00:02:56 haha perl regexp's are fun 00:03:04 matches palindromes: /^\W*(?:((.)\W*(?1)\W*\2|)|((.)\W*(?3)\W*\4|\W*.\W*))\W*$/i 00:03:15 matches a well-formed infix arithmetic expression: /^(\d+|\((?1)([+*-])(?1)\)|-(?1))$/ 00:04:31 bleh 00:04:42 bleh what 00:05:08 a cop talking about another cop who died: "i pride myself on being a logical man, but i can't figure out why he died. the only thing i can come up with is that god had some different plan for him." 00:05:22 so much for being a logical man 00:05:30 i love the "god has a plan for X" arguments 00:05:32 it's comedy gold 00:06:07 -!- puzzlet_ has joined. 00:07:23 -!- SomeGuyAtHome has joined. 00:08:01 (god has a special plan for YOUR MOM) 00:08:06 oh how hilarious i am 00:09:14 ehird`: i take it you're not too religious? 00:09:28 oklopol: atheist 00:09:52 and also completely unspiritual 00:10:54 likewise 00:11:30 ... you can be atheist and spiritual? 00:11:33 VERILY 00:11:35 GregorR: yes 00:11:42 GregorR: yes 00:11:46 GregorR: most new age-y people 00:12:05 i'm not sure what the exact meaning of "atheist" is 00:12:11 it works with both commonly used definitions of atheist: no god and no religious beliefs 00:12:18 i want an oed 00:12:20 yeah 00:12:24 me too 00:12:26 the real definition of it is basically "no god" 00:12:32 however when i say i am an atheist 00:12:38 i imply that i'm not, say, a buddhist either 00:13:07 this is obvious because if i was a buddhist i'd be meditating over the meaning of the word "atheist" and not talking online ;) 00:13:28 i never believed in a god, sometimes i don't even believe in past 00:13:31 it means lacking a theist belief 00:13:37 the present seems to exist 00:13:45 believe in past? 00:13:46 SomeGuyAtHome: /nick SomeCaptainObvious 00:13:46 wtf? 00:13:58 well when people say things like "sixties" 00:13:59 bsmntbombdood: spotlight of time belief thing 00:14:01 i.e. 00:14:08 What Gregor does instead of having silly religious debates is post this URL: http://www.codu.org/blog/?comment=20070628191650 00:14:09 "there is no time line, there is just the present, which morphs" 00:14:12 And then walk away :P 00:14:52 i'm an atheist because i don't claim myself to be a Santa Claus agnostic 00:14:55 nor a Tooth Fairy agnostic 00:15:03 indeed, not a Celestial Teapot agnostic 00:15:07 so why a God agnostic? 00:15:21 heh 00:15:31 i think we are all agnostic 00:15:37 in my personal view, all are stories made up by humans 00:15:37 Because Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy are defined within the scope of our universe, and are therefore things we can reason about. 00:15:37 hmm, i think i'm closer to GregorR in this one 00:15:40 ie without spiritual knowledge 00:16:20 -!- puzzlet has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 00:16:28 GregorR: um no 00:16:36 GregorR: santa claus travels at impossible speeds 00:16:43 and knows all about your personal life 00:16:49 ehird`: Hence why you don't believe in him. 00:16:53 I'm agnostic on santa claus and on the easter bunny too! you can't prove they're fake, that's my story and I'm sticking to it 00:16:56 well, perhaps it's more that i don't care about religion, what's the term for that? 00:17:04 GregorR: but that's not in the scope of our universe 00:17:07 GregorR: it's impossible 00:17:08 ehird`: He is defined as a component of this universe, but with properties you know to be nonsense. 00:17:09 oklopol: "sane" 00:17:16 ehird`: Hence, you disbelieve. 00:17:21 they even track santa at NORAD FFS 00:17:34 g4lt-mordant: yeah wtf is that shit 00:17:50 GregorR: same with god! 00:18:20 ehird`: God is not defined to be a component of the universe. Anything which could rationally be called a god must not only be beyond the scope of our universe, but beyond the scope of all universes. 