00:44:42 -!- ihope_ has joined. 00:44:50 -!- ihope_ has changed nick to ihope. 00:57:39 oerjan: Hey. 00:57:59 Out of *immense* curiosity, why are you no longer a first-class player in Agora? 01:01:05 Because, although you can store oerjan in a variable, you cannot pass oerjan as an argument to a function. 01:02:15 Variable, you say? How hideous. 01:02:16 LMAO 01:02:34 You don't see variables hanging around in math, do you? :-P 01:02:46 sure you do 01:03:01 they're just not _mutable_ variables 01:03:42 If they're not mutable, they're not very variable, are they? 01:04:05 They're variables because their value depends on unknown information (generally speaking). 01:05:20 I love how I've prevented oerjan from actually asking the original question :P 01:05:33 s/asking/answering/ >_O 01:05:49 Now preventing him further would require some creativity on your part. 01:06:06 You just provoked him. 01:06:20 How did I screw up "answering" for "asking"... 01:06:26 I mean, they're related, but yeesh X-D 01:06:28 Wait, did I just stifle him by saying you provoked him? Oh, wait, I provoked him by pointing out the stifling. 01:06:37 I'm just going to call it an incredibly intense typo. 01:06:39 They're related and start with a. Therefore, they're confusable. 01:06:58 Like apples and artichoke! 01:07:17 I don't think those are quite related enough. 01:07:34 They're both edible plant stuff. 01:07:38 People ask questions regularly, and they answer questions regularly, and in about the same circumstances. 01:07:49 oerjan? 01:07:51 They don't eat apples and artichokes in the same circumstances, generally. 01:08:11 You've never had my famous apple-glazed artichoke apparently. 01:08:37 Indeed. 01:09:59 -!- sebbu2 has quit ("@+"). 01:11:18 * oerjan is realizing he may have to actually answer the question, despite GregorR's best attempts 01:11:30 Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 01:11:45 I did such a good job of driving the conversation away, after I had myself drug it back just for the /challenge/. 01:12:06 oh. sorry about that. 01:12:06 I jumped from asking/answering to apple-glazed artichokes! Give me /some/ credit! 01:13:09 I think I might actually have to try apple-glazed artichokes X-D 01:13:24 On the surface it sounds horrible, but I think it might be one of those flavor combos that shouldn't work, but does. 01:13:39 I'm reminded, once again, that this is Gregor. :) 01:13:50 "(GregorR) How did I screw up "answering" for "asking"..." <<< yep, the laws of physics prevent him to do that 01:13:59 whoops 01:14:00 bad quote :D 01:14:05 anyways. 01:14:33 Clrealy Im' incaapble fo tpyos. 01:15:12 Like ham and pineapple? 01:15:18 Mmm. 01:15:26 Or... hmm. 01:15:35 I'm trying to come up with a disgusting--oh, of course. 01:15:46 Salisbury steak with strawberry ice cream. 01:15:46 Deep fried oil? 01:16:08 pikhq: How do you deep-fry oil? That's just mixing some oil into some other oil ... 01:16:12 anyway, i lost interest, even cut down a lot on my internet use. of course the last year has been just one large setback... 01:16:14 I wouldn't call deep fried oil a disgusting flavor combination. 01:16:15 ihope: Is that /good/? 01:16:25 More just random. 01:16:29 Salisbury steak with strawberry ice cream? 01:16:33 I doubt it. 01:16:34 ihope: (Salistrawberry that is) 01:16:38 Heh 01:16:50 GregorR: Hmm. . . 01:16:58 Well, we could try to deep-fry lard. . . 01:17:21 'round these parts, we call that pork rinds. 01:17:24 And they're deeeeeeeeeeeeelicious. 01:17:45 That's fried pig *skin*, not fat. 01:18:20 You don't cut the fat off the skin when you make pork rinds. 01:18:26 True. 01:18:38 BTW, I'm more just being random. 01:18:49 * oerjan is trying to remember Delirium's ice cream flavor from Sandman 01:19:58 ah yes, giyf. "Green Mouse and Telephone Icecream" 01:22:12 Yum 01:23:39 Don't telephones contain Mercury? 01:23:45 (Either the planet or the Roman god; I don't care.) 01:24:09 How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! 01:25:21 so, how can we combine a brainfuck and unlambda interpreter? 01:25:52 Take advantage of the fact that stack-based = suffix notation. 