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That was her entire day :P 03:17:41 Doesn't count. 03:17:53 * Warrigal pushes the big red button 03:19:18 http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/dumbbell this button? 03:23:10 that was nice 03:23:26 would have been cooler if he'd written the sign himself before passign out 03:26:41 But that would mean he woke up and saw a blank sign? 03:29:04 Unless he was briefly conscious when going to the other side, and drew on that sign, then woke up forgetting? 03:29:08 That'd be less dramatic though 03:29:13 * Sgeo pokes Warrigal 03:32:46 TmsT animations are awesome 04:02:48 -!- GreaseMonkey has joined. 04:05:34 -!- Asztal has joined. 04:24:28 Mm. 04:24:32 TmsT? 04:25:42 -!- Corun has joined. 04:37:12 -!- Corun has quit ("This computer has gone to sleep"). 05:09:43 -!- Sgeo has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 05:21:58 -!- GreaseMonkey has quit ("You only need one wheel. 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11:53:44 nooga: which one 11:53:48 an inode can have more than one path 11:54:00 and IIRC, there's no way to find its paths apart from by searching the entire filesystem 11:54:08 most filesystems can't easily determine the other end of a hard link for that reason 12:03:04 -!- Slereah has quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host)). 12:05:17 -!- Slereah- has quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host)). 12:08:35 -!- oklopol has joined. 13:50:36 -!- KingOfKarlsruhe has joined. 13:52:08 -!- Corun has joined. 13:54:30 nooga: find 13:59:31 oklopol: hi 14:06:02 hi 14:10:37 hmm 14:10:40 i forgot what i was gonna say 14:10:41 :DDDDDD 14:16:13 :) 14:16:22 i needs to eat now 14:20:59 -!- oerjan has quit ("leaving"). 14:23:25 wb ais523 14:27:26 -!- Corun has quit ("This computer has gone to sleep"). 14:34:53 -!- Slereah- has joined. 14:42:31 ^bool can i write stuff here 14:42:37 can't, huh. 14:42:42 well anyway, should i watch? 14:42:44 ^bool 14:42:44 Yes. 14:42:44 ^bool 14:42:44 Yes. 14:42:54 watch what? 14:42:55 that's quite a yes. 14:43:05 i'm watching family guy, i don't really have anything else atm 14:43:35 seen these episodes like 20 times each, so this is mostly so i don't have to do anything else. 14:44:04 i'm very tired, and i have a lot to read so i can't really sleep the 4 hours i need 14:44:24 why not just read, then 14:44:52 i'd have to open the browser. 14:45:17 i doubt you could ever understand just how lazy i can be. 14:46:14 oklopol: would it help if I sent you a link over IRC you could click on? 14:46:33 yes 14:46:52 but then there's the password i'd have to type and all that. 14:48:28 oklopol: but you're typing on irc 14:48:36 yes 14:48:38 so? 14:48:43 ;P 14:48:46 *:P 14:49:13 that's not productive. i can do that no matter how tired i am. 14:58:43 -!- Corun has joined. 15:17:52 -!- KingOfKarlsruhe has quit (Remote closed the connection). 15:22:49 http://www.baconbuzz.com/ <-- the bacon reddit now has a theme. and a domain. 15:22:59 when will the madness end?! 15:23:29 is a bacon reddit a better or stupider idea than lolcode? 15:25:16 hmm... someone put an ASCII rickroll on reddit 15:25:20 just pasted the lyrics to the song 15:25:25 somehow I don't think that counts 15:25:36 ais523: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE 15:25:43 nowhere is safe 15:26:35 that's hardly a proper rickroll... 15:27:19 ais523: sorry, I'll continue 15:27:23 YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I 15:27:28 A FULL COMMITMENT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF 15:27:31 still, video or it doesn't coutn 15:27:31 YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY 15:27:33 *count 15:27:36 I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING 15:27:38 GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND 15:27:39 also, IRC has /ignore 15:27:43 NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN 15:27:47 but then, I suppose you could just stop watching the rickroll 15:27:48 ais523: web has /etc/hosts 15:27:49 after a bit 15:27:58 ehird: /etc/hosts is no good at blocking rickrolls 15:28:03 also, I recited all of that from memory 15:28:07 ais523: youtube.com 127.0.0.1 15:28:08 as everyone knows there are an infinite number of rickrolls on the internet 15:28:14 would snap most of them 15:28:16 but you only have finitely much /etc/hosts space 15:28:22 but agreed, most of them are on youtube 15:28:22 well, true. 15:28:28 Rick Astley theory,. 15:28:36 come to think of it, it would be pretty hard to write a rickroll that would actually show up on my computer 15:28:44 you'd have to use .ogg, SVG or javascript 15:28:52 and even then noscript would block all those by default 15:29:00 SVG rickroll 15:29:01 brilliant 15:29:04 so you'd have to persuade me to let them through as well, although that might not be hard 15:29:08 ais523: actually 15:29:12 -!- Slereah- has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)). 15:29:23 just use the table-full-of-1px-large-elements trick 15:29:26 and a meta refresh 15:29:29 dunno about the music, though 15:29:40 meta refresh? for /video/? 