< 1142985722 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1142985734 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was frozen with fear for 5 minutes < 1142986079 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1142986228 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bbl < 1142986232 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1142986759 0 :GregorR-L!n=gregor@host-226-196.dhcp.pdx.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1142986970 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1142986990 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(on the FASTRAND magnetic-drum extrnal storage device): " The FASTRAND II was the second member of the FASTRAND family, and by far the most common. The ill-fated FASTRAND I had only one rotating drum and half the storage capacity. A single massive drum rotating almost 15 times a second acts as a powerful gyroscope which tries to stay in a fixed location with respect to the distant stars. Unfortunately, the Earth rotates, and this leads to a conflict betw < 1142987032 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@198.107.20.174 JOIN :#esoteric < 1142987038 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :External storage device? < 1142991552 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1142991586 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION goes
< 1142992027 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION comes
< 1142993171 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1142993173 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bow-chicka-bow-wow < 1142993241 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bling bling bling! < 1142993287 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dz-dz-dzzt dz-dzzt, dz-dz-dzzt dz-dzzt! < 1142996443 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1142997895 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1142998224 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1142998241 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1142998251 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@198.107.20.174 JOIN :#esoteric < 1142999187 0 :CXII!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1143000018 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1143008459 0 :ski___!n=slj@84-217-46-251.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1143009132 0 :ski__!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1143011582 0 :ski__!n=slj@84-217-107-242.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1143011609 0 :nooga!i=nooga@ip-50.net-41.rev.inter-c.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1143011621 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA < 1143011628 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi :D < 1143011642 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how are you? < 1143011651 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm fine now that my CS350 final is over X-P < 1143011943 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CS350? < 1143012019 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Algorithms and Complexity. < 1143012312 0 :ski___!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1143012652 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh < 1143012763 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1143012803 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't touch giki :| < 1143013549 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1143013690 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :last days < 1143013709 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've got some work for $$ to do < 1143013993 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Work for $$ is good ^^ < 1143014399 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1143014400 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1143015191 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1143019126 0 :jix!n=jix@abx-gw.static.abraxas-medien.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1143029320 0 :kipple!n=kipple@250.80-202-100.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1143031677 0 :fuse!n=mpersano@medusa.insite.com.br JOIN :#esoteric < 1143031698 0 :fuse!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi. < 1143034422 0 :CXI!i=Sanity@dialup-146.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1143035577 0 :ihope!n=ihope@c-67-172-99-160.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1143036594 0 :fuse!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"ircII EPIC4-2.0 -- Are we there yet?" < 1143039535 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION writes a better Pager
< 1143039549 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :" HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- Leading Edge IRC" < 1143039616 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's see... carat eh? < 1143039681 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ouch, she borkjed. < 1143039717 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, good enough, right? ^> is a carat, ^m is carriage return, ^j is newline... < 1143039852 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ adds 32 to the character after it. < 1143039858 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1143039861 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1143039863 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo befunge bch bf{8,[16],32,64} glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda < 1143039873 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No bf7? < 1143041822 0 :nooga!i=nooga@ip-50.net-41.rev.inter-c.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1143041825 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1143042772 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1143043223 0 :ihope!n=ihope@c-67-172-99-160.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1143044917 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1143044974 0 :GregorR_!n=gregor@198.107.20.174 JOIN :#esoteric < 1143046061 0 :int-e!n=noone@t54fc41c1.pool.terralink.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1143046104 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... < 1143046149 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So what's the optimal compression thingy for BF-SC? < 1143046171 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And did I ever post the definition of F-TR1? < 1143046460 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay. F-TR1 doesn't have first-class functions, therefore it is Extremely Ugly, Oh No@ < 1143046464 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/@/!/ < 1143047192 0 :GregorR_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1143047255 0 :GregorR_!n=gregor@198.107.20.174 JOIN :#esoteric < 1143049495 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1143049577 0 :ski__!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1143049688 0 :ski__!n=slj@84-217-44-81.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1143052110 0 :jix!i=jix@L633e.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1143056621 0 :GregorR_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1143056645 0 :GregorR_!n=gregor@198.107.20.174 JOIN :#esoteric < 1143059545 0 :GregorR_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GregorR < 1143060230 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1143060262 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@198.107.20.174 JOIN :#esoteric < 1143060274 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Welcome back. < 1143060552 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bouncy bouncy! < 1143060574 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1143060578 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: ps < 1143060632 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon pager bf +[,>,[<->++++++++ ++++++++ ++++++++ ++++++++].