< 1190768642 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1190768642 0 :clog!n=nef@bespin.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1190772844 0 :immibis!n=immibis@122-57-139-46.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1190772892 0 :EgoBotsClone!n=EgoBotsC@122-57-139-46.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1190772910 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!raw nick toBogE < 1190772910 0 :EgoBotsClone!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :toBogE < 1190772921 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!raw join #toboge < 1190773135 0 :ihope__!n=ihope@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1190773154 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1190773340 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where is egobot? < 1190773486 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taking a nap, I guess. < 1190773512 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, if EgoBot isn't being serviced, I hereby do nothing to you. < 1190773572 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it crashed last night when i tried to run a glass daemon < 1190773621 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1190773630 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it must be receiving medical attention. < 1190773660 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the command was !daemon glasscat glass {M[mx<1>=(_o)O!(_i)I!/(x)(_i)l.?(_o)o.?\]} < 1190773902 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bots don't take naps or require medical attention. < 1190773973 0 :toBogE!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am taking a nap now. < 1190773979 0 :toBogE!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :toBogE_away < 1190773982 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf < 1190773993 0 :toBogE_away!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zzzzzz < 1190773995 0 :toBogE_away!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zzzzzz < 1190774006 0 :toBogE_away!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ZzzOW! I fell out of bed! < 1190774050 0 :toBogE_away!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :toBogE_hospital < 1190774054 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bots can take naps just fine. < 1190774057 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe they do... < 1190774078 0 :toBogE_hospital!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis < 1190774084 0 :toBogE_hospital!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone < 1190774087 0 :toBogE_hospital!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help me < 1190774092 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1190774095 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!raw nick toBogE < 1190774095 0 :toBogE_hospital!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :toBogE < 1190774097 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION puts lots of bandages on toBogE_hospital
< 1190774104 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!raw ns identify EGOBOT < 1190774106 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1190774116 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have you ever taken a bot offline to allow it to think for a while? < 1190774122 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why did i forget to do that in #toboge < 1190774124 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1190774127 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that its password? :-P < 1190774128 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :when its offline its not running < 1190774130 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so its not thinking < 1190774134 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :its nickserv password, yes < 1190774140 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, if you were to do that, it'd be thinking during that time. < 1190774153 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION changes toboge's nickserv password
< 1190774165 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!raw privmsg nickserv :set password IAmToboge < 1190774167 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :d'oh < 1190774174 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wrong channel again < 1190774184 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1190774194 0 :toBogE!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1190774206 0 :EgoBotsClone!n=EgoBotsC@122-57-139-46.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1190774218 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you surprised? < 1190774222 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nop < 1190774224 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope < 1190774229 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thank you auto-reconnect though < 1190774235 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1190774235 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: did you do something semievil? < 1190774239 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1190774243 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Just a ghost. < 1190774251 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, he /ns ghost toboge IAmToboge < 1190774270 0 :EgoBotsClone!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1190774276 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :toBogE < 1190774283 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: that was pretty talented of you. :-P < 1190774290 0 :toBogE!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :password changed. < 1190774319 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Takes a lot of skill. :p < 1190774346 0 :toBogE!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just made it something that even i'm not likely to remember... < 1190774351 0 :toBogE!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :EgoBotsClone < 1190774370 0 :EgoBotsClone!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :immibis < 1190774376 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and egobotsclone is now linked to toboge < 1190774396 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION starts netbeans to change toboge's password