15:29:52 are you mad? no connection has a latency low enough to get a plausible frame rate like that 15:30:06 part from possibly if the browser and the server were the same computer 15:30:10 ais523: who says it can't be laggy? 15:30:11 -!- WOLD has joined. 15:30:17 it would be a very very slow rickroll 15:30:20 -!- WOLD has left (?). 15:30:26 it displays rick astley on yoru screen, and he acts out the video to never gonna give you up 15:30:34 the only requirement is something that can be recognized as the song 15:30:40 maybe sheet music along the bottom 15:31:05 hmm... /me invokes rule 34 on rickrolls 15:31:09 although I don't want to see the results 15:31:28 surely exists 15:31:32 yes, surely 15:31:41 that's what rule 34's all about 15:31:48 well, i mean 15:31:51 even without the rule, though, "that must exist" is an ingrained reflex 15:31:55 rule 34 just formalises it 15:32:00 the projection into digital form must surely exist 15:32:01 already 15:32:02 it's inductive reasoning 15:32:04 and yes 15:32:41 google shows nothing 15:32:59 ehird: now everyone's going to wonder why you were googling rickroll porn 15:33:09 and Google will show you rickroll-porn-related adverts 15:33:11 because of the previous lines? :P 15:33:20 because of that one search 15:33:28 i hope it shows up on the google big lcd with searches in realtime 15:33:33 also, how did you know all those lyrics? 15:33:43 from being rickrolled a lot? 15:33:52 (I assume you don't actually like the song, although I don't know) 15:34:07 being rickrolled a lot, yes 15:34:18 although the song is catchy in a kind of horrid, earworm-like "MAKE IT STOP" way 15:35:30 ugh, rickroll porn is on youtube. i should have guessed. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 15:35:37 [note - thinly veiled rickroll] 15:35:55 ehird: is it rickrolling someone to link them to a rickroll when they ask for something rickroll-related? 15:36:14 ais523: i think that's a meta-rickroll 15:36:41 I suppose the purest case would be: 15:36:45 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qmPmIJyi0sc&feature=related what the fuck, a 2 minute long guide on how to rickroll, with actual terrible acting (not a rickroll, I pledge so) 15:36:54 can you link me to a rickroll? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 15:36:58 dose that count as rickrolling? 15:37:02 *does 15:37:03 no, it's expected 15:37:04 UNLESS 15:37:06 you said it as a joke 15:37:12 and it was in the context of you actually wanting another video 15:37:15 then the meta-irony would kick in 15:37:40 well, what if you didn't link me to a rickroll 15:37:44 could that be rickrolling? 15:37:54 what about: 15:38:02 can you link me to a rickroll? no, but see http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 instead, you might be interested in it 15:38:07 is that rickrolling? 15:38:17 ais523: if you expected it to be that video, it's not 15:38:19 if you didn't, it is. 15:48:15 -!- Slereah- has joined. 15:53:37 -!- Slereah has joined. 15:59:23 -!- Corun has quit ("Leaving"). 16:12:03 -!- Slereah- has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 16:21:49 -!- Corun has joined. 16:24:16 -!- Ilari has joined. 16:27:10 -!- Slereah- has joined. 16:32:47 -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). 16:35:22 -!- Slereah has quit (Read error: 145 (Connection timed out)). 16:44:28 ais523, hi 16:44:33 hi 16:44:58 ais523, much to do in "rl" now? 16:45:28 still yes in theory for the rest of the week 16:45:36 I'm relaxing a bit today, having just completed one assignment 16:45:48 also I just realized you can over-engineer "stupid" school tasks even outside programming, or such 16:45:53 music in fact 16:46:41 at least here you have to take a short course in either music or painting during high school 16:46:44 now I took music 16:46:54 I took a full GCSE in music, only got a B though 16:47:16 and it was a task to fill in the missing notes, with mostly 4/4 (a few places with 3/4 too) 16:47:32 and one was enough free form to allow you to fill in mostly anything you wanted 16:47:37 * AnMaster put in some crazy stuff there 16:47:42 it is perfectly legal 16:47:50 but I wonder what the teacher will think 16:48:03 putting a small 3 over a group of notes is so fun :D 16:48:25 it messes up the whole timing calculation 16:48:39 AnMaster: is it written in 8/8 time? 16:48:52 ais523, no, in 4/4 sadly, that couldn't be changed 16:49:04 otherwise I would have used something unusual for it too 16:49:04 you can change time mid-song 16:49:18 jayCampbell, well it said "put in *notes* to make the timing right" 16:49:25 so I didn't dare do that 16:49:31 Note: change time here 16:49:36 are you messing with grace notes too? 16:49:41 apoggieturas are fun 16:49:45 because they have a positive length 16:49:52 equal to half the length of the next note 16:50:10 ais523, hm I don't know the English terms for these, just the Swedish 16:50:18 apoggieturas == the dots after the notes? 