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04:48:41 <pikhq> You know a game pisses you off when you enable god mode on it, run to an area with infinite dudes coming after you, and start mowing down people.
04:48:45 <pikhq> For an hour.
04:50:01 <GregorR> Sounds like good clean fun to me.
04:53:11 <pikhq> People going 'boom' is not very clean. :p
04:54:28 <pikhq> Especially when that 'boom' is the result of Tau leptons being launched into them in a continuous beam.
04:55:35 <pikhq> (the non-antimatter variety of Tau leptons; don't need the entire *planet* going boom)
04:57:02 <Slereah_> Why would you use tau leptons? Unless you accelerate them at like the speed of light, they'll just blow in your gun
04:57:27 <Slereah_> Also you'd need a collider in your backpack the size of Soviet Russia.
04:58:01 <pikhq> Never played Half-Life?
04:58:22 <Slereah_> I tried, like yesterday
04:58:33 <pikhq> Mmm.
04:58:38 <Slereah_> Then, I found out that I couldn't find where to go after the exit bridge collapsed
04:58:54 <Slereah_> and I was killed by the most insidious enemy of the game so far
04:58:56 <Slereah_> The ladder.
04:59:06 <pikhq> The Tau cannon has a very, very small particle accelerator in it. . .
04:59:12 <pikhq> Oh.
04:59:18 <Slereah_> Head crabs go away in a few swoops of crowbars.
04:59:25 <pikhq> There's a vent in that entry room. . .
04:59:26 <Slereah_> The ladder, I just can't kill it.
04:59:28 <pikhq> Crouch and go through it.
04:59:39 <Slereah_> The room full of head crabs and falling computers?
04:59:42 <Slereah_> I went in
04:59:42 <pikhq> Yeah.
04:59:49 <Slereah_> What am I supposed to do there?
04:59:49 <pikhq> That's the way to go.
05:00:01 <pikhq> There's a door in there that you need to go through, IIRC.
05:00:07 <Slereah_> Oh.
05:00:10 <Slereah_> I'll try that sir.
05:00:28 <pikhq> I'm stuck on the Blasting Pit, myself.
05:00:33 <pikhq> (only started playing last week)
05:01:10 <Slereah_> Heh.
05:01:38 <Slereah_> I wasted quite some time exploring, chatting up and screwing with equipment before the big experiment :D
05:01:49 <Slereah_> But in the first HL, it seems people were grumpy.
05:02:08 <Slereah_> "Weren't you supposed to be in the something something like half an hour ago?"
05:03:03 <pikhq> God mode makes the game very, very amusing to go through, BTW.
05:03:24 <Slereah_> Maybe later
05:03:29 <pikhq> "Hmm. Let's kill the Vortigaunts with a crowbar."
05:03:31 <Slereah_> First, I'll try actually doing it
05:03:46 <pikhq> Yeah.
05:03:49 <Slereah_> Plus, maybe I'll finally get to go to the bar with those security guards
05:03:54 <Slereah_> They all promised to me!
05:04:03 <pikhq> I only use God mode up to where I can get to without it; just kinda cheap, otherwise.
05:04:11 <Slereah_> If I save the universe, I damn expect some free beers
05:04:31 <pikhq> So sorry, but you'll be shot for your efforts. :p
05:05:13 <Slereah_> I doubt it. I have Half Life 2 on some CD.
05:05:27 <Slereah_> I might only have HALF A LIFE LEFT
05:05:36 <Slereah_> But he's still alive for the second part!
05:06:49 <pikhq> True.
05:06:52 <pikhq> (amazingly)
05:07:18 <pikhq> I've died so many times there. . . :p
05:07:20 <Slereah_> Plus, it's a good game to prepare me for the life of a physicist.
05:07:33 <pikhq> No, it's not.
05:07:53 <pikhq> He's a theoretical physicist hired as menial labor; surely you had picked up on that?
05:08:04 <Slereah_> Riding trains in secret underground labs, getting yelled at by an army of scientist clones (one Einstein and one black), hitting aliens with crowbars.
05:08:17 <Slereah_> I picked that up from his wikipedia article
05:08:20 <pikhq> Mmm.
05:08:45 <Slereah_> But if I had that awesome suit, I'd push their goddamn cristal loads all day
05:09:51 <Slereah_> Though I'm wondering
05:09:56 <Slereah_> There's three suits, technically
05:10:01 <Slereah_> Where are the two other guys?