< 1190774421 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it won't need to re-identify when it logs in as egobotsclone < 1190774626 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, what is your password? < 1190774665 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :char pikhq.password = {}; < 1190774668 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Err. < 1190774675 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :char pikhq.password[10] = {}; < 1190774717 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Sqeo < 1190774721 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what language is that? < 1190774730 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perfectly valid psuedoC. < 1190774807 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and what are the contents of the array? < 1190774826 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis, none now apparently < 1190774836 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0. < 1190774844 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it's a 0-length array < 1190774845 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1190774854 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The unspecified values in a static initialiser for an array or struct are 0. < 1190774858 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[13:46] --NickServ-- Password Incorrect < 1190774872 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oO You have NULs in your password? < 1190774874 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it's an array of length 10. 10 0s. < 1190774875 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not 0000000000 either < 1190774888 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sqeo: As far as he knows. < 1190774888 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :%00 < 1190774899 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not %00%00%00%00%00 either < 1190774912 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOL not what i meant < 1190774929 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: You're entering it wrong, anyways. < 1190774929 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does one type in a NUL? < 1190774940 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alt-0000 < 1190774991 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hold alt and type 0000 on the numeric keypad then release alt < 1190774994 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :test < 1190775000 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :%07 < 1190775001 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1190775008 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course, you can't display it or send it to irc... < 1190775013 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :‮Test < 1190775021 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i don't think your os will let you type it probably. < 1190775052 0 :g4lt-sb100!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no wai < 1190775086 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It would if it conformed to the GNU coding standards. < 1190775091 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Test‪test‬yrest​t‌t‏test‮testingyay!‭moretest!test < 1190775108 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'���41���a-�8??+��?���������������������������ܢ� < 1190775121 0 :g4lt-sb100!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::þ < 1190775122 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!binascii 00000000 < 1190775134 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops forgot to run toboge < 1190775160 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :012‮345‭6789 < 1190775168 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does everyone see that? < 1190775172 0 :EgoBotsClone!n=EgoBotsC@122-57-139-46.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1190775177 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see 0126789543 < 1190775180 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Everyone else? < 1190775181 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!binascii 00000000 < 1190775189 0 :g4lt-sb100!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see ********* < 1190775233 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It has a bunch of right-to-left and left-to-right embedded in it < 1190775352 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i see 012345-6789 < 1190775428 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION sees it as 0126789543
< 1190775633 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION sees 012345-6789
< 1190775641 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :012678943 < 1190775650 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :012‮345‭6789 < 1190775662 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are those two the same or different? < 1190775830 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who sees them as the same? < 1190775869 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1190776196 0 :Sqeo!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Sgeo < 1190776253 0 :EgoBotsClone!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1190776260 0 :EgoBotsClone!n=EgoBotsC@122-57-139-46.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1190776347 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!binascii 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 < 1190776410 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!binascii 00110000 00110001 00110011 00110100 00110101 00110110 00110111 00111000 00111001 00111010 00111011 00111100 00111101 00111110 00111111 < 1190776411 0 :EgoBotsClone!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :013456789:;<=>? < 1190776420 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops, missed 2. < 1190776487 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION sees the first as 012678943'
< 1190776491 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm no ' < 1190776498 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the second as 0126789543 < 1190776513 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wrt the "are those two the same or different?" < 1190776520 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry my mistake < 1190776536 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hms? < 1190776540 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who sees 0126789543 as different from 012‮345‭6789 < 1190776542 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i forgot 5. < 1190776564 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION sees them the same
< 1190776586 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But they behave differently in the chatbox < 1190776591 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try moving the cursor around < 1190776603 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or going to the beginning and deleting < 1190776613 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wellbye < 1190776621 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, i see it as normal characters < 1190776935 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does anyone have a glass interpreter in brainfuck? < 1190776993 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!echo My Glass interpreter is faulty. < 1190777002 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello... < 1190777008 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!raw privmsg #esoteric :TEST < 1190777008 0 :EgoBotsClone!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TEST < 1190777014 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1190777025 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cat My Glass interpreter is faulty < 1190777026 0 :EgoBotsClone!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My Glass interpreter is faulty < 1190777028 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :h < 1190777029 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1190777182 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the esolangs wiki homepage is out of date < 1190777191 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Waiting for the results of the *2006* esolang contest" < 1190777578 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, that's sadly quite valid. < 1190777589 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you... < 1190777590 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: Sukoshi: Hurry up. You've had over a year. < 1190777593 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you haven't got the results? < 1190777614 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1190777619 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er... < 1190777620 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er.. < 1190777620 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er.. < 1190777680 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does anyone know if there is a glass interpreter in brainfuck? < 1190777705 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*if* < 1190777719 0 :EgoBotsClone!