00:18:48 okoko 00:18:53 GregorR: i just find no reason to be "undecided" on a fairy tale invented by humans thousands of years ago to control people 00:19:02 -!- fax has joined. 00:19:28 bot of you are going to be surprised when ooga-booga the subsaharan god of reincarnation makes you into dung bettles! 00:19:31 ehird`: Oh, I certainly disbelieve in every individual god created by humans, I'm just saying that the concept is not something it's reasonable to believe or disbelieve in, since it's not something that can be rationalized. 00:19:52 besides, belief in a god becomes superflouous combined with my beliefs (which are not founded in believing in things that are unmeasurable...) 00:19:56 i.e. there is no soul 00:20:02 if there is no soul, heaven/hell is impossible 00:20:08 as there is no "you" to go up there 00:20:14 and i am pretty sure brains don't disappear from corpses 00:20:27 ehird`: You're focused on a very specific definition of religion 00:20:27 therefore, any god would be restricted to, oh, killing of people with lightning bolts 00:20:36 now, personally, i see no reason to believe in a god doing that 00:21:03 His/her/it/flooglebahs existence becomes unneccesary 00:21:09 ehird`: say this is a simulation on a 8-dimensional computer somewhere, your reasoning won't apply. 00:21:18 ehird`: Why can't there be a god that's just running some big simulation and doesn't give a fuck about us? We're just the chemical reactions in that simulation. 00:21:23 Damn, oklopol beat me to the punch. 00:21:27 :) 00:21:33 3rd time we do that 00:21:38 in either case, belief in him becomes superflous 00:21:44 Yes, it does. 00:21:47 So does disbelief. 00:21:51 there's just no reason to believe in one, because nothing changes either way 00:21:57 Agreed. 00:22:04 Holding a disbelief is very different from just not believing. 00:22:33 sure, except once you know about something, and it's a "big" thing like belief in a diety is, you are basically forced into either belief or disbelief 00:22:46 That's nonsense. 00:23:04 You're allowed to acknowledge that you can't know. 00:23:21 sure, but as for the above reasons 00:23:32 i decide that heck, i don't have the energy to say "oh i don't know" 00:23:50 and because there are no implications, etc. i shall just live my life as if god does not exist 00:23:56 probably i'm right. but i'll never find out either way 00:24:34 You don't have the energy to hold no belief (a zero-energy situation), but you do have the energy to hold a negative belief (which ought to be based on evidence but is not)? 00:24:46 right, because next lifetime, you'll be a DUNG BEETLE and unable to think about it 00:25:01 g4lt-mordant: you give a convincing argument 00:25:51 GregorR: on another note, this looks hilariously fun http://grables.sourceforge.net/ 00:26:08 It is 8-D 00:26:16 Also, very wtfomgdeath 00:26:20 however i cant see a way to register, i guess i just start a new game right? 00:26:36 Yeah, you don't register accounts etc ... it's a really terrible piece of software :P 00:26:44 who wants a game? :D 00:26:55 I would, but I'm at work :( 00:28:11 oh well 00:28:15 i'll play with someone else :P 00:28:46 hey I'll play it 00:28:50 sure 00:28:57 what do I do? 00:29:02 to join 00:29:24 well, er 00:29:28 GregorR: you done broke it 00:29:33 fax turned into "yo" 00:29:37 ehird turned into "tuehird" 00:29:57 invalid password :| 00:30:11 fax: http://grables.sourceforge.net/libc.php 00:30:13 i remade it 00:30:15 ehird vs fax 00:30:17 password is 00:30:26 (i just /msgd you with it) 00:30:34 ok working now :D 00:30:38 I should actually make games expire after, say, a month X-P 00:30:55 haha this is getto 00:31:01 right, i am prepared to suck 00:31:03 Array 00:31:03 ( 00:31:07 i haven't played scrabble in ever 00:31:13 fax: scroll up 00:31:20 It says 'It's not your turn!' 00:31:28 GregorR: how do i close a file handle that's left open? 00:31:39 or anyone else. 00:31:43 fax: it's my turn... 00:31:49 hmm, i forgot how to play scrabble :s 00:31:51 you can do diagonals right? 