16:50:20 no 16:50:26 apoggietura's a type of grace note 16:50:32 so is acciacatura 16:50:41 acciacaturas are zero-length notes 16:50:55 whereas apoggieturas have a positive length equal to half the length of the note after, which has its length halved 16:51:17 * AnMaster googles to find an image 16:51:41 aha, *those* 16:51:47 no I didn't use any grace notes 16:51:55 mainly I would have been too confused myself 16:52:16 AnMaster: putting a small 3 over a group of notes is so fun :D <<< wut? 16:52:17 put in any chords where different notes in the chords had different lengths? 16:52:30 oklopol: it makes each note in the group last 2/3 as long 16:52:34 liek, three-in-place-of-two 16:52:36 yeah 16:52:52 that just felt like too much hype over such a common construct 16:52:52 ais523, yes I did that 16:52:59 * oklopol used about a hundred of those today 16:53:06 ais523, one issue is the paper you had to fill in on was rather small print 16:53:11 so it was hard to fit anything 16:54:47 I couldn't fit this (just giving lengths): 1/8, 1/8, 1/8, 1/8+dot, 1/16, 1/4, 1/8 | 1/16 16:54:53 too little space for the first 16:55:17 that's why you use grace notes, they're half the physical size 16:56:15 ais523, couldn't have fitted it in there either, the pencil would have to be sharper than possible for it 16:56:32 use an electron microscope inkjet priter, then 16:56:42 ;P 16:57:08 -!- Mony has joined. 16:57:55 plop 16:58:09 what will I eat this weekend? 16:58:11 *i 16:58:12 16:58:23 oklopol: you corrected good grammar to bad grammar? 16:58:28 ais523: yes. 16:58:33 it was not my style 16:59:07 however 16:59:13 tell meeee! 16:59:24 oklopol, Something with pasta maybe? 16:59:35 oklopol: I suggest lentil soup 16:59:50 ais523, lentil(?) soup with pasta? 16:59:57 no, not with pasta 17:00:00 even though I don't know what lentil is, that sounds awful 17:00:02 just lentil soup in general 17:00:18 AnMaster: lentils are a type of vegetable, they're sort-of like peas but much smaller and orange 17:00:29 ah found it by interwiki 17:00:31 linser 17:00:38 also, the shells are poisonous, and they're a pain to get off because they're only about 3mm across 17:00:39 well I never tasted them 17:00:47 so you go to a shop and buy lentil soup which has been made properly 17:00:53 it works well with tomatoes 17:01:09 how about something with meats? 17:01:11 ais523, I prefer home made food 17:01:21 oklopol, pasta with Swedish meatballs? 17:01:28 :D 17:01:32 well can you hand me some 17:01:39 oklopol, no because I ate them 17:01:43 * AnMaster loves that combo 17:01:44 :< 17:01:59 had it the day before yesterday 17:02:09 home made pasta and home made meatballs of course 17:02:11 * oklopol waits for ais523 to mention he's vegetarian 17:02:18 oklopol, is he? 17:02:18 *they're 17:02:18 ok 17:02:22 oklopol: eat your finger, it's delicious 17:02:26 yes, your single finger 17:02:29 humans only have one finger, y'know 17:02:40 oklopol: I'm not 17:02:40 AnMaster: i don't know whether he is. why do you ask? 17:02:52 but there are vegetarian things I like anyway, like lentil soup 17:03:00 many of them go well with meat 17:03:14 ratatouille does, for instance 17:03:14 ais523: oh, right, you just don't eat junk food 17:03:24 aaaanyway, that you eat weirdly! ;) 17:03:27 oklopol: yep, pretty rare for me to eat junk 17:03:48 ehird: i'm not a human, i'm a lizard 17:03:50 I'm pretty sure eating junk would make you gay. http://instantrimshot.com/ http://pleasemakeitstop.com/ http://atleastoerjanspunswerefunny 17:03:51 .com/ 17:03:51 ais523, I don't know what the opposite of vegitarian would be... 17:03:54 meatitarian? 17:04:00 carnivore 17:04:03 s/vegi/vege/ 17:04:06 ais523, heh 17:04:22 well I'm not that much, but I dislike fruit and such 17:04:30 I like fruit, and salad 17:04:44 I'm strange, I tend to eat healthily via liking the food, rather than for any health reason 17:05:46 i'm breatharian!! 17:05:48 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia 17:05:51 :P 17:07:19 ais523, I fall in the second category 17:14:12 food doesn't have squat to do with health, the way our bodies evolve over time is all due to the brain. 17:14:24 -!- Corun has quit ("Leaving"). 17:14:25 * oklopol believes 17:14:47 well yes, but oklopol, you believe in things you think are false 17:14:48 :P 17:15:14 how preposteriorly paradogmatic. 17:15:23 paradogmatic? 17:15:27 yes. 17:15:32 what does that mean? 17:15:38 that isn't a real English word I don't think 17:15:54 Did you mean: define:paradigmatic 17:15:55 but the feeling I get from it is sort of like next to a strong opinion 17:15:56 maybe not, but you know what i meant. 17:16:01 No definitions were found for paradogmatic. 17:16:13 oklopol, no I don't 17:16:18 or not, i don't care :) 17:16:19 back-translating from the Latin, it means something along the grounds of "not exactly insisting on a strong opinion, but doing something similar and parallel" 17:16:21 Did you mean: define:pre posteriorly 17:16:21 No definitions were found for preposteriorly. 