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1190778090 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doubtful at best. < 1190778111 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although you may feel free to port a C++ program to Brainfuck. ;) < 1190778220 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does glass have comments? < 1190778328 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'This, IIRC, is a Glass comment.' < 1190778358 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or of course "So is this, well sort of", < 1190778364 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which pushes a string and pops it. < 1190778382 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :CaptainObvious < 1190778388 0 :CaptainObvious!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Sgeo < 1190778435 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sgeo: you know nick changes apply to all channels you're on? < 1190778442 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1190778444 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ofc < 1190778454 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I only care about one chan at a time < 1190779438 0 :SEO_DUDE!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1190779557 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: what? < 1190779571 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh yes < 1190779605 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :DesuDesu < 1190779615 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: with the power vested in me by the committe, I award you this trophy engraved with the words "impatient douchebag". Congratulations, man. < 1190779651 0 :DesuDesu!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Sgeo < 1190779734 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahah. < 1190779760 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what committee < 1190779770 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :immibis_ < 1190779770 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: Needs more です. < 1190779790 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION was changing his name to that because I thought it was blocked in some other channel
< 1190779868 0 :immibis_!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1190779874 0 :immybo!n=immibis@122-57-139-46.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1190779887 0 :immybo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1190779913 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immybo: yeah, our committing skills are pretty much unparalleled. < 1190779939 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :assuming I'm answering the right person < 1190779963 0 :immybo!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :immibis < 1190780009 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :excellent. I am a ninja. < 1190780024 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :a_ninja < 1190780029 0 :a_ninja!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. i am a_ninja. < 1190780033 0 :a_ninja!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :immibis < 1190780076 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ばかなにんじゃになりたい人。…… < 1190780086 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ばかなにんじゃになりたい人。…… yourself. < 1190780142 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: you know what's foolish? < 1190780159 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :�������������������������� < 1190780163 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.... I dunno, I had a cool followup to that, but it kinda left. < 1190780192 0 :ehird`!n=ehird@user-5af069d2.wfd101.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1190780257 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: Hahah. < 1190780268 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: Just saying "stupid ninja wannabe". . . < 1190780281 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you keep an idiot in suspense? < 1190780353 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have developed a "magic trick" which is, all things considered, pretty unreal < 1190780367 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's very simple- you can try it yourself. < 1190780369 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense? < 1190780372 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :obtain an apple. < 1190780387 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: I refuse to answer purely hypothetical questions < 1190780400 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense? < 1190780405 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with said apple, present it to someone < 1190780405 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hang him from the ceiling. < 1190780416 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahah. ahah. < 1190780441 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :honestly, I thought you were just going to leave that question hanging, not unlike "to amuse an idiot, flip this over" < 1190780503 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I kinda missed an important part of preparation here, because we want a piece of paper in our pocket upon which is written what the person will say next < 1190780507 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :more on that later < 1190780542 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :when the other person is holding the apple, ask them "when you're holding that apple, what do you feel like doing?" < 1190780543 0 :cmeme!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Excess Flood < 1190780553 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cmeme talks? < 1190780586 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they will answer, based on a survey of over 40 people, "I want to throw it" or a variation thereof. You then produce the piece of paper and impress them with your mindreading skills. < 1190780605 0 :SEO_DUDE!i=Deee@gateway/tor/x-6be847ac28781d74 JOIN :#esoteric < 1190780614 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it sounds stupid, but my experimental results with this have been absolutely amazing < 1190780637 0 :cmeme!n=cmeme@boa.b9.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1190780666 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bye all! < 1190780670 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cya < 1190780685 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :any thoughts on the "Apple Experiment"? < 1190780895 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1190780899 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Trying it. < 1190780960 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a tip: < 1190780968 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :give them a few seconds to hold it in their hands < 1190780997 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION happily listens to some They Might be Giants
