00:04:22 -!- evincar has joined. 00:04:33 Back. 00:04:51 ha 00:05:01 that hp 48 has been bid up to $150 00:05:11 No shit. 00:05:24 In the twenty-odd minutes I've been gone? 00:07:08 Did I miss anything exciting? 00:07:34 Yes. 00:07:37 what? 00:07:47 We had an orgy, bsmntbombdood. 00:07:49 forgotten already? 00:07:53 damn :( 00:08:05 Goodness! I could have brought punch. 00:08:32 bsmntbombdood, it must not have been that good if you don't remember it, eh? 00:08:37 So I shouldn't be too disappointed. 00:08:39 i wasn't here 00:08:48 Aw. 00:09:19 * evincar becomes the incredible sulk 00:09:38 evincar: Let's have another orgy! 00:09:41 Just the two of us. Err... 00:10:02 Um. 00:10:07 I think there's a word for that. 00:10:14 It might be called "sex", iirc. 00:10:26 evincar: NO YOU SEE IT'S AN ORGY 00:10:28 BUT WITH TWO PEOPLE 00:10:32 AM I RIGHT? 00:10:43 Oh, okay. 00:10:46 I was mistaken. 00:10:57 () <==== 00:11:01 ()<==== 00:11:04 (<==== 00:11:07 (==== 00:11:09 (=== 00:11:11 (== 00:11:12 (= 00:11:14 (= 00:11:14 Lmao. 00:11:15 () 00:11:17 Uh oh. 00:11:39 I think you might want to get that removed. 00:11:46 And give it back to me asap. 00:11:47 8===D (_(__| 00:12:06 Slereah: Much better. 00:12:14 Except... 00:12:36 If it really looks like a long emoticon, we should probably get some cosmetic help, now shouldn't we? 00:12:52 Oh my god. 00:12:53 what about this? http://membres.lycos.fr/bewulf/Divers/ASCII%20PORN.txt 00:12:58 I just thought of the best internet meme. 00:13:41 We just need a photo of a penis from the top. Then we draw an ascii penis over it. 00:13:46 Genius, if I do say so myself. 00:14:03 evincar: You win 00:14:20 I don't think I really want to be the lucky guy. 00:14:35 http://www.legorobotcomics.com/comics/49.jpg 00:14:41 I'm reserving that meme for future use, though. 00:14:43 Something resembling this? 00:15:05 Except the other way around, Slereah. 00:19:25 evincar, come into #ircnomic and vote FOR fairer-deal ? 00:20:14 Sgeo: he won't. probably. 00:20:20 Slereah? 00:20:31 -!- matthew__ has joined. 00:21:00 Sgeo : ehird_ no likes me in nomic :( 00:21:14 What is it? 00:21:50 -!- matthew__ has changed nick to revcompgeek. 00:21:51 It's a proposal ehird_ and myself both want passed, but it's failing quorum 00:22:05 Sgeo: and comex 00:22:08 and comex is an agoran 00:22:11 he should know what a good proposal is! 00:22:57 * pikhq nods 00:23:22 pikhq: You too! I'll even give you a point if you FOR. 00:34:55 http://cgi.ebay.com/Hewlett-Packard-HP-12c-Scientific-Calculator-BRAZIL_W0QQitemZ150239149291QQcmdZViewItem 00:35:00 that still has a good price 00:38:20 not just any calcultor, but from brazil! 00:43:10 I'm outta here. 00:43:12 -!- evincar has quit ("ChatZilla 0.9.81 [Firefox 2.0.0.14/2008040413]"). 01:24:41 -!- Corun has quit ("This computer has gone to sleep"). 01:26:15 -!- sebbu has quit ("@+"). 01:39:44 ehird: TMCB on wiki 01:43:36 revcompgeek: link 01:44:40 http://esolangs.org/wiki/TMCB 01:46:39 revcompgeek: That's not very interesting :P 01:46:45 ? 01:46:46 Bitter after my {name} suggestion? :P 01:46:58 thats what that is! 01:47:19 i was going to use () but then it would have made lisp people mad 01:48:15 :) 01:48:51 Bye for today! :) 01:49:03 bey 01:49:11 bye :( 01:49:14 -!