< 1153872344 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ym < 1153872350 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've got minischeme < 1153872410 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :51kB of C code -.-' < 1153872754 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll go to sleep for 2-3h < 1153872791 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :week long caffeine frenzied coding party wasn't good idea < 1153872817 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bbl < 1153873005 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1153873216 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153873366 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You guessed wrong. The character is not called ``ym''. < 1153873417 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh? < 1153873439 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153873465 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++++<-]>. < 1153873467 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :È < 1153873473 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hooray. < 1153873476 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++[>+++++<-]>. < 1153873479 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ú < 1153873485 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here's a quiz for any UNIX or GNU/Linux users out there: What standard UNIX command will allow you to determine the time of the last power outage? < 1153873487 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++[>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++<-]>. < 1153873491 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :F < 1153873526 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++++++++[>+++++++++++<-]++++++++<-]>>. < 1153873529 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153873529 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: uptime. (I don't have an UPS) < 1153873537 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup :P < 1153873543 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who *doesen't* know that? < 1153873545 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_>. < 1153873557 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Windows users ^^ < 1153873559 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My uptime is pretty bad because, well, the last power outage was yesterday :P. < 1153873567 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1153873581 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My uptime is pretty bad because, well, my computer is off. < 1153873602 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Been logged into a friend's box. < 1153873608 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*GASP*. < 1153873617 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You half-UNIX-man!!! < 1153873628 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're like... a UNIX-Eunuch! < 1153873641 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1153873642 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My mom's very annoyed by me leaving the computer on when I'm away from it for long periods of time. < 1153873643 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When I don't have my computer, I prefer to just call an ISP and establish a dialup connection with my voice. < 1153873669 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Could be a bit annoying for anyone around you. < 1153873679 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm never away from my computer! < 1153873681 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Muahahahahahaha! < 1153873774 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You sure you're not really ams? < 1153873915 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AMS? < 1153873935 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, I'm confident that a TwoDucks interpreter could be written ... it would have to run through several times to determine the final temporal state, then run it once with everything in that state. It of course couldn't solve the halting problem because it wouldn't get through to there, but it would be an accurate interpreter. < 1153873951 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TwoDucks? < 1153873978 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/TwoDucks < 1153873992 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ams is the guy in charge of the release of the entire GNU system. < 1153874003 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He seems to never sleep. < 1153874003 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wOAHA. < 1153874006 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Errr.... < 1153874007 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woaha. < 1153874016 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I sleep only 2-4 hours per day. < 1153874020 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do, regrettably, sleep though. < 1153874032 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's doing well if he sleeps once every two days.. < 1153874043 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need more caffeine for that. < 1153874045 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION sleeps between 8 and 10 hours per day.
< 1153874050 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION shudders.
< 1153874056 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm a caffeine fiend, as well. < 1153874056 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So... much... time wastage.... < 1153874062 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And you sleep *that* much?! < 1153874071 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's just that once I'm asleep, I'm out *cold*. < 1153874076 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am too. < 1153874106 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hence a Ruby script that uses MPD to set my speaker volume to 100%, pick 5 songs from my music library and play them until I hit `q' or they finish playing, and then set the volume back down again. < 1153874111 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153874112 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could sleep during a bombing. < 1153874121 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Put on crontab at 7 AM in the morning, and it works in waking me up :P. < 1153874366 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as opposed to 7 AM in the evening? < 1153874398 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, as opposed to my mom cursing me out from bed. < 1153874682 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wooh, I'm soooo a committee of one. < 1153874683 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That rocks :P < 1153874738 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just do 7:00. We all think on 24 hour time, right? < 1153874740 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D. < 1153874742 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And me. < 1153874749 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So now it's a committee of two. < 1153874759 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does someone want the honors of posting in alt.lang.intercal ? < 1153875019 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has little-to-no newsgroup access.
