< 1177030901 0 :crathman!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1177032767 0 :GreaseMonkey!n=GreaseMo@222-154-151-221.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1177033236 0 :RodgerTheGreat!n=Rodger@wads-5-232-13.resnet.mtu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1177033251 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi, guys < 1177042718 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip72-200-73-175.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177043373 0 :Figs!n=Figs@ip64-75-241-206.aloha.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177043661 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :c++ is the most esoteric language of them all :/ < 1177043734 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you sure? :P < 1177043735 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It stops being esoteric when knowledge of it is a normal requirement for a CS course. < 1177043738 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :C can be worse < 1177043749 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(although it can still be fucking weird as hell) < 1177043771 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_o < 1177043771 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://static.flickr.com/120/304387877_3fb38f8156.jpg < 1177043784 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"My God! It's full of cars!" < 1177043823 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kudos if you know what webcomic that's used as side-joke in < 1177043835 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and what language they were refering to. < 1177043837 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1177043839 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :spaghetti! :) < 1177043845 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The *language* is Lisp. < 1177043846 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1177043855 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq gets half a kudo. < 1177043864 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the comic? :) < 1177043867 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1177043873 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Could* be xkcd. . . < 1177043880 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I'm not sure 'bout that. < 1177043891 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bingo < 1177043893 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1177043911 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://xkcd.com/c224.html < 1177043914 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://xkcd.com/c224.html I'm right, indeed. < 1177043918 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1177043930 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION gets a full kudos
< 1177043938 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1177044016 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :True or False: "props" can be used as a verb. < 1177044025 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :True. < 1177044047 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"He props up the sign" < 1177044059 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What case/tense is that? < 1177044066 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good question. < 1177044071 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dunno. < 1177044084 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could tell you were it in one of my *non*native languages. :p < 1177044097 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1177044114 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh < 1177044123 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Finnish apparently has ___ grammatical cases? < 1177044130 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1177044200 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it's 15... < 1177044248 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't speak Finnish; can't help you. < 1177044259 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :neither do I < 1177044263 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1177044270 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but some wikipedians apparently do < 1177044284 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION does Japanese and Esperanto (to varying degrees of ability)
< 1177044358 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is the past tense of 'eat' in esperanto? < 1177044524 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :La hundo vendis horlo^goj. < 1177044549 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^g --> g with ^ < 1177044588 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I ever go back to designing languages < 1177044615 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I won't put those obnoxious extra characters into it :P < 1177044627 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd either make my own alphabet < 1177044638 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or use one of the already working ones :P < 1177044921 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION pokes pikhq
< 1177045088 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can anyone give me a list of 20 words in English that stay the same in the past participle? < 1177045101 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*past tense < 1177045496 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Figs: homework? :) < 1177046670 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1177046673 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just bored < 1177046673 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1177046684 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry for the slow reply -- I left for dinner < 1177046690 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just got back < 1177046696 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :any way, you can find a list here: < 1177046700 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_irregular_verbs < 1177047138 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION returns for not very long. . .
< 1177047152 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: < 1177047155 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I could remember the infinitive of 'eat', I could tell you. < 1177047163 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :La hundo vendis horlogo. < 1177047168 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mi estas esperanta komencanto. . . < 1177047190 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kaj mia esperanto ne bonas. < 1177047271 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION leaves
< 1177047278 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I barely even know any :P < 1177047291 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so even if you are a newbie, it's ok :P < 1177047298 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that's the meaning, right?) < 1177047317 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I'm an esperanto newbie, and my esperanto isn't good."? < 1177049659 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1177050358 0 :goban!n=goban@ip68-107-157-108.hr.hr.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177050436 0 :Figs!n=Figs@ip64-75-241-206.aloha.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177051317 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GreazeMonkey < 1177051375 0 :GreazeMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :zannze < 1177052078 0 :zannze!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GreaseMonkey < 1177052281 0 :Figs_!n=Figs@ip64-75-241-206.aloha.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177052291 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1177052295 0 :Figs_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Figs < 1177052317 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1177052324 0 :Figs!n=Figs@ip64-75-241-206.aloha.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177053934 0 :jix__!n=jix@195.37.106.60 JOIN :#esoteric < 1177055999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1177056000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1177057316 0 :jix__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :jix < 1177057320 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1177058130 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1177065018 0 :goban!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1177065159 0 :goban!n=goban@ip68-107-157-108.hr.hr.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177067580 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gonna sleep, gnight < 1177067689 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"MITM attacks are so evil." < 1177073797 0 :jix__!n=jix@dyndsl-091-096-048-133.