< 1186444824 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Should I call it Encyclopedia to annoy people like calling it Wiki annoys me? :-P) < 1186445250 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1186446392 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1186452607 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1186452670 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.168 JOIN :#esoteric < 1186458330 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have never seen anyone refer to the wikipedia as "wiki" < 1186458437 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've referred to it as *a* wiki, though. . . < 1186458448 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(which, of course, it is) < 1186458468 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :foo < 1186458556 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whenever somebody generically calls it "wiki" I stab them. < 1186458560 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Two problems solved. < 1186458776 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stab-over-ip < 1186458940 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bah. Violence over IP. < 1186458945 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We'll call it VoIP. < 1186459617 0 :Figs!n=Figs@ip72-220-174-159.sd.sd.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1186459627 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ello < 1186459803 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :holy crap, have you guys seen this? < 1186459803 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.luckywhitegirl.com/2005/11/medium_rare_ele.html < 1186459806 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION eats a fig < 1186459827 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seriously, keeping the computer in the over *tsk tsk* < 1186459977 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :waaait < 1186459980 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2005 < 1186459981 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1186459981 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OLD < 1186459985 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rofl < 1186460166 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*ding fries are done...* < 1186460240 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1186460315 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Remarkably stupid. < 1186460319 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Poor computer. < 1186460330 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.tomshardware.com/2006/01/09/strip_out_the_fans/ < 1186460334 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :umm < 1186460336 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah... < 1186460341 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION would never trust her with anything more complex than an abacus ever again < 1186460429 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Can't find tomshardware.com" < 1186460435 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. That was odd. < 1186460454 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :try again < 1186460456 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :works for me < 1186460486 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, let's stick our PC into 8 gallons of cooking oil! < 1186460575 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not exactly a new cooling system. . . < 1186460588 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it still looks like wtf < 1186460589 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I believe some of the Crays were cooled in oil. < 1186460603 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(highly filtered motor oil, but still) < 1186460610 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1186460631 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it just seems counter intuitive to me to dip your expensive hardware in cooking oil < 1186460639 0 :GregorR-L!n=gregor@c-76-27-232-8.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1186460641 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it makes sense on one level but on the other, "WTF" < 1186460644 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1186460647 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi GregorR-L < 1186460665 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think the *vegetable* oil would be a good idea; it could easily go rancid, after all. < 1186460676 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That reminds me of that deep fat fryer that doubled as a fish tank < 1186460689 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Honestly. . . Do you *want* a rancid computer? :p < 1186460698 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Might keep theives from taking it < 1186460704 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Eww, this computer is gross" < 1186460713 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Let's take the TV instead, Ned" < 1186460719 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"k..." < 1186460728 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"You mean the one that's inside that fish tank?" < 1186460750 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Would you like an apple pie with that? *ding fries are done*) < 1186460796 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you think this would void your warrenty if something broke? < 1186460816 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BTW, Toms Hardware's website sucks balls. < 1186460821 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Yes sir, I dipped my PC in cooking oil and your graphics card stopped working." < 1186460838 0 :cherez!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's a cruel thing to say about balls. < 1186460864 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're right; balls are too good for Toms Hardware. < 1186460893 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now we need to find a computer that runs better hot < 1186460902 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it can double as a deep-fat fryer < 1186460940 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not only can you play your video games, but you can make french fries at the same time! < 1186460942 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::S < 1186460951 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just keep the fish tank under it :P < 1186460963 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmm, that'd be weird < 1186460973 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fish tank oil/water computer < 1186461040 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :great way to freak out your roomies ;p < 1186461054 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"WTF IS THAT THING?!" < 1186461058 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"It's my computer/fish tank" < 1186461404 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously. Tom's Hardware is for gamers. < 1186461413 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Them and their ``rigs''. < 1186461417 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sukoshi`: It's for people that like an article on 11 pages. < 1186461434 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My preferred 'rig' involves more computing power than I could ever possibly need. . . < 1186461443 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And keeping it until I actually *do* need more. < 1186461466 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hate that split-the-article-up-into-paragraphs-on-seppereate-pages shit < 1186461469 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not the Gamer Way though. < 1186461478 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :True. < 1186461483 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the sane way. < 1186461518 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the sane way also ends up using a 3-5 year old computer, and thinking "What, you guys are having lower performance on better boxes?") < 1186461524 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmm. . . Gentoo. . . < 1186461551 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1186461576 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Too easy to poke fun at Vista. < 1186461592 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ugh. @_@ < 1186461606 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :reading about quantum computers make my head hurt :P < 1186461617 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.ams.org/featurecolumn/archive/quantum-one.html < 1186461685 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need to do more math :P < 1186461699 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :two months and I've already forgotten so much < 1186461708 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn ye, summer! < 1186461869 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I never understood the gamer philosophy at all. < 1186461876 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But then *shrug* most programmers probably don't. < 1186461897 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Gamer Philosophy"? < 1186461916 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i never played video games < 1186461930 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I usually don't < 1186461936 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I've been playing a lot lately < 1186461943 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :all free ones < 1186461959 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cave Story, La-Mulana, A Game with a Kitty, etc < 1186461971 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Within a Deep Forest, Knytt... < 1186462005 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My idea of good games involves an emulator. . . < 1186462019 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1186462040 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seiken Densetsu 3 Secret of Mana! < 1186462055 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CronoTrigger? :P < 1186462090 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*starts humming Frog's Theme* < 1186462170 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070806/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_pencil < 1186462172 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WTF! < 1186462185 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seriously, what the bloody fuck?! < 1186462205 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :51 years with... geez < 1186462219 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :55* < 1186462226 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how did I get 51? :S < 1186462228 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bloody fucking, that's kinky < 1186462245 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1186462420 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have a really crazy idea < 1186462423 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :using C++ < 1186462427 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it sucks < 1186462427 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I play video games. < 1186462432 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for a game engine < 1186462449 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But mostly when my creative faculties don't work. < 1186462459 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It'd need my parser library... and I'd have to write two more libraries at least < 1186462496 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a file handler lib using the parser library, and a "database" lib using the other two < 1186462521 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, so what's the game idea? < 1186462530 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*points out the word _engine_* < 1186462554 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yacc, STL, and a SQL. < 1186462562 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... How is that any different from the hundreds of other C++ game engines out there? :P < 1186462599 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, more like Yacc, XML/DTD++, SQL inline < 1186462626 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the trick isn't so much that it'd be a game engine, in fact, it wouldn't be < 1186462627 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but < 1186462629 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I fail to see how XML handles *files*. < 1186462647 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's where the ++ comes in < 1186462653 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, it's a game engine that's not a game engine? < 1186462656 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :using a meta-language to describe the contents of files < 1186462678 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exactly. < 1186462695 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yet another Descriptive Idea from Figs. < 1186462704 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION bows < 1186462704 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. Is there any portal on the web