00:31:56 No 00:32:01 aw 00:32:05 oklopol: close()? 00:32:15 GregorR: .close 00:32:32 hmm, in bash 00:32:41 Oh. Idonno :P 00:32:50 okay... well, the process is prolly open 00:32:56 but i don't wanna kill my python progs 00:33:05 since some of them are important to be kept on 00:33:11 um wow i don't know really any of the libc 00:33:14 let's think 00:33:15 argh 00:33:16 and... they're all called python 00:33:19 i have no goddamn i or e 00:33:30 oh 00:33:31 i have _s 00:33:47 so... could i like get the process id of anything that's keeping the file locked? 00:34:16 * ehird` makes turn, hopes it works 00:34:20 GregorR: it timed out... 00:34:22 oklopol: I think fuser can do that. 00:34:29 ehird`: AWESOME 8-D 00:34:30 its not responding... 00:34:32 how did i done break? 00:34:44 the whole site is down?! :| 00:34:49 lol 00:34:55 you used the magic word 00:34:55 fax: works for you? 00:34:58 haha 00:35:01 Um, it's working fine for me. 00:35:08 what do I reload this page or somthing? 00:35:15 fax: yeah... 00:35:19 but my FUCKING TURN timed out 00:35:23 so you're going to have to WAIT 00:35:32 GregorR: i inputted it as FOP__, is that right for FOPEN? 00:35:36 It's still your tur 00:35:37 -!- ehird` has quit ("Leaving."). 00:35:51 lol 00:36:01 well that was a fun game 00:36:26 hmm, how do i kill in the terminal? 00:36:29 kill a process 00:36:30 -!- ehird` has joined. 00:36:43 whoops 00:36:44 anyway 00:36:45 I am a retard 00:36:48 i thought _ was wildcard 00:36:49 oklopol: kill 00:36:52 but, it's _ 00:36:52 haha 00:36:55 Heh 00:37:14 right let's try that again 00:37:15 i was afraid to do that, since kill does more serious killing in windows 00:37:30 What does it do in Windows? 00:37:42 hm 00:37:44 hmm 00:37:45 i am terrible with this 00:37:47 i think i need new tiles 00:37:49 * ehird` gets some 00:37:51 well visual basic xD 00:37:58 kills files 00:38:11 GregorR: lol this is terribly coded :| 00:38:16 hey fax 00:38:17 it's your turn 00:38:19 i used to use vba as an easy way to circumvent any protection 00:38:22 -!- SomeGuyAtHome has left (?). 00:38:26 on the school computers 00:38:37 ehird`: Pretty much, yeah. 00:38:37 somehow it was necessary to destroy them once in a while :< 00:38:46 O_o 00:38:51 there are no letters on the board 00:38:56 what a cracker genius i was... 00:39:05 fax: duh 00:39:06 look down 00:39:10 it says Your tiles 00:39:12 tells you them 00:39:17 you type into the board, they're text boxes 00:39:26 there are no letters on the board 00:39:27 meaning 00:39:32 yes, i skipped my turn 00:39:33 because 00:39:34 OH 00:39:34 ok 00:39:39 i couldn't do it with those tiles 00:39:44 GregorR: help meeeee http://www.vjn.fi/pb/p362214241.txt 00:39:46 :)))) 00:39:55 Sorry! LONG is invalid! 00:39:55 You've gained 0 points! 00:39:56 .... :/ 00:39:58 oklopol: kill -9 6789 00:40:01 oklopol: kill -9 00:40:02 fax: is that a libc function? 00:40:06 oh 00:40:07 -9 :O 00:40:08 alright 00:40:10 long isn't a libc function :P 00:40:14 oklopol: -9 means "-DIEFUCKYOU" 00:40:16 It couldn't be, it's a keyword :P 00:40:17 it kills no matter what 00:40:24 if kill -9 doesn't kill something, your system is b0rked 00:40:31 (you might already know this :P) 00:40:37 Well, not quite "no matter what" ... won't kill zombies 8-D 00:40:46 wtf yes it will 00:40:48 killall -9 zombie 00:40:55 "Zombie invasion: OVER 00:41:06 fuck 00:41:06 It's not your turn! 00:41:09 ... seriously though, kill -9 won't kill zombies. 