< 1245456085 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is because of JEWS < 1245456115 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and negros. < 1245456118 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :negri. < 1245456120 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :negrae < 1245456134 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, now i'm ready for your pathetic whining about the decay of rationality, reason and logic < 1245456168 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here's a nice article about it : http://dis.4chan.org/read/vip/1243454099 < 1245456175 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: you hurt me. you hurt me with a stick. < 1245456177 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the latin adjective is "niger", although the suffixes are correct afaik < 1245456197 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or wait... < 1245456204 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: a pointy stick. possibly even rusty. < 1245456248 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh just shut up < 1245456283 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah no, it's -er, -ra, -rum, so those are fine suffixes < 1245456334 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I PRETTY MUCH AM A TURTLE < 1245456363 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then you wouldn't recognize logic _if_ it pinched you with a rusty, infected stick < 1245456405 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zing! < 1245456421 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: no, turtles are very SOCILOLGICAL BAT < 1245456469 0 :RodgerTheGreat_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1245456475 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah, they are just decadent members of the tortoisie < 1245456479 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sos your mom < 1245456613 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHY DO YOU HAVE TO INSULT MY MOM SHE IS DEAD OH MY GOD WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL < 1245456640 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a flying fuck is given to the dove dove dove dove dove, i mean oven < 1245456670 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :night < 1245456676 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wouldn't a flying duck be better. for the oven i mean. < 1245456678 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :night < 1245456682 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :flying SHUCNK < 1245456696 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lisp: conth < 1245456732 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just omit names; they're like < 1245456733 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"" < 1245456886 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION assumes ehird is still talking, but omitting all the words < 1245456905 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: WORDS, FUCK WORDS! < 1245456917 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :omit needless words WE HATE words so all < 1245456922 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall quantification, implication of all < 1245456941 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's the logic of hate < 1245456948 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mental time DIPSHITTERY. < 1245456965 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :types? do you KILL < 1245457377 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1245457448 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~ : wave < 1245457669 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. : particle < 1245457689 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: but ~ as wave represents the curvature of a list of values, and the implicit line represents their mean. < 1245458297 0 :upyr[emacs]!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1245458583 0 :GreaseMonkey!n=gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey JOIN :#esoteric < 1245459384 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Good night" < 1245459673 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: may I respond sarcastically to a sarcastic statement you made some weeks ago? < 1245460007 0 :CESSMASTER!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder if i should turn on my air conditioner and dehumidifer at the same time < 1245460018 0 :CESSMASTER!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for super duper extra jiffy dry air < 1245461918 0 :BeholdMyGlory!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1245464158 0 :immibis!n=IceChat7@125-238-252-206.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1245464388 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does anyone here play tribal wars (http://www.tribalwars.net)? < 1245464890 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1245468709 0 :comex!i=comex@ool-457c3cbb.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245468724 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1245468724 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\o/ < 1245468735 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yo, comex. < 1245468747 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no response myndzi? :p < 1245468750 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1245468764 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : \o/ < 1245468777 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. Myndzi must have turned off the script. < 1245468809 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH NOSE < 1245468813 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION myndzi?!?!?! < 1245468813 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION myndzi?!?!?! < 1245468814 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION GregorR?!?!?! < 1245468814 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION GregorR?!?!?! < 1245468825 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.................. wtf < 1245468840 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well that was just confusing. < 1245468840 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION giggles < 1245468841 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION giggles < 1245468849 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stabs immibis in the face. < 1245468849 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stabs GregorR in the face. < 1245468851 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1245468901 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stabs myndzi in the immibis < 1245468902 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stabs pikhq in the immibis < 1245468902 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stabs myndzi in the pikhq < 1245468902 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stabs immibis in the pikhq < 1245468902 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stabs pikhq in the myndzi < 1245468903 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stabs myndzi in the pikhq < 1245468916 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION immibis < 1245468916 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION comex < 1245468921 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1245469383 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION myndzi < 1245469383 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION Warrigal < 1245469384 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION myndzi < 1245469384 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION Warrigal < 1245469388 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Weird. < 1245469422 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mentions myndzi. < 1245469422 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mentions Warrigal. < 1245469423 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mentions myndzi. < 1245469423 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mentions Warrigal. < 1245469430 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mentions immibis. < 1245469431 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mentions Warrigal. < 1245469456 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :comex> no response myndzi? :p < 1245469460 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION performs the obligatory relatively null action. < 1245469461 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION performs the obligatory relatively null action. < 1245469464 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :comex> no response myndzi? :p < 1245469467 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :12345 < 1245469471 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :myndzi> < 1245469473 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :123456 < 1245469486 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So immibis echoes all of them, and I think myndzi only echoes ones containing "myndzi". < 1245469520 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION  < 1245469520 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION  < 1245469524 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :did somebody say null action? :) < 1245469528 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, he didn't completely reproduce it < 1245469531 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stabs myndzi in the myndzi with the mydnzi. Also, immibis < 1245469532 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stabs pikhq in the pikhq with the mydnzi. Also, immibis < 1245469532 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stabs myndzi in the myndzi with the mydnzi. Also, pikhq < 1245469533 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stabs pikhq in the pikhq with the mydnzi. Also, myndzi < 1245469533 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stabs immibis in the immibis with the mydnzi. Also, pikhq < 1245469534 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stabs myndzi in the myndzi with the mydnzi. Also, pikhq < 1245469534 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION myndzi immibis  < 1245469535 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION myndzi comex < 1245469535 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION comex immibis < 1245469535 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION comex myndzi < 1245469567 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION  < 1245469568 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION  < 1245469570 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION actually has flood protection < 1245469571 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION actually has flood protection < 1245469573 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^_^ < 1245469578 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION totally myndzi immibis myndzi immibis myndzi immibis and also wonders whether they replace all instances or only one. < 1245469578 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION totally Warrigal immibis Warrigal immibis Warrigal immibis and also wonders whether they replace all instances or only one. < 1245469579 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION totally myndzi Warrigal myndzi Warrigal myndzi Warrigal and also wonders whether they replace all instances or only one. < 1245469579 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION \n lolwut < 1245469579 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION totally Warrigal myndzi Warrigal myndzi Warrigal myndzi and also wonders whether they replace all instances or only one. < 1245469580 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION \n lolwut < 1245469588 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aww, it's all. < 1245470717 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION thinks he has triggered myndzi's flood protection < 1245470718 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION thinks he has triggered immibis's flood protection < 1245470718 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION thinks he has triggered myndzi's flood protection < 1245470727 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :good thing, that. < 1245470833 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hooray for flood protection < 1245471099 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it used to blacklist users who abused but i disabled it because it tended to get in the way < 1245471115 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i hadn't had occasion for it to be useful in a situation like above for a long time < 1245472496 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION says ok to myndzi < 1245472497 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION says ok to immibis < 1245472497 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION says ok to myndzi < 1245472533 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/t/11475.aspx?View=Flat < 1245472931 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that shit sucks < 1245472951 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION ̂̃ < 1245472951 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION ̂̃ < 1245473500 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1245475684 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245476964 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.org <- Nobody cares enough to cybersquat it" < 1245479387 0 :HackBot!n=HackBot@codu.xen.prgmr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1245479398 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`calc 1 + 1 < 1245479398 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 + 1 = 2 < 1245479409 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(The world's least secure bot, now on FreeNode!) < 1245479445 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh? < 1245479448 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nice. < 1245479502 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's sort of like EgoBot's !sh, but with a persistent environment including a bin dir that it actually uses to run its commands. < 1245479516 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and access to google.com < 1245479526 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And maybe I'll add esolangs.org < 1245479578 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls < 1245479579 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin \ quotes < 1245479587 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls bin < 1245479587 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :addquote \ calc \ define \ google \ quote < 1245479602 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat define < 1245479620 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(use `run for commands with full proper shell support, otherwise it just runs the command specified with the rest as one argument) < 1245479625 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What, no cat? < 1245479628 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You wanted bin/define, btw < 1245479636 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, right. < 1245479642 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/define < 1245479643 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#!