17:16:26 no clue about that 17:16:29 paradogmatic: a paragliding, mechanical dog 17:16:30 that doesn't really make a whole lot of sense 17:16:48 also known as AWESOME 17:16:52 AnMaster: "preposteriorly" isn't a real word, but I can back-translate it easily, it means "in a before-afterwards sort of way" 17:17:05 ais523, that doesn't make sense either 17:17:08 well, no 17:17:18 ais523: yes, exactly what i was going for 17:17:19 but "before the afterwards" is almost a defined concept 17:17:23 oklopol, so what did you mean? In common normal words 17:17:38 I think oklopol was deliberately coining oxymoronic words to confuse us 17:17:43 AnMaster: actually preposteriorly is there just to explain the latter word. 17:17:50 oxymoronication? 17:17:53 or? 17:18:01 oxymoronicasion? 17:18:03 hm 17:18:05 no idea 17:18:09 oxymoronic = contradicting itself 17:18:11 that is a real word 17:18:14 ais523, yes I know 17:18:21 but I was trying to make a word for: 17:18:27 aquaidiotic 17:18:32 "coining oxymoronic words to confuse" 17:18:36 ehird: "water stupid"? 17:18:36 oh my god. is it healthy to write a song and then listen to it all day in awe 17:18:39 wouldn't that be "oxymoronication"? 17:18:40 like 17:18:41 oklopol: yes 17:18:45 ais523: :D 17:18:53 You are oxymoronicating that! 17:18:55 ais523, ^ 17:18:56 how very orogenic of you 17:19:20 (btw, that is a real word, but hardly a very common one, it means "with a tendency to create mountains") 17:19:30 Definitions of orogenic on the Web: 17:19:30 * Pertaining to deformation of a continental margin to the extent that a mountain range is formed. 17:19:32 ais523, yes 17:19:36 but what did you mean 17:19:44 in that meaning? 17:19:54 I didn't, I was just throwing in a rare word because it fit 17:19:58 it wasn't even a metaphor or anything 17:19:58 saying "how very orogenic of you" to oklopol I guess? 17:20:00 or to who? 17:20:04 I just said it in general 17:20:06 ah 17:20:07 knowing it was meaningless 17:20:09 well 17:20:15 well, meaningful but pointless 17:20:20 ais523, would it be "oxymoronication" or "oxymoronicasion"? 17:20:21 i feel pretty orogenic listening to this song. 17:20:31 AnMaster: probably the first 17:20:33 ok 17:20:38 but I prefer "oxymoronification" 17:20:42 (7 guitarrrs) 17:20:50 ais523, ah may indeed be better 17:20:53 * ais523 waits for oklopol to create a mountain 17:21:00 ais523: not literally. 17:21:07 would it be, "you are oxymoronificing that sentence"? 17:21:08 or what 17:21:13 mountains are massive majestetic beings. 17:21:21 can't make out what the verb of that noun would be 17:21:35 orogenising 17:21:45 not that that's at all a useful word 17:22:02 ais523, well would it be "oxymoronificing" or what? 17:22:16 oh, oxymoronifying 17:22:23 the noun was actually derived from that verb 17:22:29 oh 17:22:29 ok 17:23:00 ais523, a pitty you can't combine any number of words into a single word in English 17:23:35 okay i'll listen to this for the third time, *then* i'll do something more productive 17:23:44 it is so fun to watch any document editor try to insert hypens in a word spanning three lines 17:23:56 last I checked even tex has troubles with it 17:24:13 had* 17:24:27 you can do that in Swedish btw 17:24:41 i recall trying to make word infloop from making automatic reformattings 17:24:55 oklopol, "infloop"? 17:24:57 "a word spanning three lines", either you have a large font or a small page or that's worse than German 17:24:59 AnMaster: yes. 17:25:00 infloop. 17:25:04 AnMaster: infinite loop, presumably 17:25:10 yes, i use that all the time 17:25:11 I often abbreviate it to infiniloop 17:25:13 ais523, well it was constructed to be long 17:25:28 it isn't common 17:25:28 but you can make Word loop quite well by typing =rand(200,99) into it and pressing return 17:25:35 that's a finite loop, but on slow hardware it can take a while 17:25:36 ais523, I mean a valid word 17:25:53 ais523: interesting trivia, at least according to our lecturer, that feature was added by a finnish coder. 17:26:02 (iirc) 17:26:05 haha 17:26:07 infloop 17:26:10 that would be fun: 17:26:11 (so very reliable ! :P) 17:26:16 ifl 17:26:18 so you have 17:26:19 ifl 17:26:21 oklopol: presumably it's to generate lots of data quickly as a test 17:26:25 as a keyword in a language 17:26:25 ais523: yes 17:26:30 that you use for the main loop 17:26:37 would be confusingly similar to if 17:26:40 anyway, one thing I've always wondered: why rand 17:26:50 it's nothing to do with random number generation at all 17:26:55 * AnMaster ponders a C-like esolang but with all keywords redefined to something unexpected 17:26:59 ais523: random content 17:27:07 it isn't even random content 17:27:11 it's deterministic content 17:27:12 if = in fail 17:27:13 that is 17:27:13 random doesn't have to mean unpredictable. 17:27:15 for exceptions 17:27:17 so 17:27:20 it doesn't have to be nondeterministic. 17:27:23 hm 17:27:31 it has to be "some random shit". 17:27:41 9999999999999999999999999999999999... 