where people propose OSS projects? < 1186462713 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no idea < 1186462717 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sourceforger? < 1186462719 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably :P < 1186462728 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :People propose stuff on SF? < 1186462744 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sukoshi` -- build one on google < 1186462751 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have everything you need to do it < 1186462770 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should. < 1186462771 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Google.Code, Google.Groups, Google.Mail, Goole.Page(? can't remember the real name... is that it?) < 1186462778 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've never done web programming, but I should. < 1186462795 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In fact, it would be a very convenient starting project. < 1186462803 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Any takers? I'll probably be writing it in Python. < 1186462814 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooo not python < 1186462815 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :scheme < 1186462824 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd be interested if I didn't have a couple dozen projects already < 1186462828 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and if I knew python :P < 1186462844 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have yet to learn Python meself, but I hear that the core is very minimal. < 1186462852 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seriously though, I like this idea because it's a way to kill two birds with one stone < 1186462856 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Minimal enough that one can learn the language as one codes. < 1186462864 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it gives me a good reason to finish my insane parser library < 1186462871 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Any other takers? < 1186462879 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :scheme! < 1186462882 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, thanks. < 1186462888 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But not because of the Python bit. . . < 1186462888 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope. < 1186462903 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION went from "know nothing" to "able to do some hacking in it" in about 5 minutes < 1186462903 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because it's web programming? < 1186462911 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could be the first to figure out how to write a site in BrainFuck < 1186462913 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, that's one thing. < 1186462922 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or has it been done? < 1186462926 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dunno what's wrong with web programming. < 1186462927 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's obvious what to do. < 1186462941 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So? < 1186462945 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just make a Brainfuck HTTPD which runs from inetd. < 1186462964 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do it, Do it, Do it, Do it, Do it...! < 1186462966 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1186462969 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION chants < 1186463042 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, I wonder what it'd look like to look at the server-side source for a BF webpage... < 1186463211 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sukoshi`: what kind of web programming though, simple cgi or using some advanced framework? < 1186463229 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because the former is a gigantic pain in the butt, and the latter involves learning way more than just the "core" < 1186463262 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :advanced frameworks wins < 1186463267 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cgi is nice and simple < 1186463274 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :errr, s/wins/loses/ < 1186463291 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wanna stick to simple CGI, unless you want to use a framework. < 1186463299 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because frameworks, IMO, are more annoying. < 1186463335 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, be prepared then, cgi is pretty awful < 1186463346 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I know. < 1186463358 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But learning a framework is learning something that's simple-paradigm. < 1186463402 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, this project isn't *that* complicated. We'll just be managing project proposals, proposal creators, proposal accepters, and maybe stuff like dates and categories. < 1186463417 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Most of it will bepend on a DB and basic HTML generation. < 1186463419 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :python is a very pleasant language though < 1186464717 0 :cherez!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's like the spa retreat of programming. < 1186464723 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule+36 < 1186464732 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1186464736 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perfect! < 1186464786 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw < 1186464790 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf is "flrrd"? < 1186464973 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_o < 1186464975 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1186464994 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :go replace every instance of the word "Fuck" in a forum post with "QUACK" < 1186464999 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it makes for unusual reading < 1186465007 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Go QUACK yourself. < 1186465012 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for example < 1186465020 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(BrainQUACK anyone? :S) < 1186465087 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :replacing words with other words commonly reads to unusual readings. < 1186465121 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I read an entire story where the F word had been censored to say "Gently caress" < 1186465132 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it took me a while to realize it wasn't just the author being quirky < 1186465144 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(forum censoring software... joy :P) < 1186465148 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you say motherfucker then? < 1186465156 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mothergently caresser? < 1186465165 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mothergently caress? < 1186465656 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1186465778 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Figs: reminds me of the SomethingAwful forums < 1186465819 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Holy loving poo-poo. Gently caress me." -> "Holy fucking shit- fuck me." < 1186465849 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it was the SomethingAwful forums, but I don't know < 1186465857 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Might have been elsewhere < 1186465857 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: different forms of "fuck" generally map to different words < 1186465875 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've spent a fair amount of time slowly learning to decode their replacements < 1186465891 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was the Streetsweeper's Tale < 1186465912 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't ask me how many times I've fucked that one up and said SweetStreeper's Tale < 1186465929 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't begin to guess. < 1186465939 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Figs: yeah, that was from SA < 1186465966 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1186465969 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not a forum member, but I like reading threads there when I'm bored < 1186465970 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't usually go there < 1186465973 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I don't remember < 1186465973 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: but "fuck" itself could be a noun or a verb < 1186465981 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or an interjection < 1186465988 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: it's not perfect < 1186465995 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gently Caress, batman! < 1186465999 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is that! < 1186466001 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1186466009 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :did they have a replacement for shit? < 1186466012 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the places the replacement doesn't fit in well are how you can start to crack the code < 1186466014 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't remember < 1186466018 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :poo-poo apparently. < 1186466022 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1186466024 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1186466026 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Figs: I'm not sure if poo-poo is crap or shit < 1186466032 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :almost impossible to tell < 1186466042 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sockpuppet a guide? < 1186466064 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :C-rap = crap, F-uck = fuck, S-hit = shit ... etc < 1186466087 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you want to spend $10 on a sockpuppet, be my guest < 1186466091 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my way is more fun < 1186466094 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1186466158 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: Are you up to it? < 1186466181 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hope Python is nice. I've Rubied, and it just feels like ... wannabe Smalltalk. < 1186466188 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1186466196 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then you might not enjoy python as much :) < 1186466202 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm? How come? < 1186466213 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a lot less of a wannabe smalltalk, but it's not very different from ruby < 1186466217 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't have blocks, though. < 1186466228 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could whip up a PHP-based BF interpreter for BF CGI. I think that'd be easier than python. < 1186466241 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :instead all functions are first-class and you can pass them freely; there's no extra sugar < 1186466242 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, Ruby uses a lot of Smalltalk-ish features, especially blocks, that irk me in their obvious lack of power. < 1186466267 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, python has list comprehensions <3 < 1186466301 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I previewed Perl over vacation, and it seemed quite nice, albeit the OOP seemed downright cryptic, and its overreliance on $, %, and @ is bleh. < 1186466326 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I totally grok the concept of using references in data structures too, because it's a C thing. < 1186466387 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The one major irk I had with my Python previewing was the forced indentation ... I've encountered enough Haskell situations where I fume because the indentation has caused me trouble where I've come to prefer brace syntax. < 1186466478 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hopefully Emacs's python-mode is more mature than haskell-mode :P < 1186466547 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :One last question as I continue my SAT studying: Is there a reason people constantly use SQL instead of writing, say, a database in Python, or C/++/Java if Python is too slow? < 1186466575 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*cough* < 1186466580 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SQL is very efficient, actually, and it scales < 1186466588 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was just talking about writing a database in C++ < 1186466590 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1186466591 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :scalability is a high motivator here < 1186466629 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't expect mine to scale *too much*... it's not a goat, fish, or scientist. < 1186466779 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :blocks are just lambda aren't they? < 1186466808 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sukoshi`: explicit references are probably the biggest turn-off from perl for me < 1186466821 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sukoshi`: emacs handles python's indentation just fine, because it's a lot simpler than haskell's < 1186466822 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sukoshi`: python's indentation is somehow saner than haskell's < 1186466843 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sukoshi`: there's no that "beginning of next lexeme" junk, you just continue on the next line and tabulate < 1186466858 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if blah: < 1186466860 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : stuff() < 1186466883 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose you could do that in haskell, too, but somehow everybody doesn't. < 1186466927 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. True. < 1186466935 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm... I wonder < 1186466949 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, explicit references are pretty useful for efficiency, methinks. < 1186466956 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sukoshi`: i don't see how < 1186466961 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although I would prefer an explicit value language rather. < 1186466962 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how would a language without an "if" keyword be? < 1186466966 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, you use ? instead < 1186466969 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sukoshi`: either you access the reference, in which case you have to access it anyway. < 1186466977 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sukoshi`: or you don't access it, in which case you don't access it. < 1186466979 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :foo? {bar} else {blah} < 1186466982 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but like < 1186466983 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesn't matter if it's explicit or not < 1186466985 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :foo? < 1186466988 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bar. < 1186466988 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :else < 1186466990 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :blah. < 1186467003 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*put in spaces where appropriate < 1186467012 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, if you have loops where you access something hundreds or thousands of times, you may want to have the value is a variable waiting, rather than in a reference. < 1186467031 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/is/as/ < 1186467065 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's why I'd prefer explicit value, that way in the cases where efficiency is needed, the value is explicitly stored, elsewise the reference is stored and looked up. < 1186467211 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that'd be interesting, but somehow, I think I've gotten myself too engrained with the C++ way of think that I'd fuck it up :P < 1186467230 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or at least _gently caress_ it up :P < 1186467232 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stay flexible < 1186467250 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'night, guys < 1186467250 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION starts doing pinky push-ups... < 1186467261 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sukoshi`: ah, but that's only possible for a limited set of primitive types for which you can have something OTHER than a reference. < 1186467265 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1186467272 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sukoshi`: and python already does that for them. < 1186467328 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sukoshi`: and a difference of one C-level pointer resolution is really not something you should worry about in a very high-level garbage-collected language. < 1186467481 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That I agree with. < 1186467537 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the gain in elegance is enormous < 1186467550 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :instead of all those sigils, you just have one type of object < 1186467566 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(like smalltalk and ruby) < 1186467598 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sigil? < 1186467614 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, nevermind < 1186467699 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :twigils O.o < 1186467744 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1186467759 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1186467764 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1186467772 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something about macros just clicked in my head < 1186467807 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just realized how neat it'd be if I could write something to make < 1186467842 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stringify { foo " is a " blahtype } < 1186467844 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :work < 1186467849 0 :mvanier!n=chatzill@netblock-208-127-159-53.dslextreme.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1186467857 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :instead of having to do < 1186467862 0 :mvanier!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1186467872 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :foo << " is a " << blahtype < 1186467986 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh < 1186467998 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sigil (Computer Programming) from wikipedia claims < 1186468000 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"In Fortran, all variables starting with the letters I, J, K, L, M and N are integers although Fortran refers to this as "implicit typing". (This is the source of the long tradition of using "i", "j", "k" etc as the loop indexes of "for loops" in many programming languages—few of which have implicit typing)." < 1186468001 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that true? < 1186468074 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :could be < 1186468131 0 :GreaseMonkey!n=saru@222-154-153-179.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1186468172 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_o < 1186468173 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://image.bayimg.com/cafmnaabf.jpg < 1186468840 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, I just realized how bad I am at shading < 1186468842 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I SUCK. < 1186468843 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :period. < 1186468846 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::'( < 1186470657 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I always thought the programming `i' originates from math's summation notation? < 1186470760 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That would be *why* Fortran had i through n as integers. < 1186470784 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;D < 1186472297 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow < 1186472299 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just like < 1186472303 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :totally wasted the evening again! < 1186472305 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck >.< < 1186472387 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :very very very off topic, but wtf: http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/08/06/worst-excuse-ever/ < 1186473599 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1186473600 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1186479151 0 :Feuermonster!n=leichenh@200.121.76.83.cust.bluewin.ch JOIN :#esoteric < 1186481522 0 :Feuermonster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!++++++++++[>++++++<-]>+++++. < 1186482141 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :?+++--- < 1186482161 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1186482214 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+--[+..+]--+ brainhug < 1186482883 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +--[+..+]--+ < 1186482931 0 :Feuermonster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exists a source of a bf compiler? < 1186482949 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sources are exist many < 1186482964 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :though interpreters most are < 1186483082 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1186483120 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but one yourself can you make, easy is it like a pie < 1186483272 0 :ololobot!n=ololobot@194.251.101.183 JOIN :#esoteric < 1186483522 0 :Feuermonster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought, I could translate it to C++ and compile it (extern) with a very small C++ Compiler. < 1186483537 0 :Feuermonster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But til now, i did not find a small c++ compiler. < 1186483608 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the small ones are the best < 1186483625 0 :Feuermonster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In the best way, it should be one .exe. < 1186483658 0 :Feuermonster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(And can be started with command lines.) < 1186483662 0 :Feuermonster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like gcc foo.c < 1186483720 0 :Feuermonster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But gcc is not very comfortable for my use. < 1186484269 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"oyasume nasai" < 1186485342 0 :jix_!n=jix@dyndsl-091-096-034-058.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1186485483 0 :wellons!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1186496921 0 :ehird`!n=test@user-514f618c.l4.c3.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1186496932 0 :RodgerTheGreat!n=Rodger@wads-5-232-125.resnet.mtu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1186496952 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :howdy, everyone < 1186497018 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :howdy, RodgerTheGreat < 1186497029 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello, ehird` < 1186497060 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello, RodgerTheGreat < 1186497068 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1186498572 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1186498598 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey, SimonRC < 1186499761 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey, RodgerTheGreat < 1186499789 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: have you had a CAT scan recently? < 1186499803 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have had a `cat /dev/urandom` scan recently < 1186500296 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The hard part to doing a cat scan is getting the cat to lie still on the scanner and not scratch the glass < 1186500391 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: this is why staple-guns were invented < 1186500436 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that would damage the scanner < 1186500448 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.choosemyhat.com/ ... DO IT! IT'S COOOOL! < 1186500471 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1186500512 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm liking that gray fedora < 1186500589 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : The hard part to doing a cat scan is getting the cat to lie still on the scanner and not scratch the glass <-- i have an overwhelming urge to put this on bash < 1186500614 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, and the two following messages < 1186500681 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the mods at bash suck. They've turned down all of the greatest quotes my friends and I have submitted < 1186500689 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is true < 1186500692 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ummm < 1186500698 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :repeat that conversation with "gay nigga" in < 1186500700 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that should do it < 1186500726 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: have you had a CAT scan recently, gay nigga? < 1186500733 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that isn't the quote < 1186500736 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : The hard part to doing a cat scan is getting the cat to lie still on the scanner and not scratch the glass < 1186500737 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : SimonRC: this is why staple-guns were invented < 1186500737 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : that would damage the scanner < 1186500740 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's it < 1186500752 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: that sentence is how it *started* < 1186500757 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay fine < 1186500758 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: How did Do not Put the Baby start? < 1186500770 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this should be an interesting story < 1186500835 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lmao- do not put the baby in the condom is priceless < 1186500835 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION imagines GregorR tuning up a Ukelele < 1186500851 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Richard, I told you to use that 10 months ago!" < 1186500853 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we need a song < 1186500857 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1186500863 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that would be fantastic < 1186500906 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do not put the baby in the fantastic song < 1186500927 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: make it, make it now < 1186500940 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did this one: http://www.donotputthebaby.com/index.php?s=Pixel < 1186500981 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wrote lyrics, give me much moneys http://nonlogic.org/dump/text/1186497006.html < 1186501022 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually i should just use the list of ones already on the site < 1186501050 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1186501071 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think we could continue to polish it a bit < 1186501335 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://nonlogic.org/dump/text/1186497363.html okay! < 1186501335 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1186501355 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that should last about 6-7 minutes.. < 1186501355 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's somewhat better < 1186501391 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now, see if you can't rephrase it into something resembling regular meter or rhyme. < 1186501410 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i could end every sentence with "voodoo" < 1186501418 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1186501428 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do not put the baby in the algebraic expression voodoo < 1186501434 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do not put the baby in the invisible box voodoo < 1186501442 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do not put the baby in the toilet voodoo < 1186501470 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if I were writing this, I'd make some kind of introductory segment that roughly explains what the song is about < 1186501606 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://nonlogic.org/dump/text/1186497634.html done! :p < 1186501633 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1186501671 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: I think ehird` could benefit from some lyrical advice < 1186501679 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or a lobotomy < 1186501719 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :either way, really < 1186502356 0 :test__!n=test@user-514f618c.l4.c3.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1186502439 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1186502443 0 :test__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ehird` < 1186502854 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: it seems that some acquatences of mine are helping your with your hat choice. < 1186503689 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, that's a lot of votes all of a sudden. < 1186503775 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yup < 1186504000 0 :Feuermonster!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1186504114 0 :helios24_!i=helios@tomakin.niobe.hellzilla.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1186504206 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hat choice? < 1186504212 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We get to choose GregorR's hat? < 1186504242 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.choosemyhat.com/ < 1186504351 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I bet he'd be even more willing to wear custom hats if they were given rather than merely suggested to him. < 1186504412 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Absolutely. < 1186504431 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[no leather, no coarse straw] < 1186504436 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[and NO VELVET] < 1186504482 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :main = do vote velvetHat; changeIPAdress; main < 1186504497 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/Adress/Address/ < 1186504582 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sure it's possible to change those things, seeing as how they occasionally change by themselves and I think I used to think I knew how to do it. < 1186504618 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :disconnect and reconnect might work < 1186504623 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or use IPv6 ! < 1186504631 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, disconnect and reconnect might work. < 1186504637 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How would IPv6 do it? < 1186504661 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And why do I seem to still be using IPv4? < 1186504743 0 :helios24!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1186504748 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-90-41.w86-204.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1186504753 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with IPv6 your ISP would give you 18446744073709551616 IP addresses < 1186504756 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could keep changing < 1186504785 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is a nice number to chant < 1186504799 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's its log base 2? < 1186504809 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :64 < 1186504861 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"1 8 4 4 // 6 7 4 4 // 0 7 // 3 7 // 0 9 // 5 5 // 1 6 // 1 6" < 1186504876 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I memorised it a while ago < 1186504906 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3.14 159 265 35. < 1186504926 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3.14 159 265 35 8797, is it? < 1186504935 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks familiar < 1186504948 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2.7 1828 1828 45 90 45 < 1186504962 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds like a frikkin' insurance company phone number < 1186504997 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoa, it's, like, angles measured in degrees. < 1186504999 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And 1828. < 1186505026 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION recalls the advert with the owl on it and the number ending "28 28 20" :-P < 1186505055 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to mentally calculate pi. < 1186505065 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :could be tricky < 1186505068 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously, that probably requires a space-efficient algorithm. < 1186505072 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1186505117 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Darn our "practical" memory systems. Our distant ancestors didn't need to calculate pi mentally, so we can't. < 1186505117 0 :jix_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1186505312 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, isn't this a wonderful formula for pi? http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/d/6/c/d6cb2a82b42bc60c89ed0987778bcd47.png < 1186505332 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll just memorize that and use it. < 1186505335 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I.X. < 1186505372 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I.X.? < 1186505429 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Iesu Xriste < 1186505489 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1186505490 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3.141592653589793238462643383279501 < 1186505521 0 :jix_!n=jix@dyndsl-080-228-177-240.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1186505529 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: from memory? < 1186505533 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1186505544 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're a nerd for having memorized it farther than 3.141592653589793238462643383279. < 1186505569 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm a nerd for a lot of things < 1186505574 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :grr < 1186505605 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you don't know useful tthings like 2^0--2^16, 2^32, and 2^64 < 1186505619 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or the mean number of days in a year (calculated that in my head) < 1186505628 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :powers of 2 up to 16 is easy < 1186505630 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1186505639 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mean number of *weeks* in a year < 1186505651 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll settle for 52 < 1186505653 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(52 + 71/400) < 1186505691 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this means that the cycle of weekdays repeats every 400 years < 1186505708 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which means that some are more likely in various positions of the year than others are < 1186505708 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, 2048, 4096, 8192. < 1186505715 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1186505731 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :16384, 32768, 65536! < 1186505741 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2^32 =? < 1186505750 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That one I don't know. < 1186505753 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :About 4 billion? < 1186505759 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4294967296 = 2 * 2147483648 < 1186505763 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1186505777 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2147483648 = 2 * 2147483648/2 < 1186505778 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and of course 2^64 = 18446744073709551616 < 1186505781 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And about 16 billion billion. :-) < 1186505790 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though apparently more like 18 billion billion. < 1186505799 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quintillion? < 1186505804 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there needs to be a name for that... < 1186505808 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: yup < 1186505818 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like kilo-inflation or something < 1186505825 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kilo-inflation? < 1186505828 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A name for what? < 1186505837 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O(2^2^n)? < 1186505842 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :c^d^n, rather? < 1186505854 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh yeah? < 1186505854 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the way that powers of 2^10 diverge from the corresponding powers of 10^3 < 1186505865 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh! < 1186505870 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has to go shopping now :-( < 1186505871 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... < 1186505876 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i memorized the alphabet! < 1186505903 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that was when i was in first grade! < 1186505903 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the ratio grows exponentially. < 1186505916 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pff. I have a handy little tool that helps me remember the alphabet. < 1186505926 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here it is: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM < 1186505961 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: it seems like a good idea to keep something with that list on your desk, for quick reference < 1186505990 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I usually use a laptop. It tends to move around. < 1186506054 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :--[+++++>->++<<]>----->[--<.