248206254 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1964: William C. Brown demonstrated on CBS News with Walter Cronkite a microwave-powered model helicopter that received all the power needed for flight from a microwave beam. Between 1969 and 1975 Brown was technical director of a JPL Raytheon program that beamed 30 kW over a distance of 1 mile at 84% efficiency. < 1248206292 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW < 1248206360 0 :GregorR-L_!n=gregor@pal-179-092.itap.purdue.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1248206477 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, you've got to compare that stuff to a wire. :p < 1248206508 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: beats batteries, surely < 1248206534 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er, wasn't that thing used to charge a battery? < 1248206551 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, not in the keyboard thing. < 1248206627 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I mean, non-rechargable batteries. < 1248206649 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION notes that his wireless keyboard is heavier than lightweight notebooks
< 1248206661 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, yes, I guess it must beat that. < 1248206712 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My GPS device eats rechargeable AAA batteries real fast, which is a shame. (There are lots-of-mAh's AA-size batteries, but the AAA ones seem to be quite a leap downwards.) < 1248206754 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION makes a new Apple ID to download documentation and stuff.
< 1248206757 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248206769 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, there's a new XCode. < 1248206773 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should get that. < 1248206789 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.80.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248206872 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1248207251 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Speaking of GPS, I geotaggered some (pretty darn boring!) photos from the vicinity: http://zem.fi/g2map/index.cgi/Travel/2009/Leppavaara2 (oh, and all detailed picture descriptions are quoted from a Finnish booklet) < 1248207317 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need a higher resolution. < 1248207320 0 :pikhq_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :pikhq < 1248207361 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just in life, general; or the thumbnails; or the pictures themselves? < 1248207373 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :On my monitor. < 1248207374 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1248207384 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*display; monitor is such a silly term. < 1248207411 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's called a "monitor" because the government is using it to monitor what you do. < 1248207429 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They can see through those things; I read it from the Internet. < 1248207442 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: is your name Orwell? < 1248207449 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :George! My son! < 1248207613 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ExpanDrive would work better if applications didn't assume the filesystem is instant. < 1248207636 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, lazier; you don't want to traverse an entire FTP tree just to display the sidebar tree. < 1248207644 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Same applies to a large local directory, too…) < 1248207668 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248207701 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.80.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248208365 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248208395 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.80.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248209122 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248209154 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.80.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248209186 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Next person to implement TCP on UDP gets shot. < 1248209247 0 :GregorR-L_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION publishes libtcpudp
< 1248209250 0 :GregorR-L_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH NOSE < 1248209254 0 :GregorR-L_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GregorR-L < 1248209263 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was that GregorR-L_ character! The underscore makes him EVIL! < 1248209363 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's like a goatee in ASCII. < 1248209376 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IT SO IS < 1248209520 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A screencast with a text-to-speech narrator. < 1248209521 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION shivers
< 1248209563 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : What new hell is this??? < 1248209574 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What new hell is dissing < 1248209576 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1248210220 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, all my applications assume the filesystem is instant. < 1248210229 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(My = that I have, so far.) < 1248210254 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or rather: they may expect finite throughput, but they also expect zero or low latency < 1248210319 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NetHack doesn't assume an instant filesystem < 1248210335 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's an option that tells it you're running on a floppy disk and disk access will be rather slow < 1248210378 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: not as slow as the interwebs < 1248210386 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is why leaky abstractions suck; networked filesystems, RPC, etc < 1248210410 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION attempts to watch a really dated introduction to python video over ibiblio ftp
< 1248210466 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION gets disconnected.