< 1153875037 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION does IRC, not Usenet
< 1153875093 0 :ihope_!n=foo@adsl-68-248-138-159.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153875126 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, 7 PM in the morning. < 1153875159 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1153875198 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exactly. < 1153875761 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153876652 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Chatzilla 0.9.73 [Firefox 1.5.0.2/0000000000]" < 1153880542 0 :bdtg!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1153885932 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-72-72-141-184.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153889613 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hey, everybody! Make this your default quit message!" < 1153889632 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I won't. < 1153889894 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes you will. < 1153889896 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unknowingly. < 1153889915 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh no! < 1153889931 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmm. I think my useless project has definite potential of becoming what I wanted it to become. < 1153889994 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, mine doesn't. < 1153890023 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :���。 < 1153890411 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*yawn* < 1153890515 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1153890608 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153890933 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: were you the one who said that mIRC can't do Unicode? < 1153891136 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because it turns out that's not quite correct. This alleged P.O.S. can do Unicode. Though only as UTF-8, unfortunately. And there's only one font on my computer with full U+ support. < 1153891140 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. That's at my last recollection, Idonno if they've improved. < 1153891155 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153891167 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So... yay! ^_^ < 1153891210 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course, I don't know any Japanese, so Razor's text may as well be a bunch of boxes and weird accented vowels. < 1153891233 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-P < 1153891247 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153891284 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: what unicode version does that font support? < 1153891478 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good question... < 1153891485 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION checks Wikipedia.
< 1153891553 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not version 4.0, apparently. It goes buggy on double-width diacritics. But hey, it's Microsoft, so if that's the *only* bug, I'm impressed. (Arial Unicode MS, BTW.) < 1153891566 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION should probably DL some better Unicode fonts.
< 1153891568 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok so not quite "full U+ support" then :) < 1153891610 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh, okay. ;) What I mean is that it's the only font on my system with the CJK characters. < 1153892364 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION changes back.
< 1153892385 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Turns out I prefer monospacing to Japanese characters. ^^ < 1153892453 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153893341 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1153893359 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"So okay bye!" < 1153894025 0 :Razor-X!n=user@user-3cf84fq.dsl.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153894032 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And another one of those highly annoying power outages. < 1153895134 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Highly likely to fail test: < 1153895135 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!reload < 1153895135 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153895155 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Haven't even gotten to the test yet ;) < 1153895159 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :) < 1153895171 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153895270 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: How do you disable the garbage collector of D? < 1153895280 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Something like std.gc.disable < 1153895286 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or just don't use new, use malloc < 1153895293 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It comes with malloc? < 1153895303 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yah < 1153895308 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. Cool. < 1153895325 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_i)I!(_o)O!(_s)S!(_x)<1>=(_c)""=/(_x)(_c)(_c)*(_i)l.?(_s)a.?=(_c)*(_o)o.?\]} < 1153895328 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153895330 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153895335 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_O < 1153895338 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I still say that looks like a bunch of butchered smilies. < 1153895356 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woah, I broke something but bad ... < 1153895362 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What'd you break? :P. < 1153895386 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!reload < 1153895410 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_O < 1153895411 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehe. < 1153895434 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1153895441 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153895444 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm trying to make daemons persistent. < 1153895451 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153895458 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not working, I gather? < 1153895461 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Instead I appear to have made a big mess :P < 1153895467 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153895470 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hooray! < 1153895486 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!"Test?"(_o)o.?]} < 1153895489 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Test? < 1153895492 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmn < 1153895514 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's a good test program ... < 1153895555 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf http://www.stacken.kth.se/~foo/rpn/brainfuck/rpn.bf < 1153895559 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153895561 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 GregorR: bf < 1153895563 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 GregorR: ps < 1153895569 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 1 1 +\n < 1153895601 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> < 1153895603 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153895605 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153895607 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153895608 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 1 < 1153895618 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1153895619 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153895661 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has no idea how to use that RPN calc ...
< 1153895772 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, good test. < 1153895782 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(If it works this time >_> ) < 1153895783 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_i)I!(_o)O!(_s)S!(_x)<1>=(_c)""=/(_x)(_c)(_c)*(_i)l.?(_s)a.?=(_c)*(_o)o.?\]} < 1153895786 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153895789 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 GregorR: glass < 1153895791 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 GregorR: ps < 1153895795 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 Line 1\n < 1153895799 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Line 1 < 1153895804 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, whoops, forgot to make it a daemon :) < 1153895806 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1153895809 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153895822 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon repeater glass {M[m(_i)I!(_o)O!(_s)S!(_x)<1>=(_c)""=/(_x)(_c)(_c)*(_i)l.?(_s)a.?=(_c)*(_o)o.?\]} < 1153895828 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Line 1 < 1153895831 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Line 1 < 1153895856 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bbias < 1153895868 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153895879 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has no idea what's going on.
