< 1241568000 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it's fair < 1241568003 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1241568062 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: anyway, bow down to haskell < 1241568096 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If Tcl had map: < 1241568102 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't. < 1241568115 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :puts [* {*}[map {{x} {+ {*}[split $i {}]]} < 1241568123 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Where does that read from stdin? < 1241568135 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/i/args/ < 1241568139 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And you said command line, sir. < 1241568139 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Nope. < 1241568141 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's STDIN. < 1241568143 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :main=print.product.map(sum.map ord).words=<).words=< kerlo: Take any number of words on the command line; sum the ASCII digits of each one, then take the product and print it out. < 1241568177 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: actually you did < 1241568181 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: oh < 1241568184 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was a simple thinko, kay? < 1241568191 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the haskell is longer with stdin than args, so it's not bias < 1241568203 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :00:02 oerjan: main=print.product.(sum.map ord<$>).words=< could help < 1241568221 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's the same length! < 1241568224 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1241568229 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right < 1241568250 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :puts [* {*}[map {x} {+ {*}[split [read stdin] {}]}]] then < 1241568271 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: kay, I'm sure I can beat that < 1241568306 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION hopes someone bothered sticking map in Tcl 8.6... < 1241568335 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :% puts [* {*}[map {x} {+ {*}[split [read stdin] {}]}]] < 1241568335 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :extra characters after close-brace < 1241568339 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: 'splain yourself < 1241568370 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: You're not using Tcl 8.5. < 1241568380 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: eh < 1241568383 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does it output when you give it < 1241568384 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :{*} and lambda were added in 8.5 < 1241568388 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ab cd\n{EOF} < 1241568403 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dunno; I'm not actually testing these. :p < 1241568413 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try? < 1241568433 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, I myself don't have Tcl 8.5 for some reason. < 1241568447 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>.< < 1241568458 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: what do you think it outputs for ab cd\n{EOF}? < 1241568465 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it should be 38805 < 1241568506 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1241568535 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :any of the J connoiseurs want to try? < 1241568540 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: note that, if we allow omitting the main=, my fundamental code is smaller than yours < 1241568542 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: sure, I will < 1241568564 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: but j's support for shit like ascii codes is verbose < 1241568564 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1241568568 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1241568577 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has them though < 1241568584 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it probably pwns on the rest < 1241568589 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1241568655 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: well, not quite < 1241568661 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't have an array of arrays < 1241568669 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just a box-array of arrays or a 2d array < 1241568676 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1241568831 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: the basic algo: < 1241568832 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : */+/2 2$97 98 99 100 < 1241568833 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :38808 < 1241568835 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1241568839 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :prodsums =: */+/ < 1241568852 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(2 2 $ a b c d = 2d array: first col a b second c d ) < 1241568855 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it's just a reshape) < 1241568915 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i'll look up the foreign stuff < 1241568970 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(1!:1)3 is the contents of stdin < 1241569005 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i see nothing for splitting strings :-( < 1241569063 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well < 1241569094 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: but (product.map sum) is */+/ < 1241569156 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: which is odd, because < 1241569163 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :v/ (v:verb) is v fold < 1241569167 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+/ 1 2 3 → 6 < 1241569176 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it's */ (+/ foo) < 1241569185 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BUT < 1241569191 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: here's the clever part < 1241569193 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it boils down to < 1241569210 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : (97 98)+(99 100) < 1241569210 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :196 198 < 1241569214 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :see? < 1241569218 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then we fold * over it < 1241569230 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a consequence of using multi-d arrays; when we treat them as 1d arrays we get each row as a single element < 1241569233 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: clever, eh? < 1241569303 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh < 1241569329 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that's how using multi-d arrays and a nice commutative-in-every-which-way operation like + you can fold to map. Yo dawg. < 1241570000 0 :Gracenotes!n=person@wikipedia/Gracenotes JOIN :#esoteric < 1241570005 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi Gracenotes < 1241570008 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we were just using folds to map < 1241570058 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1241570084 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :greetings sir < 1241570094 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ohai, I'm going to a concert in 6 minutes < 1241570098 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who < 1241570101 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is a way to do that in haskell too < 1241570107 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just my university orchestra < 1241570115 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: yes, but only with + defined on lists < 1241570117 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :map f = foldr ((:).f) [] < 1241570119 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh btw foldr ((:) . f) [] :o < 1241570119 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to do vector addition < 1241570120 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1241570121 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :duh < 1241570123 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mine's more general < 1241570125 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1241570127 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1241570129 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's more specific < 1241570131 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :specifically < 1241570131 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gracenotes: heh < 1241570133 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gracenotes: +/ in J can map < 1241570135 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :even though it's (plus fold) < 1241570137 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: mwahhaha! < 1241570150 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you give it a 2d array it treats it as 1d, and gets each row as an elemement < 1241570153 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so if you have < 1241570159 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[[97,98],[99,100]] < 1241570161 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in a 2d array < 1241570162 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it becomes < 1241570164 0 :coppro!n=coppro@unaffiliated/coppro JOIN :#esoteric < 1241570165 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :J... should learn ... < 1241570165 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(97 98)+(99 100) < 1241570169 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric := 196 198 < 1241570174 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gracenotes: good for code golfing. < 1241570179 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is map sum [[97,98],[99,100]] < 1241570187 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lifthrasiir: I am certainly aware of that < 1241570188 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thus, +/ serves the purpose of a map! < 1241570192 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*tada noise* < 1241570196 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: zipWith (+)? < 1241570198 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you and your fancy vector languages! < 1241570200 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope < 1241570204 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not zipWith (+) at all < 1241570209 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it uses vector addition < 1241570212 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(97 98)+(99 100) < 1241570213 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :becomes < 1241570216 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :97+99 98+100 < 1241570220 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right, an vector addition is zipWith (+) < 1241570221 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1241570222 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1241570224 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*and < 1241570227 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but with + it doesn't matter < 1241570231 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :since we then */ it right away < 1241570233 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to take the product < 1241570237 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :productofsums =: */+/ < 1241570241 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::O < 1241570247 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is the same as < 1241570249 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :product.map sum < 1241570254 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THE MOAR YOU KNOW! < 1241570270 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this J program calculates my tax returns: *:$%#@O$%:O*(*())^)))^%($@*!!$#:@{}$#!