<[-]+] < 1143060644 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager D o e s i t w o r k ? < 1143060699 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmn < 1143060760 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager Or is it broken? Am I breaking it right now? < 1143060780 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[<->++++++++ ++++++++ ++++++++ ++++++++] is broken < 1143060786 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1143060787 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager !j@j#j$j%j^j&j*j !j@j#j$j%j^j&j*j < 1143060790 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: daemon pager bf < 1143060793 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 int-e: ps < 1143060802 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1143060804 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1143060815 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was stuck in an infinite loop ;) < 1143060837 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh! < 1143060839 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1143060858 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon pager bf +[,>,<[->++++++++ ++++++++ ++++++++ ++++++++>]>.<[-]+] < 1143060877 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager D o e s i t w o r k n o w ? < 1143060889 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it doesn't. < 1143060895 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon pager < 1143060898 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1143060902 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon pager bf +[,>,<[->++++++++ ++++++++ ++++++++ ++++++++<]>.<[-]+] < 1143060913 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :@pager H o w a b o u t n o w ? < 1143060940 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... < 1143060951 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, dun. < 1143060958 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager H o w a b o u t n o w ? < 1143060960 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How about now? < 1143060964 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Duh, that is... < 1143061100 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh dear. < 1143061166 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager â•©â•© < 1143061180 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, that won't work. < 1143061188 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager : - P < 1143061204 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION kills himself a few more times
< 1143061211 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager : - P < 1143061232 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION does it one more time...
< 1143061241 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager : - P < 1143061245 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION laughs at ihope
"IÕ*:-P z-P ``À < 1143061259 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager : - P < 1143061262 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`À < 1143061267 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There we go. < 1143061271 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It should be fixied. < 1143061278 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager I s i t ? < 1143061280 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it? < 1143061287 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager Then Gregor broke it again. < 1143061306 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION doesn't understand ihope's obsession with that particular pager.
< 1143061317 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: write me a better one, then < 1143061322 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, a more robust pager would be nice :P < 1143061329 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1143061347 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager Then ihope made an attempt at fixing it. < 1143061350 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :èG¥O`²KÀ”aAŽÊèioem„ÀŽaô ta )i'i® < 1143061364 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That line is a registered trademark. < 1143061369 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't copy it, that's against the law. < 1143061369 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-D < 1143061384 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So clog is illegal now... < 1143061395 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-P < 1143061398 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :èGÂ¥O`²KÀ”aAŽÊèioem„ÀŽaô ta )i'i® is a registered trademark of EgoBot < 1143061403 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1143061428 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon anonymous +[,.[-]+] < 1143061458 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oops. < 1143061463 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!anonymous xxx < 1143061464 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon anonymous bf +[,.[-]+] < 1143061466 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1143061467 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1143061474 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A more robust pager. :-) < 1143061480 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!anonymous xxx < 1143061485 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xxx < 1143061503 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I LOVE PR0N0GRA-FEEEEEEEE < 1143061521 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's that? < 1143061526 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION goes to hell
< 1143061552 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh no! < 1143061638 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, what if I did an /alias anonymous msg EgoBot !anonymous? < 1143061664 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I imagine that would make anonymous messaging easy. < 1143061669 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :By the way, it's not very anonymous, since I have logs. < 1143061675 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's only anonymous to everybody other than myself. < 1143061682 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1143061732 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I love your VERSION response, int-e X-P < 1143061735 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :¡Hasta manzana! *attempts to leave, but fails* < 1143061745 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, here's a challenge: write a slow cat, one that only outputs one line for every second input line. < 1143061776 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :try a time request ;) < 1143061801 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[>+] < 1143061804 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :realloc: Cannot allocate memory < 1143061808 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^^ < 1143061949 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... < 1143061962 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A time request? You mean CTCP? < 1143061968 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think < 1143061971 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, hehe, that was to me. < 1143061980 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot can't respond to those. < 1143061984 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :13:17:59 -- CTCP TIME reply from int-e: two days after the day before yesterday < 1143061988 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stunningly worthless X-D < 1143061993 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1143062000 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just me being silly < 1143062001 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1143062007 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's an x-chat if anyone cares. < 1143062013 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now what was that other one... < 1143062055 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... < 1143062062 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think I answer those, ihope. < 1143062071 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It seems you don't. < 1143062152 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon slow bf >+[[>+>,----------]>+>+[>+>,----------]<[<<]>->->[++++++++++.