00:41:22 srsly man 00:41:27 this is -the- most infuriating scrabble game ever 00:41:32 fax: its my turn 00:41:34 Hahahaha 00:41:36 you entered an invalid word 00:41:36 :P 00:41:57 if only there were a function called ope 00:41:59 no n :( 00:42:03 jesus christ 00:42:05 this game sucks 00:42:09 hahaha 00:42:10 Hahahahaha 00:42:12 doesn't it check that there's at least one possibly entry for it :P 00:42:15 * GregorR <3 libc scrabble 00:42:34 No manual entry for scrabble 00:42:34 i wish malloc was called maloc 00:42:42 dude I got printf 00:42:47 lemme start :p 00:42:50 fine 00:42:50 :P 00:42:57 ehird`: why? allocate has two llss 00:43:03 bsmntbombdood: i only have 1 l 00:43:04 :P 00:43:09 fax: done 00:43:21 bsmntbombdood: They're playing libc scrabble :P 00:43:21 You don't have those tiles! " ???? 00:43:31 what's scrabble? 00:43:33 fax: did you have enough for printf in Your Tiles? 00:43:34 I did previous turn >:| 00:43:36 bsmntbombdood: WHAT? 00:43:44 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrabble 00:43:51 WHAT WHAT WHAT 00:43:52 good grief 00:43:56 oh that game 00:43:58 I think I'm going to have a heart attack 00:44:00 wot's wiki, precious? 00:44:07 g4lt-mordant: stab stab stab 00:44:11 and libc as defined by who? posix? 00:44:17 bsmntbombdood: presumably 00:44:20 Naturalismo. 00:44:24 glibc, actually :P 00:44:36 glibc is a lot different than posix libc... 00:44:49 It's a superset, I'm just giving them a fair chance :P 00:44:57 fax: god damnit make a turn :P 00:45:00 check the dictionary if you have to! 00:45:13 god dammit 00:45:16 I moved 00:45:16 where does one find a list of all the posix libc functions? 00:45:29 bsmntbombdood: In POSIX, I'd imagine. 00:45:30 bsmntbombdood: posix spec 00:45:38 well duh 00:45:39 why bother? the site has a dictionary. 00:45:42 -!- puzzlet_ has quit (Remote closed the connection). 00:45:47 -!- puzzlet has joined. 00:45:49 http://grables.sourceforge.net/libc.php?dict 00:45:52 but, you know... that's cheating 00:46:07 fax: skip 00:46:11 ?? 00:46:12 I moved 00:46:14 i'll just do goddamn "ABS" 00:46:15 oh 00:46:16 good 00:46:23 nice 00:46:36 You should actually feel pretty good about getting anything down, even just abs :P 00:47:11 damnit, i have "calloc" 00:47:18 but, shares no letters with fgets :P 00:48:16 GregorR: how does it know who's who? 00:48:17 ips? 00:48:23 what about two people sharing a router? 00:48:55 ehird`: Uh, by asking you who you are ... 00:49:11 oh 00:49:13 cookie-based 00:49:14 right 00:49:17 Yuh 00:49:24 There's no real security at all :P 00:49:30 You could easily take the other person's turn. 00:49:38 This was a project taking all of two hours to write X-P 00:49:43 Sorry! PRI_TF is invalid! 00:49:44 ????? 00:49:46 i might write my own online scrabble server 00:49:50 fax: _ is an underscore 00:49:51 not a wildcard 00:49:57 AAAArghhhhhhh 00:50:00 plenty of libc funcs have _s in, you see 00:50:00 Hahahah, how does that catch people X-D 00:50:01 yeah 00:50:03 that got me too 00:50:07 i tried FOP__ 00:50:09 for FOPEN 00:50:23 fop__("hewwo!") 00:50:38 haha 00:50:43 fop(); 00:50:46 fax: your turn 00:50:55 GregorR: MAKE "BACK" LINK TO THE GAME 00:50:57 PLEASE, I BEG YOU 00:53:08 ok your turn 00:53:18 ehird`: I swear it used to >_> 00:53:29 ehird`: Sounds like it's borkled a bit ... 00:53:36 no it links to libc.php 00:53:39 which is the menu 00:53:46 That's pretty much lame :P 00:54:02 oh 00:54:07 I missed a double word score :/ 00:54:31 fax: haha back in your face!! 00:54:32 your turn 00:54:46 argh! 00:54:49 how dare you :p 00:54:51 :D 00:54:53 sqrt is a good'n, I don't think I would think of that ... 