< 1248210493 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION drags it to the local disk instead
< 1248210497 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Total buffering! < 1248210528 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders who invented dragging
< 1248210547 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know Windows 3.1 came with a mouse tutorial < 1248210554 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which explained how to use a mouse < 1248210615 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: either Xerox PARC the Macintosh < 1248210619 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*or the < 1248210630 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the Macintosh was basically ripped from PARC plus improvements < 1248210636 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the original Macintosh had drag-and-drop < 1248210646 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and PARC is the only desktop-metaphor system predating it < 1248210649 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it's one of the two < 1248210671 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248210681 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh this introducing python video is 200 meg < 1248210704 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.80.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248210768 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zero KB of 237.5 MB! < 1248210806 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Explaining creativity: the science of human innovation - Google Books Result < 1248210806 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :by Robert Keith Sawyer - 2006 - Psychology - 354 pages < 1248210808 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lisa (1983) or Ed Anson (1980) or Xerox PARC (1982) Menu bar 1983 Lisa Apple ... Xerox PARC Drag and drop movement 1984 (?) Jeff Raskin Macintosh of icons ... < 1248210811 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :books.google.com/books?isbn=0195161645... - < 1248210813 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Folklore.org: Macintosh Stories: On Xerox, Apple and Progress < 1248210815 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Drag-and- drop file manipulation came from the Mac group, along with many other ... I have great respect for the amazing computer scientists at Xerox PARC, ... < 1248210818 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: the internet is divided! < 1248210828 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow < 1248210833 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: "drag and drop movement of icons" was invented for the Macintosh < 1248210834 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems < 1248210845 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the former wasn't saying PARC invented it) < 1248210849 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(there was a newline in between) < 1248210872 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Smalltalk has no Finder, and no need for one, really. Drag-and- drop file manipulation came from the Mac group, along with many other unique concepts: resources and dual-fork files for storing layout and international information apart from code; definition procedures; drag-and-drop system extension and configuration; types and creators for files; direct manipulation editing of document, disk, and application names; redundant typed data for the clipboar < 1248210874 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :d; multiple views of the file system; desk accessories; and control panels, among others." < 1248210885 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: so, the Macintosh; probably by Jef Raskin < 1248211123 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJhG-uds0-o has the win3.1 mouse tutorial; I remember that; it's the awesome, it's like this skill test "click here" "click there" "wow!" < 1248211140 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and UI elements that fly around. < 1248211155 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's that noise < 1248211159 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds like interference < 1248211172 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't know, didn't listen to the sound track. < 1248211215 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :speaking of Macintosh/Windows, here's an ad for Windows 95… from Apple: http://www.guidebookgallery.org/ads/magazines/windows/win95-apple < 1248211239 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1248211324 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1248211333 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: …, you mean. < 1248211367 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248211398 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.80.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248211446 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apple made an IBM-compatible Mac? < 1248211455 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248211455 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That sounds hacktastic. < 1248211552 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I think it was just a PC stuck to a Mac. < 1248211559 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think Jobs was at Apple in 1995. < 1248211578 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He wasn't there to be an asshole when the PR droids said "let's make a PC-compatible Mac". :-) < 1248211623 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, Fluxbox is effing up on me. < 1248211633 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Right, he wasn't. < 1248211638 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why is the systray slowly taking over the taskbar area. < 1248211641 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :STOP EATING MY TASKS < 1248211653 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jobs couldn't say "For crissake, *NO*. Or at the very least, DO IT RIGHT." < 1248211663 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Omnomnom < 1248211693 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1248211991 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Spit him back out! < 1248212219 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION does so
< 1248212231 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GregorR < 1248212238 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wipes self off
< 1248212240 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eurgh. < 1248212265 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi, Gregorhird. < 1248212277 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248212311 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.80.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248212660 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248212694 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. I could, in fact, use Plan 9 for everything; Plan 9 has an implementation of the Linux syscall interface. < 1248212732 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: That's like saying you could use an operating system that only has a VM application for everything. < 1248212735 0 :GregorR_!n=gregor@65.183.185.209 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248212743 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, technically true; but it won't integrate at all. < 1248212746 0 :GregorR_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, OK ... < 1248212747 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR_: Uhh, ehird? < 1248212752 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1248212758 0 :GregorR_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GregorR < 1248212761 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\o/ < 1248212765 0 :ehird!n=ehird@208.78.103.223 JOIN :#esoteric < 1248212769 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hay. < 1248212774 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So yeah, why don't people use XFCE? < 1248212793 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because it does too much. < 1248212811 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1248212815 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Again I say, moving from KDE4 :P < 1248212820 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like gnome except with far too many settings and it's less orthogonal < 1248212821 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. Glendix. < 1248212825 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and less aesthetically pleasing < 1248212832 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: seriously, there's no point using plan 9 if you don't go all the way < 1248212833 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's Plan 9/Linux. < 1248212839 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you need a top-to-bottom system to get the benefits < 1248212843 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: I'm just going "huh". < 1248212846 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1248212850 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The authors are Plan 9 newbies. < 1248212903 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION notes that Glendix can run unmodified Plan 9 binaries. WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT.