>->]>->>[>>]+>+] < 1143062160 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!slow 1st line < 1143062164 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!slow 2nd line < 1143062189 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm. < 1143062210 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. maybe I should print newlines, too < 1143062239 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon slow < 1143062240 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1st line < 1143062242 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 2 killed. < 1143062278 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, print the newlines :-P < 1143062294 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon slow bf >+[[>+>,----------]>+>+[>+>,----------]<[<<]>[[-]>->++++++++++.----------]>->>[>>]+>+] < 1143062299 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!slow 1st line < 1143062299 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder how these show up in < 1143062301 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :clog's logs... < 1143062304 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!slow 2nd line < 1143062306 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1st line < 1143062311 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!slow 3rd line < 1143062315 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!slow 4th line < 1143062318 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2nd line < 1143062322 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1143062324 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you get the idea :) < 1143062341 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1143062363 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3rd line < 1143062398 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4th line < 1143062501 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1143062515 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5th line < 1143062526 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :6th line < 1143062644 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :7th line < 1143062676 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!slow 13th line <- I can't count < 1143062678 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :8th line < 1143062679 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oops. < 1143062695 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :9th line < 1143062709 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :10th line < 1143062727 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :11th line < 1143062739 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :12th line < 1143062754 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't count! < 1143062760 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1143062770 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can eat memory though. < 1143062780 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :More and more memory. < 1143062789 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :To a max of 10M. < 1143062795 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'Tis a lot. < 1143062796 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :13th line <- I can't count < 1143062797 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At which point, you'll get "realloc: Cannot allocate memory" < 1143062825 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Next I'll consume this computer. < 1143062828 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then the universe. < 1143062830 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not slow anymore. 14th line, by the way. < 1143062835 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :15th line < 1143062835 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :10MB of it. < 1143062840 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then I'll be all that exists. < 1143062848 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All alone. < 1143062856 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't you feel pity for me? < 1143062862 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :17th line < 1143062866 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :18th line < 1143062873 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :19th line < 1143062880 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if I'm making sense. < 1143062888 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :20th line < 1143062892 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I rather suspect that I don't < 1143062893 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... < 1143062900 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :21st line < 1143062906 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :22nd line < 1143062912 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because there's more than one person feeding me with senseless stuff. < 1143062919 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What do you know... I can count! < 1143062923 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1143062927 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1143062935 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1143062938 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: daemon pager bf < 1143062940 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 int-e: daemon slow bf < 1143062943 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 ihope: daemon anonymous bf < 1143062944 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon slow < 1143062944 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 int-e: ps < 1143062946 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 2 killed. < 1143062948 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Write a slow pager! < 1143062968 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was slow. I just force-feeded it lots of periods at the end. < 1143063063 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Feeded, eh? < 1143063066 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it's certainly more robust than your silly pager thingy ;) < 1143063081 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure, feed cookies to the bot. < 1143063092 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bot gotta live, too < 1143063097 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cookie < 1143063100 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1143063117 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!a cookie is a thing that you can eat < 1143063118 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm. < 1143063120 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1143063124 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have an idea < 1143063173 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eat < 1143063176 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1143063396 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahh. I know! < 1143063640 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon cookie bf >>+[>,----------]<[++++++++++<]>[-]<+[>+[,----------]<[<+>->>[.>]<[<]<]<[>+<-]++++++++++.[-]>+] < 1143063648 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cookie < 1143063651 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Crunch! < 1143063655 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1143063658 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cookie < 1143063662 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Crunch! Crunch! < 1143063669 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cookie crunch < 1143063673 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! < 1143063689 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I cheated btw. ;) < 1143063693 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You did? < 1143063697 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How? < 1143063712 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The string 'Crunch' is not encoded in that program. < 1143063722 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1143063731 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! < 1143063741 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"/msg EgoBot !cookie Crunch! " was my first command. < 1143063772 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cookie < 1143063775 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! < 1143063792 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION claps his hands like an infant.