< 1153895883 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cannot write checkpoint image < 1153895912 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_O < 1153896047 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1153896049 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153896054 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon repeater < 1153896055 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153896149 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153896180 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153896581 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1153896612 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153896973 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!reload < 1153896977 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153897141 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aha, found the issue (maybe) < 1153897175 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153897176 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153897183 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I love when that happens :P. < 1153897206 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153897215 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon repeater glass {M[m(_i)I!(_o)O!(_s)S!(_x)<1>=(_c)""=/(_x)(_c)(_c)*(_i)l.?(_s)a.?=(_c)*(_o)o.?\]} < 1153897223 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Line 1 < 1153897236 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1153897238 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Line 1 < 1153897247 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ARRRRRRGH < 1153897259 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153897272 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :More testing in #egobot -_- < 1153897294 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153897294 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Broken pipe < 1153897391 0 :nooga!n=dracosof@213-238-102-205.adsl.inetia.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1153897403 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'lo nooga < 1153897445 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi GregorR < 1153897463 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Trying to make daemons persistent in EgoBot. < 1153897684 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1153898277 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153900555 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153900608 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi EgoBot < 1153900799 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1153900800 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153901065 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;p < 1153902078 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@12.78.67.5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153903197 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1153906418 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@222-152-191-147.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1153906457 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0"sedud yeh">:#,_@ < 1153906783 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153906786 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153906788 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153906802 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen testing if this still works < 1153906862 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :158 +++++++++++++++[>++++++++>++>+++++++>++++++++<<<<-]>>>>----.<----.>-.+.<++++.+++++.-------.<++.>++.---.<.>>.<++.+.>-.<<.>>.+.<.+++..<.<-.>>+++.+++.-------.>-. [419] < 1153906894 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, it works again < 1153907405 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153908735 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gonna go so ciao < 1153908736 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1153911863 0 :ChanServ!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Shutting Down < 1153912274 0 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. JOIN :#esoteric < 1153912274 0 :irc.freenode.net!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :+o ChanServ < 1153914341 0 :bdtg!n=root@c-bfd1e253.08-84-73746f2.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1153916273 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153916671 0 :nooga!n=dracosof@213-238-102-205.adsl.inetia.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1153919533 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153919782 0 :bdtg!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1153925027 0 :ihope!n=foo@adsl-68-248-138-159.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153926595 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153934803 0 :smokecfh!n=user@53549344.cable.casema.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1153934841 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153935445 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153935448 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153935450 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153935950 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what are the numbers that are output together with the code from bf_txtgen? < 1153936041 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, if I look at 'em I'll remember, one sec. < 1153936048 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Bler < 1153936072 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :66 +++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++++>><<<<-]>.>--.-------.+++++++++++++. [110] < 1153936074 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the first looks to be the number of instructions, but I don't know about the last < 1153936081 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps number of executed instructions? < 1153936154 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The last one is the number of iterations it took to get there. < 1153936158 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IIRC < 1153936169 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++++>><<<<-]>.>--.-------.+++++++++++++. < 1153936172 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bler < 1153936236 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what kind of algorithm uses egobot? < 1153936246 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(for bg_txtgen i mean) < 1153936266 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IIRC its a GA < 1153936267 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've been trying to compress a 622 byte poem into as small a bf code as possible < 1153936290 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kipple: the same as textgen.java? < 1153936329 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've tried that and it generates code of approx 7000 bytes in 2 hours (and then improves only one byte per hour or less) < 1153936361 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my current approach leads to <3000 bytes in a few seconds, but i'm interested in other (possibly better) algorithms as well :) < 1153936388 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's textgen.java < 1153936418 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't write it myself, I just used textgen.java - in fact, EgoBot has basically no inbuilt functionality :P < 1153936489 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah ok < 1153936535 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot doesn't even have networking built in. :p < 1153936561 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope 8-D < 1153936566 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<-- teh lazy < 1153936572 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Mmm. Baghira. < 1153936594 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, isn't Baghira that stupid theme to make everything look OS X-y? < 1153936610 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :142 +++++++++++++++[>+++++>+++>++++++>+++++++<<<<-]>++.>>>++++..<<+.--------------.<-----------.>>+++++++.>------.+.+.+++++++++.<.<++++++++++++++. [553] < 1153936628 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: Yeah. < 1153936645 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++[>+++++>+++>++++++>+++++++<<<<-]>++.>>>++++..<<+.--------------.<-----------.>>+++++++.>------.+.+.+++++++++.<.