Derplang

derplang is an esoteric language, created by JesseH in 2013. It is pronounced derp-ling or derpling. The goal was to create a language that is somewhat confusing and hard to remember, and to give Hobbyist Programmers a fresh new way to travel their text editor. This is because a derplang script was intentionally to be all on one line, so that you have to scroll left and right, instead of up and down. However if you absolutely have to, you have divide them among multiple lines.

Commands
Every "token" has to have a colon at the end. A "token" can be defined as a command, or argument.

Computational class
Any Minsky machine can be translated into a derplang program using,  ,  ,   and. Therefore, derplang is Turing complete.

Examples
Hello World Script ou:Hello World!: Prints "Hello World!"

What is your name? ou:What's your name?:ip:x:ou:x: Get's input, and prints it.

Goto Example la:start: ou:spam!: go:start:

If x is equal to y, program hops to the first statement, if not, it hops to the fourteenth statement.

99 Bottles va:x:100:la:start:su:x:x:1:ou:x:ou:bottles of beer!:eq:x:0:END:start:

Github
Lua.

IRC
Come to #esoteric on Freenode, and ping JesseH.