05:10:07 <Slereah_> At home in their underwear?
05:12:18 <pikhq> No idea.
05:12:39 <pikhq> You'll note, if you go back into the locker room, that the two other suits disappeared, though.
05:13:16 <Slereah_> I think they were never there.
05:13:38 <pikhq> Well, then..
05:13:50 <Slereah_> Maybe they're back at tech support?
05:13:51 <pikhq> I guess they took the suits to their dorms?
05:17:00 <Slereah_> What surprised me the most though.
05:17:06 <Slereah_> Is that one of the locker.
05:17:15 <Slereah_> Has ammo clips and the American flag in it.
05:17:28 <pikhq> Hrm.
05:17:32 <Slereah_> You'd think they'd keep crazy rednecks out of top secret research facility.
05:17:54 <pikhq> You'd think, but you'd be wrong.
05:17:58 <Slereah_> Sure, I was glad to find some ammo, but still.
05:18:19 <Slereah_> I was also not sure why the crowbar was lying around.
05:18:30 <Slereah_> It's not the most used tool in a lab.
05:18:39 <Slereah_> Or anywhere, really.
05:20:00 <pikhq> Still, it's the quintessential Half-Life weapon.
05:20:30 <pikhq> And it's a hell of a lot more plausible to find a crowbar than, say, a chainsaw. :p
05:20:53 <Slereah_> Yes, but you know, there's probably a more reasonable weapon to find.
05:21:05 <Slereah_> Like a screwdriver or a hammer or something.
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05:21:27 <Slereah_> Or a big piece of concrete, since he's in that awesome suit.
05:23:16 <oerjan> O_O http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
05:23:32 * pikhq treats it like a headcrab
05:24:11 * Slereah_ read the link as "Mike the headless chick"
05:25:02 <Slereah_> The worst part is that he decided to keep it alive.
05:25:17 <Slereah_> A more merciful individual would just have smashed it with a sledgehammer
05:25:21 <Slereah_> Orpossibly a crowbar.
05:27:06 <pikhq> Make it a headcrab zombie.
05:27:30 <Slereah_> Where would it nest?
05:27:35 <oerjan> We may hope the parts that could feel pain were already gone
05:27:37 <Slereah_> It needs a bodycrab
05:27:51 <Slereah_> Or a pubic crab
05:28:03 <pikhq> According to Wikipedia, the headcrabs don't actually need a full *head*. . .
05:28:35 <pikhq> The Zombines from Half-Life 2, after their headcrabs die or bolt, can be seen headless.
05:28:59 <Slereah_> Maybe the crab ate it D:
05:29:05 <pikhq> Probably.
05:29:25 <pikhq> oerjan: The bird only had a brainstem.
05:34:16 <Slereah_> ...
05:34:21 <Slereah_> I just had an epiphany.
05:34:34 <Slereah_> Is it called Black Mesa because of all the affirmative action going on?
05:34:43 <Slereah_> There's like 20 identical black guys in there.
05:35:48 <oerjan> if they're identical, they must be clones, right?
05:36:02 <Slereah_> All the workers here are clones.
05:36:05 <oerjan> ah
05:36:16 <Slereah_> I think there's only four different guys.
05:36:42 <Slereah_> The security guard, the black scientist, the old scientist, and the other old scientist with Einstein hair
05:36:54 <Slereah_> Plus Gordon Freeman, but I never saw him so far, no mirrors.
05:37:25 <oerjan> so not actually Einstein himself?  there might be some DNA around somewhere...
05:38:05 <Slereah_> Well, there's no need for Einstein when you have Gordon Motherfucking Freeman.
05:38:16 <Slereah_> The manliest of physicists.
05:40:05 <Slereah_> http://macrochan.org/source/Q/H/QHBND2O6B4ZKYRFAMOYNLFPUYMGOCYST.jpeg
05:40:27 <Slereah_> Fact : Gregory House is Gordon Motherfucking Freeman.
05:44:43 <pikhq> Fact: Gordon Freeman owns
05:44:54 <pikhq> With a crowbar, no leass.
05:45:14 <pikhq> Less, even.
05:45:28 <Slereah_> I just can't wait to doom the earth, just so that I can enact my Half Life nerd fantasies.