/bin/bash \ if [ ! "$1" ] \ then \ echo 'Define what?' \ exit 1 \ fi \ \ QUERY=`echo -n "$1" | od -t x1 -A n -w1000 | tr " " %` \ \ lynx --cfg=/dev/null --lss=/dev/null \ \ --dump --width=1000 'http://google.com/search?q=define:'"$QUERY" | \ grep -A 3 'Definitions of' | \ head -n 4 | tail -n 3 < 1245479677 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`define explosion < 1245479679 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :* a violent release of energy caused by a chemical or nuclear reaction \ * the act of exploding or bursting; "the explosion of the firecrackers awoke the children"; "the burst of an atom bomb creates enormous radiation aloft" \ * a sudden great increase; "the population explosion"; "the information explosion" < 1245479711 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run :(){ :|:& };: < 1245479731 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good lawd people, when will you realize that I run everything in carefully controlled environments :P < 1245479742 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Yes. < 1245479748 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We force you to < 1245479749 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1245480015 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`fetch http://pastebin.ca/raw/1467237 < 1245480020 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2009-06-20 05:40:20 URL:http://pastebin.ca/raw/1467237 [209] -> "1467237" [1] < 1245480043 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run mv 1467237 bin/esolang; perl -pe 's/\x0D//g' -i bin/esolang; chmod 0755 bin/esolang < 1245480049 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`esolang Brainfuck < 1245480056 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay it doesn't work :P < 1245480085 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! < 1245480091 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, hah, forgot the URL for lynx X_X < 1245480132 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`fetch http://pastebin.ca/raw/1467238 < 1245480137 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2009-06-20 05:42:16 URL:http://pastebin.ca/raw/1467238 [241/241] -> "1467238" [1] < 1245480139 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run mv 1467238 bin/esolang; perl -pe 's/\x0D//g' -i bin/esolang; chmod 0755 bin/esolang < 1245480231 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`esolang Brainfuck < 1245480232 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Brainfuck is probably the most famous of the [6]esoteric programming languages, and has inspired the creation of a host of other languages. Due to the fact that the last half of its name is often considered one of the most offensive words in the English language, it is sometimes referred to as brainf***, brainf*ck, brainfsck, < 1245480245 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`esolang Kipple < 1245480246 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kipple is a minimalistic [6]esoteric programming language with a set of [7]stacks, four operators, and a single control structure. Kipple was designed by [8]Rune Berge in March, 2003. < 1245480252 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1245480995 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`echo $PATH < 1245480996 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$PATH < 1245481001 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`set < 1245481012 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`export | grep -i path < 1245481020 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls / < 1245481020 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin \ dev \ etc \ home \ lib \ lib64 \ proc \ tmp \ usr < 1245481025 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat /dev/urandom < 1245481026 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo $PATH < 1245481027 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/tmp/hackenv.29869/bin:/usr/bin:/bin < 1245481033 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cat /dev/urandom < 1245481040 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls /dev < 1245481040 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :null < 1245481044 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aw < 1245481048 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls /bin/ < 1245481049 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash \ cat \ chgrp \ chmod \ chown \ cp \ cpio \ date \ dd \ df \ dir \ dmesg \ dnsdomainname \ echo \ ed \ egrep \ false \ fgrep \ grep \ gunzip \ gzexe \ gzip \ hostname \ ip \ kill \ less \ lessecho \ lessfile \ lesskey \ lesspipe \ ln \ login \ ls \ lsmod \ mkdir \ mknod \ mktemp \ more \ mount \ mountpoint \ mt \ mt-gnu < 1245481054 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cat /bin/* < 1245481055 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELF < 1245481067 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ps -ae < 1245481079 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run for a in 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9; do {echo hi; } done < 1245481091 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ps < 1245481432 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ps < 1245481472 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :immibis_ < 1245481474 0 :immibis_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ps < 1245481478 0 :immibis_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :immibis < 1245481503 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run who < 1245481517 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo i still work < 1245481517 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i still work < 1245481521 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run whoami < 1245481528 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`help < 1245481528 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is HackBot, the extremely hackable bot. To run a command with one argument, type "`", or "`run " to run a shell command. "`fetch " downloads files, otherwise the network is inaccessible. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository; if you're faimilar with mercurial, you can fix any problems caused by accidents or malice. < 1245481536 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run whoami 2>&1 < 1245481536 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/usr/bin/whoami: cannot find name for user ID 2020678 < 1245481543 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!!!? < 1245481545 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, that should have worked >_> < 1245481549 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run who 2>&1 < 1245481549 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run who 2>&1 < 1245481561 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run which who < 1245481562 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/usr/bin/who < 1245481562 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and did :P < 1245481562 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run yes > extremely-large-file < 1245481577 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls -lh extremely-large-file < 1245481578 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 5000 10M Jun 20 06:06 extremely-large-file < 1245481581 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls -lh extremely-large-file < 1245481582 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 5000 10M Jun 20 06:06 extremely-large-file < 1245481586 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls -l extremely-large-file < 1245481587 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 5000 10485760 Jun 20 06:06 extremely-large-file < 1245481592 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stopped at 10m? < 1245481596 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run df < 1245481603 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run df 2>&1 < 1245481604 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/bin/df: cannot read table of mounted file systems: No such file or directory < 1245481605 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's really not all that extremely large, is it :P < 1245481622 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run yes 2>&1 > other-extremely-large-file < 1245481624 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/usr/bin/yes: standard output: File too large \ /usr/bin/yes: write error < 1245481630 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mount < 1245481632 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rootfs on / type rootfs (rw) \ none on /sys type sysfs (rw,nosuid,nodev,noexec) \ none on /proc type proc (rw,nosuid,nodev,noexec) \ udev on /dev type tmpfs (rw,size=10240k,mode=755) \ /dev/disk/by-label/PRGMRDISK1 on / type ext3 (rw,errors=remount-ro,data=ordered) \ tmpfs on /lib/init/rw type tmpfs (rw,nosuid,mode=755) < 1245481645 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mount --help < 1245481646 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Usage: mount -V : print version \ mount -h : print this help \ mount : list mounted filesystems \ mount -l : idem, including volume labels \ So far the informational part. Next the mounting. \ The command is `mount [-t fstype] something < 1245481683 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls / < 1245481683 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin \ dev \ etc \ home \ lib \ lib64 \ proc \ tmp \ usr < 1245481689 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mkdir /mount < 1245481692 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls / < 1245481693 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin \ dev \ etc \ home \ lib \ lib64 \ proc \ tmp \ usr < 1245481696 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not root... < 1245481698 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aw... < 1245481700 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ln -s /proc/mounts /mnt/mtab < 1245481700 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm. < 1245481717 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`google you're all morons < 1245481718 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also you think they're solving murders all the time? They're out wiritng ..... your-a-moron. it should have been labeled youre-a-moron regardless of the ... \ digg.com/xbox/WOW_You_re_a_MORON - [17]Cached - [18]Similar < 1245481734 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ln -s /proc/mounts /etc/mtab < 1245481734 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run df 2>&1 < 1245481736 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/bin/df: cannot read table of mounted file systems: No such file or directory < 1245481777 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Didn't you guys get your fill doing this to EgoBot ? < 1245481905 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1245482200 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245482467 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1245482486 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@codu.xen.prgmr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1245482506 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1245482623 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1245483249 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245483704 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls /etc < 1245483717 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sh ls /etc < 1245483718 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alternatives < 1245483731 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sh whoami < 1245483732 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/usr/bin/whoami: cannot find name for user ID 1468460 < 1245483742 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sh df < 1245483742 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/bin/df: cannot read table of mounted file systems: No such file or directory < 1245483750 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the same system. < 1245483755 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1245483756 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except that HackBot lets you keep files. < 1245483761 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pwd < 1245483762 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sh pwd < 1245483762 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/home/egobot/egobot.hg/multibot_cmds < 1245483770 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sh ls < 1245483770 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :interps < 1245484036 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's chroot'ed? < 1245484293 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course it is. < 1245484799 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1245484800 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1245484856 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but in the same root as hackbot < 1245484857 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1245489391 0 :kar8nga!n=kar8nga@e-114.vc-graz.ac.at JOIN :#esoteric < 1245490215 0 :MigoMipo!n=MigoMipo@84-217-10-103.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245490343 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1245490374 0 :Patashu!n=Patashu@c122-106-162-185.