00:12:44 <oklopol> my brains
00:12:49 <oklopol> they are going too fast
00:12:56 <oklopol> i can't read
00:12:59 <oklopol> i'm having visions
00:13:39 <olsner> brain*s*? how many brains do you have!?
00:14:06 <oklopol> i use it in plural and singular interchangeably
00:15:00 <oklopol> that's just something i've decided to do
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02:04:57 <GregorR> I wrote this comment in my code
02:04:57 <GregorR> / destroy the children
02:05:13 <GregorR> Only with two slashes, one of which XChat stripped away :P
02:05:52 <oklopol> hehe
02:06:18 <oklopol> is it a tree, or are you making the game of the year?
02:06:42 <GregorR> A tree :P
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03:50:38 <pikhq> GregorR: Nice works.
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05:29:48 <psygnisfive> hey guys
05:29:59 <psygnisfive> i think i might be mildly drunk for the first time in my life.
05:33:11 <GregorR> <psygnisfive> 'cuz I just woke up in bed with a WOMAN. WTF?
05:33:23 <GregorR> God I'm stupid and tired :P
05:33:29 <psygnisfive> why would that bother me?
05:33:38 <psygnisfive> im gay, not weird.
05:33:58 <GregorR> Heh :P
05:35:20 <psygnisfive> besides, i'd fuck a female. i just am not attractive to them.
06:25:42 <GregorR> $ c_count plof/ast/*.d plof/ap/*.d
06:25:42 <GregorR> ...
06:25:42 <GregorR> Total: 2185
06:25:58 <GregorR> Nothing makes you feel more manly than cranking out thousands of lines of complicated threading code in a day :P
06:32:33 <bsmntbombdood> throwing away half of it would be more manly
06:52:58 <Asztal> I think I've deleted almost every line of code I've written today :(
06:53:07 <Asztal> not that that's a great deal
06:55:45 <bsmntbombdood> i haven't written a line of code in six months
06:57:28 <Asztal> switched to http://www.instantexe.com/ ?
06:58:18 <bsmntbombdood> more like utterly depressed
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07:32:09 <pikhq> GregorR: Not bad.
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08:44:53 <oklopol> bsmntbombdood: being depressed is for losers.
08:45:01 <bsmntbombdood> ja
08:45:47 <oklopol> :)
08:47:44 <oklopol> GregorR: i've written more in a day. about 3000, until i automated the process to make the ~37000 more.
08:48:40 <oklopol> but yeah that wasn't threading code, i'm sure that's the fundamental difference between these tasks
08:50:00 <oklopol> but seriously, i envy you, your life must be so great
08:55:14 <oklopol> what... there's a substance called codeine you can develop a physical dependence to
08:55:18 <oklopol> that's so cool :DDDDDDDDDDD
08:55:21 * oklopol wants
08:56:41 <bsmntbombdood> lol wut?
08:56:45 <bsmntbombdood> you didin't know that?
08:56:51 <bsmntbombdood> ever heard of heroine?
08:57:38 <oklopol> yes. is codeine as well-known?
08:59:57 <bsmntbombdood> codeine is a pussy drug
09:00:10 <bsmntbombdood> it's OTC in some countries
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13:27:33 <zuff> So, uh, why is my bouncer not working.
13:30:09 <decipher> it bounces too much?
13:30:19 <zuff> No, my IRC bouncer. :P
13:30:29 <decipher> same answer :P
13:30:33 <zuff> :)
13:30:59 <zuff> The solution is:
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13:31:47 <decipher> yay i just coded a C64-esque game with completely procedural graphics and levels
13:32:11 <decipher> and the final executable is around 8kb music included
13:32:32 <decipher> oh music is procedural too of course :P
13:33:01 <zuff> decipher: what lang?
13:33:02 <zuff> c?
13:33:03 <zuff> asm?
13:33:08 <zuff> INSTANT.EXE?
13:33:18 <zuff> COBOL?
13:33:18 <decipher> C
13:33:30 <zuff> the correct answer was INSTANT.EXE
13:35:03 <decipher> actually i should code a pacman clone with brainfuck sometime
13:37:29 <zuff> decipher: that would be rather impossible, unless you have severe constraints
13:37:45 <zuff> graphics would consist of clearing the screen and outputting a bunch of stuff, input would require enter after each key, etc
13:37:47 <zuff> and no timing
13:37:59 <decipher> well of course i meant "to the extent possible"
13:38:43 <decipher> it would fit better if I call it a demake than a clone
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16:05:55 <SimonRC> GregorR: I have seen a better comment in some code at my company.  "// always interested in children"
16:06:49 <GregorR> LOL
16:07:59 <zuff> SimonRC: hahahah
16:11:30 <SimonRC> since it was in a Listener (a.k.a visitor), someone named that the "pedophile Listener"
16:12:01 <SimonRC> When I read that instantexe site, my instincts scream "no"
16:12:32 <zuff> SimonRC: REAL. MEN.