17:27:43 odd rng 17:27:44 ;P 17:27:48 (okay maybe a forth time, cuz it's so short) 17:28:43 (i occasionally have some trouble perfecting passages with three main melodies simultaneously, so process is kinda slow) 17:33:11 oklopol, that sounds like way more advanced than me 17:33:41 * AnMaster has troubles writing music with more than 1 main melody (+ chords) 17:34:09 AnMaster: there's a famous Dilbert cartoon about that 17:34:11 well i am fairly good at this, at least as far as pleasing *myself* goes ;) 17:34:34 "And this is the random number generator." "Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine..." "Are you sure that's random?" "That's the problem with randomness, it's hard to be sure." 17:34:57 well, people tend to consider my songs either pretty good or fucking insane, rarely bad. 17:36:19 (oklopol goes "wow the composer hid that one theme here, i didn't even notice on my first three listenings! :ooo" at the song :D) 17:37:09 * oklopol tried to at least stop talking about it 17:37:28 i love talking about my accomplishments, but i hate it when i talk about them. 17:37:50 i wish i could tell everyone about them, see the reaction, then make them forget. 17:38:18 superpowers, i want 17:40:32 ^bool 17:40:32 Yes. 17:41:33 oklopol: i get into that paradox a lot 17:41:39 praise me but don't remember you praised me k! 17:41:52 haha 17:41:58 also, give us the song oklopol 17:41:59 :P 17:42:07 it's not finished 17:42:14 give it anyway XD 17:42:22 i don't think i will... 17:42:44 >:( 17:43:36 ehird: anyway yeah that's it, obviously i want glory, but i don't want people to think i'm a self-loving egoist mesexual, which i most certainly am. 17:43:44 "mesexual" XD 17:43:50 :-) 17:43:54 well yeah okay i'm not that 17:43:54 I am mesexual 17:44:04 I just performed an act of mesexuality 17:44:34 tmi Slereah- 17:44:49 did you... did you just make a masturbation joke? that was so unexpected i just had to make sure i got it right 17:44:53 ^bool 17:44:53 No. 17:45:19 It was not a joke :( 17:48:09 * oklopol listens to another song of his, and it's much less divine :< 17:48:09 oklopol: it's Slereah-, why are you surprised? 17:51:12 ehird: are you trying to sarcastrated my comment? 17:51:17 *sarcastrate 17:51:23 ? 17:51:29 * oklopol hates failing jokes that are already too complex to understand 17:52:36 hi GregorR 18:00:10 -!- Corun has joined. 18:01:12 -!- oklopol has set topic: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | where am i?. 18:06:28 -!- Corun has quit ("Leaving"). 18:08:12 -!- oerjan has joined. 18:09:10 you're in a maze of twisty internet memes, all alike. 18:09:20 oerjan: been logreading? 18:09:53 didn't have to look far 18:10:03 that was just for the topic 18:10:24 otherwise, i'm just starting 18:11:08 i usually log in before reading logs, so i know where to stop 18:14:40 but you only have finitely much /etc/hosts space 18:15:10 oerjan: well, yes 18:15:18 there are an infinite number of rickrolls, how could you block them all? 18:15:26 clearly it should be a system call or something, so you could do it programatically 18:15:35 Well, he is no stranger to love 18:16:47 hm you could make a dns service 18:17:12 here.domain.put.rickrolltest.com 18:17:57 similar to some anti-spam blackhole lists 18:18:15 it's easy enough, just have a static page returning "true" 18:18:21 Well, you know, you can always make a new rickroll link 18:18:49 i guess a proper test needs the full URL 18:19:04 there's probably a firefox plugin to block rickrolls :D 18:19:12 oerjan: http://willitgivemeup.com/youtube.com/?v=3489768f7dsf 18:19:30 true = normal page 18:19:32 false = rick astley alert 18:19:39 it could just analyze all videos it could find 18:19:48 http://youtube.com.willitgivemeup.com/?v=3489768f7dsf seems neater to me for some reason 18:20:08 hmm... you could have a rickroll-blocking proxy, I suppose 18:20:12 oh it doesn't exist 18:20:15 ais523: just use greasemonkey 18:20:21 and people would send encrypted rickrolls to try to get round it 18:20:24 when you hit a page, it hits willitgivemeup.com 18:20:27 and asks it 18:20:32 admittedly, that's a privacy issue 18:20:37 you could restrict certain domains, I guess 18:20:39 wait 18:20:40 what if the page checked for the IP 18:20:43 it wouldn't hit it quick enough 18:20:43 damn 18:20:53 ais523: make it download the video locally 18:20:56 then send it for analysis 18:20:56 and served different content depending on whether it came from willitgivemeup.com or a user's main part 18:21:15 your computer downloads the video 18:21:16 also, how do you tell programmatically if a video is a rickroll or not 18:21:19 then willitgivemeup.com analyzes it 18:21:32 ais523: well, just do some analysis to see if it's the video or a trivial changing of it 18:21:37 and then check the audio 18:21:38 try and analyze it 18:21:40 stuff. 18:21:41 "trivial changing"? 18:21:51 http://rickrolldb.com/ 18:21:57 it just had to exist 18:22:09 -!- atrapado has joined. 18:22:18 oerjan: is that a page full of known and suspected rickrolls? 18:22:24 yep 18:22:31 for all I know, it's actually a rickroll itself, designed to con people looking for anti-rickroll tactics 18:22:35 nope. 18:22:43 well, if it is, it probably uses Flash 18:22:47 nope 18:22:52 err 18:22:53 oh 18:22:59 Anyway, what's your problem with rickrolls? 