{#!!! < 1241570279 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and one a few lines longer can simulate the universe < 1241570279 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh < 1241570286 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :J is awesome regardless. < 1241570313 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gracenotes: and if you make a typo the earth gets swallowed by a black hole? < 1241570320 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :omega point! < 1241570369 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course that's one of wolfram's hypotheses, that the universe could be a short program < 1241570376 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :really? < 1241570386 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: no, a physics constant gets tweaked slightly, apparently making it impossible that life appear anywhere in the universe (saith a few supporting the anthropic principle) < 1241570390 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(although i won't bet that he invented it ;D) < 1241570409 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: by omega point I meant "Either (a) we never simulate universes in the future, or (b) we are living in a simulated universe." < 1241570409 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gracenotes: ah < 1241570425 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which holds to a good probability assuming we have huge universe simulation orgies all the time < 1241570431 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I remember that at some point in the not-too-distant past, Sun (now Oracle) made a backend for GCC that output C code ... does that still exist? < 1241570441 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sun (now Oracle) < 1241570443 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION weeps < 1241570445 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: randomly pointed joke! them creationists.. < 1241570467 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay, to concert. < 1241570472 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bai < 1241570475 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1241570478 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gracenotes: i hope... < 1241570480 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: i just thought of a third possibility, it could be that universe simulations are expensive enough that only a few are done. this could lead to p being neither 0 or 1 < 1241570481 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION sunglasses < 1241570485 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gracenotes: they have enough grace notes. < 1241570492 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: yeah, thus my next line < 1241570495 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. they won't < 1241570496 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what I said was a simplification < 1241570499 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and fuck you, man! < 1241570501 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::o < 1241570502 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gracenotes: shut up < 1241570503 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :( ´_ゝ`) < 1241570504 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gracenotes: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! < 1241570506 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*DUN DUN* < 1241570508 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHOAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA < 1241570510 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*DUN DANNNN* < 1241570513 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :( ゚ -゚) you shut up < 1241570514 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DUAA *DRUMS* < 1241570517 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DRAAAA, DAH DAH < 1241570519 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MORE WHO SONG < 1241570523 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CREDITS ROLL < 1241570525 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CSI EPISODE < 1241570528 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CREDITS ROLL < 1241570529 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ADVER < 1241570530 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :T < 1241570531 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OTHER PROGRAMS < 1241570533 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~fin~ < 1241570552 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :Logarithms: | ~fin~ < 1241570563 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION aways < 1241570596 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: I want that backend... < 1241570612 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to see how much it bloats arbitrary C code.\ < 1241570618 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lawlehcoptahs < 1241570635 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or, of course, arbitrary C++... < 1241570657 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: and to check if iterations stabilize? < 1241570686 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, of course. < 1241570699 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the idea was that you'd compile it through GCC to get the features that only GCC supports, then compile it with Sun Proprietary So It Must Be Better C < 1241570733 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah yes, the psimbb C compiler. < 1241570752 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Often called "pis-shit-mb" by its disgruntled users. < 1241570980 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suspect that gccfss may be the new version of that ... < 1241571065 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://cooltools.sunsource.net/gcc/ // this compiles with GCC, then uses the Sun compiler as a backend ... but the only way this could be done legally is if the GCC compiler spit out something the Sun compiler can input (they can't be linked together), and what else could that be but C? < 1241571083 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1241571107 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: know anything about unionfs? < 1241571117 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I wouldn't suspect it was C except I /know/ they had a GCC hack to do that) < 1241571120 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: A tiny bit. < 1241571138 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :UnionFS is a hack that I'm rather fond of. < 1241571145 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: I'd like to put ~/.* ie dotfiles on my ssd; but leave the rest of ~ on my mechanical slowhd < 1241571148 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can unionfs do that < 1241571158 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1241571165 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :good. how? < 1241571177 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i also want creating ~/.foo to put it on the ssd < 1241571181 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to avoid manual work < 1241571225 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's trickier. < 1241571241 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn < 1241571266 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But to do that with UnionFS, except for create ~/.foo putting it on the SSD, just unionFS them together. < 1241571282 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: my other idea is to just have ~ be on the ssd, and keep ~/media/ on the mechanical HD; but media includes downloads and shit so I'd pretty much have ~/{.dotfiles,local(bin/,etc),media} < 1241571283 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which sux < 1241571290 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HAHAHAH < 1241571296 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: any ideas? < 1241571297 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: what < 1241571300 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A friend of mine used my font in a program for a show he did X-D < 1241571304 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With, I think, the SSD as the lower-level filesystem... < 1241571321 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: That other idea is easy. Nay, trivial. < 1241571332 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mount the mechanical HD in ~/media/. < 1241571334 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Naturally; it's just mounting media < 1241571346 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Your font? < 1241571347 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: But don't you agree that having to type ~/media/src instead of ~/src is a bitch? < 1241571351 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It kind of defeats the point of ~. < 1241571362 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: http://codu.org/gregor_handwriting.ttf < 1241571390 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: So, any ideas? It's rather complicated < 1241571440 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed, it is rather complicated. < 1241571455 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :UnionFSing it wouldn't be hard, except for the . files. < 1241571471 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: It's a consequence of unix being so stupid as to lump "OS-related data specific to the user" and "user's personal documents" together < 1241571489 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If we had e.g. /usr/ehird/etc/... and /usr/ehird/home, where HOME=/usr/ehird/home, this'd be trivial < 1241571523 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Namsayin'? < 1241571564 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, well. pikhq: if you think of anything, please /msg me. < 1241571564 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1241571566 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :→ < 1241571914 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION votes that we create a new distro for you < 1241572115 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought he was already making hirdux? < 1241572323 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, gccfss converts things into Sun's internal IR then dumps that :( < 1241572393 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1241572507 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Holy crapsicles! < 1241572517 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gcc -fdump-tree-gimple < 1241572519 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The output is practically C < 1241572550 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What? < 1241572597 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was just saying that Sun made a compiler that dumps C code from GCC, but have apparently abandoned that. < 1241572606 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then I discovered that the GCC -fdump-tree-gimple option /almost/ does that. < 1241573094 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh, it seems to do nothing. < 1241573101 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls < 1241573133 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1241573174 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And what do you mean, "almost"? I'm seeing valid GNU C. < 1241573194 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That must have been one insubstantial file you dumped :P < 1241573202 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was a quine. < 1241573204 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1241573220 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Surely you must have at least one variable named D.43243? < 1241573238 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes... Very odd, but definitely valid. < 1241573247 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uhhhhhhhhh, no? < 1241573256 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm. < 1241573271 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a . there :P < 1241573303 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could almost make that C. < 1241573322 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm. Almost? You could make that into C. < 1241573339 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try it for C++ too. It's a little bit farther, but still quite Cish. < 1241573437 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It wouldn't take too much effort to make gcc output C, then. < 1241573457 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exactly my thoughts. < 1241573558 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I'll go hack up BF-Joust < 1241573621 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION does -fdump-tree-all < 1241573638 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Enjoy your seventy files. < 1241573669 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What can I say? I'm curious. < 1241573691 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the total is 129 files. < 1241573698 0 :psygnisfive!n=psygnisf@c-71-196-114-50.