< 1142729585 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1142731074 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How many points are required to define a conic section? < 1142731107 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Three can define a circle, and four can probably define an ellipse. < 1142731155 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If those points were along a parabola rather than an ellipse, then you'd probably end up with a parabola. If they were on a hyperbola, however... < 1142731181 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Two can define a circle: the center and a point on the edge. < 1142731182 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So a hyperbola and an ellipse can intersect at four points. < 1142731198 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: but you'd need some extra info to know which is which. < 1142731217 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, I guess if you want to know nothing about the points, then yeah. < 1142731255 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just like a parabola can be defined by its focus and the whatchamacallit, as well as which is which. < 1142731264 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION looks up the name of the whatchamacallit
< 1142731348 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vertex? < 1142731407 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, that'll work. The focus and the vertex. < 1142731431 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was thinking the intersection of the directrix and the line formed by the focus and the vertex. < 1142731633 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION ponders how that heck multiple dimensions of time might work
< 1142731669 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IIRC, a circle takes 3, so I think a conic section takes 4 < 1142731757 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :putting "multiple time dimensions" into google turns up a few nuts and a load of database stuff < 1142731962 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Multiple time dimensions? < 1142731979 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is the path of time a conic section? :-) < 1142732112 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WTF?! http://www.friesian.com/images/onto-14.gif < 1142732323 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If it has the word "quantum" in it, either I have a strange obsession with it or I don't understand it at all. < 1142732725 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1142733129 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, this is one of the less usual nutty physics websites; the type that states things that are fairly obvious and uses simple variations on mainstream "stuff" like they are some amazing new discovery. http://www.brooksdesign-cg.com/Code/Html/netart5.htm < 1142733165 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was taught everything I have read (so far) except the bizarre diagramming at secondary school. < 1142733188 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :conservation of units or whatever you want to call it. < 1142733782 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's see here. < 1142733793 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Everything's extremely strictly right-associative. < 1142733815 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3^^^^3 = 3^^^3^^^3 = 3^^^3^^3^^3 = 3^^^3^^3^3^3 < 1142733855 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not friggin graham's number again < 1142733861 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1142733876 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric := 3^^^3^^3^27 = 3^^^3^^7625597484987 < 1142733989 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Trying to go any further with lambda bot gives "Exception: stack overflow". < 1142734117 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION goes to bed
< 1142736552 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4^^4 = 4^4^4^4 ? < 1142736620 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2^^5 = 2 ^ 2 ^ 2 ^ 2 ^ 2 ? < 1142736663 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aye. < 1142736678 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2^^^6 = 2^^2^^2^^2^^2^^2 < 1142736703 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is right-associative: 2^2^2^2 = 2^(2^(2^2)). < 1142736706 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that means 3^^7625597484987 is extremely huge ;) < 1142736713 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :calamari: yep :-) < 1142736723 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And 3^^^that is big too. < 1142736750 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then you have to use that many Knuth arrows (i.e. carats) in the next number. < 1142736761 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Once you've calculated 64 of those, I'll let you go. < 1142736769 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION goes himself
< 1142736780 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah I'll let you handle it < 1142737000 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems like 2^^^^2 would be more interestng < 1142737420 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't help it :) 2^^^^2=2^^^2^^^2=2^^^2^^2^^2=2^^^2^^2^2^2=2^^^2^^16=2^^^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2 < 1142737523 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :=2^^^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^65536 < 1142737584 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't post 2^65536 but python found it :) < 1142737586 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-146.88.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1142737799 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :log(2^65536)/log(10) ~= 19728.3017958 < 1142737815 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so 10^19728 heh < 1142738000 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1142739240 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2^65536=115792089237316195423570985008687907853269984665640564039457584007913129639936^256 < 1142739343 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1142739361 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-146.88.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1142739628 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1142739713 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1142739724 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-146.88.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1142742085 0 :CXII!i=Sanity@dialup-207.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1142742450 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@228.orlando-09-10rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1142742986 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1142743393 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1142744763 0 :GregorR-L!n=gregor@71-34-97-126.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1142746952 0 :CXII!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :CXI < 1142751796 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@155.orlando-09rh15-16rt.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1142753668 0 :nooga!i=nooga@ip-50.net-41.rev.inter-c.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1142753732 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA < 1142753990 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegoR-L < 1142754008 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You missed an r ;) < 1142754016 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :woops ;] < 1142754035 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wassup? < 1142754039 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ that way < 1142754059 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::> < 1142754443 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1142755199 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1142755200 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1142755900 0 :GregorR-L!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1142757530 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1142757568 0 :CXII!i=Sanity@dialup-174.88.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1142758546 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1142763672 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1142764113 0 :kipple!n=kipple@250.80-202-100.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1142764838 0 :jix!i=jix@L61f4.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1142770899 0 :CXII!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :CXI < 1142772398 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1142772428 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@198.107.20.174 JOIN :#esoteric < 1142773272 0 :ihope!n=ihope@c-67-172-99-160.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1142773891 0 :CXII!n=Sanity@dialup-182.105.221.203.acc51-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1142774929 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1142775687 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, right right. < 1142775713 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Would a set of functions be okay for inclusion on the Wiki? < 1142775773 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The "F-TR1" set? < 1142776140 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION have no idea what that is...
