Nil

Nil is the world's first Nihilistic programming language. Essentially, it parses commands of any complexity, and then ignores them.

Examples
Here is the traditional Nil program: I wandered lonely as a cloud.

A more practical program: Please, give a NOP if life is either meaningful or not meaningful.

The shortest known Nil quine:

Implementations
One of the most widely deployed Nil interpreters is true, which is shipped as standard with many popular operating systems including GNU/Linux and Mac OS X. The traditional Nil program above (wordsworth.nil) can be invoked thus:

true wordsworth.nil

Alternatively, since the language syntax allows the use of 'shebang' lines, Nil programmers may wish to adopt the following convention to make their programs directly executable:

I wandered lonely as a cloud.
 * 1) !/usr/bin/true -w

./wordsworth.nil

Notice the use of the -w option in the above example, which turns on compiler warnings; novice Nil programmers are strongly encouraged to make use of this feature.

Bootstrapping
Incredibly, despite not being Turing-complete, the Nil language is expressive enough to implement an interpreter for itself, much more concisely than many 'proper' languages can. The example presented here is a simple implementation, but using advanced compression techniques Nil developers have been able to produce working interpreters in as little as 0 lines of code.

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 * 1) !/usr/bin/true -w

This can be seen to run any Nil program successfully, including our example programs from above:

> ./nil_interpreter.nil wordsworth.nil > ./nil_interpreter.nil quine.nil

External resources

 * Nil interpreter (Online) (dead link)
 * Online client-side Nil interpreter without JavaScript
 * Nil website