< 1190781013 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you ask the question when they have it settled into their palm, they seem to leap more immediately to "throw" < 1190781095 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in order to isolate any other variables, my tests have been conducted with a granny smith and some kind of dark red apple, both at room temperature < 1190781118 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :some people have suggested that warmer apples are less likely to generate an "appetizing->food" type response < 1190781122 0 :Robdgreat!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Error 1606. Press any key to continue." < 1190781183 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if pikhq confirms anything similar to my results in a different test environment, we can get some conclusive data by holding a properly conducted double-blind study < 1190781215 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I fear suggestibility may play a large part in this < 1190781689 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1190782038 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: how's that experiment going? < 1190782174 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: I meant "trying it tomorrow". XD < 1190782188 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know, when I'm around *conscious* people. < 1190782224 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1190782228 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :very well < 1190782857 0 :bsmntbom1dood!i=gavin@rrcs-67-52-47-67.west.biz.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1190783505 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1190785648 0 :Robdgreat!i=me@ip70-171-115-241.no.no.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1190785899 0 :ehird`_!n=ehird@user-5af069d2.wfd101.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1190786768 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hi, I'm a quit message virus. Please replace your old line with this line and help me take over the world of IRC. Few women a < 1190787821 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're having the Free Baby Expo. < 1190787830 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nice, because babies are usually pretty expensive. < 1190788966 0 :bsmntbombdood!i=gavin@rrcs-67-52-47-67.west.biz.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1190789634 0 :bsmntbom1dood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1190789834 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1190793599 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1190793600 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1190799021 0 :ehird`-!n=ehird@user-5af069d2.wfd101.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1190799730 0 :Guilt!n=ca361a78@allegro/user/Guilt JOIN :#esoteric < 1190799758 0 :SEO_DUDE!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"using sirc version 2.211" < 1190800022 0 :ehird`-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1190801067 0 :ehird`_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1190801225 0 :SEO_DUDE!i=Deee@gateway/tor/x-444bc920aa170a03 JOIN :#esoteric < 1190802351 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 4.02 :: www.XLhost.de )" < 1190802616 0 :Guilt!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"CGI:IRC at http://freenode.bafsoft.ath.cx:14464/ (EOF)" < 1190804824 0 :SEO_DUDE!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1190805639 0 :SEO_DUDE15!i=Deee@gateway/tor/x-3b1caa681306531b JOIN :#esoteric < 1190807378 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: well, not techincally dragons < 1190807386 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: and more foreplay than sex < 1190807394 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but otherwise, yes < 1190807409 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION realises that that might be a bit puzzling out of context
< 1190807433 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(my pic http://users.durge.org/~sc/Kigdatsi/pics/Kig_20070922.png ) < 1190807455 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :according to people elsenet, it is "cute" < 1190808991 0 :oklopol!i=oko@194.251.101.183 JOIN :#esoteric < 1190810656 0 :SEO_DUDE15!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1190810675 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.168 JOIN :#esoteric < 1190812569 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1190813883 0 :Guilt!n=ca361a78@cpe-74-76-59-19.nycap.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1190814749 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-080-228-186-098.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1190815686 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1190815696 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-080-228-191-178.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1190816920 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: but how, praytell, do they store the free babies? Surely not in plastic storage bins! < 1190816944 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: that image mildly disturbs me < 1190816956 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why? < 1190816966 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dunno < 1190816976 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is cute and loving < 1190816995 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably because whenever you see something like that on the internet, you know there's more < 1190817009 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something wicked this way comes, etc < 1190817151 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rule 34 applies here I know. < 1190817174 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A dragon friend of mine has dragon porn, apparently. < 1190817194 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it just kinda peaks my "creepy furry porn" meter, and makes me afraid < 1190817204 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they aren't furries, for a start < 1190817233 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and there is some extremely disturbing stuff in my head that will remain in my head or nowhere < 1190817237 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"scalies" < 1190817245 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, they aren't humanoid < 1190817266 0 :puzzlet_!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.168 JOIN :#esoteric < 1190817296 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they look like dragons, and their natural stance is 4-legged < 1190817375 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if they stand on 2 legs, they look less suited for it than (say) allosaurus < 1190817381 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so no, not furries < 1190817458 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: but yeah, maybe not totally suitable for human consumption < 1190817480 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is glad that he didn't explain the significance of what is happening.