01:26:09 Alternatively, 0x29A. 01:26:31 so? 01:27:00 ...what are you after? 01:27:40 obfuscation 01:29:58 Oh. 01:39:40 -!- sekhmet has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:40 -!- zuzu_ has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:40 -!- oerjan has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:41 -!- helios24 has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:41 -!- GreaseMonkey has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:41 -!- RodgerTheGreat has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:41 -!- Robdgreat has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:41 -!- Chton has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:41 -!- Overand has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:41 -!- Eidolos has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:42 -!- oklopol has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:45 -!- tokigun has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:57 -!- puzzlet has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:57 -!- Tritonio has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:57 -!- g4lt-sb100 has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:57 -!- GregorR has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:57 -!- SEO_DUDE38 has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:57 -!- pikhq has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:57 -!- sp3tt has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:57 -!- mtve has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:57 -!- SimonRC has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:57 -!- ihope has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:57 -!- bsmntbombdood has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:39:57 -!- lament has quit (kubrick.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 01:42:34 -!- ihope has joined. 01:42:34 -!- GreaseMonkey has joined. 01:42:34 -!- puzzlet has joined. 01:42:34 -!- SEO_DUDE38 has joined. 01:42:34 -!- oerjan has joined. 01:42:34 -!- RodgerTheGreat has joined. 01:42:34 -!- oklopol has joined. 01:42:34 -!- bsmntbombdood has joined. 01:42:34 -!- pikhq has joined. 01:42:34 -!- Tritonio has joined. 01:42:34 -!- g4lt-sb100 has joined. 01:42:34 -!- GregorR has joined. 01:42:34 -!- sp3tt has joined. 01:42:34 -!- Robdgreat has joined. 01:42:34 -!- sekhmet has joined. 01:42:34 -!- zuzu_ has joined. 01:42:34 -!- helios24 has joined. 01:42:34 -!- Eidolos has joined. 01:42:34 -!- Chton has joined. 01:42:34 -!- Overand has joined. 01:42:34 -!- tokigun has joined. 01:42:34 -!- lament has joined. 01:42:34 -!- SimonRC has joined. 01:42:34 -!- mtve has joined. 02:41:36 -!- oerjan has quit ("ZZZ"). 02:46:39 -!- immibis has joined. 03:08:56 -!- edwardk has joined. 03:09:05 * edwardk waves hello. 03:09:32 hi 03:09:42 how goes? 03:12:45 about 49 03:14:03 oklopol: what did you mean when you said "i found another immibis"? 03:14:50 how progresses oklotalk? 03:21:23 gah rebooting 03:21:25 -!- edwardk has left (?). 03:30:18 heh, rebooting 03:36:14 immibis: i found a guy that's a lot like you. 03:36:22 so much like you that i had to say it somewhere. 03:36:34 grar >_< 03:36:40 i can't find the book i'm looking for 03:36:47 is it pron? 03:37:13 no 03:37:34 i don't understand 03:38:22 it was about a lesbian who pretended to be a man in order to pick up chicks, and ended up hating men because of her experiences 03:38:25 or something like that 03:38:57 Pretending to be a man in order to pick up chicks? 03:39:19 is there something weird in that? :\ 03:39:21 "I have something to tell you." "What?" "I... I'm a woman." "WHAT?" *slam* 03:39:41 Or am I misunderstanding? 03:39:53 I'd better read today's xkcd to make sure. 03:40:07 well you can do other stuff, and tell her the truth once it'll be emotionally fatal for her to leave you 03:40:39 i'm pretty sure someone lying about their genitals isn't that eager to get naked. 03:40:41 ihope: she just did it to learn about a single, het, man's relationship with women 03:41:52 Het? 03:42:09 heterosexual 03:43:10 -!