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1241573869 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And that's some interesting stuff. < 1241574553 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does anybody know how BF Joust Hill calculated its scores? < 1241575196 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The scores in FYB are just number of wins minus number of losses *shrugs* < 1241575556 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently the going price for Twitter is $700m < 1241576172 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or $20b for 3. < 1241576190 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Errrr, $2b, X-P < 1241576201 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2.1 < 1241576208 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, you get a special deal for 3. < 1241576213 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha! < 1241576215 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That was the joke, never mind, bleh X-P < 1241576254 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :buy two get one for slightly less! < 1241576276 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh, $100,000,000 is "slight" :P < 1241577220 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, I registered #fyb < 1241577225 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fyb? < 1241577238 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Competitive Brainfuck (well, one form of it) < 1241577244 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/eso/fyb/README < 1241577378 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, I registered #fyb because I'm trying to revitalize interest in FYB :P < 1241577393 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooic < 1241577413 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Which is TOTALLY not self-serving :P ) < 1241577798 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :last night i had a thought about classifying esolangs < 1241577816 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : But only one. < 1241577823 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1241577838 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeesh, my jokes really aren't landing in here recently. < 1241577979 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :strong winds, maybe. < 1241578101 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION feels evil < 1241578118 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: Feel evil by writing some FYB :P < 1241578244 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to start a war between Agora and the Aerican Empire < 1241578260 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to start the Aerican Empire. < 1241578301 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to start a war between the Aerican Empire and the American Representative Republic. < 1241578336 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I want to make Agora sovereign. < 1241580319 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer) < 1241580353 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@97-118-129-241.hlrn.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1241580389 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1241581548 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@97-118-129-241.hlrn.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1241582157 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Good night" < 1241582606 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1241584061 0 :puzzlet_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1241584069 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.168 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241584125 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wrote a new report program for FYB that has a fairer scoring system, outputs the score board in order, and is a hunk of extremely gross C code, and for some reason I can't even begin to fathom it works everywhere /except/ when it's running under EgoBot. < 1241584266 0 :xor!n=gavin@97-118-129-241.hlrn.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1241584395 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/eso/fyb/report.txt : Even though waitpid actually does WAIT for the child process before complaining that there are none. WTF? < 1241584562 0 :xor!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1241584793 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"POSIX.1-2001 specifies that if the disposition of SIGCHLD is set to SIG_IGN -- then children that terminate do not become zombies *and a call to -- waitpid() will block until all children have terminated, and then fail with errno set to ECHILD*." < 1241584807 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's about the only case I can think of where waitpid would first wait, then return ECHILD. < 1241584925 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only of course I didn't set SIGCHLD to SIG_IGN, because that makes no sense :P < 1241585058 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WTFWTFWTF?!?!?!!? < 1241585071 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just added signal(SIGCHLD, SIG_DFL) to the beginning of my program and it works. < 1241585086 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you inherit signal state from your parent?? < 1241585097 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :possibly < 1241585100 0 :puzzlet_!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.168 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241585102 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would guess so, yes. Since I can't see where else it could come from. :p < 1241585127 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought it was always default. It doesn't make /too/ much sense to inherit it, since it's a set of pointers to programs in user code ... < 1241585143 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But then, I guess you could inherit the ignored/not-ignored matrix. < 1241585220 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/eso/fyb/report.txt Now THAT'S a pretty report :) < 1241585246 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@97-118-129-241.hlrn.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1241585429 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey ehird you around? < 1241585733 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Well, you know, inheriting signal state on fork() makes sense since the function pointers and all are still valid; then POSIX exec() says that all signals have SIG_DFL disposition except those that were SIG_IGN in the calling process; with a special exception that in case of SIGCHLD, it is unspecified whether it's ignored or default-action in the new process. < 1241585771 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So you had, in fact, a program with unspecified behaviour there. < 1241585782 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh :P < 1241585813 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1241586007 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(To clarify: it is unspecified in the case it was set to SIG_IGN; of course it's SIG_DFL if it was something else in the exec-caller.) < 1241586130 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right, right. < 1241586144 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, it works now, and my scorecard is hypersexy. < 1241586225 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did a text-based report for that "introduction to AI" course tournament I ran, too; it was a bit less-than-sexy -- http://www.niksula.hut.fi/~htkallas/ai-2009.txt -- because I saved all the sexiness for the final HTMLized results page. < 1241586290 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ASCII "Re", "Bl" and "Ti" aren't distinct enough IMHO < 1241586309 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ding dong, the witch is dead! < 1241586318 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(SCO's going chapter 7) < 1241586358 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The HTML version does colors: http://www.cs.hut.fi/Studies/T-93.4400/2009/results/ -- come to think of it, that's not very friendly towards people with color-related vision issues. < 1241586480 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Sweet, that's better (for us) then chapter 11, right? < 1241586501 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Chapter 7 means that the court sells off everything they own. < 1241586506 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorting the rows/columns of the results matrix in order of score makes it have a rather pleasant distribution of colors, though. < 1241586507 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the company ceases to exist. < 1241586517 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: So can you buy Linux for cheap from the court, then? < 1241586522 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Right, as opposed to chapter 11 which is "We're gonna try really hard not to! :(" < 1241586523 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: LAWL < 1241586549 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Chapter 11 means that the debtors and the company talk about how best for the company to get out of debt. < 1241586560 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, yeah. < 1241586575 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I hope that someone buys SCO for the FSF. ;) < 1241586589 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or the OSDN; that'd work just as well, really) < 1241586622 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I love GCC's SCO message. It's something like "People have told us to remove SCO support as protest against SCO being douchebags, but they're such insignificant douchebags that it's not even worth the effort." < 1241586655 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. < 1241586660 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's wonderful. < 1241586664 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a little bit more lightly worded than that :P < 1241587601 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.168 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241587772 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/eso/fyb/SCORES // can anybody understand this who isn't me? < 1241587843 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1241587882 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I understand it. < 1241587898 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, I have something to tell you. < 1241587913 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am you from a mirror universe where the average IQ is 50. < 1241587916 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1241587955 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :........... I can't even begin to comprehend the implications of that statement :P < 1241587966 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... On second thought, nor can I. < 1241587974 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's 11:30, and I'm a tiny bit sick. < 1241587987 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And that seemed clever at the time. < 1241588002 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :iq of 100 is defined to be average < 1241588005 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, yeah. I can't even begin to comprehend the workings of my mind ATM. < 1241588021 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: Well aware of it. < 1241588036 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: Right, that was mainly what made it so confusing, is that since 100 is just arbitrary, that could mean any number of things :P < 1241588065 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: I screw with your head. < 1241588077 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hot < 1241588180 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn right it is. < 1241588356 0 :puzzlet_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1241588501 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1241588938 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1241589001 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.168 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241590130 0 :psygnisfive!n=psygnisf@c-71-196-114-50.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1241591064 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's rare that a commercial shows people enjoying peanuts shortly before their (implied) grizzly death. < 1241591088 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is reading My Immortal < 1241591104 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I start acting like an imbicil, it's because MI drained me of my intellect < 1241591141 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What sort of an imbicil would spell imbecile as imbicil? :P < 1241592001 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I recently discovered that there are people who are incapable of changing the battery in their car. < 1241592019 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm strongly considering changing my name to Wonko now. < 1241592041 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :D-8 < 1241592093 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i've changed a car battery < 1241592177 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But have you licked a car battery? < 1241592187 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1241592196 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've licked a 9 volt battery, does that count? < 1241592213 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How would you describe the flavor of 9-volt-battery-with-leads-touched-to-tongue? < 1241592231 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like a battery < 1241592281 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What a useless (and not particularly accurate) answer :P < 1241592288 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive: Tasted lead acid? < 1241592299 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you ever tasted a 9-volt before, gregorr? < 1241592306 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tasted in what sense? < 1241592315 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :touched the leads to your tongue < 1241592320 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A depleted one, so I'm really tasting it rather than tasting the effects of electricity on my tongue? < 1241592321 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With that, I bid you guttennacht. < 1241592325 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, that's sort of different :P < 1241592339 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, I have. < 1241592346 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But not recently. < 1241592350 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well then you know what it tastes like! < 1241592356 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I recall it being painful, but sweet. < 1241592370 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :its not sweet at all, sir < 1241592373 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it tastes like electricity < 1241592377 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not really, it's not like food, it's just shocking your tongue, so I don't know if everybody tastes it the same :P < 1241592393 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I definitely recall it as sweet. < 1241592396 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sweet and a bit sour. < 1241592410 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sour might be close < 1241592454 0 :coppro!n=coppro@unaffiliated/coppro JOIN :#esoteric < 1241593443 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1241596799 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1241596800 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1241598451 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1241599078 0 :lereah_!n=lereah@nanpc319.in2p3.