<++++++++++++++. < 1153936648 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmm. Baghira. < 1153936935 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Sweet. . . < 1153936968 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :98 +++++++++++++++[>++++++++>+++++>+++>++<<<<-]>>++++++++.<-.>++++++++++++++++++..<---.>>+.>++.<.>.<. [962] < 1153937715 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the RPN calculator needs a \r at the end of input in order to work (who on earth would ever consider CR as EOL?) < 1153937777 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey... how do you get EgoBot and netcat to talk to each other, instead of it only going one way? < 1153937823 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-e < 1153937835 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: Arrrrgh >_< < 1153937853 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :except DOSish and MACish people, that is < 1153937857 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: hmm? < 1153937909 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: Macish people use \n now ;) < 1153937914 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: netcat -e < 1153937926 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, according to Lou Scheffer the '99 bottles of beer on the wall' example in malbolge does not use a loop but just prints -- http://www.lscheffer.com/malbolge.shtml, can anyone verify that he is talking about the Hisashi Iizawa version? < 1153937957 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: netcat -e egobot, or what? < 1153937957 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*brain explodes* < 1153937971 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :smokecfh: nope, he talks about another version which prints an uuencoded gzip file < 1153937975 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :smokecfh: oh, sheesh. Just run through it manually. < 1153937981 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Dood, RTFM :P < 1153937992 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: :) < 1153938021 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :smokecfh: read my comment on Iizawa's version < 1153938135 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: where? < 1153938146 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/language-malbolge-995.html < 1153938265 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Scheffer refers to Johannes E. Schindelin's version, http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/language-malbolge-375.html < 1153938319 0 :merl!n=my@gworld.itkm.ru JOIN :#esoteric < 1153938322 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah! that clears things up a bit :) thank you < 1153938372 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :np :) < 1153938410 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as for the W in GregorR-W I always thought it meant Read-Write Gregor, while GregorR is a Read-only Gregor < 1153938417 0 :merl!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1153938442 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: How not-topical at all :P < 1153938466 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry, reading the backlog O:) < 1153938588 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION attempts to write to GregorR
< 1153938603 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently my client doesn't support it. < 1153938640 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1153938643 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 GregorR-W: ps < 1153938661 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't finish making daemons persistent :( < 1153938784 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon persistent bf +[,[-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.] < 1153938791 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!persistent Hello, world! < 1153938800 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 1 < 1153938807 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :G'job :P < 1153938813 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1153938817 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: daemon persistent bf < 1153938819 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 ihope: ps < 1153938824 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon persistent < 1153938827 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153938828 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Naah naah < 1153938841 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon persistent bf +[,[-]++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.] < 1153938846 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!persistent Hello, world! < 1153938848 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 1 < 1153938851 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.............. < 1153938904 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: the paper is "fairly" readable if you use google translate < 1153938914 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2F64.233.183.104%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dcache%3AvcsZz5FfPo8J%3Awww.sakabe.i.is.nagoya-u.ac.jp%2F%7Enishida%2FDB%2Fpdf%2Fiizawa05ss2005-22.pdf%2B%2522hisashi%2Biizawa%2522%26hl%3Dnl%26gl%3Dnl%26ct%3Dclnk%26cd%3D7%26client%3Dfirefox-a&langpair=ja%7Cen&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&prev=%2Flanguage_tools < 1153938926 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ipe, use tinyurl :-P < 1153938932 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!persistent This encryption is just about unbreakable, even if you know exactly how it works. But you better pad the stuff first, eh? < 1153938934 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :smokecfh: I'm working in a (slightly) more readable attempt but I'm not done < 1153938962 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y'know, encryption is implicitly lossless :P < 1153938969 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon persistent < 1153938971 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153938972 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Naah naah again :P < 1153938973 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.......................................................................................................................... < 1153939045 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon kill bf +[,[-]+] < 1153939064 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :smokecfh: http://www.formauri.es/personal/pgimeno/temp/malbolge-jap-eng.html < 1153939072 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: kill is already a command < 1153939082 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon undaemon bf +[,[-]+] < 1153939088 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not that I expect this to work. < 1153939098 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do people always assume I'm an idiot. < 1153939103 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, RTF-code. < 1153939112 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because you *are* an idiot! :-P < 1153939126 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sobbles* < 1153939162 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :QBF QBF QBF QBF QBF < 1153939164 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no idea, but maybe this will cheer you up: http://urlx.org/google.com/3c396 < 1153939179 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153939181 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153939183 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153939321 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: so are you going to add your QBF interpreter to the wiki page? < 1153939426 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: not all encryption is lossless (though I guess most modern ones are) < 1153939478 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course, if you talking about encryption using computers you are probably right... < 1153939535 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :QBF operates on adjacent cells but... does it make sense for a newer version to have two data pointers instead of one, so that the operations are performed over the data pointed to by both? < 1153939564 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...What? < 1153939573 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, yeah, that'd work. < 1153939610 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it kind of gives more freedom IMO < 1153939880 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION likes that idea.