- immibis has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 03:43:55 but i can't remember or find the title now :( 03:45:39 It baffles me why someone would go to the internet to "pick up chicks" in the first place 03:46:02 the internet? 03:46:33 she didn't 03:47:22 RodgerTheGreat: the get them without having to go out? 03:47:25 *to get 03:47:59 bsmntbombdood: oh, alright- that makes a tiny bit more sense 03:48:51 singles bars, etc 03:49:11 yes 04:05:02 -!- ihope has quit (Connection timed out). 04:50:32 Hmmm, is MISC supposed to increase its instruction pointer before or after branching? That is, do you branch to 0 to just branch to the next instruction, or branch to 1? ... 04:52:50 oisc is pwnage 04:53:01 I'm trying to write a quick MISC interpreter. 04:53:34 But I don't know whether branching to 0 is a loop or a noop... 04:54:52 IMHO, \0\0\0\0 should be a noop. 04:55:16 (That continues on the next instruction) 04:55:23 That is, IP would increment after branching. 05:19:34 -!- Meldarion_inq has joined. 05:19:51 Hello people :) 05:23:45 Hello, world! 05:23:56 lol 05:24:02 how are you doing? 05:24:09 math test in 40 mins, and i did not sleep 05:24:12 mwahaha 05:24:17 what math? 05:24:18 i feel wobbly 05:24:23 err something trivial 05:24:29 probabilities etc. 05:24:33 lol - ok. 05:24:40 they don't teach anything in high school 05:25:44 i don't know if it's any use going to the test, i'm not gonna pass the course unless i do about 50 additional exercises, and i don't think i'm gonna 05:25:56 but then again, it can't hurt me 05:25:57 -> 05:27:26 btw, i just installed python on my pocket pc and it has almost all the library support the *real* python has 05:27:38 should i idolize python or microsoft for this? 05:28:02 anyways, gtg -> 05:29:15 yup 05:29:20 good luck with your exam 05:29:22 :D 05:57:03 -!- Meldarion_inq has quit. 06:49:55 -!- bsmntbom1dood has joined. 06:50:30 My MISC interpreter (+ memory mapped I/O) just printed an 'A' :) 07:00:49 -!- bsmntbombdood has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 07:47:06 -!- Robdgreat has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 07:59:59 -!- clog has quit (ended). 08:00:00 -!- clog has joined. 08:10:18 the exam was ridiculous 08:10:39 i'm sure everyone wants to know that ;) 08:41:31 -!- molchuvka has joined. 09:21:31 -!- GreaseMonkey has quit ("Typos sukc."). 09:40:21 -!- puzzlet has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 09:40:27 -!- puzzlet has joined. 10:21:25 -!- ehird` has joined. 10:27:28 -!- SEO_DUDE38 has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 11:11:15 -!- oklopol has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 11:16:51 -!- molchuvka has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 11:23:22 -!- bsmntbombdood has joined. 11:34:36 -!- bsmntbom1dood has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 12:36:59 -!- SEO_DUDE38 has joined. 12:53:45 -!- sebbu has joined. 12:56:09 -!- oerjan has joined. 13:10:51 -!- jix has joined. 13:40:19 -!- puzzlet has quit (Remote closed the connection). 13:40:24 -!- puzzlet has joined. 13:47:09 -!- molchuvka has joined. 14:38:10 -!- oklopol has joined. 14:51:58 -!- oerjan has quit ("leaving"). 15:16:52 -!- Chton has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 15:30:05 -!- molchuvka has quit. 15:35:27 -!- molchuvka has joined. 16:25:25 Anybody want to write a MISC backend for GCC? :P 16:26:41 :S 16:36:10 http://www.choosemyhat.com/ < WTF??? 16:36:21 Did somebody hack my vote?! 16:37:45 They're all from different IPs >_O 16:38:00 Somebody first hacked a bunch of other systems, and THEN hacked my hat site :P 16:38:52 75 votes is more than the usual daily vote amount? 16:38:59 how much more 16:40:24 About 74 16:41:32 heh 16:41:59 slight growth 16:42:11 tomorrow it'll get over a million. 16:42:24 So far, tomorrow has two. 16:44:11 Saturday shall be red fedora day! 16:45:05 * oklopol goes haxxor now 16:45:41 umm... 16:45:48 GregorR: well, at least you know whoever hacked your site is dedicated 16:46:02 i pressed a green hat and a blue one was chosen :<< 16:46:14 oh, my. What would happen if somebody dugg ChooseMyHat.com? 16:46:19 but anyways, i already got one vote, 999997 left 16:46:34 let's all digg it! 16:46:42 sweet christ 16:47:03 GregorR: how can your webserver stand up to a slashdot? 