16:13:00 <SimonRC> zuff: eh?
16:13:07 <zuff> SimonRC: instantexe.com homepage
16:13:23 <SimonRC> eh??
16:13:32 <zuff> SimonRC: er, enable images?
16:13:47 <SimonRC> uh
16:13:56 <SimonRC> those three remars don't really fit together
16:13:56 <zuff> unless you're blind I guess :P
16:14:07 <zuff> SimonRC: enable images, look at the instantexe.com homepage, then read my remakr
16:14:09 <zuff> *remark
16:14:26 <SimonRC> oh, the building blocks
16:14:43 <zuff> ...
16:14:49 <zuff> SimonRC: http://instantexe.com/images/banner_real_men.gif
16:14:55 <zuff> how blind can you get XD
16:17:30 <SimonRC> strangely, I am not too good at spotting 1x1 gifs on web pages
16:17:37 <zuff> SimonRC: what?
16:17:39 <zuff> it is not 1x1
16:17:45 <zuff> it's 576x234
16:18:06 <SimonRC> "banner_real_men.gif (GIF Image, 1×1 pixels):"
16:18:07 * zuff thinks SimonRC lives in a bizzaro-web
16:18:12 <zuff> SimonRC: umm, what.
16:18:23 <GregorR> Yeah, SimonRC clearly lives in bizarro-web.
16:18:31 <zuff> GregorR: you can see it right??
16:18:40 <GregorR> Of course.
16:18:46 <GregorR> Because I don't live in bizarro-web.
16:18:53 <zuff> good, I'm not totally bonkers yet then
16:19:12 <SimonRC> "0.04 kB (43 bytes)"
16:19:43 <zuff> SimonRC: WHAT
16:20:05 <SimonRC> sounds about right for a 1x1 gif
16:21:17 <zuff> SimonRC: IT'S NOT A 1X1 GIF
16:21:19 <zuff> AND IT'S NOT 43 BYTES
16:21:35 <GregorR> SimonRC: How's that extremely brutal firewall you're clearly behind treatin' you? :P
16:21:49 <zuff> oh
16:21:50 <zuff> hahah
16:23:15 <SimonRC> ok, so I tried loading it onto another shell server, and I find that it is large file as you said
16:23:35 <SimonRC> but loading onto my laptop from that server again gives a 1x1 gif
16:23:44 <zuff> lol wat
16:24:32 <SimonRC> I had to wget it into the shell account, zip it, move it to public_html, download it onto my laptop, and unzip it to get the damn picture.
16:24:36 <zuff> XD
16:24:40 <SimonRC> WTF
16:24:48 <GregorR> SimonRC: How's that extremely brutal firewall you're clearly behind treatin' you? :P
16:24:57 <SimonRC> GregorR: you already said that
16:25:02 <zuff> SimonRC: yes, he did
16:25:03 <GregorR> I realize that.
16:25:40 <GregorR> Hahaha, Copyright © 2006 XELERATE Software
16:25:58 <zuff> lol
16:26:01 <zuff> EX ELLERATE
16:26:09 <SimonRC> So what are you doing tommow then?  Telling some people in wheelchairs to get better legs?
16:26:25 * SimonRC is in a surprisingly bad mood
16:26:29 <zuff> baww
16:26:43 <zuff> well, good analogy, except for the part where that's a terrible analogy
16:27:12 <SimonRC> well, it is bloody inconvinient and I can't do anything about it
16:27:17 <zuff> and?
16:27:19 <SimonRC> sounds like a good analogy to me
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16:28:08 <SimonRC> anyway, the consequences are as bad as I feared:  http://www.instantexe.com/index.php?link_id=N_forum_entry&board_id=9&topic_id=254
16:28:24 <zuff> ...
16:28:26 <zuff> fucking hell
16:28:30 <zuff> i love it
16:28:44 <zuff> wait, are they passing around programs in base64?
16:28:45 <zuff> wow.
16:28:52 <SimonRC> alas, TDWFT probably wouldn't accept it, since it is very amature coding
16:29:05 <zuff> amature english, too OH SNAP
16:29:25 <zuff> <.< >.>
16:29:36 <GregorR> "On top of those you have created, Instant.EXE contains a lot of predefined variables. Let's use some of those!"
16:29:38 <GregorR> OH BOY
16:29:42 <zuff> XD
16:29:45 <zuff> YAYY
16:31:36 <GregorR> I think the retarded name for the project is really the best part though.
16:31:39 <GregorR> INSTANT.EXE!!!
16:31:41 <GregorR> YAAAYS
16:33:34 <Incrediblon> OH SHI-
16:33:40 <Incrediblon> You instantenuated me dude!
