< 1060996200 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1060996612 0 :lament!~lament@h24-87-69-52.vc.shawcable.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1060997181 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1061001678 0 :lament!~lament@24.85.63.178 JOIN :#esoteric < 1061003402 0 :Verbed!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1061003960 0 :lament_!~lament@24.85.63.178 JOIN :#esoteric < 1061004028 0 :lament_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1061020799 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1061020800 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1061030253 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1061060320 0 :lament!~lament@24.85.63.178 JOIN :#esoteric < 1061061958 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1061065285 0 :lament!~lament@24.85.63.178 JOIN :#esoteric < 1061065466 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stupid bach! i hate him. < 1061065642 0 :Taaus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh? < 1061065679 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes! < 1061065686 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's absolutely _impossible_ to play on the guitar. < 1061065707 0 :Taaus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... That really depends on which piece you're trying to play. < 1061065724 0 :Taaus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've heard some Bach pieces performed semi-successfully on the guitar ;) < 1061065741 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1061065750 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'd think the first prelude of the WTC would be easy. < 1061065768 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it is! < 1061065776 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The first eight measures. < 1061065782 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then the guitar simply runs out of range. < 1061065795 0 :Taaus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wouldn't. It's not. Not even on the piano... It's hell getting it to sound just right :) < 1061065805 0 :Taaus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... Transpose it, then ;) < 1061065828 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then it won't sound 'just right' whatever i do afterwards :) < 1061065840 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course it's not easy. < 1061065845 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even Gould manages to get it horribly wrong ;) < 1061065850 0 :Taaus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hah! Now I'm receiving spam advertising tools to use during a blackout. < 1061065919 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A crowbar, a smoke grenade and a face mask? < 1061065936 0 :Taaus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah... A flashlight of some sort. < 1061065946 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah. < 1061065960 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not very profitable. < 1061065998 0 :Taaus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably not. < 1061066240 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course, i won't run out of range on the Chaconne... < 1061066260 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd run out of lots of other things, though :) < 1061066272 0 :Taaus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehe. < 1061066834 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I hate the guitar anyway :( < 1061066859 0 :Taaus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... Play something else, then... Say, the violin :) < 1061066901 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :_no_. < 1061066918 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I played the violin in the music school. < 1061066921 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I _hate_ the thing. < 1061066953 0 :Taaus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aha. < 1061066961 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ugly, wretched, horrible, loathsome. < 1061066971 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perl programmers play it. < 1061066993 0 :Taaus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indubitably. And Python programmers as well. < 1061067007 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At best, it sounds like a chainsaw being lowered into a toilet. < 1061067048 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At worst, like a thousand monkeys freezing to death mid-scream < 1061067053 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(image copyright john clute) < 1061067093 0 :Taaus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmkay. < 1061067267 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :As you see, it's capable of expressing a very wide range of feelings :) < 1061067320 0 :Taaus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1061067486 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :By the way, john clute rocks.