- ehird_ has quit (Remote closed the connection). 01:57:47 -!- Deformative has changed nick to MickMcMack. 02:11:14 -!- Sgeo has changed nick to Banker. 02:11:25 -!- Banker has changed nick to Sgeo. 02:14:42 -!- Sgeo has changed nick to Banker. 02:14:54 -!- Banker has changed nick to Sgeo. 02:20:44 -!- MickMcMack has changed nick to Deformative. 02:37:49 Error in TMCB spec revcompgeek 02:38:02 Where does it say that {= fjr 89} is illegal? 03:14:16 -!- revcompgeek has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 03:15:58 -!- revcompgeek has joined. 03:21:36 Sal'... 04:08:56 -!- revcompgeek has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 04:16:05 -!- pikhq has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 04:18:24 -!- calamari has joined. 04:21:00 Hi calamari 04:21:19 hi 04:21:51 something is wrong with my monospace font.. afk, can't read this :) 04:22:30 ehh, I'll suffer for a sec 04:22:33 http://orto.accelart.jp/samples/Xetris/Xetris-en.html 04:23:09 Java VM in Javascript.. but i guess Gregor beat them to it with his JS project 04:34:13 I made a BF 2 JS compiler, but I couldn't figure out how to get a keyboard buffer working .. my blocking on , was killing the browser 04:34:30 so I made a lame popup instead :( 04:56:17 -!- Judofyr has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 04:56:47 -!- Judofyr has joined. 05:04:55 whew, much better 06:02:06 -!- Sgeo has quit ("Ex-Chat"). 06:15:56 -!- GreaseMonkey has joined. 07:59:59 -!- clog has quit (ended). 08:00:00 -!- clog has joined. 08:09:53 -!- oklopol has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 08:10:11 -!- oklopol has joined. 08:14:54 -!- Quendus has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 08:36:57 -!- Quendus has joined. 09:10:43 -!- Iskr has joined. 09:35:11 -!- Corun has joined. 10:22:53 -!- oklopol has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 10:24:07 -!- GreaseMonkey has quit ("Unisex."). 10:32:18 -!- calamari has quit ("Leaving"). 10:49:33 -!- oklofok has joined. 11:02:29 -!- oklopol has joined. 11:08:37 -!- oklofok has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 11:24:53 -!- oklopol has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 11:27:21 -!- oklopol has joined. 11:54:52 -!- sebbu has joined. 12:40:04 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 12:59:59 -!- sebbu has quit (Success). 13:12:19 -!- oklopol has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 13:40:44 -!- ehird has joined. 13:42:29 -!- ehird_ has joined. 13:42:29 -!- ehird has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 13:43:47 -!- ehird has joined. 13:43:48 -!- ehird_ has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 13:44:13 so, in case anyone's interested: 13:44:15 it crashes on console too 13:44:26 I ran emacs on a file and there were a few linebreaks then a solid cursor blinking 13:44:28 and it hung 13:47:47 -!- ehird_ has joined. 13:47:47 -!- ehird has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 13:47:52 Eh. 13:50:53 -!- ehird_ has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 13:52:45 -!