< 1142776302 0 :ihope__!n=ihope@c-67-172-99-160.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1142777307 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1142777961 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1142778607 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope__: erm, just post them and we'll delete them if we don;t like them < 1142780260 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay. < 1142780295 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope_ < 1142781480 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently, this is fake: http://www.donaldsensing.com/Pix/0412/2004computer.jpg < 1142782818 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is? claims who? < 1142783061 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :another person I know < 1142783521 0 :jix!i=jix@L61f4.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1142784193 0 :basti_!n=basti@p54AE4982.dip0.t-ipconnect.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1142784198 0 :basti_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahhh < 1142784271 0 :ski__!n=slj@84-217-32-122.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1142784530 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1142784542 0 :basti_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1142784675 0 :ndm!n=chatzill@host86-129-36-119.range86-129.btcentralplus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1142784729 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1142784781 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1142786275 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Scanner something error happens. < 1142786296 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is programming his robot
< 1142786350 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :robot? < 1142786360 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how did you acquire that? < 1142786451 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's build using lego mindstorms < 1142786521 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a friend of mine and i are going to participate (in|at|on|whatever) the robocup junior wm < 1142786541 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he built the robot (he is much better than me in building robots) and i program it < 1142786561 0 :ndm!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1142786777 0 :edwinb!n=eb@dronach.dcs.st-and.ac.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1142786904 0 :ski__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :jix : program in nqc ? < 1142786922 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ski__: right < 1142786953 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is no other way to do mindstorms programming on mac os x < 1142786988 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the offical lego tools for windows really suck < 1142787062 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Be existed a interface by Haskell that?" < 1142787195 0 :ski__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope : ? < 1142787273 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Is there an interface for that for Haskell? < 1142787450 0 :ski__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you quoting someone ? < 1142787459 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1142787478 0 :ski__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know of any haskell interface, no < 1142787538 0 :ski__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wouldn't you need to e.g. port a haskell-runtime to the platform, then ? < 1142787568 0 :ski__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or were you thinking of a DSL in haskell that compiles down to, say, quite simple nqc ? < 1142787582 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IIRC, there is only a very tiny amount of RAM, e.g. 16 words. < 1142787597 0 :ski__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ya :) < 1142787625 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you need a stamp computer or something < 1142787637 0 :ski__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's that ? < 1142787666 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a computer on a single 3*6cm board, iirc < 1142787677 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait... the Lego Mindstorms thing has only 16 words of memory? < 1142787678 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they could accomodate the Haskell RTS < 1142787684 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just what's in a word? < 1142787684 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: I *think* so < 1142787688 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :16 bits < 1142787700 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :256 bits of RAM... < 1142787703 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I may be comfusing it with another processor < 1142787726 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has 16bit adress space < 1142787734 0 :edwinb!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought it hadd 32k... < 1142787744 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :try creating lots and lots of variables, and see if you hit a limit < 1142787745 0 :edwinb!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(but I've never used it) < 1142787792 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OST, edwinb could be right. < 1142787799 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That could be implemented with a couple switch thingies. Like squares, being black on one side and white on the other, then you could shine lasers on them to see what state they're in. < 1142787822 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And to change them... blow some air on them? :-) < 1142789162 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A man married 30 women, yet never had a wife... < 1142789191 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1142789291 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you think he managed it? < 1142789356 0 :edwinb!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he was a priest... < 1142789394 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep, that'd do it. < 1142790371 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keep Japan clean: don't burn the fire chief! < 1142790874 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :edwinb: waitamo, how did you know this place was here. < 1142790884 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION knows edwinb from elsewhere
< 1142791179 0 :edwinb!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION knows how to find things on the InterWeb.