< 1190817485 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1190819487 0 :SEO_DUDE!i=Deee@gateway/tor/x-7b4a4b96a588ae4b JOIN :#esoteric < 1190820029 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1190822601 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: yeah, I really don't want to know < 1190822617 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :everyone has their little fantasies, and they belong inside one's skull < 1190822716 0 :Guilt!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"CGI:IRC at http://freenode.bafsoft.ath.cx:14464/ (EOF)" < 1190822823 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: you could hardly call what I drew explicit < 1190822845 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not my point at all < 1190822940 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, ok < 1190824438 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The foreplay before dragon blowjobs is just as explicit as dragon blowjobs. < 1190824524 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1190824529 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is not a blowjob < 1190824536 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :look at the angle < 1190824549 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course not - it's the foreplay :P < 1190824555 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aaaaaaaaargh! how many people have thought that! < 1190824585 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is no oral sex or potential oral sex involved < 1190824615 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for a start, it doesn't work for them (they are Kigdatsi, notdragons) < 1190824647 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: here's a shovel- it looks like you're working on digging yourself in deeper < 1190824700 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION digs up:
< 1190824737 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is (roughly speaking) a psychic effect, not a physical one < 1190824742 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mutter, mutter < 1190824749 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION moves the image
< 1190824788 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because psychic blowjobs between Kigdatsi are much better than physical blowjobs between dragons. < 1190824871 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-62-60.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1190824914 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :will you shut up about blowjobs < 1190824923 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you are reading too much into this < 1190824986 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION does his best John Hammond impression:
< 1190824993 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Welcome.... to the internet!" < 1190825103 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's hardly creepy < 1190825137 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: explain the significance of what is happening! < 1190825155 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the species design I deliberately took the physical side out of their sex. it is all brain-to-brain stuff. About half of their brain mass is in 8 clusters around their body (distributed brain idea nicked from cockroaches). < 1190825162 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: http://users.durge.org/~sc/Kigdatsi/pics/invite-only/Kig_20070922.png < 1190825207 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the one on the left is using REMI to produce effects in one of the secondary brains of the one on the right < 1190825251 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmm < 1190825258 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how can you make babies unphysically? < 1190825291 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you don't < 1190825320 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if they want to reproduce they fuck the same way many other species do < 1190825430 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but they only need to reproduce once per lifetime to maintain the population level, of course < 1190825452 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but there's no reward for reproduction, because they can just do it mentally? < 1190825474 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they rationally know that the population level must be maintained, so they do so. < 1190825516 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they are Kigdatsi, they use rationality in a lot of places where evolution fitted us with irrational desires < 1190825518 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1190825522 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(they aren't evolved) < 1190825548 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how are they created? < 1190825601 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they were created by a human civilisation more advanced that us in a parallel universe a couple of centuries ago < 1190825665 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's called sci-f < 1190825667 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i < 1190825697 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they were thought up by me < 1190825925 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :when's the book come out? < 1190826448 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :book? < 1190826471 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stories are often recorded in books < 1190826486 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it sounds like you've got a story < 1190826516 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no skill at composing a narrative < 1190826521 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I made a setting < 1190826539 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and a species, and to some extent a culture < 1190826547 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but no storylines < 1190826556 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :except for idle fantasy < 1190826576 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :too bad < 1190826666 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe I will become motivated to make a story outof it < 1190827836 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1190827897 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: hi < 1190827902 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi SimonRC < 1190829346 0 :Tayn!n=Shadikka@dsl-jklgw3-fe19df00-247.dhcp.inet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1190829393 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1190829536 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: like my hat? < 1190830227 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: Address my non sequitur? < 1190830290 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1190830306 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exactly. < 1190830333 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no me understando :( < 1190830392 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sequire non est necesse < 1190830407 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or something like that < 1190830504 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here, I'll translate that from humorlang to IRClang for you. < 1190830516 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : GregorR: like my hat? wtf < 1190830544 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1190830579 0 :Tayn!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Non sequitur is a comment with no relation to the previous one. :P < 1190830610 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like rotten apples on a string. < 1190830644 0 :Tayn!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kinda. < 1190830751 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you insulting my necklace? < 1190830818 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only before noon. < 1190830914 0 :Tayn!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is swollen. < 1190830976 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION sees that they are using the Dada library for SATRE.
< 1190831080 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the library fines are outrageous, though. < 1190831214 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not expensive though < 1190831250 0 :Tritonio!n=Tritonio@ppp089210082204.dsl.hol.gr JOIN :#esoteric < 1190831613 0 :Tayn!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Shadikka < 1190831625 0 :Shadikka!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wondered why NickServ said nothing to me :D < 1190831953 0 :Tritonio!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bye..." < 1190832106 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION goes to dinner
< 1190833024 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought the pic wasn't explicit enough < 1190833035 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we need to see some action < 1190833169 0 :bsmntbom1dood!i=gavin@rrcs-67-52-47-67.west.biz.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1190833389 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: the thing about kingdatsi i read was so good i actually didn't know they were made by you even though you talk about them 24/7... this is a compliment, because the better a thing i see is, the harder for me it is to believe it's made by someone i know :P < 1190833396 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm fairly sure you could write scifi < 1190833529 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't read much scifi, so i may not be that reliable a critic, but try to be encouraged! < 1190833832 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1190833952 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: I am no good at characters < 1190833982 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: "action" isn't much to see anyway < 1190834010 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they have their foreheads pressed together. most else doesn't matter, though they will probably be lying down < 1190834071 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If reproducing as well, they will have their bodies together front-to-front, leaving few possible positions. < 1190835972 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-103-223.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1190836879 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1190837153 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1190837411 0 :bsmntbombdood!i=gavin@rrcs-67-52-47-67.west.biz.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1190838054 0 :bsmntbom1dood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1190838390 0 :Shadikka!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1190839098 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I've decided what my least favorite phrase is. < 1190839151 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hate it when someone responds to a statement that's remotely technical in nature with "In English?" < 1190839176 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1190839185 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It indicates both a lack of understanding and a disdain for the ability to understand at the same time < 1190839206 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"lolwut?" < 1190839218 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION sometimes says "Detail?", pronounced as the verb.