16:47:16 actually, i have 3 ip's, so i could at least get 3 votes 16:47:33 err...... prolly don't just ban individual ip's, but the whole... set 16:47:34 I have easy access to 2 unique IPs 16:47:47 ah 16:47:49 actually... oh, computer lab access would be evil here 16:48:33 pretty easy to get 75 votes there, it's not like it's that hard to get people to press one button :P 16:49:43 i'd digg it 16:50:10 i only have access to one internet protocol 16:50:23 if I understand correctly, digg items getting onto the main page is a function of the "velocity", or rate at which something gains diggs. 16:50:42 if you can get about 7 people to digg in in a few minutes, it'll hit front page and take off like crazy 16:50:56 i better make an acount 16:51:07 link us up once you make the post 16:51:35 hmm 16:51:39 i'll make one too 16:53:27 hopefully new acounts don't have less weight than old ones 16:53:50 I dunno 16:54:14 hurry up with the post- I gotta leave for class in a few minutes 16:54:29 me too 16:55:21 :> 16:55:22 :< 16:55:28 i haven't gotten the mail yet.. 16:56:05 well, g2g 16:56:08 cy'all 16:56:14 -!- jix has quit (Nick collision from services.). 16:56:17 bye 16:56:26 -!- jix has joined. 17:02:36 gar 17:02:48 hurry up GregorR 17:03:59 hmm... what should GregorR hurry? 17:04:23 digging choose my hat 17:04:44 he said he's gonna? 17:05:07 i dunno 17:06:52 digg does not like me 17:15:09 digging is easy 17:15:15 i got to #1 almost instantly 17:15:24 when i made The Most Pointless Site Ever 17:15:47 (if you weren't there: you made an account, then there was a number. there was a button to increase the number (for everyone else too) and a list of people who have clicked the most. That's it.) 17:15:56 it got #1 on digg for a long time 17:16:11 it was submitted, then the next day a few people had digged it 17:16:17 i had posted it on a forum i frequent 17:16:24 and people just ended up digging it 17:16:51 all in all it got over 600 diggs in total, digg used tons of scripts, and /b/ found it 17:16:57 so, digg's algo is kinda broken 17:17:00 promotes too easily 18:00:53 heh 18:05:46 I'm back 18:14:03 -!- SEO_DUDE38 has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 18:24:41 * SimonRC goes to dinner 18:41:52 -!- oerjan has joined. 18:58:11 GregorR: digg plz 19:14:20 Context-Free Design Grammar is wow 19:14:22 -!- Sgeo has joined. 19:14:24 it has some esoterica in there 19:14:42 in that you can do infinite recursion as long as the part you draw gets infinitely small 19:14:47 which is crazy awesome 19:14:51 a very natural way to think about things 19:14:57 and must make things like the mandelbrot set trivial 19:15:12 no 19:15:21 The mandlebrot self is not self--similar 19:15:28 i know 19:16:36 What are we talking about? 19:17:08 Context-Free Design Grammar 19:22:45 -!- Tritonio has quit (Remote closed the connection). 19:39:23 -!- bsmntbom1dood has joined. 19:42:47 -!- Sgeo has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 19:49:15 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 19:50:33 -!- bsmntbombdood has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 20:09:37 -!- sebbu has quit (Connection timed out). 20:28:58 -!- molchuvka has quit. 20:33:01 -!- pikhq has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 20:36:37 -!- pikhq has joined. 20:47:04 -!- GreaseMonkey has joined. 20:51:00 -!- GreaseMonkey has changed nick to N0BODY. 20:52:07 -!- N0BODY has changed nick to GreaseMonkey. 20:53:14 -!- puzzlet_ has joined. 20:53:16 -!- puzzlet has quit (Remote closed the connection). 21:16:50 -!- molchuvka has joined. 21:29:58 -!- moomoo has joined. 21:35:58 let f be the mccarthy 91 function 21:37:47 please compute f(n) for every n between 0 and 100 21:45:03 GregorR: WHERE:S TA DIGG? 21:56:06 -!- Eidolos has left (?). 22:00:27 -!- bsmntbom1dood has changed nick to bsmntbombdood. 22:00:41 how am i supposed to talk about brainfuck with a teacher ? 22:01:51 very carefully. 22:02:05 maybe give your teacher flowers first? 