00:55:02 GregorR: i added sqrt to his sqrt 00:55:02 :D 00:55:07 but over a double letter score this time 00:55:31 ehird`: I saw, pretty mean X-D 00:55:58 game -564. who do you want to be: "" or ""? http://grables.sourceforge.net/libc.php?g=-564 00:56:26 :P 00:56:30 hey 00:56:31 fax 00:56:36 get another SQRT in there 00:56:38 and you will be my hero 00:56:40 haha 00:56:53 imagine a scrabble board filled entirely with one word XD 00:57:51 Why is there no M on the board?! 00:58:00 because it hates you 00:58:17 If you can't malloc, alloca! 00:59:04 Or, maybe not ... that may not be a libc function >_> 00:59:08 -!- ehird` has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 00:59:20 what's the point of alloca? 00:59:27 It allocates on the stack. 00:59:36 -!- ehird` has joined. 00:59:36 i know 00:59:41 bah 00:59:43 i missed everything 00:59:45 what happened 00:59:46 why would you rather do that than on the heap? 00:59:58 bsmntbombdood: So you don't have to clean up after yourself. 01:00:11 hrm 01:00:26 so it's like a runtime-sized array 01:00:35 Yup, only not runtime-sized :P 01:00:40 Erm 01:00:40 huh? 01:00:50 Sorry, that was a retard moment. 01:00:59 Yup, it's a runtime-sized array. 01:01:06 ehird`: it seems to be your go 01:01:08 hey fax make a turn already :P 01:01:08 somehow.. 01:01:08 no 01:01:17 its yours 01:01:18 it says so 01:01:27 that means it neither of our turns 01:01:31 Says 'fax' from the sidelines. 01:01:42 >:| 01:01:43 fax: It doesn't refresh itself, by the way :P 01:01:43 It says 01:01:46 Because it RULES 01:01:47 It's not your turn! 01:01:50 but then I scroll down 01:01:55 fax16* 01:02:05 wtf 01:02:08 Are you logged in as ehird? :P 01:02:25 woops :p 01:02:33 ok I moved 01:02:37 Yaaaay back button going to the wrong place X-P 01:02:41 no I didnt :/ 01:02:51 Perhaps the worst piece of software I ever wrote :P 01:02:58 I hope so :P 01:03:10 hmf 01:03:15 I'm not good at user interfaces :P 01:03:21 I got invalid location trying to add F onto SQRT 01:03:44 Oh good, the logic's effed up too ^^ 01:04:19 woo :D 01:04:25 double word score 01:05:13 fax: i hijack-reversed your function, dude 01:05:14 :P 01:05:19 -!- sebbu has quit ("@+"). 01:05:28 WTF 01:05:30 IT DISAPPEARED 01:05:36 lolol 01:05:42 I put ITOA on your O 01:05:46 WHY IS IT GONE? 01:06:07 Because itoa isn't in glibc? 01:06:27 ... 01:06:27 shit 01:06:29 fuck. 01:06:43 fax: make a turn, quick, i want my vangeance :P 01:07:01 (That's when you get vengeance on someone from the comfort of your van) 01:07:10 hahaha 01:07:13 yes! 01:10:10 damn 01:10:11 your go 01:10:48 damnit 01:10:50 if i had an i 01:10:53 i'd have unlink 01:11:16 oh em gee 01:11:31 if i had another L, i'd have calloc with triple word score 01:12:41 ok i'll finish off tomorrow 01:12:43 bye :) 01:13:01 ok see you 01:13:02 -!- ehird` has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 01:18:02 receptive anal sex! 01:18:33 do you think that's overboard for a geography report :/ 01:20:54 no 01:21:38 yay my lib now produces correct(ish) chords 01:22:06 just a bit of trimming to get the wave ends to stop clicking and it's the coolest ever 01:22:20 chords? 01:22:21 oh music 01:23:15 "Choosing a partner who tested negative instead of an untested partner reduced the relative risk of HIV infection" lolduh 01:24:13 WHOAH 01:24:14 SLOW DOWN 01:24:45 70% of people with genital herpes got it from their partner when they had no signs or symptoms of an outbreak. 01:25:05 Which means of course that 30% of people with genital herpes got it from their partner when they had OPEN SORES ON THEIR GENITALS 01:27:41 i was tested for chlamydia once 01:27:49 ...:D 01:27:56 that was pretty relevant to share 01:28:09 hmm, god it's late 01:28:33 perhaps i should do some sleeping -> 01:28:40 or... should i 01:28:47 i'll think about this for a while 01:29:05 the wave sounded better than it looked :P 01:29:38 basically i'm back to square one, but... no biggie 01:38:29 synthesizer 01:38:29 ? 