< 1248212999 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1248213016 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb < 1248213093 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION reappears.
< 1248213093 0 :nescience!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1248213094 0 :evenant!n=myndzi@70-58-88-38.tukw.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248213107 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :KDE4 is like KDE3 minus all the configurability. < 1248213127 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gnome is like some terrifying hybrid of Mac OS X and Windows, minus even their meager configurability. < 1248213137 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :XFCE is like Gnome plus configurability. < 1248213141 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor like configurability < 1248214359 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :XFCE like gnome? < 1248214598 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: isn't plan9 quite.... dead? < 1248214614 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: No. < 1248214631 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no? < 1248216687 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but there's a web interface < 1248216689 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://plan9.bell-labs.com/sources/plan9/sys/src/ < 1248216695 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you can download a nightly live/install CD < 1248216700 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1248216702 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that contains < 1248216703 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it run on supercomputers? < 1248216706 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It contains source of the kernel, libraries, and commands for all supported architectures. < 1248216708 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: ys < 1248216709 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1248216714 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://doc.cat-v.org/plan_9/blue_gene/ < 1248216719 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IBM's Blue Gene < 1248216748 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dunno if they've done any real computation on it, but. < 1248216800 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: It's designed almost like as if they wanted it to run on clusters. < 1248216808 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: they did, originally < 1248216811 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's why cpu servers exist < 1248216811 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does acme support syntax highlighting ? < 1248216815 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: no < 1248216816 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, right. That's why. < 1248216817 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it never will < 1248216819 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and this is by design < 1248216822 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why? < 1248216832 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It edits text. < 1248216837 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: including code. < 1248216838 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: because it is not *needed* < 1248216843 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how to edit code under plan9? < 1248216845 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and what is not needed must be omitted < 1248216846 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: acme < 1248216846 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's all it does, and it strives to do it simply and well. < 1248216847 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or sam < 1248216850 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(samterm, rather) < 1248216855 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sam is like ed with a view of the file < 1248216857 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :acme is mouse-based < 1248216860 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :acme's nicer imo < 1248216867 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why it's not needed? < 1248216884 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... For the obvious reason that it's not? < 1248216888 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: don't you have eyes with which to read code? If it's complex enough that you can't differentiate what's happening, the philosophy says < 1248216889 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :, < 1248216892 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then you should simplify it < 1248216893 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or split it up < 1248216903 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does plan9 gui has 3 colors, we have terminals that support 16M < 1248216905 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Similarly, no automatic indentation; it is not needed if you keep your functions short and shallow. < 1248216914 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: They are simple and soothing. < 1248216919 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you want a fireworks show, go find one. < 1248216927 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(They were specifically selected to be soothing on the eyes.) < 1248216928 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rather harsh and annoying < 1248216933 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seriously? < 1248216936 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're soft colours. < 1248216937 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aliased text GROSSSSSSSS < 1248216940 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, there's more than 3 colours. < 1248216948 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: So you don't like Plan 9's GUI. < 1248216950 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So don't use it! < 1248216956 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd like antialiased text too, but it's not that important. < 1248216970 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Plan 9 is basically taking the UNIX philosophy and applying it everywhere. < 1248216973 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: and tell me that you run plan9 on your mac < 1248216985 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: I don't have a need for Plan 9 right now, so I don't have it installed. < 1248216994 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I wanted to play with it, I'd install it on a USB stick or something. < 1248217002 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :will you need plan9 in future? < 1248217012 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why's that relevant? < 1248217016 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I probably won't _need_, no. < 1248217028 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: nooga: because it is not *needed* < 1248217035 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :voila! < 1248217046 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: nooga has just reached a new height of idiocy. < 1248217072 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: I was expressing the minimalist ideology. < 1248217079 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you don't use plan 9 you need to use something else < 1248217083 