18:23:02 it's a great song! 18:23:11 i think it's a very neutral song 18:23:20 so, why are all of them voted about 60% rickroll? 18:23:29 it's not good, it's not bad, it's not annoying, it's not catchy, it's not funny, it's not weird 18:23:35 hm their voting system is broken right 18:23:40 yeah, i wondered about that too 18:23:41 ais523: the kind of people who would vote on such a thing are also huge jerks who like people being rick rolled, I assume 18:23:59 maybe 40% of them are 18:24:45 oklopol: so what you are saying is we need to start weirdaling people instead 18:25:32 maybe we should invent an INTERCAL version of rickrolling 18:25:36 surprisingly that term does not exist yet 18:25:38 heh, I typoed that as ickrolling 18:25:45 which would be a good name for it 18:26:03 YES! 18:26:10 and I didn't even have the pun in mind when I started typing, must be my fingers typing puns by themselves 18:26:20 like the time I typoed "I hope" as "i hope" twice when talking to Warrigal 18:26:30 in a context where "ihope" would have made sense 18:26:46 -!- atrapado_ has joined. 18:27:08 ickrolling would work great on programming forums 18:27:18 yes 18:27:26 the question is, can we generate enough INTERCAL to make it work? 18:27:31 or would it be the same program each time? 18:27:48 "Your problem can be solved with this little code snippet: [link]" 18:28:18 would the snippet always be a correct solution to the problem? 18:28:31 or just any old snippet, maybe obfuscated INTERCAL printing "You've been ickrolled!" 18:28:37 or "Just another ickroller," 18:28:39 or whatever 18:28:50 never gonna ick you up 18:29:11 oh an intercal program printing the lyrics 18:29:44 printing the whole lyrics would be a pretty massive INTERCAL program 18:29:45 would be a bit too obscure though, since most people wouldn't get to actually running it 18:29:50 unless it was an easter-egg in the compiler 18:30:05 just take something undefined and put it there 18:30:06 yapp could generate an ickroll pretty easily 18:30:10 but it would be obviously generated code 18:30:12 i'm sure intercal has lots of that 18:30:21 hmm. that hard to output :| 18:30:28 oklopol: INTERCAL has no strings 18:30:47 so you have to initialise the arrays with numbers somehow 18:30:51 I suppose you could use compression 18:30:52 -!- atrapado has quit (Nick collision from services.). 18:31:02 and save space by using Baudot rather than ASCII, rickrolling is mostly letters 18:31:09 *ickrolling 18:31:20 -!- kar8nga has joined. 18:31:23 you could fit 5 chars to the 32-bit variable that way 18:31:27 -!- atrapado_ has changed nick to atrapado. 18:32:39 32-bit is not that interesting since you only have 16-bit numerals 18:32:48 ais523: oh, right 18:32:49 oerjan: you can easily mingle them, though 18:32:57 and store in a 32-bit array 18:33:03 yeah but it won't shorten the program 18:33:04 the lyrics are, like, song lyrics, they're pretty long :D 18:33:08 * oklopol didn't realize 18:33:08 oerjan: yes it will 18:33:42 DO;1SUB#1<-#12345$#54321 is shorter than DO,1SUB#1<-#12345DO,1SUB#2<-#54321 18:33:51 not to mention that the second version needs twice as many pleases 18:33:52 well true 18:34:20 the shortest known INTERCAL quine has no whitespace at all IIRC 18:34:33 INTERCAL doesn't actually need it, it's just there for readability 18:34:39 that's sort of obvious then 18:35:05 yep 18:35:21 so is that mingle into 32-bit the definite shortest way of initializing? 18:35:41 someone beat me to making a low-tech rickroll 18:35:41 I haven't seen a shorter way, although that doesn't mean there isn't one 18:35:43 http://tobi-x.com/kate_moss_nude/ 18:35:51 marquee, background gif, and embedded midi 18:35:52 is that a rickroll? 18:35:56 yes 18:36:04 also, midi? 18:36:08 yes 18:36:09 midi 18:36:14 it's like 1996! 18:36:16 oh, and marquee for the lyrics 18:36:20 no lyrics 18:36:21 just marquee 18:36:31 what does the marquee display, if not lyrics? 18:36:38 "You've been Rick Rolled" 18:36:49 it should display the lyrics, ideally in time with the music 18:37:09 that would be hard 18:37:10 :P 18:37:51 not really, given that only one thing supports marquee you just time to its implementation 18:37:57 by inserting extra spaces, probably 18:40:16 ais523: if you expected it to be that video, it's not 18:40:27 ouch, russell paradox rickrolling 18:40:35 that's one bad singer 18:41:25 * oklopol can't see el paradox 18:42:07 oklopol: it's a reference to the logs 18:42:37 a rickroll being a rickroll only if you don't expect to be rickrolled 18:43:04 yes, if you ask someone for a rickroll, and they give you a rickroll, have you been rickrolled? 18:43:55 ais523: no 18:44:15 oklopol: I suggest lentil soup 18:44:24 oerjan: what about it? 18:44:32 i guess historically the advent time is a lent 18:44:40 ... 