Schrodilang

Schrödilang is a little-known esoteric programming language developed by Erwin Schrödinger's illegitimate son Billy Schrödinger. Not much is known about the language, with the exception that the only implementation ever to be written is on a floppy diskette sealed in a water-tight lead box at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean, along with a nuclear radiator and a radiation detector attached to a powerful electromagnet.