User talk:WLaquitaCuevasa

DO NOT DELETE THIS. —ehird 22:55, 14 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Why this…obsession with preserving spam pages? —Maharba 15:47, 15 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Well, I'm a connoisseur and require their preservation for my research (on which note, please keep a look-out for My name is Johny, what the F**K?????, which should be complete in a month or so at the most). But this one in particular is a very fine specimen; a seemingly incoherent rant in defence of PHP with Google somehow inexplicably woven into every thread of the narrative. One wonders who the original author(s?) of the text is (are?). One wonders if they knew their work would be used for spam.
 * At the end of the day, it does not quite reach the heights of the spam most commonly accepted to be the finest of our time, Talk:Gregor Richards 22:33, 7 May 2011 195.162.130.20 (UmGUNkbHvRxrmTv), or even its performance-art sequel, Hello world program in esoteric languages 17:11, 12 September 2011 62.157.186.18 (→Tri), which followed the same basic form but in the far more controversial medium of direct vandalism, as opposed to a benign talk-page comment. But User:WLaquitaCuevasa is a daring and innovative work nonetheless, and should be preserved as a cultural artefact of note.
 * And before you ask, no, I don't have anything better to do with my time. —ehird 19:02, 15 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Nothing better to do with your time? Did you ever finish the SyL implementation? —Maharba 01:07, 17 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Well, we have to understand better in a very subjective (convenient) manner. Certainly there are large fragments of an optimising, multi-backend SyL implementation on my hard disk. And certainly, I have an interest in finishing this. Unfortunately my free coding time works according to essentially unpredictable whims, and recently it has been making me work on mcmap (if anyone clicks that, try to pretend the readme isn't there; it's terribly out-of-date) and shiro (a Funge-98 implementation in Haskell). If you know of a way to redirect hobby coding efforts to other projects at will, I would love to hear it; it'd come in very handy.
 * But my wiki time is definitely devoted to the spam. I'm all about the spam. —ehird 06:15, 17 September 2011 (UTC)