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: You're debating about whether things are needed in a room devoted to pointless programming languages. < 1248217089 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to get things done reasonably, there's a minimum complexity level < 1248217097 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: yes :D < 1248217097 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :plan 9 is pretty much there < 1248217102 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you don't use plan 9 < 1248217103 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay < 1248217103 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's LESS simple < 1248217108 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because you use something more complex < 1248217125 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a simpler OS could still be more complex; the plan 9 community is quite large, so that saves you time, simplifying your work < 1248217129 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but potentially you can build complex structures using really basic ones < 1248217141 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes; you could also build a cathedral out of lego. < 1248217149 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you really have that much time to waste. < 1248217155 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Yes; welcome to UNIX and functional programming. < 1248217186 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there a ghc compiled for plan9 ? < 1248217196 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Yes, and if you use it you miss the point. < 1248217197 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Utterly. < 1248217210 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ghhhhhhhhhhhhhh < 1248217222 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Why isn't Plan 9 exactly like OS X? < 1248217227 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :noooo < 1248217234 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not my poin < 1248217241 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :t < 1248217245 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is your point? < 1248217271 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*for what one should use plan9* < 1248217286 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: what should you use Linux for? < 1248217290 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Um... well... things... < 1248217299 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : You know, like... tasks... programs... < 1248217302 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for everything < 1248217306 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Operating on, uhh, data, it's good at that. < 1248217320 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : And... executing... multiple things? Like, at once. < 1248217323 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Linux is good at that. < 1248217330 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :using complex systems built using less complex systems built using .... built using quite basic elements < 1248217362 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Toasters are OSes. < 1248217367 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Fun project: Build a Beowulf cluster using machines and parts strictly older than 1997. < 1248217378 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Trivial, but fun. < 1248217378 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make it competitive with modern few-node servers. < 1248217383 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: See next line. < 1248217387 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: been done by my roommate < 1248217388 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1248217393 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1248217394 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Unlikely. < 1248217398 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1248217406 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except for exceptionally data-parallel tasks. < 1248217410 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We as computer scientists are not good enough at parallelization for that to be feasible. < 1248217418 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: uhh, that's what you do on beowulf clusters < 1248217424 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, right. < 1248217428 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Beowulftastic. < 1248217430 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Trivial. < 1248217431 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you don't buy a beowulf cluster to run printf("Hello, "); printf("world! < 1248217433 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\n"); < 1248217439 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just a matter of getting sufficient systems. < 1248217457 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, but without spending more than said server. < 1248217458 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... And a power plant; that's a lot of fekking systems. < 1248217461 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i invented and implemented little parallel computing system ... but then i discovered that nazi BOINC which is almost exactly the same < 1248217463 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::C < 1248217475 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You have to be crafty, use really good software, get really expensive workstations for them, and find someone with a huge inventory of 'em. < 1248217497 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since you said "older than '97", can do. Old PCs can be had on the cheap. < 1248217514 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The switches necessary may be harder to come by. < 1248217525 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Might just use some old PCs with old network cards for that. < 1248217529 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'xactly < 1248217549 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I doubt that actaully running the thing would be any cheaper, though. < 1248217559 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's a lot of systems, and a lot of freaking power. < 1248217561 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one guy from my university tried to run parallel programs on a single board filled with ARMs and memory controllers < 1248217571 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: ehh < 1248217578 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what did a powerful 1996 workstation suck up < 1248217582 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :300 watts maybe? < 1248217589 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't be more < 1248217596 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: do you pay your bills? < 1248217604 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure, and you'll need several of them to compete with a modern server. < 1248217613 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: I'm 13, take a guess; but that's irrelevant, of course this isn't practical. < 1248217613 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right, you're 13 < 1248217617 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's called relatively practical. < 1248217623 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which probably uses 400W or some such. < 