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1241599680 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1241601009 0 :tombom!i=tombom@wikipedia/Tombomp JOIN :#esoteric < 1241606880 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Any of you fellows know some ROOT? < 1241607327 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not me < 1241610720 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Proclamation of invalidity!" < 1241612554 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's say that I declared the object TH1F *h2 = new TH1F(stuff in it) in C++, how to DESTROY IT < 1241612608 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you want? < 1241612636 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just destorying or deallocating allocated memory as well or doing something else? < 1241612710 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mostly that the program stop saying Warning in : Replacing existing TH1 < 1241612742 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or if you know how to empty an histogramme in ROOT, that could work too < 1241612750 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I can just reuse it < 1241612785 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have absolutely no idea on TROOT, as i don't know the context < 1241612796 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION reads past log < 1241612804 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, just destroy the object then you know < 1241612822 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :delete h2? < 1241612824 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :delete h2;* < 1241612835 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thankies < 1241612837 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lessee < 1241612868 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm still unsure whether that question is any way related to esolang... anyway. < 1241612876 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in any way* < 1241612899 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not < 1241612913 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's just the only chat I'm on with people who know coding < 1241612929 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also now I've got *** Break *** segmentation violation and a shitload of errors D: < 1241612933 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What did I dooo < 1241615528 0 :WangZeDong!n=butt@92.135.144.7 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241615944 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What you are doing is tasting the unearthly joys of manual memory management. < 1241615996 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/joys/delights/, that word fits better. < 1241616137 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm around now, offline bsmntbombdood. < 1241616320 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1241616324 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.168 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241616349 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1241616667 0 :FireFly!n=FireFly@1-1-3-36a.tul.sth.bostream.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1241616826 0 :MizardX!n=MizardX@213.88.249.10 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241618217 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1241618711 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I have just uploaded Embedded GLIBC (EGLIBC) into the archive (it is currently waiting in the NEW queue), which will soon replace the GNU C Library (GLIBC). " < 1241618714 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Debian's switching libc! < 1241618719 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://blog.aurel32.net/?p=47 < 1241618746 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"And then, suddenly, Ulrich Drepper became irrelevant." < 1241618999 0 :tombom!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahaha those ulrich drepper bugs are incredible < 1241619003 0 :tombom!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what a massive cock < 1241619004 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1241619016 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :------- Additional Comment #17 From Dave Houston 2008-07-07 05:05 [reply] ------- < 1241619016 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Paid $1 via paypal. Trans ID 3H4989806A1962407 < 1241619028 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(in reply to ulrich saying he wasn't paid by the reporters) < 1241619029 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1241619074 0 :tombom!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahaha yeah i just read that < 1241619106 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tombom: < 1241619107 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :------- Additional Comment #27 From Paul Wankadia 2008-07-08 04:48 [reply] ------- < 1241619108 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I concur, Ulrich. This bug has been discussed to death and only the trolls are < 1241619110 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :reopening it. If anyone wishes to "me too" this bug, please open a new bug. < 1241619112 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks. < 1241619114 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :------- Additional Comment #28 From Ulrich Drepper 2008-07-08 05:08 [reply] ------- < 1241619116 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stop commenting. < 1241619118 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i lol'd < 1241619195 0 :tombom!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha < 1241619210 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tombom: http://sourceware.org/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=4403 < 1241619219 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if it's such a stupid joke why doesn't he remove the function :) < 1241619236 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"glibc is not meant for embedded crap and I'm not going to start adding < 1241619236 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :work arounds for garbage like that." < 1241619248 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hope that all embedded systems fail when Ulrich Drepper tries to use them forevermore. < 1241619381 0 :tombom!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does anybody really consider that shit acceptable < 1241619388 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ulrich drepper < 1241619396 0 :tombom!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1241619397 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :To an extent < 1241619414 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, he /is/ allowed to do what he wants < 1241619415 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I bet eglibc X.org's glibc's Xfree86 < 1241619420 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He just shouldn't be such an asshole about it ;-P < 1241619438 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or egcs's its fsf-gcc2 < 1241620426 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The Pirate Party becomes the third biggest party in Sweden by membership count" < 1241620427 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! < 1241622705 0 :Hiato!n=1@dsl-245-41-227.telkomadsl.co.za JOIN :#esoteric < 1241623010 0 :dhfhdhdh!n=dhfhdhdh@64.55.144.38 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241623060 0 :dhfhdhdh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone reads tarot here < 1241623063 0 :dhfhdhdh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1241623068 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1241623098 0 :dhfhdhdh!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1241623100 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@99-196-16-139.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1241623112 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lawl! < 1241623118 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: < 1241623119 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :15:17 dhfhdhdh: anyone reads tarot here < 1241623120 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :15:17 dhfhdhdh: ? < 1241623123 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(from just before you came in) < 1241623129 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yet another misinterpreter :^) < 1241623129 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. < 1241623143 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's funny because they're idiots, see < 1241623148 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't read tarot, but I have played Shin Megami Tensei. < 1241623153 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: hey, dialup isn't in your hostname < 1241623161 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(such a good series...) < 1241623163 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: I'm on satellite. < 1241623179 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Heh. what speed? < 1241623198 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( I imagine you live on top of a mountain somewhere :-P ) < 1241623211 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :512k. :( < 1241623223 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I used to think satellite internet was the fastest you could get when I was young and dumb. :-D < 1241623226 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Beats dialup. < 1241623229 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not on top of a mountain; then I'd have better Internet. < 1241623237 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That it does. < 1241623277 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: It may be less taxing on your mental health to get the required infrastructure to be a DSL provider (not a lot, actually, IIRC) and use that :-P < 1241623291 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bonus: I'm pretty sure it'd be really fucking fast. < 1241623324 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And, y'know. Impractical. < 1241623338 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And pricey. < 1241623362 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is living with grandmother for cost reasons < 1241623492 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1241623957 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :md5("369df80") = 0x369df804185add9e156ea9d033950296 < 1241623961 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zomgqwtfbbq < 1241624011 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. < 1241624024 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's almost an md5 quine. < 1241624044 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah; finding a full one would take a while < 1241624052 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(17805635143236190248826092 years to try all md5s of the length of the hex output) < 1241624065 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.elliottkember.com/kember_identity.html [turn off CSS if you want, that background/italic thing is fucking irritating] < 1241624441 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://echochamber.me/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=36233 < 1241624659 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1241624850 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: "Given that MD5 is considered to be Collision Free (weak and strong)," < 1241624852 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :guy's on crack < 1241624860 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i calculated 50 md5 collisions for breakfast < 1241624902 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also check out the linked older thread, i guess < 1241624937 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: and then you head breakfast at Milliways? < 1241624944 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1241624983 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was going to correct my grammar, but then i noticed a typo had already corrected it < 1241625004 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: um no that's still incorrect < 1241625014 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i assume "head" is the correct time travel grammar < 1241625019 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah :D < 1241625026 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No hash algorithm has no collisions. < 1241625033 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: no shit < 1241625037 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1241625043 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: what did you think the grammar error was < 1241625066 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"had" is obviously incorrect there < 1241625075 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's _so_ linear time < 1241625077 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(except maybe that "Xor that string with some known string" algorithm? :p) < 1241625116 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: ah :D < 1241625177 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: the assumption is a hash has a length bound... < 1241625186 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :otherwise it would be useless as a hash < 1241625208 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My point being that the only perfect hash is useless. < 1241625219 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(exceptions for when you know the range of values that you'll be hashing) < 1241625250 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Is there really a fake rapture coming or is it just disinformation to get people to think a fake rapture is coming so when the real one does everyone rejects it?" < 1241625251 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.sherryshriner.com/sherry/fake-rapture.htm < 1241625256 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION 's head asplode < 1241625276 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... How the fuck would you create a fake rapture? < 1241625279 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: you experiencing a fake rapture right now? < 1241625291 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: projecting it in to the air, say new agers < 1241625303 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :images of aliens and shit, they project it on to the chemtrails < 1241625309 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ufos = testing the chemtrail projection system < 1241625311 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I shit you not < 1241625317 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that paragraph I pasted is amazing in its mind-breakage < 1241625358 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought it was a matter of public record now that most of those UFO reports are military aircraft testing? < 1241625359 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1241625380 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: THAT'S < 1241625380 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHAT < 1241625381 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THEY < 1241625383 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WANT < 1241625385 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YOU < 1241625387 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TO < 1241625389 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THINK! < 1241625392 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fnord. < 1241625546 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WAKE UP AND SMELL THE SULFUR! < 1241625585 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why must so many people be dumb about Revelations? < 1241625624 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just farted, that would be sulphur wouldn't it? < 1241625675 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: *Revelation < 1241625699 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And because to get to that point you already have to let down all your rational thinking and logical reasoning. 'Scalled religion. < 1241625755 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LAWL < 1241625763 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I love how there are aliens AND Satan out to get us. < 1241625771 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Satan is an alien from the planet HELL. < 1241626254 0 :Robdgreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1241626621 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: ...and he is ME! < 1241626638 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we all suspected that. < 1241626645 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"""Fake rapture = lie" is a lie to distract you" - just a lie" is the lie you have fallen for, GregorR. < 1241626653 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Death will be upon you! < 1241626664 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless you accept JEBUS2000(C)(R)(TM)(MONKEY) < 1241626667 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which you must not! < 1241626676 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For I am Satan, and, uh, I'd like some market share, y'know? < 1241626682 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: you too. < 1241626692 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you cannot even cast a die to decide because gambling is the work of SATAN < 1241626709 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MWAHAHAHAHA < 1241626712 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SO IS THINKING RATIONALLY < 1241626718 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THEREFORE EITHER YOU MUST < 1241626723 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(1) BLINDLY ACCEPT SATAN ON FAITH < 1241626727 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(2) THINK ABOUT IT THUS ACCEPTING SATAN < 1241626740 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AND DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FALL PREY TO ME < 1241626768 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION blindly ignores the question. again. < 1241626796 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Aha, but blindly ignoring the world around you? That is no mark of Jesus! Well, um, okay, yes it is BUT by reading this sentence you've become confused and thus YOU ARE MINE. < 1241626798 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EVERYTHING IS A LIE < 1241626816 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: I also purvey in contradictions, so you're mine too. < 1241627197 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :23:01:18 since if two objects are close, their balls don't really intersect < 1241627198 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :23:02:09 so basically, balls would take their shape from 1. how unique they are, or how far they are from others, and 2. their importance... the probability at which a certain object is described should grant it greater space < 1241627226 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.............. < 1241627252 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1241627252 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :..............! < 1241627425 0 :Hiato!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving." < 1241627725 0 :BeholdMyGlory!n=behold@d83-183-181-73.cust.tele2.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1241628556 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1241628576 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: no what < 1241628597 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HE WILL BEHOLD NO GLORY! < 1241628604 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Dead pixels in the sky." < 1241628798 0 :MizardX!n=MizardX@aurorum10-0.aurorum.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1241629114 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: know anything about nvidia cards? I'm trying to work out what the rough ATI equivalent of a GeForce 9800 GT is. < 1241629163 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.jathardware.com/2/video.html#lista < 1241629214 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: So, "crap". < 1241629223 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Between the 4830 and 4770. < 1241629229 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll pass on that. < 1241629247 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's better than my previous card :-P < 1241629293 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Yeah, but the only reason it's a contender against the 4850 is the better linux drivers. < 1241629357 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: It'd probably help if I could read finish < 1241629359 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*finnish < 1241629388 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not much < 1241629414 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, as I scroll down the price list the cards get shittier (as is to be expected.) < 1241629419 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it looks like it's the 4850 for me. < 1241629453 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if ATI will come out with a 4890 X2. That would be ridiculously over the top. < 1241629744 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Know anything about the SanDisk 256GB SSD? I'm betting on "suck", but... < 1241629873 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, know nothing < 1241630046 0 :Slereah!n=butt@ANantes-259-1-115-52.w92-139.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1241630152 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: http://www.pcper.com/article.php?aid=704 < 1241630152 0 :WangZeDong!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 145 (Connection timed out) < 1241630164 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: That's not it. < 1241630164 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Lost terminal" < 1241630169 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, you mean another thing. < 1241630170 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know, but it's cute. < 1241630176 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. It looks ridiculously expensive just looking at the picture. < 1241630182 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is the look of a ridiculously expensive drive. < 1241630203 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Also crap, since I don't wanna rely on volatile memory for non-volatile data ;-) < 1241630216 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not volatile :-P < 1241630231 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's RAM... :P < 1241630241 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not completely < 1241630250 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1241630251 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It does save the data when it's off :-P < 1241630258 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Holy shit @ that case. < 1241630258 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not just $1500 for 4GB >_< < 1241630305 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1241630527 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Pfft it only has 4GB :P < 1241630548 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it's 300K IOPS < 1241630564 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Does anyone actually need that speed? < 1241630573 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :640K is enough for anyone! < 1241630586 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No but seriously. < 1241630594 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nobody 'needs' speed :-P < 1241630605 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: critical servers do < 1241630611 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SSDs supposedly make your shit start up faster < 1241630613 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but not 300K iops speed < 1241630616 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure, that's true < 1241630617 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I imagine that would speed it up 1000x beyond that < 1241630621 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: but when you get that high, can you really tell? < 1241630639 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can probably tell the difference between that and an SSD < 1241630652 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, there's noticeable delay before opening stuff even on an SSD. On that, not necessarily. < 1241630725 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But really, it's like the current versions of cfunge vs. CCBI. < 1241630764 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you're running Mycology, it doesn't matter whether it's 0.2 or 0.02 seconds. :-P < 1241630770 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But you can still /notice/. < 1241631644 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241631644 0 :Dewi!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241631645 0 :ineiros!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241631645 0 :Ilari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241631645 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241631645 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241631646 0 :thutubot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241631648 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241631649 0 :mtve!