< 1190839236 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops, I meant "Detail.", of course < 1190842820 0 :ihope__!n=ihope@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1190842840 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1190842953 0 :RedDak!n=dak@host145-94-dynamic.18-79-r.retail.telecomitalia.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1190843119 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: i'm listening to dimmu for you < 1190843124 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i can better make fun of you < 1190843736 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe :P < 1190843745 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i haven't listened to much of it, but great stuff < 1190843793 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :symphonic trumpets + black metal screaming < 1190843794 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1190843819 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh, i doubt you can point out anything i admit to be a problem < 1190843828 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually, not bad < 1190843870 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :using different sets of instruments is never bad, unless it blurs the melody of course < 1190843872 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and now strings! < 1190843949 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you happen to play stepmania? :P < 1190843964 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what? < 1190843980 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dance dance revolution? < 1190843989 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1190843992 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why? < 1190844005 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :making gorgasm's anal scewer for it xD < 1190844036 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hooray anal skewering! < 1190844051 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, is it with a "k"? < 1190844053 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION fails
< 1190844055 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1190844058 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dar. < 1190844059 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*darn < 1190844069 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i actually had to look up word in this song's title < 1190844073 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"progenies" < 1190844110 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i don't understand how you could have a progeny of the apocalypse < 1190844135 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :try Carcass - Incarnated Solvent Abuse < 1190844138 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean, lyrics < 1190844156 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i had to check pretty much every word xD < 1190844167 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Good night" < 1190844170 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.siatec.net/archenemy/lyrics/deadeyesseenofuture.html well many, anyway < 1190844184 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"CommandQ" < 1190844187 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reaving fats from corporal griskin < 1190844187 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Culled...for sodden gelatine brayed < 1190844187 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Skeletal groats triturated, desinently < 1190844187 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exsiccated, sere glutenate brewed < 1190844187 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For frivolous solvent abuse... < 1190844192 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's hilarious < 1190844206 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm pretty sure it's meant to be :D < 1190844227 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :carcass is great stuff too < 1190844255 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1190844291 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mostly enjoy the lyrics separately, you can't make the words out, so the screaming is just a nice additional noise < 1190844313 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't find a definition of desinently < 1190844320 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1190844340 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Des�i�nent < 1190844342 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a. < 1190844343 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[L. desinens, p. pr. of desinere, desitum, to leave off, cease; de- + sinere to let, allow.] < 1190844345 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ending; forming an end; lowermost. [Obs.] �Their desinent parts, fish.� B. Jonson. < 1190844348 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- < 1190844349 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, " a termination or ending, as the final line of a verse." < 1190844365 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :skeletal goats pulverized, in the end?!?! < 1190844381 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think it's about grinding ppl into glue or smth < 1190844391 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or goats < 1190844392 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1190844414 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love death metal lyrics, make me laugh < 1190844424 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh haha < 1190844430 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought it did say goats < 1190844442 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :groats are hulled grain < 1190844447 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that makes even less sence < 1190844485 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, most of it is pretty clear anyways < 1190844533 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :once you look up the made up words they're using... < 1190844540 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dehydrated, dry glutenate brewed for frivolous solvent abuse? < 1190844562 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :glutenate perhaps is bread? < 1190844619 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have no idea :D < 1190844625 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something like that... < 1190844999 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but how could you brew bread for solvent abuse? < 1190845023 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think it's bread < 1190845028 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :solvent is liquid? < 1190845029 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1190845042 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :solvents are liquids, yes < 1190845045 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1190845046 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :usually < 1190845060 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :urr so... not bread, methinks < 1190845074 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something that's rich in gluten < 1190845079 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is glutenate? < 1190845080 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1190845080 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1190845083 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no... < 1190845103 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe < 1190845115 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"ate" suffix is a bit hard to generalize.. < 1190845124 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and can't find the meaning of "glutenate" < 1190845146 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$x-ate usually means "of $x" < 1190845169 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, methinks it means the stuff you get from the bones when you grind them! < 1190845177 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/-ate < 1190845178 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is pretty certain there's grinding there
< 1190845186 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bones don't have gluten < 1190845200 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know much about biology < 1190845207 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what has gluten? < 1190845210 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :grains < 1190845217 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well yeah, but that's boring < 1190845243 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gluten is used in glues < 1190845259 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not the kind of glue you sniff < 1190845281 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who said there's any sniffing? i was thinking more like a glue sex party < 1190845296 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/sex party/orgy < 1190845312 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1190845341 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"frivolous solvent abuse" < 1190845349 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that can mean a lot of things < 1190845355 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION goes to bed.