05:50:18 <Slereah_> It's not you computer scientists who can claim a man's man!
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08:12:13 <augur> :D
08:12:27 <augur> check it out: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6950604815683841321&hl=en
08:12:29 <augur> programming DNA
08:13:05 <Slereah_> I'm already a DNA program.
08:13:22 <Slereah_> Give me some sort of infinite memory and infinite life, and I'll compute stuff!
08:13:26 <Slereah_> Also infinite interest.
08:13:43 <augur> wheres the command line so i can kill your process
08:14:09 <augur> $ kill Slereah_
08:14:15 <augur> work damn you work!
08:15:37 <Slereah_> ERROR, ERROR
08:15:40 <Slereah_> FUCK YOUUUUUU
08:15:46 <Slereah_> Beep boop
08:15:51 <Slereah_> EX-TER-MI-NATE
08:15:57 <augur> oh noes!
08:16:01 <augur> GENESIS OF THE DALEKS!?
08:16:06 <augur> WOE IS ME
08:16:18 <Slereah_> Except I don't look like a giant marital aid.
08:16:34 <augur> you're right, you don't look like one
08:16:36 <augur> you ARE one
08:16:39 <augur> ooooh burn
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08:27:21 <olsner> "marital aid"?
08:28:15 <Slereah_> A dildo.
08:28:22 <Slereah_> A RUBBER DONG
08:28:50 <olsner> WOE IS YOU
08:29:17 <Slereah_> I can feel the woe!
08:29:29 <Slereah_> Hello Iskr. We were just discussing... programming.
08:30:02 <olsner> yes, programming... just programming
08:30:12 * olsner whistles innocently
08:30:55 <Iskr> yes programming a plc for vibrating dildos
08:47:48 <augur> good night everyone!
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14:49:18 <Slereah-> It seems the secret was to climb a giant computer to an air duct.
14:49:30 <Slereah-> Damn you Half Life and your lack of imagination.
14:49:54 <ehird{> Slereah-: have you played IWTBG?
14:50:43 <Slereah-> Wot?
14:51:32 <Slereah-> Oh, I want To be the guy ?
14:51:44 <ehird{> Slereah-: Yes.
14:52:11 <Slereah-> No.
14:52:44 <ehird{> Slereah-: The fucking clouds and spikes, they kill me. :3
14:53:59 <Slereah-> Isn't that the staple of most old style plateform games?
14:54:09 <ehird{> Slereah-: Yeah, but this part is crazy
14:54:13 <Slereah-> "Don't touch water, for it is made of acid fire!"
14:54:33 <Slereah-> "Don't touch the walls, they're laced with razor blade and cyanide!"
14:55:42 <Slereah-> You'd think that as technology got better, they'd stop feeling the need to use artificial ways of limiting your movement
14:56:35 <ehird{> GAME OVER
14:56:38 <ehird{> PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN
14:57:19 <Slereah-> Wait, I think I recognize the intro music
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14:58:09 <Slereah-> Oh, it's going to be a bunch of intro parodies
15:00:10 <ehird{> Slereah-: haha are you playing it
15:00:24 <ehird{> Slereah-: PROTIP: set the difficulty to medium. It gives you a pink ribbon but it gives you wuss-save-points.
15:00:49 <Slereah-> I actually did
15:01:04 <Slereah-> But for some reason, I can't get past the first step
15:01:09 <Slereah-> JUMP THE MAN, JUMP!
15:02:15 <Slereah-> Is it actually possible to finish this game?
15:02:21 <Slereah-> Or begin, more accurately
15:05:43 <Slereah-> Fuck that shit.
15:06:02 <ehird{> Slereah-: yes
15:06:03 <ehird{> it is
15:06:05 <ehird{> Slereah-: what problem are you having
15:06:08 <ehird{> shift = jump
15:06:09 <ehird{> z = shoot
15:06:20 <Judofyr> have you guys seen blimlimb?
15:06:27 <Judofyr> http://hackety.org/2008/05/16/blimlimb.html
15:06:32 <ehird{> Slereah-: hat's your problem?
15:06:32 <Slereah-> ehird{ : A giant spiked grid is crushing me limb to limb at the speed of light
15:06:40 <ehird{> Slereah-: Oh.
15:06:43 <ehird{> Slereah-: Go to the right.
15:06:45 <ehird{> And the left.