+>] This is a little tool *I* use to remember the alphabet. :p < 1186506063 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also know... um... the two last digits of Graham's number. < 1186506073 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :27, right? < 1186506088 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In ternary, 00! >:-) < 1186506121 0 :asiekierka!n=asiekier@nat-1.elb.vectranet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1186506122 0 :asiekierka!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi! < 1186506131 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :here we go < 1186506154 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh no < 1186506157 0 :asiekierka!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :}( What? You wanted fun? Too bad. ){ < 1186506161 0 :asiekierka!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1186506172 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Everyone, put on the NSFW faces! < 1186506187 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION puts on nsfw face < 1186506231 0 :asiekierka!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NSFW? < 1186506240 0 :asiekierka!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1186506251 0 :asiekierka!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not Safe For Work < 1186506267 0 :asiekierka!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION puts on "stfu, nsfw-ers" face < 1186506269 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not safe for asiekierka < 1186506277 0 :asiekierka!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it'll be nsfa fool < 1186506353 0 :asiekierka!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION puts on nsfnsfawsrs face < 1186506366 0 :asiekierka!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not Safe For Not Safe For Asiekierka WorShipeRS < 1186506513 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :god i can't stand it < 1186506514 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION screams < 1186507000 0 :asiekierka!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1186507005 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, to find the last two digits of Graham's number, you need to take it mod 100... < 1186507097 0 :helios24_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :helios24 < 1186507325 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: too suspenseful! just tell us the digits! :P < 1186507338 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :27, I think. < 1186507511 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay < 1186507516 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now relate 27 to 42 < 1186507517 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks. < 1186507641 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2*7 = 42. < 1186507662 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...um, mod 14. < 1186507691 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mod 2 as well. < 1186507701 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And mod 7, and mod 1. < 1186507747 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how can something be 42, mod 14? < 1186507774 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Congruent to 42, mod 14, then. < 1186507840 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :27*1.56 is roughly 42! < 1186507850 0 :jix_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1186507916 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :27*14/9] = 42. < 1186507920 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/]// < 1186508174 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now give me significance of 14/9 :p < 1186508192 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a perfect square. < 1186508201 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(4/3)^2 = 14/9. < 1186508210 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Roughly.) < 1186508215 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not a perfect square < 1186508216 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aha! And backwards that is 234! < 1186508220 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And ... 1 sucks, or something! < 1186508233 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er, 14/9 = 1, 4, 9! < 1186508241 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So 27*14/9 = 42 = the answer to life, the universe and everything < 1186508243 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is the square of 1, 2, 3! < 1186508249 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Therefore... < 1186508257 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :g_64 contains the story of the universe! < 1186508264 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"it's as easy as 1, 2, 3!" < 1186508266 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or rather, everything up to the last two digits is the question < 1186508273 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it's encoded in a format related to 14/9! < 1186508275 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's so obvious! < 1186508319 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, phi(40). < 1186508339 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :40 = 2 * 5 * 4, so phi(40) = 1 * 4 * 4 = 16. < 1186508447 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :G mod 100 = 3^G mod 100 = 3^(G mod 40) mod 100 = 3^(3^G mod 40) mod 100 = 3^(3^(G mod 16) mod 40) mod 100 = 3^(3^(3^G mod 16) mod 40) mod 100 = 3^(3^(3^(G mod 8) mod 16) mod 40) mod 100 = 3^(3^(3^(3^G mod 8) mod 16) mod 40) mod 100 = 3^(3^(3^(3^(G mod 4) mod 8) mod 16) mod 40) mod 100 = 3^(3^(3^(3^(3^G mod 4) mod 8) mod 16) mod 40) mod 100 = 3^(3^(3^(3^(3^(G mod 2) mod 4) mod 8) mod 16) mod... < 1186508449 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...40) mod 100 = 3^(3^(3^(3^(3^1 mod 4) mod 8) mod 16) mod 40) mod 100 < 1186508464 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...and the last equation, 3^(3^(3^(3^(3^1 mod 4) mod 8) mod 16) mod 40) mod 100, is the important one. < 1186508511 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(G = 3^G modulo any small enough number, where "small enough" means "much larger than 3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3".) < 1186508604 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3^1 mod 4 is 3; 3^3 mod 8 is 3; 3^3 mod 16 is 11; 3^11 mod 40 is 27; 3^27 mod 100 is 87. < 1186508613 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I was wrong: the last two digits are 87. < 1186508713 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1186508721 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :relate 87 to 42 < 1186508722 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kthx < 1186508733 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oo < 1186508736 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :87 / 2 = 43 < 1186508771 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :87 / 2.07 rougly= 42! < 1186508962 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who cares < 1186509256 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :me < 1186509296 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not i said the fly < 1186509608 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've heard that "6 * 9 = 42" was chosen arbitrarily. < 1186509632 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was < 1186509646 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but all real conspiracy theorists know that 6 * 9 = 42_13 < 1186509795 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :6 * 9 = 42 modulo 6. < 1186509810 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1186509810 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is, 6 * 7 = 6 * 9 modulo 6. < 1186509818 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How boring! < 1186509845 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Modulo 6, 6 = 0, therefore 6 * 7 = 0 * 7 and 6 * 9 = 0 * 9. < 1186509856 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :42 is really 0! Oh noes! < 1186509860 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, everything for some random amount of time from now on is an improvised play < 1186509866 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :carry on as normal < 1186509868 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3..2...1...go < 1186509878 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, i see this is going very well < 1186509881 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1186509887 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... how are you, then? < 1186509893 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am fine. How are your chickens? < 1186509904 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dead, unfortunately. < 1186509910 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey -- that's my line < 1186509916 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, sorry. < 1186509923 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're meant to say "Fine", and then I tell you "Aha! That is where you are wrong - FOR THEY ARE DEAD!" < 1186509928 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1186509930 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then you say "What? But how?" and I say "I killed them!" < 1186509932 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, they're fine, then. < 1186509940 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aha! That is where you are wrong - FOR THEY ARE DEAD! < 1186509944 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What? But how? < 1186509951 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They died of food poisoning, unfortunately. < 1186509958 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, that's a shame! < 1186509963 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, indeed it is. < 1186509964 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What did they eat? < 1186509981 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um. You know. Just Mars. < 1186509990 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The chocolate bar, that is, not the planet. < 1186510000 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I thought you were talking about the Roman god. < 1186510004 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, they tried to eat the planet first. The chocolate bar was just a compromise. < 1186510027 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And what did the bar contain that gave them food poisoning? < 1186510041 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I shall file a wedding gown! < 1186510050 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hand me my file! < 1186510053 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Um... nothing... I really must go now! Just... uh... going to the Mars factory... yeah... why? er, no reason! bye!!! < 1186510058 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, bye. < 1186510063 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Say, did you kill them? < 1186510079 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... And now, you see, boss, I have put chicken-killing poison into all of the bars. < 1186510084 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Soon, the world will be yours! < 1186510093 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Am I the boss now?) < 1186510097 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: You! Say "Excellent!" < 1186510103 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alternatively, you are the boss, ihope. < 1186510108 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Excellent! < 1186510110 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a very dynamic company; the bosses just come and go. < 1186510117 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, indeed it is excellent... mwahahahaha... < 1186510125 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*stage whisper: BUT I HAVE MY OWN PLANS...