< 1153940020 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: i'm waiting for somebody to write a qbf program < 1153940041 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: so i can verify it sort of works < 1153940057 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CNOT works, doesn't it? < 1153940066 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably. < 1153940105 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just test observation next. If that works, assume everything does. < 1153940182 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also the code is incredibly ugly (the qubit library itself) < 1153940214 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: I don't assume you're an idiot. < 1153940235 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: I just assume that you're freakin' insane. < 1153940723 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay < 1153940727 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do i upload stuff to wiki? < 1153940762 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Esolang:The_Esoteric_File_Archive < 1153940834 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhh < 1153940843 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so basically, i can't < 1153940846 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION points in pgimeno's general direction
< 1153940859 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could if I could SSH home X_X < 1153940877 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: I can do it for you < 1153941195 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://z3.ca/~lament/qubit.py < 1153941198 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://z3.ca/~lament/qbf.py < 1153941238 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(qubit is a quantum library, qbf the interpreter itself) < 1153941353 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, any other file? examples? :P < 1153941393 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :see, that's the problem < 1153941398 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehe < 1153941400 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No examples yet :P < 1153941413 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my test file is >%<%!!%.# < 1153941418 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that does not exactly do much. < 1153941465 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the thing might contain really obvious bugs < 1153941471 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for all i know. < 1153941664 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: now write a qbf program < 1153941670 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have the interpreter! < 1153941696 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, no version remark? < 1153941992 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where's the interpeter? < 1153942062 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf < 1153942065 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1153942083 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION gives you a qbf quine:
< 1153942095 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EOF < 1153942104 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NULL programs usu aren't considered as quines. < 1153942106 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pah, it doesn't use any observation. < 1153942122 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: Kidding. < 1153942154 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and EOF isn't a quine because it doesn't print EOF :-P < 1153942192 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(at least in Homespring, a null program outputs something like "A null program is not a quine." ;) < 1153942306 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my qbf implementation only outputs 1s and 0s < 1153942316 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so writing a quine in it is... difficult < 1153942337 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"In HOMESPRING, the null program is not a quine.", I think. < 1153942374 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I knew how-t-f a hadamard transform worked, I may be able to pseudo-write something in QBF :P < 1153942398 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Heheh. < 1153942416 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, simple. It turns |0> into (|0> + |1>)/sqrt 2 and |1> into (|0> - |1>)/sqrt 2. < 1153942460 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: it takes a qubit and sort of rotates it < 1153942527 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I understand what (|0> + |1>)/sqrt 2 means, but (|0> - |1>)/sqrt 2 not so much ... how can you have a negative on the |1> ... < 1153942553 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The -1 is the probability amplitude. < 1153942565 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But how can it be negative? >_O < 1153942579 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's wrong with it being negative? < 1153942588 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a complex number, after all. < 1153942601 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Yeah, it can be imaginary.) < 1153942625 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just going to say "Screw quantum mechanics". < 1153942629 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the probabilities of |0> and |1> have to add up to 1, right? < 1153942647 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The squares of their absolute values do. < 1153942688 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION needs Quantum Mechanics for dummies :P
< 1153942828 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: yes < 1153942833 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: probabilities add up to 1 < 1153942846 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: but not the amplitudes < 1153942847 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, yeah. < 1153942853 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But not the probability amplitudes. < 1153942858 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: which can be negative or imaginary or whatever < 1153942867 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: it's the squares of their absolute values which add up to 1 < 1153942892 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So their probability amplitudes are a rather abstract view of the probabilities ...? < 1153942898 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sort of. < 1153942924 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: yes, the idea is that the same probability can result from completely different quantum states < 1153942928 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right < 1153942957 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1153942958 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: which is why it's possible to get a qubit with equal probabilities of 1 and 0, apply hadamard and always get 1 < 1153942961 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, sorry, their probability amplitudes are rather abstract for a view of probabilities, but that's because they're actually representations of something more complex (quantum state)? < 1153942970 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay, now I get to type those boring state thingies all over again. < 1153942970 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: then take another qubit with equal probabilities of 1 and 0, apply hadamard and always get 0... < 1153943032 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[%].