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1245491040 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh, "find | xargs grep" will stop if it encounters a fifo < 1245491063 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION now knows how to piss off people who use the command line for everything < 1245491088 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :completely stop? < 1245491110 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :assuming nothing else is using the fifo, yes < 1245491117 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because grep tries to read from it until eof < 1245491209 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it will pause until something writes to the fifo < 1245491240 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry, "stop" is ambiguous. i meant "pause" < 1245493699 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot." < 1245493852 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1245494247 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :morning < 1245494248 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi oerjan < 1245494297 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :morn morn < 1245494362 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, Norsk stavning? < 1245494412 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :norsk slang < 1245494452 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1245494463 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :proper spelling is "morgen" < 1245494486 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :similar to Swedish "morgon" indeed. < 1245494517 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bbl < 1245494547 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as i implied the other day, i find it amusing that !swedish tends to _add_ e's when the impression for a norwegian is the exact opposite < 1245494990 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, mhm < 1245495012 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :impression? You mean when a Norwegian would think the reverse would apply for Swedish? < 1245495034 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, you turn e's into other things all over the place :D < 1245495075 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, I suspect it was actually the opposite, when you consider history :P < 1245495084 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1245495135 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also it doesn't apply wrt all norwegian, many dialects and nynorsk have plenty of non-e < 1245495140 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, but you say we *add* e:s too? (err what is the plural of "e"? I can't be e's, since that would be like "foo's bar"...) < 1245495157 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait, !swedish < 1245495158 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1245495159 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nevertheless i think it's e's < 1245495168 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah that command is so wrong :P < 1245495180 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, e's what? < 1245495193 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"e's" as the plural of "e" < 1245495197 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1245495212 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION swats AnMaster -----### < 1245495241 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, go dance some samba then < 1245495251 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders if oerjan will get that obscure reference < 1245495259 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION won't < 1245495274 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know the software samba right? < 1245495286 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :barely < 1245495304 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :windows file sharing server/client tools for *nix. < 1245495317 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's the part i _know_ when i say barely < 1245495320 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's web config ui thingy is called SWAT < 1245495339 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha < 1245495351 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :iirc that stands for Samba Web Administration Tool < 1245495356 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, that was better than i feared < 1245495365 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, what did you fear then... < 1245495382 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something even more incomprehensible < 1245495386 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1245495690 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bbl < 1245496223 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1245497350 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!n=nice@HSI-KBW-091-089-027-168.hsi2.kabelbw.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1245497352 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1245498009 0 :Corun!n=Corun@94-194-108-92.zone8.bethere.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1245498457 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"QuitIRCServerException: MigoMipo disconnected from IRC Server" < 1245501459 0 :BeholdMyGlory!n=behold@d83-183-181-73.cust.tele2.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1245502979 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1245505099 0 :upyr[emacs]!n=user@79.174.35.21 JOIN :#esoteric < 1245506284 0 :bsmntbombdood_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1245508064 0 :MigoMipo!n=MigoMipo@84-217-15-83.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245508453 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Patashu/SteampunkX - MSN = Patashu@hotmail.com , AIM = Patashu0 , YIM = Patashu2 ." < 1245509123 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@97-118-124-112.hlrn.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245509195 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1245510142 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1245511655 0 :kar8nga!n=kar8nga@e-216.vc-graz.ac.at JOIN :#esoteric < 1245513301 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245513364 0 :HackBot!n=HackBot@codu.xen.prgmr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1245513726 0 :iEhird!n=irchon@79-68-213-185.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1245513749 0 :iEhird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :erik naggum 1965-2009 < 1245513778 0 :iEhird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: and your batallion is weaker still :p < 1245513790 0 :iEhird!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1245514474 0 :Hiato!n=Hiato@dsl-245-14-154.telkomadsl.co.za JOIN :#esoteric < 1245515404 0 :ais523!n=ais523@92-236-187-64.cable.ubr08.king.blueyonder.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1245516115 0 :Hiato!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1245517293 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1245518810 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" < 1245518819 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HackBot: Hello? :P < 1245518874 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, HackBot is FreeNode-unresponsive ... < 1245518901 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ohhhhhhh, and I know why >_> < 1245518947 0 :HackBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1245518950 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who's HackBot? < 1245519022 0 :HackEgo!n=HackEgo@codu.xen.prgmr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1245519039 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a bot I made that's sort of like EgoBot's !sh, but more powerful because it allows persistent files. < 1245519050 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So anybody can add new commands, e.g. < 1245519052 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" < 1245519053 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5| EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" < 1245519323 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is, since addquote is just a file in $PWD/bin: < 1245519325 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls bin < 1245519325 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :addquote \ calc \ define \ esolang \ google \ imdb \ quote < 1245519393 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, you're sharing a prefix with unlambda < 1245519425 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I am? >_> < 1245519432 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, unlambda isn't here ;P < 1245519452 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bork bork b\o/rk < 1245519452 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :            | < 1245519452 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :           /'\ < 1245519475 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`esolang < 1245519476 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use: `esolang < 1245519482 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`esolang bf < 1245519483 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Retrieved from "[8]http://esolangs.org/wiki/Bf" < 1245519483 0 :kar8nga!n=kar8nga@a-20.vc-graz.ac.at JOIN :#esoteric < 1245519493 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh, you need the full name :P < 1245519496 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`esolang Brainfuck < 1245519497 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Brainfuck is probably the most famous of the [6]esoteric programming languages, and has inspired the creation of a host of other languages. Due to the fact that the last half of its name is often considered one of the most offensive words in the English language, it is sometimes referred to as brainf***, brainf*ck, brainfsck, < 1245519506 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It just fetches junk from the esolang wiki. < 1245519517 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`esolang Main page < 1245519518 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Retrieved from "[8]http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_page" < 1245519527 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`esolang NTCM < 1245519528 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NTCM is an [6]esoteric programming language developped by [7]user:Slereah. It is based on a [8]Turing machine with multiple tapes and I/O (the name stands for n-tape choice machine). < 1245519534 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The best one there is. < 1245519537 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`esolang EgoBot < 1245519538 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This article is a stub, which means that it is not detailed enough and needs to be expanded. Please help us by adding some more information. < 1245519541 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1245519547 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Hrm :P < 1245519555 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: It's hard to guess what the relevant info is in a short shell script :P < 1245519559 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`esolang Recursion < 1245519560 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Retrieved from "[8]http://esolangs.org/wiki/Recursion" < 1245519690 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and you can use `fetch to download stuff into the environment. But be careful of pastebins, most of them put \r\n-style newlines on so you'll have to run it through dos2unix for it to work. < 1245520060 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Imagine, they use network newlines. < 1245520078 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(yes, that's not just a DOS-ism, that's RFC. Whooo.) < 1245520081 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it doesn't matter after the headers :P < 1245520087 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, right. < 1245520091 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LAME. < 1245520092 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1245521019 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@97-118-124-112.hlrn.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245521286 0 :iEhird!n=irchon@79-68-213-185.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1245521326 0 :iEhird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PETA asked phish to rename to sea kitten. I'm not joking < 1245521334 0 :iEhird!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1245521402 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, it's true < 1245521463 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want some tasty land fish < 1245521707 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DEAR PETA: < 1245521708 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fuck you. < 1245521710 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sincerely, < 1245521714 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : All fish worldwide < 1245522033 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1245524492 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9172/1245456677307.jpg < 1245525638 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, I remember someone in here made some tool to figure out shortest link path from one article to another on wikipedia... But I can't find it in the logs... < 1245525647 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :was it you GregorR? < 1245525649 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was GregorR, wasn't it? < 1245525663 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1245525664 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1245525666 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi ais523 btw < 1245525672 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I made a vaguely similar "tool" which is a game and not a tool :P < 1245525683 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, so who made the tool then < 1245525684 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: http://www.netsoc.tcd.ie/~mu/wiki/ < 1245525881 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Congratulations! You found Jesus in 4 clicks! < 1245525945 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MigoMipo, heh < 1245525972 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err, I meant GregorR there < 1245525979 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MigoMipo, thanks < 1245525993 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My pseudo-related thing is a web version of Five Clicks to Jesus < 1245526036 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, I wonder how much longer the paths would be without articles like [[2007]] [[5]] and such < 1245526324 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@97-118-124-112.hlrn.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245526804 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i read paths as penis :( < 1245526851 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote i read paths as penis :( < 1245526851 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4| i read paths as penis :( < 1245527409 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1245527441 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@97-118-124-112.hlrn.