- Judofyr has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 13:53:13 -!- Judofyr has joined. 13:54:54 -!- ehird has joined. 14:05:36 so ais523, if you're reading this 14:05:42 i think what INTERCAL needs to boost its popularity is a rap song 14:05:44 okay? 14:17:29 -!- jix has joined. 14:26:05 -!- oklopol has joined. 14:28:52 -!- Corun has quit ("Leaving"). 14:38:45 -!- pikhq has joined. 14:41:19 -!- Corun has joined. 17:10:09 -!- Corun has changed nick to MrsCorun. 17:13:14 MrsCorun: *Mrs*Corun? 17:13:25 Interesting choice of name 17:13:39 Esoteric, one might say 17:14:00 *rimshot* 17:15:19 O_o 17:15:57 -!- MrsCorun has changed nick to Corun. 17:18:42 Corun: u woman? 17:18:48 Nope. 17:19:04 darn 17:19:10 Heh 17:22:23 Are you a trap? :o 17:23:17 The cake is a lie. 17:24:15 You -> o | o <- Delicious cake 17:24:20 What do you do? 17:24:29 You -> o | o <- Delicious cake 17:24:31 Thar 17:24:35 Wait 17:24:40 You -> o | o <- Delicious cake 17:24:44 There we go 17:24:50 What do you do? 17:25:06 Go east. 17:25:41 You ->o | o <- Delicious cake 17:25:53 YOU ARE NO CLOSER TO THE CAKE 17:26:02 That was maybe the wrong way to go, then. 17:26:27 You -> o| o <- Delicious cake 17:26:33 You encounter a wall. 17:26:43 What do you do? 17:27:01 Inventory? 17:27:46 A box of matches. A bandana. And a clothehanger. 17:28:03 \forall x \in inventory, y \in inventory: apply x to y. 17:28:31 Your bandana is on fire. 17:28:44 Burn down the wall 17:29:21 "Oh no, now Billy has caught fire!" 17:29:35 Restart 17:29:36 THE WALL DOES NOT BURN 17:29:43 BECAUSE IT IS A WALL 17:29:52 You -> o | o <- Delicious cake 17:30:06 jump 17:31:11 You -> o 17:31:20 | o <- Delicious cake 17:31:29 You -> o | o <- Delicious cake 17:31:47 go east 17:32:02 You -> o| o <- Delicious cake 17:32:31 fashion a pickaxe out of the coathanger 17:32:51 Does not compute. 17:33:03 jump over wall 17:33:22 You -> o 17:33:32 Slereah: Restart 17:33:35 NOOO! 17:33:35 Jump left 17:33:36 | o <- Delicious cake 17:33:40 Flamethrower 17:33:41 You -> o 17:33:43 | o <- Delicious cake 17:33:46 Reopen 17:33:47 Duck 17:33:48 You -> o 17:33:49 | o <- Delicious cake 17:33:51 Shoot missile at Duck 17:33:53 You -> o 17:33:54 Drop down 17:33:55 | o <- Delicious cake 17:33:56 Die 17:33:58 Shoot missle 17:34:00 Collect cake 17:34:00 You -> o 17:34:01 Eat cake 17:34:03 | o <- Delicious cake 17:34:06 Win 17:34:11 You -> o 17:34:12 | o <- Delicious cake 17:34:27 |o o <- Delicious cake 17:34:28 go east; examine cake; 17:34:35 Slereah: RESTART 17:34:36 | o <- Delicious cake 17:34:49 o AAAAAAAH 17:34:53 o AAAAAAAH 17:34:53 o AAAAAAAH 17:34:54 o AAAAAAAH 17:34:54 o AAAAAAAH 17:34:55 Slereah: Restart 17:35:04 Corun: I know what I'm doing. plz let me try. 17:35:12 You -> o | o <- Delicious cake 17:35:15 Ok, but I get half the winning cake 17:35:33 (I'll drop the signs) 17:35:44 o | o 17:36:20 Corun: Sure. 17:36:25 Slereah: Okay. So we've started. 17:36:30 Equip flamethrowser. 17:36:34 *flamethrower 17:36:39 You do not have a flamethrower. 17:36:51 Get flamethrower from hammerspace 17:37:16 ehird wants to cheat his way to the delicious cake. 17:37:21 Okay, forget that. 17:37:23 I have a better idea. 17:37:25 List inventory 17:37:42 A box of matches. A bandana. A clothanger. 