18:44:41 >__< 18:44:43 so lentil soup is very appropriate 18:44:43 ah, yes, although I don't know if there's a connection 18:44:50 that was AWFUL, oerjan 18:44:54 besides, Lent's before Easter, not Christmas 18:45:00 ehird: it was not an intended pun 18:45:02 at least, the big official one everyone talks about 18:45:18 http://qntm.org/?lent Yay! Lent! 18:45:26 well there were many small ones. almost every friday, i think 18:45:59 i guess the catholics may still recommend it 18:46:04 [[Lent was invented in 1809 by an Englishman named Wilhelm Lent. It was originally a forty-day diet plan, during which people would forgo certain foods in order to lose weight for Easter. On Sundays these restrictions were temporarily lifted and you could eat anything you liked; that's why Sundays don't count as part of Lent (see above). Wilhelm Lent is also the inventor of lentils!]] 18:46:11 [[Sundays these restrictions were temporarily lifted and you could eat anything you liked; that's why Sundays don't count as part of Lent (see above). Wilhelm Lent is also the inventor of lentils!]]]] 18:46:23 Hm, I wonder how close to singing you could get with a midi file, without cheating with custom instruments or anything. GM has a rather nice set of instruments, some of which have rather predictable waveforms, and you can additively mix at least 24 voices together and change them quite often, and other tricks. 18:48:33 hm i guess lent is not the correct term for other periods, but fasting 18:53:41 * oerjan discovers to his surprise that "lent" and "lentil" are not really related words 18:55:24 -!- cherez has joined. 18:55:36 -!- cherez has left (?). 18:58:02 What about dent and dental 18:58:05 DENTAL PLAN 18:59:32 AnMaster: there's a famous Dilbert cartoon about that <-- guess what I quoted... 18:59:47 and why I selected 9 18:59:52 -!- atrapado has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)). 19:01:22 dent 19:01:23 c.1325, "a strike or blow," dialectal variant of M.E. dint (q.v.); sense of "indentation" first recorded 1565, apparently infl. by indent. 19:01:24 That selfsame Dilbert cartoon was last talked about on this channel 2008-10-17, with both AnMaster and ais523 present. 19:01:52 -!- atrapado has joined. 19:02:02 fizzie: hahaha 19:02:05 dint 19:02:06 O.E. dynt "blow dealt in fighting" (especially by a sword), from P.Gmc. *duntiz. Phrase by dint of ... "by force of, by means of," is c.1330. 19:02:06 fizzie, um... why did you bother to check 19:02:44 AnMaster: Why not? I'll do that next time, too. :p 19:02:53 dental 19:02:53 1594, from M.Fr. dental "of teeth," from L. dens (gen. dentis) "tooth," from PIE base *dont-, *dent- (see tooth). 19:03:04 seems unrelated 19:03:55 especially since "tooth" is the cognate of the last one 19:09:12 also, the shells are poisonous, and they're a pain to get off because they're only about 3mm across 19:09:18 [citation needed] 19:09:40 oerjan: this is from memory, it may be exaggerated 19:09:43 Weasel words! 19:09:49 besides which, I've never seen a whole lentil either 19:09:54 only the factory-processed forms 19:14:20 "I have never seen a lentil plant, never met anyone involved in lentil agricultural production, or even seen such a person on television, so I can only conclude that lentil's are actually a manufactured food product, possibly made from meat by-products. The plant origin is part of the marketing campaign, akin to Keebler crackers being baked by elves in a hollow tree. Until I see photographic evidence to the contrary, I will beleive that a lentil plan 19:14:32 that's bound to have been cut off somewhere 19:14:34 a lentil plan- 19:15:12 a lentil plant is a brick structure with smoke-billowing chimneys, somewhere in the Chicago stockyard district. 19:15:26 (from WP Talk:Lentil) 19:15:43 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lentil_diseases 19:15:46 wow, only on Wikipedia 19:18:32 -!- KingOfKarlsruhe has joined. 19:24:40 "This bad reputation may possibly be. due to the substitution of the seeds of the bitter vetch or tare lentil,, Ervum Ervilia, a plant which closely resembles the true lentil in, height, habit, flower and pod, but whose seeds are without doubt possessed of deleterious properties - producing weakness or even paralysis of the extremities in horses which have partaken of them.. The poisonous principle seems to reside chiefly in the bitter seed coat, and 19:24:57 that may be relevant 19:25:43 ... and can apparently be removed by steeping in water ... 19:26:19 (http://www.1911encyclopedia.org/Lentil) 19:26:41 ok, so there's a plant which looks very like a lentil with a poisonous shell 19:26:50 at least that would explain why I thought lentil shells were poisonous 19:28:06 http://elonstruths.blogspot.com/2006/10/its-in-blood.html is sort of amusing 19:28:39 (about poisonous lentils, but...) 19:30:09 -!- jayCampbell has set topic: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | esolentil. 19:32:30 well can you hand me some 19:32:49 swedish meatballs can be found at your nearest IKEA restaurant 19:34:55 I know, I saw the Simpsons episode too 19:35:04 ais523, I don't know what the opposite of vegitarian would be... 19:35:22 A carnivore, mayhaps 19:35:34 Or like a dude who would eat anything but plants. 