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245527471 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1245527505 0 :CESSMASTER!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1245527558 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :08:02:29 erik naggum 1965-2009 < 1245527558 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :08:02:58 oerjan: and your batallion is weaker still :p < 1245527570 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's dead? O_O < 1245527596 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION swats that smile off ehird's face -----### < 1245527718 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION thinks he _may_ have talked to naggum on usenet once. possibly. < 1245527851 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who is thus naggum? < 1245527882 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a nick? a real name? < 1245527907 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :real name. < 1245527940 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :google only gives "erik naggum" for that, The same? < 1245527972 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :any chance you could read more than three lines up? < 1245527998 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, I don't want to give anyone a shock by doing that, so no < 1245528014 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also it is probably against my religion or something. < 1245528027 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well then you'll just have to remain ignorant on this issue as with others ;D < 1245528069 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Random, silly idea. Funcfuck. Brainfuck with: variables, functions. Nothing else. ... Clearly, I'm bored on a Saturday. < 1245528120 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, variables and functions.. hm. Details. < 1245528139 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess you need variable assignment too < 1245528211 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cp(x,y){@a x[y+a+x-] a[x+a-]} < 1245528238 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, that isn't only variables though, that is a loop there. < 1245528243 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but what does the @a do? < 1245528250 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Declare a variable. < 1245528267 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And yes, there's a loop. That's Brainfuck. < 1245528274 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also addition and substraction < 1245528285 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's Brainfuck. Yes. < 1245528287 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, then it isn't *only* variables and functions really ;P < 1245528297 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Brainfuck with". < 1245528301 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(depends on what you meant with only there) < 1245528320 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Nothing else" meaning "that's all that's added". < 1245528323 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, ah, I interpreted "Nothing else" as "remove all other bf stuff" < 1245528339 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :both interpretations were possible < 1245528357 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Brainfuck with *only* variables and functions would not be Brainfuck. That'd be (lambda) and (def). < 1245528360 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1245528412 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, that was my conclusion too. < 1245528414 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION may want to use Gregor's Brainfuck ld for this; need to figure out how that works < 1245528436 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, you could compile it into something else than bf < 1245528446 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, C, or whatever. Quite trivially < 1245528453 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1245528462 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, also, what is this "Brainfuck ld" < 1245528470 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Part of c2bf. < 1245528479 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a linker. For Brainfuck. < 1245528480 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1245528496 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, I was wondering "what sort of input", but that answered my question < 1245528511 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(since you need some sort of metadata to perform meaningful linking) < 1245528521 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a lot simpler than bf-ld, I imagine < 1245528525 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because bf-ld's an assembler too < 1245528609 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1245528616 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, on the other hand, higher level input allows you to more easily do optimisations on the output. Which is why you don't use plain old object files for LTO, but some sort of extended format, such as llvm bytecode or whatever < 1245528619 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@97-118-124-112.hlrn.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245528635 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and I can actually think of some possible LTO for bf yes < 1245528638 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: I don't really care about link-time optimisations for gcc-bf < 1245528649 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just simple things like efficient multiplication are hard enough < 1245528696 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for example: based on profile feedback (or heuristics if profile feedback isn't available) try to place called functions close to the caller. < 1245528717 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :especially the data that is < 1245528748 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the function itself too maybe, if it means you can just go straight into that function, skipping the main switch thingy. Would help for tail calls I guess.. < 1245528765 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(probably far from trivial) < 1245528796 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, at what layer of gcc does it handle tail call optimisation < 1245528803 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I know I read that it does) < 1245528808 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd imagine it's in RTL. < 1245528811 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: I don't know off hand < 1245528819 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it'll either be at the RTL or GENERIC level, most likely < 1245528821 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or possibly at GIMPLE < 1245528830 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb phone < 1245529042 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : ais523: It's hard to guess what the relevant info is in a short shell script :P < 1245529064 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could look for the ''' title bolding < 1245529089 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm downloading the rendered HTML, not the source wikicode. < 1245529104 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :look for bold tags then < 1245529127 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wc -l bin/esolang < 1245529132 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm < 1245529134 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run wc -l bin/esolang < 1245529135 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :11 bin/esolang < 1245529139 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Idonwanna < 1245529339 0 :augur_!n=augur@c-71-196-114-50.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245529340 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1245529555 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run uname -a < 1245529556 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Linux codu.org 2.6.26-1-xen-amd64 #1 SMP Sat Jan 10 20:39:26 UTC 2009 x86_64 GNU/Linux < 1245529610 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, but the output of gcc-bf is tail call optimised too right? < 1245529621 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :since the switch for it is an -f one, not an -m one < 1245529623 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know < 1245529630 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wasn't modifying the bit of gcc that does that < 1245529644 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Easy to test if you've got gcc-bf producing functioning output. < 1245529678 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, btw, much to do in "RL" still? < 1245529699 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: no, but I've just finished my degree < 1245529707 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and am not in much of a mood to do anything, I'm rather tired and breathless < 1245529724 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523 the zombie < 1245529747 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1245529764 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LAP KITTY < 1245529772 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tia would be a better lap kitty if she wasn't so overweight :P < 1245529781 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, I understand < 1245529849 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've got a provisional first, which is great < 1245529948 0 :puzzlet_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1245529991 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"provisional first"? The google results I get are all about US tax... < 1245530000 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has no idea what that means in context. < 1245530021 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay, I'm not alone then < 1245530038 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, there are five ranks of degree results you can get in the UK < 1245530047 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :first (best), upper second, lower second, third, and pass < 1245530051 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, fail, but that isn't a degree at all < 1245530068 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and provisional just means that the mark hasn't been approved by the final appeals board people yet < 1245530078 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :generally speaking, though, they leave marks the same unless there's an appeal < 1245530079 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't "fail" a meme? < 1245530085 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~ < 1245530097 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: it's also a possible result from exams < 1245530233 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lawl < 1245530235 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, I was joking... < 1245530279 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and your exam result is... "great success!" < 1245530311 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1245530333 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ALL YOUR EXAM ARE BELONG TO US < 1245530348 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, what meme is that... < 1245530351 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :borat < 1245530360 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah ok < 1245530383 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION sometimes feels slightly bad about using memes from sources he hasn't seen himself... < 1245530394 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then, probably everyone does < 1245530431 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why aren't there any memes based on the works of Shakespeare for example? Or are there? < 1245530448 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :famous quotes yes < 1245530452 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but not internet memes < 1245530462 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :some of those are probably so ingrained in english that no one knows they are memes... < 1245530471 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :except philologists < 1245530486 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*shakespeare memes < 1245530491 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :many words in common English usage were apparently invented by Shakespeare < 1245530498 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, such as? < 1245530500 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :since in principle every word is a meme < 1245530504 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't remember offhand < 1245530509 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but a websearch will probably find out < 1245530517 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what a silly wallops. < 1245530524 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bbiab < 1245530530 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`google words invented by shakespeare < 1245530530 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And what really gets my goat up is you thinking that Shakespeare borrowed words that were already in existance at the time he did not, he INVENTED these ... \ piksels.com/words-invented-by-shakespeare/ - [17]Cached - [18]Similar < 1245530543 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.nosweatshakespeare.com/resources/shakespeare-words.htm is one interesting result < 1245530552 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know how accurate it is, but it contains words such as "apostrophe" < 1245530566 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: i seem to vaguely recall reading that that is a bit of a myth based on he being just the first known source of a word... < 1245530578 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :quite probably < 1245530582 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then, that may have been a myth too < 1245530591 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't see any reason why Shakespeare would be the one to invent