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1177074010 0 :jix__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :jix < 1177076894 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1177077375 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1177079668 0 :RodgerTheGreat!n=Rodger@wads-5-232-13.resnet.mtu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1177082090 0 :crathman!n=chatzill@69.15.198.171 JOIN :#esoteric < 1177083589 0 :goban!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1177084400 0 :goban!n=goban@ip68-107-157-108.hr.hr.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177086166 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1177087680 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-41-73.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1177091684 0 :thorat!n=doddi@194-144-13-100.du.xdsl.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1177091724 0 :thorat!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1177092113 0 :goban!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1177097605 0 :goban!n=goban@ip68-107-157-108.hr.hr.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177098268 0 :goban!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :SendQ exceeded < 1177098647 0 :goban!n=goban@ip68-107-157-108.hr.hr.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177101693 0 :LeaLeaLea!n=chatzill@12.178.87.91 JOIN :#esoteric < 1177101971 0 :goban!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1177102385 0 :goban!n=goban@ip68-107-157-108.hr.hr.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177103856 0 :LeaLeaLea!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :RainbowTrout < 1177104438 0 :goban!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1177104522 0 :RainbowTrout!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do de do de do < 1177104936 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177105015 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1177105322 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1177105389 0 :goban!n=goban@ip68-107-157-108.hr.hr.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177106002 0 :RainbowTrout!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1177106422 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip72-200-73-175.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177106446 0 :goban!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1177106624 0 :goban!n=goban@ip68-107-157-108.hr.hr.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177107801 0 :ihope__!n=ihope@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1177107808 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1177108446 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :did I tell you I calculated the power density of the Sun? 0.27 W/m^3. No wonder the hot-fusion people are have such a hard time. < 1177108884 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1177109597 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-70-2.w83-203.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1177110524 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1177111008 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cool. < 1177111055 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :awt awt awt < 1177111096 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not very dense < 1177111174 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Q: what's a greek urn? < 1177111179 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A: any one where the TLD is .gr ! < 1177111183 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*rimshot* < 1177111185 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(urn = Universal Resource Name .. a superset of URLs) < 1177111185 0 :SevenInchBread!n=CakeProp@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1177111187 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(not the ususal punchline, eh?) < 1177111195 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION goes to bed
< 1177111257 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lessee, the sun is not optimized for producing the most possible effect. < 1177111281 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rather, i assume it produces just enough to compensate for gravitation. < 1177111317 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then, the fact that there exist much larger stars indicates that more effect is possible. < 1177111349 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, i think fusion only happens in the core. < 1177111419 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i suspect the larger ones have lower output per area. < 1177111474 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean volume? < 1177111541 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i doubt it. i understand blue giants live much shorter, which means they must burn faster. < 1177112830 0 :fax!i=usr63675@80.193.211.68 JOIN :#esoteric < 1177112831 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello < 1177112846 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION joins random IRC channels in the hope of finding somthing exciting happning
< 1177112865 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought i saw you here before in the logs? < 1177112872 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well yeah ive been here a few times < 1177112884 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but Im no good with esoteric languages so I feel bad < 1177112888 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact you had some question. hm. < 1177112905 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh regarding tr? I gave up and used the less elegant sed commands.. < 1177112922 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah that was it. < 1177112933 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tr can do what you want i think < 1177112940 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well I was sleep deprived and manic < 1177112950 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I end up writing a one liner matrix screensaver < 1177112960 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was going to say that perl has a tr command too, but i don't know if it does Unicode any better. < 1177112962 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :& whats more thats the only line of code I wrote in a week :/ < 1177112972 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if I used perl's tr, It would look stupid < 1177112979 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like "Why doesnt he just do it all in perl" < 1177112991 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha... < 1177112992 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think anyway.. < 1177112999 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tr "a" "b"? < 1177113014 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is one possible syntax. < 1177113019 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: translate ASCII characters to unicode, it might be possible by setting local env vars or somthing.. < 1177113023 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or wait... < 1177113024 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didnt bother < 1177113027 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(to find ot) < 1177113041 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :another (ugly) solution is sed to replace each ASCII with 3 ASCII chars, then tr should work < 1177113045 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but thats really.. stupid < 1177113053 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a single sed expression or a sed & a tr < 1177113064 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess tr/a/b/ is more usual. < 1177113131 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :on the other hand, why _don't_ you just do it all in perl. < 1177113172 0 :crathman!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.3/2007030919]" < 1177113236 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: 'cos anyone could do it in perl :p < 1177113247 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :im just trying to accumulate lots of interesting "Bash one liners" < 1177113371 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm... you could use sed to build the sed command. < 1177113394 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oo I like that < 1177113429 0 :fax!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats crafty :D < 1177113452 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :code generation ftw