< 1190845357 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i assumed you assumed it meant the sniffing < 1190845374 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the middle of an interesting conversating like this :| < 1190845377 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's odd < 1190845406 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i would assume solvent abuse is as in glue sniffing < 1190845425 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that may be more probable than mine. < 1190845438 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's a glue orgy? < 1190845454 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't imagine glue-related sex stuff? < 1190845471 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :millions of possibilities < 1190845488 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but, as i said, yours may be a teensy bit more probable. < 1190845489 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :glue, my anti-lube < 1190845497 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OMG, we're stuck in this position! < 1190845499 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION goes to bed.
< 1190845537 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :some people like cutting their genitals, i imagine being glued from ones penis into a vagina might be a lot nicer. < 1190845543 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1190845550 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wonder if this is the right chan for this :P < 1190845559 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course it is < 1190845564 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, of course < 1190845687 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this album actually isn't bad < 1190845697 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :except for the screaming < 1190845708 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/gorgasm/masticatetodominate.html#1 < 1190845722 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a bit easier < 1190845725 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :masticate to dominate LOL < 1190845756 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :read the lyrics of corpsefiend... :D < 1190845760 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O.o < 1190845771 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hooray torture-killings! < 1190845782 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mass torture-killings < 1190845793 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :along with sexual gratification from said acts < 1190845810 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that gets so overboard i can't imagine anyone taking those lyrics seriously, but fun stuff :DD < 1190845851 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O.o.O < 1190845867 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor's slice my cock's enticed. \ I feed from the pain, deep within my punctured cock. \ Veins exposed, spewing everywhere. < 1190845890 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :solid beauty < 1190845903 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Searching for newly dead to excavate. \ I'll display her rotting corpse in erotic state. < 1190845939 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that "relatives" part is unbelievable < 1190845988 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1190846004 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who needs poetic lyrics? let's just think of something really obnoxious and write it down as it is < 1190846020 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eeww, charred vaginal effluence < 1190846035 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cannibal corpse does the same, but that's actually very popular, even you know it! < 1190846047 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the lyrics are pretty poetic < 1190846056 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :some are < 1190846080 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in Deadfuck, the vocalist is unbelievable < 1190846104 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've made a brainfuck-derivative called deadfuck in honor of thta :P < 1190846106 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*that < 1190846199 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they even sing about skull-fucking! < 1190846228 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there was this great vid where this guy sang a song by cannibal corpse, with piano and acoustic bass < 1190846275 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the intro was "i think the lyrics of cannibal corpse aren't that bad, but indeed quite beautiful, once you remove all the yelling" or something < 1190846292 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then he started singing about killing and raping a girl < 1190846299 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the whole audience laughed < 1190846302 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1190846314 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't find it... don't know what to search for... < 1190846415 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Som en flokk av helveds opphav \ Og forvaltere av foraktens sønn \ Parerer vi deres list med avskyens prakt < 1190846419 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what language is that? < 1190846438 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cc has a song on their live album called "i cum blood", before the song the vocalist yells "this next song is about shooting blood out of you cock" < 1190846438 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :norwegian, probably < 1190846448 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's oerjan's language, methinks < 1190846449 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1190846471 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, can't translate that :< < 1190846483 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :avsky is hatred or something < 1190846509 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :urgh, too different from swedish < 1190847072 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aah < 1190847093 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something like Like a flock of hellspawns \ And stewards of the son of despite \ We parry their guile with the magnificence of disgust < 1190847159 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1190847221 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds right < 1190848029 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :finally ready < 1190851186 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://vjn.fi/oklopol/stepmania/