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241631649 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241631650 0 :kerlo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241631651 0 :tombom!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241631653 0 :rodgort!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241631789 0 :AnMaster!n=AnMaster@d83-177-4-200.cust.tele2.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1241631789 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1241631789 0 :kerlo!n=ihope@normish.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1241631990 0 :tombom!i=tombom@wikipedia/Tombomp JOIN :#esoteric < 1241631994 0 :thutubot!n=thutubot@normish.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1241632020 0 :rodgort!n=rodgort@ludios.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1241632020 0 :ineiros!n=ineiros@kosh.hut.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1241632020 0 :Ilari!n=user@a88-113-39-59.elisa-laajakaista.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1241632020 0 :Dewi!n=dewi@124-171-205-11.dyn.iinet.net.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1241632020 0 :Asztal!n=moo@chunkybacon.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1241632020 0 :ehird!n=ehird@208.78.103.223 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241632020 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.168 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241632043 0 :ineiros!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241632043 0 :Dewi!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241632043 0 :Ilari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1241632052 0 :Dewi!n=dewi@124-171-205-11.dyn.iinet.net.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1241632052 0 :Ilari!n=user@a88-113-39-59.elisa-laajakaista.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1241632052 0 :ineiros!n=ineiros@kosh.hut.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1241632120 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: "SATA based SSD's usually run at 0.1ms, while PCI-E based SSD's usually run at 0.0ms. " < 1241632123 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0.0ms hurr < 1241632145 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1241632184 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Like I said. :-P < 1241632199 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: They actually have zero latency, literally. < 1241632202 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's how amazing they are. < 1241632215 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1241632313 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820227407 ← This is the most expensive memory you can get on newegg (save for a 16GB DDR2 kit from corsair) < 1241632842 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"irony, n: [Ulrich] The morale of this is that people will hopefully realize what a control freak and raging manic Stallman is." < 1241634149 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1241636544 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Proclamation of invalidity!" < 1241637688 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1241637690 0 :puzzlet_!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.168 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241638484 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That final was /painfully/ easy. < 1241638488 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good friggin lord it was easy. < 1241638655 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was so easy, it was hard! < 1241639193 0 :mtve!n=nmtve@65.98.99.53 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241639251 0 :MizardX!i=MizardX@92.254.128.248 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241640007 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION watches Parallels Desktop install DirectX 6 < 1241640085 0 :MigoMipo!n=MigoMipo@84-217-13-234.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1241640204 0 :ais523!n=ais523@92-236-187-64.cable.ubr08.king.blueyonder.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1241640526 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi ais523! < 1241640533 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1241640539 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, I got quite a lot done last night actually < 1241640548 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wrote a BF Joust (ais523-style rules) interpreter < 1241640553 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and tried out some example programs on it < 1241640559 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AAAAAARGH! This game needs the CD in the drive to work. < 1241640561 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I HATE that., < 1241640573 0 :tombom!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep sucks < 1241640580 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: which platform is the game intended for, and which platform are you trying to run it on? < 1241640588 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I agree it sucks, but it might suck even more depending on circumstances < 1241640589 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll take shitty DRM over HAVING A GODDAMN CD IN MY DRIVE ALL THE TIME < 1241640603 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :requiring the CD /is/ a form of DRM, just a primitive one < 1241640607 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: The game's for Windows, I'm running it on OS X via Parallels (in Coherence mode to try and help me forget that it's windows) < 1241640612 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1241640615 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and yeah, but I'd prefer rootkits to requiring the cd, srsly < 1241640632 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Windows users get all sorts of stupid tricks pulled on them when they try to play games < 1241640699 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gives up, puts CD in < 1241640706 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What game < 1241640716 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Worms: Armageddon. A true classic. < 1241640724 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1241640725 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Thus the installing of the ancient DirectX 6...) < 1241640740 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I seem to recall that I liked Worms 2 more, for some reason < 1241640754 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it was my frustration at getting stuck on the fourth level or so, while Worms 2 didn't have levels < 1241640759 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, DX6? < 1241640763 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty sure even Wine can manage that < 1241640763 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: yep < 1241640766 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it can < 1241640773 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you need a hacked ddraw.dll though < 1241640779 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :grr, it errored out < 1241640781 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Master of Orion 2 wants DirectX 2 < 1241640792 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: you don't have to do the levels in w:a < 1241640797 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know you don't < 1241640802 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1241640817 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wa caused an Access Violation (0xc0000005) < 1241640818 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in module wa.exe at 001b:0044f994. < 1241640819 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CyberShadow beta, version 3.6.29.0 < 1241640821 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1241640821 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: consent < 1241640822 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I've equated W:A < W2 in my head < 1241640824 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't do that, W:A, 'kay? < 1241640838 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It dereferenced NULL. < 1241640847 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, ehird: later today I'm going to make it actually useful just sayin' < 1241640853 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder why there was a anull there? < 1241640857 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*a null < 1241640867 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and by extension, I wonder where it was? < 1241640869 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :comex: consent to what < 1241640877 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1241640878 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1241640880 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I won't consent to that < 1241640882 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why not < 1241640892 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because bayes 2 isn't ready yet < 1241640911 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't care, it will be < 1241640912 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::< < 1241640918 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Will. Future tense. < 1241640948 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well, bobthj's pledge cannot be terminated, so we'll do it next month if necessary < 1241640989 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.macuser.de/forum/f105/worms-armageddon-parallels-286152/ < 1241640990 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1241640992 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :go implement this shit www.randomhacks.net/articles/2007/03/03/smart-classification-with-haskell < 1241641002 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1241641036 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha, a fix < 1241641063 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that doesn't work but oh well < 1241641111 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IT WORKS < 1241641112 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MAYBE < 1241641114 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope < 1241641236 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb < 1241641238 0 :kerlo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: then take the next one up as well. < 1241642491 0 :WangZeDong!n=butt@ANantes-259-1-99-7.w92-139.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1241642491 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :back < 1241642570 0 :Gracenotes!n=person@wikipedia/Gracenotes JOIN :#esoteric < 1241642571 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay, another fix < 1241642692 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/1414581 < 1241642731 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the fix is apparently "turn off 3d acceleration for the vm" < 1241642732 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :worth a try < 1241642737 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's BF joust, me-style < 1241642741 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, wa.exe is just 4MB < 1241642774 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, it allows a couple of abbreviations in input programs < 1241642782 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which expands to just pure BF, but it makes the programs a lot shorter < 1241642785 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aaaaaargh < 1241642789 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently the vm already has directx < 1241642789 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(a)*5 is equivalent to aaaaa < 1241642793 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and installing it breaks it < 1241642806 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(a{b}c)%5 is equivalent to aaaaabccccc < 1241643189 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1241643290 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1241643420 0 :olsner!n=salparot@h-60-96.A163.priv.bahnhof.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1241643438 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: do you happen to know how to uninstall directx? < 1241643447 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose not, but you mentioned directx 6 < 1241643492 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mentioned DirectX 2, actually < 1241643500 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you did < 1241643505 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mentions DirectX 15 < 1241643522 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And no, I don't know < 1241643535 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, fuck my life I'll must remake the goddamn vm >_< < 1241643562 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, uninstalling is one of the things Windows does /really/ badly < 1241643624 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one day I'll solve virtualization issues. all of 'em. < 1241643723 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1241643735 0 :ais523!n=ais523@92-236-187-64.cable.ubr08.king.blueyonder.