* < 1186510135 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*cut scene to teenager inventing something* < 1186510139 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH! So that's how time travel works! < 1186510154 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Any time travel cancels itself out so that what you did when you travelled was always true! < 1186510170 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll just go and time travel now- *universe explodes in paradox* < 1186510174 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*cut scene to boss* < 1186510181 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My my, I just felt as if a universe died. < 1186510184 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you feel it too? < 1186510188 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, I did. < 1186510191 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quite odd. < 1186510193 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. That's nice. < 1186510196 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*stabs you with a knife* < 1186510203 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! < 1186510204 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mwahahahahahahahaha! Now the Earth will be MINE! < 1186510222 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You, perilous fool, will die. But first... you must tell me the recipe! < 1186510244 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: But first.. you must tell me the recipe! < 1186510251 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, lemme think... < 1186510279 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just mix this Instant Mix with a gallon of water and a large cup of sugar! < 1186510291 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does the Instant Mix contain? < 1186510299 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TELL ME! *steadies knife at throat* < 1186510303 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It says on the label, doesn't it? < 1186510325 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It says "manure"... < 1186510333 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well then, that's what it contains! < 1186510340 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that what the brown sticky stuff is, then? < 1186510344 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not chocolate? < 1186510349 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Must be. < 1186510357 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, then obviously my poison was not needed! < 1186510362 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The chickens must have died from eating manure... < 1186510363 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed < 1186510364 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but wait... < 1186510372 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THEN WHAT DID I PUT IN THE RECIPE?!!!!! < 1186510382 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*checks bottle* Oh god. "HUMANKILL2000" < 1186510392 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*finishes your life* < 1186510396 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*change scene to farm* < 1186510397 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION dies < 1186510398 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm back! < 1186510403 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So your chickens died? < 1186510409 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, they did. < 1186510413 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shame... < 1186510416 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1186510420 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Think it might have something to do with THIS? *holds up packet of manure* < 1186510426 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(gasp now) < 1186510429 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gasps < 1186510437 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why, how did you know? < 1186510455 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... < 1186510457 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Never mind that! < 1186510466 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You gave me this. *holds up HUMANKILL* < 1186510471 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gasp! < 1186510472 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I ASKED FOR CHICKEN POISON?! < 1186510475 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME?! < 1186510477 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Explain yourself! < 1186510487 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry! I... must have made a mistake! < 1186510513 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...Oh, it turns out CHICKENKILL is actually ridiculously expensive! < 1186510518 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AVADA KEDAVRA! *universe disappears in a poof of genre-and-franchise-crossing* < 1186510526 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So by giving you HUMANKILL instead, I sav-- < 1186510533 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Say, this void is very nice. Don't you agree, little Grue? < 1186510539 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, very nice. < 1186510545 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you a Grue, too? < 1186510547 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... you know this void... does it happen to be dark? < 1186510553 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think so. < 1186510558 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't void devoid of most things? < 1186510559 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, can Grues still eat in voids? < 1186510569 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't see why not, as long as they're dark voids. < 1186510578 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... you can't run away in voids, can you? < 1186510579 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And if voids are devoid of most things, then they're devoid of light, so they're dark. < 1186510593 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... you can't run away in voids, can you? < 1186510597 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, even if you could, if there's no bright place to run to... < 1186510603 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...there's no point in running. < 1186510606 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shit. < 1186510612 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you a Grue? < 1186510614 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*gets eaten by you* < 1186510628 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, apparently not... < 1186510646 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh look, pink fluffy elephant! < 1186510649 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A mouse! < 1186510653 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where? Where? < 1186510662 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HERE! I am a mouse! < 1186510665 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AAH! < 1186510682 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION runs away in a ridiculous manner < 1186510687 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I am a nice mouse. < 1186510688 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Come back! < 1186510695 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION comes back in a ridiculous manner < 1186510700 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :H-h-hello. < 1186510712 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*teeth chatter in a ridiculous manner* < 1186510712 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just kidding! I WANT TO EAT YOU! < 1186510716 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH NO! < 1186510720 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION runs away in a ridiculous manner < 1186510725 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION appears in front of you < 1186510726 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SUPRISE! < 1186510730 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH NO! < 1186510741 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stomps the mouse in a ridiculous manner < 1186510748 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION appears in front of you < 1186510751 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*scene change* < 1186510756 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello! I am your future self < 1186510757 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Really? < 1186510758 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1186510768 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE TIME MACHINE - HERE IS YOUR SCRIPT < 1186510770 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh god! < 1186510775 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*turns on time machine* < 1186510779 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello! I am your future self < 1186510783 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*scene change* < 1186510786 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, butler! < 1186510788 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello. < 1186510801 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I LIKE MONEY < 1186510815 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Would you like me to give you all my money, sir? < 1186510820 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No! < 1186510820 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have returned < 1186510824 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want you to give me all of your money! < 1186510842 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gets out gun < 1186510844 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MONEY! Now! < 1186510846 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gives it < 1186510849 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hooray! < 1186510851 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now we can dance! < 1186510854 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*dances* < 1186510859 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shall I dance too, sir? < 1186510863 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe! < 1186510868 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION dances, maybe < 1186510873 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You should be in a quantum superposition of dancing and not dancing! < 1186510882 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should not be able to tell which you are in unless I look at you! < 1186510886 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*looks away* < 1186510890 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*(and dances)* < 1186510895 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION does a Hadamard transform, observes, and dances iff the result was 1 < 1186510913 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*looks at you* < 1186510916 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHAT ARE YOU DOING? < 1186510923 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, dancing, sir! < 1186510925 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good! < 1186510929 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*scene change* < 1186510939 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. I have found the universes' admin panel < 1186510946 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look... "stars" subpanel! < 1186510954 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmm... "planets" *click* < 1186510964 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look! There's Earth! It's SOL3 here, though. < 1186510971 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... I can mess about with its core. < 1186510974 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What shall I do? < 1186510980 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Destroy it! < 1186510988 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Turn it into antimatter! < 1186510993 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can "SJAKÓÃ", "ÃÃK", or "pÃ" < 1186511006 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... the last option seems the simplest. < 1186511016 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*computer voice: EXPLODERATING CORE* < 1186511016 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do that one. < 1186511018 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH SHI- < 1186511021 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*WHABOOM* < 1186511023 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*CRASH* < 1186511025 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We're on Earth, aren't we? < 1186511025 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*FOOOM* < 1186511032 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*BIG BALL OF FIRE IS NEW EARTH* < 1186511034 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*EXPLODES* < 1186511039 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*EVERYTHING IMPLODES INTO ONE TINY DOT* < 1186511045 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I wonder what's going to ha- < 1186511051 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*DOT EXPLODES* < 1186511059 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh my. < 1186511063 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*a long time later* < 1186511068 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. I have found the universes' admin panel < 1186511071 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THE END < 1186511075 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was fun. < 1186511078 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1186511078 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :play over. < 1186511109 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://nonlogic.org/dump/text/1186507137.html Saved forever. < 1186511125 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And look, there's a Unicode character called "to slant; intricate; describe a writer's pen, lofty rocks; protruded rocks; resolute"! < 1186511158 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :paste it < 1186511178 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in