apostrophes < 1245530610 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apostrophe has another meaning than ', it could have been that one < 1245530634 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah wikipedia supports me < 1245530636 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although dictionary.com suggests that specifically the ' meaning originated during Shakespeare's time < 1245530650 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"It is often stated that Shakespeare "invented" ("coined") more words into English than any other author. This is a misconception . rather, Shakespeare's works are often the earliest cited written record of many words in such dictionaries as the Oxford English Dictionary (OED)." < 1245530689 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although that section has disturbingly no citations < 1245530710 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Citations are for the weak. < 1245530735 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the next section says the exact opposite, and is littered with "citation needed" :D < 1245530755 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare's_influence) < 1245530840 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :incidentally, Enigma fans: http://download.berlios.de/enigma-game/ExtralifeCandidates.png < 1245530845 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they want to replace the extra life symbol < 1245530856 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and those are the four suggested replacements < 1245530956 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ < 1245530982 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y'know what Esotope needs? A brainfuck backend. < 1245531293 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that article seems to have become rather confusing as the result of merging at least 3 older articles < 1245531356 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : incidentally, Enigma fans: http://download.berlios.de/enigma-game/ExtralifeCandidates.png <--- application/x-download ? wth? < 1245531363 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :too much work to open < 1245531367 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so didn't look :P < 1245531384 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wm;dl (wrong mime type, didn't look) < 1245531391 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: yep, I was having trouble too < 1245531403 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then, the Enigma people never seem to put information up in a sensible manner < 1245531410 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mhm < 1245531412 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I remember them linking to a Flash video rather than embedding it, for instance < 1245531446 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, ok I opened it from inside gimp < 1245531455 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't understand what that picture is showing... < 1245531482 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: it's an Enigma level < 1245531487 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok... < 1245531489 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with the new extralife symbols added < 1245531493 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1245531495 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1245531499 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the question is, which of the four yellow symbols works best as an extralife < 1245531532 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, I thought it was some new system to replace extra lives... < 1245531538 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway the current one look best < 1245531539 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, just a different image < 1245531542 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the other one looks out of place < 1245531553 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :especially the colour scheme < 1245531554 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and they want to move away from the current one, as it looks identical to a new actor they want to add < 1245531571 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, why not use one of those symbols as the actor then ;P < 1245531584 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :would be less confusing for old players < 1245531594 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: because it wouldn't look like a black version of the meditation marble < 1245531601 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah right < 1245531740 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, they should make the main ball yellow too then (which would rather defeat the point as well) < 1245531765 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the extralives are black on the ground even if you have a white marble, though < 1245531767 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which makes no sense < 1245531873 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, agreed < 1245532177 0 :augur!n=augur@c-71-196-114-50.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245532201 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1245532230 0 :augur!n=augur@c-71-196-114-50.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245532248 0 :augur_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1245532566 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION can't figure out a way to make HackEgo support wolfram-alpha. < 1245532570 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stupid JS :P < 1245532619 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, you can't say that. Coding a MIPS emulator in JS then saying stupid JS... You are disqualified. < 1245532632 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :JS IS ALWAYS STUPID < 1245533034 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Warrigal: feel free. < 1245533036 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hai. < 1245533109 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :11:52:38 08:02:29 erik naggum 1965-2009 < 1245533109 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :v < 1245533111 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :11:59:00 google only gives "erik naggum" for that, The same? < 1245533113 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lol. < 1245533138 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :12:01:09 Random, silly idea. Funcfuck. Brainfuck with: variables, functions. Nothing else. ... Clearly, I'm bored on a Saturday. < 1245533141 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gee, exciting! < 1245533197 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is thinking of implementing a Forth, instead. Significantly more useful and all that. < 1245533229 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: A Forth; Forths. Forthii. Forthae. < 1245533361 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :archaic plural forms? < 1245533368 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's called Latin, swine. < 1245533387 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :svin kan du vara själv i så fall < 1245533394 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cithius, Althius, Forthius < 1245533420 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :12:27:58 ais523, btw, much to do in "RL" still? < 1245533424 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :clearly AnMaster has never been a university student < 1245533450 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, I wasn't sure if it was summer holidays for him yet. < 1245533459 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what with different such in different countries too < 1245533460 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1245533510 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nevar :o < 1245533695 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :12:47:20 incidentally, Enigma fans: http://download.berlios.de/enigma-game/ExtralifeCandidates.png < 1245533695 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :12:47:25 they want to replace the extra life symbol < 1245533697 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :12:47:36 and those are the four suggested replacements < 1245533699 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :none of them. < 1245533701 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is no reason for it to be in a yellow box. < 1245533706 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :make it a red heart < 1245533750 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you disagree, you're wrong :) :P < 1245533775 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :13:16:06 * GregorR can't figure out a way to make HackEgo support wolfram-alpha. < 1245533775 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :13:16:10 Stupid JS :P < 1245533781 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: hook into webkit then kill yourself < 1245533829 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is crazy, and thinking of writing a Brainfuck Forth. < 1245533842 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Considered that, started, gave up; it's not actually all that interesting. < 1245533847 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: It'd be a fairly trivial translation of JonesForth. < 1245533867 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Write a minimal forth forth that can forth itself :-) < 1245533888 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hah. < 1245533915 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: actually, I may have said this already. < 1245533921 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quite a few Forths are written in Forth, apparently, or at least used to be; I suppose that's less common what with Forth not being very ubiquitous these days and certainly things like gforth and RetroForth aren't written in Forth. < 1245533926 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it'd be fun. < 1245533935 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, OMG SOMETIMES HOW IT WORKS IN NATURE IS BETTER THAN SOME RANDOM THING YOU CAME UP WITH < 1245533936 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Warrigal: Well, say it again anyway; whatever it is, I've probably forgotten it. < 1245533945 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Warrigal: Now, what was that in response to? < 1245533965 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Something along the lines of OMG SOMETIMES GENETIC ALGORITHMS DON'T WORK EXACTLY THE SAME WAY AS IN NATURE < 1245533991 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Warrigal: If that's what I said, then your response is stupid :p < 1245534011 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Telling me it's stupid isn't going to help, because I already think that it's not stupid. < 1245534030 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's OK. < 1245534035 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Great! < 1245534044 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bleh, I can't even convince wolfram to generate a PDF for me :P < 1245534045 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Warrigal: you're an butt. < 1245534055 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: He's too busy fondling his ego. < 1245534056 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Weird. < 1245534080 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Fun fact: that "PDF" link is actually a . < 1245534092 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm well aware of that. < 1245534095 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The "Mathematica form" links on some inputs? They're javascript: links. < 1245534100 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consistency hyuk hyuk! < 1245534127 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I tried going to the URL specified in the JS manually, but it figures out I'm being sneaky and doesn't generate the PDF :P < 1245534154 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fake referer < 1245534192 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmm, referrer, that's a good point >_> < 1245534235 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Referer. It's in the HTTP spec. < 1245534241 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :An HTTP referer is a referrer. < 1245534242 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, duh. < 1245534253 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YOU SHALL EXHALT THE EXHALTED TYPO. < 1245534278 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, seems like http://lemonodor.com/ is dead. No posts since september and the main page just links to archives instead of recent posts. < 1245534369 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope, referrer didn't solve it ... < 1245534382 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it's because I'm not actually generating all the data in the first place :P < 1245534479 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think someone mentioned a "don't ever remove anything" file system in here some months ago. < 1245534489 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mentioned as "discussed the idea" < 1245534508 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems like the lastest linux kernel supports such an FS < 1245534529 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a* < 1245534641 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1245534735 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Exalt", isn't it? < 1245534773 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Warrigal, ? < 1245534783 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: ehird said "exhalt". < 1245534793 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're a butt < 1245534794 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1245534797 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :up there < 1245534804 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ex-salt < 1245534814 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: You can... look up? < 1245534816 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Further than 3 lines? < 1245534820 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THIS CHANGES. EVERYTHING. < 1245534836 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, only when the phase of the moon is exactly correct < 1245534842 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like your mom < 1245534846 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh and about 500 other variables too < 1245535216 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I can get wolframalpha to give me the necessary data in JSON format :P < 1245535246 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Including graphs? < 1245535268 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you think graphs are going to make it here? < 1245535336 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>:( < 1245535465 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION just doesn't understand why the PDF part isn't working ... I can get all the data, I just can't convince it to make a PDF :( < 1245535554 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's because I'm a retord! < 1245535614 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just in case you haven't noticed (although you probably already know); you're actively trying to be in violation of the W|A Terms of Use: "The Wolfram|Alpha service may be used only by a human being using a conventional web browser to manually enter queries one at a time." < 1245535674 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: So, think you could describe the format of your Brainfuck ld? < 1245535677 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they also claim people under 18 can't use < 1245535708 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I doubt it :P < 1245535721 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: *yawn* < 1245535733 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... So, don't even remember it. Great. < 1245535742 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fills me with confidence in trying to use it for anything. :P < 1245535833 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: If you read the file, try to figure something out, then ask me, I may be jogged into remembering :P < 1245535875 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this information is available only on a need-to-know basis. even to the author. < 1245535875 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alright. < 1245535885 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`fetch http://pastebin.ca/raw/1467987 < 1245535886 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2009-06-20 21:11:25 URL:http://pastebin.ca/raw/1467987 [846/846] -> "1467987" [1] < 1245535902 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run mv "1467987" bin/wolfram; dos2unix bin/wolfram; chmod 0755 bin/wolfram; echo done < 1245535902 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :done < 1245535908 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram distance to jupiter < 1245535916 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :distance to jupiter Input interpretation: Jupiter Current result: distance from Earth 4.436 AU astronomical units Value: 6.636 108 km kilometers Comparison as distance: 4.4 mean Earth Sun distance Corresponding quantity: 1 AU Solar radiation pressure from P 0.23 µPa micropascals L c4Πr2 : Generated by Wolfram|Alpha < 1245535916 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram PLOT DISTANCE TO JUPITER OVER TIME LOLOLOL < 1245535922 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Needs moar \ < 1245535925 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$Failed < 1245535974 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: < 1245535974 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www81.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=distance+to+jupiter+over+time < 1245535977 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jupiter | distance from Earth | current time < 1245535977 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :location Over,United Kingdom < 1245535989 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: >: ( < 1245536000 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Over, UK < 1245536001 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1245536017 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The distance is much greater from over the US. < 1245536023 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IN AU < 1245536030 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`calc 4.436 au in miles < 1245536031 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4.43600 Astronomical Units = 412 352 317 miles < 1245536037 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4.426 Australians < 1245536052 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Of (stack heap stack-marker walk carry), what is the pointer on? < 1245536070 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Stack unless there's reason for it to be elsewhere. < 1245536080 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i.e. you're mid-operation) < 1245536182 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`calc number of faggots in a nigger butt < 1245536183 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=+nigger+faggot - [19]Similar < 1245536187 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram number of faggots in a nigger butt < 1245536194 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$Failed < 1245536200 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram number of faggots in a faggot < 1245536207 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :number of faggots in a faggot Input interpretation: convert 1 faggot to faggots Result: 1 faggot Additional conversions: 0.027 m3 cubic meters Comparisons: (6 10 4 to 0.0014) twenty foot equivalent unit 680 to 1520 ft3 Interpretation: volume Basic unit dimensions: 3 length Generated by Wolfram|Alpha (www.wolframalpha.com) < 1245536216 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how denigrating < 1245536224 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram faggots per second in miles per second < 1245536231 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :faggots per second in miles per second \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ convert 1 faggots s faggot per second to miles per second \ Result: \ \ faggots s faggots per second and mi s miles per second are not compatible. \ \ Unit information: \ \ unit \ faggots s faggots per second \ \ dimensions length time length \ 3 \ \ < 1245536241 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram speed of light in faggots per second < 1245536248 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :speed of light in faggots per second \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ convert 1 c speed of light in vacuum to faggots per second \ Result: \ \ c speed of light in vacuum and faggots s faggots per second are not compatible. \ \ Unit information: \ \ unit \ c speed of light in vacuum \ \ dimensions length time length \ 3 \ \ < 1245536258 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: are you trying to understand what you're equivalent to in normal units of measure? < 1245536260 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it wont work. < 1245536284 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram 1 au in beardseconds < 1245536290 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 au in beardseconds \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ convert 1 AU astronomical unit to beard seconds Nordling and Österman convention \ Result: \ \ 2.99195741383 1019 beard seconds Nordling and Österman convention \ Additional conversions: \ \ 1.49597870692 108 km kilometers \ Interpretation: \ \ length \ Corresponding < 1245536315 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram poorest countries in asia < 1245536321 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :poorest countries in asia \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ poorest country in Asia \ \ Result by GDP per capita: \ \ 1 2 3 4 5 \ \ Myanmar Afghanistan Nepal Tajikistan East Timor \ \ $216.50 per year $217.79 per year $273.19 per year $359.97 per year $374.21 per year \ \ Generated by Wolfram|Alpha (www.wolframalpha.com) < 1245536338 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, is HackEgo some variant of EgoBot? < 1245536351 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not really. < 1245536357 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then what is hackego < 1245536359 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram deaths / world gdp < 1245536367 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :deaths world gdp \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ world \ \ annual deaths GDP \ \ world \ Result: \ \ 1.212 10 \ History: \ \ 6 \ \ people $ people per US dollar \ \ 2006 estimate \ \ prune`result \ Currency conversions: \ \ JPY EUR GBP CNY CAD MXN \ \ 1.252 10 1.697 10 1.997 10 1.766 10 1.07 10 \ 6 \ \ 8 8 8 7 \ \ < 1245536369 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's like EgoBot's !sh, but with a persistent data storage area. < 1245536383 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: That result is totally useless compared to the online one < 1245536397 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: My lack of interest is palpable :P < 1245536421 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: But it gets the result completely wrong. "1.212 10" != "1.212 x 10^-6 people/$" < 1245536432 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: My lack of interest is palpable :P < 1245536471 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then I'm not sure why < 1245536474 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you bothered < 1245536498 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`define palpable < 1245536499 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :* capable of being perceived; especially capable of being handled or touched or felt; "a barely palpable dust"; "felt sudden anger in a palpable ... \ * can be felt by palpation; "a palpable tumor" \ [15]wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn < 1245536528 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: I'm sorry that your particular pet function doesn't come across properly. Where by "sorry" I mean "I don't care" < 1245536540 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why those \ \ sometimes? < 1245536550 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: Two newlines < 1245536550 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems a bit too many as separators < 1245536565 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, what about converting that into | or something < 1245536569 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a single such < 1245536571 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram The Answer to the Ultimate Question < 1245536576 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Answer to the Ultimate Question \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ answer to life, the universe, and everything \ Result: \ \ 42 \ according to Douglas Adams' humorous science fiction novel Hitchhiker ' s Guide to the Galaxy \ \ Generated by Wolfram|Alpha (www.wolframalpha.com) on June 20, 2009 from Champaign, IL. © Wolfram < 1245536588 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<*> GregorR: Anything you implement is insufficient in some whiny and ridiculous way! < 1245536589 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :appears to be working < 1245536614 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, I think it is currently great, but could be even better < 1245536631 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION contemplates < 1245536652 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo 'cat >/dev/null' > bin/GregorR < 1245536671 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`GregorR Help! < 1245536686 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You realize it's not chmod 0755, right? :P < 1245536700 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls -l bin/GregorR < 1245536700 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 5000 15 Jun 20 21:25 bin/GregorR < 1245536717 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run chmod a+x bin/GregorR < 1245536722 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls -l bin/GregorR < 1245536722 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 5000 15 Jun 20 21:25 bin/GregorR < 1245536723 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, anyone can run such commands? < 1245536725 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :even wget? < 1245536729 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`GregorR Help! < 1245536734 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: wget is limited to certain whitelisted URLs. < 1245536736 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, `fetch was separate < 1245536738 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1245536743 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls < 1245536743 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin \ quotes < 1245536748 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: `fetch will download any URL, but isn't scriptable. < 1245536763 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, what urls are white listed < 1245536772 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`type wget < 1245536775 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls bin < 1245536775 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR \ addquote \ calc \ define \ esolang \ google \ imdb \ quote \ wolfram < 1245536778 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`which wget < 1245536778 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/usr/bin/wget < 1245536783 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.google.com .esolangs.org .imdb.com .wikipedia.org .wolframalpha.com < 1245536787 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`echo $BASH_VERSION < 1245536787 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$BASH_VERSION < 1245536790 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1245536804 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, does it do system() or execute them in a shell < 1245536805 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use `run to get shell expansion. Without `run it's interpreted literally, so that things like `addquote will work. < 1245536811 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1245536823 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo $BASH VERSION < 1245536824 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/bin/bash VERSION < 1245536826 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo $BASH_VERSION < 1245536827 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3.2.48(1)-release < 1245536833 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Otherwise `addquote hi would