15:06:45 <ehird{> etc.
15:06:47 <ehird{> It stops at one point
15:06:55 <ehird{> just don't stop going to the right when you drop down
15:07:05 <Slereah-> Can you actually get there before the crushing?
15:07:08 <ehird{> Slereah-: Yes.
15:07:13 <ehird{> Slereah-: Just hold down right before walking off.
15:07:36 <ehird{> Slereah-: Don't jump off
15:08:17 <Slereah-> Oh right, it stops before the end.
15:08:44 <ehird{> Slereah-: Oh and to use the WUSS/SAVE point shoot it
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15:09:03 <ehird{> It'll light up.
15:09:29 <Slereah-> I'd love to, but there's a sneaky spike that got me from behind!
15:09:51 <ehird{> Slereah-: Oh, that.
15:09:56 <ehird{> Slereah-: Hint - Don't land directly on the last floor.
15:10:01 <ehird{> Slereah-: Your double jump skillz come in handy here.
15:10:11 <Slereah-> What is this, Battletoad?
15:10:25 <Slereah-> I don't play games just because they're horribly hard and frustrating.
15:10:32 <ehird{> Slereah-: Oh, don't worry. It's not.
15:10:37 <ehird{> Slereah-: the levels are very well designed.
15:10:49 <ehird{> Slereah-: It actually stops being frustrating just because dying is so common
15:10:55 <Slereah-> Does that invalidate anything I said? :o
15:11:00 <ehird{> Slereah-: But yeah, there's a lot of thought put into it. It's just a bitch at first.
15:11:08 <ehird{> Slereah-: And yes -- it isn't just being hard for the hell of it
15:11:42 <ehird{> Slereah-: Oh, by the way, after the wuss point ... Watch out for that last stpe
15:11:44 <ehird{> *step
15:12:02 <ehird{> But don't worry, dying puts you back at your wuss poitn
15:12:30 <Slereah-> Nah, I'm good.
15:12:40 <ehird{> Slereah-: Hahahaha, have you stepped off yet?
15:12:44 <ehird{> I don't think GOOD comes in to it..
15:12:48 <ehird{> Nobody will get that first time
15:12:55 <Slereah-> I've got exams in two days, I don't really want to play.
15:13:02 <ehird{> Oh.
15:13:03 <ehird{> :P
15:13:09 <ehird{> IT WILL RELIEVE ALL YOUR STRESS!
15:13:11 <ehird{> Wait no it won't
15:13:55 <Slereah-> That's what porn and adventure games are for.
15:15:59 <Slereah-> Adventure games are the opposite of a giant slab of spiky metal crushing you.
15:16:20 <Slereah-> You can just chillax as there's no time requirement
15:17:15 <Slereah-> Plus, it has lulz.
15:18:53 <ehird{> Slereah-: Oh hai, you've never played space quest V
15:19:04 <ehird{> TIME POLICE, ZOMBIES, AND ROBOTS. THEY'RE ALL OUT TO FUCKING GET YOU AND YOU SHOULD HIDE BEHIND SOMETHING **NOW**
15:21:10 <Slereah-> Well, I'm not stupid enough to play Sierra games!
15:21:43 <Slereah-> Also Space Quest 6 had one of the best song of all video games.
15:21:43 <ehird{> Slereah-: :-)
15:27:21 <Slereah-> http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fortune_cookies.png
16:02:13 <ehird{> yer back to the lovely "Mine is bigger than yours" issue, and the idiots still ain't learned a damn thing about shit under shit "underwear"
16:02:16 <ehird{>     -- PoppaVic
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16:38:58 <ehird{> anyone?
16:39:02 <ehird{> re: root nomic
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17:52:35 <Slereah> I pull a lever for some sort of elevator, and a shower of headcrabs?
17:52:45 <Slereah> How the fuck does that even work out?
17:52:51 <Slereah> Make me believe, Half Life!
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19:13:52 <ehird{> Slereah_: CAKE
19:13:53 <ehird{> NOW
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19:15:06 <ehird{> Slereah_: CAKE
19:15:07 <ehird{> NOW
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19:28:24 <Slereah> o
19:28:26 <Slereah> Here is a cake.
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19:32:02 <ehird{> Slereah: cake challengw
19:32:03 <ehird{> now
19:32:32 <Slereah> I will sleep soon enough, ehird{
19:32:37 <Slereah> Make something up!