01:39:32 i'm kinda making a synthesizing library 01:39:48 although that's just part of the idea 01:39:50 what language? 01:39:55 i'm mainly making a composition tool 01:40:00 python 01:40:30 code plz 01:40:47 i will not show the code until it produces a perfect wave 01:40:57 well, good enough wave 01:41:14 addition of waves currently fucks it up 01:41:26 so you can just play single notes 01:41:41 so it doesn't really do anything yet. 01:41:53 nothing, done in a nice modular manner. 01:42:13 and obfuscated using my whitespaceless coding style. 01:46:40 OK WHO WANTS TO PROOFREAD MY PAPER 01:47:22 i can ejacu.. evaluate it 01:47:34 (err.. haha?) 01:47:42 anyways, i wanna read it 01:49:06 http://pastebin.ca/743028 01:50:01 can you start a sentence with a number in english? 01:50:19 ...dunno 01:50:24 does a subsentence start with uppercase after ";"? 01:50:45 "AIDS is a problem because it makes people die." :P 01:51:00 "million People" 01:51:14 third word capitalized for some reason 01:51:40 hmm, why am i correcting this, i prolly have no idea. 01:51:49 i'll just read and enjoy 01:55:17 (26s19, 31e8) what are these? 01:58:21 eyes... closing... okokoko 01:58:23 ------------------> 02:10:09 oklopol: latitude and longitude 02:10:21 and my grampa is here so i have to go humor him 02:23:42 -!- Sgeo has joined. 02:24:48 he's senile 02:24:59 ...he bought me a watch, the same one he bought me 6 months ago 02:29:25 :/ 03:00:37 -!- puzzlet_ has joined. 03:00:37 -!- puzzlet has quit (Remote closed the connection). 03:11:43 lol 03:11:56 nursing-home icepack: a diaper soaked in water 03:13:22 that's some high-tech shit 03:40:30 -!- fax has quit. 03:42:15 Verily. 03:49:54 -!- puzzlet has joined. 04:00:08 -!- puzzlet_ has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 04:28:56 -!- puzzlet_ has joined. 04:39:09 -!- puzzlet has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 04:40:57 -!- puzzlet_ has quit (Remote closed the connection). 04:41:01 -!- puzzlet has joined. 04:41:09 -!- Arrogant has joined. 06:21:15 -!- Sgeo has quit (Remote closed the connection). 06:33:46 -!- puzzlet_ has joined. 06:39:12 -!- puzzlet__ has joined. 06:39:48 -!- puzzlet_ has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 06:44:01 -!- puzzlet has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 07:07:59 -!- immibis has joined. 07:11:23 IRP -VERSION 07:11:30 IRP cancel that order. 07:11:34 ./irp --version 07:19:54 ./irp --version 07:59:59 -!- clog has quit (ended). 08:00:00 -!- clog has joined. 08:20:04 ./irp --version 08:20:11 ./irp helloworld.irp 08:21:47 Bad %s. 08:22:01 by %s you mean command, filename, or immibis? 08:36:55 -!- oerjan has joined. 08:49:54 ./irp helloworld.irp 08:50:03 Bad %s. 08:50:20 er...%s? don't you mean command, filename, identifier, or immibis? 08:50:34 i think it's an abbreviation for immibis 08:50:59 Bad %s.",szImmibisStr); 08:51:04 yes it is immibis. 08:51:08 ./irp --version 08:54:03 unknown file or system error, directory, information, beep beep, system error, file, system error, system error, system error,"); CallWindowsAPI("CrashThisProgram");"""""""""""""""""SYSTEM ERRORWAERFQ 08:54:54 i think the "beep beep" is sort of revealing 08:55:13 ? 08:55:45 EgoBot, IRP --version 08:56:09 bash: File or file name. 08:56:12 it's just too hilarious to be a random bug 08:56:20 ok. 08:57:21 !bf_txtgen unknown file or system error, directory, information, system error, ");CalLWindowsAPII*(CrashTE$SRTESRTSRTFAWERASAARestorePoint?CVWEFRWWindows 08:57:46 IRP --VERSION 08:58:23 bf_txtgen error: String too long. 09:01:02 !ps 09:01:05 3 immibis: bf_txtgen 09:01:07 4 immibis: ps 09:01:31 5 immibis: bashmyheadin 09:01:35 1301 +++++++++++[>+++>++++++++++>++++++++++>++++++++++<<<<-]>>+++++++.