try to input GregorR to addquote :P < 1245536852 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, with output sent to hi < 1245536857 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup :P < 1245536874 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo $PATH < 1245536874 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/tmp/hackenv.14507/bin:/usr/bin:/bin < 1245536880 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo $PWD < 1245536881 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/tmp/hackenv.14543 < 1245536886 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo $HOME < 1245536886 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/home/hackbot < 1245536894 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run file bin < 1245536894 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin: directory < 1245536903 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, you copy bin a lot? < 1245536909 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or mount bind it? < 1245536911 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's an hg clone < 1245536924 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, could you white list kernel.org? < 1245536947 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you give me a reason? :P < 1245536969 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, easier to download a kernel tarball from it and compile a kernel over irc :P < 1245536986 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It has time and file size limits, so that would never even begin to work :P < 1245536992 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh < 1245536998 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, GET A BETTER CPU THEN < 1245537007 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to make it possible in the time limit < 1245537014 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :some 30 GHz would be nice < 1245537024 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Compiling a kernel in 30 seconds would be BITCHIN' SWEET :P < 1245537033 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, so it would. < 1245537036 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tcc can do that. < 1245537045 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, it can't compile the kernel afaik < 1245537051 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but yes it could otherwise < 1245537055 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: It can compile the kernel /while you boot/ < 1245537055 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: Yes, it can. < 1245537057 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because all it does is basic constant folding < 1245537059 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing else < 1245537059 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It does it in like 15 seconds. < 1245537070 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://bellard.org/tcc/tccboot.html < 1245537076 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TCCBOOT is only 138 KB big (uncompressed code) and it can compile and run a typical Linux kernel in less than 15 seconds on a 2.4 GHz Pentium 4. < 1245537085 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, iirc it failed on "kernel didn't know compiler specific header" or something < 1245537094 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: Tell that to tccboot? < 1245537100 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, was normal tcc < 1245537110 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so how does tccboot extend it hm < 1245537110 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1245537112 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tccboot uses normal tcc. < 1245537116 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's written by the tcc author. < 1245537117 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, strange then < 1245537118 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is in 2004, though. < 1245537124 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tccboot uses a disputably small patch to the kernel. < 1245537127 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :was about half a year ago I tried < 1245537171 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, tccboot uses 2.4 kernel < 1245537174 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was trying with 2.6 < 1245537179 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: Because it was made in 2004. < 1245537184 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2.6.21 or so iirc < 1245537195 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, yes, but I was talking about the current state of matters < 1245537415 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram melting point of apples < 1245537421 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :melting point of apples \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ apples \ Result: \ \ melting point \ \ 29.3 °C degrees Celsius \ Unit conversions: \ \ 302.5 K kelvins \ Thermal properties: \ \ melting point optimal storage temperature specific heat \ \ 29.3 °C 1.5 °C 3.64 J g °C \ \ Generated by Wolfram|Alpha (www.wolframalpha.com) < 1245537430 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WTF X-D < 1245537475 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`calc 29.3c in f < 1245537475 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :29.3 degrees Celsius = 84.74 degrees Fahrenheit < 1245537504 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :all forms of time limits should be abolished < 1245537506 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the quality of apples is not what it used to be < 1245537506 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wolfram full name of Jesus < 1245537512 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :full name of Jesus \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ Jesus Christ \ Result: \ \ full name \ \ Yeshua Ha Nozri \ \ Generated by Wolfram|Alpha (www.wolframalpha.com) on June 20, 2009 from Champaign, IL. © Wolfram Alpha LLC—A Wolfram Research Company \ \ 1 \ \ < 1245537523 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I realise this isn't done over a night < 1245537530 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :especially the physical ones < 1245537537 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: what are you talking about < 1245537541 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How many of us here knew that his full name was Yeshua Ha Nozri? < 1245537541 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but in the long term they should be < 1245537556 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: you're on crack < 1245537556 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, hm? < 1245537564 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: well no one cares about abolishing time limits in the _short_ term anyway *ducks* < 1245537583 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, good point indeed < 1245537598 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Warrigal: i guess Nozri means "from Nazareth"... < 1245537646 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ha Nozri means that. < 1245537656 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1245537702 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :google points to Bulgakov's The Master and Margarita < 1245537749 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1245537803 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to begin with, abolish time limits like those for tests in schools, or for payment of invoices and such. Those are easy. In the future we ("we": humans in general) aim to abolish time limits like the life span of humans (immortality in other words), having to go to bed/wake up, (stop earth's rotation, let people move across the "border" of the day/night when they wanted, note: you need to solve the cl < 1245537803 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :imate impact somehow too), and the heat death of the universe. < 1245537812 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :far from trivial indeed. < 1245537828 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it does not occur in wp's Jesus article < 1245537847 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If it's not on the Oracle, it's not Truth. < 1245537847 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, just add it and cite W|A? < 1245537856 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: so what is your justification for this mad rant? < 1245537869 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, *blink* < 1245537870 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do like the idea of abolishing time limits for the payment of invoices. < 1245537878 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's like a credit card without the payment step! < 1245537884 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, and tests in school < 1245537885 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FREE EVERYTHING! < 1245537889 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wooooooooooohoooooo < 1245537896 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as I mentioned < 1245537896 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[the economy promptly collapses] < 1245537910 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, isn't it doing that already anyway < 1245537925 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, but I'm fairly sure the solution isn't "make everything free". < 1245537929 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1245537932 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: it's not even in the Yeshua (name) article < 1245537941 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so the nozri part may be dubious < 1245537949 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, it will definitely get the job done quicket < 1245537951 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :quicker* < 1245537957 0 :ais523!n=ais523@92-236-187-64.cable.ubr08.king.blueyonder.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1245537962 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: so why do you want to do all this crazy stuff? < 1245537985 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, of course this mean you don't know when the stuff you ordered will be delivered either < 1245538000 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :UPS doesn't have a time limit either < 1245538010 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: So basically you want the entire world to collapse? < 1245538020 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So. uh. Why? < 1245538043 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, for UPS you wouldn't notice the difference I think < 1245538050 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*zing* < 1245538068 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have my own rant. < 1245538077 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but why? < 1245538079 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All life should be erased, not overnight of course. < 1245538080 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't that clear < 1245538083 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How this could be done: Kill everyone. < 1245538089 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb → < 1245538094 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, that is another way to do it < 1245538096 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :good idea! < 1245538112 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! < 1245538130 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, Together we shall destroy the world! < 1245538148 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the project is already underway. problem is those pesky critters keep breeding faster than Death can remove them < 1245538186 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, nuclear weapons will fix that. Of course, they might take an unknown time to deploy < 1245538197 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and explode < 1245538230 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :only those on Earth < 1245538241 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it will soon be reseeded, surely < 1245538253 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, um? I said in the whole universe in the long term < 1245538266 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1245538266 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or at least implied it < 1245538275 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :when I mentioned the heat death of the universe < 1245538287 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hah, the hardy ones in outer space don't care about a bit of radiation < 1245538342 0 :Halph!n=coppro@unaffiliated/coppro JOIN :#esoteric < 1245538383 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1245538384 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and for the heat death method, you'll have to prevent them from escaping to a new universe. crushing all signs of intelligence might help there. < 1245538407 0 :Halph!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :coppro < 1245538491 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Perl < 1245538492 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^_^ < 1245538562 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`esolang Perl < 1245538563 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We'll write more about Perl after we decipher the following code: < 1245538656 0 :Halph!n=coppro@unaffiliated/coppro JOIN :#esoteric < 1245538666 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1245538672 0 :Halph!