19:33:05 <ehird{> no
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19:35:34 <Slereah-> ______________
19:35:36 <Slereah-> .
19:35:38 <Slereah->       |
19:35:40 <Slereah->       |
19:35:42 <Slereah-> o-    |     o
19:35:52 <Slereah-> YOU HAVE A PORTAL GUN
19:35:53 <Slereah-> WHAT DO YOU DO?
19:36:24 <olsner> I /kick Slereah- and go buy myself a nice cake :P
19:36:28 <Slereah-> If you also have a better connection, I'll take it.
19:36:35 <Slereah-> Hey, blame ehird{.
19:37:05 <ehird{> ooh
19:37:08 <ehird{> hmm
19:37:16 <ehird{> I shoot a portal above the cake
19:37:19 <ehird{> And then below meeeee
19:37:57 <Slereah-> ______________
19:38:02 <Slereah-> .
19:38:04 <Slereah->       |
19:38:06 <Slereah->       |
19:38:14 * ehird{ gulps
19:38:15 <Slereah-> o-    |     o
19:38:20 <ehird{> Lul whut
19:38:21 <Slereah-> _
19:38:29 <Slereah-> I hope you have colors.
19:38:34 <ehird{> Slereah-: BELOW ME as in I FALL INTO IT. And no, I don't.
19:38:38 <ehird{> Slereah-: #esoteric is +c
19:38:41 <ehird{> nobody can see coluors in here
19:38:43 <Slereah-> ...
19:38:47 <ehird{> they're stripped on send
19:38:58 <Slereah-> Why did I do colors for all my cake challenges!
19:39:11 <ehird{> Slereah-: ... Oh wow.
19:39:20 <ehird{> Slereah-: You've got to show us screenies sometime
19:39:22 <Slereah-> I can just do them on fucking notepad.
19:39:33 <Slereah-> Well, the logs don't keep colors.
19:40:02 <ehird{> Slereah-: Yours do
19:40:36 <Slereah-> Here's a hint : you're red
19:40:40 <Slereah-> The cake is blue
19:40:45 <Slereah-> The lion is orange.
19:40:52 <ehird{> Slereah-: ... The .. . lion now?
19:41:01 <ehird{> Wher.
19:41:04 <ehird{> Slereah-: and
19:41:09 <ehird{> why didn't I fall into the portal
19:41:16 <Slereah-> Just a minute
19:41:21 <Slereah-> I'm doing it on notepad
19:41:24 <Slereah-> Fuck colors.
19:43:55 <Slereah-> ______________
19:43:55 <Slereah-> .           @
19:43:55 <Slereah->       |
19:43:55 <Slereah-> o     |     o
19:43:55 <Slereah-> ______________
19:43:55 <Slereah-> .           @
19:43:57 <Slereah->       |
19:43:59 <Slereah->       |
19:44:01 <ehird{> Slereah-: wtf
19:44:01 <Slereah-> o     |     o
19:44:03 <Slereah-> |
19:44:05 <Slereah-> @
19:44:07 <Slereah-> ______________
19:44:09 <Slereah-> .           @
19:44:11 <Slereah->       |     o-
19:44:13 <Slereah->       |
19:44:15 <Slereah->       |     o
19:44:17 <Slereah-> @
19:44:19 <Slereah-> ______________
19:44:21 <Slereah-> .           @
19:44:23 <Slereah->       |
19:44:25 <Slereah->       |     o-
19:44:27 <Slereah->       |     o
19:44:29 <Slereah-> @
19:44:31 <Slereah-> ______________
19:44:33 <Slereah-> .           @
19:44:35 <Slereah->       |
19:44:37 <Slereah->       |
19:44:39 <Slereah->       |     o SPLOF
19:44:41 <Slereah-> @
19:44:43 <Slereah-> YOU FELL ON THE CAKE
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19:45:42 <Slereah-> It are less pretties without colors.
19:45:54 <ehird{> Slereah-: Awww, I don't wanna fall on it
19:46:10 <Slereah-> Aren't you aroused?
19:46:29 <ehird{> Slereah-: No
19:47:18 <Slereah-> Neurotoxin gas.
19:47:21 <Slereah-> Everybody dies.
19:47:25 <Slereah-> I'm going to sleep.