< 1142791298 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, but the trick is thinking of looking for them. < 1142791307 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here goes... < 1142791320 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: ? < 1142791353 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Finally actually WRITING the bot, whoo! < 1142791381 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, ok < 1142793916 0 :ihope__!n=ihope@c-67-172-99-160.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1142794492 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1142794805 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1142797702 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Insert witty joke here. < 1142798346 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ahem < 1142798364 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I had a dog with no legs called cigarette.... < 1142798378 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Every day, I'd take him out for a drag" < 1142798389 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Boom boom < 1142798411 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you hear the one about the king and the ping pong balls? < 1142798464 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1142798481 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah, that's too long. What about the snake and the lever? < 1142798487 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1142798507 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, there was a guy once who was named Jake. < 1142798521 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know, perfectly human and everything. < 1142798544 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah... < 1142798552 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, he also had a wife named Ann. < 1142798566 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And two sons and a dog and a cat. < 1142798572 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, ok < 1142798605 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So one day, Jake is walking the dog... < 1142798664 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course, walking the dog is nothing too interesting in and of itself. < 1142798702 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah... < 1142798730 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But the dog breaks free of his leash, which means, of course, that I can use that fact to develop the plot a little by making Jake's search for his dog very... long. < 1142798756 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1142798786 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>:-| < 1142798793 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, Jake notices something in the dirt. It might have been some super-powerful artifact... < 1142798835 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it was just a beetle, who had managed to become half-buried. < 1142798882 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see < 1142798894 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Disappointed, and unable to find his dog, Jake decides to go back home... you know? < 1142798901 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course < 1142798960 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, lemme see here... < 1142798994 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, right right. Character development, and all that. < 1142799017 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, divorce laws in Jake's country are extremely strict. < 1142799040 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see... < 1142799043 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So Ann can... well, you know? < 1142799081 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Take that to her advantage, I guess. < 1142799085 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, ok < 1142799135 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, no, that won't work, will it? < 1142799166 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay. Scratch those two lines. < 1142799174 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll do a bit of brainstormies. < 1142799210 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Of course, you have to be careful when brainstorming, otherwise you could end up seriously injured...) < 1142799260 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wanders where the heck this is going
< 1142799268 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*wonders < 1142799513 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay. /me sums up < 1142799572 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a guy named Jake who has a wife named Ann and two sons and a dog and a cat. He's walking his dog and the dog breaks free of his leash. < 1142799628 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... < 1142799648 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a guy named Bill with a dad named Jake and a mom named Ann and a brother and a dog and a cat. < 1142799656 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, no. < 1142799690 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, maybe I'll just link a different version of this story. < 1142799712 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1142799822 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here we go. < 1142799833 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's big enough to fill five pages of forumy stuff. < 1142799834 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.laptoplogic.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4356&mode=threaded < 1142799949 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It'll take a while to read. I'm going out for a walk... maybe then you'll be at the end ;-) < 1142800516 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1142800585 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, wait, there are more pages < 1142801513 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1142801789 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION groans
< 1142801808 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :edwinb: I think you have a competitor. < 1142801828 0 :edwinb!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in what sense? < 1142801842 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That has to be the most rambling build-up to a bad pun that I have ever heard. < 1142801856 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pages and pages of text < 1142801871 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(see URL) < 1142801904 0 :edwinb!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :will it work if I just skip to the end? < 1142801916 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1142801944 0 :edwinb!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :feh. I'll wait until I'm bored enough then. < 1142801985 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: BTW, it doesn't work in British English, as the first vowel of the fourth word of the punchline is a long vowel, and so the fourth word doesn't rhyme with what it's supposed to. < 1142802363 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1142802913 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: you stopped using tor? < 1142802919 0 :edwinb!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1142802961 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :jix: Yeah, more trouble than it's worth. < 1142802978 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah... < 1142803140 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: get colo and ssh into it < 1142803153 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :colo? < 1142803172 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Into what? < 1142803230 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The idea is that you get a 1U linux machine, put it in colocation, and use ssh to get to it. < 1142803247 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You actually *do* much of your stuff there. < 1142803254 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, yes. < 1142803262 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not expensive at all. < 1142803263 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thus, your building can;t spy on your internet connection < 1142803271 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*cough* < 1142803280 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you need som other people < 1142803287 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then you share < 1142803329 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one advantage is you get to use the extreme leetness of screen. < 1142803347 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd be using VNC, just to piss you off. < 1142803510 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-105-142-203.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1142804798 0 :kipple!n=kipple@250.80-202-100.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1142805066 0 :ihope!n=ihope@c-67-172-99-160.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1142806052 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do not say good the English. < 1142806105 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I does not speak well with the grammars. < 1142806143 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It would fill the natural one above. < 1142806292 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :, this task was indistinct stood out! < 1142806384 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You win. < 1142806508 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION just totally screwed his site :(
< 1142806523 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :untarred something that wasn't tared properly.. had a bunch of directories in it and it overwrote a bunch of crap < 1142806524 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ow. < 1142807354 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1142807377 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@198.107.20.174 JOIN :#esoteric < 1142807524 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1142807535 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: BTW, it doesn't work in British English, as the first vowel of the fourth word of the punchline is a long vowel, and so the fourth word doesn't rhyme with what it's supposed to. < 1142807570 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1142807601 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tell them to pronounce "never" the same way. < 1142808300 0 :basti_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmmm < 1142808306 0 :basti_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't get that pun. < 1142808356 0 :basti_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I'm not a native speaker too < 1142809533 0 :CXI!i=Sanity@dialup-45.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1142809566 0 :basti_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1142809882 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whew.. that sucked < 1142809902 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lost some history and a couple edits but I think I got everything mostly back < 1142810901 0 :CXII!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1142812007 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)