&.&..&.&... < 1153943038 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Outputs binary for 'H' :P < 1153943051 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That first loop could hypothetically take an infinite amount of time ;) < 1153943060 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It almost always finishes. < 1153943085 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know, this is probably the first programming language for a quantum computer. < 1153943090 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: wrong < 1153943093 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope, there are others. < 1153943100 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: a bunch of "real" quantum programming languages already exist. < 1153943105 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"real" as in non-esoteric < 1153943106 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Holy crap. < 1153943107 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't see any other way to get a 0 ... hadamard just makes it equal chance, so all you can do is hope you observe it as what you want (and therefore solidify it) < 1153943111 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION shits himself.
< 1153943127 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: well, there's this weird whatever thingy... < 1153943131 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: to set a bit to 0, you can use %!!% < 1153943139 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, that does a CNOT. < 1153943143 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But yeah, it works. < 1153943174 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also note that %!!% is the same as %!%%!%, so %!% is half a CNOT. < 1153943187 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish I knew what the controlled-V did, I don't know matrix format. < 1153943206 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00 < 1153943224 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> -> |00>; |01> -> |01>; |10> -> |10>; |11> -> i|11> < 1153943303 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: it's on the wiki page < 1153943328 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i still don't understand how, with just hadamard and CV, you can do arbitrary rotations < 1153943334 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems quite impossible < 1153943347 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The first row corresponds to an input of |00>, the second is |01>, the third is |10>, and the fourth is |11>. < 1153943349 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :therefore making qbf non quantum-complete < 1153943359 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The columns are the same, but with outputs instead. < 1153943699 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i|11> ... the probability amplitude for the possibility |11> is i? < 1153943813 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oy, food. < 1153943927 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: aye. < 1153944276 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: of course that means the probability is still 1 < 1153944366 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does "ye gots a something" sound cute or stupid? :-P < 1153944936 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It sounds ye olde. < 1153945277 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1153945305 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just like YE MOMMA < 1153945315 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it would be like Ye Momme. < 1153945340 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So how do I add cuteness and enthusiasm to "you have something"? < 1153945388 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` *Giggle* You know... *runs finger over chest* ... you have something '' ? < 1153945585 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, that's too scary. < 1153945623 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153945653 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You have something............IN YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!! < 1153945661 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1153945673 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something SMALL! < 1153945703 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't want anything like that in my pants, thank you very much. < 1153945723 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The year 1337 was the beginning of the hundred year war. On this year, the king of France was quoted saying "OMG 3NGL15H CAMPER FAGZ" < 1153945765 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sudden reboot time. < 1153945766 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153945866 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, so cal is broken for `cal 9 1752'... < 1153945886 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is? < 1153945894 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it isn't < 1153945898 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it works fine < 1153945903 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not for me < 1153945928 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :incidentally it's also broken for me for cal 2 1582 < 1153945958 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cal? < 1153945979 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :calendar utility < 1153945995 0 :ihope_!n=foo@adsl-68-248-138-159.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153945997 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for unix and company < 1153945997 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That was fast. < 1153946038 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Close a couple things, look in the task manager, and it was a near WTF to see the stuff down at 200MB :-) < 1153946074 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...And the other connection thing is still there? < 1153946102 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION calls up his ISP and asks them to reset all connections to any freenode.net server