19:35:44 Slereah-, the latter 19:35:48 Like bricks and metal and large clouds of ionized gas 19:35:52 ah no 19:35:58 then I guess carnivore 19:36:10 For the hard-core anti-vegetarian: eat only animals that eat other animals. 19:36:17 fizzie, haha :D 19:36:22 http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitlew8o9d7bzvtia 19:36:30 (standard tvtropes warning) 19:36:31 That's stupid, fizzie 19:36:40 That means there would be less carnivore! 19:36:45 Hence less animals being eaten 19:36:59 Slereah-, err it would be like anti-vegan 19:37:31 anti-veganism* 19:37:49 Hm. 19:37:52 Anti-veganism 19:38:02 To consume only products derived from animals? 19:38:10 Like instead of salt, you use bacon bits 19:38:29 what about baconsalt.com 19:39:08 I looked it up 19:39:13 It has no meat in it, ehird 19:39:18 I know 19:39:21 but 19:39:24 bacon. salt. 19:50:32 0.0. 19:50:55 nothing, period. 20:27:33 -!- Slereah- has quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host)). 20:29:24 hi ais523 20:29:31 wb me 20:32:09 -!- Slereah- has joined. 20:46:38 hmm. Slereah- has a point, maybe an anti-vegetarian should only eat vegetarian humans 20:48:24 ONE HOUR LATER 21:30:22 -!- atrapado_ has joined. 21:30:42 -!- atrapado has quit (Nick collision from services.). 21:30:45 -!- atrapado_ has changed nick to atrapado. 21:46:26 -!- Judofyr has joined. 21:55:18 ais523, I don't know what the opposite of vegitarian would be... 21:55:20 omnivore 21:55:28 no, omnivores eat everything 21:55:34 we were wondering what ate just meat specifically 21:55:38 I think it's "carnivore" 21:55:40 then carnivore, yes 21:55:52 hydrovore? 21:56:03 you drink water not eat it, I think 21:56:14 what about fish who eat those critters that aren't plants but aren't animals 21:57:05 protozoovore? 21:57:24 what about fungivore? 21:57:32 IIRC, fungi aren't plants 21:57:46 although a fungivore could equally well be a Befunge-eater 21:57:50 zooplanktovore 21:57:52 or other funges in general 21:58:03 jayCampbell: zooplankton are animals, aren't they? 21:58:07 technically speaking? 21:59:19 Hence the zoo. 21:59:48 phytoplankovores 22:00:42 sounds like gwar's opening act 22:00:52 Nah. 22:01:00 It's more of a "Pedonecrophilia" 22:01:24 xenovore 22:01:32 i only eat aliens 22:01:40 Like Mexicans? 22:02:37 don't call me shirley 22:03:38 -!- kar8nga has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)). 22:03:41 Surely you can't be serious. 22:06:57 * oerjan detects a time anomaly 22:07:39 It may be a time quantum flux with neutrinos. Phase. 22:08:07 Slereah-: What do you think it may be? 22:08:31 "Zooplankton are the heterotrophic (sometimes detritivorous) type of plankton." 22:09:26 Well, if it's got more than one cell, it's an animal. Or a mushroom, but there's the zoo in there. 22:10:18 animals are a kingdom, nowadays. there are lots of other heterotrophs 22:11:25 But how many that are multicellulars? 22:11:33 There's pretty much only mushrooms. 22:12:40 -!- KingOfKarlsruhe has quit (Remote closed the connection). 22:13:23 -!- Asztal has quit ("."). 22:19:17 -!- lament has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)). 22:19:58 -!- kar8nga has joined. 22:20:38 -!- decipher has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)). 22:27:41 -!- lament has joined. 22:32:37 -!- Corun has joined. 22:36:59 -!- decipher has joined. 22:57:23 -!- kar8nga has left (?). 22:58:42 -!- atrapado has quit ("Abandonando"). 23:04:18 -!- Judofyr has quit. 23:14:38 -!- jayCampbell has quit ("tahoe"). 23:26:24 -!- moozilla has joined. 23:28:15 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)). 23:48:06 La, la, la, la, paraphyletic. 23:48:49 :-) 23:48:54 * oerjan sics a reptile on Warrigal 23:50:02 So, we had prokaryotes, and then really weird stuff happened and we got eukaryotes. 23:50:28 * oerjan swats Warrigal with an invertebrate 23:50:57 oerjan: stop being violent :P 23:50:58 * oerjan finally slaps Warrigal with a fish 23:51:09 i'm just being paraphyletic 23:51:09 Did every proto-eukaryote that didn't have all the features of eukaryotes die out? 23:51:18 Fish are paraphyletic? 23:51:31 yep 23:51:39 they're our ancestors 23:51:45 Oh, cool. 23:52:38 Do they have a well-defined last common ancestor? 23:52:58 "Haskell was made by some really smart guys (with PhDs). Work on Haskell began in 1987 when a committee of researchers got together to design a kick-ass language." 23:53:02 I like this tutorial already. 23:53:10 (Or "concestor", I should say.) 23:53:30 [[I don't have a Mac but I've heard that if you have MacPorts, you can get GHC by doing sudo port install ghc. Also, I think you can do Haskell development with that wacky mouse with one button, although I'm not sure.]] 23:54:59 Warrigal: i think everything has, the question is whether it was a fish 23:56:09 Indeed. 23:56:47 * Warrigal looks up horizontal gene transfer to see if a human can get genes from a dog 23:58:22 Since Wikipedia doesn't say, the answer is yes. 23:59:22 actually i just a moment ago read that tree of life applies cleanly to eukaryotes because they don't have such things 23:59:26 on wp