17:38:33 Put match in bandada. Put matchdana by the wall. 17:38:48 Your bandana is on fire. 17:38:54 The wall does not burn. 17:38:57 For it is a wall. 17:39:08 HE DIDN'T LIGHT THE MATCH 17:39:12 Corun: EXACTLY 17:39:19 :-) 17:39:23 Slereah: I didn't light it! 17:39:39 The matchdana does nothing. 17:39:49 Slereah: Okay. 17:39:50 WHAT DO YOU DO NOW 17:39:53 What is to the <--- of me? 17:39:58 Just look, don't go. 17:40:30 >:3 o | o 17:40:39 JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION 17:40:46 FUCK. 17:40:48 BURN IT! 17:40:53 Corun: Noooo! 17:40:58 Oh, sorry. 17:40:59 Slereah: kill lion with coathanger. 17:41:03 Wrap it around its penis. 17:41:10 While it is distracted, eat its face. 17:41:16 Then throw it over the wall. 17:41:23 It'll eat the cake tho! 17:41:27 Corun: It's ... dead. 17:41:28 >:3?o | o 17:41:33 >:3?o | o 17:41:37 Means I. 17:41:39 If it wasn't dead when we ate its face, it will be over the wall. 17:41:49 >:3 | o 17:41:56 You are eaten by an lion. 17:42:01 Slereah: Oh, wait. 17:42:04 Restart, look <--- 17:42:06 BURN ITS INSIDES 17:42:21 o | o 17:42:28 Slereah: Yeah, yeah, and we see a lion. 17:42:28 Okay. 17:42:31 Get in the car. 17:42:35 >:3 o | o 17:42:56 HOW CAN YOU GET IN THE CAR IF YOU HAVE NO MOUTH 17:43:03 Slereah: Very easily 17:43:06 Get in the jar. 17:43:07 -!- oklopol has quit (Connection timed out). 17:43:08 err. 17:43:11 car, but jar will work 17:44:27 There is no car. 17:44:40 >:3 o | o 17:44:50 THINK FAST, THE GRUE IS GETTING CLOSER 17:44:52 Slereah: Set fire to lion. It dies. 17:45:06 However, DO NOT LET THE LION'S FIRE POUR OUT. 17:45:07 Err 17:45:09 Not pour 17:45:09 GO 17:45:11 okay 17:45:15 so just update me, when it's dead, and on fire. 17:45:18 What, you want to set a lion on fire with matches? 17:45:26 Slereah: No. 17:45:38 Set matches alight, put in bandana, put bandana over lion's head. 17:45:44 That should do it pretty quickly. 17:45:49 (You throw it on, not go up to him obviously) 17:46:40 e o | o 17:46:43 Oops 17:46:51 Slereah: Is that a lion on fire? 17:46:59 Well, I can't represent the lion running the other way around. 17:47:07 I don't have epsilons 17:47:08 Heh 17:47:15 Slereah: Ah. So is it basically harmless now? 17:47:18 o | o 17:47:18 i.e. dying like hell 17:47:22 Let's say it is 17:47:30 ∍ 17:47:34 Slereah: Okay. Grab the lion. 17:47:35 ∃ 17:47:37 BUT YOU STILL ARE NO CLOSER TO DELICIOUS CAKE 17:47:38 Make sure it is DEAD 17:47:41 And throw it over the wall. 17:47:49 (it is dead so it will not be able to eat the cake.) 17:48:35 >X3 17:48:37 o| o 17:48:43 Heh 17:48:44 >X3 17:48:46 o| o 17:49:00 o|>X3 o 17:49:18 o| o 17:49:20 >X3 17:49:24 Nooooooo 17:49:28 Slereah: I assume there is a platform somewhere. 17:49:30 Right? 17:49:36 Okay, wait, undo last action. 17:49:42 o| o 17:49:48 Do it, but while you throw the lion, throw it a little further, just enough to land kinda near the cake BUT NOT ON IT 17:49:49 and... 17:49:51 GRAB ON TO IT 17:49:52 AND GO WITH IT 17:50:04 Then, when the lion gets close to the cake 17:50:08 jump on to the cake, lightly 17:50:08 Bare in min that that makes no sense 17:50:18 Then, eat the delicious cake. 17:50:22 You want to throw the lion so hard that it will take you away? 17:50:30 That makes _NO SENSE_ 17:50:39 Slereah: Yes 17:50:42 add a little jump if you want 17:50:46 but yes 17:50:51 Maybe you can do like Munchausen, just lift you by your ponytail. 