1248217636 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Nah. A decent gaming machine uses 400W. < 1248217639 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But anyways, sure, you could do it. < 1248217642 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Core i7, Radeon 4850) < 1248217651 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dry your hair and burn toasts 24h < 1248217660 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and face your parents < 1248217661 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: A dual-processor server, ehh, 300 watts. < 1248217666 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But that's more powerful < 1248217672 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : HURR IM STEREOTYPE MAN < 1248217684 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: You're Polish therefore you're unproductive, don't know English and are also stupid. < 1248217689 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, those might be true. OHH SNAP < 1248217691 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HURR IM MONOTYPE MAN < 1248217704 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Anyway, 100 x powerful 1996 workstation = 30,000 watts. < 1248217709 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Admittedly, not exactly cheap. < 1248217716 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But a lot of beowulf clusters prolly use about that much. < 1248217717 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe. < 1248217823 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=polak&defid=145877 < 1248217848 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(probably written by polak) < 1248217853 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but who cares < 1248217854 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1248217926 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SOME POINTS THAT SHOW HOW GREAT IT IS TO BE POLISH || < 1248217927 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|| < 1248217928 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\/ < 1248217930 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You are Catholic < 1248217933 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :↑ Being a Catholic is so awesome. < 1248218052 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I AM NOT!@?@>@{@#!P?!"!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111 < 1248218064 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"No matter what they try, they become good at it ( perfectionists)" < 1248218067 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga, English. < 1248218069 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nuff said! < 1248218073 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even if you can't see them wearing a cross, they are wearing it in their heart < 1248218078 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AND THEY'RE NAILED TO IT < 1248218081 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : English what < 1248218082 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :JUST LIKE JESUS < 1248218084 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IT'S SO SYMBOLIC < 1248218091 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: You, learning English, become good at it perfectionist no :P < 1248218102 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOL < 1248218105 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: half way down the list < 1248218106 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"They aren't show-offs." < 1248218114 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually one of the last ones < 1248218182 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FFFFFUUUUU < 1248218287 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you call a Polak an idiot - this is the most stupid thing you can say. < 1248218290 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: you're an idiot < 1248218291 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH SNAP < 1248218294 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm an idiot now. < 1248218297 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1248218300 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: you've called yourself an idiot < 1248218303 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is the most stupid thing you can do < 1248218305 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow < 1248218306 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's meta that < 1248218332 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :printed and nailed to the wall upon my desk: "ehird: I'm an idiot now." < 1248218343 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm an idiot now. < 1248218344 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm an idiot now. < 1248218345 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm an idiot now. < 1248218347 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's meta that < 1248218349 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's meta that < 1248218351 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's meta that < 1248218353 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm an idiot now. < 1248218355 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm an idiot now. < 1248218357 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm an idiot now. < 1248218359 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm an idiot now. < 1248218361 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: don't stop printin'! < 1248218395 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the printer started to print itself < 1248218409 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: ! < 1248218411 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :smoeone's working on that actually < 1248218411 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RepRap is obsolete. < 1248218421 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1248218442 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should divide by 0 now < 1248218449 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is reprap obsolete btw? < 1248218456 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it will stop it < 1248218462 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: ! < 1248218473 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :evenant: Because nooga's printer printed itself. < 1248218476 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :evenant: Printer printing itself! < 1248218483 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It can self-replicate totally; RepRap cannot yet. < 1248218492 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can youtube that < 1248218502 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: quick, get the new one to print another < 1248218508 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh dear, out of batteries for my camera that films itself < 1248218510 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn < 1248218523 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :While the old one's printing itself. < 1248218523 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, right < 1248218527 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just got here < 1248218528 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1248218558 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't tell if this is a joke or not < 1248218558 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1248218591 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: just print some new batteries < 1248218608 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :evenant: "My body's wasted, but my mind is on fire" doesn't it usually go the other way around < 1248218672 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1248218675 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love that song :> < 1248218685 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm Polish, i don't know what is joke, right? i drink vodka, steal cars and kill my time as a construction worker in germany < 1248218687 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right, it's in my whois still < 1248218689 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what song < 1248218696 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i forgot D: < 1248218700 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that quote is from a song < 1248218702 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the google gives nothing < 1248218705 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe you miswordified it < 1248218707 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought it was a quote for some reason < 1248218798 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my laptop is so sloooow < 1248218806 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kick it < 1248218849 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FAEG < 1248218877 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :scuse me it's brain not mind wat < 1248218891 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.metal-archives.com/viewlyrics.php?id=159672 < 1248218894 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i will change that immediately! < 1248218915 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so not only is your body wasted < 1248218918 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your mind organ is on fire < 1248218922 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't that a bit redundant < 1248218946 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do i actually care? :P < 1248218955 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1248218960 0 :evenant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the song doesn't have to make sense for me to enjoy it < 1248219086 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARN! < 1248219097 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :]obj-c does not support operator overloading < 1248219234 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: ... < 1248219239 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because there are no operators on objects. < 1248219242 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[obj msg] < 1248219249 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's also the stupid obj.accessor, but that's just sugar. < 1248219251 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yea < 1248219252 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a + b is just C a + b < 1248219259 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't make sense to want an overload < 1248219269 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :forgot that < 1248219279 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i still don't think in terms of messages < 1248219289 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you using accessors? < 1248219297 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd stay off them until you're thinking in messages < 1248219299 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :accessor syntax is stoopid < 1248219300 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rarely but yes < 1248219316 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :an object is just a pointer that has some fun bracket magic < 1248219321 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the actual value is opaque and useless < 1248219342 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"QuitIRCServerException: MigoMipo disconnected from IRC Server" < 1248219635 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Unless it's written with Objective-C specific syntax, then it is just like C. < 1248219664 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :noticed taht < 1248219690 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There aren't enough public FTP servers to browse through. < 1248219752 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait. < 1248219753 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can set one up here. < 1248219756 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In a few clicks! < 1248219757 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hooray OS X! < 1248219809 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :System Preferences → Sharing → File Sharing → Tick → Options → Enable "Share files and folders using FTP" < 1248219816 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;> < 1248219817 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Other options are Apple's AFP and SMB. Yes, that Samba. Built in.) < 1248219824 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gotta love integration. < 1248219831 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's pretty cool < 1248219872 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And voila! I am connected to my home folder on localhost via FTP. < 1248219885 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's, uh, rather fast? :P < 1248220127 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ha. < 1248220132 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a tiling WM for OS X Aqua. < 1248220135 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.irradiatedsoftware.com/sizeup/ < 1248220140 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Effectively. < 1248220254 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : You can not share your own computer. < 1248220255 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1248220456 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://lambda-the-ultimate.org/node/3522 apollo 11 code < 1248220478 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOL < 1248220479 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: < 1248220480 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : TC BANKCALL # TEMPORARY, I HOPE HOPE HOPE < 1248220482 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : CADR STOPRATE # TEMPORARY, I HOPE HOPE HOPE < 1248220484 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Wait. < 1248220486 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CADR? < 1248220493 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, CADR. < 1248220494 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's an architecture similar to the original Lisp implementation's! < 1248220497 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<333333 < 1248220500 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<3 < 1248220511 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is, similar to the one that the original Lisp was implemented on. < 1248220726 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : GAINBRAK,1 # NUMERO MYSTERIOSO < 1248220790 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: are you sure it was just 2KB of program memory? < 1248220793 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just the guidance system looks longer < 1248220796 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://code.google.com/p/virtualagc/source/browse/trunk/Luminary099/LUNAR_LANDING_GUIDANCE_EQUATIONS.s?r=258#666 < 1248220798 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er