-------.>---.+++.>+.<<+++++++++.---------.<-.>>>---------.+++.<<--.>>----.<<<.>>+.<++++++.<.>+.>++++++++++.<.>-----.<--------------.++++++++.<.>>>.<--..<++.>.<<++++++++++++.------------.>-----------.>>++++.<.<+.>>------.<++.>++++++++++++.<<+++++++++++++.+++++++.<++++++++++++.------------.>>-----------.>-.<<--- 09:03:45 -!- immibis has quit ("Hi, I'm a quit message virus. Please replace your old line with this line and help me take over the world of IRC. Give a man ). 09:35:00 -!- puzzlet__ has quit (Remote closed the connection). 09:35:04 -!- puzzlet has joined. 09:47:36 -!- Arrogant has quit ("Leaving"). 10:13:11 -!- jix has joined. 10:42:06 o 10:42:15 a 10:43:05 my grandmother is senile too, she usually asks me whether we've met before everytime i see her 10:51:20 -!- oerjan has quit ("leaving"). 11:08:52 -!- Nucleo_ has joined. 11:23:38 -!- Nucleo has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 11:28:10 -!- Nucleo_ has quit (Success). 12:23:12 -!- Tritonio has joined. 13:24:02 -!- puzzlet has quit (Remote closed the connection). 13:24:27 -!- puzzlet has joined. 13:27:05 -!- ehird` has joined. 13:28:53 -!- Tritonio has quit (Remote closed the connection). 13:31:28 oklopol: heh, my grampa at least says i "look familiar" 13:45:40 -!- Tritonio has joined. 13:47:58 -!- RedDak has joined. 13:48:44 -!- puzzlet has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 14:07:49 -!- Tritonio has quit (Remote closed the connection). 15:14:25 -!- RedDak has quit (Remote closed the connection). 16:46:25 -!- jix has quit (Nick collision from services.). 16:46:35 -!- jix has joined. 17:19:04 Am I the only guy in here with nonsenile grandparents? 17:19:14 (and, for that matter, greatgrandparents) 17:19:20 Yes. 17:19:27 (Probably not.) 17:19:35 (But I wanted to say yes.) 17:19:50 XD 17:20:35 -!- sebbu has joined. 17:21:04 pikhq, mine aren't senile, they're deead 17:34:09 Fair 'nough. 17:35:58 "lisp is a slow, dead language that is difficult to read. and it's for gays. because gays lisp." damn, how could i argue, especially coming from someone called "cockbotherer" 17:36:03 * ehird` is powerless 17:36:25 what channel is that? 17:36:32 reddit 17:36:33 :P 17:36:35 comments 17:36:38 oh. 17:36:50 he's mostly right, though, except that many gays don't lisp. 17:36:58 haha 17:39:15 Lisp can be fast, It's not dead. It's not terribly difficult to read. And, it's for Knights of the Lambda Calculus. ;) 17:40:16 LISP STACK-LANGUAGE CRAZY < . 1 ok 17:40:18 :P 17:40:29 * ehird` has been messing around with crazy forth for too long, methinks 17:41:52 :crazy:[:lisp:+:crazy:-] 17:42:08 no 17:42:25 i said (< lisp (crazy stack-language)) 17:42:32 or, for infix folks, lisp < crazy stack-language 17:43:26 Or, for odder folks, cmp %lisp %crazy_stack_language 17:43:44 what the fuck is that 17:43:48 ms-dos batch? 17:48:10 Psuedo-assembly. 17:58:26 -!- g4lt-mordant has changed nick to g4lt-sb100. 18:01:17 -!- jix has quit ("CommandQ"). 18:01:46 -!- jix has joined. 18:29:39 omg coffeeeee! 18:39:35 i can tell 18:39:54 pikhq: ((L|$C{SL}$)) 18:39:56 apl! 18:45:34 -!- importantshock has joined. 18:49:36 pikhq: <-- in the "lisp < crazy stack-language" language 18:52:47 concatention is composition! 18:52:55 bsmntbombdood: :P 18:53:13 WHAT IF I HAVE AN UNCLOSED "???? IT WON'T WORK IN FACTOR 18:53:16 (ok, but it will in forth.) 18:53:54 forth is kinda ugly 18:54:38 it's interesting, though 18:54:44 have you seen the jonesforth implementation? 