19:48:00 <ehird{> Slereah-: WAIT
19:48:02 <ehird{> Slereah-: Give me a cake first.
19:48:06 <ehird{> Just like that
19:48:12 <Slereah-> o
19:48:16 <Slereah-> It's a cake.
19:48:20 <ehird{> Slereah-: Is it delicious
19:48:48 <ehird{> IT IT DELICIOUS SLEREAH
19:48:50 <ehird{> IS
19:49:06 <Slereah-> Yes.
19:49:13 <Slereah-> It's so delicious and moist.
19:49:14 <ehird{> Slereah-: I eat it.
19:54:14 <oklofok> i'm taking my pants off
19:54:46 <ehird{> oklofok: pics
19:58:56 <oklofok> my gf is reading a book naked next to me, would that be better?
19:59:05 <SimonRC> uh
19:59:09 <SimonRC> bah
19:59:20 <SimonRC> you and your having-a-girfriend
19:59:56 <ehird{> INVISIBLE WEBCAM
19:59:57 <ehird{> :-P
20:07:30 <oklofok> i like telling mentioning her as often as possible on channels where nerd percentage is great
20:07:35 <oklofok> *-telling
20:09:35 <SimonRC> bah
20:09:42 <SimonRC> where did you meet?
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20:12:09 <oklofok> SimonRC: i asked her if she wanted some noodles, and she came
20:12:32 <SimonRC> uh
20:12:47 * SimonRC recommends that oklofok re-read that sentance
20:12:54 <oklofok> was seeing a friend of mine back then, and we're kinda keeping it secret now, so it's pretty stupid of me to mention her on a publicly logged channel :D
20:13:23 <SimonRC> secret in case the friend get jelous?
20:13:42 <oklofok> yes, jelosity is the worst
20:14:41 <SimonRC> mwahaha, blackmail
20:15:27 <SimonRC> unfortunately, I don't meet enough girls
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21:29:51 <SimonRC> hi
21:46:12 <Sgeo> Hi
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22:59:49 <oklofok> o
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23:14:52 <ehird{> RodgerTheGreat: FRANK@SHOEMAKER@WOULD@CALL@THIS@NOISE
23:14:56 <ehird{> first part of the fermilab fax
23:15:19 <RodgerTheGreat> how was it decoded?
23:15:58 <ehird{> RodgerTheGreat: http://www.jgc.org/blog/2008/05/breaking-fermilab-code.html
23:16:06 <ehird{> oh and the last segment
23:16:07 <ehird{> EMPLOYEE@NUMBER@BASSE@SIXTEEN
23:16:10 <ehird{> the middle is as of yet undecoded
23:16:33 <RodgerTheGreat> neat
23:17:04 <Sgeo> What's the fermilab code?
23:17:08 <Sgeo> Can't click links now
23:18:01 <ehird{> Sgeo: A fax sent to fermilab out of the blue.
23:20:01 <RodgerTheGreat> basically, a huge block of ||, | and ||| (which I am quite disappointed to discover is in no way a huffman-encoded message with the key stored in the next thing), a strange set of what appear to be hex digits and odd symbols, and then another block with just | and ||.
23:23:14 <RodgerTheGreat> I think the author of that article is off his rocker if he thinks 12 bytes worth of hex is something meaningful in assembly
23:23:34 <RodgerTheGreat> but, the solution remains to be seen
23:24:04 <Sgeo> Is there any chance that if it's not solved, the original sender will send the solution?
23:24:18 <RodgerTheGreat> maybe, but somewhat unlikely
23:24:51 <RodgerTheGreat> Sgeo: want me to try to find a text version of the puzzle and paste it to you, or would you rather just look it up later?
23:25:19 <Sgeo> I'll look it up latwer
23:25:34 <ehird{> <Sgeo> Is there any chance that if it's not solved, the original sender will send the solution?
23:25:39 <ehird{> no code trickster does THAT
23:25:49 <ehird{> that's >lame<
23:26:13 <RodgerTheGreat> yeah, unless they're so off it's hysterical
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23:50:59 <SimonRC> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
23:51:48 <ihope> Humpty Dumpty.
23:53:37 <ehird{> Had a great fall.
23:54:02 <oerjan> It was the snake's fault.
23:59:30 <oerjan> And what _were_ the horses doing in that place anyhow?  It's suspicious, I tell you!