22:03:26 today i just called it P'' 22:05:16 call it brainhugsandkisses 22:05:32 maybe just BF 22:12:32 BrainF 22:12:53 brainsexualintercourse 22:13:04 heh 22:13:29 a clbuttic mistake 22:14:17 :) 22:14:28 bsmntbombdood: hopefully any teacher intersted in it is the type that doesn't care about the words, just how they're used 22:16:07 BrainShit 22:16:10 BrainAsshole 22:16:21 plenty of options 22:17:16 When talking about sex, there are few words that were not at some point a euphamism. 22:17:17 is "brain" a swear word? i don't think so. 22:18:05 BrainBrain 22:18:08 -!- molchuvka has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 22:18:14 "sex" was originally male/female, "make love" is a euphamism, "shag" is random, ditto "rodger" etc. 22:18:36 the only non-euphamism I can think of is "fuck" itself 22:18:55 hard to say if something is a euphamism 22:19:55 etymology? 22:20:12 and the teacher in question isn't interested in it specifically, i just have to tell them what i'm working on 22:21:10 "Brainfunk"? 22:21:19 "BrainF"? 22:21:23 BrainMakeLove 22:21:28 lol 22:21:46 brainSodomize 22:21:49 fuck != sex in brainfuck 22:22:15 BrainScrew? 22:22:15 by the way, it's "euphemism" 22:22:19 works both ways 22:22:20 BrainEuphemism 22:22:40 BrainMessup 22:22:57 brainconfuser 22:24:06 Brainal 22:24:13 That would be a good name for a BF derivative. 22:29:37 gar >_< 22:29:54 this torrent has 7991 seeders, but is downloading at 6kB/s 22:30:01 they are very slow seeders 22:30:02 ;) 22:30:04 -!- jix has quit ("This computer has gone to sleep"). 22:33:09 7991? it can only be porn 22:33:18 it's not! 22:33:25 it's a "linux distro" 22:33:30 (Aka, porn) 22:33:43 linux distro? "Lesbian"? 22:33:58 it's Prison.Break.S03E03.HDTV.XViD-Caph.avi 22:34:08 (Aka, porn) 22:34:38 no 22:34:44 i do have lots of porn seeding though 22:36:17 http://pizdaus.com/pics/MC3KUw7uCDtL.jpg 22:38:06 bsmntbombdood: is that NSFW 22:38:11 no 22:38:20 * SimonRC cautiously clicks 22:38:51 where is that? 22:38:56 dunno 22:39:12 where di you get it from/ 22:39:18 http://pizdaus.com/index.php?sort=best 22:40:47 thats a shitload of macs 22:43:25 Or is it a metric fuckton? 22:43:51 a metric kilokiloton 22:45:28 * SimonRC prefers the imperial fuckton 22:46:21 a metric fuckton is larger than an imperial fuckton 22:47:34 no, a common misconception 22:47:37 so now you can convert a pound to either newtons or fucktons, depending? 22:51:54 everything you need to know about the metric fuckton: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1398601 22:57:39 a metric fuckton is 2200 fucks 22:57:47 an imperial fuckton is 2000 fucks 22:59:00 i think you've got that back assward 22:59:03 ah 22:59:54 no 23:00:07 I could nick that for an Uncyclopedia article. 23:00:55 or it could be 1000/907, depending on how you look at it 23:02:31 as long as the raito is 1.10231131 23:07:50 i see you are using a properly shitty calculator for this 23:09:38 >>> 1111111111 ** 2 - 1111111110 * 1111111112 23:09:40 1L 23:09:49 i like nice calculators :) 23:11:09 -!- jix has joined. 23:32:21 >>> 1 23:32:31 hm 23:32:36 oh 23:32:42 you copied and pasted python interactive prompt stuff 23:33:21 only because he is EVIL 23:34:23 oerjan: approximations 23:35:09 I made an assembly language (and assembler) for MISC. 23:35:22 It's fun writing assembly with only arguments, no operators :P 23:36:11 A taste of misc-as: 0xFF 0xFF $1 0 # Subtract 1 from the value at address 0xFF 23:36:27 Erm, that's /relative/ address 0xFF 23:36:29 For absolute: 23:36:35 %0xFF %0xFF $1 0 23:36:35 i wrote a subleq machine and assembler 23:38:06 What did your assembly language look like? 23:38:32 -!- Tritonio has joined. 23:39:00 a list of adresses basically 23:40:16 with labels and a few constants 23:40:51 http://pastebin.ca/723643 23:41:05 that's cat 23:46:37 Craziest reddit headline ever: Australian actresses are plagiarizing my quantum mechanics lecture to sell printers 23:54:27 Well, don't do that. 23:54:34 -!- ehird` has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 23:55:54 So, I bought an old tablet PC plus "whatever spare parts I have lying around." Apparently "whatever spare parts I have lying around" amounts to FIVE SPARE BATTERIES. 23:56:25 I didn't desperately need six batteries for this :P 23:59:10 heh