17:51:08 Slereah: Whatever. Just do it. 17:51:31 It does not work. 17:51:39 Slereah: What happens? 17:51:52 You are not magically lifted by the lion throwing. 17:52:20 Slereah: That's why you do one of the epic jumps that we did before. 17:52:21 While throwing it 17:52:36 Slereah: Oh, and to hold on 17:52:39 attach the clothes hanger 17:52:43 and hang on to it 17:53:52 You do not deserve delicious cake with such ideas. 17:54:12 Slereah: That doesn't mean you are not commanded to do what I said 17:54:18 Corun: if this doesn't work let's collaborate :P 17:54:30 Hehe 17:54:37 ... 17:54:54 : :<| o 17:55:05 You are eaten by a grue. 17:55:08 Slereah: Okay, restart. 17:55:11 Corun: COLLABORATIME 17:55:25 ROCK FALLS, EVERYONE DIE! 17:55:28 Corun: You go first 17:55:32 o | o 17:55:38 Ok. I think... look up 17:56:12 . <- this dot is here because I cannot send empty space 17:56:14 o | o 17:57:02 Slereah: Look down 17:57:40 o | o 17:57:49 ------- ----- 17:57:53 Slereah: WRONG 17:57:57 there isn't floor on the other side 17:57:58 oh wit 17:58:00 there's only ONE gap 17:58:03 Corun: okay, your turn! 17:58:17 Okay! 17:58:30 Guys. 17:58:42 Mmm? 17:58:43 Is this the first IRP game program? :o 17:59:13 Slereah: Yep. 17:59:20 It's epic! 17:59:33 but not the fisrt irc game 17:59:35 but it's the best :p 17:59:43 Corun: Wait 17:59:49 Well, it is just another one of those cake challenges from 4chan. 17:59:51 can't we knock down the wall -- somehow -- and make it cove rup the blank space? 17:59:55 Slereah: But on IRC. 17:59:57 Although without pix. 18:00:10 Examine the strength of the wall 18:00:34 http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5b/Deliciouscake.png 18:00:55 o| o 18:00:59 It is made of bricks. 18:01:44 Any holes? 18:02:06 It's a stroke, it shouldn't have any! 18:03:41 Push the wall, as hard as I can 18:04:10 o | o 18:04:15 o | o 18:04:18 o | o 18:04:22 o | o 18:04:27 o | o 18:04:52 >>>o | o 18:05:03 >>>o | o 18:05:20 o| o 18:05:26 x| o 18:05:36 Your skull was not stronger than bricks. 18:05:44 I didn't want to push with my skull 18:05:58 I didn't want to take a run up, either :-P 18:06:00 Help, ehird :-P 18:06:39 Corun: Undo 18:06:53 should work 18:07:04 o | o 18:07:52 Slereah: not restart 18:07:53 UNDO 18:08:08 o| o 18:08:30 kick the wall in a non-life-threatening way 18:08:48 o-| o 18:08:52 o| o 18:09:20 >:3 o| o 18:09:23 FUCK! 18:09:26 Oh-oh. 18:09:38 Matches + bandana -> lion head 18:09:45 Then climb on top of the wall 18:09:48 >X3 o| o 18:09:51 YOU MONSTER 18:09:54 MURDERER! 18:10:29 o 18:10:32 Oops 18:10:38 o 18:10:47 | o 18:11:01 How far can we jump? 18:11:16 Matches + bandana -> lion head <-- I love the credit I'm getting 18:11:27 Hehe 18:11:33 Your turn then :-P 18:11:43 Corun: he didn't answer yet 18:11:47 I know 18:12:36 [18:32] jump over wall 18:12:36 [18:33] You -> o 18:12:36 [18:33] | o <- Delicious cake 18:12:36 [18:33]