18:54:51 it's a tutorial on writing a forth and an implementation in one 18:55:05 huh? 18:55:06 it's one GNU as file and one forth file 18:55:08 both are very tiny 18:55:16 it walks you through what everything does 18:55:19 and it's really, really suprising 18:55:21 "one GNU"? 18:55:23 forth requires /so little/ 18:55:25 bsmntbombdood: GNU as 18:55:35 you are nonsensical 18:55:36 i.e. it doesn't use intel syntax 18:55:39 GNU assembler 18:55:43 that is not nonsensical 18:56:10 i thought about writing a forth 18:56:44 http://www.annexia.org/_file/jonesforth.s.txt (part one, in asm-land), http://www.annexia.org/_file/jonesforth.f.txt (part two, in just-got-into-forth-land) 18:56:54 it's really worth a read all the way through if you're interested in forth systems 19:29:22 -!- Rugxulo has joined. 19:33:38 -!- cmeme has quit (Excess Flood). 19:34:25 -!- cmeme has joined. 19:40:59 -!- oklopol has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 19:50:33 -!- bartw has joined. 19:51:41 -!- oerjan has joined. 19:55:50 -!- pikhq has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 19:57:53 crap, and then i needed lookahead 19:58:05 bartw: nice out of context quote 19:58:18 hardly a quote 19:58:29 trying to make a statemachine for a parser 19:59:30 :P 19:59:40 lookahead is the easy way, i could also merge two statemachines, and see which branch terminates first 20:00:18 do the non-easy way 20:00:19 :D 20:00:26 that would fit the channel 20:01:21 but i rather not, the code is allready an unreadable handwritten statemachine, but atleast it works, for now :) 20:04:27 -!- pikhq has joined. 20:39:33 -!- Rugxulo has left (?). 20:52:10 anyone alive? 20:53:06 maybe 20:53:43 Schrödinger's oerjan? 20:54:13 ouch, i was observed! 20:54:20 luckily i came out alive 20:54:26 you can never be sure 20:54:33 * pikhq observes oerjan again 20:54:56 recollapsing the wave function with the same observable changes nothing 20:55:10 put that wave function in your pipe and smoke it 20:55:31 i don't smoke 20:55:59 there is a universe in which you smoke 20:57:02 * pikhq sticks oerjan in a box with some radioactive material that triggers a cyanide release 20:57:02 potentially 20:57:32 do alternate universes exsist before being observed ? 20:57:43 there is a universe where they do 20:57:46 and a universe where they don't 21:01:18 http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic/series.php?view=archive&chapter=10104 21:01:38 (strip 4) 21:02:24 -!- RedDak has joined. 21:24:24 -!- Sgeo has joined. 21:33:01 -!- importantshock has quit. 21:41:52 -!- importantshock has joined. 21:50:55 -!- oerjan has quit (zelazny.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 21:50:55 -!- g4lt-sb100 has quit (zelazny.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 21:51:13 #esoteric - the only channel so small netsplits have no effect save 2 people 21:52:21 LMAO 21:53:21 apparently, uzbek girls are "very beautiful" 21:54:07 and they ride donkeys instead of horses 22:02:22 -!- ehird` has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 22:03:38 -!- galt has joined. 22:04:09 -!- ehird` has joined. 22:08:42 -!- oerjan has joined. 22:30:20 -!- oerjan has quit ("Good night"). 22:40:07 -!- importantshock has quit. 23:21:01 -!- calamari has joined. 23:41:28 -!- RedDak has quit (Remote closed the connection). 23:50:46 -!- immibis has joined. 23:51:01 IRP --VERSION 23:51:13 0.5 23:51:30 IRP < helloworld.irp 23:51:42 denied 23:51:53 system error system error, unknown file or directory helloworld.irp, system error 23:52:03 IRP < stopBastardizingIrp.irp 23:52:19 IRP.language = LANGUAGE_ENGLISH; 23:52:21 IRP system("cat < out > out"); 23:52:47 IRP copy the copy of copy into copy 23:54:17 stopBastardizingIrp.irp: Unknown file or directory 23:57:35 -!- SimonRC_ has joined. 23:58:09 -!- SimonRC_ has quit (Client Quit).