16:34:01 <zuff> Sorry, I was readjusting the gigaflux
16:34:03 <GregorR> 'I would recommend to make use of this function, since otherwise you might forget the “Loop end”-statement and spend hours debugging your code.'
16:34:09 <GregorR> It doesn't detect that as a syntax error? X-P
16:34:12 <zuff> GregorR: XD
16:34:15 <GregorR> Or at LEAST a semantic error?
16:34:29 <zuff> Enterprise coding
16:35:18 <SimonRC> I like how there is a forum for "Loops and Subroutines"
16:35:41 <SimonRC> that is so 50s
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19:35:57 <psygnisfive> lalala
19:36:59 <ehird> i
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19:38:01 <AnMaster> hi ehird
19:38:10 <ehird> hmm
19:38:14 <ehird> who changed my name?
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19:39:35 <psygnisfive> o.o
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19:47:59 <oklopol> ;)
19:54:42 <psygnisfive> oklopol
19:59:07 <oklopol> ;)
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21:47:02 <AnMaster> ah hi zuff
21:47:13 <zuff> what
21:47:27 <AnMaster> just saying hi, nothing wrong with that
21:47:38 <AnMaster> thought you were ehird first heh
21:49:01 <oerjan> hey wait a minute
21:49:19 <oerjan> i still do
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23:10:04 <MizardX> Lots of spam on the wiki lately.
23:10:12 <zuff> ufg
23:10:13 <zuff> *ugh
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23:10:35 <damianc> any idea how to read a process descriptor in a task_struct?
23:10:42 <zuff> damianc: Hm?
23:10:52 <zuff> Wrong channel, maybe?
23:11:58 <damianc> oh right
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23:12:22 <oerjan> well, someone here probably knows
23:12:36 <zuff> oerjan: he's gone already
23:12:49 <zuff> oerjan: that's the damien conway of perligata, btw.
23:13:13 <zuff> He mistakenly found exactly the right channel XD
23:13:42 <oerjan> aha :D
23:14:37 <zuff> hahahahah, apparently he typoed "esoteric" for "c"
23:14:37 <oerjan> well that makes it harder, since we would have to tell him in latin.  maybe ais523 could manage.
23:15:03 <oerjan> um, has he been here before?
23:15:17 <oerjan> otherwise that's rather an accident
23:15:41 <zuff> dunno.
23:15:42 <oerjan> not everyone can accidentally #esoteric
23:15:49 <zuff> I'll grep
23:15:55 <bsmntbombdood> i accidently the verb
23:16:30 <oerjan> i dropped the main word
23:16:31 <zuff> wait wait
23:16:31 <zuff> bsmntbombdood:
23:16:34 <zuff> THE WHOLE VERB??
23:16:43 <zuff> oerjan: never here before
23:18:40 <oerjan> darn
23:18:51 <zuff> we should all pester him until he comes back
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23:19:13 <bsmntbombdood> i accidently forgot the
23:19:35 <oerjan> bsmntbombdood: i dropped the wrong word
23:19:35 <bsmntbombdood> or, i accidently the AND the!
23:20:06 <zuff> who wants to play
23:20:07 <zuff> ESOLANG
23:20:08 <zuff> TENNIES???
23:20:11 <zuff> TINNES
23:20:12 <zuff> TENNIS
23:22:20 <Slereah-> http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Paul_Sally
23:22:24 <Slereah-> Read that shit people
23:22:29 <Slereah-> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Sally
23:22:34 <Slereah-> That dude is a math pirate
23:22:36 <Slereah-> Literaly
23:22:40 <Slereah-> It's on his wikipedia page
23:22:50 <zuff> He wears an eye patch and has two prosthetic legs
23:22:51 <zuff> duuuuuuuuuude
23:23:39 <Slereah-> He couldn't be pirater if he had hooks for hands.
23:24:01 <zuff> Slereah-: Yes. Yes he could be.
23:24:04 <Slereah-> "If there is a subset of the reals and it's cardinality is greater than aleph naught and less than C and it's Lebesgue measureable, then it has measure zero and we don't care."
23:24:14 <Slereah-> And his jokes are awesome for nerds
23:31:08 <zuff> http://search.cpan.org/~dconway/Quantum-Superpositions-1.03/lib/Quantum/Superpositions.pm
23:31:12 <zuff> Okay, damien conway is awesome
23:31:17 <zuff> that library would be sooo useful
23:31:22 <oerjan> i think if i had had such a teacher i would have snapped and gone on a killing spree
23:31:41 <oerjan> but hey, what do i know
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23:33:18 <Slereah-> oerjan : Ever went on a killing spree?
23:33:24 <oerjan> not yet
23:34:02 <oerjan> unless you include that ant invasion this spring
23:34:34 <oerjan> i was _trying_ to let them out alive, but they just kept coming back
23:34:44 <Slereah-> You sound like Rambo.
23:34:53 <Slereah-> I DIDN'T DRAW FIRST BLOOD!
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