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :coppro < 1245538773 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :back < 1245538792 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: old < 1245538806 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, i believe entropy can be reversed; am I bonkers? < 1245538809 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or rather < 1245538810 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stopped < 1245538814 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1245538816 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(long-term.) < 1245538824 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird : Entropy isn't a real law < 1245538825 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi there, Multivac. < 1245538829 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's just a statistical thing < 1245538836 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know < 1245538838 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Entropy can diminish < 1245538842 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's just very unlikely < 1245538852 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what I meant was that I believe that in time, we can make this universe habitable indefinitely < 1245538911 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah, I don't think we can do it that way < 1245538919 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'that way'? < 1245538919 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What we can do is find INFINITE ENERGY and shit < 1245538924 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, yeh < 1245538928 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Always useful to beat entropy < 1245538937 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah_: but infinite energy is another fuck you to the first law of thermodynamics :P < 1245538940 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just steal usable energy from other universes! < 1245538950 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah_: infinite energy doesn't prevent the universe dying as far as I know, though < 1245538963 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah_: then we get alternate universe people coming through to complain < 1245538977 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only if there's people < 1245538979 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And fuck them < 1245538987 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*bow chicka bow wow* < 1245538989 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Here, take that entropy!" < 1245539127 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm trying to think of something dirty along the lines of "Increase the entropy o' that bitch" but it's just not working. < 1245539161 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh yeah, take that number of microstates < 1245539275 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic/series.php?view=archive&chapter=13510 (fourth strip) < 1245539313 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a bit slow to load < 1245539331 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Heh. < 1245539358 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If time travel is possible, we can probably just time travel to the first point in time where shit's cool in the universe and kick back, relax, and stop other life from forming. < 1245539360 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Repeat forever. < 1245539390 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm... maybe we already did < 1245539399 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that _would_ explain the fermi paradox < 1245539430 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fermi paradox is quite stupid. Uhh, speed of light, anyone? < 1245539441 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1245539472 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fermi's paradox is based on the idea that alien civilisation are willing to launch extensive interstellar space programs with no return in their lifetime < 1245539488 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or possibly in the lifetime of their civilisation < 1245539543 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, that a fraction of them are < 1245539595 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: we don't see alien shit because alien shit is far too far away < 1245539680 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the paradox is not just about why we cannot see them. it's about why don't we see them _here_ < 1245539710 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for which Slereah_'s question is relevant < 1245539718 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er, observation < 1245539735 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i don't get what you mean < 1245539749 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's odd about aliens being really fucking far away from us < 1245539773 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: the size of the galaxy is no obstacle for a sufficiently patient civilization. they could colonize it in a few million years < 1245539802 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: there's nothing to say that they should be motivated and finished _now_, though < 1245539815 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :come back in a few billion years. it's a big, big space and not a lot of shit in it. < 1245539884 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: the assumption is that unless we are really one of the very first civilizations, others would _already_ have arisen billions of years ago < 1245539892 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cut to 10^100 years. < 1245539894 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*nothingness* < 1245539907 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: yes, but add the factors of "gigantic space, large distances separation, and motivation" < 1245539916 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it's not at all unlikely that we don't see alien shit. < 1245539926 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then add population growth < 1245539933 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure, but still < 1245539938 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't get why it's so odd. < 1245539965 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not odd that _some_ civilization wouldn't expand. it's odd that _none_ would, if there were many < 1245540003 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shrug < 1245540012 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: think about how uncommon life probably is, though < 1245540012 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and if one of them _has_ an intrinsic drive to expand, they should fill the entire galaxy in a few million years < 1245540018 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh < 1245540046 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure, that is one solution to the fermi paradox, to say that life is so rare that we're alone in the galaxy and then some < 1245540079 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1245540080 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not alone < 1245540085 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y'know what's annoying? When things that are not paradoxes are called paradoxes. < 1245540090 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :life just isn't so insanely common that it's unlikely that none of them conquer everywhere < 1245540091 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :e.g. Fermi "paradox", twin "paradox" < 1245540099 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Birthday "paradox", curry's "paradox". < 1245540103 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are two kinds of paradox. < 1245540114 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Weird shit" is not a correct definition of paradox. < 1245540118 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a misuse of the term. < 1245540128 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Go complain to everyone for hundreds of fuckin' years. < 1245540134 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, paradox is kinda ill defined < 1245540218 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`define paradox < 1245540218 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :* (logic) a statement that contradicts itself; "`I always lie' is a paradox because if it is true it must be false" \ [22]wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn \ * Paradox is the fourth studio album released by Royal Hunt. < 1245540228 0 :jix_!n=jix@dyndsl-095-033-081-239.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1245540235 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ugh, that's a really bad example < 1245540238 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :due to not being paradoxical < 1245540247 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could falsely, but non-paradoxically, claim that I always lie < 1245540254 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because I have told the truth at least once < 1245540254 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup :P < 1245540262 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"This is a lie" is a better one. < 1245540278 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Or "this statement is false" to be a bit more formal) < 1245540323 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I'm not mistaken, then this sentence is paradoxical. < 1245540335 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE IS TRUE < 1245540340 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE IS FALSE < 1245540343 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DURR < 1245540427 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y'know, it's funny how corny sci-fi seems to think that will lock up a robot or computer... < 1245540452 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MUST FULLY RESOLVE ALL STATEMENTS GIVEN AS INPUT < 1245540457 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MUST - FULLY - RESOLVE < 1245540458 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now why would they think that that that that that that that that < 1245540463 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shame computers don't do formal logic. Or even informal logic, really. :P < 1245540473 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :some do < 1245540590 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Sure they do formal logic. < 1245540600 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Curry-Howard isomorphism, anyone? < 1245540604 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shame computers don't taste like chicken. < 1245540608 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, yes. < 1245540643 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if the computer runs on Mercury? < 1245540647 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or prolog? < 1245540669 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the most used language in AI research anyway, apart from homecooked ones? < 1245540691 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lisp < 1245540715 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: That's a bit of a cliché. < 1245540722 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah_: AI research is, uh, nonexistent nowadays. < 1245540744 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :C'mon, not non-existant < 1245540750 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rare but still < 1245540770 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The sky is red" is a paradox because if it is true it must be false. < 1245540775 0 :Warrigal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-P < 1245540787 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You just blew my mind dude < 1245540799 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bool foo(function x){return x() == true;} bool bar(function x){ return x() == false;} int main(){assert(foo(bar));} < 1245540827 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1245540839 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOOP WHILE TRUE != FALSE < 1245540869 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do believe that the result of *that* mess is "Segmentation fault -- core dumped." < 1245540901 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1245540936 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, no. It'd just fail. < 1245540949 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/x()/x(foo)/ s/x()/x(bar)/ < 1245541043 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"QuitIRCServerException: MigoMipo disconnected from IRC Server" < 1245541145 0 :BeholdMyGlory!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1245541870 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, yeah, they aren't tail calls < 1245541888 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so stack will overflow < 1245541900 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that is, assuming your correction) < 1245541915 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(and a relevant typedef for "function" < 1245541922 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1245541923 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION devises more of his Semi-Perfect Language For Now ^_^ < 1245541943 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, actually the type of function would have to be a non-prototyped function < 1245541975 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't express a recursive typedef in C < 1245542006 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or one taking a non-prototyped function < 1245542018 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :might need some casts < 1245542026 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, what is that language < 1245542032 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: a new lisp. < 1245542070 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1245542071 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :night < 1245542073 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A new liffp? < 1245542148 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1245542155 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: You mean lithp. < 1245542169 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish lisp < 1245542170 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :leesp < 1245542185 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish leesp < 1245542185 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :leesp < 1245542227 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish lithp < 1245542227 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :leethp < 1245542266 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish pancakes < 1245542266 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :puncekes < 1245542319 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: "Relevant typedef"? That's just C++0x. < 1245542339 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(in C++0x, functions are of type function. Neat, huh?) < 1245542380 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. Not neat. < 1245542384 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not well-typed, yes.