utf-8 < 1186511189 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, lemme see here... < 1186511280 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The best I can manage: ã•Š < 1186511294 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just give me the html entity number :p < 1186511296 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesn't show in xchat < 1186511326 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :㕊 or 㕊 < 1186511356 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And apparently it's 0xE3 0x95 0x8A in UTF-8. < 1186511379 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~exec sys.stdout(u"\u354A") < 1186511380 0 :bsmnt_bot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :UnicodeEncodeError: 'ascii' codec can't encode character u'\u354a' in position 0: ordinal not in range(128) < 1186511381 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um i need a font with it in < 1186511412 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :%eval "\u13642" < 1186511414 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1186511418 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it's supported in Code2000 and DFSongStd. < 1186511457 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :obviously < 1186511463 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does it look like in them? < 1186511490 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here, have a web page devoted to that character: http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/354a/index.htm < 1186511508 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And an SVG sample: http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/354a/sample.svg < 1186511567 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, it's japanese or something < 1186511572 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's less interesting < 1186511590 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's certainly Han. < 1186511596 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well; whatever < 1186511611 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed, less interesting. < 1186511625 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I can find some Klingon. < 1186511645 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there should be a "making a simple conlang for beginners" tutorial < 1186511651 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :most of them drag on and are really boring =p < 1186511658 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's toki pona. < 1186511662 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How about "just make one"? < 1186511669 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: that's a language < 1186511669 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :toki pona li pona li suli ala. < 1186511678 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not a tutorial for designing conlangs < 1186511682 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was going to learn toki pona < 1186511685 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not that hard. < 1186511690 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: but chose haskell instead? < 1186511696 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1186511706 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: i know english and around 3 phrases of lojban; and I know next to nothing about linguistics < 1186511709 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION considers adding monads to toki pona < 1186511710 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"not that hard" is not that true < 1186511720 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION knows English, some Japanese, and some Esperanto < 1186511728 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, it can be superficially different but really English at its core :-P < 1186511745 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: that isn't a real conlang though < 1186511751 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It isn't? < 1186511751 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: just like people who don't know anything but C shouldn't go around designing programming languages, people who don't know any linguistics and only speak one language shoudln't design conlangs. < 1186511763 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: hey, just a small toy one < 1186511769 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION *started* a conlang a few years back. . . < 1186511770 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: learn basic linguistics, it's interesting and easy. < 1186511771 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for getting the feel of conlang design < 1186511783 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Come up with a syntax for English! < 1186511784 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: as well as being necessary for designing conlangs < 1186511786 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The language itself didn't come very far, but the writing system was quite elegant. < 1186511798 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, sure, i know the very basics of linguistics < 1186511798 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: read up on language typology < 1186511804 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's a conlang? < 1186511811 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :constructed language < 1186511811 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pretty much, I discovered my grammar was superficially similar to Esperanto, and dropped it at that point. < 1186511820 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here, have a rule: -> < 1186511844 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: for starters, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morphological_typology < 1186511887 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :consider that a tutorial :) < 1186511888 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Conlangs are fun. :) < 1186512037 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Languages of expression and languages of programming are very different. < 1186512066 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(ihope) 3.14 159 265 35 8797, is it? <<< nope. < 1186512073 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :8979? < 1186512110 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(bsmntbombdood) 3.141592653589793238462643383279501 <<< wrong again < 1186512127 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklofok: you mean right < 1186512638 0 :olsner!n=salparot@c-cf8fe155.710-8-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1186512682 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, if that's right, then i'd have to be wrong. < 1186512692 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so... you don't really stand a change < 1186512697 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've never been wrong yet < 1186512709 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :After all, we all know that oklofok > bsmntbombdood. < 1186512738 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 < 1186512741 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or somth < 1186512742 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*smth < 1186512755 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, it seems bsmntbombdood and bsmnt_bot are now bsb and bs_ rather than bb and b_, since Blejdfist sort of messed things up a little. < 1186512792 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i actually learned till 120th digit, but i've forgotten them since i forgot to revise the next day < 1186512798 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*the < 1186512834 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION also once learned to 120 but is now back to just 60 < 1186512834 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess i didn't forget, i was just lazy < 1186512841 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::O < 1186512844 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my numbers exactly < 1186512849 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if that was 60 digits... < 1186512855 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean 60 decimals < 1186512864 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah yeah < 1186512890 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah indeed, most people prolly do sequences of 6 digits < 1186512892 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean < 1186512899 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like 3.141592 653589 79... < 1186512957 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know Ï€ to ∞ places < 1186512962 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's 10_Ï€ < 1186512983 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1186513002 0 :ehird`!n=test@user-514f618c.l4.c3.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1186513004 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops. < 1186513029 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have a mixture of chunksizes... starting with two (I didn't set out to learn a lot of pi, just as much as could fit in a 64-bit float ;-), then a few groups of 3 or 4, then like pairs of 4's to 60, and 60-120 I memorized in 3's < 1186513050 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Base pi is fun. < 1186513061 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Too bad numbers like 4 have weird expansions. :-P < 1186513067 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And besides, everyone knows base e is better! < 1186513097 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 . 14 15 92 65 35 89 79 32 38 46 264 338 32 79 50 2884 1971 6939 (9375 1058) (2097 4944) < 1186513184 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd start with 3 . 141592 < 1186513189 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems more natural to me < 1186513221 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 . 141592 6535 8979 3238 4626 33832 7950 2884 1971 6939 9375 1058 2097 4944 < 1186513228 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, I think it's 3.14 1 59 265 for me. < 1186513250 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: well, it's not natural, it's transcendental < 1186513253 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe 3 . 14159 26535 8979 3238 4626 33832 7950 2884 1971 6939 9375 1058 2097 4944 < 1186513254 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1186513260 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: har har har har har har har yawn < 1186513269 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if i didn't like big blocks for some reason it'd be: < 1186513314 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3.14 159 265 3589 79 3238 4626 338 3279 502 884 197 169 399 375 105 820 974 944 < 1186513316 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something like that < 1186513866 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe we should try to improvise a language. < 1186513903 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See what we can say without resorting to English at all. < 1186513958 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :humta! < 1186513966 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that in a language other than English? < 1186513973 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION habrata asisasi < 1186513988 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whut? < 1186513994 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Podemos usar las otras lenguas, por supuesto. :-P < 1186513996 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is 'humta' english? < 1186514005 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, no. < 1186514005 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :supuesto? < 1186514008 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But is it in any language at all? < 1186514013 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err nope < 1186514015 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Por supuesto" is "of course", I think. < 1186514027 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have really no vocabulary in spanish < 1186514041 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just know some grammar and pronunciation < 1186514048 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#implang for anybody who feels like participating. < 1186514055 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Podemos usar = let's use? < 1186514064 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We can use. < 1186514076 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i always feel like everything < 1186514098 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You feel like everything? < 1186514104 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and what's 'otras' mean? < 1186514158 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i learned 50 digits of pi using conway's method < 1186514165 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(conway's chunks) < 1186514254 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: you're 10 digits away from mine and oklofok's baseline, and 70 digits away from our max < 