< 1153946118 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that originated from this IP address, that is) < 1153946562 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, wait, i|11> ... the probability is still 1? abs(i)^2 == -1, no? < 1153946578 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: abs(i)^2 = 1 < 1153946581 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: abs(i) = 1 < 1153946639 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :X_X < 1153946643 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Didn't know that one ... < 1153946700 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. < 1153946705 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's true, huh.... < 1153946716 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh but.... no, it's not... < 1153946807 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153946938 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH GAD SUDDENLY I GET %!% < 1153946945 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vat?!?! < 1153947032 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|1> % 1/sqrt(2) |1>, 1/sqrt(2) |0> ! i/sqrt(2) |1>, 1/sqrt(2) |0> ! -1/sqrt(2) |1>, 1/sqrt(2) |0> % |0> < 1153947051 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because of how hadamard is defined, the last state before % is the same as |0> after being %'d < 1153947197 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.... I'd understand a bit more maybe if I knew *why* you're using these numbers, but... alright.... < 1153947263 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :% is defined to change 1|1> into 1/sqrt(2) |1>, 1/sqrt(2) |0> and 1|0> into -1/sqrt(2) |1>, 1/sqrt(2) |0> (and the inverses of those) < 1153947267 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153947279 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Why do they change into 1/sqrt(2) ? < 1153947293 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, because that's how hadamard is defined ^^ < 1153947320 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It would help if I knew what a Hadamard is. < 1153947320 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With both as 1/sqrt(2), the probability is equal. That is, if you were to observe it right then, there would be an equal chance of it being 0 or 1 < 1153947377 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153947582 0 :lindi-!n=lindi@kulho150.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1153948346 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm gonna stick to good ol' non-quantum computing X_X < 1153948386 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah. it sounds exciting. < 1153948497 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153948886 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YAY, www.donotputthebaby.com is back up 8-D < 1153948943 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...... < 1153948947 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does that mean? ;). < 1153948996 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was down because my host changed their ISP without telling me >_< < 1153949002 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But now it's back up 8-D < 1153949025 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the subject matter of the site? < 1153949060 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, strange warning labels? X-P < 1153949085 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehe. < 1153949087 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Subject matter" is a phrase ill-suited to a page which is completely pointless :P < 1153949132 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;P. < 1153949843 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :grr, the repository takes a while to update < 1153949850 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err the files section < 1153949914 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The contest is attracting more people. < 1153949924 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Especially after I posted on alt.lang.interlang. < 1153949940 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Errr... < 1153949944 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alt.lang.intercal. < 1153950001 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :People who read alt.lang.intercal ought to choose a new communicative medium :P < 1153950006 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153950020 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, there's no #intercal here, so.... < 1153950033 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or ##intercal even. < 1153950063 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So #esoteric mebbe :P < 1153950107 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153950113 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, there's ##brainfuck after all. < 1153950207 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's more of a trap to get people to come to #esoteric than anything else :P < 1153950228 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehe. < 1153950233 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It obviously worked in my case. < 1153950345 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, the 255 (32,10) in Brainfuck constants does not work for me < 1153950380 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 +>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[[[-<++>]<<]>]> < 1153950383 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 +>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[[[-<++>]<<]>]>. < 1153950397 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153950401 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 GregorR-W: ps < 1153951000 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >>>>>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[[[-<++>]<<]>]>. < 1153951005 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153951009 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pgimeno: ps < 1153951046 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it hits the beginning of the memory < 1153951204 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it just sets several memory positions with 3's < 1153951452 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders if he left -debug on the runline for !bf ...