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1241643765 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Digg (finally) gets Facebook Connect integration" < 1241643766 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RIP, OpenID. < 1241643819 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1241643827 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: what? < 1241643833 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Non sequitur < 1241643838 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No it's not. < 1241643846 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is for me, hence '?' < 1241643848 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Facebook Connect serves the same purpose as OpenID except more locked down and vendor-specific. < 1241643858 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And, well, shittier in general. < 1241643876 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And Digg used to use OpenID but doesn't any longer, or you imply that it will not, or what? < 1241643910 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: With such large sites integrating Facebook Connect (CNN, Digg, ...) OpenID's future adoption prospects seem very bleak. < 1241643942 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1241644025 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Starting today, Mininova will use a content recognition system that detects and removes torrent files linking to copyright infringing files" < 1241644027 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RIP, Mininova. < 1241644032 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(A lot of things are dying today...) < 1241644060 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi , < 1241644061 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was wondering what would be left to download from mininova after all ”illegal” torrents are gone? Anyone have a clue? < 1241644066 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SCO, too. < 1241644071 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: LINUX ISOS! < 1241644072 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1241644075 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SCO aren't technically dead yet < 1241644084 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, I get all my LINUX ISOS from Mininova < 1241644089 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes you do! < 1241644089 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Also, Star Trek New Voyages. < 1241644089 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and unfortunately, knowing SCO, they need to be more than technically dead before they'll shut up < 1241644112 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can't be too much longer, though. < 1241644133 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Their offices will probably be auctioned off in a couple months. < 1241644147 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish something terrible-but-not-fatal would happen to the SCO people who keep pushing their shitty lawsuits. < 1241644174 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn scum. < 1241644176 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: who knows, maybe the bankruptsy will be dismissed rather than converted to chapter 7 < 1241644179 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stranger things have happened < 1241644185 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe the judge will even hold it in 11 for some reason < 1241644206 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which would be horribly dumb. :/ < 1241644236 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1241644251 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but enough weird things have happened in the SCO litigation already I'm not taking anything for granted < 1241644261 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fair enough. < 1241644263 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh, apparently the current SCO is full of mormon kooks < 1241644280 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :utah's so ridiculously full of them... < 1241644759 0 :puzzlet_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1241644760 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.168 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241645211 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bwahahahaha... I'm reading some 2005 logs of CakeProphet saying he's so happy he's going to be unschooled, is asexual and always will be, forever and ever. I seem to distinctly recall him talking about getting girls naked on webcam a year or two ago in #wikipedia. XD < 1241645218 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :irc logs are such fun. < 1241645410 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"QuitIRCServerException: MigoMipo disconnected from IRC Server" < 1241645420 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : GregorR: then take the next one up as well. < 1241645424 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is no next one up! < 1241645437 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The next one up, GregorR, < 1241645440 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is YOUR FACE. < 1241645460 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1241645460 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Supported commands: addinterp bf_txtgen daemons delinterp fyb fyb.orig help info kill userinterps 1l 2l adjust asm axo bch befunge befunge98 bf bf16 bf32 bf8 bfbignum c cintercal clcintercal cxx dimensifuck echo forth glass glypho hello kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain perl qbf rail rhotor rot13 sadol sceql sh test trigger udage01 underload unlambda whirl < 1241645461 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THIRD- < 1241645462 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DEGREE- < 1241645463 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ICE < 1241645465 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BURN < 1241645467 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mininova's doing what? < 1241645473 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't see anything on their site about it < 1241645485 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At the top, 'latest blog article' < 1241645487 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :comex: see torrentfreak.com < 1241645492 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://blog.mininova.org/articles/2009/05/06/torrent-removal-trial/ < 1241645498 0 :kerlo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1241645505 0 :kerlo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Congratulations, you've run out of math. < 1241645514 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: I looked there, top article is something about pirate party :p < 1241645517 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, there it is < 1241645519 0 :comex!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just blind < 1241646040 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: http://lifthrasiir.jottit.com/esotope-bfc_comparison well, i'd thank you if you suggest more compilers worth including here. < 1241646055 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err, oh dear, looking at Esolang < 1241646069 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone's written a language which is basically BASIC, except that you define commands by writing definitions of them in JS < 1241646079 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least, they didn't specify JS, but that's what the language looks like < 1241646090 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also you can't redefine GOTO or END, presumably the author didn't figure a better way to do flow control < 1241646135 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lifthrasiir: fungot uses run-length coding < 1241646135 0 :fungot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: " is it a nice way?" holding her hand on the top of his head.) < 1241646181 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1241646275 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.168 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241646326 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bfjoust [>[-]+] < 1241646355 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, me-modified BF Joust seems to have three main strategies < 1241646379 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one is the aggressive one of running to the enemy flag and reducing it to 0 < 1241646405 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the second involves guarding your own flag, trying to leave it at 0 for exactly one cycle so your opponent falls off the end < 1241646418 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the third involves messing around slowly near your opponent's flag so a defensive opponent will self-destruct < 1241646449 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they stone-paper-scissorsise quite nicel < 1241646451 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*nicely < 1241646459 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you can try multiple strategies in the same program < 1241646927 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot uses run-length coding for +, - and <, but not >; that's reasonably uncommon. < 1241646928 0 :fungot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: advice for offby1 thanks, i'll read in it a sec. i can see " iood" there. < 1241646953 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That was almost lucid < 1241646957 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, < 1241646967 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but why is there a "iood" there? < 1241647034 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A "iood" is a person I know, although he's changed nicknames since then. I think fungot's seeing into the past, or some such thing. < 1241647034 0 :fungot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: it is -much- more fun when they don't, they warn you about the contents of a string < 1241647052 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: not >? quite uncommon. < 1241647054 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, I'd love to know the context of that < 1241647153 0 :tombom!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Peace and Protection 4.22.2" < 1241647176 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The latter one? < 1241647281 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what comes before "it is -much- more fun when they don't" < 1241647284 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably there isnt' a consistent context < 1241647293 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it sounded like fungot was replying to someone < 1241647294 0 :fungot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: ( ( flip) 5 10)) < 1241647327 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :W:A WORKS! < 1241647330 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PRAISE THE LORD! < 1241647335 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just had to uninstall the video drivers :P < 1241647363 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: It's from #scheme in 2005; here are five lines of context, such as it is. < 1241647367 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[2005-03-30 09:16:52] < evoli> (who is Riastradh like?) < 1241647367 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[2005-03-30 09:17:13] < evoli> must be the lobster guy? < 1241647367 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[2005-03-30 09:17:47] < Riastradh> I really can't say that _I_ find any resemblance there with a...four-nosed lobster who poses as Jesus, Uncle Sam, some cowboy, a medic, or a lawyer... < 1241647367 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[2005-03-30 09:18:04] * evoli sticks to the raging ancient prophet then < 1241647370 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[2005-03-30 09:18:36] < evoli> it is -much- more fun when I have no idea who someone resembles in appearance :D < 1241647447 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is something about a "Zoidberg" in a "Futurama" (okay, I know what the latter thing is). That channel is not always so lucid either. < 1241647843 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Futamura < 1241648207 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Vertical space is precious since if it's not wasted you can see more program in the terminal space, so don't waste it!" < 1241648209 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi 80s < 1241648280 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You say that like it's a bad thing < 1241648397 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: also, plz delete your comment on that same article, I mean, internet people elsewhere = freaky, kay. :P < 1241648449 0 :BeholdMyGlory!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1241648519 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1241648523 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.168 JOIN :#esoteric < 1241649155 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!n=nice@HSI-KBW-091-089-027-168.hsi2.kabelbw.