Bayes Leaf

Bayes Leaf is a cell-based esoteric programming language created by Peter Berg in 2013. It utilizes random number rolling.

Instructions
Once initiated, a program loops until the Sun explodes, at which point it prints the front sprite of the Pokémon Bayleef from the Generation V Pokémon games, and then terminates. (An example sprite is available .) If you use the Sn command and fool the program into thinking the Sun has exploded, it will do the same thing, but at a reduced speed of 16 pixels per second. Rest assured that when the Sun actually does explode, Bayleef will be printed very quickly.

FAQ
Q: How large and numerous are the cells in Bayes Leaf?

A: There are infinite cells, and each cell's value is unbounded.

Q: Is it mandatory to use that particular Bayleef sprite, or can a conforming implementation display a cropped version using the 256 colors provided by modern terminals?

A: The latter option is correct.

Q: But if the Sun explodes—

A: Hush, you.