1186514328 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"otras" is "other", I think. < 1186514383 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's what I guessed < 1186514395 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems I do know a little bit of spanish after all < 1186514435 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1186514573 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: i don't feel like learning any more, and 50 is a nice round number :) < 1186514581 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(ihope) You feel like everything? <<< yes, i feel absolutely everything possible at all times < 1186514605 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: just pointing out that you're behind ;-) < 1186514615 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: actually i know all digits of pi < 1186514620 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 < 1186514622 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want to be able to program my mental computer... < 1186514623 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1186514626 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the gui we're given sucks! < 1186514644 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: har har har har hrrg < 1186514674 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it occur to anyone else that learning mathematics might be completely useless? our brains might have mathematics at the core, as a basis for our thoughts, so our maths is like doing computer arithmetic with string cat'ing :) < 1186514758 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: if there was an easier / more "natural" way, it would have probably been discovered already. < 1186514823 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: not really - it's like running windows on top of dos with no way to get into dos < 1186514825 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.. kind of :p < 1186514848 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: the reason people do math is first of all because it's practical < 1186514852 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure < 1186514859 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: if there was an easier way to achieve the same results, people would do that instead < 1186514884 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alternatively, we haven't discovered the lower level of the brain yet so can't < 1186514913 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right. Feel free to discover it. < 1186514930 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I feel that experienced mathematicians already work at that level. < 1186514941 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least the good ones. < 1186514979 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :discovering now < 1186514982 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :discovered! < 1186514988 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh shit, i just programmed in a viru- < 1186515351 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklofok: I think so far, our improvised language is sort of failing. :-P < 1186515480 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1186515489 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm just talking in german for fun :) < 1186515540 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklofok: but on IRC, all that matters is what you're writing... and you seem to be writing english ;-) < 1186515574 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there anyone here who knows both a Romance language and a Germanic language other than English? < 1186515593 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn i wish i'd've learned spanish... < 1186515623 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sind hier deutschsprechende leute? < 1186515630 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is difficult indeed. < 1186515669 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GregOrr < 1186515684 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ja ;-) ich bin nicht deutsch, aber ich kann es siemlich sprechen < 1186515734 0 :GregOrr!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GregorR < 1186515736 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1186515752 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was... quite ziemlich gespracht.. < 1186515754 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: who do you think you are? < 1186515763 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Greg Orr. < 1186515802 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you're Greg Orr, then who's Greg Orr supposed to be? < 1186515805 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You? < 1186515823 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'ziemlich' is kinda like the intersection of the meanings of 'quite' and 'rather'... if that makes any sense < 1186515829 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't use it like that anyway < 1186515831 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1186515857 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and a few french phrases "je suis une pomplemousse avec deux jeune bleu", "je ne sais pas, j'aime tout le coleurs" ;-) < 1186515923 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, I forgot the 'gut' < 1186515949 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think we're sort of expecting ourselves to become fluent in a completely made-up language. < 1186515998 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it just sounded right because the phrase I was aiming for also begins with 'siemlich' < 1186516029 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's no 'siemlich' < 1186516034 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::| < 1186516035 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or *ziemlich ;-) < 1186516115 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I'll go try to recruit some people for #implang. < 1186516140 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklofok: whut? have I been making up german words? < 1186516164 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it seems < 1186516193 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm... i should read the rest of my german vocabulary < 1186516200 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :60 pages left \o/ < 1186516216 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but ziemlich is a word < 1186516233 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's like an hour... but why not irc for 5 days and use the rest of the summer for it. < 1186516523 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What we really need is a network where things like #implang are actually likely to get off the ground :-P < 1186516552 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and #implang would be like a channel where you mustn't speak any known language? < 1186516568 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it exists < 1186516569 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and yes < 1186516589 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Everything but English is allowed. < 1186516597 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm speaking Spanish, and I think oklofok is speaking German. < 1186516646 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION accidentily joined #impland instead < 1186516688 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1186516980 0 :jix_!n=jix@dyndsl-080-228-177-240.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1186517479 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Python's list comprehension seems just like a not-as-powerful CL LOOP to me. < 1186517573 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :python's list comprehensions are ugly imo.... though i kinda like them < 1186518279 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sukoshi`: they come from haskell, in case you haven't noticed < 1186518896 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: Ah-hah. < 1186518926 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#implang is doing well < 1186518928 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we can say basic stuff < 1186518935 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zolamuldon - "no words", words that mean no < 1186521492 0 :Sukoshi`!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1186521631 0 :Sukoshi!n=Sukoshi@user-3cf84ue.dsl.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1186522033 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CL LOOP? < 1186522099 0 :cherez!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CL LOOP is Turing equivalent, if I recall. < 1186522114 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is it? < 1186522123 0 :cherez!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Common Lisp's LOOP macro. < 1186522169 0 :cherez!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It pretty much does anything any loop construct of any language will do. < 1186522211 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does it do? < 1186522226 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1186522306 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh-huh. < 1186522314 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh yeah < 1186522407 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOOP probably does everything from mapcar to forth's begin..while..while..repeat..else..then loop < 1186522452 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How is it defined? < 1186522569 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dunno ;-) as far as I understand forth, those control structures are just manipulations on some kind of control stack and can be combined virtually without limits < 1186522612 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know what it's useful for, but not its properties? < 1186522767 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, you're asking about CL's LOOP, not about forth? I' not a big fan of loop so I've actually never used it ;-) < 1186522937 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a macro which does all of the above. < 1186523050 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does it take, what does it return? < 1186523410 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CL's LOOP is u-g-l-y < 1186523419 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like anti-lisp < 1186523506 0 :RedDak!n=dak@87.18.90.126 JOIN :#esoteric < 1186523562 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: it takes a very complicated syntax, and returns whatever you want it to < 1186523586 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see. < 1186523601 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#implang is doign very well < 1186523607 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we can already have a simple conversation :) < 1186523656 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least 10 xor 10 bots must be in #esoteric < 1186523665 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :good, we meet the requirements < 1186523675 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not really. < 1186523693 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least 0 < 1186523694 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we meet that < 1186523699 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, at *least*. < 1186523710 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, I saw it without the at least. < 1186523741 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :botcount(); returns 1, and 10^10 < 1. < 1186523754 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm a bot < 1186523773 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is bsmnt_bot a real person? < 1186523788 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmnt_bot is a subproccess < 1186523852 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's 1 bot on this channel? < 1186523862 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ololobot! < 1186523877 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 or 3, depending on whether you count bsmntbombdood? < 1186523902 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay, my bot was acknowledged < 1186523939 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and clog is a bot. < 1186523944 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That makes 3. < 1186523960 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the definition of a bot is that it's nick ends in 'bot'! < 1186523977 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is not. :-P < 1186524029 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cmeme too < 1186524036 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err... something about your mom as a comeback. < 1186524059 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does cmeme do? < 1186524084 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :log < 1186524519 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/06.08.09" < 1186524964 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :oklokok < 1186525964 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1186528637 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1186530153 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)