< 1153951456 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >>>>>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[[[-<++>]<<]>]># < 1153951464 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153951466 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION guesses: no
< 1153951467 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 GregorR-W: ps < 1153951507 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not enough > < 1153951509 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry < 1153951558 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >>>>>>>>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[[[-<++>]<<]>]># < 1153951572 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >>>>>>>>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[[[-<++>]<<]>]>. < 1153951652 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#? < 1153951656 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What kind of operater is #? < 1153951666 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TULL MI! < 1153951674 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's used for debugging in many interps. < 1153951685 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(To dump the content of the tape or something thereabout) < 1153951698 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153951954 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1153951964 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :qbf programs? :) < 1153952079 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153952081 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153952083 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153952092 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No QBF in there :-) < 1153952093 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: I have failed. < 1153952096 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: add qbf to egobot! < 1153952101 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: I'm planning on it. < 1153952109 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: What does the W in my nick stand for? < 1153952124 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: Wobbly < 1153952124 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :War! < 1153952129 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: Woman < 1153952138 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wangsta. < 1153952172 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All of the above. < 1153952179 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or, maybe your name is Gregor Rolfe Wolfe. < 1153952203 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or something less ridiculous, like Gregor Richard Williams :P < 1153952219 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor Rregor Wregor? < 1153952249 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION pulls out his MD5 gadgetry
< 1153952258 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When I'm back at home, somebody remind me about QBF < 1153952277 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your hash for today: 2c46edab5c62176d6fb7b6893b1f6f0d < 1153952320 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders if there's an md5 quine :P
< 1153952334 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably is < 1153952345 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Depends. < 1153952354 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... < 1153952367 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know the chances. < 1153952380 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just computationaly infeasable to find one < 1153952401 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably ((something-1)/something)^something, where something is the number of hashes. < 1153952432 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually it's more like 1/something +1/(something-1)+1/(something-2)... < 1153952449 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But that's very long. < 1153952466 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, wait... 1-((something-1)/something)^something. < 1153952476 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :z < 1153952482 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wrong window < 1153952515 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently, there are 340282366920938463463374607431768211456 possible MD5 hashes, ignoring things that could be hashes but aren't. < 1153952525 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2**128 hashes < 1153952590 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So the chance of there being an MD5 quine seems to be about 1-((340282366920938463463374607431768211455-1)/340282366920938463463374607431768211456)^340282366920938463463374607431768211456. < 1153952608 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: no < 1153952622 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf >+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]>>]>. < 1153952623 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No? < 1153952627 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is 340282366920938463463374607431768211457 < 1153952650 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2^128 = 340282366920938463463374607431768211456. < 1153952656 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1153952673 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf >+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]>>]>-. < 1153952675 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ÿ < 1153952693 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : 1-((340282366920938463463374607431768211455-1)/340282366920938463463374607431768211456)^340282366920938463463374607431768211456 == 340282366920938463463374607431768211457 < 1153952708 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shit < 1153952711 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nevermind < 1153952735 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, the chance seems to be pretty close to 0. < 1153952738 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wrong answer < 1153952742 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]>>]>-. < 1153952745 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ÿ < 1153952749 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]>>]>--. < 1153952751 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :þ < 1153952768 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1153952772 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[<[-<++>]>>]>-. < 1153952775 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ÿ < 1153952802 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]<<]>-. < 1153952805 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :þ < 1153952809 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now that's it < 1153952966 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153953159 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the initial > is because it needs a zero to the left < 1153953218 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 +>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]<<]>-. < 1153953221 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :þ < 1153953294 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, does that interpreter extend to the left as well? < 1153953326 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]<<]>-. < 1153953329 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :þ < 1153953332 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]<<]>. < 1153953335 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ÿ < 1153953365 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf <+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<.>.>.<.<. < 1153953367 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i; < 1153953405 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i;? < 1153953416 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153953416 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds eeky < 1153953559 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The chance seems to be close to 1-1/e. < 1153953576 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My whatever thing must be malfunctioning. < 1153953628 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... rounding error. It's rounding (2^128-1)/2^128 up to 1. < 1153953708 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So the chance is 0.63212, give or take something. < 1153953803 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153955778 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your... other thing of the day: 'It stands for "work".' < 1153955866 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That "something" is around 10^-40, unless I messed up: http://zem.fi/~fis/bleh.txt < 1153957468 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153958032 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-72-72-131-41.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153958074 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(|greetings>+|salutations>)/sqrt(2) < 1153958247 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I saw "greetings" < 1153958257 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Me too < 1153958292 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is this, Q-IRP? The quantum version of "Internet Relay Programming"? < 1153958296 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153958319 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Factor some RSA numbers, chop chop! ... Please. < 1153958330 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1153958342 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just a second... < 1153958346 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the next one? < 1153958381 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Grf ... why isn't there a graphviz opposite-of-prune command >_< < 1153958383 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RSA-704, apparently.