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1241649201 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define UP 31337 < 1241649201 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define DOWN 666 < 1241649201 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define LEFT 420 < 1241649201 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define RIGHT 69 < 1241649210 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :interesting defines... < 1241649238 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Part of 1l_a_mmi :P < 1241649402 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1241650006 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Later" < 1241650308 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, debian's switching their libc to a fork of glibc, rather than the original < 1241650315 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1241650317 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :old news < 1241650317 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1241650321 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a fork designed for embedded systems too < 1241650323 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I welcome the change < 1241650330 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION facepalms < 1241650332 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, a fork that doesn't involve Ulrich is probably the main reason < 1241650339 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: it works for non-embedded systems too < 1241650339 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :duh < 1241650345 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it isn't just embedded < 1241650347 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was just the main goal < 1241650356 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Linux libc 7 ahoy! < 1241650365 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: No, eglibc. < 1241650376 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Drepper fanboy :-P < 1241650381 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right, libc 7. < 1241650391 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I'm just joking about a libc fork. < 1241650414 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;-) < 1241650422 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why else do you think that glibc 2 is libc.so.6? ;) < 1241650451 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :13:30:37 The next one up, GregorR, < 1241650452 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :13:30:40 is YOUR FACE. < 1241650457 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then - his HATS < 1241650464 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's when it gets scary. < 1241650477 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THE HATS! < 1241650548 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i noted that the wp article on Ulrich Drepper mentioned nothing about his assholeness, apparently it once did but was removed as insufficiently sourced, i think < 1241650569 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(inferring from the talk page) < 1241650612 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and one comment suggested deleting the article as he wasn't really known for anything other than being an asshole :) < 1241650898 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1241652058 0 :coppro!n=coppro@unaffiliated/coppro JOIN :#esoteric < 1241652268 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1241652821 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1241652821 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Supported commands: addinterp bf_txtgen daemons delinterp fyb fyb.orig help info kill userinterps 1l 2l adjust asm axo bch befunge befunge98 bf bf16 bf32 bf8 bfbignum c cintercal clcintercal cxx dimensifuck echo forth glass glypho hello kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain perl qbf rail rhotor rot13 sadol sceql sh test trigger udage01 underload unlambda whirl < 1241652861 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!userinterps < 1241652861 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Installed user interpreters: bfbignum echo hello rot13 < 1241652882 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp < 1241652882 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is already an interpreter for ! < 1241652885 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we should add bfjoust, somehow < 1241652928 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemons < 1241652928 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Running daemons: * < 1241652951 0 :oklopol!n=nnscript@a91-153-122-163.elisa-laajakaista.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1241652953 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloes < 1241652971 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just finished a nice 8 hours reading streak < 1241652973 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*hour < 1241652978 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklo! :D < 1241652988 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psyggo! < 1241652995 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help addinterp < 1241652996 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :addinterp: !addinterp . Add a new interpreter to EgoBot. This interpreter will be run once every time you type ! , and receive the program code as input. < 1241653008 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmmmm! < 1241653056 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help daemons < 1241653057 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :daemons: !daemons. List running daemons. < 1241653087 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help kill < 1241653087 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kill: !kill . Kill a running daemon. < 1241653093 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!* < 1241653137 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't daemons usually fly < 1241653149 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :good point < 1241653161 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1241653297 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Daemons don't work right now ;P < 1241653299 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp yodawg unlambda http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/interpreter.unl < 1241653301 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter yodawg installed. < 1241653367 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!yodawg ``````````````.H.e.l.l.o.,. .w.o.r.l.d.!ri < 1241653367 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, world! < 1241653370 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1241653391 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not hugely useful to install an interpreter for a language that's already supported :P < 1241653392 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!userinterps < 1241653393 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Installed user interpreters: bfbignum echo hello rot13 yodawg < 1241653417 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION beats his head against 1l_a < 1241653432 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about it? < 1241653503 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1241653511 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I made a program that should (so far) output 01 < 1241653516 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But instead, it outputs nothing X_X < 1241653524 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp slashes perl http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/slashes.pl < 1241653524 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Errr, cancel that, it just doesn't output the 0. < 1241653525 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter slashes installed. < 1241653539 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp slashes < 1241653539 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter slashes deleted. < 1241653547 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp /// perl http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/slashes.pl < 1241653547 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter ___ installed. < 1241653551 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1241653557 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp /// < 1241653557 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter ___ deleted. < 1241653561 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp slashes perl http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/slashes.pl < 1241653562 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter slashes installed. < 1241653572 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmmmmmmm ... < 1241653572 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!slashes test/a/test/aaa < 1241653573 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :testtesttesttest < 1241653602 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp /// bf +++++++++[>+++++++++++++>+++++++++++>+><<<<-]>>.+++.<.-------.>+.--.>+. < 1241653602 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter ___ installed. < 1241653606 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!/// foo < 1241653606 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cfunge < 1241653607 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lawl < 1241653610 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!___ foo < 1241653610 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cfunge < 1241653616 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!)!@ foo < 1241653616 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cfunge < 1241653618 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it copy the web page, or download it each time? < 1241653619 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp ___ < 1241653619 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter ___ deleted. < 1241653623 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: It keeps it around. < 1241653631 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :good < 1241653642 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That was the worst and most ambiguous way I could answer that X-P < 1241653645 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It only downloads it once :P < 1241653653 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not that i'm aware of having any web quota < 1241653735 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The server for EgoBot does, but it's 120GB :P < 1241653835 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp chiqrsx9p perl http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/chiqrsx9p.pl < 1241653835 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter chiqrsx9p installed. < 1241653888 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!chiqrsx9p hqrs+ < 1241653894 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1241653955 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1241653958 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!chiqrsx9p h < 1241653962 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah < 1241653994 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does that take the program as input? < 1241653998 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1241654002 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm *shrugs* < 1241654077 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm lessee < 1241654089 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!perl http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/chiqrsx9p.pl < 1241654106 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1241654113 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't give me any error either :( < 1241654126 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait that's not an error < 1241654147 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the empty program is a quine :D < 1241654160 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but no error on the defined interp < 1241654172 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help perl < 1241654173 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, I have no help for perl! < 1241654182 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1241654183 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Supported commands: addinterp bf_txtgen daemons delinterp fyb fyb.orig help info kill userinterps 1l 2l adjust asm axo bch befunge befunge98 bf bf16 bf32 bf8 bfbignum c chiqrsx9p cintercal clcintercal cxx dimensifuck echo forth glass glypho hello kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain perl qbf rail rhotor rot13 sadol sceql sh slashes test trigger udage01 underload unlambda whirl yodawg < 1241654190 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help info < 1241654190 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, I have no help for info! < 1241654195 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!info < 1241654195 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot is a bot for running programs in esoteric programming languages. If you'd like to add support for your language to EgoBot, check out the source via mercurial at https://codu.org/projects/egobot/hg/ < 1241654222 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess I should add ", or use addinterp" < 1241654334 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!chiqrsx9p a < 1241654335 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1241654351 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no error there either