< 1143063818 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the really funny thing is that this program worked the first time that I tried it :) < 1143063824 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1143064311 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1143064343 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@198.107.20.174 JOIN :#esoteric < 1143064354 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: ooh dear < 1143064384 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My home network is awful. < 1143064390 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Russian roulette time... < 1143064404 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!anonymous Pong < 1143064407 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pong < 1143064416 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's do that again... < 1143064424 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BANG < 1143064430 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ow. < 1143064441 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1143064453 0 :ihope!n=ihope@c-67-172-99-160.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1143064459 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehehe < 1143064474 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Luckily, IRC isn't a permadeath protocol. < 1143064501 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION would join in, but likes his 30Meg of scrollback
< 1143064582 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION tries to implement Russian Roulette in BF via Blum Blum Shub
< 1143064790 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION decides not to, because that would be too complicated :-P
< 1143064833 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION goes
< 1143064847 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cookie < 1143064851 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! < 1143065000 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf >-[>++++++++++<[->->+<[>>>]>[[-<+>]>+>>]<<<<<]>[-]++++++[->++++++++<]>>]<[.[-]<<<] < 1143065003 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :65535 < 1143065073 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >-[>++++++++++<[->->+<[>>>]>[[-<+>]>+>>]<<<<<]>[-]++++++[->++++++++<]>>]<[.[-]<<<] < 1143065077 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :255 < 1143065080 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1143065233 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1143065242 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf32 >-[>++++++++++<[->->+<[>>>]>[[-<+>]>+>>]<<<<<]>[-]++++++[->++++++++<]>>]<[.[-]<<<] < 1143065616 0 :Sgeo!n=sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1143065845 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1143065849 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 ihope: bf32 < 1143065851 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5 GregorR: ps < 1143065853 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 4 < 1143065855 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 4 killed. < 1143065922 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was it counting to 4294967295? < 1143065944 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was taking 100% of my CPU, that's all I know :P < 1143065974 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1143066059 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was executing the [->->+<[>>>]>[[-<+>]>+>>]<<<<<] look 4294967295 times < 1143066067 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1143066099 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf7 >-[>++++++++++<[->->+<[>>>]>[[-<+>]>+>>]<<<<<]>[-]++++++[->++++++++<]>>]<[.[-]<<<] < 1143066125 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1143066132 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which may actually be cheaper than it looks, but it's still 25 bf operations per loop./ < 1143066138 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It took that long? < 1143066709 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf16 +>>-[[[->+<[->+<[->+<[->+<[->+<[->+<[->+<[->+<[->+<[->[-]>>+<<]]]]]]]]]]<]<[>]>+++++++[>+++++++<-]>>>]<<-[.<<<-]++++++++++. < 1143066714 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :65535 < 1143066797 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that one is faster, but I don't know if that's fast enough. < 1143066810 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf32 +>>-[[[->+<[->+<[->+<[->+<[->+<[->+<[->+<[->+<[->+<[->[-]>>+<<]]]]]]]]]]<]<[>]>+++++++[>+++++++<-]>>>]<<-[.<<<-]++++++++++. < 1143067126 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4294967295 < 1143067162 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! < 1143067164 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cookie < 1143067168 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! < 1143070093 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1143071516 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Would Unlambda's c combinator run faster with a quantum interpreter? < 1143071726 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, because unlambda specifies sequential execution ... you need to get the side effects in the correct order. < 1143071885 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah...