00:00:29 <bsmntbombdood> "D f(y) y+3; print(f(2)*2)"  ==> "[Syly 3 +Ly Zd>r] sf 2 lfx 2 * p"
00:05:25 * SimonRC curses the newsgroup alt.fan.dragons
00:05:59 <SimonRC> I love to read it, but every time I read it my stomach starts churning.
00:05:59 -!- Sgeo has joined.
00:06:06 <SimonRC> I mean, WTF?!
00:06:15 <SimonRC> Why, why, why?
00:06:29 <SimonRC> Sgeo: you missed the context
00:06:37 <SimonRC> 00:03:37  * SimonRC curses the newsgroup alt.fan.dragons
00:06:37 <SimonRC> 00:04:11 < SimonRC> I love to read it, but every time I read it my stomach starts churning.
00:07:09 <ihope> Sgeo, Misser of Context!
00:07:11 <Sgeo> ty SimonRC 
00:07:15 <Sgeo> :D ihope 
00:07:27 <SimonRC> maybe I have a crush on it
00:07:29 <SimonRC> :-P
00:09:36 <bsmntbombdood> yay, imitation bc
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00:11:27 <SimonRC> hi
00:11:56 <calamari> hi
00:11:58 <ihope> SimonRC: so what's this about stomach churning?
00:12:26 <SimonRC> I feel ill every time I read the newsgroup alt.fan.dragons
00:12:34 <SimonRC> yet I love to read it
00:12:44 <SimonRC> IT'S NOT FAIR
00:12:57 <ihope> Why do you feel ill?
00:13:02 <SimonRC> dunno
00:13:45 <SimonRC> I know it is because the blood is being diverted away from my digestive system, like a f-o-f reaction, though my heart rate and breathing don't go up much.
00:14:35 <SimonRC> but I don't know why the newsgroup (or rather, I suspect, the concept behind it) is causing that reaction in me
00:14:43 <ihope> The concept behind it, eh?
00:16:06 <SimonRC> RTFFAQ
00:16:49 <oerjan> hm, i guess if the conversation is mainly about grilling knoghts for dinner... (-:C
00:16:56 <oerjan> *knights
00:16:59 <SimonRC> no
00:17:37 <SimonRC> many of the peole there are Otherkin
00:17:48 <SimonRC> I'm damned sure I'm not.
00:18:19 <oerjan> so basically you are envious because _you_ are not a dragon?
00:18:27 <SimonRC> not really
00:19:39 <SimonRC> I have always liked dragons, maybe it would be fun to be one
00:19:54 <SimonRC> but WTF does the group have that effect on me?
00:22:18 <ihope> Subconsciously envious?
00:22:33 <ihope> Look in a mirror and see if your eyes are green. That's a sure-fire way to tell, maybe.
00:22:41 <SimonRC> :-P
00:22:47 <ihope> :-P indeed.
00:22:49 <SimonRC> maybe it has something to do with my (partial) vorarephilia
00:23:05 <SimonRC> ok maybe you didn't want to know about that
00:24:21 <oerjan> well does that too make your stomach churn?
00:24:50 <SimonRC> no
00:25:04 <SimonRC> Vore has ... other effects on me
00:26:03 <bsmntbombdood> aaarrrgh it can't parse x^2+1
00:26:29 <ihope> SimonRC: love of devouring?
00:26:36 <SimonRC> ihope: approximately
00:26:42 <SimonRC> see wikipedia
00:27:02 <SimonRC> or not, if you prefer
00:27:03 <ihope> I see.
00:27:18 <ihope> So is yours first-person, second-person, or third-person?
00:27:23 <SimonRC> hee
00:27:26 <SimonRC> heh
00:27:29 <SimonRC> which is which?
00:27:46 <ihope> First person is eating, second-person is being eaten, third-person is watching someone be eaten.
00:27:52 <SimonRC> first person
00:27:58 <ihope> Interesting.
00:28:27 <ihope> That may have something to do with it.
00:28:30 <SimonRC> slight inclination towards soft-vore
00:28:36 <ihope> Soft-vore?
00:28:37 <SimonRC> ihope: you think?!?!??!!?!?!
00:28:43 <SimonRC> ihope: see wikipedia again
00:28:59 <SimonRC> It means you don;t chew
00:29:01 <SimonRC> :-P
00:29:17 <ihope> Soft-vore is not chewing?
00:29:30 <SimonRC> yeah
00:29:33 <oerjan> well reptiles do tend to swallow things whole, don't they? (-:C
00:29:47 <SimonRC> Snakes come to mind as an example.
00:30:18 <ihope> oerjan: is C the eyebrows there?
00:30:25 <ihope> SimonRC: indeed, snakes do that.
00:30:29 <oerjan> no, the horns
00:31:02 <ihope> Ah.
00:31:54 * SimonRC wonders why he is telling random people on the internet things his parents and close friends don't know
00:32:49 <SimonRC> except for one
00:33:17 <ihope> Ah, I have similar things.
00:33:21 <bsmntbombdood> Me too
00:33:22 <SimonRC> ?
00:33:23 <oerjan> maybe it is not speaking about dragons per se, but rather finding others sharing a similar fetish
00:33:25 <SimonRC> like?
00:33:42 <SimonRC> oerjan: I don't *think* the dragon-liking is anything sexual
00:34:15 <ihope> Oh, um... well, vorarephilia has some overlaps with it.
00:34:17 <bsmntbombdood> wow, [[vorarephilia]] has quite an active talk page for a one line article
00:42:21 <pikhq> There aught to be an Uncyclopedia article like that.
00:44:05 <SimonRC> I think the UC article on dragons is necesary reading at this point
00:44:43 <ihope> pikhq: sort of like Fisher Price?
00:45:34 <ihope> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Fisher_Price and http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Fisher_Price:_A_Retrospective
00:55:29 <bsmntbombdood> the reader is requested to go fellate a coprophilliac
00:56:58 <ihope> Go "eat" those who fuck shit.
00:58:18 <bsmntbombdood> That's what i said
01:00:01 <ihope> Yup.
01:00:18 <bsmntbombdood> Dragons tend to spontaneously implode when being huffed, especially the red ones.
01:04:55 <oerjan> _im_plode?
01:07:05 <ihope> oerjan: makes them easier to huff, or something.
01:07:43 <oerjan> ah, it is just a trap, put there by devious dragons.
01:08:09 <oerjan> to _lure_ people into huffing them.
01:16:29 <bsmntbombdood> tricky little bastards
01:44:17 <Sgeo> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Vorarephilia&oldid=127070561
01:46:46 <bsmntbombdood> silly wikipedia
01:49:35 <Sgeo> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Theory_of_Sexual_Reproduction_revised (warning language)
01:49:39 * Sgeo wrote it
01:50:02 <SimonRC> heh
01:50:44 <SimonRC> Sgeo: ah, already read that
01:50:57 <Sgeo> ..oh..
01:52:39 <SimonRC> but it's good though
01:52:44 <SimonRC> are you on #uncyclopedia?
01:53:23 <Sgeo> yes
01:53:28 <Sgeo> ty
01:54:26 <bsmntbombdood> However, there are some fears that the discovery will lead people to turn to atheism as a contraceptive.
01:54:29 <bsmntbombdood> lol
01:56:16 <Sgeo> :D
01:56:49 * Sgeo will BRB
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01:57:31 <Sgeo> WhatdidImiss?
01:58:05 <SimonRC> nothing
01:58:55 * Sgeo is glad to finally be using his FN password
01:59:24 <SimonRC> "FN"?
02:00:00 <Sgeo> FreeNode
02:00:04 <SimonRC> ok
02:00:15 <SimonRC> what does that do?
02:00:24 <SimonRC> I didn't konw about passwords
02:01:52 <bsmntbombdood> nickserv
02:08:54 <ihope> "According to an online study of 30 traditionally bad sounds, the sound of vomiting is the worst sound in the world." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vomiting
02:08:58 <ihope> Very interesting.
02:10:05 <oerjan> that one went the rounds earlier this year in newspapers, i believe
02:10:28 <oerjan> or maybe this autumn
02:21:15 <SimonRC> bsmntbombdood: oh, that thing
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06:22:08 <SimonRC> WTF?!  http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon/broadband/tx/universe/vote/
06:22:20 <SimonRC> have these people not heard of cosmic rays?
07:15:29 <oerjan> well, if you put it together with that other theory that universes reproduce by evolving intelligent creatures until they recreate the big bang...
07:19:17 <GregorR> Wow, that's one funky "theory."
07:21:02 <oerjan> i guess the journalists just conveniently ignored those who pointed out that the _current_ accelerators are a far way from creating anything that nature doesn't do by chance.
07:24:09 <GregorR> Nature creates universe-destroying phenomenon (which, by definition, would produce effects at faster than the speed of light) by chance ;)
07:26:09 <oerjan> i sort of imagined that if the universe was designed, then the light-speed limit would be there in order to prevent catastrophes from spreading too fast.
07:29:03 <GregorR> Idonno, that sort of only makes sense with the speed of light in a non-relativistic setting.
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11:25:46 <ihope> The media are nice, but they often exaggerate things.
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11:32:27 <Figs> http://www.jbum.com/idt/r.html :)
11:32:36 <Figs> The R Programming Language
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12:07:33 <sebbu> i'm looking for a t, u or i programming language
12:41:12 <SimonRC> TECO, Unlambda, Icon
12:41:15 * SimonRC has lunch
13:25:46 <pikhq> Bah.
13:25:48 <pikhq> Plof.
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16:47:35 <UnrelatedToQaz> !funge93
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17:46:50 <UnrelatedToQaz> That was odd.
17:48:46 <UnrelatedToQaz> !glass {M[m(_a)O!"Hello World!"o.]}
17:49:18 <UnrelatedToQaz> running it might help
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17:49:56 <EgoBot> Hello World!
17:50:06 <UnrelatedToQaz> Meh. There we go.
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18:36:14 <bsmntbombdood> school sucks
18:39:07 <nazgjunk> disagree :P
20:46:02 <RodgerTheGreat> <= high school pretty much sucks. College can be hard, but it's worth it.
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21:27:47 <ihope> I know high school math.
21:27:54 <ihope> Much of it, anyway.
21:28:02 <ihope> Is calculus BC considered part of high school math?
21:31:26 <GregorR> "Calculus BC" ... I don't think they had calculus that early in history ;)
21:39:26 <ihope> Back then, "calculus" meant nothing more than "rock".
21:39:57 <ihope> I mean, they must have had thousands of words for describing rocks.
21:40:21 <lament> what's BC?
21:40:27 <ihope> "Calculus" would be a rock used for mathematics.
21:40:57 <ihope> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AP_Calculus
21:41:19 <lament> The Greek period introduced some of the ideas of integral calculus, but does not seem to have developed these ideas in a rigorous or systematic way. Eudoxus (circa 408 BCE - circa 355 BCE) used the method of exhaustion, which prefigures the concept of the limit, to calculate areas and volumes. Archimedes (circa 287 BCE - 212 BCE) developed this idea further, inventing heuristics which resemble integral calculus.
21:42:34 <ihope> The method of exhaustion?
21:45:03 <lament> the method of exhaustion.
21:45:18 <ihope> Hmm.
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